Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin
(AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)
It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.
Lust is evil and a sin until someone is asexual and then not lusting after anyone is a sin because being queer is evil… You would think christians would look at asexuality as being holy or some shit. But noooo, bigotry disguised as religious belief is never that fucking simple is it…
Danny: Why do you all have such similar names? I swear! *sigh* You can't be Red because he's Red. You can't be Robin because he's Robin. So, you are Robin, you are Red, and you are Hood.
Red Arrow: What about me?
Danny: Arrow
Green Arrow: And me?
Danny: Green
All four Green Lanterns: What about us?
Danny: Fuck all the way off, Lanterns Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest, and Dumbass
Hal!Green Lantern: Hey, that's-
Danny: You wanna test me, Dumbass? That's what I thought
Apparently when my younger brother was just born my mom found him napping with his blanket fully covering him, and she pulled back the sheet (worried he couldn't breathe or something) to find him fully awake staring at her. It scared the shit out of her and she still talks about it to this day lmao
The funniest thing in the world to me is when people write mermaids that are bothered by humans eating fish. Like do you think fish don’t eat each other? The ocean is full of little freaks that will eat whatever or whoever the fuck will fit in their mouths. If the mermaids haven’t been eating fish this whole time what do you think they’ve been eating? If the answer is humans, that doesn’t make it any less funny. They’ll eat the species that looks like the top half of them but won’t eat a species that looks like the bottom half? Peak comedy.