#oh boohoo i dont know what to do

[meowmeowest]

i'm not written by lana or taylor i am written by parry gripp

[hauntingblue]

I

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In between arc (kinda) episodes

Pt. 3

[evadingreallife]

You know what helps with the problem of having to spend time at 1am to remove our make-up ? Deciding not to wear make-up anymore ! I can sleep earlier at night if I want to, I can sleep more in the morning, I learned to accept and appreciate my face for what it is, contrary to how a woman can feel “naked” and ugly “tired looking” if she goes out without make-up (which is 100% a problem as it fucks with our self esteem), I don’t have to spend so much money on make-up nor making the (mostly) old white men who own these brands more rich on my back, I don’t think so much about how my make-up looks, if it looks nice, if I did it well that day, I don’t have to be self conscious about that and, the best of it, I can feel the wind or water on my bare face, i can decide to splash some fresh water on my face if it’s too hot outside and if I cry I don’t have to worry so much either about ruining my make up. My dyke advice lmao

To the anon that decided to grace my inbox with her wonderful advice on how freeing it is not to buy make up at all: I'm happy you care but you do know that people may perhaps have different experiences and concerns than what you're used to, right?

[dearcharms]

i normally dont replay routes but i think i will replay asagi.... i get why ppl dont like it bcs tbh it is POORLY executed and honestly.. objectively speaking i should have hated it bcs his route was so shit. But somehow he became my 2nd fave overall watdahell it doesnt help that i wouldnt exactly rank lp high in my list either....... asagi sensei what did u do to me

[uldrenssov]

jfc this community can be so fucking annoying at times

[tiyoin]

me yapping about azul

since seeing the recent 'leaks' for the new octavinelle 'chapter' in the twst manga

I was wondering how Azul would show you he likes you

maybe its from him boasting his achievements while you're in ear shot to let you know just how accomplished he is. because after all, the3 ladies love a well rounded guy 😼

but he makes sure to reel it down a bit when he thinks you might think of him as full of himself (to which he is to some extent.) mainly because he heard you grumble the other day about how pretentious some of the students are. he agrees! stop acting like you achieved something when you haven't!

he's different because[insert list of achievements]

he seems like the type of guy to subtly listen to your food preferences (by sitting near you in the cafeteria during lunch time) and oh boy! there's now a special dessert at the monster lounge for a limited time only!

oh no... one of the twins are serving you and he/ one of them creates some kind... spectacle in the lounge. yes its unprofessional and it kills him. but he makes it seem like some customers had a bad day and decided to take it out on his poor helpless employees

(boohoo, cried the wolves in sheep's skin)

he has no other choice but to go up to your table and apologize for you... rowdy neighbors.

"it's fine-"

no! he cannot have a first time guest think so poorly of him. here- you already ordered their limited addition dessert, how about he gives you another one for... 15- no! 20 percent off! everyone else has to pay full price though... yes even your other neighbors who he merely apologizes to about the disruption

azul is a cocky coward to sum it up

he plays the game well, but also has no idea what to do. plan all he like, charm all he likes. the reality is, is that is not getting him closer to you. not yet that is.

he's calculative. I mean, you have to be to be running a successful business at 17. see! he is good at everything (why are you bringing up gym. that's pointless in the business world. is he not in good enough shape? he is strong despite his skinny stature... so who cares about stamina.-)

he's smart, kind (eye roll), and a hoot to be around!

after azul has 'crafted' his personality to you through subtle gestures (he only does around you), kind gestures (only to you...) and his off handedly brags about his feats and reasons he’d be a great boyfriend (through 'subliminal messaging'

he's going to move onto plan B! where he slowly intagrats himself into your life. mhm.

so when you and grim are looking around for a partner in the first year second year crewel assignment, azul is a kind enough senior to offer his assitan- no there's no catch.

he just thought that you would need all the help you can get- not that you're dumb, but with... azul doesn't even need to finish his sentence before you’re both eyeing grim sashaying his way to the chemicals.

so prefect? what do you say?

oh no, you happen to bump into the table and am falling with the beakers and test tubes? no worries! azul is there to play knight in shining armor and grab you, hoist you up, and protect you from the falling glass that shatters into smithereens on the ground.

yes crewel is yelling at you but see how reliable he is!! not only is he smart and... handsome- but he is a natural protector!-

just dont smile at him like that while you tuck your hair behind your ear- it makes him feel... queasy (that's what they call butterflies azul)

while merpeople are shown to be more touch centric than everyone else. when you accidentally touch Azul's finger when handing over a beaker, azul is lucky that you're on his right side where his long strand of grey hair. effectively blocking your vision of his blush striken face-

NO HE'S NOT ILL- does he look it?” “well… your face is blue-“ (you're so innocent he just wants to strangle you ugh. how utterly adorable) it's just... ridiculously hot in here, dont you think? boy he's parched.

he swiftly makes an exit to the bathroom to get. a. grip. he almost let his carefully crafted charismatic personality slip and show you-… no time to dwell on the past.

something tells him that he shouldn't be leaving you, grim and chemicals alone.

WHY IS JADE FUCKING LEECH AT YOUR TABLE??

THAT NO GOOD-

he was just helping? azul narrows his cerelium eyes at his vice dorm leader. helping with what exactly, jade? the project? …ha yeah right you no good leech.

when you tell azul about how jade was saying he- azul- was just as good at potion making as the benevolent sea witch. azul 'humphs.' why of course he is. as the dorm leader of- ....yes he did have a lot of time to study in his childhood and has been doing stuff like this for a long time. what about it.

azul can't help but feel.. irritated. what else did jade say to you? hmm?

oh.. that was all? clearing his throat, he looks back at jade who is wearing a shit-eatting grin. the eel-mer lowering himself into his seat, eyes looking up as the amber eye catches the light of the potion room. it's that sadistically percerted grin he likes to wear when he's up to no good. having sowed the first seeds of his discord and is waiting for another opportunity to tend to his garden of chaos.

whatever. lets just focus on the assignment. yes prefect he is fine.

azul doesn't like for things to go sideways. he has plan A through Z all thought out and ready to go at any minute. but when a number is added to his perfectly organized letter plans, that's when his knuckles turn white and his nails dent his palms.

the leeches are always there to keep him on his toes. he just thought that he kept his... admiration for you under good enough wraps that his two pesky workers wouldn't find out, not until later when your relationship is closer. but nnooooOOOoo

it was his own fault for underestimating them after all.

but time and time again he has prevailed through such hardships and will continue to best them when they think they can toy with him. and to win, means getting you no matter what those two whisper in your ear, and what they don't.

[alexa-fika]

HELLOOO I SAW UR FANFIC OF RAYLEIGH AND SHAKKY AND I WAS WONDERING IF U COULD DO ANOTHER ONE THANK YOUUU HAVE A GOOOD ONE AND OFC DONT IT IF A YA BUSY

THANK YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE

Tree Escapades (Rayleigh x gn!child!reader x Shakky )

A/N Here we go! I was heavily inspired by @novelbear and used quite a bit of their parent prompts to be able to do this one, of course instead of parents it’s our favorite grandparents : ), also check out my thinking sketch for this, I strive to have everything organized and proffesional

Reader is replaced by Dokusha here, which stands for reader in Japanese

Dividers by @/saradika

“Hahaha! Catch me if you can, Grandpa!” the small child screams joyously, running away from Rayleigh

Rayleigh couldn’t help but chuckle as the child ran away from him, his legs quickly moving as he ran behind the little kid.

“Oh, I don’t think I’ll have any problem doing that little rascal. You’ll get nowhere!”

They only receive a loud laugh in response as they dart away from view

“Dokucha!” he calls, falling after them

“You can’t run off like that, my love, you could get hurt,” he calls out, looking around for the child

"Dokusha, where are you? I know you’re around here; where are you?” he continues to scan the area, his eyes narrowed as he spoke, the expression on his face shifting from amusement to worry as he spots the child slowly climbing up one of the nearby trees

“Woah! Okay! Maybe let’s not do that!” he says, quickening his pace to stand below the tree

They stick their tongue out at him

“Grandpa can’t catch me now!”

Rayleigh couldn’t help but crack up at Dokusha’s attitude; the little child had clearly gotten the spunky personality of his captain.

He rolls his eyes as he activates and envelops his arm with busoshoku Haki and gives the tree a swift hit, causing the child to stumble on their climb

In a last-ditch effort to keep themselves on the tree, they take hold of one of the fruitful branches, only gaining to get a hold of a fruit before the branch caves in under their weight, and they fall straight into the awaiting hands of their grandfather

“Haha…oops?”

Rayleigh chortled as he cradled the child close to his chest, running his hands along their head and checking the child for any injuries

“Haha, you're in enough trouble, Dokusha. What were you thinking?” Rayleigh was trying to seem stern, but he couldn’t stop himself from smiling as he looked at them

They giggle in their grand-fathers arm, glancing at their own arm and the fruit they had pulled down with them and inching it towards their mouth

Rayleigh quickly snatched the hand and fruit from Dokusha's grasp

“Ah-Ah, don’t eat that; you don’t know if these fruits are safe to eat.”

“Boohoo

Rayleigh playfully pinches the child’s nose

“Don’t you boohoo me, little rascal!” they said, throwing the child over his shoulders

They squeal as he does, banging their tiny fists on his back, a string of laughs escaping them as they did

Rayleigh laughed as he felt them pounding on his back as he carried them around

“I’ll have you know, Dokusha.. you're a little troublemaker. But a cute one, though I don’t think Shakky will be very happy with you once she hears of this.”

“No! Don’t tell Grandma!” they whine

“Hmm… maybe, maybe not. If you’re good and promise not to do it, then I won’t tell her, but if you misbehave, I’ll be forced to tell her that my darling Dokusha is a little devil.” a he stops to ‘think’ putting the hand that was not holding the child over his shoulder on his chin pretending to think hard

“ On the other hand, I don’t see any reason not to. You did something stupid and potentially dangerous. Maybe some time-out will change that.”

“Nooo”

“Yep, I have made up my mind. Should have thought twice thinking you could outrun your dear grandpa,” he says, entering the bar, Shakky standing behind the counter, the usual cigarette in her hand

“Looks like you two were having fun.”

“We sure were! Aren’t they just the cutest thing, and they have something to tell you as well, don’t they?”

Rayleigh said, pulling them from his shoulders and placing them on his hip, ignoring how they shook their head

“Don’t tell grandma!”

Rayleigh gave the child a slight squeeze on the side before he sighed and rolled his eyes*

“We have had this conversation. You are not going to get off the hook so easily,” Rayleigh said, crossing his arms and looking at Shakky, who was smiling

“Looks like our little rascal has been having a little too much fun,” Shakky said, taking a drag of her cigarette

“And I would very much like to know what it is that my little grandbabe has been up to.”

“Dokusha was up to no good as usual; I caught them when they decided to climb a tree, and when I stopped her from eating a fruit, they started bawling like a baby, saying, ‘Nooo, don’t tell grandma!’ They’re quite the little rascal, aren’t they?”

“I didn't bawl like a baby!” they protest

“Hmm, really? Could of fooled me,” Rayleigh replied as he looked at the child.

“Dokusha…” begins Shakky

They wince as they hear the stern tone in their grandmother's voice

“Dokusha, we talked about you climbing trees. You can not keep climbing trees; you will hurt yourself,” Shakky says, her tone very stern as she frowns at the little child

“We have also talked about you running off on your own, especially playing your little games without telling us you are playing said games,” she scolds

“Sorry”

“And that is the last time I hear of you misbehaving; we have had this discussion far too many times for you to be still acting out,” she says firmly but with a slight twinge of a smile,

“Are we understood?”

“Yes, Grandma.”

“Oh, and no treats for you.”

“No!”

“Now go wash your hands; dinner is almost ready,” she said as she watched the child glower

Rayleigh chuckled as he put them down, and they stood their ground, pouting with their arms crossed

“Hm? Do I hear a week without treats?”Rayleigh said, cupping his ear

Shakky, catching on, nods her head

“I think I hear it too.”

Rayleigh laughs as the child quickly rushes over to the sink and wash their hands; Shakky can’t help but chuckle along

“I'm washing!”

“Well, aren't they well-behaved?”

Rayleigh nods, still laughing slightly

If only I could write my school essays as easy as I write these…

Taglist:

@imaginarydreams

@amethystviolin

@h0n3y-l3m0n05

[theosconfessions]

if youd like to read the stephens from the beginning you can over here :)

if youd like to read the stephens continued you can over here :)

@ohsosims

blake- thanks for letting me stay over mr. kline!

theo- yeah whatever. just dont need us for like an hour.

river- GROSS

blake-DEFINITELY feel like he cant make it through five minutes. and hes trying to say he can go an hour. like im just saying..maybe back in his day..sure..but now? then again maybe he just catches you now [winks]

river- you think about my dad naked a lot ?

blake- sometimes i get curious about their sex life[shrugs] not like fantasizing. just in general. dustins a lot younger than him. way better looking.

river- did you just call my dad hot?

blake- you look like your dad so in a roundabout way im calling you hot.

river- im honoured. and still kinda grossed out.

blake- im a gross guy. still got these babies though [points to biceps] redeems me. makes up for me being a little bit of a pig. at least thats what all the girls tell me.

river-oh? all of the girls ? who are these girls?

blake- i dont know?kari.cheerleaders. ALL of the cheerleaders. maybe isla before she moved.she was all blake i wish my boyfirend had your muscles. all swooning.

river - youre so full of shit

blake- she did!

river- i have biceps.

blake- lemme see. ooh shit you do.

river- see i may not be a quarterback and be cheating and shit. but i do!

blake- oh just because i play football im cheating? do tell

river- you spend every free period in the gym

blake- boohoo[smirks] ive missed this you know. long few weeks.

river- yeah it um.it was

[terraliensvent]

I feel like some of the people posting these vents fail to realize that the moderation team is human too. They should be allowed to make mistakes here and there without people having a whole mental breakdown and swearing up and down they’re not doing anything. While I understand some frustrations, most of it just sounds like pettiness and throwing a pity party. Oh you’re not a guest artist? Boohoo.

Another thing, it makes sense that people who the mods promoted are their friends humans are full of bias !! Whether we choose to admit it or not, we all will always lean towards our companions. Not trying to be a “white knight” or whatever y’all call it, just saying!

you say you arent trying to whiteknight as you repeat the same lazy defenses consistently made by whiteknights

i always thought the “mods are human” excuse to be exceptionally lazy because you know who else is human? literally everyone on the planet. i dont think that mods should get extra special good boy points just because they are mods and voluntarily manage this niche community. its also really dismissive of you to say “mistakes here and there” when these arent little tweedle dum “oh no i made the site glitch!” type errors. these are large glaring problems that have gone unaddressed for over 10 months, and when members of the community provide constructive criticism, people like you use the “mods are human” excuse to take away any responsibility from them. yeah, theres work to be done, but thats what you sign up for when you volunteer for your role. if you dont want to do the work purely out of motivation to make things better, then youre not fit to be a mod.

making a small mistake isnt the same as ignoring criticism, neglecting to work on things to actually solve problems, and constantly pumping out adopts despite the fact the species, again, does not have lore or trait sheets written anywhere after almost a year.

also yeah, i know it makes sense for them to pick their friends to be mods, but that also means that the people in charge arent getting any new outsider viewpoints on issues, and it creates an incredibly cliquey and unwelcoming community. i would be a little more forgiving if the new mods they take on would actually do work besides instantly posting their customs in their oh so elite staff commissions channel, but so far there is nothing that proves to me that they dont just use the role to exert some hierarchy over everyone else. “im a mod which means im friends with staff” but not “im a mod because i want to fix the big issues here.” have you seen any of the new mods do anything but make adopts and answer the questions that are too trivial for the other mods?

also, this is a vent blog. if people want to complain that only pop artists get to be GAs how is it hurting you.

this mindset of “mods are human so we can never criticize them” is exactly the reason why this species is so godawful, because yall can never stand to suck it up and see some pop artist get critique.

[madisonrooney]

it was embarrassing to do and im still cringing about it but last night after closing at work, they were playing some disney channel playlist and wherever i go came on and i had to ask one of my leads to skip it bc it was triggering for me. i hope they didnt think "oh boohoo amanda is triggered by the finale of hannah montana??," if anyone even knew thats what it was from, and yah the finale was hard enough for me but my abusive friendship was getting bad around the time of the finale and the show was like the last thing i had. i told myself if i was gonna kill myself, which i was considering, i would wait till after the show ended bc i just loved it that much. things just got worse and worse from there. ive RARELY listened to that song in the last 13 years. if it ever comes on in a friends car, i ask them to skip it.

but part of why im embarassed is also bc i often have to tell leads, managers, and coworkers at work i cant handle certain things bc of autism and anxiety and im mostly just expected to suck it up bc i dont have a disability accommodation on file (tho ive been fighting for one for NINE MONTHS) and im afraid they think "oh she cant even handle hearing a song?? what would she do if it came on while we were open? shes not cut out for this" when the truth is if i was in public or whatever i wouldve figured it out, but i figured it wasnt a tall ask for it to be skipped so i figured id go for it.

im probably overthinking it bc maybe only the one lead noticed, its not uncommon for them to skip songs partway through so maybe no one else thought anything of it, and she seemed fine about it. i even told her "hey ik this is a weird request"

but. anyway. im proud of myself for saying something and feel...weirdly confident/valid in knowing that it still triggers me and that i asked her to skip it? like obvs thats not a good thing that it triggers me but i feel like my coworkers have not been taking me seriously lately (probably will rant on that more later) and to be able to be like "uh yah hannah montana actually is very connected to my trauma and when i was suicidal and im not gonna deny it just cuz you think its no more than a kids show" feels validating. not to mention after what went down at el cap a few weeks ago

[emmacreatures]

CAUGHT OFF GUARD

This is a fun inbetween story of Lyle wainfleet and Ter'ran. The combination of the two just screams chaos, and I'm here for it! ENJOY~

Ter'ran had been stuck with the recom group for awhile now.. Due to the untrustworthy energy the man gave, he had a tracker around his neck at all times.. Just in case he decided to sneak out on them. Lyle was told to keep an eye on him, which may not have been the best option. Though, all other recom's had a lot of things to do and since Lyle and Ter'ran had a lot of beef with each other most of the time, lyle almost liked to baby sit the annoying native.. Just to kick his ass when he was able to.

In the meantime, Ka'am and Quaritch had gotten alot of free time together, which did make Lyle a little jealous. Quaritch and him were best friends, always had been in battle, and he was loyal to his leader.. But the sudden blue monkey coming inbetween made him a little tense. He wouldnt be forgotten at all, but it did bother him. For lyle just said at their basecamp, seeing Ka'am and Quaritch just have a serious chat far away so that their conversation couldnt be overheard, Lyle's ears just kind of flattened, glaring just a little bit. Ter'ran, who was leaning against a doorframe, noticed that specific look.. Smirking. "oh i know that look" Ter'ran said, smirking more wide as he looked tricky at Lyle who seemed to give him the side eye. "why dont you just mind your damn business before I'll beat your ass back into the cell again" Lyle said as Ter'ran laughed a bit. "My.. I'm frightened.." He said rather mocking, before jumping onto a table in the room.. Swinging his feet a little bit. Lyle decided to glare big time at the man in a 'dont test me' before Ter'ran hummed.

"well.. its gets boring if i focus on myself all the time, so I like to mind my business with others. Plus, because of y'all i'm stuck here, so you just gotta have to deal with me" Ter'ran said with the biggest grin, seeing Lyle just look away from him, but his neck was tightened. "unless you'd just let me roam freely.. And take my tracker off so you wont have to deal with me all the time" "Forget that Buttercup. You're not leaving us for a damn second" Lyle said threatening, making Ter'ran just smirk at him.. "But really.. I know that look" "Excuse me?" Lyle just started to get more pissed, turning to Ter'ran as ter'ran decided to just walk up to Lyle, lean against the table he was sitting at. "The 'my best friend just got taken away from me' look?.. Trust me I know" Ter'ran said more serious all the sudden, glaring a little into the same direction for Lyle would frown, to see the man seemed slightly pissed too.. But his anger was first ahead of him. "You have no idea what you're even talking about" Lyle sounded threatening again, making Ter'ran scoff a little. "I do big guy. i used to be prioritized.. Sorta, not immensely. But.. Seems things took a turn." Ter'ran said as he turned away from his glance towards Quaritch and ka'am.. Just walking a bit as his tail playfully moved along. "I guess the same happened to you huh" Ter'ran said a bit mocking, making Lyle eventually stand up, with his body rather tense. "I dont get all feelsy if thats what you're trying to achieve. Or if you try a saddening attempt to sympatize or such.. Get lost" Lyle said pissed.

Making Ter'ran laugh hiddenly.. "Oh boohoo.. aint that sad for the big man. You seem a hell of a lot angry" Ter'ran knew he was luring at this point, but he felt like it today.. Worse than usual. He was always a troublemaker, and with a knucklehead, full of testosterone manly man like Lyle, it could only led to worse. "You better shut up before i'll actually woop your ass to the point you're begging for mercy" "Make me" Ter'ran said as he smirked widely. "You're asking for it now." Lyle said as he dropped everything he was holding, tackling the man within seconds as they threw punches at each other for quite a while.. Eventually for Ter'ran got quite some souvenirs from Lyle who had been going rough on him.. Ter'ran just spit out some blood that the punches had caused.. But he just never gave in on being scared of lyle. He just loved this game almost.. After Ter'ran also had given the man quite some bruises and a punch in the face, Lyle ended up pinning the man on the ground, giving him no way to attack him anymore. "you're finally done?" Lyle asked him almost in a dare, for ter'ran just tried to breathe as his nose was bleeding. "no not really.." the man said still with a smirk, making Lyle about to punch him again.. "Why are you actually kind of handsome. I can see why you guys work out now, just to hand out punches to me personally." Ter'ran said as he did feel a bit dizzy, but he never knew to stop.. And lyle was not easy on him.

As soon as he heard the random thrown compliment, Lyle was a bit off guard to say the least, frowning at first before he glared and shook his head, standing up as he grabbed the man at the wrists. "Time out for you. Thats enough" Lyle said as he pulled the man roughly along to throw him in his 'time out' cell.. Closing the door right after dropping the man inside, Ter'ran jusy sat down as he sighed.. Noticing he had quite the bruises from this fight.. He didnt say anything, but a tricky smirk did stick on his face for a second or two as he saw lyle walk off.. Allowing himself to sit on the ground as he just caught more air that he finally could get. Those fights with lyle were quite exhausting, but as the troublemaker as he was.. this was just a fun game for him.

Quaritch and Ka'am returned back from their more private conversation further up, for the colonel noticed Lyle again having some bruises and a nosebleed added to that. "dont tell me you got in a fight again." Quaritch said for Ka'am just listened. "He's in his cell. He was asking for it quite literally" Lyle said before he actually walked off himself.. Still being thrown off by the compliment that Ter'ran gave.. 'what has gotten into him..' Quaritch thought, frowning. He hadnt seen Lyle so off guard in a long while.

A few hours later which had made the day turn into night already.. Ter'ran was just almost sleeping in his cell, still on the same place he sat down, the sudden noise of a door opening made him weary of his environment. Despite he was an asshole at times, he was a fighter of nature in the tribe and he was definitrly able to handle some hits.. Lyle stepped inside of the cell, grabbing Ter'ran at his arm to pull him up.. Pulling him firmly along like a real prisoner after cuffing his hands. "what are you doing?" Ter'ran just asked, making Lyle sound threatening again. "what does it look like. you're coming with me" the man said, taking him to a more secluded area in their base camp. "oh to a new cell?" Ter'ran said a bit mockingly, feeling Lyle was definitrly handling him even more rough than before.. But to his surprise, the room he was taken to this time, wasnt nessesairly a cell.

After being thrown into the room and Lyle locking it up after he got in himself, he turned to Ter'ran. "i dont know what sickening game you're playing. that thing you said.. Why" Lyle said, making Ter'ran arc an eye brow. "Said what.." "Oh you know exactly what I mean. You just said it to throw me off huh." Lyle said, making Ter'ran frown as he thought for a bit.. "I have no idea what you speak off" "Do not. Play with me like this" Lyle said, leaning close to Ter'ran who finally got the hint now.. "Ah. I see.. Didnt know it would have such a huge effect on you.. I dont know. I guess intrusive thoughts won?" Ter'ran said it so casually. "You hit me pretty damn hard against the head; maybe thats why I just said that outloud" Ter'ran said as he saw Lyle literally struggle with the information. "What... Is it the first time someone told you?" Ter'ran said for Lyle glared.. But as a silence hit.. Lyle eventually just continued to talk. "do you even mean it" Lyle asked dead serious, making Ter'ran frown. "what difference would that make?" "Just answer the goddamn question you bastard" Lyle got very forward, making Ter'ran just.. play it tricky. "Honestly. I dont know, havent decided yet" Ter'ran said with quite a big smirk on his face, making Lyle eventually just get him back in the cell.. But he jusy didnt want their conversation to be heard or listened to. And since the cell could record activities.. Lyle just didnt want that.

It didnt take long before Ter'ran was placed back on his cell, sitting comfortably on the ground as his hands were still cuffed, for just watching Lyle be so conflicted made Ter'ran himself just wonder.. It was going to be fun for sure. "I should've said that earlier.." he said in na'vi, grinning for the asshole that he was, liking to see that it completely messed Lyle up. He might not be the smartest of the clan, but his reactions were so clear, and Ter'ran knew this was going to be a fun adventure.

[gothghostiie]

Ghostiie darling can we get some asshole Albert headcanons for the gal's who like their masterminds mean? Xoxox

absolutely bestie

likes to imitate you when you're complaining

"boohoo, cry about it."

literally doesn't care if he's being a dick. he knows he can make up to it if he wants.

all the mean yet affectionate pet names; crybaby, stupid baby - all the good shit honestly

man handling. you might be his partner but he'll still push you out of his goddamn way

tease about everything you do

semi manipulative. not in an abusive way but he likes to play mind games with you

makes sure you know how dumb he thinks you are

also makes sure you know you're inferior to him

"I dont care what you do. but if you touch him I'll castrate him. just saying"

spicy addition:

will degrade the fuck out of you.

huge at humiliation too.

"oh it hurts? too bad I dont care"

mocks you for enjoying the whole thing

[librius]

speaking of customer service today some lady came in like "oh we rescued a baby bunny what do we do boohoo" and i told her like maam thats a wild animal u gotta take it to the wildlife center "but rabbits are domesticated" this one isnt "well where do people get domesticated rabbits" breeders??? "where do breeders get rabbits" maam i dont know but you have to take the bunny to a wildlife center or ull get fined "i guess i just have to kill it then" MAAM??

[sapphire-writes]

Bestie..... beloved.... sweetest of hearts....

Why would you do that? Why would you make me cry? Like legitimately cry? Ugly tears too! Now was that a way to talk to her?! I get his whole spiel, sure, he's an emo pathetic boohoo sniff sniff meow meow. But that was just a hit under the belt.

Ha ha it's just sex, what got your panties up in a twist, i dont understand where all that comes from ha ha.

Oh im so ready to throw hands for her sake. She's got guts of steel bc if that were me I'd be sobbing my eyes out.

And my poor girl now has to SOCIALISE?! AND GO OUT?!

I know she's in that car being all like:

That fucker needs to sweat. He needs to grovel. She needs to STEP ON THAT RATMAN, reclaim the NY city that is her heart from his hot, veiny hand clutches.

Choke him with that devastating chain (he might even enjoy it)

She better text that poor Tyrell boy (can you tell how invested in him i am by the way i definitely care enough to remember his name?) She better meet with him and live her life. If Mr I dont share, don't share, then dont share!

anyways.... 18372/10, amazing chapter. I am normal about it as you can tell, it's whatever..uh.. good writing words i guess. Whatevs

BESTIE HELP THIS TOOK ME OUT 😭😂

poor Reader she really took a hit this chapter, you know I have to throw in some angst!!

Whoremond is about to become Grovelmond real quick DONT you worry 🤭

[energywarning]

Do u have any headcanons for octo girl and alex/4 (or I guess actually canons in octo girls case bc she's your OC lmao)

Yes i do^_^ yeah

already did one for 4 so ill do cherry mostly LOL

Cherry:

She works as a tattoo artist, already said that But !shes like the owner of the shop. Fun fact. Butt the shop is also where she lives anyway.

She is also very difficult to work with. IF u come to her shop w a design already planned and she thinks your design idea is shit she'll probably change it without telling you. And tattoo u her design. Lol... Shes v stubborn.

She slouches over a lot actually. But whenever she talks to someone she makes sure to straighten up her back to appear as tall as she uh. Is...

Music wise she likes... artists like burial, or mellow club house tunes etc. rotund by halal sol for example is a nice one... now for the splatbands that are in the actual game . id say she likes dedf1sh and literally no other bands or djs or whatevrr lol. Her least favorites are all of the others but ESPECIALLY high tide era. She hates taka lol she thinks hes ugly.

She has piercings on her tentacles (when she remembers to put them) she has none on her face because she is scared.

Doesnt like wearing flashy bright colors etc. Baggy ish Layered dark clothings + red accents every now and then cus red is her favorite color.

She hates snark in general she thinks its one of the most useless form of verbal communication known to life. Boohoo you are angry at me well die brother dont try to be funny about it.

Anyway for alex And cherry:

Alex loves hugging people in general... affectionate .she squishes cherry like a plushie lol. Shes fine with it to say the least...

Even after knowing eachother cherry still has a... princely ?impression of alex so sometimes she humors her by going like "oh my beautiful dame want to drink tea at the park. Or whatever" n shit. But cherry actually thinks she very much looks like a prince when she does this so the joke somewhat falls flat.

Alex is a HAHAHHAHHehehe hehe girl cherry is a hah girl. Somewhat

They got w eachother in a very.. anticlimatic way

(alex:*over the phone* hey i think you have feelings for me ! Well youre in luck i love you too lol let us be girled friends n shit

Cherry: WHAT wait how did you know i love you

Alex: well sometimes i have this thing called "common sense"!... Sometimes.

Alex:

Alex: also eight told me

Cherry:(that bitch)

)

Cherry has offered to tattoo her multiple times, even making a few designs herself but alex has always refused so far lol. they do end up getting matching tattoos eventually tho.

Alex: hey would you still love me if i was a worm

Cherry:... that is a trick question is it not. Its one of your weird inkling questions

Alex: nah eight asked the same thing to ripley lol. ..So? :^3

Cherry:(doing 6d chess in her mind)... yes i would-

Alex:YAYYY

Sometimes cherry s back acts up Bad when theyre outside so alex will piggy back or bridal style carry her lol.

Alex draws the two of them sometimes but while its 99% silly drawings like them as the magnet vocaloid girls there is one serious portrait of cherry and she has it framed in her shop (that is also her apartment) lol

They dance together :^) i mean not couple dance tho alex puts on some rave music and they go fucking bonkers. Still a sweet moment

[arthurtaylorlester]

BONUS EP LIVE BLOG

spoilers obviously

warning I get a little heated about calliope

A DREAM OF A THOUSAND CATS LIVEBLOG

starting at 2 minutes in

PAUL DONT YOU FUCKING DARe

HE DROWNED KITTENS

I FUCKING HATE BREEDERS

SHE FUCKING UNDERSTANDS

YEs SLAY GIRL CATS ARE BETTER TAKE OVER HUMANS

ooooh dreams? dreams you say

skeleton vulture go mrrrp

aww poor kittens

siamese you dont deserve this

we love a dedicated cat

THE ARTSTYLE IS SO COOL

cat of dreams?

dream is a wet cat confirmed?

CAT DREAM IS SO COOL

GENDER ENVY OHOHOOHIHJOHI

oh my god eye imagery

i love it everytime

GIANT KITTIES!?

hahahaha cat and man

ooh dream man disciple

WHAT TTHE FFUCK

dreams do change the world

timelines realities this show keeps getting better and better

EAT PAUL EAT PAUL EAT PAUL

ok you should leave instead that makes more sense

i love you siamese i love you siamese i love you siamese i love you siamese i love you siamese i love you siamese

can you tell I like cats

cats are chaotic true

wait

shes hunting yall

THAT WAS EPIC

CALLIOPE LIVEBLOG

mysterious lecturer man talking about writing

who's lady

research?

girl hes uninterested

that was mean

nora aight

what the fuck did you give him nora

nora you like him it's so obvious

girl he isn't writing hes in writers block

mysterious man 2

he reminds me of remus lupin tbh

richard i mean

A YEAR!?

and the thing nora gave him was

a bezoar?

interesting get to the point old man

ooh greek mythos you say?

"ooh calliope is a muse

they summon her

get her trapped like dream

he save her"

<- prediction for the ep

what thhe ffu k

BITCH MR FRY OR QHATEEVR THE FUCK YOuR NAME IS

CALLIOPE PLEASE KICK ONE OF THEM IN THE BALLS

shes hot though, nothing to do with the show, but I'll let her fuck me

FUCK YOU MEN FROM THE SANDMAN TV SERIES BONUS EPISODE "dream of a thousand cats/ calliope" (i hc dream as nb)

richard you need to free her idc about your book

YOU TELL HIM CALLIOPE

BUT WHAT RICHARD

YOU FUCKING KNWO YOU WONT

im a writer i confirm writers are liars

BITVH WHAY RICHARD FUCK YOu

I HATE WHITE MEN LIKE RIXHARD

reddit user too? really?

NOT TWITTER

YOU CANT EXPECT INSPIRATION TO HIT YOY LIKE A BAT YOU NEED TO GO PRY THE INSPIRATION FROM DEATHS COLD HANDS. WHICH DOES NOT MEAN KIDNAPPING AN ANCIENT GREEK GODDESS

if you freed her she wouldve given you inspo immediately

Richard im sorry but your book /=/ someones freedom

ok youre drowning go on break

also no one is forcing you to write a second book just tell them you dont wanna

ok so someone is forcing you to write it

still doesn't put you in the right

free her shell give the goddamn inspo a

NONONONOJONINONO

RICHARD IF YOU FUCKING DARE

I WILL

youre a fictional characters i wont do shit but

NONONONON

calliope you fought back you did well

fucking incel

HEAR HER PRAYER

HEAR HER

hecate!!!!!!

call dream call dream call dream call dream

my favourite white boy rn call him call him

bitch what did yall do to eachother

OJSGJSJDKD

husband?????????

YES

YOU NOTH GOT TRAPPED WHAT

HOPE = DREAM CALLIOPE DO IT DO IT DO UT

jo rowling ?? ew like joke rowling is better

DREAAAAAAM PLEASEEEEE SHOW UP.

also what is it with dream and badly ending relationship with women wno deserve better

RICHARD??? WRITING STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS BITCH YOU RAPED A GOD

i hate him

FEMINIST

YOU ONLY WANT YO FUCK YOU INCEL

WOMEN IN YORU LIFE YOU MEAN THE ONLY ONE IS HELD AGAINST HER WILL

OUR SUCCESS????

shes trapped what are you on ffs

they are people not objects you cunt

oh woc poc boohoo fake rep

escape girl

pause im eating lunch

DREAAAAAM HES HERE

ric getting the authors wrong because hes guilty and only naming women was deserved

glad fry guy got what he deserved

inspire him dream if you dont ill fight you

PUNISH HIM DREAM

DREAM AND CALLIOPE BEING BESTIES IS SOMETHING I NEED NOW

ok but dream what did you do

ooh lingering feelings?

ya are kinda really close

OHOHOOHO DREAM SLAY

your ideas arent evn your fucking own you bitch

60 YEARS!!!!

DREAM KNOWS THAT PAIN

OH IT WAS A DREAM YEAH THAT MAKES SENSE

smile calliope look hot owning him

yOu had A SON

wow divorcees calliope and dream being friends pleasepleasepleaseplease

nora nooooo hes a rapist

CURSE OF IDEAS YES

SLAY MORPHEUS AND CALLIOPE

morphlliope?

calliopheus?

dreamuse

SLAYYYYYYYY

REWRITE IT

yes dream my fav feminist

oh so calliope left dream

what happened

dream growth yesssssss

no dont release him

keep like that forever

fair enough calliope, i get your point

SHAPER OF FORMS???? BITCH ITS MORPHEUS

pathetic little man (derogatory)

pathetic little man (affectionate)

yk who is who

yes who is your son

oh hes dead

dream needs space, i get him

fun fact i changed my tumblr other user for oneiros

hes so cool

CALLIOPE GETS HER HAPPY ENDING :D