#no no spider.

[thegreatnure]

Am I really going to post avout an AU three people know about? Yes. Will I not explain it in said post? Yes.

[someguyiguess]

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

My favorite thing about J. Jonah Jameson is that he just hates Spider-Man. He supports mutants and doesn't hate enhanced people. He's not racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic. He just hates Spider-Man. And I'm half convinced that he's faking for the publicity.

He'd probably get pissed if he hears someone hating on Spider-Man for being enhanced.

"Spiderman isn't a menace because he can climb walls! He's a menace because he's climbing walls without a license or safety equipment! He's setting a bad example!"

"I just want you to know that you that your identity as an enhanced person is valid. Your identity as Spiderman is trash."

[bedupolker]

The gig economy is so hard when you're a brunette girl that's like 3 inches tall...

[saintlaurentproblems]

Wait that’s fucking weird lol

[not-spiders]

here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men

[sparebutton]

(Across the Spider-Verse spoiler)

[joculine]

diversity win! this spider is forcefemming its prey!

(full article)

[demonboyhalo]

"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[eggplant-crusader]

[soranatus]

[brown-spider]

Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933

[chloesimaginationthings]

Spider-punk and Noir in btsv scene leaked

[animentality]