#of the time bahahah. but sometimes it does....

[werebutch]

i wish i had someone to teach me how to cook.. and SHOP especially. i hope to be confident enough soon that i can think up dishes based on whats on sale and in season, but right now i still rely solely on picking random dishes beforehand and sticking to my list lol whioich is definitely normal i just wish i could go that extra mile..IDK...i want to saev monayyyyy grins

[footballlover8]

Vs Model!Insta Au ||Pedri González Lopez

Warnings: hinting too some suggestive content.(let me know if there is anything else)

Requested:Yes/No

Fc:Adriana Lima

A/n:Not that good at writing Insta au’s! But I love finding pictures and stuff, so hope you guys like it regardless!❤️

@Y/n.PG04

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Y/n.PG04:Angel🪽

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Pedri:Mi hermosa Princesa!😍

Belengavira79:So proud of me niñita!

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Aurorapaezg:Beautiful baby sis!😍😘

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Fan7:She’s so pretty😍

Fan59:She doesn’t even really have too try🥰 She looks flawless regardless…all the pictures Pedri shares of her sleeping, she looks beautiful all the time!❤️

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Fan43:Why does Pedri sound like a creep?

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@Pedri

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Pedri: ¿Cómo se ve tan guapa mi princesita?😍🤤 Estoy muy orgulloso de ti, ángel mío❤️

(How does my little princess look so beautiful?) (so proud of you my Angel)

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Pablogavi:please don’t ever put that drooling emoji and my sister together ever again thank you.

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Pedri:You’re just jealous 🙄

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Pablogavi:IT’S MY SISTER!????

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Pedri:Omg you’re so stupid, you’re jealous because you can’t have ME

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Y/n.PG04:que…?

(What..?)

Fan71:She’s just as confused as us…😭

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@Y/n.PG04

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Y/n.PG04:living in a fairytale💙

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Pedri:you’re an Angel😍

Pablogavi:A little proud, I guess…

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Y/n.PG04:Love you too hermano!

Mikkykiemeney:Proud mother!😍😘

annalewandowska:proud of you guapa!😘

Fan44:How does she look so pretty????

Fan86:Just all the footballers casually liking y/n’s post….

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Pedri:I hate it

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Fan65:BAHAHAH PEDRI

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@Pedri

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Pedri:finally got the princess her little puppy❤️

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Pablogavi:You spoil her too much hermano!

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Pedri:!!!?????? YOU DO TOO????

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Pablogavi:Shut up

Fan5:AWWWWW!!! WHATS ITS NAME…?

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Y/n.PG04:His name is Hugooooooo!🥰 Like João’s brother!

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Joaofelix79:Why did you name him after my brother?

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Y/n.PG04:Hugo is an adorable name!!!

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Hugofelix18:Feeling honored🙏

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Y/n.PG04:Your welcome☺️

Fan8:I love how Hugo got involved😭

Fan6:I love their relationship too much😍

Fan99:Gonna die if they don’t get married🥰

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Fan2:Nice emoji association…😃

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@Y/n.PG04

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Y/n.PG04:I also get hard sometimes my g😃

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Pablogavi:Really hope that was a joke…for your own good @pedri…..

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Pedri:Yeah…of course it was hermano!

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Mikkykiemeney:Definitely not a joke…

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Y/n.PG04:Definitely not

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Ferrantorres:You’re in trouble big guy…

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Pedri:Shut up!

Fan3:They are fucking adorable and a lil kinky at the same time…

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Fan7:Why is that so fucking cute?

Taia_belloli:IM DEAD GIRL😭😭😭

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Katrinefogtfriis:You did him dirty😭😭

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Daniterstegen:I think Your brother accidentally kicked a ball in my husbands face instead of your Boyfriends….he came home with a bruise on his eye😭😭😭

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Y/n.PG04: @pablogavi !!! DID YOU SAY SORRY????

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Pablogavi:IT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND YES I SAID SORRY…..

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Pedri:Not only a bad aim at girls it seems….

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Pablogavi:SHUT UP

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Fan3:DYINGGGG

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@Pedri

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Pedri:Still Don’t know what princess treatment is but @Y/n.PG04 told me too write it as the caption🤷‍♂️

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Y/n.PG04:CUTIE PATOOTIEEEEE🥹🥰

Frenkiedejong:Even I know what that is…you’re an oblivious man.

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Pedri:Then will you tell me what it is!???

Fan76:So cuteeeee! Omg🥰

Pablogavi:A little cute…just a little

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Fan5:Awwww, trying not too cry because he feels lonely!❤️😭

Mikkykiemeney:Sweetest couple on earth!

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Frenkiedejong:Excuse me?

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Mikkykiemeney:We’re married you idiot

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Y/n.PG04:no emoji in the end hits hard…

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Mikkykiemeney:❤️

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Taia_belloli:I agree with mikky here!

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Daniterstegen:Me too!

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Saraguendogan:Me three😍

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Danielalexmachado:yesss me four!😘 (if that’s a thing..)

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Abioliivera: Me five!💓

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annalewandowska:Have too join in then… Me six!🥰

Fan53:Awww! He does her hair!!!

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Y/n.PG04:YESSSS! He can even braid!

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Fan80:Awww! I bet her learnt it just for her!

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[lowkeyrobin]

mcyts with a music artist partner? more specifically a singer/drummer but whatever works best would be neat !!

ooooo I like all these musically inclined readers I'm getting [does the evil villain finger laugh] ; I tried to do 50/50 with both singer and drummer so djsnnsnss ; rlly couldn't think of any new ideas for more people so I'm sorry LMAO

MCYT ; singer/drummer reader

includes ; tommyinnit, tubbo, ranboo, badlinu, nihachu & quackity

warnings ; language

masterlist

TOMMYINNIT

constantly brags about you being in a band, even though you're the drummer and most drummers are very overlooked

he's your biggest fan, no one will be able to top him

he'll post clips and basically make a scenepack of you doing your thing during gigs to influence people editing you and give you some attention

your band already has a couple thousand fans on top of the monthly listeners and followers, and people were already starting to edit with your music/your performances

he'll constantly post pictures of you behind your drum setup, he thinks its so badass

you guys have that moment where he basically sits on your lap (/ns) and you hold his wrists to show him certain chords and shit

"what's the stuff around your fingers for?"

"prevents strain in my hands and protects jammed knuckles"

"ohhhhhh. keep doing that. it's healthy and badass"

TUBBO

you're the voice he needs to go with his amazing dj bangers or his piano drabbles

if you sing along to a song he'll instantly notice and only tune into you and not the song

constantly promoting you, always playing your music on stream and sending out tweets when you drop a new song

he helps you with new songs and helps with ideas for them

loves taking videos of you at gigs like he's at a concert

he'll never miss a gig for the life of him, if he has to, he'll watch you through a livestream set up on your phone, trusted by a friend

he'll pop it up on screen and be quiet as possible to let the viewers listen to you

music videos? he's on it

he's in nearly every single music video or at least behind the camera

loves making you mv thumbnails as well to match the whole album aesthetic

he's your number one fan and no one can beat him, he can sing along word for word bar for bar, each and every song

RANBOO

totally infatuated with the fact you're a singer

"look at my famous partner guys, go show them some love please, their music is so good"

they will be at every single gig, recording you like it's a concert

plays your music on stream all the time

listens to your music religiously, whether it be traveling or cleaning the house

loves looking at fanart where you're like singing to him in the crowd and he obviously sticks out like a sore thumb

you guys karaoke your music on stream all the time

if you make heavier music/scream a lot in it, he goes silent for you to do all that LMFAO

will break out the GarageBand to make you beats so you can on site make up lyrics like a rapper BAHAHAH

FREDDIE BADLINU

finds it so cool you can play drums

sometimes he'll sit down with you while you're practicing and play guitar behind you while you can't hear

yk like the drumset charlie spring has? you got one of those now, that way you can play without making a ton of noise, especially while he's sleeping or streaming

loves putting stickers on your cymbals and your bass drum

loves taking pictures of you with finger tape on to just stare at later

constantly brags about you being in a band and always listens to your music

even uses your music in videos and stuff

in the desc he'll put a little "my partners band ____ is playing in the background, go check them out!"

thinks you're so badass for playing drums LMAO

he also tries to play them while you guide his hands

cutie patootie

NIKI NIHACHU

thinks you're so fucking cool

will always record you at gigs

and loves putting finger tape on for you

changes her insta bio to "claimed by a bitch who plays drums 🙏🙏" or something like that

you learn how to cover some of her favorite songs and she's literally so excited

your band make pins or lanyards or any sort of merch? it's all sold out now, she's bought it all

will play your music on stream and shout out the name and leave link to the merch store at any given chance

always reposting fanart she sees of you/you two together

especially if it's you on your drums playing for her

ALEX QUACKITY

you're the voice to his guitar because he's too shy to show off his true singing voice

(the I got a feeling that tonight we are getting 2 subs clip)

obsessed with your voice

also records you at gigs

if he's at the barrier you'll constantly wave to him or wink at him, etc etc

all to make him flustered 💪💪💪

will constantly plug your band and always wears your merch

hypes you up if you're having writers block with lyrics or are having one of those days where you feel like you don't sound good

if you're singing along to a song, he'll tune in only to your voice and not the song at all

simp

[gay-poet-gabriel]

🔺️💔🥯 for your ocs!!

YES!! TANKU!!

from this game

🔺 RED TRIANGLE POINTED UP — does your oc know how to use any weapons?

💔 BROKEN HEART — what are three of your oc's negative traits?

🥯 BAGEL — what does your oc's typical breakfast look like? do they usually eat breakfast?

I'll just do Jibril for these cuz I don't have a lot of time lol under cut for weapons tw

anyway

For the first one, ofc he does!!!! (so does anais but I'm not talking about her bahahah) Anyway mostly its assault rifles (HKs, AKs, Ms) but also snipers (he loves scouting) and naturally SMGs, considering his field

For the second one, I'll list them

-Pretty possesive of the people he loves, and that mixed with the fact that he keeps a very tight circle, doesn't always play out so great. Along with this, he likes to meet new people and can rack up a lot of friends because of his kindness and general leadership abilities, but he can tend to treat them like they're disposable, since he prioritizes his family over anyone else.

-He sometimes tends to bottle up things instead of bringing them upfront, but usually he is aggressive about things he is angry about, which does not always go well with people he is under

-like the one above, he can be a bit dishonest and stubborn. he tries to do what he can and never upset his family, and he lies to better things, even if it makes them, in fact, worse.

For the third one, when not in active duty or when he's retired (YAY!) he likes to eat tomatoes and eggs and sometimes some turkey sausage...

[inafieldofdaisies]

2 in 1 uquizzes | Tagging @socially-awkward-skeleton @direwombat @adelaidedrubman @trench-rot @g0dspeeed @josephslittledeputy @josephseedismyfather @nightbloodbix @poisonedtruth @detectivelokis @euryalex @strafethesesinners @aceghosts @madparadoxum @jinfromyarikawa @shegetsburned and anyone that would like to do the uquizzes <3

Uquiz #1 | What kind of touch does your OC/ship possess? (different than the one that was going around a while back)

Sabrina

warm touch

you are the embodiment of a cozy blanket and warm sunshine on a cool day. you give the best hugs, they are truly powerful. you embrace others with your big heart and feel everything to the max. you have a gift for uplifting others and raising the mood of whatever situation you are in. you can easily read the room and give your attention to who needs it the most. you are a joy to be around. others feel at home around you, which leads to lasting meaningful relationships. sometimes, though, you neglect yourself by putting others first. you feel that you will not be loved if you don't care for others. it can be hard to constantly put up a happy facade, i know. but remember, you are worthy of love.

oooooof, all the feels at this one &lt;3

John

sensual touch

you are classy, glamourous, and eye-catching. the way you carry yourself leaves others speechless and wanting to know more. you take pride in your appearance and pay extra attention to details. you're probably very in tune with your emotions and body. you know what makes you feel good and you make it known. also, your love language is definitely physical touch. youre a hot bitch, damn.

bahahah, ofc he got this.

stimulating touch

you are an intense feeling that energizes others. you feel it throughout your body, oozing out of your fingertips. you're the bustling subway stations, the final goal that wins the game, and the tilting point of going down a rollercoaster. you're keep the group on their toes and always suggest new and exciting things to do. everyone loves the energy you bring and your eyes that seem to light up and brighten the room. you hate doing the same things everyday and completing monotonous chores. keeping moving and active is how you feel alive. after all, what's the point of living life if you cant enjoy it to its fullest?

yes, sounds like Cal, alright

Uquiz #2 | Which uniquely human interaction is your OC/ship?

Sabrina

waiting in the car

those extra seconds sat in your friend's driveway so you can make sure the door closes behind them. you are those watchful eyes. you are saying "i can't keep you safe always but i will make damn sure nothing happens on my watch". you are the action of keeping a stranger's child in your peripheral to make sure they don't get into any trouble. you are holding out a hand to catch the person who stumbled. you are the village.

what do I say to this...

John

late nights and hysterical laughter

desperately fighting air into your lungs you can make another joke or laugh louder. you are the fight. you are saying "life is good and bright and wonderful if only you let it be so" you are every hushed giggle in the back of classrooms. every inside joke. every bit of banter between friends. you are the essence of laughter.

no clue here, folks.

"i was here" in twitch chat

at the end of any major event in a stream the chat is filled with people saying "i was here!!" sharing the joy together. you are that chat. you are screaming into the void "i am here!! i am here and everything i do matters because i cared about it!!" you are every time someone has said "i am proud of you". you are millions of strangers celebrating together. you are here.

ummmm, idk about this one :D

[evansbby]

I have such a hard time picturing myself as omega because I can never ever shut up for the life of me 😭😭 but in my mind she’s like my twin sister who’s my total opposite because I can never be quiet and I’m not shy like that (i fucking wish I was that sweet, but I’m a walking clown, even when I breathe people laugh and think it’s funny in a good way of course)

Anyways I had to get that out of my chest, the way you write omega makes me think she’s like a soft baby bunny that I wanna protect forever

Lol that’s me with reader insert fanficsike a lot of the time I picture the reader as some random girl and not me 😂😂 bc I find it goofy imagining myself so I just imagine a random girl as if I’m watching a movie inside my head whilst I read the fic 😂😂😂

That being said, a lot of omega is based on me like the shy and awkward part 😭😭 I used to be quite shy and awkward myself before one day I just woke up and…wasn’t anymore bahaha like I just decided not to be shy??? Idk… I’m not LOUD per say but I’m not shy either just selectively quiet sometimes? But often I feel like I’m just pretending to be confident but I think that’s what everyone does… we all pretend

Okay anyways sorry for going off on a tangent bahahah bestie not you describing yourself as a walking clown 😭😭😭😂😂😂 honestly I think being funny is THE BEST personality trait to have like not everyone can be funny!!! And making people laugh is the best feeling!

And bahahah omega IS a soft baby bunny bahaha don’t say that in front of poyt!Steve tho bc that’ll turn him on and he’ll start calling her a soft baby bunny all the time 😭😭😭😂😂😂

[zekekaiju]

So this is a short story I wrote to practice dialogue. The concept might be adapted into a longer story later but for right now it's short time travel story

Interview with a Time traveller

(transcript of an audio recording)

"You say your name is Rob Doe, is that right?"

"No I said I go by Rob Doe that's an alias obviously."

"And you're a time traveler?"

"That's what it says on my official time traveler ID."

"Forgive me for being doubtful but you look so ordinary. Do you have any proof?"

"Wait for it."

"Wait for what, what will-"

"Everybody down on the ground empty the register!"

"I emptied their guns, switched them out for blanks"

"You at the booth get down"

"Nope"

Bang bang bang

"Bahahah that is never not funny,"

"What the-?"

Wee wee wee oh

"I also called the police ahead of time."

( The next several minutes involve repeated questioning by local pd and at some point the tape is turned off)

"This won't convince you, it never convinces anybody but you'll at least play along."

"And why do you say that?"

"Because I'm either crazy, desperate or telling the truth and you can't afford to be picky. Your editor pays you by the article and has a dubious connection with journalistic integy. I only got about ten minutes before I have to be sometime else so shoot."

"Why the rush, you're a time traveler you have all the time in the world right?"

"Oh, contraire, I can be at any time at any time, but I still only live as long as the average person. Also I broke time travel law and now the correction officers want to detain me."

"What do you mean by time travel laws? I mean what did you do?"

"Unapproved chronal tampering without correction. Time travel casually is for sightseeing. Plus I don't have any of the permits, didn't log a travel plan or really do any of the paperwork ."

"So you've been changing the past without permission. Why and why can't they just correct it? Seems relatively easy just find out what you changed and put it back."

"The historians run the future, and they're worried if things change too much they won't anymore. They are reading from a chronically isolated history book, so it doesn't change. But I stay out of the big stuff. I don't change major world events, I mean not intentionally. I've probably changed a few but it's through ripple effects. That robbery I stopped, the waitress died. Not a big deal in the grand scheme of things but she goes home to her kid tonight and maybe that stops him from being the next hitler. As for why, why not? I was already in trouble in the future might as well break the law"

"Aside from the time police, why don't you change major world events, kill Hitler, stop world war 2 those kinds of things?

"Hitler ain't the problem. The problem is the economic and social distress caused by WW1 and that's caused by a rising desire for land, centuries old grudges and a multitude of secret treaties. It's a society problem and I can't change that, it's too big. I've stopped eleven hitler's there's always another. People are starving and there's always someone willing to take advantage of that. Besides, the further back you go in time the more dangerous it becomes."

"Why's that? Is it the technological and environmental differences?"

"Well there is a heck of a learning curve and some places are rather unpleasant till you learn the tricks but the bigger issue is the time bears."

"The What?"

"Time is like a river. That's how I visualize it, visualization is crucial for time travel. If you can't effectively visualize time as a traversable medium you can go nuts or your face might explode.

Time is a river, we're all fish, time travelers are salmon and we can swim upstream. After every generation starting with your own birth there is a waterfall. At the top of those waterfalls there might be a timebear. Timebear eat time travelers as they pass over the falls just like a salmon. The further you go back the more likely you are to get eaten."

Beep, Beep,

"Shoot I gotta go there's a trucker with a loose tire I have to tighten up. If you wanna finish this later just come by here sometime I'll be waiting. Ma'am here's the money for the meal I gotta go bye."

(Here the recording ends with the sounds of rapid footfalls and a door slamming)

[delusional-mishaps]

Got any bad sanses x reader headcanons??? (Mainly with Nightmare, Error, Killer, Horror, and Dust) I love them all so picking one is hard….is it ok to ask for a possible poly relationship because everyone crushes on Y/N? And they are easily flustered cause they love them all.

bad guys poly!!! bad guys poly!!!! bad guys poly!!!! bad guys poly!!!!!! YEAAAA!!!!!

loosely the part one to the wedding headcanons

so you're like the most protect person in the entire multiverse

also maybe feared??? how'd you get these evil murder men to just follow your every whim???

nah because these mfs will literally do anything for you. A N Y T H I N G. i mean they literally already kill people so they can and will kill someone for you if you wanted.

aero would most likely be the one you started dating first. he caught a glimpse of you once on a mission and thought you were pretty/handsome/attractive/whatever you prefer and was like "woo mama i need to meet that person" and then showed up in your house one time KSNKSC

"i don't remember taking my halloween decorations out??" "awww you think i'm a decoration? am i really pretty enough to be a decoration??" "AHHHH IT TALKS"

and then you threw something at him. he dodged and you two just stared at each other for a few minutes after BAHAHAH

from then it was pretty common to come home to him eating half the junk food in your pantry, legs kicked up and watching whatever trash tv is on. your house is a mess. your life may or may not be in shambles. you don't like him very much.

but he grows on you!

one day he asks you out and at this point you were ACTUALLY starting to like him so you agree to date him

he wanted to try to keep you a secret but he has a big mouth and wanted to gush about you so he accidentally let slip once that he had a partner and everyone was like "oh?????? aero had a partner????? who is it????" because he NEVER gets serious about anyone ever so this is a big deal

and then he's like "hey babe wanna meet my family that's actually other versions of me" and fed up with his shit you say "you're insane" and then he and four others pop by your house and you're like "maybe you're not insane" BAHAHBANSNXK

look at you now you not only have ONE criminally insane skeleton friend but you have FIVE of them!!

eventually you start dating all of them somehow. why would you wanna date these insane little men??? dw i do too they're so silly

some took longer than others (delusion took the longest while pisces took the least amount of time) to get into a relationship with. but not being in a relationship never stopped you from flirting with them <3333

delusion would get the most flustered any time you would flirt with him. aero likes to flirt back and it's real hard to truly fluster him, but sometimes when you're being truly sentimental he'll get all blushy and shy <33 true feelings really get to him :O) don't let him know i told you

sometimes there are spouts of jealousy. despite his distant behaviour, vendetta does like when you hang out with him and he noticed when you hang out with him less than the others. just make sure to spend equal time with your boys <33 it won't totally stop the jealousy but it will certainly help

they are all super possessive of you. like, sometimes frighteningly so. you can't go out anywhere without one of them, and the entire time they'll be GLARING at anyone that even looks at you.

they are all very different lovers so what you can't get from one of them, you may get from another

pisces would be more-so the "gentle lover" out of the five. cuddles and purrs while the two of you lay in bed watching a movie and snacking. he's always making sure you're well-fed and taking care of yourself. he tells you he loves you a lot

grimm likes to treat you like royalty. he likes to spoil you, show you how much you're worth to him through possessions. of course, he can never truly show you just how much you mean to him solely through material gifts, but it's still nice to be pampered. plus your closet is fucking awesome. he sparsely says "i love you", but when he does, he says it with absolute adoration

aero leaves you with quick kisses, fleeting touches and hitched breath. he was the first of the five to get into a relationship with you, and he likes to hold that above everyone's heads. he likes to play tricks on you, but they're never terribly mean, and he always makes it up to you. he only ever says "i love you" when it's just the two of you, when you're alone and focused solely on each other.

vendetta likes to be alone, but he likes you even more than that. if he's having a particularity bad day, he'll search you out and whisk you away. you calm the erraticness of his fucked up soul. he's always been rather shy in public affections, but he won't hesitate to tell you that he loves you no matter who's around.

delusion is an odd one to date. he is very distant, both physically and emotionally. yet, he's entirely devoted to you. he'd burn worlds just to show his love for you. he, like grimm, will shower you in gifts, but his are always handmade. sentimental. he's only ever said "i love you" once. it slipped out once when you did something stupid. he got flustered and you didn't see him for a good few days after that.

[mindninjax]

I am on my knees begging you to write more dad Bakugo. I always see your short posts about his personality or small things he does but I would love to see how you picture him as a father.

OH NONNIE

Here are a few of my Dad Bakugo thoughts (As if I don’t think about this every minute of every day)

💥It is extremely, extremely important to him that the kids prefer you over him. If y’all have multiple children the majority have to prefer him. If they don’t he will be cranky and he will try every effort to win them over. Yes I’m talking bribing them with (healthy snacks) because his kids aren’t gonna get all hyper with bad teeth over those shitty sugary snacks all the other kids are eating, fresh new toys, trips wherever they wanna go. Mans is petty when it comes to this bahah.

💥However, he demands respect from them for you. Yes he expects them to respect him, like obviously right? But the quickest way to piss Daddy off? Disrespecting mommy. Kids aren’t listening to you when you tell them to sit down for dinner? Daddy comes to the rescue. No warnings, immediate punishment, . I’m talking no TV for three days, no dessert after dinner for two weeks. In your household it is known by everyone, We listen and respect mom at all times and follow her rules.

💥By the time y’all have had kids he’s already taught you how to cook up to his standards yeah? So he trusts you to make dinners and stuff for the kids. However, There are special nights the kids refer to as “Dad Dynamight Dinner”(They liked the triple D) nights and it is their fucking favorite because he cooks everything. It’s everyone’s favorite night, honestly. For the kids it’s because he shows out and makes all the fancy yummy things for them. For you it’s because you don’t have to be in the kitchen cooking or mess with the dirty dishes after.

💥Mandatory family outings put in place by him. That dinner at the Todorokis he went to one time when he was 15 stuck with him ok? So he’s like we will spend time together as a family. The family outings could be something as simple as a trip to the park or walking the dogs around the neighborhood. Doesn’t matter as long as y’all are together he doesn’t care.

💥Neverrrrr helps with homework bahah.He tries to. It always ends up in a screaming match especially with your daughter who got her entire personality from him. They butt heads a lot. So when it’s homework time, he leaves it up to you to help the kids. He does check over the answers once they’ve finished though, grading them and telling them which ones they got wrong.

💥Is absolutely that Dad at the kids soccer game that’s like “That’s my kid! Yeah fuck him up son!” You have had to pull him away from so many arguments and screaming matches with the other soccer moms of opposing teams. He can’t make every game because of work but if it’s just plans with kirishima or the guys? He cancels in a heartbeat to be at games, performances, celebrations, all of it.

💥Not a huge fan of birthday parties. Only goes along with them because he knows you love them. His favorite part is the games though. He likes watching all the kids get competitive. Sometimes he encourages them a little too much. He’s not allowed to work the piñata at birthday parties anymore bahahah

I’ll stop here because I could literally go on and on bahaha

[blanc-et-n0ir]

How the Brothers Cope with MC gone

This isn't about MC leaving the Devildom, oh noo. I'm still not letting up on that beautiful, beautiful other timeline hahahahah.

Lucifer

He'll drive himself to work more, be more of a workaholic. He's already here passing out doing work, missing meals, not functioning properly. He'd also be more snappish, considering his tiring schedule and not needing to sleep. He would drown himself in caffeine and continue working on paperwork to forget about the pain it gave him.

His relationship with Diavolo and Barbatos will probably be tenser. He'd give short, snappish replies to Diavolo or Barbatos or outright ignore their texts or shenanigans.

With his brothers, it's a lot easier for him to snap or dish out punishments. His stress levels would go higher and he's more prone to getting annoyed over the littlest arguments the brothers have. Whenever the brothers would have an outburst, he'd scream at them and immediately punish them.

"WHO TOLD YOU YOU CAN DO THAT? THATS IT, STRING HIM UP-"

"Oh, I apologise, Lord Diavolo."

"I don't need to rest, I'll just finish all this work-"

Mammon

He'll gamble more, throwing himself out there. Making more debts, getting more reckless with spending. He'd also get drunk more often. As the closest one to MC, he'd be the most affected. His bills would get bigger and longer, Lucifer would punish him more but he wouldn't complain as much anymore. Not when he doesn't c a r e about anything now that MC is gone.

He would get angry at Diavolo, probably even try to fight him or Barbatos. Like I said, he'd get more reckless.

He'd be snappish to his brothers and get angry at their quips even more. This time, it's less complaining and more of real anger. He'd storm around the place, lock himself inside his room and block all their numbers.

"MC, would like this..."

"Who cares about debts, I don't!"

Leviathan

He'd be more of a shut in. MC was the only one who could get him outside, other than the knowledge of new merch or concerts. Now, he won't even go out to concerts or buy merch. He'd hole himself inside his room, watching his recorded animes- the ones that he and MC used to watch.

He'd be spiteful towards Diavolo, maybe even complain about it a lot in social media. He would bash around and call him names and post everything, not caring what that might do.

He won't talk to any of his brothers. He'd just be inside him room, wallowing in despair and hatred. He'd talk to himself from time to time, acting as if MC was still there with him.

"MC used to watch this with me..."

"Hey, MC what do you think about this scene, hahahahahha!"

"MC!MC!MC! Please accept my friend request in this new game!"

Satan

He'd go into a fiery rage at first. Challenging Diavolo and Barbatos, maybe even going as far as threatening to kill them. He'd destroy everything in his path to the point that his brothers would need to hold him back. Then, later he'd be burned out from all his anger and leave him as a husky of nothing. He'd stay in his room, staring blankly at the wall and trapping himself in his own mind. Whenever someone would walk in, he'd snap at them immediately not caring that he's angry for nothing.

At first, he'd be angry at Diavolo and Barbatos. Trying to kill them as his rage consumes him. Later, when he's burned out he would be too preoccupied with his own thoughts to even think about the two.

He'd once again be too preoccupied with his own thoughts to even care about anything around him. He'd stay in his room but at times he would go outside, but he's still staring around blankly. When he bumps into any of his brothers, he'd snap at them angrily and they would fall into an argument.

"What are you doing?"

"WHO TOLD Y O U THST YOU CAN ENTER MY ROOM? GET OUT!"

"I SAID GET OUT OF MY WAY, WHAT? CANT YOU WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING?"

Asmodeus

He would break down. At first, he would cry. He'd lock himself in his room, crying his eyes out. He missed MC. Then, he'd forget about it. He'd like to himself that he was fine and continue on like normal. No one would point out that he was going out to clubs a lot more often compared to before.

He'd be mad at Diavolo and Barbatos but overall won't do anything to them. He's mad, yes, they took away the one thing he was possessive over. But he can't do an y t h I N g to them. He knows that.

He would be on very tense terms with his brothers. Considering how he doesn't seem to care, he'd get into arguments with Mammon or sometimes even Satan when he does get out. It'll end explosively and Asmo would leave the house to go to a club.

"Oh look at all of you, maybe we should go to the spa sometime~"

"WHY DO YOU EVEN STILL CARE? HAHA, THEY'RE GONE, MAMMON OR YOU STILL AN IDIOT?"

"Who cares about some silly human, they all come and go anyways-"

Beelzebub

He'd be devastated. MC was such a great friend to him. He'd lose his appetite a lot and constantly stare at the large amounts of food. He'd easily get sick when he thinks about MC. He would try and get himself back together but his thoughts would always longer back on MC.

He is not happy with Diavolo. He didn't only take away his brother but he also took away a friend. A dear friend. It was obvious he would be mad. Extremely so.

Whenever he sees his brothers fight, he'd flinch and try to keep them calm. He'd try his best to bring them back together as a family, thinking this was exactly what MC would want. But slowly, deep inside he breaks. He just wants his brothers and MC back.

"I don't think I'm hungry anymore-"

"There's no need to fight-"

"Mc... They wouldn't want any of you to fight... Right?"

Belphegor

He'd be stuck in the prison. That's it. He doesn't even know that MC left. He'd just think his brothers abandoned him again. That the human was of no use as usual.

"As expected, they were human after all."

"They probably care more about that human than me, as usual-"

Whoops, this was sad. Hahahahah, but I got inspired by someone mentioning that Mammon would be an alcoholic and this happened. Wow, my first ever headcanon thing bahahah

[flying-elliska]

did u ever write fanfiction for any other fandom before? cause damn sis your writing is out of this world, and its not the same as other writers but like in the best way possible. how did u practise and get that level of creativity? any recs and advice for slow writers like me? 😄

Awwwwww anon ! You're so sweet, thank you ❤🌼🌸🌻🌼❤

Tbh I tried writing a bit for other fandoms before once or twice but it never really got off the ground. I still have the first chapters of an Evak space opera!AU in my WIP folders somewhere (honestly it was not very good bahahah)

But I just write a lot in general. I have been keeping a regular diary since the age of 9 in which I write everything that comes to mind. I write my own stories sometimes. I daydream and think about stories all the time.

And like...I feel writing has gotten so much easier for me since this last year of writing truly insane amounts (like I'm at almost 400k wtf) and fic really liberated my ability to write without giving too much of a shit.

And I think that's my advice. Like...I used to be so demanding on myself and stressed out about my writing needing to be perfect. But my writing only got better from the writing I actually did. So like....find low stakes ways to write, spaces in which quality does not matter, and just write write write write. Even if it's just nonsense. Good stuff will emerge eventually from the dross.

Oh, and read stuff that makes you feel passionate about writing. And find things you're passionate about writing about so it just rushes forth from your writing. Have some fun, go wild. And ! Last thing : observe the world, all its little quirks, poetries and absurdities, it will give you that good Texture TM for yr story.

[vvnm]

[Berty is giggling with you because that’s exactly what he does. Sometimes he even lip synchs the words to add to the effect because you can’t be in a music video without singing.] thats exactly it heh [he thinks about his options. Is music worth having up for? no.] you don’t have to make it now! Just whenever…I like talking to you too. You’re super easy to talk to. [he gave himself his nickname so no one ever gave him one and its cute, coming from you of course] I don’t mind it, I think you sound cute heh um is there anything you wanna be called? You know cause maybe you don’t want to be called beautiful all the time.

- Berty from Brampton

Oh! Yeah, of course! You're easy to talk to too. I feel like we've always just sort of known each other, so it's natural. [I pause for a moment, clearly trying to think of something cute that might be a nice nickname, but I confess] actually, nia is a nickname, ahaha. I know it doesn't really sound like one, but like, it is. But I dunno! I'm fine with whatever you wanna call me. I don't mind being called beautiful, but fair warning my fight or flight will have me asking you if you remember my name. Bahahah. Maybe it's trauma from school and people asking me after like three years of being in their classes what my name is. Have you had that happen? It's so awkward.

[themanicgalaxy]

SPN 4X15 Death Takes a Holiday

ok so I know Cas is in this one, so I'm excited

oh boy please tell me they actually explain what happened with the sirens, please talk to each other, please

huh this is a pretty normal crime all things considered

he got possessed didn't he

should I clean up and get Ready for bed? yes but also I'm tired

"nobody's died in the past week" hm

a ~miracle huh?

hey at least Dean's salty enough to mention it, thank god

finally, he got SOME self respect, thank GOD

look I know it's not a lot, but it's something

"how do you explain it" oop

the "I wouldn't expect y'all to understand but angels are watching over me" ahdohsfia'

listen Dean thinks the angel is hot, leave him alone

oo reaper on strike is NICE

HUGGYBEAR

I love the huggybear comment I really do

"strange lives" oooo dean's unlearning, you love to see it

NatuRal OrDer

normal rules don't apply? oh SAM, that's fUCKED

"why us saved, why no on else" Dean's the compassionate one

boy they're both good at lying to themselves

and fucking terrible at lying, guys, oNE COVER STORY, ONE

Dean barely flinches at alastair damn

it's cool that the psychic stuff doesn't work on Sam

aww House MD reference, that one I got

at least Dean flagged the lie

Aw Dean does Disappointed Dad Face so well

ah seal

friEndly neIghBorhOoD reApeR

Dean is your plan seriously to die again

eyYY Pamela!

ASTRAL PROJECTION

poor Pamela is so Tired

I do like how Dean and Pamela seem to Vibe

CHACHI:

Someone who thinks they are a bit too cool... Generally the person who dresses a bit over the top and/or always trying to "one-up" someone else’s comments, whilst tending to overdo everything they try to do....

A guy that has let his nice physique and good looks go to his head-once that happens, all brain cells are non-existent.

A Chachi is a heterosexual male who could be charectorized as a metrosexual with a white-trash-won-the-lotto clothing style.

I CAN'T TELL WHICH ONE SHE WAS REFERENCING BAHAHA

ah she's saying dream

Chachi was Arthur Fonzarelli's vapid but handsome cousin on Happy Days (1974).

ah this

WHY ARE YOU TWO SAYING SHIT THAT CAN BE TAKEN AS FLIRTING WHY

oh nooo that kid is haunting his mom and no one believes her

BAHAHAH SIXTH SENSE REFERENCE

the watching his mom while they're all "dead" is WILD

THE REAPER FROM SEASON 2!! HOLY H E L L AHHH

yadayada the thing

Kiss thing

I appreciate how tumblr just made it UNABLe to type onto the post that’s HILARIOUS

I HAVETO COPY PASTE FROM NOTES BAHAHAH

ALSO YEE TESSA I LIKE THE CALLBACK!

Sam please don’t promise things you can’t do

the memory thing actually fucked with him! oh VERY nice!

and like…ok look I don’t like the weird romantic undertones but it’s interesting to see the reframing!

he got a second chance after doing HORRIBLE shit, it weighs on him

look that was an Interesting convo, that was cool

someBODY

nooo I miss Tessa

karate kid reference and THE KID DOESN’T GET IT AHAHA

aw boot camp with the smol, that’s so cute

they reference a horror thing!

FIGHT CLUB!!

this is so goddamn cute aww

and the weird uv ink only the ghosts can see is also rly cool

oop y’all got cocky

although ghost fighting was p cool still

AHAHA THEY’RE GHOSTS SO THE ROCK SALT WORKS

oh DAMMIT THEY FOUND PAMELA

DEATH!! DEATH LENT IT TO HIM!! FOUR HORSEMEN!!

(mention good omens at the end, the new AU)

seriously Pamela’s fucking cool

ah she woke sam up cuz she needed help

I do love how pam’s basically just “man, fuck y’all”

oh RIGHT she can’t die right now

Dean getting called angsty is just peak comedy to me

CAS JUST LIGHTENINGED ALSATAIR IN THE FUCKING FACE I LOVE THAT

CAS THERE ARE LESS DRAMATIC WAYS OF IMPRESSING YOUR CRUSH

oH! Castiel faked being Bobby, neat

“you seem to do the exact opposite” PFFT AHAHAHA

“you’re different” OOF

hey, not for nothing, but Tessa’s good at getting people to move on

“we’re all scared, that’s the big secret” OFAHISP OW WHY DID THAT HURT

he got some GOOD lines to work with these past few episodes

oh the mom feeling him being gone is a NICE touch

“you all lie to yourself” OOF OW

Seriously, dean is ISOLATED this season, but that convo was COOL

No right, yeah, you should blame them for this, this is their fault

“better placE” “lie” OOF

“fuck your good intentions”

aw a dedication

wrap:

I like what they did with death. Like the conversations were just. so painful. The thing about second chances, but bad shit is coming, and that we’re all scared, and Pamela catching the lie, because Dean meant it to be a lie and

look. It had a lot to say about death, and it said it quietly. it was good good, and I’m really glad they took time to do the tribute too

and when people say this show is sometimes good, this is one of the good. Some of it is good, some isn’t, but this was.

Dean just keeps getting isolated. Like can’t trust the angels, can’t trust Sam, can barely trust his own body. I love the Angst, but OUCH

good omens type beat. Ok AU where Bela Talbot gets out of her demon deal because GoodOmens!Crowley enlists her help to stop the antichrist(particularly the globetrotting four horsemen. And the ineffable husbands end up being her actual family, ft adam the antichrist, the good omens squad, and draco. Look. It’s terribly self indulgent but I love Chaotic Neutral, and it’s Chaotic Neutral Girl that Steals. Leave me alone, I want “Aunt Bela”

Also I want her to get along with Harely quinn

I love castiel. This fucker made a convoluted plan to go help humanity when no other angel wanted to, or was interested too. And he sent his crush in, that’s so cute

Like I love the “angel that loves humanity” thing, that’s so good

this episode got me thinking about good omens, leave me alone

[poodleyeol]

EXO for every odd number :P

will put this in a read more to save everyone ^^;;;

1: Who I’d most like to date. i mean not to shock all my followers but definitely chanyeol get me started3: Who I would want to be stranded with on an island. oh god whos useful um… kyungsoo!!! ‘cause he seems smart. maybe i should say chanyeol because he was on a survival show one time but he’s dumb bahahah5: Which member would be most likely to be arrested and why. i can imagine baekhyun doing something stupidly illegal while he’s totally drunk, like peeing in public bahahaha7: Which member would be most likely to cry in a haunted house. i mean if we’re still talking ot12 we ALL know it would be tao bahahha9: The member I’d most likely beat in a fist fight. none of them im weak as hell. suho~~ because he would be too kind to punch me 11: Member I’d be most frightened to run into in a dark alley. kyungsoo, because sometimes he looks like someone out of a horror movie……13: Which member probably learned to tie their shoes last. i would say chanyeol because i can imagine him being that cute kid that takes forever to learn how to do it and then gets really excited when he finally learns >15: Which member would be most likely to cry at one of their own songs, which song and why. well kai, tao and chanyeol are all huge cry babies bahaha but since kai doesn’t write his own songs, either tao or chanyeol, with a sad ballad that’s probably some song for the fans ;-;17: The member most likely to cry at a bad haircut and which member would laugh the hardest when it happened. tao gets the bad haircut and actually cries, baekhyun laughs the hardest :319: Which member would be most likely to adopt like 30 cats and bring them back to their dorm, and which member would freak out the most over it. I MEAN if chanyeol wasn’t allergic to cats, it would totally be him lbr bahaha and i feel like kai would be the most upset about it ‘cause he’s clearly a huge dog person, plus sometimes he’s a bit moody ^^;;;

thank you so much for asking~~~~

[buffyverse-rewind]

Buffy – S1 Ep 3 – The Witch

I don’t think I’ve ever truly understand the concept of cheerleading. I mean, understand the inherent concept of attractive women in dressed in short skirts, jumping around, but for starters, applying this premise to high school age students is creepy for anyone not in high school. Watching this episode, it helps knowing that most of these so-called high school students who are trying out for the Sunnydale High cheer team are probably pushing 30, but it’s still creepy if you think about it.

Sure, there are college cheerleading teams and of course the professional cheerleaders for football, I think basketball. Oddly enough, not baseball, which can be so boring, it could probably stand to be livened up a little; the occasional mascot jumping around notwithstanding. But on the whole, I just don’t get the core concept of “cheer leading” – pumping up spectators; and I guess I chalk that up to my complete indifference to any type of spectator sport. I can’t say I ever had much school spirit; like, I didn’t actively want them to lose (except when they went to state during a play I was directing and all of the students wanted to ditch rehearsal so they could go watch the game…). I’m otherwise happy to hear any “home team” won, but otherwise I don’t give a shit. Some sports I don’t mind so much, but more so playing them; like the occasional pick-up game or basketball or baseball; and generally when it’s more casual and the teams are lopsided and no one is paying close attention to the score. The more competitive it is, the less I enjoy it; and sitting watching someone else play is boring. Which I guess someone, somewhere must have realized, thus we have cheerleaders to distract people from how boring the game is to watch; and how uncomfortable bleachers are to sit on. Despite all of that, I do get that there are people for him this is important and they take it very seriously. I’m fairly certain the cheer team at my school didn’t take it as seriously as the students at Sunnydale High, but I know it’s not necessarily that far off from other schools, then or now. And don’t get me wrong, I also understand that cheerleaders can put in a lot of work and move in ways that if I ever managed to achieve would strictly because I fell and hurt myself and would probably need medical assistance afterwards. I just don’t get cheerleading as an institution and think the level of competitiveness can go over the top; which I could say about most athletics. Bahahah – how have I never noticed Buffy peaking in the box with the fertility statue and saying, “Jeepers,” ostensibly in response to it being anatomically correct? Also, and this wondered before, why does Joyce always have crates of stuff from the gallery at her house? Does the gallery not have any storage space for this stuff? And she’s opening stuff in her dinning room; doesn’t she then have to seal it back up to haul to the gallery? Are we sure Joyce wasn’t secretly a smuggler? It would explain how she managed to get the house fixed up any time it got trashed by a monster of the week. This is probably my ignorance, on account of my indifference to sports or cheerleading, but would being an alternate really be on par with not making the cut at all? If they’re back-ups, doesn’t that mean they still need to attend practice and learn the routines, so they can fill in at a moment’s notice? I mean, I’m more of a theatre nerd, so my main point of reference would be an understudy; and yeah, it can suck being an understudy by virtue of the fact that you can put in a good portion of work on a part you may never get to play. Which is why, as a director, I try to avoid casting understudies, because it seems like a raw deal. I even had to fill in for a person at rehearsals for two weeks, while the person actually in that role was on vacation; I sincerely doubt I’d ever agree to do that again, but not because it felt like the equivalent of not making the cut. Just the opposite. It was a tremendous pain in the ass, because not only did I have to worry about doing my part during rehearsals, but someone’s else part; and all of my scenes were with the guy I was filling in for, which meant I spent a great deal of those rehearsals talking to myself and not doing as good of job learning my own part as I normally would have. And there was a virtually zero chance that I might even take on that other role; and the role I had was pretty shitty, so I came away from that production kind of wishing I hadn’t been cast at all. I felt more productive backstage helping work a pulley to raise and lower a curtain for certain scenes. It’s been so long since the first time I watched this show; and most of the first couple of seasons I didn’t catch until I had already seen later episode, so I can’t recall if there was ever any doubt that it was “Amy” or who the witch was supposed to be the first time watching this. I’m fairly certain I had missed everything to do with Amy, so her story might be the only one I actually saw in chronological order. The ultimate switch of Amy and her mom is clever. I could see there being some brief suspicion on Cordelia, right up until the curse was cast on her; and that conjures the image, so to speak, of some alternate version of the show where it was Cordelia and she took up witchcraft – which might have been an interesting direction for her. Not that I have any issue (mostly) with how the character was actually developed; Cordelia and Angel’s romantic story aside. What was their ship even called? Congel? Andelia? I’m not saying Joyce is definitely a smuggler, and even if she were, she wouldn’t necessarily be a drug smuggler, but if she was, she would definitely be worried that Buffy got into one of her shipments when she came downstairs with so much energy and bounce. One of the things that bugs about this scene is Buffy casually mentioning then glossing over that she’s a vampire slayer, which Joyce partly acknowledges; and it’s not because it happens, but because it reminds me Normal Again and how incongruent the retcon was, where Buffy says she actually told her parents when she first found out she was the Slayer and they had her committed for a couple of weeks. This statement should have done more than just puzzle Joyce and have her ask if Buffy was feeling well; her response should be, “Oh no, it’s happening again.” You know, this is the first episode that demonstrates Giles’ understanding and practice of magic; he performs the reversal spell so deftly, as he does with other spells later. Yet, Eyghon aside, they kind of downplay this side of his character to where you kind of take it for granted that he’s kind of a sorcerer. Even though it’s not the first time paying attention to Joyce and Buffy’s discussion at the end of the episode, where Joyce says she can’t understand what it’s like for Buffy to be 16, because she’s not 16; and Buffy asks if she’d want to be 16 again – I know I’ve watched/listened to this scenes many times before, but this is the first time it’s made me think about the implications two years later, when the enchanted band candy does make Joyce a teenager again. And it’s one of those things where you can’t help but wonder, with Joss being Joss, if might have had some iteration of that story in mind at that time; or if it’s just a happy coincidence. Even if it was just a coincidence, it’s a happy one, since it did in fact remind Joyce what it was like being a teenager; and help her understand Buffy better. You know, I like Amy; and I even kind of like her as a periodic antagonist later in the series, but I kind of like her more in this episode as a friend and ally to the Scoobies. I also feel like her later practicing magic and having a vindictive streak is incongruent with the real Amy we see at the end of this episode. Granted, it’s not impossible for that Amy to make some bad decisions and turn out that way, but it arguably seems more like at some point her mom managed to swap bodies again and it was really Catherine, by season 6 for sure and quite possibly before that; perhaps even as far back as her return appearance in season 2 when Xander catches her using magic. Catherine had no problems faking being Amy and should she manage to switch places again, and if she were smart, she’d reign herself in, at least around Buffy and the others so as not to make them suspect or interfere. On the flip side of that, I kind of feel like throughout this episode they were trying to suggest that Amy was sometimes actually Amy; where she appears to be legitimately surprised and even horrified when some of the curses happen. But this is somewhat refuted by the way that Catherine, as Amy, knew when Buffy spilled the potion on her, outing her as a witch. But there’s also a sense of familiarity between the real Amy and Buffy at the end of the episode that almost seems like it’s meant to be an extension of their earlier interaction at the start of the episode; even though by all accounts it was Catherine. It’s plausible that the switch occurred somewhere in between when the episode started and when Catherine/Amy comes home and makes the real Amy do her homework, but we’re not really given any indication of this; and I’m probably reading too much into it. I would add that, I think they waited too long to de-rat Amy later on in the series. While it served the immediate purpose at the time of providing Willow with a magical playmate who could enable Willow’s abuse of magic, I feel like the Amy they brought back is a few deviations different from the Amy that turned herself into a rat in season 3. While powerful in season 3, she appears to be much more advanced for someone who hadn’t practiced magic in three years; and conveniently already has connections with someone like Rack. No doubt high school students with connections to shady drug dealers, but everything about Amy after she comes back, from the level of magic she uses by that point, Rack and the mentality, short of it really being Catherine in Amy’s body again, doesn’t seem like it meshes with the 17 or 18 year old we saw before that.

[raganandhersurveys]

6/11/20~CIV

~Ready to answer 151 Questions?

 1. When was the last time you swam in a pool?

~last summer.... i really need to go soon 

 2. Do you like to party? 

~if it’s with people i like, for sure. the parties that people from my highschool throw are kinda lame tho://

 3. If your ex suddenly kissed you right now, what would you do?

~i don’t think my heart could take it because i lowkey still have feelings for him soooooo

 4. Are you a virgin?

~yes

 5. What are your parents views on your relationships? 

~my parents supported both in the beginning. i honestly didn’t open up to them a lot about my first boyfriend so i never truly told them about how bad our breakup was. however, my second boyfriend was different because our dads were best friends in high school. he was really close to my dad so my dad supported it and that made me happy. but since we aren’t together anymore it’s really hard for my dad to even mention him anymore. 

6. If you ran into your current boyfriend/crush in 10 years, would you marry them?

~i don’t really have either one at the moment 

7. Is your best friend dating anyone?

~yes 

 8. Describe the shirt you’re wearing?

~it’s a tiffany blue ribbed t-shirt from aerie 

 9. Do people who wear Hollister and Abrercrombie every day bother you?

~no because that was me in middle school. along with j.crew ://

10. Could you go out in public without wearing make-up?

~lol yes 

11. What is one feature that you don’t like? 

~on me, my butt lol

12. Would people describe you as happy?

~i think so but it would also depend on who you asked 

13. Are you single? 

~i am

 14. Does it bother you that pretty much every survey you take asks if you’re single? 

~i mean yeahhhhhh just because i’m still going through it from my last relationship 

 15. Do you have Tumblr? 

~......

16. What about Xanga? 

~i have no idea what that is lmaooo i feel like that makes me sound super young 

17. Have you ever babysat before? 

~yep

 18. Is there a teacher who you absolutely hate?

~i wouldn’t say HATE but i’ve had a couple of teachers that i wasn’t a fan of but it was just because our personalities 

19. Ever shopped at Sephora? 

~more of a ulta girl but yes  

20. If your current boyfriend/crush suddenly moved away, what would you do?

~again, don’t have one 

 21. Do you have any university plans? 

~i start applying to colleges this fall ughhh pray for me 

 22. If your best friend revealed she was a homosexual, what would you do? 

~well it would definitely surprise me because she has a boyfriend buttt i would obviously be supportive of her decision and still love her just as much 

23. What are your views on sex?

~it’s a great thing ya feel 

24. Do sexual questions bother you? 

~not at all 

25. Would you rather have sex with your boyfriend or break up?

~ummmm that sounds like some narcissistic stuff ahaha 

26. Have you ever dreamed about your wedding?

~ughhhh yes 

27. Does it bother you when people TYpe 1yk dis’? 

~yeah lol i kinda have a stroke reading it 

 28. Do you delete pictures of you and your exes off of Facebook? 

~lol yeah?? 

 29. Would you ever date a friends Ex? 

~my friends have ugly exes so no lmaoooooo

 30. What’s the last book you read?

~me and sydney are currently reading since you’ve been gone 

31. Ready for 10 simple questions? 

~hit it 

32. What is your last name? 

~quate

 33. What grade are you in?

~i just finished my junior year so i’m going into 12th 

 34. What school do you go to?

~i’m not gonna reveal that srry

 35. Summer, Fall, Winter or Spring? 

~fall

 36. Favorite Color?

~pink

 37. Are your parents together?

~nope

38. Any siblings?

~i have one sister

 39. Favorite subject? 

~choir or literature 

40. Least favorite subject? 

~mathhhhhh

 41. Favorite song? 

~i’ve been super into slowed and reverbed stuff rn so any hip-hop/rnb song slowed 

42. Okay. Simple questions are over. Happy? 

~lol yeahhhhh

43. How many friends do you have on Facebook? 

~i don’t have facebook lol but on insta i have 787

 44. Ever been requested by some old guy from another country?

~yeah

 45. Have you ever googled yourself? 

~yep

46. Have a Formspring?

~again, proof that i’m young i assume lol

47. You’re offered free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert. What do you do? 

~obviously go cause they’re free lmao

 48. Would you rather spend the day at an amusement park or a water park? 

~amusement 

49. Been to Disney world? 

~i have but it’s been so long 

 50. If someone posts their status “9 Inches :(” do you know what they mean? 

~bahahah uhhh i’m thinkin of something but i don’t think that’s what you’re referencing 

 51. Ever had a boyfriend? 

~mhmm

52. Ever had a huge crush on someone who still doesn’t know?

~omg so many. i will never tell someone i like them until they tell me first or they make it super obvious they like me back 

 53. Have you done something in the last week that you regret? 

~most likely. i can’t remember anything specifically tho 

. 54. Ever drank alcohol?

~yes

 55. Know anyone who’s currently doing drugs?

~yes 

56. Ever watched The Hills?

~i’ve heard of it. i think it came on mtv in like the 2000s??

 57. What about Jersey Shore? 

~ughhh yes my mom and i still watch the reruns 

58. Ever called someone a slut? 

~as a joke 

 59. What do you think of short shorts?

~i wear them but not the ones where my whole ass is hanging out aha 

60. Does it bother you if people swear around you?

~nope 

 61. Have you ever gotten an A in a subject?

~i have 

62. What about a B?

~mhmm

63. And a C?

~yes hate chem dude :(

 64. How about a D?

~nope 

 65. Ever skived?

~idk what that is 

66. Would you consider yourself popular and outcast or somewhere in the middle?

~between popular and the middle. i’ve never been an outcast 

 67. Are most of your friends older or younger than you? 

~my best friends are roughly my age, give or take a few months 

68. Ever been stabbed in the back by a close friend? 

~oh yes 

69. Do you think it’s immature when people laugh at the number 69?

~my humor can be immature so it doesn’t bother me 

 70. Ever watched porn?

~not on purpose lol

 71. How many laws do you think you’ve broken in the past month?

~none

72. Do you wake up with an alarm clock?

~when i had to go to school. man it feels like it’s been literal ages since i’ve been 

 73. Do you prefer Wednesdays or Thursdays? 

~when i was in school, thursdays because it’s closer to the weekend but since quarantine i usually forget what day it is anyway

 74. If your school had a Glee Club would you join?

~ahah yeah my choir teacher would make me 

75. Ever performed in a talent show?

~many times 

 76. Have you ever cried in public? 

~maybe twice as an older person. i hate crying in public 

 77. Do you have a favorite between your Mom and your Dad? 

~no there are things between both of parents that i relate better on

78. Would you audition or a reality talent competition? 

~nope

79. How many celebrity crushes have you had? 

~so many

 80. How many non-celebrity crushes have you had? 

~not near as many 

 81. Name 5 male celebrities who you think are attractive

~jimmy garapollo, kelly oubre jr., dave franco, jamie dornan, and mark wahlberg

82. Name 5 female celebrities who you think are attractive

~madison beer, margot robbie, angelina jolie, julia roberts, and alicia silverstone

 83. Ever been compared to a celebrity?

~nope 

84. Have any embarrassing pictures on Facebook?

~ok for the record everything that says Facebook, i’m inserting Instagram instead. but no i have taken down anything i deem embarrassing 

85. Do you think spending £20 on Lip Gloss is a waste of money? 

~it depends on the brand and if it has good reviews 

 86. Are you opinionated?

~lol yes

 87. Do you have a favorite store? 

~target, goodwill, urban outfitters, and antique stores 

 88. Would you ever wear Flare Jeans?

~yesss i love them 

 No. 89. Do you own jeans that aren’t skinny? 

~yeah quite a few 

 90. Have you ever worn the same outfit twice in one week? 

~lol yes 

91. What’s the longest period of time you’ve been away from school?

~lol 3 months ig since corona 

 92. Do you google abbreviations you don’t understand?

~sure?

93. Does it bother you when people have cats as their profile picture?

~lol no i love cats soooo it’s good with me 

 94. Own a pair of converse?

~yes

 95. Is there a teacher at your school who has obvious favorites?

~LMAOOO yes

 96. If yes, are you one of them? 

~not for the one i’m thinking of 

 97. Do you text in class?

~yeah sometimes 

 98. What brand of jeans do you wear the most? 

~american eagle 

 99. At what point do you think sizes are “Plus Sized?

~like 18?

100. Do you want to lose weight? 

~a little, yeah 

101. Ever seen a therapist?

~yes 

102. Ever watched porn?

~not on purpose 

103. Ever purposely ignored a text?

~all the dang time 

104. A facebook message?

~all the time 

105. A poke?

~idk what that is 

106. A friend request?

~yes but if i don’t want them to follow me i’ll usually just decline it 

107. Would you say you read into things too much? 

~definately 

 108. Is your best friend more likely to be the one suggesting something stupid or refusing to do something stupid?

~refusing for sure. i usually suggest the stupid stuff 

109. Do you have a “fun friend?” (A friend who you have tons of fun with but you never really have deep conversations?) 

~yeah quite a few but they aren’t my best friends

110. Ever been called a bully?

~probably but like i don’t remember 

111. Ever purposely hurt yourself? 

~no

112. Ever gone to church? 

~yep

113. Would you call either of your parents screw ups? 

~lol no 

 114. If you turned out exactly like your mom would you be pleased? 

~uhhh not really. i love my mom but we are NOT the same

 115. What do you want to do with your life?

~just to be happy i guess 

116. Let me guess… You have brown hair?

~i do actually 

 117. Already know what you’re being for Halloween?

~not yettttt

 118. Do you still go Trick or Treating? 

~no, i feel like once you turn like 17 people give you weird looks 

 119. Ever liked someone WAY older than you?

~lol alwaysssss

120. Does it bother you when people have really loud conversations on the bus?

~i guess a little but i don’t even know the last time i rode a bus

121. When you have sunglasses on, do you stare at people? 

~yeah but not on purpose 

122. Ever had a credit card denied? 

~i don’t have a credit card

123. What’s the last movie you watched? 

~uhhh this movie my mom was watching called what lies beneath 

 124. Last TV Show? 

~wildin out 

125. You see your Ex making out with one of your friends. What do you do?

~probably cry not gonna lie 

127. Are you american?

~i am 

 128. Ever made yourself throw up? 

~nope 

129. Have you ever kissed someone who wasn’t your boyfriend? 

~i have 

130. Are you Cute or Gross? 

~probably gross

 131. Does it bother you when people say “LOOK HOW MUCH YOU’VE GROWN!”?

~no but they are definitely lying because i haven't grown since 7th grade 

 132. Can you say intelligent things around the guy you like?

~lol yes?

133. Ever had the lead in a play? 

~i have!

134. What about a solo in a concert? 

~yes as well 

 135. What kind of a student are you? 

~an a/b student for the most part 

 136. Worst subject? 

 ~It was always math<---- mood 

 137. Best subject?

~choir or literature 

138. Ever had a crush on a teacher? 

~no but i’ve always wished i would have a hot teacher 

 139. Would it bother you if you found out that your mother was pregnant? 

~yeah because my mom can’t have kids anymore 

140. How late do you sleep in?

~like 9:30; i don’t sleep late 

141. Do you edit your profile pictures before posting them?

~lol yeah

142. Be 100% honest. Do you have any friends who are uglier than you? 

~my friends are all beautiful genuinely 

143. Do you believe in love?

~i do 

 144. Would you consider yourself a good student?

~mhmm

145. Does it bother you when Surveys ask “Did you like this survey?” 

~no but it’s kind of a stupid question 

 146. Salty, Sweet, Sour or Spicy?

~spicy for sure 

147. Are you going into High School this year? 

~no, this will be my last year :((

148. What about Junior High?

~lmaooooo thank goodness no

149. What is one thing someone could say to you right now that would make you cry?

~you’re ugly bahaha

 150. Where did you find this note?

~tumblr????

151. Last question. How many unread messages are in your phone? 

~none at the moment