#neither am i but yk

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[timblrdrake]

BRUCE IS SMOOCHING SUPERMAN??????????????????

whaaaaat who said that

i can neither confirm nor deny

[detectivebambam]

hey btw Wymack recruiting people no one else bothers to look at also means recruiting the two incredibly good players who are considered "too short".

fyi.

YOU CAN ONLY PUT 30 TAGS???

[smithsibsceo]

robin writes the shittiest poems known to man and reads them to steve and steve is wholeheartedly like this is the work of a god

[neallo]

also bratty sub Near uttering the words "make me" to Mello

heheheh this happened to coincide with an excerpt i already had written to the very-incomplete sequel to engaged. i hope you don't mind me being a little flexible with the exact phrasing :3

For the last two months, every day has gone like this: he wakes up to the sound of their alarm, surrounded by Mello. Mello’s chest warm against his back, Mello’s breath tickling his neck, Mello’s arm slung over him, heavy and comforting. Near has to squirm out of his embrace to turn off the clock, and said squirming inevitably wakes Mello. By the time Near has silenced the alarm, Mello is propped up on one elbow and staring at him. “Get back here,” Mello always says, his voice coarse with sleep and low enough to make Near shiver. Some mornings Near just crawls back over and lays down beside him, obedient. Others, he likes to agitate Mello a little; he’ll act aloof or say something like come get me just for the thrill of being grabbed and dragged and pinned under Mello's weight, of Mello calling him a brat and holding him down while he grinds against him, body hot and heavy on Near’s smaller one.

NSFW (or not!) three-sentence(ish) fic prompts open ❣️

[alterouslyinlove]

me: “i think men should kiss more often”

him: “i agree.”

him: “i think i should do that more often”

💥💥💥⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ i volunteer hello hi 👋

(ps rambling in the tags don’t. don’t even look at me)

[ablednt]

Granted I have the overall geographical and cultural knowledge of a 4th grader but from what I can tell the nuclear family model really does seem to be a white colonial invention

Different cultures have different approaches but I mainly hear about either large family units where multiple generations support each other and raise their children and grandchildren together or an "it takes a village" approach where children are raised somewhat communally

And I can't really speak on it much or claim that these families were free of abuse or that children aren't often an oppressed group basically everywhere I know of but the way ownership of your children is so engrained into white society is so bizarre

Like once you notice it you can't unnotice it even the most loving well meaning parents don't know what to do about it because everyone is so isolated from their own families and their own communities so you wind up with 1-2 parents who have full legal ownership of their child and are raised in a culture where you don't have personhood until you're 18 and all attempts at self actualization before them are seen as clueless rebellion. Like our culture is so divorced from the concept that a parent is someone who is helping mentor and care for their child so they can thrive as a fellow human being and it's actually so alarming

And ik this problem isn't unique to white and colonized people but it's honestly really soothing to hear about how other cultures approach and view parenting and community as a whole and to internalize it doesn't have to be this way

[falldogbombsthemoon]

Yall haha, my dad made it so I have wifi access for one hour a day. which I can use from like 14 to 21 german time. So once my mobile data is dead, I will not be active that much ig. So please dont think I'm abandoning yall.

[paleangels13]

Helloo, I still exist did anyone even notice I was mostly gone lol

Anyone interested in ehhh...slightly unhinged work-related talk?

No?

Well. Too bad

Anyone that knows me irl please ignore the tags – I'm embarrassed ✨🥰

[urayuli]

being a really weird mix of fictive and normal guy is hilarious because. with the amount of bugs i reblog and the knowledge of being a partial fictive, i figure most people would assume "ah, is your source kondraki?" no lol im that fuckass bitch in the ugly hat (clarf). one of the people that merged to make me just was super nerdlike

[samuelroukin]

ur so hard on urself … « took me a whole day to write 500 words » it took me months to write 3.5 k !!!!!!! give urself some slack man

everyone has different speeds tho! i just miss the days were i was writing 2-3k a day like i know i can work faster than this bc my stuff is not that deep 💀 not like i have a job or any other hobbies atm lmao

[hella1975]

I'm not done yet but hey are you giving zuko eldest daughter trauma because I'll fucking kill you I read ONE line it's probably the first of what's to come but I'm sending the hate ask now xoxo

ofc i wouldn't do that! he's just fistfighting a saviour complex and is eternally burdened by the responsibility of raising and caring for his sister while simultaneously being a child himself and always putting himself before the worst of the war so that azula doesn't have to all the while growing more and more rage towards the situation until it all comes out in a very cataclysmic scene that i will definitely cry at when writing :)

[elytrafemme]

i have at this point talked to at least a few of my college friends about cough syrup, only two of them knowing it by explicit name. and i find it incredibly funny because one of them was an actual committed fan who dropped after the major hiatus, and the other one only read five chapters in before giving up 😭 i have much love for the hiatus survivors because my dear close friends were NOT committing to that shit

[milflewis]

sometimes i think i am normal about lewis hamilton and valtteri bottas and how they love each other and then other times i go to talk about it and i cannot speak

[tacagen]

erik alfred leslie satie you were the real one