#oh :((

[sneakingpasta]

HE’S SO OBNOXIOUS BRUHHHHHH

[canisalbus]

I feel like all this squishable machete art is actually just you gearing up to beat us with sad depressing lore art. Like rearing up to wail on a piñata…

.

[loevhyuck]

[croy2814]

[willowser]

i forget about gojo having dimples and then i remember and then i'm like Oh.

[abbyisadork]

Guyz who turned them into a cat

[burries-art-box]

This song makes me SOB like a REAL MAN 😭

[thunderon]

working an office job now is so funny because when i was 16 i worked a shitty minimum wage job where my manager was an ex-felon bodybuilder with knuckles tats who spent time in prison for attempted murder… so guess what, phil? your fancy title and lame white-collar intimidation tactics aren’t going to work on me, actually. i watched my old boss pull a knife on someone. you really think im going to fall to my knees when you make passive aggressive commentary? please get real

[catfindr]

[pretty-pink-rose-0413xxx]

Hahaha

[nerdpoe]

Dan hates his Nicer Self.

He does. He really, really does.

The kid is naïve, cocky, strong in the weirdest ways that don't make sense-

And he's such a busybody! Always helping, always jumping into things, and always saying that he's definitely not trying to be a hero.

It's annoying.

It's so annoying.

For instance, Phantom got called in by the JL for an all-hands-on-deck situation right before a super important test. Phantom accepted the call.

But the JL had dealt with threats like this before, a million times-there was literally no need to answer the call.

Yet the little dumbass had.

And now Dan was at home, staying on the other side of the room away from Vlad, and watching the fight on TV.

Phantom takes a hit. Then another. Then another.

Good; he'll learn not to jump when the JL says jump, then.

Phantom goes down, disappears behind some rubble.

Dan doesn't care. He doesn't. Let the kid learn a lesson.

Phantom doesn't get up.

Just like Jazz didn't get up.

Or Sam, or Tucker, or his mom or his dad-

Dan sees red.

He barely hears Vlad as he rips a portal to the fight and steps out, in his own ghost form, and decks the bad guy-some demon named Trigun or whatever, fucking weeb-so hard he knocks the guy back.

The fight pauses.

"You touched the twerp," Dan growls, voice distorting and allowing his powers to manifest at full capacity for the first time in years, "So you get to lose your head."

[weltenwellen]

Ruth Awad, from “Reasons To Live”

[goodapollo]

2024 Eclipse Totality, Toledo, OH

[thebibliosphere]

Apropos of nothing and certainly not the hilarious ask I just got but I find it so funny when the worst insult someone can come up with is "all your faves looks like dusty old men" like yes, and?

Have you considered I'm a dusty, dusty old crone, and I'm just thirsting in my own lane?

[acemdzsfan]

oh shoot.

I just realized that I was the aromantic outlier in my psychology class that my professor was Not prepared for.

[croy2814]