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jackfrombaskinrobbins · 1 year

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road trip as a teenage avenger headcanons!

type of writing: headcanons / scenario

word count: 1k

request: yes / no

dynamic: avengers x teen!reader (teenage avenger series)

characters: lots ofc but i'd say big emphasis on reader (duh), harley keener, peter parker, miles morales, scott lang, clint barton, bucky barnes, sam wilson, tony stark, happy hogan, natasha romanoff, and bruce banner. more are prob in it but i don't wanna type it all out lol

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it was an annual tradition for the avengers to go on a road trip.

steve always said it was "team bonding". it was honestly kind of fun.

better than the other "team bonding" you did, which mainly consisted of running long distances!!

anyways, they usually would do it soon after you, harley, peter, and miles finished school (also yes im including miles now bc i love him)

tony would come over the intercom while you all were lounging around and tell you to pack your bags.

packing is always a big issue.

let's just say that SOME people are big overpackers...

COUGH scott COUGH

no offense to him but like ppl have had to sit in the trunk before because of him

and he overpacks with stuff that rly doesn’t make sense

like once y’all went to colorado

and he packed snorkeling equipment

and so you were like “scott. seriously?”

and he looked at you with such a serious face

“y/n. what if all the snow melts? then we would be underwater!! i have an extra snorkeling mask too. i was gonna give it to you, but now idk….”

HAHA

bruce overpacks too

but he overpacks in a good way

guys bruce is like the mom on vacation

well him and tony both

you’d think steve would be but he is NOT

like the man doesn’t even wear sunscreen

and then here comes bruce with a tote bag full of snacks

which tony eats half of by the way

smh

the best part of having thor on a trip is that he will ALWAYS pick you up if you’re too tired

like once he had you and peter under both his arms like footballs bc u got tired

and clint was sad bc he was tired too

he tried to get scott to pick him up but scott wasn’t ready and they both fell and they like hit their heads

that was an interesting day

ok so setting the scene again

you, peter, harley, miles, natasha and bruce were in the middle of a very competitive round of uno

like y’all

competitive doesn’t even begin to cover it

anyways you were about to get uno

you put down your card and suddenly

“HEY EVERYBODY” “SHHH you’re being too loud” “ohh sorry HEY EVERYBODY”

you started laughing at the quite obvious blunders of thor and clint in the intercom room

“thor, buddy? you don’t need to be kissing the mic when you speak, alright?”

tony, from another room, always quick with the jabs.

“AH! MY BAD STARK. HAHA! THIS MUST BE BETTER”

natasha just shook her head but you and peter, harley and miles were DYING

“ANYWAYS IT IS ROAD TRIP TIME. EVERYONE PACK UP AND BE IN THE FAMILY ROOM IN TEN MINUTES… what? MY MISTAKE. ONE HOUR. THAT’S RIGHT ONE HOUR.”

with that done, you all got up, groaning.

“uno.” natasha smirked at you, noticing that you only had one card.

“darn it!!!” you said. “well, doesn’t matter now. we have to go anyways.”

“we can always resume it later, y/n :) “

“fine, nat. but i’m going to win this time!! right bruce??”

“well, kid, you know i’m usually on your side, but…”

“aw, come on!!”

ok fast forward.

you were in the family room

aw guys isn’t that cute that they call it a family room

bc ur a family

awwwwww

ok anyway

and here comes scott with his fifty bags

“relax sharpay, we’re not gonna be gone for THAT long”

guys i wanted a cool tony nickname and tbh i just remember vaguely that sharpay had like suitcases on the cover of her movie i never even watched it so i could be wrong but that was my intention

“tony, these are my essentials.”

“scott, why don’t you just shrink that down? like seriously, man.” miles remarked, and you couldn’t help but agree.

“hey, y’know what? that’s a great idea miles!!”

and so he ended up shrinking his luggage

but then he couldn’t find it

oh scott

sigh

anyways tony and happy did a lot of car assignment work

to make sure everyone would get there safely

and your car

was

drum roll please

ok also this was only for the trip there

the trip back would be different

ok the car was

tony, happy, clint and peter

tbh this was not a bad car at all

poor miles and harley were stuck with scott, bucky, sam and steve

natasha and wanda and pietro and thor were the other one

although here’s the issue

guys

tony is a bad driver

but happy didn’t feel like driving

and u were just starting to drive so clint was like “NO WAY do i trust y/n in a car!!!”

that goofy clown fr

so tony was driving

oh and btw y’all were going to the compound

tony told you and you were like

“dude, that’s not a road trip”

and he was like “we’re in the car for more than an hour. it’s a road trip, kid.”

and miles and harley kept texting like theorizing about where u were going

harley said europe

and you were like

harley

anyways ya

so tony is like swerving and speeding everywhere

ok maybe thats dramatic

but happy was holding the little bar

and he was like yelling at tony to slow down

meanwhile clint is just singing along to the music thats BLASTING

and u and peter are ready to accept ur deaths

like u literally texted sam a video of what was happening and he almost called happy to tell him to pull over 😭

sam’s got ur back thats for sure!!

anyways tony pulled into a drive thru

bc he needed coffee

guys hes tony stark he needs stuff like that

and he got u and peter and clint happy meals :D

and clint was so excited like 💀

love him

happy made sure u and peter had ur seatbelts on

he said it was bc he didn’t want to have to explain to midtown why yall didnt come back for the next year 😭

that and “too much paperwork”

smh

anyways tony finally got it together

u and peter decided that he just needed an acoustic song on the radio bc as soon as something more relaxing came on he was a lot better lol

the rest of the drive was pretty alright

i'm gonna do another headcanon set about the avengers actually on vacation but yeah there ya go :)

thats how the road trips work yahoo

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emlovslennon · 8 months

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Ok so for your Paul stuff… y/n has been dating Paul since the cavern club days, now it’s set during get back, and Paul has gotten a lot more dominant….

Good LORD i have been lacking smh. But woohoo ft Paul McCartney for the first time on my account ‼️

Era: 1969

it’s been 8 years since you and Paul have gotten together, you guys met early 1961, back when The Beatles were still performing at the infamous Cavern Club. You showed up to every show and ultimately got the attention of the handsome bassist, after that night, you and him have been pretty much inseparable. At the beginning of your relationship, Paul was very shy, and would let you take the reigns when it came to bedroom activities. But, something changed, to say the least. As the Beatles grew bigger and more popular, the more confident Paul grew. And it wasn’t just an egocentric kinda thing, he started to really push himself when it came to sex as well. Especially now, with how stressed he is with the band seemingly falling apart, even though he doesn’t want to admit it, and obviously you don’t either. And the numerous moments in between when John hit on you when drunk and apologizing in the morning after Paul’s scolding.

“I just don’t understand it, y/n.” Paul sighed, looking at the copious amounts of song writing material on the table. You looked at him, with nothing but sympathy, you know that Paul is truly trying his best and how passionate he is about the band, it truly is exceptional.

“Paul, I promise, everything will be fine.” You say softly, bringing your hands to his shoulders and slowly massage them. You felt him groan as his head laid against your chest. This went on for a minute or so until he turned around and gave you a soft kiss, Paul was always such a passionate lover, he usually was never too rough, even though he sure tried.

“Y/n, I want to try something, I heard it helps with stress, at least, something to do with what John was rambling about earlier, but, I wanted to ask you if you want me to be… rougher, in bed.” You blushed as he explained, you’ve never done that before, but as much stress he’s been dealing with lately, you couldn’t help but not give in to what he wants.

“Of course, we can try. That’s fine with me.” You said, you smiled as Paul’s eyes grew wide and giggled, he honestly didn’t think you’d agree to it. Paul picked up bridal style and took you to the bedroom and threw you on the bed. You pulled yourself up by your elbows to see the look Paul’s eyes change, they looked darker than usual, and filled with lust. Your breath hitched as he slowly unbuttoned his vest and the white button up he had underneath. Today was a very stressful day for him, whether it be him and George bickering or John completing spacing out or having pda with Yoko.

“Strip for me, love.” He demanded. His voice deeper than usual. You immediately got on your knees on the bed and unbuttoned your blue cardigan along with your white top, along with your black, lacy bra you had been wearing. Paul seemed to be impatient as he grabbed your knees and pulled from under them so you fell on your back, as he nearly ripped off your black skirt and panties. This was definitely not the norm for him. He spent no time slipping a finger into you without warning, causing you to arch your back and moan loudly. He immediately shoved a second one in, causing you to gasp, he’s usually very slow in mid movements, but this definitely is different, he’s wasting no time. His fingers always manage to hit your sweet spot as his fingers curled. Causing your legs to shake as you continued to moan.

“Never noticed how needy you are, love. I think I’m gonna need some convincing if you want me to do more than this.” He said, kissing your forehead, although his fingers felt ethereal, you did wish he was actually inside you, especially at such a fast and deep pace he was going.

“P-Paul, please, I need you.” You moaned out shakily, a huge grin painted his face, as he slowly unbuttoned his pants in a excruciatingly slow pace, which made your thighs clench.

“Paul, come on, please I need-“ you stopped dead in your tracks as Paul shoved his entire length into you at one go, causing you to yelp out. Paul gave you no time to adjust, which he usually does, and just immediately started a hard pace.

“Come on, you asked for this, what you get for rushing me.” Paul grunted, you cried out as he hit all the right spots, you have no idea where this type of Paul has been all your life, well, the last 8 years, but you weren’t complaining. You have never felt yourself so close to the edge before, it never came this fast. You could feel the warm feeling in your stomach growing, you felt as if you were a ticking time bomb.

“P-Paul-“ you gasped

“Already? I don’t know, should I let you cum?” He says, in a very breathy tone as he lets out groan after groan. He never made you beg before.

“P-please Paul! Please let me cum, please!” You cried out, Paul spent no time rubbing your clit before you felt the feeling in your stomach snap and you let go all over him. Paul didn’t stop, though. You felt yourself started to get overstimulated, tears started to brim your eyes and the shakiness you were feeling wouldn’t subside.

“I know, I know, I’m almost there, love.” He moaned, after about three more thrusts, he came inside you with a loud groan. Which is probably the hottest thing you’ve ever heard. His long, dark brown hair disheveled, and his face was flushed. He looked so darkly beautiful. He laid next to you and kissed your face all over, no matter how rough he was, he will always be the same boy you fell in love with in Liverpool.

THIS WAS KINDA BAD BUT WE NEEDED PAUL CONTENT IT NEEDED TO HAPPEN

#classic rock #classic rock imagines #george harrison #john lennon #paul mccartney #ringo starr #the beatles #the beatles x reader #60s #paul mccartney x reader

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maidragoste · 2 months

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hello, its your newest nuisance writing to you, but this time...

SPOILERS BELOW IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED YET, DO NOT READDDDD!! I IMPLORE YOU, DO NOT READ!!

....

ok, now that those cautions were taken I hope your day has been well and when you do watch the episode, I hope you I was gonna say find joy, but each episode I become crazier than the last and each episode is either 1/4 good or 3/4 bad.

like Aemond is becoming worse and worse before my eyes, Alicent doesn't even want to go back and is on a religious retreat like some sort of "find myself and meditate" regimen. Rhaenyra is hosting a game show called: "Welcome to the dragon games!! let us see who can claim a dragon and survive!!" Ooooooo!! And she's not even giving a waiver, smh. Like they were told nothing except that they'd possible claim a dragon, like if I left my job/life to die, don't you think I should get a notice?? Also, Ulf is the man he said he was lol.

Jace being man low borns can claim dragons is funny because they have about as much parentage as him lol. They're all bastards like himself, the only difference is those bastards parents didn't have the means to keep them like Rhaenyra did and on most occasions the parents didn't want them so Jace best count his blessings that his mom didn't leave him to the streets and that his grandfather was willing to turn many blind eyes because not everyone had that (Saera we're looking at you sis, because I know you have a multitude of babies running around).

Also, this dragon testing is like in Grey's Anatomy when Meredith and Derek were testing out cure's for tumors like it reminded me of that because in the beginning they had bad results and in the end, they did it and "weeeee, happy ending for alllllll!!" well....except those that died.... Maybe Rhaenyra watches Grey's when she's not kissing everyone on sight??

This episode wasn't bad, but like again, I think it's the writing like whomever is in the writing room needs to stop with the fillers because season 2 was clearly a filler to season 3 where the real events begin, like I get wanting a show to have many seasons, but it should have many seasons if there's cause for it. And I know that Fire and Ice is an unreliable narrator to the plot events so anything could be hypothetically cannon, but like, do we not take ideas from hypotheticals and fill in the gaps? This show is like watching one's own head cannon of events like if that's the case, let me have my turn to write up what's gonna happen next.

But, who am I lol, I'm not a film writer. Welp, thank you again for listening to my rant and you have yourself a marry day.

hey bestie i love reading your opinions of the show episodes. sorry for taking so long to reply i was busy

honestly as an aemond girl and an alicent girl it's painful to watch this season for me 😭😭

you are so right about the Rhaenyra thing. not only did she not give them any direction but she also wouldn't let them leave which is an idiotic move because she was supposed to be looking for a rider for silverwing too ☠️☠️

About Jacaerys in my opinion he is right to be angry and i understand his point of view. i really liked the scene of him facing Rhaenyra. But I admit that at the same time I have mixed feelings because in the book he is the one who comes up with the idea of the dragon seeds

I didn't watch Grey's Anatomy so I don't know what you're talking about lol

The episode was good but I feel like this was a season of transition and as you say instead of following any of the hypotheses of the book the writers are doing what they want 😭😭

I hope you're okay anon, thanks for writing to me 🥰💖

#lu speaks #hotd s2 #hotd spoilers #hotd season 2 #hotd #rhaenyra targaryen #jacaerys velaryon #thanks anon!#thanks for the ask!#ask me anything #anon <3 #anon ask

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writers-ex · 2 years

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for the anon's bday next week-

enjoy!

lia x yeji x gf!reader

warnings: eating out of, mistress lia, sub!yeji, disappointed in you for not keeping it in your skirt smh, fucking machine and strap

"lia i can explain?!" letting out a cry you're pushed to the bed as lia shakes her head with a disappointed look. yeji stands behind her, head down ashamed at herself.

"explain- explain what? that you promised we could all have birthday sex together but you just had to borrow the subbiest one of us an hour before i was coming back with your gifts to begin because you couldn't control yourself!"

"but lia its my-"

"no buts! the only butt you'll get is yours spanked for being naughty. as punishment i won't be touching either of you at all. you'll have to make do with the 'pussy pleaser' shaking behind me." before you could protest more one look from lia and you closed your mouth shut. you nod and lia shoves yeji to you, on her knees yeji looks up at you with tearful eyes as you give her a sad smile. "now if you manage to make her cum twice kitten maybe i'll reconsider my offer for the 'birthday girl' only." yeji bites her lip, already she was eagerly waiting to be touched by her mistress also but want you to have your special day she nods and spreads your legs while slowly taking off your bottoms.

"yeji...its ok we can play with each other i don't mind it was my fault you can't get pleasured too."

"no...i knew what i was doing plus its your day my love, let kitten make you feel good once again and then mistress can have her turn with you." kissing your now bare thigh you shiver as the kisses get closer to your cunt. "please? let me do this for you." biting back a moan you give yeji the ok as she positions her face near your pussy, giving it one kiss before diving in.

as lia watches your face twitch with excitement she gets up and starts to get your 'gifts' hearing your moans all the way from the living room. when she comes back she finds your chest rising up and down with yeji's eyes closed dripping from your cum.

"how many times?"

"twice mistress." you let out a weak groan agreeing with her words, lia bends over to stroke your cheek with a sad smile.

"its such a shame you had to be so disobedient, at least yeji will get to cum with you using my fucking machine. the birthday girl gets a special strap all just today." yeji walks over to the corner of the room to grab the machine while you lift your head up a bit and see the large pink thing with a bow and pats her lap. "come over kitten and let's give our girlfriend her gift hmm~?"

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forbidding-souda · 2 years

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Hii! I'm sorry yo bother You, can You please do "Yasuke with a S/o that has TDAH"? :D

Matsuda Yasuke with a S/O who has ADHD

my husband picked this one bc i couldn't decide which one to do next

i have an advisor meeting tomorrow so we get to see if i can get a teaching credential while at this school rn or if i have to wait until afterwards smh

-Mod Souda

❤ He noticed your behavior habits quickly and was able to identify them. He didn't comment on it at first.

❤ He did have to bite his tongue when it came to not commenting on certain things like whenever you'd interrupt him or when you'd lose concentration whenever he talked about something he likes.

❤ ^ When you annoy him with these things he always pinches your cheek.

❤ You watch him chew out other students but he's never had that negative energy when it came to you. You always worry about irritating him too much, and you worry about accidentally pushing him away because of it.

❤ Sometimes he'll sit down and let you ramble while he works. He likes to noisy air, plus listening to you talk gives him butterflies.

❤ You have very strong opinions about a lot of things, which he thinks is funny, until you disagree with him on something and then he'll passionately debate you (yet still hardly see your side).

❤ You'll have to have tough skin to be able to date him because he has a dry, insulting-type sense of humor. His conversations are filled with: "if you say so...", "uhm, okay...", "i guess?", and passive-aggressive things like that.

❤ You get to play with his hair whenever he's sitting down (he's most likely reading). He'll also lay on your lap as you sit up in bed.

❤ He'll let you mess with the buttons on his shirts, even on school grounds in classrooms, and then glare at people if they do a ?????.

❤ He kisses your forehead a lot, which includes grabbing the back of your head in a less gentle way than you'd hope he would.

❤ His romantic gestures are usually aggressive because he doesn't consider being on lovely-dovey.

❤ You forgetting certain details about things he's mentioned before drives him insane but he doesn't mind re-explaining things.

❤ Sometimes he'll give you directions like "can you grab that for me" and he'll watch you stare directly at it, but not realize that that is what he is talking about.

❤ ^ "I don't know where it is, I can't find it"

❤ "Ok."

❤ There have been many conversations about the same topic, that go the same way, but neither of you really care. He doesn't mind hearing stories he's already heard before and you don't mind telling them again (which comes you forgetting you even told it before).

❤ He is always impressed by your skills in multi-tasking because that's not something the average person is even capable of doing, and certainly not him either.

❤ He'll force you to play chess with him because he wants to see what your mind can do.

❤ He makes you do a lot of activities for this point ^ he is really interesting in your brain. He hasn't met a lot of people like you.

❤ So he'll observe you a lot. You hardly notice, but when you do you just smile at it, a bit flattered that he watches you with such love in his eyes.

#yasuke matsuda x reader #danganronpa #x reader

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amphitriteswife · 1 year

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Another snv Poseidon x Amphitrite post

Poseidon is a bottom Because i say so also excuse my shitty writing. 🥲 this made me cringe so hard smh.

Warning ⚠️: spicy 🌶️ 😈

‘Amphitrite?’ Poseidon asked entering their shared chamers. He looked around for his girlfriend but she wasn’t in their room. Poseidon sighed and sat on their bed. He pulled out his phone to text Amphitrite.

~ the text ~

Poseidon Amphy❤️

Help im stuck

Wdym?

I can’t pass this level

You suck

Well atleast i don’t have

Daddy issues

Today

Amphitrite.

We need to talk ASAP

Why? I’m busy.

Why are you being

So distant?

I’m just telling you.

Poseidon sighed again. She had been distant for some time now. When she came back she headed straight to their room, she always laughed at her phone and even texted or called people late at night. ‘Is she cheating on me?’ He mumbled to himself.

CRASH

Poseidon whipped his head to the door. ‘Hi’ amphitrite said. ‘What the hell was that?’ ‘That was me.’ Poseidon looked at her indifferent. ‘So what do you want?’ ‘Are you cheating on me?’ ‘What’ Poseidon now stood up and lifted Amphitrite up bridel style. Amphitrite just looked at him confused. Poseidon doesn’t do affection, especially not with lower class. ‘Are you feeling alright?’ Poseidon looked at Amphitrite with confused eyes. ‘Yes…why do you ask?’ ‘You and caring are not a match.’ Poseidon sighed and put her down on the bed. ‘Answer my question.’ ‘No, i am not cheating on you…..but I would like to.’ ‘What?’ ‘Just kidding’ Poseidon sat besides her.

‘Amphitrite….’ Poseidon started. ‘Hm?…’ ‘i’m sorry.’ ‘Ok….?’ ‘Let’s smash.’ ‘Eyo?’ Poseidon looked at Amphitrite while she just stared back at him. ‘Did you really just say that?’ Amphitrite asked. ‘Yes.’ ‘What have you been sniffing dawg.’ Poseidon just looked at her with a scowl. ‘I don’t do drugs.’ ‘Oh…’ There was a akward silence between the two. ‘You can do it with someone else?….’ Poseidon furrowed his brows. ‘No. I want you.’ Boi aint noway bruh.’ ‘Plz just one chance.’ Amphitrite looked at Poseidon with a bewildering gaze. ‘This dude is on crack’ she thought to herself. ‘Why? This is all so sudden.’ Amphitrite said still confused with the way Poseidon was acting. Poseidon just looked at her. He can’t tell her that he had been dreaming about them doing the devils tango 😈. He still remembers it vividly, the way she looked at him. The way her body moved against his. He wanted her so bad. ( me too Poseidon. Me too) Poseidon gently pushed her down on the bed. ‘Will you do this with me?’ He asked her while placing his hands on each side of her head. ‘Please?..’ He asked with a bit of shame.

Amphitrite had already noticed the hints of pink on his cheeks. She gently put her arms around his neck and pushed him down until their lips connected. Amphitrite opened one eye to peek if he was alright. ‘He seems kinda shy…..cute ❤️’ Amphitrite had seen his brows furrowed. Dispite being quite the womanizer he was still shy when it came to her. Amphitrite moved away from the kiss. ‘Amphitrite…’ Poseidon said a bit breathless from the kiss. ‘Alright. I’ll do it. But I won’t be yours, Lord Poseidon.’ ‘Wha-’ He couldn’t even finish his sentence before he was flipped over by Amphitrite who was now sitting on top of him. ‘ you will be mine.’ The poor man became even more red than he already was. ‘I think you like this.’ Amphitrite said with a smile while gentle kissing him once again. ‘Amphitrite…’ Poseidon moaned as he put his hand on her hips. Poseidon felt his pants get tight. Amphitrite noticed it too and started grinding on him. ‘ ah….Amphitrite…’ Poseidon closed his eyes and turned his head away in shame. Amphitrite had already begun unbuttoning his shirt and sucking on his neck. He shouldn’t be submitting to her but damn this felt good. ‘Whats wrong? Are you chickening out?’ Amphitrite asked him with a smirk. ‘Stop teasing me.’ He said with a bit of a pout. ‘Awww…. Too bad so sad.’ Amphitrite smiled at him while she tossed his shirt away. Poseidon felt himself shiver as she roamed her hand on his body. ‘No woman had made me feel this way before…’ he told Amphitrite with a blush. ‘Really? That’s interesting.’ ‘Please touch me more….’ ‘Wow, you’re really desperate huh?’ Poseidon looked away in shame again. Gosh if the other gods knew how he acted they would laugh at him. But having Amphitrite, the woman he wanted so badly on top of him felt so…right. ‘Alright. Let’s move on to the real thing.’ Amphitrite said pulling down his pants. ‘It’s quite big. Maybe that’s why you’re popular woth the ladies. Amphitrite said while stroking him. ‘ don’t say that when we are having a moment please…’ ‘Why not?’ Amphitrite said while gently licking the glockglock3000. ( i know this sounds weird but saying the private parts makes me cringe 😬) ‘I don’t want to think about them. I want to focus on you.’ ‘That’s a first.’ ‘Hey….don’t say it like that.’ Poseidon said pouting. ‘This position is feels wrong’ he said a bit uncomfortable. ‘You were fine with it before.’ ‘ i know… but now that we’re really doing….it…’ Amphitrite knew what he meant and was okay with the suggestion switching to another position.

‘This better?’ Amphitrite said now looking at him. ‘I thought we would have another position… not me being tied to the bed.’ ‘You look cute this way. Can i take a pic?’ ‘Fine…if someone else sees or has it im going to kill you, got it?’ Poseidon said struggling against the ropes. Amphitrite gently got on the bed again. Poseidon looked at the thing in her hand. ‘Whats that?’ ‘ it’s a kind of balm that makes you sensitive’ ‘it won’t hurt right?’ ‘I hope not.’ Amphitrite said applying it to his chest and bawlz. It tingles…’ Poseidon said as he struggled against the topes again. ‘If it hurts you just have ti tell me and we’ll stop alright? ‘Yeah…’ Amphitrite kissed him once again to distract him from the discomfort of the balm. She gently rubbed her tongue against his lower lip. Ofcourse Poseidon denied so she gently grazed her fingers over his chest wich made him gasp. She took that opportunity to slide her tongue into his mouth. Amphitrite parted the kiss with a string of saliva still connecting the two. Poseidon moved his head forward to make out with her again. ‘Are you really that into me?’ Amphitrite said with a brow raised. Amphitrite broke the kiss again wich earned a little whine from Poseidon. ‘Let’s spice things up!’ Amphitrite said with a smile across her face. ‘Uh oh.’ Poseidon said looking at the toy in Amphitrite’s hand. Amphitrite gently put the vibrator against his balls while she put his cock in her mounth. ‘Holy fuck…..’ poseidon breathed out while struggling against the ropes. Amphitrite hummed wich made Poseidon buck his hips. Amphitrite then slowly made her way up to the tip where she gently sucked on it before releasing it with a little ‘plop’. Poseidon let out a breathy sigh. ‘Please…please touch me’ he pleaded. ‘I don’t feel like it.’ Poseidon let out a cry of frustration. ‘ you’ve teased me enough!’ ‘True…but seeing you like this is so much fun.’ ‘Please fuck me…’ ‘Alright, i’ll take mercy on you.’ Amphitrite gently removed the topes from his hands. ‘I’ll be nice so you can choose a position.’ Poseidon gently pushed her down so while she wrapped her legs around his waist. ‘Not like this’ Poseidon grapped her lags and put them on his shoulder. ‘Do you know how many nights i’ve been dreaming about you in this position? There never went a night by where I couldn’t think of you..Do you give me consent, my dear? ‘Yes’

~ the next day~

Poseidon gently opened his eyes. ‘Where’s Amphitrite?’ He thought as he couldn’t find his lover besides him. ‘Took you long enough, sleepy head.’ Poseidon looked at the door. ‘Amphitrite..’ He said with a little smile. ‘Get ready, we have a meeting.’ ‘Yes amphitrite’ ‘I already picked out an outfit.’ ‘Amphitrite?’ ‘Yes?’ ‘Let’s do that again some time’

#snv poseidon #record of ragnorak #shuumatsu no valkyrie #snv Amphitrite #Poseidon x Amphitrite

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khaleesiofalicante · 2 years

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I was doing chores and reading and discussing with myself about this chapter. My family thinks I'm crazy, but they don't understand this pain and angst😔

ALSO LOOK, I LOVE MY BABES SO MUCH. I AM NOT TAKING SIDES BECAUSE THEY BOTH HAD REASONS AND THEY BOTH FUCKED UP AND ITS NOT FAIR TO BLAME IT ALL ON SOMEONE

But at the same time... Max, honey, love... What the actual fuck??

Not me vibing with TS and singing as if someone broke my heart when I'm just thinking about them lmaoo

“Where is your wedding ring?” David asked.

Max didn’t turn around. “I lost it. I’m sorry.”

Fucketty fuck😭

Me reading that Max texted her everyday and he had so many photos with her and other pics: 🙂IS THIS BITCH FOR REAL???

Also the contrast of David on the flashbacks feeling so much and thinking a lot about Max and about how much he needs him, and in the present we are devoid of that and we just see him acting... Wow

“You are being mean,” Max said quietly. YOU LITERALLY STOPPED TALKING FOR MONTHS WTF?? Sorry, I am angry at these idiots

For a hot sec I forgot Max couldn't have children. I'm sorry babe😬

Love me when all the characters on a story are so fucking ✨complex✨

Yeah, yeah, Mallory is crazy. What's new?

Words poured out so fast that he could barely see his fingers moving.

But not as fast as the tears running down his cheek.

Damn, he asked for the divorce after this, right?

Dani I drew the line with hurting my boys!! AJ and Lance are off limits 😭😭 although I am kinda obsessed with Mavid being amazing parents 🥺

"I want to be one cheering you on. I want to be waiting for you at the end of the line. I want to be the man Anjali Rosales loves. That’s my flex and I’m freaking proud of it.”Rafael Santiago Lightwood-Bane, I fucking love you so much 😭😭 get yourself a man like Rafael and nothing less than him!!!

Also not him planning the perfect date and thinking of everything but the kids😂

Apologize to Lance right now!! I feel like a mother saying this omfg

You know? All of this could have been avoided if Mina was here to give Max a smack on the head smh😯

“Because when he went away last time, everything went bad.” MY BABY😭😭 TOO MUCH LANCE ANGST FOR A DAY!!!

I don't know why this hit so hard. Why does Lance think Max doesn't like him?? And if the way Max looks at David is hate, I can only imagine what love looked like...

Jaden istg I am trying to dislike you and you keep doing all this wholesome things, it's getting hard😭

Oh, he saw that video Lance took of Max carrying them all huh??

“Darling, what is it?” Jaden asked.

David closed his eyes.

I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.

David opened them.

“What?” Jaden chuckled.

“Do you love me?” David asked.

This feels as if he is fading from reality and going back to one where Max didn't say that and he is the one saying "I love you" here. There's something about this scene and the way you wrote it. I can't explain it but I am amazed by it.

"Will you say it?” David asked. “I’d like to hear it.”

Jaden pressed a kiss against his jaw. “I love you.”

“Again.”

“I love you,” Jaden smiled. “I love you so much.”

David smiled. “Good.”

I don't think he wanted Jaden to say it... Also ha! He doesn't say it thrice!!

I didn't know it was going to be in parts?? So excited to read next part and 100% ready to get my heart broken!!!

Omg I just wanted to put some thoughts in here and I accidentally made a reaction to this chapter. Funny what the mind can do lol

Not so fun fact: I ended up with an injured finger while I was running away from my father who wanted to tickle me (I'm just really easy to tickle and he knows it and uses it at his advantage everytime ok?!) and I just sat on the floor trying to get the bleeding to stop while I was reading this chapter, so you could say I have read IALS while both emotionally and physically in pain ;)

Me reading your analysis like

#also hope your finger is okay x #IALS

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sketchguk · 5 months

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Hi this is jungkook au anon and OMG I'M SO EMBARRASSED THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE YOUR FIC 😭 but I swear the one I was talking about is atleast a few years old , and it has like three parts ! What I talked about happens in the first part and in the second part she goes on a date with jungkook and tae keeps calling her and I'm pretty sure the name of the fic is cherry !!!! But you know what ..... Maybe I'm getting both your fic and that fic mixed up??? Like I'm sure the trope is the same though😭😭😭😭

I've sent my headcanon to you separately because the ask is too long!!! It's okay if you don't wanna post that . I get that you might not want such a long ask on your page!!! So you can read that and answer under this one!

My main head canon for this au actually comes wayyyyyy after their establishd. And it's based on Ethan and Harper from white lotus S2!!! I won't bore you incase you have seen it! But if not then lmk and I'll tell youuuu. It's SOOO JUICY !

omg no it's okay, don't be embarrassed !! that's hilarious how the plots are so similar 🤣 i tried to look up the fic, but nothing came up !! :-( I've never seen white lotus !! do you recommend it? :0 i love juicy drama

Sorry about that!!! It's honesty soo embarrassing 😭 if you still wanna hear about my headcanons ... I have small ones like when kook hangs out with her , it doesn't start as date like he just asks to hang out . And then they hang out over and over , and then kook fixes her necklace or something and kisses her! And he asks if he can take her on a date . But she's like .... Not really interested in anything serious so she says that and that she'd like to do casual stuff though. But he says no 😭

AHH jungkook doesn't wanna do casual because he wants the real thing. all or nothing 😭 he can't settle for a situationship when he wants so much more hhh. we stan a boy who's just so smitten 💛 mc needs to give him a chance please please please

After that they stay friends and mc keeps thinking about him and how nice he is .. Once she hangs out with her girlfriends and gets WASTED and she was making out with some guy lolll. ofcourse jungkook is around at the same party and when she's having even more drinks with her friends, he's like, okay that's enough for tonight and he takes her to her flat.

SHE'S MAKING OUT WITH ANOTHER GUY? RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM??? and he still offers to take care of her and bring her home safely klasjdkl. put me in a casket right NOW TT. i would literally never recover from something like that. jungkook is so much stronger than me . why do we love to torture our characters? LOL

Kook appears a bit upset And at this point mc is sloshed so she tries to like sit really close to him hugging hys arm . And she asks why he's acting like the grinch and he's pretty tipsy too so he's like " those guys kissing you smh. Like it probably doesn't even mean anything to them and that's so frustrating because it were me, it would mean everything to me lol" .

he is seriously so sweet........ how can she not want him 😭😭 i would instantly fold. i love that he's more upset with the guys and not with mc. that's how a gentleman should be :')

Obviously mc gets soooo soft and is like, Kiss me then . But kook reallyyyyyy wants to buy he says he can't because she's drunk! And tomorrow she'll go back to not caring and he will feel terrible. But she'll be like, no I don't care I want you to keep kissing me and be my bf!!! But jungkook is afraid she's saying that because she's drunk. So he says ok, If that's true then come find me in the morning and ask again? And she's like OK!!! I'll do it definitely! And Jung kook in his heart desperately hopes she will 😔 but she keeps puckering her lips dramatically and begs for just one kiss, and jungkook pecks her once and is like "happy??" But then immediately he kisses her again very briefly 😔 and he gets up quickly and leaves lol. But before closing the door he's like "see you tomorrow?" And it feels like there's so much hope in his eyes.

I'm squealing so HARD. kicking my feet, punching the air ❗❗ nobody deserves a happy ending more than jungkook. the way that he refuses to kiss her, but ends up relenting 🥲 they don't make men like him anymore. i love him dearly, i love him SO MUCH

The next day!!!! MC sees him and the way jungkkok looks at her makes me feel both terrible and soooo shy because he looks so nervous but also hopeful. And she starts with saying "Sorry about last night ...." And immediately kook thinks she's saying it was just a stupid drunk blabbering, so he's like "It's ok really I get it , we're good ahaha" but then mc is like NO!!!! I'm sorry about getting drunk and forcing you to take me home and for being annoying and asking for kisses! I do wanna date you!!" And that's how it happens 😭😭😭

RAHHHH . jungkook is so cute :-( we all deserve a man like him in our life hakldjakl. do you think jungkook ever gets jealous or insecure considering he initially liked mc more and was more serious about a relationship?? meanwhile she only wanted something casual? surely she shows more affection as their relationship develops, but maybe those feelings of insecurity creep up on him :'( especially because he's so devoted to her aha

if white lotus is anything like you described, i am SEATED. thank you for telling me your head canons omg <333 i'll remember this jungkook fondly <33

#ask #anon

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zhongrin · 5 months

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ikr :"D literally whenever tomato: they jump the chance to poke fun /aff

i mean uncle wrio is undeniably an attractive person and i bet his lil fangies make his smirk all the more handsome hehe (oh and his silvery blue eyes too, they shine just like pools of diamonds whenever he sees you and you can probably see his pupils dilating just for you like a puppy mweeheh)

EHHEHEHE once again, i will say that uncle wrio's fangies are probably the first thing you notice when he smiles or smirks at you mom? ohhh, yk what else would be cute? if he had a chuckle to go with it. im not surprised that uncle haitham would have a naturally smug look everytime he's right smh (and it pisses cyno off too ngl, the grumpy baby),,and then of course dad's smirk looks mysterious to me? i mean especially if he's doing it behind a fan with his amber eyes glowing like fireflies

"how to scare the shit out of people 20XX" in a nutshell AKFDKJFD (the number of times i probably tied some kind of ribbon to dad's horns when he wasn't looking), but yea i bet it's chilly up there even though it is a convenient method of travel :"D

fKSJKSKKSJF honestly i'm open to trying anything sweet because i'm the kind of person who'll probably make a face at something bitter eheheh

OOOO yk i can see that for all of you! i think it suits your personalities and aesthetics really well hehe (ngl i kind of wanna like. have a teaparty over at the cottage im currently residing in hehe). but as for my three, i love royal milk tea and it's the kind you can get at the japanese market. bedo likes anything floral like jasmine or rose since it helps with his concentration and stress. cyno? he likes anything i make, so i usually just go with chamomile since he's tired after a long day of mahamatra duties. then with lyney, and i quote, "as long as it's sweet~" tighnari is like cyno, anything herbal heehehehe

tryna steal kisses out of me smh

okay im done rambling that was a lot holy crap fdskfdslkj

yesyes you understand me, very very handsome.... mischievous pupper fr (๑﹏๑//) ohhh i am so weak for him

handsome face + lilted smirk + fang peeking out + icy blue eyes gleaming = CRITICAL HIT. I'M ON MY KNEES. I'M SOBBING CRYING.

ah yes the al haitham and cyno experience. why did we bring them to this specific hang out again? /j i can see cyno trying to annoy him back by dishing out all the dad jokes hahahah

zhongli in-game model smirking lives rent free in my head always..... how does a man get to be this handsome..... he really pulled no stops when he built that mortal vessel..... oughhhh

"there's a dragon in the sky" "ok grandpa it's time for bed" -> random npcs that caught a glimpse of us lmao

time to add syrups and milk to that cup of coffee then hsldfjklsdf

A TEAPARTY AT A COTTAGE!!!! that sounds so cute ;w; ohhh very interesting. i approve of bedo's taste. floral teas are so good... i need to restock that rose french vanilla when i go back home.... lyney and violet going "as long as it's sweet" lmaoooo

#rin answers #rin is having tea with: violet 💛#rin selfships #zhongwrinth

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sekceesimps · 4 years

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Genshin Impact Men Jealousy HCs

head cannons for when someone flirts with their darling. very slight nsfw and umm spoilers about Zhongli’s identity?

Characters: Kaeya, Zhongli, Xiao, Childe, and Scaramouche

a/n Hey everyone, thank you so much for all the support you have shown towards our blog! We were planning to publish A Rose Made of Chains Ch 6, but I have really been struggling with stress and depression recently. To make up for that, I have written some Genshin Impact HCs and want to share (I’ve never written for Genshin before so don’t bully me lmao). Let us know if you enjoy and would like a part 2 for the women (tell us if I forgot any characters, I just wrote who I simp for the most), anyways send in requests please (it’s taking some time for me to do them, but I promise I started quite a few)! Again, I’m really sorry for the inconsistent upload schedule. I’ll try not to let it happen again, I’ve just been having a really bad two weeks and Valentine’s day did not help LMAO.

Sincerely Coffee

Kaeya 🧎‍♀️

- No one flirts with you as much as Kaeya does. Seriously, this man does not even try to hide how attracted he is to you. Which is why you don’t think he likes you in that way.

- He’s a flirty guy so you just brush it off, even though everyone tells you how in love he is with you. This man doesn’t flirt with anyone as much as he flirts with you, but you hardly notice.

- All of his buttered words and light touches work to his favor though because people seldom flirt with you, just assuming that you’re already taken.

- You guys aren’t even dating, but everyone assumes as much. It doesn’t help when he tells practically everyone that you’re his darling. Plus you two spend almost every moment together due to work and how close you are.

- Makes a big show of his affection. You two could just be walking around on a patrol or something and he’ll sling his arm around your shoulder or wrap a hand around your waist and pull you close to his side.

- Eye fucks you all the time. How do you not notice?? He’s always looking at you and taking in your appearance. He finds you very attractive, ok.

- Calls you a lot of pet names. Some to make you laugh, some to make you blush, and some that he genuinely really likes (darling and love are his favorites and he casually calls you that in front of the knights which makes your heart just spasm)

- He really likes taking you out to drink wine (or something non-alcoholic if you’re not into that). Especially if it’s just you two having a nice private dinner under the stars. Genuinely, he views these as dates, but your dense ass thinks he’s just being nice.

- Has definitely jokingly asked if you wanted to kiss him during these dates. You don’t really understand what he’s trying to do so you always politely decline. Makes him a little upset, but he’ll disguise it with a laugh and continue to enjoy his night with you.

- Sometimes he gets you cute gifts such as sweets or roses (unless you don’t like flowers like my co-author Tea ~smh she’s so picky~) which starts to clue you in a little on his seriousness about dating you. This man melts if you gift him a fine bottle of wine or a set of artifacts.

- He’s fallen in love so hard with you and is not really sure how to process it. Just pushes through with the only way he knows how, being playful and highlighting his commitment issues (which he is trying to fix as he realizes this might be something you’re not into)

- You work together (whether that be as an adventurer or fellow knight) which makes the cavalry captain really happy. He enjoys spending a lot of time with you. He also insists on going with you for any solo missions. Also takes you with him for basically any quest.

- He’s so clingy and wants you to spend as much time as possible with him. Kind of annoys you when he follows you around like a puppy, but he’s really cute so you just suck it up. Also, he absolutely loves training with you, it’s never serious but sometimes he gets the chance to shoot off some more witty one liners at you (~cOoL iT~)

- If he notices that you’re not too receptive to his advances, then he withdraws for a bit. That is until he starts anew with a fresh wave of flirtatious greetings and new date ideas. Doesn’t really want to overwhelm you and is fairly respectful with his advances after more and more failed attempts of asking you to be his S/O.

- While most people get the message that you’re taken, although not yet officially, and really like the two of you together, there are still others who don’t see the appeal of you and Kaeya

- *cough* Diluc *cough*

- Now Diluc still cares a lot about Kaeya, despite the tension, but he just doesn’t think you two are a good match. He’s aware of Kaeya’s commitment issues and doesn’t want that to hurt you.

- He also likes you, so if you’re into him then might as well shoot his shot, right.

- Now Kaeya is usually a pretty laid back and cool guy. That is until it comes to Diluc, especially if he’s getting too close to someone who he’s been putting a lot of effort and time into courting.

- He does not react well to his adoptive brother flirting with you. You would expect someone as level headed as him to keep that jealousy in right? Well, Kaeya does little to curb or hide it.

- When he sees the fiery haired man by your side, Kaeya is quick to break it up. Comes to your side to drag you with him or has someone pull Diluc away for “business”

- If yours and Diluc’s interactions continue then Kaeya will continue to get more and more annoyed. If he sees Diluc actively trying to flirt with you then that’s going to be the last straw for him.

- Watching your eyes twinkle up at his brother and not at him, as Diluc asks if you’d like to talk more over dinner at his tavern, fuels Kaeya on. He quickly approaches the two of you and pulls you into him as he grips your face and locks his lips with yours. You’ll be pretty shocked and won’t really kiss back at first but you’ll eventually return the gesture and make an uncomfortable scene in the middle of Mondstadt. He hopes that this has shown you how seriously he’s into you, because Kaeya does not get jealous over anyone.

- This experience has honestly been a good push for him to prove how much he loves you. At this point, Diluc has left (he was sort of planning on this to happen?) and Kaeya feels comfortable enough to tell you how he feels about you. Decides that he really likes the way your lips feel and makes a mental note to assault you with kisses more often.

- Jealous Kaeya is uncommon, but he doesn’t try to hide it if he is seriously jealous. While he’s working to make that more healthy by telling you, it usually just manifests itself in him acting more inappropriate with you around the person. Not that you’re really complaining, his more possessive actions where he is showing you off in front of others asserts the fact that you are together even more.

Zhongli (with a Harbinger reader cause I’m trash for those fics)

- So you and Zhongli have an interesting dynamic. You’re probably going to be a harbinger and that’s mostly why you’re not too shocked when he tells you later on in your relationship that he’s Rex Lapis. Like, he’s just too sexy to not be a God. Also, he is not as slick as he thinks he is. I’m sorry babe, no one else is that obsessed with ancient Liyue culture.

- No one really gets your relationship. People think you’re trying to exploit him and others think he’s playing you. They’re all wrong though. The two of you love and care for the other deeply.

- You’re also the only one genuinely interested in how much he talks about Liyue and the past. Let him dork out, please, it's so cute.

- He’s a fairly serious person and very proper around you in public. That being said, he really loves interlocking his fingers with yours and holding your hand at work or on dates outside.

- When you’re behind closed doors he’s much more affectionate. Really likes holding you or leaving kisses across your face and neck. Also loosens up quite a bit with you, he’s much more relaxed and cracks a few jokes with you.

- Also you have so much mora. That’s what happens when you’re one of the most terrifying leaders of the Fatui I guess. He never has to worry about forgetting the currency with you around. Still spoils you though as he’s quite the gentleman (he really likes seeing you beam at him when he gives you gifts)

- Doesn’t mind your job. He encourages how independent you are and how passionate you are about your work. He’s willing to overlook the things you do, due to how much love he holds for you.

- Seriously, Zhongli has never felt this way for anyone, at least not for a long long time. Which is why he strongly dislikes it when others think that they can get between you two.

- He knows he’s an attractive person (come on he’s literally a God) and he’s very secure about the strength of your relationship. Although sometimes he gets a little worried you’ll leave him if you reflect on your mortality. Manz is terrified you’ll want someone who won’t outlive you. You’re always reassuring him that this isn’t going to happen. I swear you’re so amazing to him, he SWOONS when you’re being comforting.

- Of course there are always idiots thinking that they have a chance with you. He doesn’t get jealous, but he gets incredibly annoyed. Also more of his dragon like traits will show up if he decides to confront the mortal. He usually doesn’t get that upset though. USUALLY.

- One of the best scenarios of a more aggressive Zhongli is when he sees you and your colleagues together. He knows that you would never want to pursue a romantic relationship with any of your fellow harbingers. He doesn’t mind the presence of some of the more quiet harbingers like Scaramouche.

- He really dislikes when you gush over your days working with Tartaglia though. He wouldn’t mind if it was just you talking about your work, but when he has to see the two of you, just pure annoyance and this gross nagging feeling in his head.

- Low key will diss Childe to you and tell you about his more embarrassing moments.

- This annoyance will be more obvious when you take him out to work with you. Whenever you bring him to work lunches or dinners with your friend, it always seems like your man is on guard. To be fair, he really is and is incredibly annoyed with the way Childe acts around you.

- Tries sending the message to Childe that you’re already taken (literally everyone knows you’re together, but Childe wants to see how much he can push the archon, also he finds you really attractive and wants to see if you’d go for him). This might start with some more touching and clinginess, but he’s relatively passive about showing his dominance at first.

- If Childe is still stuck to your side, then Zhongli will start being more possessive and rude to the auburn haired man. Definitely does not make it obvious to you though.

- “Say, sweetheart, you look absolutely stunning today,” Childe remarks as he brings your hand to his lips with his shit eating grin pointed towards your boyfriend. Little comments about how amazing you are start to add up throughout the dinner and Zhongli can’t help but notice the way Childe eyes you up all night. He’ll put his arm around your shoulders protectively as a response.

- “If you don’t mind, Zhongli, could you step out for a bit. I have some business I’d like to discuss with Y/N” he continues and revels in the way Zhongli’s cool composure slowly breaks apart.

- Of course he has to comply, he doesn’t want to notify you that something is off. When he comes back and you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom is when Zhongli can finally address it head on.

- Doesn’t even take that much effort if he’s being honest. Your boyfriend just leans towards Childe and whispers a few select threats to the harbinger. He has this dark look in his amber eyes all the while. Childe definitely gets the message after that.

- When you come back from the bathroom you’ll notice the more sinister atmosphere and try to lighten it up. Your boyfriend has a much more calm aura now though.

- Jealous Zhongli is so rare, but when it does happen, he will be too embarrassed to notify you of it. The person who was flirting with you though? Oh they’re going to be pissing themselves after incurring the wrath of the geo archon. While he doesn’t physically harm them, the threats are more than enough to keep them from flirting with you again.

- He also thinks he’s being sly about hiding his jealousy when in all honestly the truth comes out with his more possessive and domineering attitude that seeps into your sex life. You aren’t complaining though, clingy rock man sexy.

Xiao (please come home 👁👄👁)

- Listen, Xiao has been alive for a really long time. Time is honestly irrelevant to him at this point. Then you come along and change all of that.

- If you’re nice to him in a way in which you don’t smother him then he will appreciate that so much. Manz won’t say anything though because he needs to pretend to hate everyone.

- That being said, He will be absolutely head over heels in love with you and far too anxious to ever say something about it. You’re finally a reason for him to enjoy the moment and he doesn’t want to ruin that if you don’t reciprocate his feelings. Always punches himself for being cold to you when he really just wants the two of you to talk longer.

- Low key follows you around Liyue. You’re going to the harbor to talk to some friends? Well he has business there anyways. He just really likes being around you ok. His excuses are kinda weak though.

- Fawns over everything you do. Seriously, you can just breathe in his direction and he would be smitten. Would NEVER show it though.

- If you make him some almond tofu, he is so beyond thankful. He tries to make it, but in his eyes, your cooking is even better than that of master chefs in Liyue.

-Taking the time out of your day to talk to him is something this adeptus swoons over. If you innocently brush your hands over his when you two are talking on the balcony at the inn, oh boy, he gets so flustered. He is touch starved and that little affection you give genuinely makes his entire day.

- He gets really upset and possessive whenever you leave Liyue and head to Mondstadt for whatever reason. He doesn’t want to say anything though because he finds you precious and doesn’t want to restrict your freedoms.

- Xiao is so worried and paces around the balcony of the Wagshu Inn whenever you’re gone. If you leave Liyue he won’t follow, he has his duties here, but he wishes he could go with you. You always tend to make it back pretty fast though. You don’t want to worry him, and truth be told, you’ve fallen hard for the adeptus.

- This one time, he sensed your presence back in Liyue after a month-long quest he decided to come and greet you as a surprise. When he came down to the ground floor of the inn though, he saw you with a blue haired man. He seemed very close to you and was making you smile and laugh with a hand inching towards your hips

- Normally, when he sees your beaming grin his heart would melt, but seeing this cheeky bastard try to lay a hand on the person that held his heart. Yes, you were his, he decided in that moment, as he went towards you to break your conversation apart.

- He’s also terrified that this new man could be your new boyfriend, but he doesn’t want to entertain the thought, as it sends pangs of such sorrow through him.

- Finally makes up his mind to march over to you when he sees the man tuck a strand of your hair behind your ear and hears compliments flowing out of his mouth about how beautiful and amazing you are. Definitely won’t let this insignificant knight steal what belongs to him.

- When you see him come over, you’re pleasantly surprised. He doesn’t often come around mortals, preferring his isolation at the top of the inn. What really surprises you though is the way he comes right between you and Kaeya with a strange glint in his eyes

- He normally won’t even touch you, but he’s quick to assert his possessive aura and cautiously wrap his arm around your waist, not quite connecting you two though, wanting your permission. Which you give as you lean towards him.

- You won’t see but he’s going to be giving the most deathly glares at Kaeya. Kaeya will actually die a little inside, your man is a terrifying slayer of demons ok cut him some slack.

- “Hey Kaeya, this is Xiao. Xiao, this is my friend, Kaeya. He’s heading back to Mondstadt after helping me with this quest!” you announce as you and Kaeya share knowing looks. You definitely didn’t talk about your love for the adeptus for hours on end during your quest.

- After your goodbyes with your friend, Xiao looks at you and asks what Kaeya is to you. Which you respond to before he leans closer into you and nuzzles his face into your neck as he tells you how he felt about the two of you speaking and how he felt like he lost you.

- Feels a little stupid for getting scared someone could take you away from him.

- His confession paired with his warm actions just truly melt your heart as you also confess your own love to him. Moments where he’s affectionate are rare, but after ordeals like this they’ll be more common.

- Overall jealous Xiao is only semi-rare, very touchy, and absolutely terrifying. Only to the other person though, he’s always soft to you. He’s secure in knowing that you love him as much as he adores you. Definitely shows you that after he takes care of the person imposing on what is his. (wink wonk)

Childe (Tar-tar-taglia)

- Childe is just not a serious person. Your whole “relationship” is built around that carefree nature of his.

- When I say “relationship”, Childe is too immature to actually put a label on what you two are. You two meet up, have some good times, then go your separate ways, before he reaches out to you and the cycle starts again.

- I mean, you guys have a lot of fun together. His nonchalance and ease in lightening the mood allow for incredible days (and nights). Which is why it doesn’t really surprise you when you find yourself falling for him.

- He has this certain charm even when he’s doing even the most mundane things. In the mornings, when he wakes up first, he’ll be up preparing breakfast or getting dressed, you can’t help but stare at him. He’s so attractive, and he knows it too with his cheeky grins and teasing attitude.

- He’s really touchy with you. Likes pulling you onto his lap during work or coming up behind you and pushing his hips towards you when you’re doing something.

- He always has a hand on you whenever you’re together. He’s either holding your hand, tugging you close to him, or just straight out teasing you.

- He really likes kissing you. Not even in a sexual context, he just likes being next to you and showering your face in kisses. Teasing kisses around your neck and jaw though, he lives for your expressions when he does that.

- He often jokes that you’d be a fool to fall in love with him, which you hesitantly laugh at. Don’t worry, he says this as a distraction from the fact that he’s also fallen for your patient mannerisms and the way you’re able to put up with him.

- He calls you babe or doll a lot. In his heart, he knows it’s for real couples, but he doesn’t want to make it weird between you two by asking you out. He really likes your late night rendezvous and your aura that somehow matches his perfectly.

- He doesn’t get upset when people flirt with you. Yes, he really likes you, but he also knows that he didn’t put a label on the two of you. Plus, you’re hot, of course people are going to flirt with you. He might even join in and help make you flustered.

- If you’re actually uncomfortable by the person flirting with you, then Childe is quick to chase (kill) them off. Hey, he may be an evil harbinger, but he’s noble enough to sense your discomfort.

- He doesn’t really care about people flirting with or getting too touchy with you, again, he knows he has no right to be upset with that. Is kind of upset when he sees people eyeing you up, but he doesn’t say anything to you.

- He does take quick notice when you get more distance from him. He knows the two of you are, unconventional, to say the least, but he wants to keep you close to him, emotionally at least.

- You’ll probably be aware of your love for the Snezhnayan which is why you’re pulling away. You know that being with him in the way you want probably won’t happen, with how much responsibility he has and just the nature of your relationship.

- This prompts you to hang around the docks of Liyue more and talk with people from far away. It’s where you meet Beidou (happy late birthday, queen) and her crew.

- What used to be lunches where Childe would pop in to, turned into afternoons spent learning about Beidou and her time across the seas.

- He’s actually pretty angry with the less and less frequent meetings between you two. You’d never know though, because he doesn’t say anything about it and always brushes off any concerns on your part.

- You will get an idea of this anger when he becomes a little more ~aggressive~ during your more scandalous times together. He’s also still playful, but in a slightly more condescending way.

- What really sets him off is the way you no longer come to all of your dates together, and when he asks, you’ll simply shrug it off and say you were with a friend

- He doesn’t really get why he feels this way. He understands that he’s attracted to you and wants to pursue a more stable romantic relationship, but he’s never really felt jealous or possessive before. He’s willing to do what he can to make that horrid nagging feeling go away.

- Makes it his mission to find out who this “friend” was. When he sees you at the harbor with a red and black claymore user, he’s even more annoyed. She’s absolutely gorgeous and captures all of your attention. He can hear her telling you all about the people she’s met and that you’re one of her favorites as she leans closer and closer.

- Alright, that’s enough for him, he decides and walks towards the two of you. You smile at him and wave when you notice his presence

- Beidou isn’t too pleased though, not happy with the way he interrupted you two. That is, until she sees the murderous glint and seriousness in Tartaglia’s eyes. She decided to dip and you’re a little shocked by his serious disposition.

- Childe is never serious unless the situation gravely calls for that attitude, which you would have never thought you’d be a part of. Honestly with the way he looks, you’re surprised that he didn’t kill her right then and there.

- Grabs you by the arm and tugs you towards a quiet area, before pinning you against the wall. He’ll whisper in your ear about how he’s unhappy with your current situation and if you have a solution.

- Yeah, the marks all over you are definitely a label for you two now. He’s pretty carefree until he gets pushed into showing you that he can be serious too.

- It’s safe to say that Childe is less loose when it comes to you and threats to your relationship. He’ll be fairly playful when irrelevant people come around trying to flirt with you, but when there’s someone he deems an actual threat, well, man gets into harbinger mode. The lack of being able to walk straight the next day will also be a good reminder to you about his love.

Scaramouche (I love this less emo version of Feitan so much omggg)

- He’s so pissed off and annoyed at everyone. Seriously, how did he even pull you with that attitude (it’s cause he’s fucking adorable that’s why).

- Anyways, you two have been together for a while, but he doesn’t really want other people to know.

- It’s not that he’s embarrassed of you. He genuinely loves you so much. It’s for that reason, that he wants to protect you. He has a lot of enemies and thinks this is the best way to protect you.

- He’s not at all standoffish and angry when you aren’t in public though. He basically WORSHIPS the ground you walk on. So soft for you and also very overprotective.

- If you play with his hair and let him know how much you adore him then he’s just going to fall more and more in love with you.

- PLEASE IF YOU PUT HIS HAT ON HE’S CONFLICTED ABOUT EITHER TO SNATCH IT OFF YOUR HEAD OR JUST ADMIRE HOW JOYFUL YOU LOOK.

- He sucks at affection. I’m sorry, it’s just not something he really does, but the occasional head pat and neck kiss brings a smile onto your face so he tries to do it more often. He’s really stiff with hugs and is pretty worried about embarrassing himself when showing you that he loves you.

- He also doesn’t really say that he loves you. He is terrible at expressing himself and sort of just expects you to know that he loves you. Not really a problem though because you’re well aware that you’d be dead if he didn’t love you as much as he does. Also he shows his love through small gifts and softer actions that he would never show anyone else.

- He will sometimes regret not making it publicly known that you are his though.

- You either work for or are in association with Wangsheng Funeral Parlor. Which means that you spend a lot of time with Zhongli.

- Now, Scaramouche is actually pretty insecure. He knows he’s a blunt and cruel person. He’s used to getting things by force and just doesn’t view himself as a person with many redeeming qualities. Terrified that he’ll lose you (sometimes entertains the idea of keeping you in a cage but this isn’t a yandere HC oop).

- So when he sees you with others, he gets pretty upset and doubts himself a lot. He also pretends he isn’t jealous but you can see right through him and try to reassure him with soft affection. He loves you so much omg, doesn’t really curb his possessive nature though.

- Fairly manipulative with people who get close to you. If he sees some random person in Liyue flirting with you, well he’s not that upset and getting rid of them is pretty easy. Knows he’s better than commoners like that. Plus the influence of the Fatui runs far and he can make anyone that pisses him off feel his wrath. Low key might actually get rid of them if he’s in the mood.

- Can’t pull those tricks with a literal God though. When you first told him that you were working with Zhongli, pure rage, which faded into a burning jealous feeling whenever he heard your colleague's name. Definitely tries to break that bond apart.

- Starts with mentioning how it’s just unnecessary for you to work with how wealthy he is as a harbinger. Next, it’s accompanying you to work with more and more walks in the public eye, in order to get some whispers around. Before he finally begins leaving darker marks on your skin (consensually of course).

- Zhongli is kinda dense though. He just does not notice the little signs by the harbinger to assert that you belong to him already. He gets tunnel vision with how charismatic and charming you are.

- Scaramouche low key tails you at work?? Like he watches you when Zhongli is out taking you places for business reasons. He trusts your love, but is a little shaken with how insistent Zhongli is.

- Really dislikes when Zhongli takes you out for meals though. He loathes that he can’t do that with you, and it’s his fault because he wanted to keep your relationship private.

- Brings him so much happiness if he sees you pull away from Zhongli’s grasp and keep the atmosphere professional. Zhongli is a respectful man so he’ll keep physical touches to a minimum but he still uses his words and never fails to compliment you or even ask you out on a real date (which you always decline, since you’re a loyal S/O). This puts Scaramouche off, as he knows he doesn’t really tell you how attractive you are as much as you deserve.

- Ramps up his efforts to show the archon who you belong to by actually dropping in to your work. I swear you actually have a heart attack when he just appears and actually acknowledges you, an action that he established at the beginning of your relationship as something he wouldn’t do.

- He makes sure to come in when he knows Zhongli is also there. What honestly really takes you by surprise is when he pulls you to him and begins a passionate makeout session in the middle of your workspace. There’s no one really there, just you and the tall amber eyed man, who’s currently in the backroom preparing various things.

- Scaramouche is fairly clingy and is more inclined to show people that the two of you are together. Zhongli definitely gets the message when he sees your boyfriend locking his lips with yours. Scaramouche will probably pull away and if looks could kill, then the archon would definitely drop dead in the most painful manner.

- Honestly, without even dropping a beat, your boyfriend will pull you even closer and begin to leave dark hickies along your neck, jaw, and pull your top to the side slightly to leave passionate marks on your shoulders as well. Yeah, Zhongli is pretty uncomfortable with the energy created in the studio today and leaves.

- Jealous Scaramouche is pretty manipulative, but it also opens up the gate that allows him to express himself more. It’s not too healthy? but it’s really hot when he pins you against surfaces to mark you to show the world that you are his as much as he belongs to you.

a/n Hope you enjoyed it! Feel free to leave feedback. Anyways, if anyone wants to add us as friends on Genshin, just DM us and we’d be happy to share our UIDs.

Jesus how does this have 6000 likes lmfao. Request a part 2 and I’d be down to do it

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