one thing that i kind of don't like about the tsp fandom is that it... well, fandomizes the stanley parable. most focus on the shipping aspect of the story instead of what the media is actually trying to tell the audience, and i think that is TRAGIC
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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
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the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.
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There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"
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making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time
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i like you because of your terrible personality, generally awful demeanor, and inability to watch 3D movies . not despite
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