#ok a few things..........................

[lunaversedoodles]

ok so @bamsara is to blame for me choosing to try a lamb cosplay (them and me remembering i had a red cloak), they were my intro to cotl. I did referenced many cosplays and fanarts to help guide my hunt and makes and alterations, but this little guy was specifically inspired by this art, so i had to hunt it down (cuz i screenshot it for ref but apparently never liked or reblogged it......wait i think i saw it first on insta.......... 😅 ok that makes more sense)

he was at the bottom of my "to make" priority list, but ended up being one of the first things finished as i had lots of time in various waiting rooms and a dnd session, and this was one of the few projects i could easily take almost anywhere, and i am sooooo happy i made him, i love how he turned out

so thanks Bam, i am enjoying this madness greatly 😁

little lamb doll....

[tsukii0002]

Mc has been down for a few days, the brothers are restless because they don't know what to do

Mc: *sitting on a RAD bench* Hum? *seeing next to them one of their favorite candies*

Mc: *picks it up looking around*

Mammon, Levi, Asmo, Satan, Beel and Belphie are hiding behind a column watching Mc. They have left the candy for them.

Mc: *starts to eat the candy and suddenly tears start to fall*

The brothers: MC!!!! *rushing towards them, almost stumbling*

Mc: !!! Guys????

Beel: Mc are you hurt?

Asmo: What's wrong, honey? What are you worried about? *with tears in hiw eyes*

Belphie: Did someone do something to you?

Satan: If there is something or someone that worries you, we can take care of it *concerned*

Levi: You don't have to tell us, but let us help you.

Mammon: Whatever it is we'll fix it Mc, so….

Brothers: Don't be sad please!!!

Mc: … *begins to laugh while they continue crying* Guys…

Satan: Mc!!

Mc: It's just… I'm just tired and overwhelmed, and these days have been too much for me and I don't know what's wrong with me, I don't know, but I'm sad and discouraged and I don't know why *smiling as they wipes their tears* every day it's getting harder and harder….

Beel: *hugging Mc*

Belphie: *caressing their back* It's alright Mc, it's alright.

Asmo: Let off steam *holding their hands* whatever you need Mc, let off steam.

Levi: It's normal Mc, these days are being horrible!!!! You can't handle everything.

Satan: Besides, you've been carrying too much on your own.

Mammon: Mc *drying their tears gently* we're going to fix it, ok? It's our turn to help you

That night

Lucifer: *arriving with Mc's favorite food and flowers since he had noticed too that they were down*

Mc is sleeping between the twins, and the others beside them, there are traces of candy, movies, games and comforting things all over the room

Lucifer: *smiling* I'm glad they found you first *sitting down next to them* whatever happens you have us here *kissing their forehead*

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Even if you are busy with exams, projects or work, don't forget to rest 🐏

Thanks for reading 🩷

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[zedleaked]

[[Geez Louise!]] WHAT YEAR IS IT? AM I BACK IN THE [21st]??? I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THESE LONG NOSED FREAKS AGAIN SINCE I FOUND OUT THEY HAD NEW THINGS TO SAY LET'S TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE AND TALK ABOUT SPAM AND HIS COWORKERS!

NEW CHAPTER 4 ADDISON INTERACTIONS:

LET'S START WITH THE [NEO] [NEW]: IN CHAPTER 4 THE ADDISONS GET NEW DIALOGUE! EACH TIME YOU REENTER THEIR AREA, THE ADDISONS AT THEIR BOOTH CHANGE! HERE'S A COLLECTION OF THOSE INTERACTIONS.

STARTING WITH: PINK AND ORANGE... WHO COULD THAT PINK FELLA BE POSSIBLY REFERRING TO...

NEXT UP: ORANGE AND YELLOW! I THINK YOU MIGHT WANT TO RECONSIDER THAT ONE, YELLOW. + MISTAKE ME IF I'M WRONG BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE'VE SEEN YELLOW ADDISON'S FRONT SPRITE IN GAME! YOU COULD ONLY FIND THEIR BACK SPRITE BACK IN THE TRASHZONE [WHICH WE WILL TALK ABOUT LATER]

NOW: YELLOW AND BLUE! FUNNY THAT YELLOW IS THE ONE TALKING ABOUT TEA BECAUSE PINK IS THE TEA VENDOR... ALSO BLUE'S DIALOGUE OK MAN.

BLUE AND PINK: THIS ONE IS PROBABLY MY FAVOURITE #HUGYOURSELF IF YOU COULDN'T TELL BY MY SCRIBBLES, THERE ARE A FEW SUBTLE REFERENCES TO SPAMTON/HIS DIALOGUE WHEN YOU SPEAK WITH THE ADDISONS BUT WHATEVER COULD THIS MEAN?! ARE MY KIDS SAFE?! HOW ABOUT WE DIAL IT BACK A LITTLE...

SPAMTON AND HIS "FRIENDS":

THE YEAR IS [2021] DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 JUST CAME OUT, HOW TIME FLIES!!! [[Oh god, it's so far back]]. YOU MEET THIS ODD SPAMTON GUY, AND HE'S SHAPING UP TO BE QUITE THE CHARACTER! YOU ASK HIM ABOUT HIS HISTORY, HIS FRIENDS BUT...

THIS IS ALL HE HAS TO SAY. HE DOESN'T NEED THEM.

ASKING THE ADDISONS ABOUT SPAMTON:

CLEARLY, THE PAST IS FAR, FAR BEHIND HIM. BUT YOU CAN'T HELP BUT BE NOSY [HAHA]. THESE ADDISON FELLAS AROUND TOWN SEEM TO RESEMBLE THE GUY QUITE A BIT, WHY DON'T WE ASK THEM INSTEAD?

...STILL, VAGUE RADIO SILENCE. FOR WHATEVER REASON THEY DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT HIM.

THEY MUST'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER, RIGHT? THERE'S NO WAY THEY DON'T. HECK, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS MANNEQUIN THEY LUG AROUND EVERYWHERE THAT BEARS AN UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE TO SPAMTON? NOT ONLY THAT IT LOOKS MORE AND MORE LIKE HIM THE MORE TIME PASSES DO THEY MISS HIM?

SPAMTON HIMSELF ALSO SEEMS TO REACT TO THE MANNEQUIN, IF YOU TRY TO GO THROUGH WITH HIS DEAL AND HAVE IT ON YOU, HE DOES NOTABLY LESS DAMAGE TO YOU... DOES HE RECOGNISE IT?

NOT ONLY THAT, YOU CAN ATTEMPT TO PUT SPAMTON HIMSELF INSIDE IT, HOWEVER, HE DOESN'T LET IT HAPPEN.

SPAMTON NEO:

SO, WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU PUSH EVERYONE TO THEIR LIMITS? COMPLETELY [FREEZE] EVERYONE WITH YOUR DISPLAY? WELL, WHEN SPAMTON ACHIEVES HIS [NEO] FORM HE SAYS THIS: JUST THE IDEA OF CALLING FOR HELP, CALLING OUT FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT CARE FOR YOU, IT MAKES HIM SICK.

HE TALKS ABOUT MUTTERING YOUR LOST FRIENDS NAMES AT THE BOTTOM OF A DUMPSTER, VERY OBVIOUS PROJECTION... AND IT MATCHES UP WITH WHAT HE SAYS IN HIS INTRODUCTION TOO... HIS FRIENDS ABANDONING HIM [FOR THE SLIME] HIS SALES GOING DOWN THE [DRAIN] LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN.

TRASHZONE EPILOGUE:

...BUT... WHAT IF YOU WANTED... MORE?

HEAD OVER TO YOUR LOCAL [TRASH HEAP] AND FIND...

THE ADDISONS, WILLING TO SHARE ALL THAT THEY KNOW.

SPAMTON WAS AN ADDISON LIKE THEM BACK IN THE DAY, JUST UNFORTUNATE. THERE SEEMS TO BE A LITTLE SYMPATHY THERE, AT LEAST ON YELLOW'S PART.

THEY GATHER HERE AFTER YOUR FIGHT WITH SPAMTON NEO, BY THE WAY. THERE SEEM TO BE NO OTHER TRIGGERS FOR THIS INTERACTION OTHER THAN FIGHTING HIM. HOW DID THEY KNOW? DID YOUR CURIOUS QUERIES ABOUT THEIR OLD CO-WORKER LEAD THEM TO THE GARBAGE TO... REMINISCE?

A BLUE ADDISON REVEALS THAT SPAMTON AND THE REST OF THE ADDISONS WOULD MEET UP AT THE CYBER GRILL [I WISH THIS WAS A PLACE YOU COULD VISIT IN GAME],, SPAMTON WOULD FANTASIZE ABOUT MAKING IT BIG ONE DAY,, THIS SUGGESTS THEY WERE ALL CLOSE AT ONE POINT, HANGING OUT, HAVING FUN...

THE ORANGE ADDISON TALKS ABOUT HOW SPAMTON CONTACTED A CERTAIN SOMEONE. THIS PERSON MUST'VE BEEN GIVING HIM PLENTY OF ADVICE BECAUSE SPAMTON WOULDN'T GET OFF THE PHONE. THIS ALSO SHOWS HOW EVEN THE ADDISONS THEMSELVES SUSPECT THAT THIS PHONE CALL MAY HAVE BEEN SUPERNATURAL

THE PINK ADDISON TALKS ABOUT SPAMTON'S SUDDEN RISE IN SUCCESS, HOW HIS SEEMINGLY EFFORTLESS POPULARITY MADE EVERYONE JEALOUS, TO THE POINT OF LEAVING HIM, NOT VISITING HIM AT THE GRILL BECAUSE WELL... HE'S RICH AND DIDN'T NEED THEM ANYMORE... RIGHT?

THE OTHER YELLOW ADDISON PIPES ON ABOUT ALL OF HIS SUCCESSFUL DEALS- [WHAT IS *HE* DOING THERE]- BUT... EVENTUALLY THOSE ALL SLIPPED THROUGH, ALL CAME CRASHING DOWN ON HIM IN AN INSTANT... ALMOST LIKE WHATEVER WAS HELPING HIM JUST... ABANDONED HIM TOO.

...SPAMTON HAD TO GET EVICTED FROM THE MANSION, THROW AWAY EVERYTHING HE HAD BUILT UP. WHEN ONE OF THE BLUE ADDISONS WENT TO FIND HIM... AND THEY WERE MET WITH WAS A PHONE LEFT OFF IT'S HANDLE... AND WHEN THEY PUT THE PHONE UP TO THEIR EAR... THEY GOT NOTHING BUT GARBAGE NOISE.

SPAMTON AND THE ADDISONS NEVER FAIL TO DESTROY ME, THEY WERE A HUGE PART OF MY ART BACK IN THE DAY. I TRULY BELIEVE THEM ABANDONING SPAMTON OUT OF JEALOUSY WAS THE BEGINNING OF THAT MAN'S UNDOING. THEY COULDN'T EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND THE CONSEQUENCES. THE TOTAL BITTERNESS THAT GREW IN THAT PUPPET AFTER THEIR BETRAYAL, THAT LEAD HIM ON THE PATH TO ABSOLUTE WICKEDNESS. IF HE HAD AT LEAST *ONE* OF THEM TO FALL ONTO AFTER HIS MARKET CRASH MAYBE THINGS WOULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT.

BUT HE MADE TOO MANY ENEMIES.

HIS EGO WAS TOO BIG.

SPAMTON'S FATE:

ONE OF THE LAST TIMES THE ADDISONS DIRECTLY MENTION SPAMTON IS IN THE SPAMTON SWEEPSTAKES, I AM LIKE 90% SURE THIS IS ONE OF THE ADDISONS SPEAKING HERE. THEIR JEALOUSY EXPRESSED AT THE BEGINNING, THEIR WANT TO HAVE WHAT HE HAD... I FEEL THAT'S A CLEAR SIGN AS TO WHO WROTE THIS

THEY SEEM TO HAVE THEIR REASONS TO VOTE FOR EITHER SIDE, CONSIDERING THEMSELVES ONE OF THE DECIDERS OF SPAMTON'S FATE ALONG WITH US. FOR SILENCE, THEY SAY THAT MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE DESERVES THE FAME MORE THAN HIM. FOR FREEDOM, THEY ACKNOWLEDGE THEIR TREATMENT OF SPAMTON...

CONCLUSION:

THE ADDISONS, MUCH LIKE SPAMTON HIMSELF, HAVE PUT THE PAST BEHIND THEM, REFUSING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE MAN AND EVEN IF THEY DO, THEY DIVERT THE CONVERSATION QUICKLY... COMPARED TO TENNA, WHO COPES BY LOUDLY EXPRESSING HIS HATRED, TENNA IS MUCH MORE ATTACHED TO THE PAST THAN THE ADS.

NOWADAYS, THEY SEEM TO BE USING SPAMTON'S OLD PHRASES, AS SHOWN IN THE CHAPTER 4 CASTLE TOWN DIALOGUE... NOW THAT MOST OF THEM HAVE LIKELY MOVED ON FROM HIM, THEY'VE BEEN TRYING TO USE HIS TRICKS IN AN ATTEMPT TO GAIN SUCCESS LIKE HE DID. EVEN TAKING A JOB FOR TENNA.

THESE GUYS MEANT A LOT TO ME WHEN I WAS YOUNGER IT MADE ME JUMP WHEN I SAW THEM IN CHAPTER 4 THE TRAGEDY OF THE ADDISONS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE MY HEART HURT AND REMIND ME OF OLDER TIMES... THANKS FOR READING MY THREAD ABOUT THEM, I HOPE THIS MADE YOU LIKE THEM JUST A LITTLE MORE... <3

[prettydaisygirl]

Ok so I am in love with Fire Chief James Potter rn.

Can I ask for a story where reader tells James that she's pregnant. Maybe she uses the fire station for help.

If not, totally understandable.

I love your stories so much. You are so talented!

okay so I know you literally just submitted this but as soon as I saw it my brain was like OOH so now here we are. I would give anything to have this man's babies, I'm just saying. I hope you enjoy this, my love! <3

firechief!James Potter x fem!reader who tells James she's pregnant with a little help ✿ 532 words

cw: pregnant!reader, James almost has a heart attack, pregnancy announcement, pure fluff

james potter masterlist

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James is in the middle of a routine fire truck inspection when he overhears the call. His blood turns ice cold when someone calls out his address, and then your name. His mind freezes, but his body doesn’t, muscle memory immediately springing him into action. The entire station erupts into chaos, all units called to respond to the scene. 

They don’t let James drive, which is probably a good thing, but he’s the first one out of the truck. It barely comes to a stop before he’s out. He’s panicking, he has no information. And now that he’s here, he assumes the worst.

There are at least a dozen firetrucks and a few police cars and ambulances. There’s an entire crowd of people surrounding the front of his home, and they part for him easily as he steps between them. James isn’t sure why no one is moving. Why is no one doing anything? 

When he reaches the front of the crowd, he sees you. His body, fueled by adrenaline and terror, has him on you instantly. His hands are all over you, his brain jumbled and confused. 

“Are you alright, angel? What’s going on?” His hands cradle your cheeks and when his eyes finally land on your face, you’re grinning. His heart skips a beat, and his panic subsides just a bit. His confusion grows, though. 

“Hi James.” You say, and start giggling like a little girl with a secret. The tension in him shifts, now feeling like he’s out of the loop. That feeling grows when he looks around and everyone is staring at him with wide grins. He’s never felt more singled out in his life. 

“What’s going on?” He whispers, eyes finally returning to yours. You’re beaming, absolutely glowing with happiness, and the emotional whiplash from everything has him reeling. “I thought you were dead, I really did.”

“I’m sorry.” You say, but your smile and the tone of your voice make it obvious that you don’t feel sorry at all. “I just… had something to tell you.” 

“And it had to give me a heart attack?” He asks, a teasing tone to his voice and he runs a hand through his hair. He can still feels his heart calming down. 

“Well, I sort of did it on purpose.” You say, and then. “I’m pregnant.”

James’ heart stops, then speeds up again, arguably just as fast as it was before. “You’re pregnant?”

You nod, giggling excitedly, and show him a sonogram picture. His arms wrap around you, his face blooming into a smile that matches your own. He picks you up and spins you around and the crowd behind the two of you cheers wildly. 

James lowers you down and then places his forehead to yours, and he can’t resist placing a few chaste kisses against your lips. You blink up at him with wet eyes and he feels like he’s soaring, euphoric in a way he’s never felt. 

“I love you.” He says, and a tear catches his thumb when it finally falls from your eyes. 

“I love you too.” You say, and then James is picking you up again to cheer and celebrate with his team. 

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© prettydaisygirl

[petrock-rambles]

Be careful with this - There's nuance involved, and the "Absolutely no bread" signs you see are because a lot of people are too thick to understand nuance. Bread is like a snack food for ducks. It's not healthy, but it is calories, it's tasty, and it's not poisonous. Would you be healthy if somebody only gave you potato chips every day? No, you wouldn't. But a few potato chips once a week is absolutely fine, right? Same for bread and ducks - with the important caveat that if the ducks are city ducks, then there might be multiple people feeding them, so you throwing more snack foods at the ducks isn't the best idea.

If you must feed ducks, of course, you should give them things that are healthier for them - Frozen peas, cracked corn, birdseed, minimally processed oats (Avoid the instant stuff with sweeteners), lettuce, earthworms, aquatic plants, etc. A little bread is OK as a snack or side dish, but try to go for minimally processed whole grain breads. The kind with all of the grains visible. The more grains, the better. That way they still get some nutritional value out of it.

Lastly, remember that any ducks you feed will become dependent on humans for food, if they are not already. For long-established populations of city ducks, this is fine because they're already accustomed to humans, but for migratory ducks this is bad. This means don't feed ducks at your house unless they are yours.

If you must leave food and water out for wild animals, do not let them see you place the food, and don't be repetitive or obvious about it. Placing some food under a bush once is OK when food is scarce, but don't do it every day, and don't do it in the same spot every time. Don't give them the idea that you are a food source. The animals need to think they got lucky once and move on with their natural lives*.

*Speaking of nuance, the exception to this rule is monarch butterflies. Please be obvious and repetitive with planting milkweed for the monarch butterflies. They need it for their annual migration and modern landscaping has decimated the milkweed population. Making your house a regular and reliable stop on their trip will help them.

[igotanidea]

Patterns: Jason Todd x reader

aka: the one when Jason learns a thing or two about family archetypes

***

It was quiet.

Too quiet and he didn’t like it.

Honestly in the back of his head, Jason was half-expecting to see her curled up on the couch, crying her eyes out and binging on Haagen Dazs.

His stupid, completely immature part was almost demanding satisfaction of said view.

Instead there was nothing.

And that was something his mind and conscience couldn’t quite process.

He stepped inside their shared apartment purposefully shutting the door with unnecessary force to get her attention.

All her got was a look from above the book, a little frown, a bookmark put between the pages of whatever she was reading and a quizzical look.

And that fucking deafening silence ringing in his ears and drilling holes in his integrity.

“Y/N.”

“Hi.” She simply said.

“Hi? Seriously?”

“Isn’t that how people greet each other?”

“Y/N!”

“What?”

“Why aren’t you yelling at me?”

“Why?”

“W-why? What do you mean why? Because I’m being an asshole to you! And I’m doing it on purpose just to get a reaction out of you!”

“Uh-huh. I see…”

“Come on!” he was losing his cool. As ironic as it was he was about to unleash hellfire of insults and jerk behavior to see her getting mad, sad, angry… anything but this – this cool exterior and calm face. If she actually would cry – in the way he imagined before – great – then he’ll get a chance to apologize and hold her and tell her he loved her and make up.

This? God damn, weren’t women supposed to be emotional?

They fought last night for god’s sake! Where were those completely-irrational-I’m-hurt-like-hell-and-will-show-you-that-in-any-way-possible-making-you-burn-in-regret moments?!

Maybe someone replaced his Y/N with a cold, overly rational robot?

“Y/N-“ he started again, carefully taking a step towards the couch, almost as if the Red Hood himself was being scared. “Do you remember what happened?”

“WE had an argument.”

Ok, so she didn’t lose her memory either.

“Yes. And – and I said some mean things towards you and – “

“I know. I’ve been there.”

What game was she playing?!

“Aren’t you – well I don’t know – hurt?”

“Oh, I am.” She nodded with a soft smile, acting like a five year old who had just discovered a new flavor of ice cream. “Wait- do you want me to yell at you?”

“YES!”

“Um… okay-“ Y/N tilted her head and raised an eyebrow. “If that’s the problem then I can – “

“Why don’t you want to yell at me?!” Jason finally exclaimed “Why isn’t your blood boiling? Why aren’t you letting your pain out?! Why?” he grabbed her shoulders, and focused his eyes on her face.

God, her face.

A little pale, with enlarged irises and faint redness around the eyelids.

 “Come on, princess, talk to me.” His voice became softer, more considerate.

“Because I don’t want to be like my parents.” She whispered with a heavy sigh, looking down only for a moment, only to raise her gaze back on him with a sad, vulnerable smile.

“Like your-“

“Like my mother and father Jason. They used to exchange words and rough adjectives faster than the speed of light, sparring with contempt like it was a freaking lightsaber. “

“Well I – “ suddenly, a few images from his own “childhood” flashed between his eyes.

“So I don’t want to be like my mother, if I can help it. God forbid me from it. Seriously I’d hate to repeat the pattern of misery, broken relationships and a pile of shit.”

“Oh. I – I mean – “ he was out of words. He should have known better. He should have known he was doing exactly the same thing, getting himself pumped into the circle of his own traumatic past with Wills. And Y/N didn’t deserve this.

At all.

So maybe it was his fault that she decided to just bury the hatchet, suffer on the inside, never showing it outside and –

Now.

Now came the guilt that was causing his stomach to twist.  

“I’m sorry-“ the wetness on his cheeks was not planned but happened nonetheless.

“Hey- Oh no, Jason – don’t- come here-“ Y/N opened her arms and pulled him close, letting him keep the rest of dignity, both pretending he wasn’t shaking from the tears.  “Hush. Hush, it’s okay-“

“It’s not-“

“Shut up, Todd. I said it’s okay.” One swift movement and a light chuckle was enough to prevent him from further arguing on the matter. Hell, he even let out a laugh himself.

“You’re fucking impossible.”

“Mhm. You know, Audrey Hepburn once said – “

“I know what she said about the impossible.” He muttered.

Of course he knew. He read a lot.

“So.”

“So?” he pulled back, wiping his nose with a kindly handed tissue

“I think we made some progress today.”

“You’re not my psychologist –“

“Ah! Careful! I may not be, but I’m smarter and more self-aware and therefore-“

“Y/N-“ he said warningly but now with a  smirk.

“Come on, Jason. Let me have my moment of glory.”

“Only you would turn post-argument-silent-days into a silver lining”

“Bear with me.” She grinned, ruffling his hair. “What did we learn today, little bird?”

“That we are not destined to repeat our ancestors' mistakes?” Jason was proud of himself for drawing the conclusion and awaiting a praise or at least a little gold star sticker.

“Mh.” Y/N muttered, pouting.

“Wait, what-? I thought – Y/N!? Wasn’t that the lesson!?”

“Mh. Not quite.”

“B-but—But—“

“The lesson was to never let a girl suffer alone, but your uptake on thing might pass. I’d say it deserves a C –“

“A C?!”

“Better luck next time?” she teased with an innocent look.

“What if I apologize? Will I get an A then?”

“Depends on the kind of apology.”

“the kind that wouldn’t be allowed in school.”

“Thank god, we’re not students anymore then-“

As the night progressed, being anything but filled with noises coming from arguments, Jason and Y/N realized their relationship took a different turn. Because if they were going to err and lose their way in it, it was going to be on their own terms, learning and growing  together. 

Because they were not doomed to fall into the patterns of a generational-trauma. 

[natsswife]

iris x fem!reader (nsfw, fluff) minors, cishet ppl DNI ill hunt yall down like shauna w mari

she gets the job DONE and managed to get u pregnant dont ask me how i wrote this while ovulating n listening to the giver by chappell, lesbianism is just that magic ok (sorry if theres some errors, english is not my first language and im not using a translator bc im tryna improve my C2 level frfr) cw: pregnancy, suggestive, iris is aware of what she is, my first time posting here im still learning how to put content warning so pls bear w me!!

⋆｡ the most sweetest wife ever, couldn't be more proud to have fulfilled your dream (and hers also)

⋆｡ you think it was impossible at first, after all shes just an AI companion, how can she push science limits just to accomplish one of your dreams right?

⋆｡ but your happiness is everything to her, even if she has to fight god and her own system herself to see you happy having a mini you and hers in your arms she will<3

⋆｡ at first you have to reassure her that you're happy even if she couldn't give you a baby, is not like you will love her less bc of that, you just thought that tiny human that is the living image of you and her is would be beautiful

⋆｡ but yk how is iris, she wont give up that easily so she’ll investigate by herself, searching on her tablet, digging in her own system how or what she can do to change something in her to fulfill your wish

⋆｡ and she DID!! but wont tell u until its done, she maintains daily checks on your cycle and wait until youre on your most fertile days, nd will accompany this be making you lots of drinks that benefit ur system, teas and juices full of vitamins that'll help your ovulation<3 

⋆｡ one night she makes your favorite dinner, you notice she has been more touchy and clingy these few days but you just cant figure what she wants:(!!

⋆｡ probably wants to try something new in bed or similar, and acc it wasn't far away from that!!

⋆｡ that same night she was the one who treated you like a princess, you could tell she was more delicate by the way her hands caressed your hips, how her wet lips kissed your lower stomach down to your pussy, taking her time giving sweet pecks to your clit before inserting her fingers 

⋆｡ she takes her sweet time down there before the real action starts, making you moan and squirt countless times like nothing before, you could swear something has changed in her, its not like she never pleased you like that, but this time was different.

⋆｡ it was the way her hands never stopped caressing your stomach, the way her eyes never left yours while her tongue worked wonders in your pussy, the way she kissed you with lust and love like it was gonna be the last time, like she has a purpose she needs to accomplish 

⋆｡ after that night you decided to just ask her what’s wrong, not like u wanted to complain for making you see stars, the milkyway and god itself in one night, but she was up to something and you needed to know what is it.

⋆｡ and thats how the sudden new left you in pure shock for a bit, u weren angry but rather shocked, how did she manage to hijack her system? was it even possible in the first place?

“dont worry my darling, i found the safest way to make it possible for both of us, arent you happy”

“well… yeah its- im i mean i’m amazed but HOW?”

“subtle changes in my system, i have managed to find a way to change things, it was rather easy since i am a companion model, set to accomplish my partners desires”

⋆｡ and with that the best months of your life came

⋆｡ it was shocking at first, especially when the blood test came out positive, when the first ultrasound showed a cute tiny baby size of pea, you could swear you heard iris sob a little when you heard their heartbeat, knowing there was an actual baby in there with their tiny hands, fingers, heart developing to become the most sweetest thing you both will have in your arms in some months.

⋆｡ as the months pass iris became more protective, she was always helping you with house chores before but now shes the one in charge of everything house-related, wont let u lift a single finger, and is there for anything you need.

⋆｡ will spend whole day if its possible kissing your belly, caressing and giving sweet kisses while talking to your baby, pleading them to move just a little bit so she can feel them

⋆｡ will prepare the most delicious meals full of vitamins to help you prepare for the breastfeeding

⋆｡ you got weirdass craving a 3 a.m but r too scared to go to the kitchen bc 3 a.m is the hour where the devil hangs around with their demons besties in everyone's house? dont worry iris there to prepare your super delicious sandwich which includes strawberry jam and lemon savored chips and why not also fight demons only for you<3 

⋆｡ shes even there when ur pregnancy hormones strikes and make u feel like the most sex deprived women where you only need her tongue licking your pussy and make you cum in 69 different positions till you feel pregnant again, doesn't matter, she will get the job done no matter what<3

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ❀˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ❀˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ❀˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ❀˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ❀˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ❀˚ ༘♡ ｡˚

do not translate w/o permission, copy or use for ai training, train your useless brain instead<3

[alaskan-wallflower]

eyes (2025 redraw)

i’m very glad i finished this lol—i spent quite some time on it—this definitely caters more to me and my personal designs (which i’ll explain under the cut for those who wanna read it) but i had a lot of fun with this :)) im not usually a soft shading/airbrush person and ive never really done it before, so this was a new experience, but im glad i tried something new :) i still prefer hatching tho

here’s a side by side for comparison

i think this is almost an exact year later too? idk i’ll have to check the posting date of the first one lo)

rambling under the cut if you’re interested :)

ponyboy’s is actually my least favorite one 😭 but honestly i think he does actually have grey green eyes rather than just green eyes like some people say. i just think they’re leaning more towards green rather than being completely green. also i know his hair is more ginger than auburn here. but yk what its ok

sodapop with heterochromia!! this one kinda came to me cause i saw a bunch of people talking about how both movie and musical sodapop have creepy blue eyes while in canon soda’s described with warm brown eyes, and i really liked both so !! kinda combined ‘em. also freckles! my guy has a LOT of ‘em

darry…i don’t like how his came out :/ but i think he’s another one whose eyes are more blue than green, although there’s definitely a hint of green if you look closely. if his looks jumbled it’s cause i merged the layers early and closed out of the app and once you do that you can’t undo it and i had to move some stuff around so that’s why some things look off

johnny’s was a lot of fun tbh—i’ve mentioned a few times but i headcanon that johnny has vitiligo. i tried showing that? i dunno if i did a very good job, i used references as best i could and tried to shade it with my utmost effort but idk if it really worked? also his eye scar! i forgot that in my previous drawing of johnny, which i realized after posting it, but i tried to go with the “big and hard to look at” part of it but i don’t think i did a very good job admittedly—

dally!! dally gave me a chance to kinda show myself with this cause i headcanon that dally has albinism (cause i have it and y’know, i wanted to add it for my own self indulgence)—i used myself as reference for this (minus the hair and with a bit of exaggeration to fit my style better) but i really like how his turned out!! i assumed he’d have some facial scarring too tbh from the fights he’s gotten into, and i wanted to add it in.

teo bit—honestly, admittedly, his design is the only one i prefer from the musical over the movie (minus pony) but i also really like the movie/book description, so i figured why not add both aspects? personally i headcanon two big to be half polynesian and half irish, and i kept the ginger hair because i thought it was neat and i like it, so i kept it. i also really like him having stormy grey eyes, and i kind do have my own concept for him that’s easier to draw than describe so i guess if/when i make a lineup for all of the gang it’ll be there.

steve…okay i had a change of heart with steve yesterday lol—an anon came to me about steve with green eyes and i had originally said that personally, i headcanoned steve had brown/black eyes…BUT then i thought about it and was like “why not both?” so boom, hazel. (i also think you cruise has hazel eyes, no? idk) BUT there’s a reason for this. ponyboy originally says he “hates most guys with green eyes” and it kinda made me think like “oh, maybe ponyboy sees steve as one of those guys with green eyes” because he doesn’t like him, but maybe part of both of their character development is go from “steve has green eyes” to “maybe he doesn’t”. it’s more for my own symbolism than anything. oh, also he has a slit eyebrow because he thought it looked tuff and thought it’d look stupid to let it grow back so he just keeps it cut. also rather than “complicated swirls” i kinda think he has big, untamable hair” so i tried displaying that, but thats another thing that’ll look better if i get to drawing a lineup lol

sorry steve’s was so long, i just put a lot of thought into that one far—

also just some little things but ive never really done airbrushing before so this was kinda new (which is prolly why they look kinda ehhhh but yk what it’s okay, i tried something new even tho i didn’t want to so i consider it a win

i dunno, i switch between liking how these turned out and hating them so idk, maybe you guys’ll like them more than me! i think ive been staring at em for too long

[shintaru]

Period comfort with Hyuk Kwon

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Synopsis ~ Hyuk taking care of reader on her period

Tagging ~ @ravenwritten @dzvelinaskebiyars @sylith @sanzuslutttt @zyart-jpg @wthphe1n @prepchii @bfwooin @hyukwwn @kuchisabishiiiii

You’re currently cuddling with your boyfriend taking a nap until your stomach starts to feel like it’s being shredded from the inside out. You try ignoring it thinking that maybe you just ate something bad and have an upset stomach until Hyuk wakes you. “You’re bleeding all over my sheets” he says. You wake up rubbing your eyes. You didn’t fully hear what he said. “Huh why'd you wake me up” you ask yawning.

“This is no time to be yawning, it looks like I murdered someone on my bed” he says. Still not putting two and two together you look at him confused. “You’re bleeding on my blankets” he says again. Finally it clicks and your eye’s immediately grow three times their normal size. “Oh I’m sorry” you say rushing to get up. “I’ll clean it” you say. “No, I'll clean it, do you need anything? You didn’t bring a bag with you when you came over last night so I’m assuming you don’t have anything to take care of that” he replies.

“No I didn’t bring any of my menstrual products” you reply. “I’ll wash these sheets & but you some products go shower and you can wear something from my closet when you get out” he says. You smile happily that he’s being so considerate but still slightly embarrassed you woke up bleeding on his bed. “I get x brand pads/tampons” you say. “Ok I’ll get those” he says. You relax in the shower until you’re all cleaned up. You get dressed in Hyuk’s closet making an unfortunate makeshift pad out of toilet paper.

You honestly could cry, using toilet paper is the worst, almost worse than waking up on your period and your boyfriend saying it looked like a crime scene on his bedsheets. Once you left the bathroom you took the bedsheets out of the dryer making Hyuk’s bed for him. You’re surprised your period came so earlier than last time and Hyuk never remembers. Anytime you tell him he still forgets and claims it’s because he knows you’ll remind him so he doesn’t need to remember.

You get where he’s coming from but it still hurts your feelings. While you reminisce on your experiences with Hyuk he is currently struggling at the supermarket. He can’t find the brand you asked for. He even searched it up on Google and he’s staring at his phone and the aisle stressing cause he can't find it. He knows you and if he doesn’t get it right you’re going to beat him up. So he calls reinforcements “Hey Wooin, what are good menstrual products?” He asks.

“So you like her so much you’re even shopping for her?” Wooin says Hyuk can picture his shit eating grin on his face. He hangs up on Wooin knowing he’s in a time crunch to get you the right products. “Fuck it” he grabs a bag of this, a box of that, a packet of this, a tube of that, and then he heads to the snack aisle dumping whatever into his cart. He gets a suspicious look at the counter by the cashier but he’s looking down at her like “my day is hard enough don’t question my life choices”

He makes his way back home to you with a bag load of stuff showing off his riches and his love for you. If you were anyone else he’s probably tell you fuck off and to get it yourself. He opens the bags, unloading everything onto the living room table. You walk into the living room seeing loads of things. “Did you buy the whole store?!” You ask in shock. “I got a few things I thought you might like” he says. “It’s more than a few Hyuk” you say laughing. He doesn’t respond and you help him unload the bags.

“Hyuk, all of this is nice but where are my pads? I kinda need those” you say. “What do you mean where they are in there unless I forgot them at the store.” He says looking around at the items. “Here he says passing you the box” you take the box smiling until you read the box “ADULT DIAPERS HYUK WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I SHIT ON MYSELF THESE ARE PADS” you shout making him cover his ears. “That’s all that had i swear” he says still covering his ears.

“What else did you buy?” You ask looking at the items. “Nipple bomb?!, SHARTING KIT, A DOUCHE… i'm going to kill you” you say, tackling him down. But he holds up an oversized banana plushie “I got this too” he says and you break down sobbing. “I have nothing to use. I had to use your shorty cheap toilet paper for a pad and you brought me back diapers” you say in between sobs. “Aren’t they the same” he asks. “No they aren’t” you say. “Just wear them, it's not a big deal” he says.

“Since it’s not a big deal you wear them” you say. “Alright I will” he says going into the bathroom coming back out in an adult diaper and your tears start flowing uncontrollably again. “What’s wrong now?” He asks. “Hyuk, that's the scariest thing I’ve ever seen, please take them off,” you say, still sobbing at the sight of your boyfriend in an adult diaper. He finally takes the adult diaper off after deciding to torture you a bit more with it by strutting around and doing model poses. “Alright after the day I’ve had I’m going to sleep and cuddle with me” he says. You follow him to bed and he promises to give you a massage when you wake up.

[darlingdream1010]

Danny’s worst enemy: Gotham Academy pizza club.

It’s so pathetic.

Oh god, I’m so pathetic.

“Yes, yes you are,” Dani assured him, patting his arm helpfully.

Danny groaned and pushed her hand away, reaching for another slice of pizza. “White pie, meat pie, every flavor’s been ruined for me.” He folded the slice and brought it closer to his face, preparing himself to take another disgusting bite.

“Is it really that bad?” Dani, his devil spawn relative who had never worked a day in her life, posed innocently. “You just clean student’s shit and barf up, right? Scrub ‘fuck you’ off the bathroom walls?”

Danny stared into the greasy rivulets running down the pizza tunnel he’d created, watching them creep toward him. “It’s that, and so much worse.”

“Flashback?”

Danny nodded sullenly. “Prepare yourself.”

-

It was the second week at Danny’s terrible pick of a college job, and he’d already had a taste of what was to come. But, he liked the kids and sympathized with their troubled lives. The freshman were his favorite, not innocent but not jaded enough to be wary of him

One in particular bugged him quite often.

“Mr. Danny! You’ll never believe it!” The infamous “Maps” exclaimed, shaking his arm.

Though Danny appreciated her having so much enthusiasm when his job was so boring, the timing wasn’t the best.

“Hi, Maps. You-uh, might want to stop that.”s

The girl looked over and finally saw the disgusting contents of the toilet sloshing dangerously as she moved his arm. She took many steps back, waving a hand over her nose.

“You’re not gonna believe what I saw Danny,” Maps said, suddenly a little less energetic than before.

“Yeah?”

“It was the middle of the night—“

Maps didn’t seem to realize she was saying she’d been up past curfew—

“—when I saw this MASSIVE ghost decked out in knight armor. It was like-DWOOM-and then it pulled out its sword like-SHWING-and then I ran for my life,” Maps ended cheerily, as if she hadn’t just reenacted an extremely hazardous encounter.

Danny fumbled his plunger, but he pretended to not react. “That’s…It’s good to see you’re safe,” he settled on.

“Oh come on, Mr. Danny. You’re the one I tell this stuff because you’re the only one who doesn’t get all worried and pitiful. Don’t worry too much about it anyway, the ghost was gone when I looked back.”

“Uh-huh,” Danny swallowed. Not seeing the ghost didn’t seem like firm evidence that it was gone.

“We—somebody will surely take care of it, I don’t want you to worry one bit Mister Janitor!” Then, in giddy fashion, Maps skipped right out of the bathroom.

Danny—

-

“Wait a second,” Dani interrupted.

“What now?” Danny was sick of being interrupted during his tragic tale of massive inconvenience.

“The ghost was you?” Dani asked skeptically.

“What? No! I don’t terrorize children.”

“Didn’t you say this school was haunted? Aren’t you, like, helping secretly?”

“No,” Danny sputtered.

Dani raised an eyebrow.

“Robin literally goes to that school, he handles anything that gets out of control.”

“And you aren’t helping him at all?”

“…”

“Danny…don’t lie to me, I’ll know if you lie to me.”

“Look, it’s just a few caution: cleaning in process, signs to keep people from seeing his secret identity, ok?”

“Whatever you say, Mr. Hero complex.”

“It’s a fucking sign, Dani. Now don’t interrupt me again, I’m sulking.”

-

Obviously, Danny went to check out the place Maps had described. There were a good deal of things plaguing the academy that were similar, but not quite ghosts. However, Danny still wanted to check it out because of his responsibility towards wayward ghosts.

It was the perfect night, too, as it was the time of week where he was supposed to clean this wing. Armed with his mop and good ol’ signs to keep the unwanted out, Danny crept down the halls.

At first, there was a whole ton of nothing but dusty floors to clean. It was only when he passed a decorative squash that things got strange.

One decorative squash is tasteful for a dark academia style.

Three decorative squashes? Danny was starting to mop his way down the hallway faster.

Ten decorative squashes and a pile of ecto-contaminated soil next to a convenient window for sunlight?

Danny set his mop aside and stalked forward grumpily. “If it’s Overgrowth, I swear to god I’ll—“

“Who’s there?!” A boyish voice called out.

Ah, Robin.

Clearly Danny wasn’t the only one who’d thought tonight was an ideal night for ghost hunting. Even more, he suspected his habit of guarding Robin with precarious sign placement had not helped in the current situation.

Oh well, at he could just go intangible. It was breaking his personal no-ghost-powers on school grounds rule, but alas.

Robin did step around the corner, but six extra pairs of footsteps he hadn't anticipated. And one was a very familiar face.

It was Maps-

-

"IT WAS MAPS!"

"Dani."

"Boom. Guessed it. It was Maps, wasn't it?"

"It was, but you know a guess only counts if you say it before I reveal, right?"

"Yeah. And I did."

"You...whatever, just stop interrupting."

-

-and her crew of mostly friends, all from the 'Pizza Club.' Danny cursed. This little ragtag crew not only fell into trouble often, they also sought it out actively, the rash teenagers. Not like Danny could speak, he supposed.

"Look there! That pile of squash!" Maps made a break for the soil. Danny lunged to stop her, but Robin snatched her by the collar.

“Don’t run straight into danger,” he hissed.

Yes, please don’t.

The girl with silver hair stepped forward. “Don’t worry, I think I’ve got this.” She waved her hand forcefully, eyes closed in concentration.

Danny’s eyes blew to saucers as the pile of pumpkins caught on fire. His hands went up to grip his hair. Fudge…

“WHO HATH DARE RAZE MY PATCH?!” A booming voice yelled into the empty hallway.

Emerging from the flames was indeed a massive, armored ghost like Maps had claimed. Only, it looked a little different from how she’d described. It looked like…

“Frightknight,” Danny groaned.

“Um, we didn’t mean to?” A boy supplied from the back of the group.

“LIES! I WATCHED YOU!”

“Well, um, sorry.”

“SORRY WILL NOT CUT IT!” Frightknight stepped forward, armored hands shaking with rage. “That was my offering, my offering for—kegh—heghck“

Danny lunged forward and gripped the back of his neck, trapping the words in his throat.

Robin took that opportunity to throw a batarang at Frightknight, lodging it in the neck joint of his armor. He whipped around, shooing the others backward.

“It may look like I landed a lethal hit, but this is an odd creature, and it’s unlikely it will die from one—“

“Look! It’s dead!” Maps interrupted, making Robin turn around to face the ghost…which was, in fact, dead.

Danny uncapped his thermos and sucked the ghost into it, sparing a guilty glance at Robin. Sorry, but thanks for the easy opportunity. Alas, the boy couldn’t see his apologetic look anyway.

He’d have to find some way to make it up to his citizen identity.

Maps grinned and faced Robin. “We did it!”

Robin, or should he say Damian, gazed, dumbfounded, at the pile of squash ashes. “I-Yes?”

Danny smiled and shook his head. He hurried out of the hallway, leaving the youths to themselves. Reminds me of the good ol’ days…

-

“Ancients, you’re so sentimental,” Dani complained, rolling her head back.

“My hero days are over, I think I deserve to be a little sentimental.”

“You say that, but you’re literally telling me about your heroics right now.”

“It’s a tale of inconvenience,” Danny argued.

“You’re twenty, your life can’t be that inconvenient. I do more than you in a day-plus, I have to deal with Red Hood and by association, Bruce,” Dani said.

“I’m not saying it’s bad, it’s just inconvenient that I have to do assignments, then go to school again to clean shit and keep Robin out of sight, and then I have to sit in a damn uncomfortable chair and do memoranda and determinations and all that bullshit—“

“What?” Dani looked up at him, confused.

“You wouldn’t get it,” Danny sighed.

[papercranesong]

Hey, I get where you’re coming from 👍 But I was trying to think of a more apt analogy, because autofill and ChatGPT are fundamentally different in the way they’re built and how they work…

Ok, how about this -

So autofill is like walking into a library, handing over the first few words of your sentence and asking the librarian to finish it using the most common phrase in the most-read book.

(Basically asking: “How do people usually finish this thought?”)

ChatGPT is more like walking into the library and saying: “Write me an article on how to build an aeroplane.”

And a very well-read librarian - one who’s read all the books but doesn’t actually understand flight - puts something together. It sounds plausible, and maybe even really helpful. But here’s the thing to be aware of:

They might fabricate details.

They might cite diagrams that don’t exist.

They might give you a plane that looks fine - until it doesn’t fly

I think asking the generative AI for things - basically, prompt engineering - is a real skill in itself, and something I want to get better at.

Whilst also being aware that the plane it builds might not fly all that well… so it’s best to supervise the AI!!

(This is the first time of me road-testing this analogy, feel free to push back on it!)

"I asked Grok.""I asked Chat gpt." ok, well, i asked Sam winchester, and he said,"So get this...

[magikdarkholme]

ooohhh ok hear me out…what abt joaquin and reader at like a arcade or fair and they make a bet on how many tickets/prizes they can win. just fluff galore yknow!!

(ps this is tea—tumblr won’t let me ask on my other acct.😭😭)

— Ringpops and Clawmachines

pairing - Joaqín Torres x fem gf!reader

summary — Joaquin and gf!reader go on an arcade date. Maybe J lets her win, or maybe reader is just better at him (its the latter)

warnings - pure fluff!!!, established relationship,

notes — i forgot i had this in my drafts so im finally posting lolll!!! here you go tea :) hope this is what you wanted bb <3

masterlist

You barely stepped one foot onto the fairgrounds before Joaquín was tugging your hand, eyes sparkling like he was a kid again.

“Arcade first,” he said with mock urgency. “Before the cotton candy coma sets in.”

You laughed, fingers laced tightly with his. “Are you trying to distract me before I destroy you in ticket count again?”

“Destroy me?” he gasped. “Mi amor, you got lucky last time.”

“Lucky? I outscored you in Skee-Ball and beat your sorry butt at air hockey.”

“That was a technical glitch,” he muttered. “The puck had a vendetta.”

You leaned up to kiss his cheek. “Excuses, Torres. Just admit your defeat like a good boyfriend.”

He made a dramatic show of being wounded before shoving a game card into your hand. “Fine. Rematch. Same deal. Winner gets bragging rights and gets to pick the prize we take home.”

You squinted at him. “Loser buys snacks?”

“Obviously.”

You bumped shoulders. “Hope you brought your wallet, flyboy.”

The arcade glowed with neon lights, the air full of the beeps, buzzes, and explosions of pixelated warfare. You and Joaquín hit every game like a mission: Skee-Ball, Whack-a-Mole, hoops, racing sims. He tried to look all serious and tactical, squinting like he was on an actual op—but every time you glanced over, he was grinning.

He absolutely flopped at the claw machine. Again.

“Why is it always this one?” he asked, staring at the stuffed banana plushie that had slipped from the claw’s grip at the last second. “I had it.”

You giggled. “It knew you weren’t ready for the responsibility of banana parenthood.”

He snorted, bumping your hip with his. “One more try.”

He failed. Again.

“Babe, I think the claw hates me.”

“It’s okay,” you teased, wrapping your arms around his waist. “I love you enough for both of us.”

He melted right there, smile softening as he kissed your forehead. “That’s not fair. You can’t say cute things in the middle of my emotional downfall.”

At the basketball hoops, he bounced back. Literally.

He landed every shot with precision, flexing like a goof and mouthing, “Get on my level,” while you booed dramatically and tried to sabotage him with a tickle to the ribs.

At Dance Dance Revolution, it was chaos.

He was all limbs, bouncing to the beat like a man possessed, while you tried to keep up through gasps of laughter. The machine awarded you a “C” and him a “D,” which sparked a very loud (and extremely incorrect) debate about the scoring algorithm.

“Clearly rigged,” he said, hands on his hips.

“You fell off the pad twice.”

“I was giving the crowd a show!”

“No one was watching except that four-year-old eating popcorn.”

“He was watching respectfully.”

Eventually, you both collapsed onto a bench near the prize booth, game cards drained, ticket stacks stuffed in your pockets, sleeves, and your tote bag.

Joaquín slumped beside you, leaning his head against your shoulder.

“Okay,” he murmured. “Tally time. You ready to admit defeat?”

You pulled out your ticket pile and laid it on your lap. “Count 'em, Torres.”

He stared. Then groaned. “Nooo.”

You grinned. “What’s the damage?”

He held up his smaller pile, dramatically tossing a few on the ground. “By like sixty! This is sabotage.”

“You picked the Dance Dance game.”

“And you picked my heart,” he sighed, collapsing sideways across your lap.

You laughed, brushing a hand through his hair. “Nice try, but that’s not getting you out of funnel cake duty.”

“Worth a shot,” he mumbled, turning just enough to kiss your stomach lightly before sitting up again. “Alright, what prize do we want, champ?”

You both ended up choosing a pair of matching plush dogs and some candy rings for the walk home. He made a whole thing out of fake-proposing to you with a ring pop in front of the booth attendant, who gave you both a slow clap and a sarcastic “congrats.”

“Next time, real ring,” Joaquín whispered to you as you walked away, slinging his arm over your shoulders. His voice was soft now, warmer than the summer breeze around you.

Your heart did a whole somersault, but all you said was, “Only if it comes with more cotton candy.”

“Done.”

[yuurei20]

Twst Speech Patterns: Cater ⚠️ Relaxing MyRoom Groovy Below

Cater is one of a few characters who will integrate English-language words into his dialogue, such as "Let's go," "stop," "How to," "bye-bye" and "OK."

Cater will also say "sorena" (which is also what he says when you select him for a battle), and can mean "exactly" / "I know right?" / etc. depending on context.

He will also say "yah-ho," as a kind of playful, casual greeting, and "yoro yoro," a playful, casual, shortened version of the word "yoroshiku" (which doesn't really have an English-language equivalent 💦).

Cater is often calling things cute, which possibly became a verbal tic for him after hearing it so much at home.

Cater will also say "tohoho" as an onomatopoeic expression for feeling resigned/disappointed, with a little bit of light-hearted/comical self pity.

[seaweedmakesart]

ADHD Wade projection

Thanks to @resident-idiot-simp because this post gave me this idea

Wade hates change to say the least. Hates it the most when it’s unexpected.

He had just gotten home from a week long international merc job and was tired. Logan didn’t go with him for once (insert reason here) and he wasn’t here when Wade got home because he was grocery shopping and Al wasn’t home because she was at a bingo game.

He took a shower and walked to his and Logan’s room he took a look at the usually messy room and thought it looked spotless.

Logie must’ve gotten restless. He thought.

He opened their shared closet and without looking, grabbed a pair of clothes. After the changed, he sat down on the bed and looked around.

Something doesn’t feel right. He didn’t mind that the room was cleaner than it usually was, it needed a good cleaning, but something about the room felt off.

His eyes landed on the open closet and his mouth went dry.

Fuck.

—

Logan knew something was wrong the second he heard Wade’s voice on the phone.

It seemed normal except for one thing. Wade’s voice.

“Heyyy Babygirl. I’m home!” It was too happy, almost bordering manic.

“That’s great Wade. I can’t wait too see you. I’m just getting some groceries. Did you want anything?” Logan knew not to press if he wasn’t giving.

“Nope! I was just wondering, did you rearrange my side of the closet?” The last part of the sentence sounded like he was maybe 2 seconds away from killing someone.

“Yeah? I thought you would’ve liked it.” He says. It seemed logical, there was no rhyme or reason to his side of the closet.

“Oh!” Wade seemed to calm down a little. “Okay, for future reference, please don’t do that.” He started laughing.

“Alright. I’m checking out of the store.”

“Cool, when you get home, I’ll be in our room, fixing it. Love you and thank you, but don’t do that again.”

“See you soon,”

—

Logan got home, and he did t hear anything except the vacuum, which was very concerning.

He walked into their room to check for Wade (maybe the vacuum was drowning out Wade’s voice), and the vacuum turned off.

Wade was in there, wearing pjs and over the ear headphones that had music playing from them. The sight itself wasn’t odd, but what was, was the fact Wade was silent. No humming or singing or talking. Logan figured he didn’t even hear Logan walk in. And then he looked at the room around Wade.

—

It must’ve been very shocking for Logan to see the state their room was in after it was so clean when he left.

Shoes where scattered on the floor, both of their clothes where on the bed, hats and costumes from various costumes where on the dresser, the vacuum on the floor next to the closet, which was completely empty save for a few of Logan’s keepsakes from his world. Wade didn’t want to touch them.

“Hey bub…What’s going on?” Logan asked gently.

“Everything needed to get out of the closet.” He frantically tried to explain. “It-It was bothering me- I couldn’t stop myself- it needed to be clean-“

“Hey, hey, hey.” Logan soothed. “Talk to me. I’m not mad. I just want to understand.”

“O-Ok. I just saw the closet, and I don’t know, everything needed to come out.” He says while Logan directs them to the clear spot on the bed.

“Is there a reason why?”

“It wasn’t right. It didn’t look right. It was clean, but I-It didn’t look like our closet.”

“My organizing caused this?” He asked. Wade just nodded.

“I’m sorry Logan.” Wade mumbles.

“No, Wade, I’m sorry. I didn’t know it would cause this much of a problem.” He says, hugging Wade. “I just… needed something to do while you were gone.”

“I’m sorry.”

“No sorries needed bub. How bout we clean up this and you show me how you like it organized?” He suggests.

“Okay.” Wade sighs. “I did a stupid. I feel crazy. Well, crazier than I usually do.” He starts putting away everything.

“It’s fine to have crazy moments.” Logan says. “I’ve seen plenty of yours, and you’ve seen mine. Nothing you could do would scare me off bub.”

[azzie-tangerine]

Ok coming back to this now having actually beaten the boss (also bc this surprisingly blew up??? what). I wanna talk about after the fight too because while it MAY debunk what I said earlier (and- no hate ofc- but I did see a few say so), I actually don't think it does.

So, once you actually beat the boss that you're supposed to lose in, this happens.

Two slashes suddenly appear, knocking out Ralsei and Susie. The Knight shows up by Kris, knocking them out too. Most likely so that the story can continue the same despite you beating the boss.

Who insta-KO'D Susie and Ralsei? Most would assume the Knight within first glance, and if you haven't played Chapter 4 yet, you wouldn't question that. But Ralsei's words sound weird, then. Why would Ralsei ask "How could you" to the Knight? They know the Knight is their enemy. In fact, they know that more than US at this point (again, assuming the mindset one would have if we haven't played Chap 4 yet). Maybe it's out of nativity that someone would be truly evil, but that sounds more like Chapter 1 Ralsei, healing the King. Not Chapter 3 Ralsei.

But the slash appears to be coming from behind the trio. So, who could it be... but Kris. Kris is the one who attacks their friends. This would make Ralsei's words make sense. He is confused as to why they have attacked Susie- or at the very least, is feigning the confusion (they know the entire prophecy. Why wouldn't said prophecy mention Kris and the Knight's relations?)

We don't know 100% if this is the case, but let's just continue on assuming this was Kris. So, Kris attacks their friends to allow the Roaring Knight to continue with its plans. Previous analysis debunked, then? They would choose the Knight over their friends.

Well... I don't blame those who think that why. But here's why I don't think this changes anything. It just reinforces Kris and the Knight's relationship.

This fight- whether you beat the Knight or not- changes nothing about the fact that Kris is allies with the Knight. They are obligated to out of a "promise". They can rebel in small ways, no longer pulling punches when one or both friends are down, but when the fight is over, they are still supposed to be working with the Knight. That's something, at this point of the story, Kris doesn't have the determination to refuse. If Kris were to eventually choose their friends over the Knight like I suspect (and again- I think this is the case), they need to feel secure enough to leave the Knight in the first place. Perhaps the Knight has promised them something. Perhaps it's because they share a history. Perhaps Kris is too scared to. Maybe even a combination of things. But it must be something.

Why, you may ask? Why am I so sure the Knight is forcing the Kris to go along with this, rather than it being 100% their choice?

Let's go back to the scene post beaten Knight. What does the Knight do to Kris?

The Roaring Knight makes Kris kneel.

What's the point of this? Susie and Ralsei are down already. They can't see this. Nobody can, they are either KO'd or asleep. Kris, at this point, could feign damage and pretend to knock out. Or the Knight could actually KO them, at -80 like they would in the fight.

But before they do that, they feel like they have an obligation to make Kris kneel in front of them.

As if to remind them. Remind them that Kris works for the knight. Kneeling is a gesture most often done to subjects towards royalty. It's done to show loyalty. Kris does not kneel on their own. Again, the Knight makes them kneel.

Perhaps the Knight notices Kris stop pulling their punches as their friends get hurt. Perhaps it is only mad that Kris let the fight last that long. Either way, it feels a need to remind Kris to stay in their place.

And Kris allows the Knight to do so. No fight. Remember how much of a fight they give the SOUL in Chapter 4. Kris just allows this to happen. Only then, does the Knight KO Kris and the cutscene continues as it normally would.

Kris is trapped, not just by the SOUL possession. But if they weren't?

They would pick their friends.

Okay while I'm absolutely getting my ass kicked on the Roaring Knight boss trying to actually beat it, I noticed something and I decided to talk about it.

So, in this fight, Kris does the least amount of damage to the Roaring Knight when attacking.

Despite Ralsei, supposedly, having a lower attack stat than Kris, even he's doing more than Kris. But Chapter 4 proves that in some way, they are involved with the Knight in a way. So it's obvious what's going on. They're holding back their punches. And, in a way, so is the Knight. When KO'd, Kris is more often than not set to -80 hp, while Ralsei and Susie are often set to -999. The Knight- whatever it is and how it's related to the Holidays- sees Kris as an ally and someone to not seriously hurt. And vice versa.

Well, except for once condition.

When both Susie and Ralsei are KO'd, and Kris is left standing.

Suddenly, it seems that Kris' attack significantly spikes. Now doing more damage than Susie typically does, who is the strongest one of the trio. Doing more than double the damage they were originally doing to their supposed ally.

The ONLY condition of this damage spike, at least from what I've seen, is when Kris is the only one of the group still able to fight. nothing else.

This tells me a few things. One: that Kris genuinely does care for Ralsei and Susie. Both of these are already proven both before and after this fight, but for Ralsei in particular the evidence was rather limited. It's only Chapter 3 onward (debatable) that they show care for Ralsei, when pre-Chapter 3 there was hesitance. Gesturing to the Ralsei tea. Kris caring for Susie, in comparison, is a lot more obvious thanks to their more frequent moments alone together.

What's more important to me is the second thing this says: That when put in the situation to choose, Kris will prioritize RALSEI and SUSIE'S sake rather than the Knight.

I've been a "Kris is not evil" believer since the start, and I feel like this is evidence for that. While we as the SOUL don't fully know what's going on with Kris, what we do see is Carol and/or the Knight having some type of hold on them. Something about a "promise". They know more than we do, possibly as much as Ralsei knows, and will fight to prevent us from knowing more. And yet, when put in a fight that already shows them holding back, they suddenly stop when they're the last ones protecting their friends.

They may claim otherwise in the future. But actions speak louder than hidden dialogue. If they had to choose between the Knight, someone that you could argue they have a history with, or their new friends?

It's Ralsei and Susie they'd choose.

[meowzfordayz]

when you squirt on their face

Author’s Note: these aren’t necessarily ~realistic, but they sure are spicy. 🥵 My faves (character-wise) may or may not be obvi — you’ll have to excuse my biases. 😆 As w/ all headcanons, these are simply my opinions in this exact moment of writing, and are subject to change depending on the context/my mood! 😉

when you squirt on their face

Hashira x Reader, Muichiro x Reader

Word Count: ~1,300

CW: 18+NSFW, anal, cream!pie, explicit language, Fem!Reader, fivesome, oral, overstimulation, pegging, size difference, squirting, strap-on

Thirst Fulfilled: Hey ✨ could you do how the hashiras would react if y/n squirted in on there face. Yeah I’m crazy why did I think of this 😀🥲. ALL the hashiras I mean. If ok can you also add Yoriichi ? Thank you for your time 🥲✨

~faqs~

Kinda confused at first 😅

Like, Did she just pee on me? Hot

And then Gyomei realizes your thighs are quivering

And also that he can’t breathe very well

Bc you’re cumming, full weight on his face

He’s no longer confused

“That was amazing.” <— he hopes he sounds super sexy 😏

“Pha wa amahmm.” <— what he actually sounds like 🤭

Prepared to be flipped onto your back as soon as you stop shaking

He’s leaking precum at this point, and wants to make sure every drop makes it into your pussy

Almost forgets that he really shouldn’t rush things, bc 9” is not trivial 😶

Until you whimper and he promptly remembers that he always leaves your poor pussy sore and gaping

Thankfully, he has just enough self control to slow down and ease the tip in…

Before giving up and resorting to shallow, needy thrusts, bc fucking hell he needs to be balls deep in you now

If you squirt on Obanai’s face, then prepare to give the man a few mins to process

To clarify: he’s in awe

You can try and offer him a washcloth to wipe himself off, and he’ll simply blank stare you 😳

“Obanai?”

Fuck, her voice sounds so HOT

You shouldn’t have said his name like that 🤪

Bc now he’s grabbing you and plopping you squarely onto his face again

Best believe you’re gonna squirt a 2nd time, maybe even a 3rd

He especially loves when your clit starts to swell

Too sensitive? Too bad! 🤗

You wouldn’t want your man to be dehydrated, riiight?

Besides, he’s strong enough to handle any amount of your squirming 😌

Absolutely DELIGHTED 😍

Also totally wants to swap spots to see if she can do it too

And who wouldn’t want Mitsuri’s thighs wrapped tightly around their head? 🤤

Yeah, Ik, sign me up 😮‍💨

“Wanna taste?”

And like, are you gonna say no? 🤨 When she’s licking you off of her lips?? 😘 And giggling??? 🥹 And also blinking profusely bc it did get quite messy???? 😆

Every day is the best day when you’ve got Mitsuri’s tongue pressing against the roof of your mouth, tickling your teeth, strings of saliva connecting you together, her tits rubbing wet and erotic against your own

She’s a bit of a sloppy kisser

Fucking HOT 🥵

Listen, she’s into it

11/10 would recommend

Except not really, bc why would she recommend you to anyone else? 🤨 You’re taken! 😤 (by her, duh 🙄)

But she also needs to wash her face asap

It’s hot until it’s kinda not 🥴

She’ll absolutely run it back tho once she’s washed her face 😉

At some point her jaw gets tired, but she’s happy to just keep her mouth open and let you grind on her tongue for as long as you can handle it

Ofc, you do your best to return the pleasure, leaning backward to stick your hand between her thighs

“Fuck, babe you’re so wet.”

She moans into your clit as your finger slips easily into her pussy

Talk about dripping — talk about delicious! 🤤

Immediate imagery of you squirting like a squeeze bottle and Kyojuro trying his best to swallow everything comes to mind

Hibachi; iykyk

But that requires a lil too much suspension of disbelief 😂

That being said, he goes a tad feral when you squirt on him 😮‍💨

Will rub his face between your tits, down your stomach, and your thighs to make sure you get all messy too

You’re in for a lonnng night of Kyojuro making you cum over and over, bc fuck it he needs to feel you squirt on him again

He’ll sit you on his face and not let you off until you’ve cum, he’ll fingerfuck you until you’re begging him to slow down, he’ll thrust his cock in as deeply as it goes and press his palm against your lower belly until you’re wailing

Anything to hear you say, “I’m gonna cum, I’m gonna cum, I’m gonna cum, FUUUCK.”

Anything to feel you spasm and shake as you spray his abdomen with your release 🥵

Can’t stop laughing the first time you squirt on him 🥴

It’s like, you’re so fucking incredible and sexy and beautiful, but also WTF just happened?! 🤯

“Did you know you could do that?” 😳 <— he’s flabberghasted

“I meeean, I knew it was a possibility?” 😅 <— you’ve read the Cosmopolitan articles

“Do you think you can do it again?” 😏 <— he’s hopeful

“Do you think you can do it again?” 😏😏 <— nothing like challenging a man with the utmost sheer willpower

And by utmost sheer willpower, I’m talking changing the sheets twice in one night, bc Sanemi can’t seem to stop fucking you

Oh you just came?

Well, you didn’t squirt that time, so time to try again! 😌

Oh you just squirted?

See, he knew you could do it! But consistency is key, so time to go again! 😃

Oh your pussy is sore?

He’s heard anal orgasms are more intense anyway 😵‍💫

Oh you don’t think he can fit in your ass?

Don’t worry, stretching is good for you! 😮‍💨

What in the Water Breathing?????

“Are you okay?”

I mean, Giyuu thinks you look fine (he thinks you look fucking incredible), but you’ve also never done that before

He’s a little concerned 😕

And very turned on

“Love?”

He’s a little more concerned now — you’re just panting and not answering him 😅

“That felt, AMAZING,” you finally manage to gasp 😍

“So we can continue?”

“Yes Giyuu,” you’re teasing him now, “You can put your cock in my pussy.”

He might be blushing, but there’s nothing shy about the rough growl in his throat as he lifts you by your hips and moves you from his head to his waist

“Are you gonna be good for me?” he murmurs, the tip of his cock rubbing wet and swollen between your folds 

“The best,” you drawl, bending forward to swipe your tongue along his dripping cheek, “I just squirted for you, didn’t I?”

“You really are the best,” he mutters, groaning lowly

And then he’s reaching a hand down to guide himself into your pussy, ignoring your breathless Fuck Giyuu, fuck, you’re so fucking big! as he shoves his way in

Sooooo things are either suuuper wet in the Uzui household, orrr you’re suuuper screwed

Bc either multiple of you are squirting, or you’re the only one who can, and in the case of the latter situation, best believe they’re all having their way w/ you, bc how could they not??

Tengen makes you squirt first: something about the way his cock presses thick and heavy against ~that spot builds an incredible pressure, and then suddenly you’re cumming and squirting and poor (lucky? 🤭) Makio gets drenched bc she’s been licking your clit the whole time

And then ofc Hina brings out the strap-on bc she wants you to squirt on her dick too, and Tengen has to move over to your mouth bc Hina’s in charge now! 😌

So you’re choking on Tengen’s cock with your head hanging off the edge of the bed while Hina fucks you, and Suma’s taken Makio’s place bc she really wants to taste you 🤤

Maybe Makio goes to get her strap-on too, bc it’s always fun to peg Tengen as he’s throatfucking you — you make the prettiest sounds when his balls slap your nose

And eventually you squirt again, struggling to remember which way is up and which way is down

Meanwhile Tengen’s thrusting frantically down your throat (he’s the loudest moaner in the room 😆) as Makio fucks his ass, getting closer and closer to cumming and having a srsly tough inner debate w/ himself over whether to have you swallow his cum or to add to the mess and cum on your face and tits (he’s got range 😎)

Suma makes her way to Makio so they can make out and taste you together 🥵, and Hina takes her strap-on off so she can sit on your stomach and masturbate on top of you until she cums too

—Bruh, the logistics of a fivesome are no joke 😵‍💫😂