#no I’m not projecting

[hasello]

Mikey is a chronic hand-holder, don’t change my mind.

bonus

[begaycommittreason]

to everyone’s whose favorite found families are just a bunch of traumatized assholes, which of the following applies to you?

a) being queer

b) complicated familial relationship

c) loving enemies/rivals to lovers

d) thinking you’re unworthy of love (see above)

e) all your comfort characters are majorly fucked up, dead, or both

f) projecting so hard onto fictional characters it becomes a mirror

g) large greek mythology phase

h) allergic to emotional vulnerability but with the intense need to be loved (see b)

i) emotionally attached to childrens shows that get way darker than should be allowed

j) burnt out gifted kid to fanfiction pipeline

k) living vicariously through tropes you know you’ll never experience (or maladaptive daydreaming)

l) late age neurodivergence diagnosis

m) any/all of the above

[thelionwholearnedtowrite]

gotta say one of my favorite ship dynamics has to be ‘person who has so much love but also abandonment issues so they keep everyone at a distance with self deprecation and humor’ and ‘person who is so goddamn genuine it blows you away but also a bit socially inept but in an endearing way’

[ye-olde-trojan-horse]

regulus is mysterious but actually he’s just an anxious mess who doesn’t know how to talk to people and so avoids the world at all costs (bonus point: when unmasking he has a resting bitch face)

[olive-garden-hoe]

“The fnaf movie was mid it should’ve been scarier-“

LITERALLY SHUT UP OF COURSE IT WASNT SCARY IT WASNT MADE TO BE SCARY IT WAS MADE FOR THE PEOPLE WHO POURED HOURS INTO MAKING FAN GAMES AND FAN THEORIES AND CRINGEY OCS AND SHIPPED THEMSELVES WITH PURPLE GUY AND WISHED THEY COULD BE IN THE FNAF UNIVERSE AND PPL WHO BOUGHT BUDGET MERCH BC THEY WERE TOO YOUNG TO PAY FOR IT.

IT WAS MADE FOR US NOT YOU

[achilles-rage]

evan buckley loves plus size women. pass it on <3

[welcometojackass2022]

don’t get me wrong, I’m absolutely obsessed with the idea of a female jackass member who has nice nails and wears nice clothes and gets grossed out easily and is cool as fuck but I’m also obsessed with the idea of a female jackass member who’s absolutely disgusting. gross. just nasty as hell. gives the guys a run for their money when it comes to being weird and disgusting and crude. she’s got dirty fingernails that she obviously chews on, her hair is long as hell (the boys 100% either set it on fire or cut it while she’s sleeping as a prank) and perpetually greasy, her wardrobe consists of ratty graphic t-shirts (with random unexplainable stains, of course) and baggy gym shorts and dirty tennis shoes with long socks, and she’s probably always got dirt on her face for some reason. she throws up easily (like Steve-O) but isn’t that fazed by it and will do absolutely nasty shit without a hint of hesitation. Drinking a shot from Bam’s ass? Hell yeah! Taking a bite out of a live scorpion? No questions asked. Her music taste consists of pop punk, 70s punk rock, and obnoxious late 90s nu metal bands (specifically Korn, Limp Bizkit and Coal Chamber), and she’s always inexplicably banged up; random bruises from constantly falling off of her skateboard, scars and cuts from stupid stunts she’s done over the years, the occasional cast on her arm or leg. She’s as gross and juvenile and mean as the rest of the cast and they don’t treat her like a little sister or any of that cliched shit, they treat her as an equal and as a friend and bully and pick on her as much as they do everyone else. I’m absolutely obsessed with her man idk

[hetchiew]

itchy twitchy nostrils

bonus points if they’re red

bonus bonus points if they’re slightly damp

[achingly-shy]

personally, if you dislike benvi, i just assume you’ve never been pining for your longstanding friend who’s also an academic rival who you suck at communicating with and like hate their guts but you know you’ll always care about them regardless and the competition is just too much of who you both are to give it up

[theaterkidlament]

Respectfully. I do not think Mischa is the smartest (book wise, not street wise)

Respectfully, Noel is most likely a Doc. Who nerd. (For the men or for the lore. You decide)

[ddlcpoly]

Monika when kissing sometimes is so filled with joy that she smiles a big toothy grin while kissing, causing her teeth to clank with the person she’s kissing. She finds it annoying and embarrassing, but everyone (even Natsuki who complains about it) finds it adorable.

[circle-around-again]

I know the common thing is that ahsoka is anakin’s little sister but damn I love the master/apprentice parent metaphor too much. Like nah. Anakin is a single dad at like 23 but just treats her as one of the bros, without special regard for the feelings and growth of a 14 yr old. He took all the bitterness of having his pride stung from being mothered and nitpicked by Obiwan and turned it into borderline neglect by letting her do whatever. And it’s all during war so he doesn’t have time anyway and she is contractually obliged to figure it out herself. And ahsoka needs to pass on this weirdness to Sabine by being distant and snappish and stern. I need the generational trauma pls and thank u

[tadieshi-hotmada]

Fave OTP dynamic: stubborn trans masc only decides 2 take off his binder at night bc his concerned nd frustrated partner bullies him into it

[artandbrimstone]

bestowing the highest honour to my favourite characters :

being short as fuck

[changingprophecies]

finnick odair is a cat person.

[osbornenthusiast]

Normans favorite artist is most definitely frank Sinatra. I mean. Look at him. This is the face of a man who has every Frank Sinatra vinyl that’s ever came out