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#not to be dramatic its just
captainimprobable · 11 months
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having narcolepsy is like carrying a 200 pound anvil up a flight of stairs, and everyone else has a one pound anvil and theyre climbing stairs like it’s nbd but you’re DYING and sometimes you drop the anvil bc its just too heavy and it lands on your foot, and sometimes you have to put it down, and everyone is like “we all have anvils lmao it’s nbd” and you’re like NO YOU DONT GET IT ITS SO HEAVY and your whole body hurts and you cant do anything else bc youre carrying the anvil. everyone else can hold their anvils in their pockets and do stuff but you can’t. you can’t do anything.
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cemeterything · 5 months
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annoys the hell out of me when characters in stories say shit like "this isn't like the stories" or "if i was a character in a story this wouldn't be happening to me" girl do you really want to bet
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karoochui · 6 months
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Arc 2 shenanigans. Idk!! Im just kinda tossing around ideas
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adharastarlight · 7 months
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Reg sneaking into his dorm at 2am, uniform a little dishevelled
Barty, turning the light on and stroking a cat like a bond villain: why hello, you're out awfully late
Reg: ...uhm-
Evan, appearing in the shadows next to Barty: it's dreadfully strange how the light affects the colours of ties
Reg:
Reg: merde
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faygos · 4 months
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prince of melodrama
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suntails · 2 months
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toot toot!
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ruporas · 1 year
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the song of humanity will continue to be sung
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roggyroll · 1 year
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[sirius' initial over-dramatic reaction to jegulus]
Sirius: –i dont even know what to say to you Reggie and James?! you stupid motherfucker, I just never expected this–
Remus: *under his breath* ...brotherfucker
Sirius: –from you, I'm honestly at a loss for words. How cou–
Sirius:
Sirius:
Sirius:
Sirius: what?
Remus:
Remus:
Remus: *shifting awkwardly**clears throat* ...i um... i said... brotherfucker...
Sirius:
Sirius:
Remus: ...because–
Sirius: *cold* yeah no i got it. i got it, thanks.
Remus:
Sirius:
Remus:
James: *incredulous*...really?!
Remus: *hands up in surrender* my bad!
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whirlandco · 1 year
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here’s how knockout-in-disguise can still win
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messrmoonyy · 2 months
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I’ve literally been laughing at this for last 10 minutes straight
“ uncle “
“ Arthur “ * collapses *
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dizzybizz · 4 months
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missing them 😭 sorry rei
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crunchchute · 4 months
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alts under the cut
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couldnt decide btwn gloves or no gloves and i liked that overlay but also wanted to include the og
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nitrokiraru · 6 months
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nitro+chiral title screens over the years
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beescake · 5 months
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oh to trust another troll w a sharp object against yr head
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moonhibs · 6 months
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I just feel like she hopes she'll become someone better but cries knowing she won't.
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illir · 5 months
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his eyepatch strap got tangled in his hair
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