#not even embarrassed to admit it

[tanked-up]

Can we like ALL agree that this is like a- yk… hear me out type of situation.

*googles how to turn into an aircraft*

[angelboybreakdowns]

ppl will say “i hate being seen with you in public because you stand funny and wear your headphones all the time and talk too loud” and then get all defensive when you say thats ableist

[seenfull]

for the love of God put Ronnie in a skirt and crop top please

He likes dresses better than skirts, though the lack of pockets in either makes wearing them a bit annoying.

[starrysharks]

i am the cattt just chillin outt but in the night she's all i think aboutttt

[mstormcloud]

I think applying tropes commonly found in Sonadow fics to other sonic ships is very funny

Like today I saw the cute posts by Blu-ish about how hedgehogs circle and headbutt eachother when courting and how Sonic and Shadow would do that and I agree.

However I think the implication that mobian hedgehogs do this is HILARIOUS when applied to ships that only involve one hedgehog.

Like Silver starts circling around Espio one day and lightly shoving him with his hip or his shoulder and Espio is like: ???? What are you doing??

Or even Blazamy like- Amy keeps circling Blaze and the less Blaze reciprocates Amy does it more to try to get Blaze to react. Blaze eventually just tries to politely tell Amy to stop cause it’s hard to hold conversation while she’s moving all around.

But later Blaze talks to Silver and is like: “I have no idea what she is trying to do…perhaps she is finding a weakness in my stance? Should I fear her hunting me for sport???”

And Silver is like: uh. Well. I think she’s hitting on you? It’s a hedgehog thing.

And Blaze just freaks out because WHAT DO YOU MEAN AMY WAS FLIRTING WITH HER

[goldeneko]

thancred specifically requesting that you don't tell ryne that him & urianger are "wandering around" together after endwalker is so funny and for what. why is he embarrassed by this

[girluimfailing]

🚨NEW RULE 🚨

Whoever hasn't read the comic isnt allowed to have opinions on flatline THANK YOU

I don't need this BULLSHIT takes u pulled right outta ur ass plz.

????????SHE LITERALLY INVENTED THE TERM "TEAM TALIA"????????????

Along with people saying she doesn't want him to call her his gf??? Hello??? She literally called him her "vegetarian boyfriend" ??

plz.

[thatrandomblogsays]

Lmao Zeus & Hades are such bad dads that they think Percy would rob a god for his deadbeat dad who owes Sally 12 years of back pay for child support…

These literal God-Kings sat down and were like hmmm Poisedon hasn’t talked to this child in years to avoid people knowing he ejaculated when he should’ve of evacuated… & has a shitty abusive stepdad now… that child would absolutely Mission Impossible Olympus for him! Let’s kill him :)

Hey dumbasses, my own deadbeat parent can barely get me to text them back, I ain’t stealing shit for them. As a member of Team Deadbeat Parent, that request would’ve caused 12 year old me to cuss out an adult for the first time

[vigilskeep]

just realised josephine could point out that arthur’s eyes weren’t that green before the conclave, inviting the you remembered what colour my eyes were?

[skunkes]

we may be getting a little too silly.

[housecow]

I know what you want, more than anything else in the world.

You have a pretty good brain, for a cow. It's quick, and it's full of interesting things, but sometimes, it works just a little too hard, and convinces you of things you don't really want... And, sometimes, it tells you that you need to be skinnier. Which is a bit of a problem- because, you really like being big. You've always been a heavy girl, and now that you're embracing it a little, you feel happy, and fulfilled in two ways... But...

What you really want, is someone who can quiet your brain down for a little bit. When you start thinking too many cow-thoughts, and you start running your mouth, you need someone to quiet you down, and fill you up to the absolute brim with something sweet and rich. You want someone to put you in that slow, happy haze you get, when you've stuffed yourself so fat that you can't move anymore. You want to be reminded how much being fat and heavy makes you happy- you want to be rewarded, like a good cow, with belly rubs, and thigh squeezes. You want strong hands framing your soft, supple, plush belly. You want your belly to be under a lot of pressure, and your head to be totally empty.

You need to get knocked up as soon as possible. Eating for three will be the most rewarding thing you ever do. Being always swollen, with the perfect excuse to eat as much as you like- furthermore, having a master who dotes on you, and your womb, hidden under that thick layer of fat, all while your brain quiets down from your mommy-brain... You were never supposed to be skinny. You were made to be the plumpest, sweetest little cow, and you want to be reminded, every moment of every day.

this fucking ask. wtf. i can’t read the whole thing without having to look away at least once it’s so much and just. 🫣 🥰🥰🥰 first off. how did you know i’ve been thinking abt slowing the gain. second—everything you said is right 😭

[daily-hanamura]

[eidolons-stuff]

Yoko: "ENID! GET BACK HERE!"

Enid: "FINE! Bye Wednesday :) "

Wednesday: "You confuse me, Enid"

[coredrill]

so like. how many times do you think smith has heard isami say he doesn’t trust bravern and then tried really hard to change that when he becomes bravern only to wind up with the same outcome every single time

[strangesickness]

never going to get over

"jesus richie, you don't know your line from your own show?"

"i don't write my own material..."

"I FUCKING KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT!"

[brokenbackmountain]

anyway i love hating i love being a hater i never take that shit lightly i am a dedicated hater i should be paid for the type of hating i do you people need to get on my level