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olive-garden-hoe · 5 months
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“The fnaf movie was mid it should’ve been scarier-“
LITERALLY SHUT UP OF COURSE IT WASNT SCARY IT WASNT MADE TO BE SCARY IT WAS MADE FOR THE PEOPLE WHO POURED HOURS INTO MAKING FAN GAMES AND FAN THEORIES AND CRINGEY OCS AND SHIPPED THEMSELVES WITH PURPLE GUY AND WISHED THEY COULD BE IN THE FNAF UNIVERSE AND PPL WHO BOUGHT BUDGET MERCH BC THEY WERE TOO YOUNG TO PAY FOR IT.
IT WAS MADE FOR US NOT YOU
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sadlybeans · 1 year
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✨Batfam: They’re known as…✨
Batman: Tired Dad #1. This is just universal knowledge, he is always Done With Your Shit, regardless of if he’s dealing with his kids or with the rogues. He’s the second most memeable.
Nightwing: Dick’s a little popular because he’s sexy BUT most in Gotham feel betrayed that he’s left so he’s actually the least liked of all the batfam lol. Those who are his fans tend to lean towards him because of his days as Robin, not as Nightwing.
Red Hood: Jason’s known both as the sexiest (have you seen THOSE THIGHS???) and the most available. He’ll be there if you need someone beaten up or if you just want company walking home. He’s simply A Gentleman (who happens to swear a lot and kill people, but a gentleman nonetheless).
Black Bat: She’s known as the most supportive. Cass doesn’t communicate much because most people don’t know sign language, but she’s a great listener and she tends to stay with the people she helps until she knows they’re going to be safe. She also tends to visit again if said person is in an unstable situation, to check up on them.
Spoiler: Steph’s really popular with the ladies as much as she’s disliked by men, because she doesn’t take shit from anyone and is always willing to kick an asshole’s butt. She’s also widely known as the source of Batfam content, because she’s always posting videos of the boys being idiots.
Red Robin: Tim’s the most memeable. Every single time he’s out on patrol, new pictures will turn up on twitter of him having The Worst Time. Naturally, he’s also known for being addicted to coffee.
The Signal: Duke’s simply the normal one. He’s one of the most loved because he can be relatable and chaotic, while still being sane unlike the others.
Robin: Damian’s known for being dangerous and aggressive by the older generations, however the younger ones LOVE HIM. He’s mega competent, while still being feral and having zero impulse control, which makes him relatable. They also love him because his soft spots are visible through his care for animals, and he’s the most likely to jump into a fight to defend you without you needing to ask. So basically; Boomers and Gen X go ‘Smh, someone needs to straighten that kid’, and Millenials and Gen Z go ‘Baby boy. Baby’.
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silkysong · 2 years
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I think ur hornet has a smoking addiction
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jay-starss · 6 months
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Hey did you know that if you give me a million dollars you will get a free hat?
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
also, bold of you to assume i have that kind of money.
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who-u-calling-pinhead · 7 months
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Oh yeah, I do actual art too that isn't just doodles
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Have some kinda old art of mine of the egg
Might redraw this at some point, idk
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lightoftheemeraldstar · 8 months
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Sun and Moon trope but make it tragedy
We were the sun and moon, but like we loved eachother so hard but from afar
Sun and Moon, but like you couldn't handle the distance
Sun and Moon, but like you forgot how to shine as bright now I'm gone
Sun and Moon, but like the sky's never felt so alone without you
Sun and Moon, but when we got too close my love burned you.
Sun and Moon, but like we are both hurting and despite it all I still want to share this space with you.
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withoutatrace-pkmn · 9 months
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can we like. ban master balls. like do we really need them.
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theautumnaldemon · 2 months
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A headcanon that just popped into my head: Tak is a huge perfectionist. A lot of irkens probably are
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girls and their emotional attachment to that one hair tie that fits them perfectly
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bouncydragon · 7 months
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"I need some sleep…" Rare moments of self-awareness, Alfie thought, putting his pen down and looking at Tommy with furrowed brows.
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you know, I'm the opposite of kylo ren, in that I can handle things when they dont go my way.
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poison-uwu · 1 year
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mm you tryna know what i’d do if i was there with you?
Absolutely not 🤢🤢🤢
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riacte · 5 months
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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surkeart · 8 months
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be free!!
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captainjonnitkessler · 3 months
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You know I used to think "tumblr's absolute refusal to actually engage with the Trolley Problem in favor of insisting that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is just a short-sighted idiot is really fucking annoying, but I guess it's not actually doing any harm".
Anyway that was before we asked tumblr at large to decide between "guy aiding a genocide but making progress elsewhere" and "guy who would actively and enthusiastically participate in a genocide and would also make everything else much, much worse for everyone elsewhere" and the response was that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and that anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is a short-sighted idiot.
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liquidstar · 5 months
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Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.
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