#neptune answers

[egcdeath]

omg i loved loved loveddd that marriage fic of patrick zweig!! there is a serious shortage of patrick zweig x reader fics, I had a request actually if you could maybe write more of pregnant reader x patrick or maybe even newborn dad patrick (i have a soft spot for that& i loved the ending because of that) tysm!! :)

thank you and that prompt is so cute!! i’m currently super busy, so i really do not have the time/mental capacity for a whole fic so here’s a (long) list of headcanons!

also, i’m imagining the pairing from something old, something new, but you don’t have to read that to get this!

when you first tell patrick that you’re ready for kids, that man is ECSTATIC. in SOSN, they’re just “friends” but he definitely has feelings for her before they address it, so taking the step to start a family together is a huge one.

patrick suddenly starts believing alllll of the old wives tales and superstitions about pregnancy. you have to call him out for it every now and then like, “patrick, wtf??” and he’s always just like “i swear it’s true, i heard it from a friend of my friend’s aunt.” and you just give him a crazy look.

once you finally take a test and find out it’s official, the two of you are SO excited. patrick tries to lift you up and spin you off the ground but that almost instantly triggers your morning sickness.

that man is so excited to be a father. he’s constantly putting his hand on your tiny bump and reading books on parenting (you don’t know that you’d ever seen him read a book before then) and asking you about when you’re free to take baby related classes. you have to remind him that you’re really not that far along and he needs to chill.

he would be so accommodating to you. hold your hair back while you’re having morning sickness. wake up in the middle of the night to get the ingredients and make you a pickle watermelon salad. massage your swollen feet. he already loves and cares about you so much and he wants to be sure to give you and the baby the top tier of treatment ever.

patrick is very much a hot head who loves to argue. and i think in the early stages he might egg on your mood swings A LITTLE BIT. but i think pretty quickly he’d realize he needs to dial it back because arguing with a pregnant person is crazy. but every now and then you just want to argue with him to argue with him or old times sake, and when he ends up being the bigger person, you say something about it and he’ll humor you. i actually think it would be so funny if you and him had like . a safe word to indicate that you were just playing, that way he doesn’t say the wrong thing and make you cry or something.

specifically for the pair from sosn, i think that they would maybe vaguely mention that they were trying to get pregnant to their family, but they wouldn’t tell family until it can’t be hidden anymore. like sometimes you just want something to yourselves, and you know that if your families get involved, things will be WAYYYY blown out of proportion. you tell your friends, who are super happy for you, and you tell your family who are also very happy for you. your families immediately start debating about baby name and whose great grandma is going to be the baby’s namesake. patrick insists that there will be more than one baby to name, then winks at you.

as the baby approaches, he’s coming with you for appointments. it is his final season before he retires, so he is pretty busy, but he’s either flying to meet you or for you to meet him vice versa. he ends up having a tennis event end on the same day as one of your ultrasound appts and you’re SO sure that he isn’t going to be able to make it, but lo and behold. who comes running through the door just as the doctor starts applying that cold gel to your stomach??? you actually cry a few tears of joy. patrick kisses them off your face.

you’re struggling these last few months or pregnancy, but patrick has your back. i can see him being super accommodating during this time period, especially once his tennis commitments end.

he starts tearing through his books and making you come to all of these classes with him. you’re kinda having the time of your life bonding with your man and getting a little less anxious for your baby.

you go into labor in the middle of the night. patrick grabs your birth bag (the two of you have been preparing for this) and holds your hand the whole time that he’s speeding down the highway.

this man is full of theatrics when you get to the hospital. he’s yelling and shit. he’s asking all of the doctors where they went to school and if they’re qualified to take care of you. they’re sick and tired of him immediately. you wish you could be sick and tired of him but you’re actually to scared to care.

you’re in pain. he keeps telling you that he wishes he could take all your pain and give it to him. he’s so dramatic. you love him with all of your being.

your labor is not a short one, but he’s by your side for every single second that he can. he’s telling you stupid stories. he’s talking about things you’re gonna do with the baby when they arrive. he’s trying everything he can to distract you.

when it’s time to start pushing, he holds your hand again. you’re squeezing his hand so hard that it goes a little numb, but he doesn’t mention it. he’s cheering you on like you’re at a sporting event.

suddenly your baby is here. the two of you cry happy tears when you hold her. it’s the best moment of your lives.

adjusting to having a baby at home is definitely… something! the two of you consider hiring a nanny (as all rich people do) but ultimately decide against it. patrick is literally retired so like, stay at home dad era incoming!!

babies really are not glamorous so i’ll skip all the gross stuff and focus on the good.

you guys think the baby is the cutest thing on earth. even though you’re sleep deprived and stressed and still in a good amount of pain, you think that the baby is the best thing either of you have accomplished.

sometimes you watch in the doorway when patrick sings and rocks the baby to sleep. it is the cutest thing you’ve ever witnessed.

patrick lovessss a baby bjorn. he’s walking around the house chatting it up with your baby, just telling her about how much of a tennis legend he was back in the day, flipping pancakes in the kitchen with baby attached to him, etc etc. anything he can do, he swears baby can also do.

patrick is just so cute and sweet and gentle with the baby.

patrick girldad?? idk. just think about it.

patrick loves dressing up your daughter in silly little baby outfits. she loves it. you just shake your head in mock disapprovement while patrick brings the baby over to your face for a little cheek kiss, followed by his own cheek kiss. it’s very hard to be pretend disappointed after that.

once baby is a little older, i think the two of them would try to get her into tennis. maybe see if it’s her calling. it’s not. but she loves dancing, so that’s what she does!

the two of you are at every recital, watching her clumsily tot around. it’s so cute. patrick swears she has star power and is gonna be big some day. you lovingly roll your eyes at him. he insists it’s true.

your families also LOVEEEE the baby. i could see patrick being pretty overprotective from them at times too though, especially when they try to insist that she should be a certain way or do a certain thing.

the three of you are a very happy family. you were a little worried before you asked about how he might be as a father, or scared that he was going to run off at the proposition but he’s definitely taken to it.

i hope you enjoyed reading that as much as i enjoyed writing it! this was super fun to do and i would love to write more hcs for anyone who has any more ideas!!

[askthesolarballsss]

For Neptune,

Are you feeling better now that you hang out with Uranus? What kinds of activities do you do together?

Neptune: And that's not all! They're just examples, like sometimes they let me draw in their diary!

[gelthefunkyblob]

Solarballs is my kind of shit

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune and the boys at 2AM looking for beans

Jaune: You got the Stuff?

Roman: Yeah I got the stuff, you got the Lien?

Jaune: Sun?

Sun: *Slides Suitcase to Roman* Right Here.

Roman: *Opens case, Nodding* Great. Neo, Take this back. If you gents don't mind I'll be joining you.

Jaune: Hmm. Okay. Come on then. Ren's Already got some of it going.

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Blake: Darkside Reporting. Target spotted. Gold Bar and Solar Beam, have been joined by the Candle, Over.

Ruby: Copy that Darkside. Snowscreen, Wildfire, what's going on at your end? Over.

Yang: Wildfire Here. Frogger and Aerogel are making food at a campsite, two clicks south-by-southeast of Nathaniel's Stop-n-Shop convenience store, Over.

Weiss: We've got more incoming, get your head low!

Ozpin: Ah! This smells like the place to be!

Yang: Status Update! The Man in Green is there as well, joined by Sherry, Black-Jay, and ... I forget what we're calling Doctor Oobleck! Over!

Ruby: Copy that Wildfire, you and Snowscreen keep stay still and quiet, report in if anything new happens. We'll figure out what the guys have been up to. I still bet it's a werewolf cult. Over.

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Jaune: Ren. Here's what you called for.

Ren: *inspecting product, tastes it* Hm! Perfect~ Menagerian Pure Cocoa Powder, freshly ground! Immensely bitter, with the barest of sweetness!

Neptune: Doctor Oobleck has brought the Mistrali Coffee, We've just started roasting it. You are using Milk for the Hot chocol-

Ren: Do I look like a damn fool, or someone with a dairy allergy Neptune? Have faith.

Jaune: Great! You've been stirring my chili, yes?

Neptune: I've kept on that! it smells great!

Jaune: Thanks! It my personal recipe. Been working on it for years.

[witchhazelevesque]

Did Hazel train with Lupa or did Nico bring her straight to Camp Jupiter?

[mochatea-bunny]

to Neptune:

why do your rays look like shark teeth?

for the true answer i dont really know i just drew it that way and never changed it lol

[chroniclesofnadia111]

Top 5 favorite producers ?

Good question🔥 Currently or All-Time?

My faves currently :

Knxwledge

Conductor Williams

Camouflage Monk

Alchemist

Nicholas Craven

My All-Time Faves :

Dilla

Madlib

9th Wonder

Neptunes

Alchemist

Tough doing a top 5 cause there’s so many others I fw with heavy for different reasons. Roc Marciano , DOOM, Nujabes, DJ Premier, Dr. Dre, Hi-Tek, Timbaland, Q-Tip, Damu The Fudgemunk, Harry Fraud, Metro Booming, DJ Muggs etc….. you already know this could turn into a whole ass conversation lmao.

[valewritessss]

Say what you want about thinking Percy only remembered Annabeth because Hera left her in his memory but for the love of everything just let people have their romantic little headcanon

[egcdeath]

what about older!patrick x actress!reader who's slightly younger than him, known as the good girl of hollywood like well mannered never partied much such a sweetheart to everyone and so so talented. also very private about her personal life, never had any scandal at all but then pap pics of her and patrick together (kissing etc) come out and it's all over social media and the internet. and the fans and everyone goes crazy because he's not exactly the type of guy they expected her to go for i mean ...

hiii i want you to know that i LOVE this prompt and that i’ve always wanted to write a social media au and this prompt has given me the perfect idea for one. unfortunately there will not be an age gap but i promise there will be lots of celebrity gossip and discourse anyway!!!

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UPDATE: you can find this fic here!!

[askthesolarballsss]

Ask for Neptune:

Get help.

[satisfiedskye]

stan getting blinded by the enbian, uranic, and neptunic flags? :D /nf

done all three <3

[rwac96]

Does Pyrrha send pictures of herself and Jaune having fun in the after party to her rivals? Like a stamp that she is best girl.

(previous post)

Weiss: *exhales* "She did..."

Bleiss: *far away* "THAT BITCH!!"

*Bleiss knocks over random objects, then throws a plate against the wall*

Weiss: "It's been Hell here."

Noel: *blue-eyed* "Strangulation...Cremation...Disembowelment..."

Neptune: "WEISS! She's doing that thing again!"

Shallot: "SLAP! HER!"

Neptune: "I'm not slapping a doe-eyed, cute angel like Noel!"

Tifa: "...I'm seriously failing what Weiss sees in you."

Neptune: "Can ya not--!?" *gets pushed by Noel, letting out a 'manly' scream*

Horologium: *has Lucy inside his compartment* " 'I'm not coming out until you guys calm Noel down,' she screams in distress."

Noel: "Immolation...Evisceration...Flaying..." *gets slapped by Shallot*

Korra: *holding Ryuko back* "How about helping us out here?!"

Jessica: *holding Satsuki back using her ring, with Shantae, who's in elephant form again* "Seriously?! You two get right back to fighting each other?!"

Shantae: *groaning, using her porcine nostril* "C'mon, knock it off!"

Ryuko: *struggling* "TAKE THAT BACK! I AIN'T IMMATURE!!"

Satsuki: *struggling* "THEN RETRACT YOUR 'BUSHY-BROWS' REMARK!"

Weiss: "...I need an aspirin."

[themelodyofspring]

JOMP Book Photo Challenge

July 16, 2023 - Cool Colors

[howlingday]

Bob’s Burger/Nora’s Arc, who’s the “Teddy” to Jaune’s “Bob”? https://youtu.be/SSeOnYy-6QU?si=LemvYdcgL7XvdIuh

Link

I'm gonna be real with you on this one, just like with every other one I've been on, my go to answer was going to be Nora, since every other time I did Teddy, I remember it being Yang. Heck, with that video, I imagined Weiss and Yang as Bob and Teddy. However, after watching THIS, only one character comes to mind for me... Or I would say that, if other characters didn't pop up.

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Thrum: We don't celebrate War Day.

Neptune: WHAT?!

Magnum: We're like the Atlesians and the Horn Festival.

Neptune: Or me at a lesbian bar... Last night... Jaune, I watched an entire hockey game last night and nobody noticed. It was like my semblance was invisibility!

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Jacques: Well, it's time I go crush someone's dreams.

Neptune: Mine?

Jacques: No, my good man. Someone clearly beat me to it a long time ago.

Neptune: Oh, good.

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Neptune: I just stopped by to show you guys my new nutcracker! It's the same kind The Grimm Reaper used when she killed that Nevermore! Ha...

Neptune: ...I spent 49 Lien on this.

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Jaune: No offense, Sun, but I can't really trust you for a taste test. You'll pretty much eat anything.

Sun: What? No way, dude! I'm a pretty picky eater.

Jaune: ...Eat this. (Holds out thing)

Sun: (Eats it) What was it?

Jaune: (Holds up sponge)

Sun: ...DON'T FEED PEOPLE SPONGES, DUDE!

Jaune: (Snickering) You put it in your mouth, Sun!

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Sun: I wonder how much hair I've eaten over the years. Probably a whole mullet's worth.

Nora: (Dry heaves)

Sun: Worth it. (Bites into burger)

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Nora: Jaune, I gotta go. Sun just ate a spoonful of wasabi.

Sun: (Crying) I thought it was guacamole! (Breathing) Ah... Oh, here's the guacamole. (Eats) AGH! NOPE! WASABI AGAIN!

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Sun: I don't buy anything off a truck except stereos and stamps.

Sun: ...I loved that stamp truck, though.

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Qrow: I gotta go to my cousin's wedding this weekend. Not looking forward to that.

Nora: Is this the cousin you got to second base with?

Qrow: Nah, that was my second cousin, and it was third base.

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Qrow: Hey, good to be young, right?

Jaune: I'm forty-three.

Qrow: Oh my god, I... I have to start working out.

Nora: Yes, you do.

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Qrow: Kid! You're pouring ketchup in my coffee!

Jaune: Oh! Sorry! I was distracted!

Qrow: Ugh... Now my coffee is all ruined.

Qrow: Unless... (Drinks) UGH! Nope! That wasn't good at all!

Qrow: ...Wait, let me try it again. (Drinks) AGH! Nope! Still bad! Still gross!

Qrow: Then again... (Drinks) NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

Nora: Qrow, stop drinking.

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Qrow: (Wearing Jaune's apron) Here ya go, Qrow, my best friend ever! The Qrowin' Win! I named it after you because we have fun, right?

Qrow: (Takes off apron, Sits at counter) We have a lot fun, kid.

Qrow: (Runs back, Puts on apron) You're the best.

Qrow: I'm the best? You're the best! And, uh, thanks for not being salty about me marrying Nora. Oh, and, uh, thanks for being my best man.

Qrow: Stop it. I was happy to give the woman I loved away to you. And I would do it again in a heartbeat.

Qrow: Thanks, Jaune! You're amazing!

Qrow: Qrow, this is gonna sound crazy, but can I live with you guys?

Qrow: Of course! We can adopt you! You can be my son! I married your wife, and you'll be my son! What a day!

Qrow: I love you, Dad!

Qrow: And I love you, my son.

[mochatea-bunny]

To Neptune:

Whats ur rizz level?

(tw: small swearing)

fourth wall braker >:T

[starrymothastrology]

Heyyy what do you think about lilith and neptune in the 10th house in a natal chart? also do you do composite/synastry analysis too?

Funny enough, I just answered another anon ask about Lilith in the 10th house! You can read my response to this placement here.

Before I get to the rest of the question, I am willing to take composite/synastry analysis questions as well :)

Individuals with Neptune in the 10th house have profound spiritual connections in regards to their career and public image, and may derive a sense of purpose and meaning from work, especially if they feel their career contributes to the greater good. As a result, they inspire others around them to strive for greatness, success and make meaningful societal impacts, and that contagious inspiration can render the individual to be a great leader.

There are a couple challenges to this placement, though. Individuals with this placement may struggle with uncertainty around their career path, creating a feeling of aimless drifting, which can cause stress, insecurity and self-doubt. Their idealism may also cause disappointment when their reality falls short of their own lofty expectations in regards to public image and career.

All together, an individual with Lilith and Neptune in the 10th house is someone who has the absolute drive to make those status and career dreams come true, and can walk into a workplace with big goals and fresh, perhaps even unconventional ideas, but can quickly be met with disillusionment by traditional-minded bosses and/or coworkers and their scrutiny and judgments (the paranoia of the public eye). They also may feel heightened disappointment when their ideas are rejected or do not go as well as they planned (and may take these things very personally).