#or alex calling lily a bitch (THERE ARE REASONS)

[mermaidsirennikita]

saw the "who's your most underrated Kleypas hero" question getting bandied about (again) today, and I must say, the only answers I'll accept are:

--John McKenna/Again the Magic (I'd argue that AtM is not the DEEP CUT newer Kleypas readers think it is; before I read it, it was definitely upheld as a classic of hers, but people who want the softer boys she writes in the Ravenels... may not like this one; however, McKenna fucks RIDICULOUS lbr)

--Alex, Lord Raiford/Then Came You (yes... he calls her a bitch.... and I'll be real this made me love him more... he carried her over his shoulder outta Craven's and bought her a bear I'm VERY confident in this choice)

--Kev Merripen/Seduce Me at Sunrise (thought he'd kill Win with his massive dick, tied her up and took her to his fuck cottage, is Heathcliff if Heathcliff wasn't horrible basically)

--Leo Hathaway/Married by Morning (fun bout wounded king, "haha" in the streets and "oh shit" in the sheets, notable for making Catherine ask him to touch her pussy in explicit and specific language)

[everythingne]

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ ➛ million dollar baby (gr63)

wolff!reader x george russell // fc: lani pliopa

Being the eldest daughter, you kept pretty much everything to yourself in favor of your siblings getting the limelight. When you start soft-launching your boyfriend after years of being quiet about who he is, everyone scrambles to find the truth.

warnings/notes: nothing really? i do have george win silverstone in this (i wrote it forever ago ok?) so just pretend he did. just pretend guys. pls.

liked by lewishamilton, georgerussell, alexalbon, and others...

ynwolff: hanging with the wolff pack (+ george) back home before our home race this weekend <3

tagged: georgerussell, susiewolff, mercedesamg

mercedesamg: refueling for a great weekend ahead !!

user: the photo of jack and george shut up

lilymhe: WHOOO??? FLOWERS??? HELLO??

⤷ ynwolff: shut up shut up ur gonna summon alex shh

⤷ alexalbon: BITCH WHAT?

logansargeant: @ ynwolff , alex and lily are literally losing it over this.

⤷ ynwolff: greaaaattt 🫠

user: is george driving in the second pic??

⤷ user: no bc who else would have a convertible mercedes if not george russell

georgerussell: i still think the trunk is unnesscessary

⤷ ynwolff: shut uP RUSSELL???

user: imagine being rich enough to have huge flower bouquets in the back of your mercedes... i could cry

susiewolff: oh, this is where all the flowers came from?

⤷ ynwolff: 😀 yes ! they are mine !

⤷ susiewolff: ur father has extra vases in the downstairs bathroom

⤷ ynwolff: thank uuu xx

liked by susiewolff, georgerussell, landonorris, and others...

ynwolff: silvastone day one baby !! (expect insane spam this weekend.)

tagged: susiewolff, mercedesamg

lewishamilton: i need the bono photo for... reasons...

⤷ ynwolff: im gonna start paying you for using my wolff charm to get blackmail

⤷ lewishamilton: i literally buy you so much food atp shut up

⤷ ynwolff: 🩵

mickschumacher: glad the gloves are getting use

user: oh to be yn

mercedesamg: those flowers are as beautiful as our favorite head communications officer 🩵

⤷ ynwolff: admin when i see u tomorrow i will kiss u on the lips

⤷ mercedesamg: toto told me to stop flirting with u :(

⤷ ynwolff: booo tomato tomato tomato

user: JACK AND THE CARRR SOBBSS

susiewolff: more flowers?

⤷ ynwolff: what if i said i just really like flowers ?

⤷ susiewolff: i would say your father is suspicious

⤷ ynwolff: when is he not though..

liked by susiewolff

ynwolff added to their story!

replies...

alexalbon: does george know mystery man??

⤷ ynwolff: he's sworn to secrecy, sorry !

lewishamilton: ah yes. the peak of subtly.

landonorris: aren't you both supposed to be sleeping?

⤷ ynwolff: says you, norris. ill tell jon on you >:)

⤷ landonorris: WOW.

susiewolff: your father says both of you need to sleep

⤷ ynwolff: why are you both awake 😭

⤷ susiewolff: you know toto has like a sixth sense for you, right? he heard you leave the room.

⤷ ynwolff: LMAO okay 👍🏻 we are coming back up

⤷ ynwolff: tell dad i beat george at pool

⤷ susiewolff: he says good job

liked by ynwolff

ynwolff has added to their story!

liked by danielricciardo, logansargeant, alexalbon, and others...

ynwolff: what a quali!! p4 and p5!! so proud of my boys!

tagged: mercedesamg, roscoelovescoco, georgerussell, lewishamilton

danielricciardo: roscoe the mvp

user: jack in the chair omg

mercedesamg: a great day with great help from even the littlest wolffs!!

user: lewis in the shades og my GOD

user: another day another set of great george photos from yn

lewishamilton: did lowkey fear for my life with your father chasing me...

⤷ ynwolff: fair enough

susiewolff: a great day today :)!

logansargeant: what secrets his roscoe spill?

⤷ ynwolff: @ lewishamilton s secret to looking so good at his old age

⤷ lewishamilton: its called melanin and neither of you have it

georgerussell: thanks for all the love today yn 🩵

user: yn always takes really good photos and ten really fucking funny ones

⤷ user: shes the queen of duality

secretlifeofyn (private acc) has added to their story!

replies...

lando.jpg: shut the actual fuck up is this a date??

⤷ secretlifeofyn: remind me why i let you into this account again?

roscoesdad: fucking called it, tell george he owes me dinner

⤷ secretlifeofyn: have you ever noted the three of us always bet dinner? (george said he'd pay next time)

⤷ roscoesdad: yeah because food is the best currency, duh?

alobonoo: OH MY FUCKING GOD?

alobonoo: HELLO??

notalexsm: oh !!! oh my god !!! shut upp!!! this is george right?

⤷ secretlifeofyn: the watch gives it away, doesn't it?

⤷ notalexsm: yes (charles says congrats if this is a date!!)

⤷ secretlifeofyn: tell charles thank you <3

maxverstappen: if you need a hideout from your father after he finds this one out, we have an extra bedroom, the fee is babysitting p

⤷ secretlifeofyn: thanks max i will keep that in mind 🙏🏻

liked by alobonooo, lilgrit, lilyzneimer, and 154 others...

secretlifeofyn: everyone on this account is sworn to secrecy (because my father) but YES. WE ARE DATING. NOW SHUT UP !!!!

alobonoo: HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU GUYS HAVE A DEATH WISH

alobonoo: called this like two years ago tho i am the oracle

⤷ muninotlily: alex the oracle of georgeyn

⤷ secretlifeofyn: GEORGEYN??

lilgrit: the day toto realizes it's george you're dating, a health bar is gonna appear at the top of george's eyeline with the word 'toto' on top

⤷ ls2.priv: he stands no chance im afriad.

ls2.priv: rip george you would've loved the flintstones 💔

junior55: @ lando.jpg you owe me sushi for this

⤷ lando.jpg: @ mrsaturday how could u do this to me?

lilyzneimer: awee!!! congrats guys!!

mrsaturday: we posted this so you guys would STOP and you got WORSE

muninotlily: alex is pacing help me

⤷ lando.jpg: LOLLL HE LOST SO MANY BETS 😭

⤷ secretlifeofyn: what bets did you guys place im scared

⤷ lando.jpg: we bet george couldn't pull you

⤷ mrsaturday: i have won so much money

⤷ secretlifeofyn: if you buy me more flowers my dad is going to actually be concerned.

maxverstappen: the extra bedroom offer still stands

⤷ secretlifeofyn: thanks max we'll need it

liked by mercedesamg, susiewolff, georgerussell and others...

ynwolff: pre-race day silverstone !! <3 (not shown, the 1356 photos george took of himself when I asked him to hold my phone while i was in a meeting...)

tagged: mercedesamg, lewishamilton, georgerussell

mercedesamg: always having fun out here!!

georgerussell: i blessed your phone with my beauty

⤷ ynwolff: whatever u say georgie

⤷ user: georgie ??????

lewishamilton: the 1356 photos are funny though

landonorris: just a guy being a guy

user: the photo of george with the screen behind him feels like a meme format

user: george looks so squishy in the last picture

user: not yn getting the cutest photo of george ever??

susiewolff: your father swore that sweater wasnt going to be too much

⤷ ynwolff: not to expose him but he took it off in five minutes

⤷susiewolff: and now its missing

⤷ ynwolff: I BOUGHT HIM THAT >:(!!!

alexalbon: i demand blackmail material

⤷ ynwolff: buy me snacks and then we'll talk

liked by f1, mercedesamg, georgerussell, and more...

ynwolff: OBLIGATORY GEORGE POST !!! (approved by @ lewishamilton ok no one get mad ! i love my boys equally !)

george!! we were joking about this moment last night but you pulled it off!! i could not be more proud of the work you put in today, you pulled it off last second and made me gnaw my nails off a few times but thats okay.

so so so proud, you get a drink or two on me tonight ! 🩵

tagged: georgerussell, mercedesamg

georgerussell: IM SORRY ABOUT YOUR NAILS ILL PAY FOR NEW ONES !! 😭

⤷ georgerussell: your support does mean the world yn thank you 🩵

⤷ ynwolff: you deserve every bit of it! 🩵

lewishamilton: amazing work as always for both of you!

user: YAYYY GEORGE POST!!!

user: finally a george post to match the iconic lewis post

susiewolff: great work today @ georgerussell !

⤷ georgerussell: thank you susie :)!

mickschumacher: great job george!

user: GEORGE RUSSELL!!!!

user: god the pictures yn gets of george are... fucking AMAZING.

landonorris: mr saturday did it

alexalbon: yabadababoo

⤷ logansargeant: yabadadabadoo

⤷ georgerussell: you both suck :(

⤷ ynwolff: no!!! its cute!!!

⤷ ynwolff: no!! leave them alone :(!

⤷ user: i see that deleted comment yn. ur not slick.

liked by 9823 others...

liked by mrsaturday, alobonoo, muninotlily, and more...

secretlifeofyn: i dont remember any of these photos after the first one. how much did i drink.

roscoesdad: enough for your father to think you DIED until i told him you and george were in my room and fell asleep (you are welcome. i expect free food for a month for this selfless act.)

⤷ secretlifeofyn: i will buy you literally anything lewis oh my fucking god i owe you my LIFE

⤷ lilgrit: the question should be how much didn't you drink because holy shit

alobonoo: u drank literally everyone under the table slay

muninotlily: oh so u stayed with george ? 👀

⤷ secretlifeofyn: hes like a big pillow

⤷ mrsaturday: she's not letting me out of bed :(

maxverstappen: hate to be the bearer of bad news but twitter did catch you ! have fun!

⤷ secretlifeofyn: MAX WHAT?

⤷ mrsaturday: MAX??

lando.jpg: LOL GOOD LUCK GUYS

liked by alexalbon, landonorris, susiewolff, and others...

ynwolff: good news! george and i are dating and my dad did NOT kill him when he found out! bad news! i now have to share my location.

tagged: georgerussell

susiewolff: i think continually sneaking out and then not answering your phone for almost fifteen hours is enough reason to track you

⤷ ynwolff: susie plsssss 🩵 convince him to get rid of it?

⤷ mercedesamg: toto says thats not happening anytime soon. and to tell george curfew is ten.

⤷ ynwolff: I DONT LIVE WITH HIM ANYMORE??

⤷ georgerussell: she's gonna be back by nine if she keeps biting my arm

⤷ ynwolff: stop putting it within biting range then, russell

⤷ georgerussell: you just walked across the room to bite me.

⤷ user: LMAAOOOO YN UR SO REAL FOR THIS

user: "you'd rather i didnt" YN PLSSSS

georgerussell: remind me to never try to sneak around your father again

⤷ alexalbon: buying like nine bouquets of flowers in two days is not exactly sneaking

⤷ georgerussell: she likes flowers and i was excited :(

user: kiss ya in 11! im gonna go lay on a highway in 12!

user: i too, would fall for yn when she threatened me

landonorris: my favorite new grid couple

⤷ georgerussell: we have been dating for like two years??

⤷ landonorris: WHAT?

⤷ alexalbon: HUH??

⤷ oscarpiastri: oh?

⤷ danielricciardo: well god damn

⤷ lewishamilton: how in the hell did we just now find out?

⤷ ynwolff: LMAOOO two years next week <3

⤷ susiewolff: yn you are going to give your father a heart attack

[dannyricsmirrorball]

tying the knot • cl16 part 2 ੈ✩‧₊˚

ੈ✩‧₊˚ pairing || charles leclerc x gasly!reader

ੈ✩‧₊˚ genre || social media au

ੈ✩‧₊˚ summary || everyone is together on break for some reason, perhaps a wedding. question is… whose is it?

alt. y/n is pierre’s younger sister. there’s no way she’s dating his best friend aka her childhood friend… right?

ੈ✩‧₊˚ warning || google translate 😬

ੈ✩‧₊˚ a/n || so sorry this took a-bit more time to get out then i initially planned but nevertheless hope you enjoy!! one more part after this x. i lied

NOT PROOF READ YET!

part 1 here!

august 2023

liked by charles_leclerc, pierregasly, and 1,698,092 others

yourusername forever & always

username2 WHAT?!

username18 please don’t tell me we lost y/n to a guy and a marriage all in one day

username1 I AM HYPERVENTILATING

username9 WHO IS THAT MAN?

username33 y/n is MARRIED?!

username14 omfg she’s so stunning

username81 y/n cheated on me 😭

username72 everyone losing their minds over the guy but i just wanna know who from the grid went

username18 i NEED to know who was in the wedding party

pierregasly jolie fille 🩷

francisca.cgomes sexiest bride out

⤷ yourusername stop it i’m blushing 🫣😘

charles_leclerc 🤍

⤷ username55 u guys don’t think…

⤷ username16 omfg i’d actually cry if it was him, i’ve shipped them forever like they’re literally childhood friends to lovers, brothers best friend/best friends sister, slowburn irl… but realistically it’s defs not

lilymhe the cutest 🥹 but make sure he knows ur still MY wife

⤷ yourusername ofc ofc baby

⤷ alex_albon oh?

luisinhaoliveira99 congrats my girl 😍

estebanocon ouah y/n!

lorenzotl félicitations petite soeur

⤷ yourusername enzo 🥹

⤷ username62 lorenzo calling y/n his little sister I COULD CRY

alex_albon nice!

georgerussell63 congratulations! 👏

carmenmmundt 🩷🩷

joris__trouche belle cérémonie y/n!

⤷ yourusername ❤️

arthur_leclerc 😄😄

heidiberger_ blushing bride!

leclerc_pascale ma belle fille

⤷ yourusername merci maman ❤️

liked by alex_albon, charles_leclerc, and 108,873 others

lilymhe my best friend in the world got cuffed 🥂

tagged yourusername

yourusername the best maid of honour i could’ve asked for 🥹🩷

⤷ lilymhe forever babe 🤍

yourusername u next!!! alex_albon

⤷ alex_albon maybe she’ll stop calling u her wife then 😵‍💫

⤷ lilymhe NEVER

username23 OMFG LILY WAS HER MAID OF HONOUR 😭😭

username9 LILY AND ALEX WERE AT THE WEDDING!!!now we know people from the grid were defs there, now onto who else!

⤷ username11 i mean obv they would be… lily and y/n are best friends. also pierre and kika were obviously there bc he’s her brother, charles and his brothers probably too bc they’re childhood friends, and based on who else was in italy for what was obviously the hens night and bachelor party - carlos, carmen, george, heidi, danny, luisa, lando, isa, carla, charlotte

luisinhaoliveira99 the fits 🥵

alex_albon top night yourusername charles_leclerc

alex_albon top night yourusername

⤷ lilymhe omg alex

⤷ yourusername don’t pretend that wasn’t on purpose

⤷ username72 what are they talking abt?

liked by yourusername, pierregasly, and 279,093 others

francisca.cgomes parabéns linda menina. eu te amo minha irmã, sempre e para sempre. 💒

translation: congratulations beautiful girl. i love you my sister, always and forever. 💒

tagged yourusername

username15 gonna cry… kika calling y/n her sister 😭😭

username8 the best sister-in-laws

yourusername kika 🥹🥹 the best sister ever

alex_albon LMFAO y/n crying in the third slide 💀

⤷ yourusername watch it albono

⤷ lilymhe idk if my eyes were deceiving me but i’m pretty certain i saw u welling up

⤷ georgerussell63 no no ur eyes weren’t deceiving u, alex cried like a little bitch

⤷ alex_albon UM OK?? i’ve watched them grow up waht did u expect 😫 also george i know u aren’t speaking

⤷ yourusername awww that’s rlly sweet alex

liked by georgerussell63, yourusername, and 109,039 others

carmenmmundt felicidades linda 🤍

tagged yourusername, georgerussell63

yourusername carmen!! 🩷

username63 carmen slaying the wedding fit TRUST she will always show UP

georgerussell63 😍😍

username62 everyone going all in and out for y/n’s wedding, as they shouldddd

alex_albon george looking fitty

⤷ username2363 galex rights!

liked by danielricciardo, lancestroll, and 100,633 others

heidiberger_ cutest weekend! many well wishes to my girl yourusername 🤍

username4 omg danny and heidi look SO good

yourusername love u!!! thanku my love 🤍

username3 this is frfr the wedding of the year

username99 scotty and blake were there?? y/n fr knows EVERYONE

⤷ username8 love how we’ve all collectively ignored that the groom also has family and friends 😭

danielricciardo 😫

liked by scottyjames31, chloestroll, and 187,828 others

daniel3.jpg the royal wedding p1

tagged yourusername, heidiberger_, scottyjames31

username3 heidi and daniel look so perfect 😭

username82 i’m sorry but how many outfit changes did y/n have?!? i love thoooo

yourusername so glad both ur girlfriend and boyfriend could attend

yourusername omg danny 🥹 these are so perfect

scottyjames31 looking fresh DR

username6 i want daniel3.jpg to photograph my wedding

username85 her wedding was literally a DREAM. like the venue, the guest list, the multiple dresses, DANNYRIC PHOTOGRAPHY

username64 the parasols 😍

lando.jpg all my photos turned out crap sorry yourusername

⤷ alex_albon yeah bc u were on the piss mate

⤷ yourusername it’s okay lan just glad u had fun

charles_leclerc thanku daniel.

⤷ daniel3.jpg oh charles don’t thank me yet. this is part 1…

⤷ charles_leclerc daniel.

⤷ daniel3.jpg i take bribes in the form of cash 😄

⤷ yourusername money badger frfr

⤷ username36 oh no what dirt does danny have on charles?!

liked by landonorris, charles_leclerc, and 1,898,727 others

maxverstappen1 many congrats to the happy couple!

username92 even max was there?!

danielricciardo looking fitty maxxie

⤷ maxverstappen1 all for you

⤷ heidiberger_ i get the struggle now carmenmmundt lilymhe

username18 just max lookin this good for the wedding of the centuryyy

username74 losing lestappen but at least it’s to y/n

⤷ username14 ITS NOT CHARLES

yourusername thanku maxy 🩷

landonorris he’s laughing at my jokes here 😝😘

⤷ charles_leclerc *laughing at you

username16 IM SORRY BUT LIKE- charles doesn’t even follow max but he’s liked and commented….

liked by yourusername, carla.brocker, and 299,882 others

arthur_leclerc fiancé à marié 🤍

tagged yourusername, lorenzotl, leclerc_pascale, charles_leclerc, pierregasly

username84 so arthur was at the engagement…

⤷ username82 hmmm interesting

carla.brocker 🩷🩷

yourusername love uuu thurthur 🤍🤍

username80 just arthur posting for his brother’s wedding 😝

username73 the picture of the gasly and leclerc siblings with jules and tom IM SO SOFT

charles_leclerc mate where did you find that picture 😦 long time ago, great memories ❤️

username46 guys idk if u understand how crazy it was that he was at the engagement…

⤷ username55 is normal for friends and family to be there for the engagement

liked by scuderiaferrari, landonorris, and 583,378 others

carlossainz55 congrats to the happy couple!

tagged yourusername, landonorris

username18 by the tags you’d think y/n and lando got married 💀

landonorris hot

username7 carlos posting lando like they’re a couple LOL

yourusername grazie chilli 😘

charles_leclerc looking good mate 👌

username72 awww carlos was there as well 🥹

⤷ username46 obv had to be there for his teammates wedding

liked by yourusername, luisinhaoliveira99, and 677,828 others

landonorris don’t remember much 🍾🍾

tagged luisinhaoliveira99, yourusername

luisinhaoliveira99 🥰

username27 he cleans up NICE

username52 how drunk did he get? 💀

yourusername not surprised lan

carlossainz55 😍

alex_albon i remember everything…

liked by lorenzotl, charles_leclerc, 27,727 others

charlotte2304 🔔💐 love you yourusername

tagged carla.brocker

username8 ahhh leclerc wags at y/n’s wedding 🥰

lorenzotl ❤️

carla.brocker pretty 🩷

yourusername 🥹 love u love u love u 🥹

username26 y/n’s sister in laws…?

username3 stop being delulu

liked by luisinhaoliveira99, carlossainz55, and 200,929 others

isahernaez el amor está en el aire. espero que la vida de casados ​​te trate bien, la ceremonia más bonita y me lo pasé genial jugando a decir sí al vestido! 🥂💒

translation: love is in the air. i hope married life treats you well, the most beautiful ceremony and i had a great time playing say yes to the dress!

tagged yourusername

username18 ahhh i love their friendship sm

username66 isa helped pick y/n’s dress 😭 y/n never beating those ferrari wags rumours

yourusername isa 😭 thanku for everything 🥹 i’m gonna cry

luisinhaoliveira99 sooo pretty!!

username7 her and y/n still being friends 🫂🫂

carlossainz55 😍

⤷ username55 🤨

charlottesiine isaaaa 🤩

liked by pierregasly, charles_leclerc, and 109,837 others

daniel3.jpg p2

tagged yourusername, landonorris, pierregasly, francisca.cgomes, charles_leclerc

username71 danny coming in w the content he knew we wanted

username14 pierre and kika 🥹

username35 omg ofc they all jumped in the pool. wouldn’t expect anything less from this bunch 😭

username82 omfg this looks so much fun

username27 lando getting litty 💀💀

⤷ username2 lmfao look at charles tho 😭

yourusername foolish of me to think these wouldn’t make the cut but at least none of mine are totally embarra 💀

username16 oh to get drunk and party at y/n’s wedding reception w the grid + the entire f1 community

username8 sorry i’m actually creasing at charles. this must be what he was talking abt on the other post lmfao.

charles_leclerc GIVE ME MY 50 BACK

⤷ lilymhe 50? daniel u do not know how to play the game

⤷ usernams74 did charles really expect 50€ to silence the money badger?

username81 oh charles was GONE gone

username72 y/n planned this so perfectly. making sure it was during summer break when the entire grid was off so they could get wasted without having to worry

scuderiaferrari what is our driver doing…? that’s just bc your so happy right charles… right?

⤷ charles_leclerc look away admin. look away 😔

⤷ daniel3.jpg drunk on happiness 🤣🤣

liked by leclerc_pascale, olliebearman, and 120,838 others

lorenzotl nous vous avons vu grandir ensemble, maintenant vieillir ensemble.

translation: we watched you grow up together, now grow old together.

tagged yourusername, leclerc_pascale, charles_leclerc, pierregasly

username23 ummm does this mean what i think it means?!

username16 IM SORRY??? is lorenzo saying that y/n’s husband is CHARLES

username22 THIS IS HOW I WINNNNN. childhood friends to lovers EXCELLENCE

yourusername awww enzo 🥹

leclerc_pascale mes beaux enfants 🤍

arthur_leclerc oh 😒😒

⤷ yourusername youngest child struggles arth 🤷‍♀️😫

⤷ pierregasly sucks to suck

charles_leclerc oh putain how old we are!

username52 this is CRAZY like i’m so happy but i never thought this would become real

username91 going to SOB look at pascale fixing up y/n’s makeup 😭

⤷ username23 she watched her grow up and now she’s watching her marry her son 😭

username18 i still think that it’s not charles. like why would they hide that

liked by yourusername, pierregasly, and 1,720,737 others

charles_leclerc my best friend is married 🤍 si fier 😘

tagged yourusername

username99 lol nvm

username87 i’m actually going to SOB

username2 damn i’m still rooting for them

username9 the pic of him y/n and pierre OH IM GONNA CRY

yourusername ❤️

username7 WHY LORENZO WHY DID U TEASE US LIKE THAT?? MAKING US BELIEVE IT WAS CHARLES.

⤷ username86 he’s delulu like us

⤷ username72 he’s still manifesting. biggest y/n charles shipper.

username16 waiting for him to say ‘to me’ 😭 PLEASE

pierregasly mate how long ago was that 😮‍💨

username91 charles and that damn 😘 emoji

username74 i can feel the pining and yearning from here

username62 i just know mans is going thru it. he has had the fattest most obvious crush on her foreverrrr.

username43 dc what anyone says. this doesn’t mean anything. like this could still be a husband posting his wife.

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pierregasly félicitations ma petite. celebrating my best friends tonight!

tagged yourusername, francisca.cgomes, charles_leclerc, arthurleclerc, lorenzotl

username37 i’m gonna sob. their relationship is so special to me.

username14 the pic of them dancing 😭😭

username01 best brother sister duo

username16 ‘celebrating my best friends’ hmmmm ur not slick pierre

⤷ username92 or he’s just best friends w her husband. charles isn’t his only best friend.

yourusername pierre 🥹🥹

username81 IM SORRY BUT THE LAST PIC COME ON

username36 im not one to feed into rumours but like why would lorenzo, arthur, pierre, AND charles include baby pics of all of them if it’s not y/n and charles

⤷ username63 y/n is practically family to the leclerc. they grew up w her. she’s like they’re sister.

⤷ username36 see id get that but why would pierre include a baby pic of all of them instead of just him and y/n. like it’s y/n’s wedding and he’s her sister. what does that have to do w the leclercs.

⤷ username16 RIGHT like i get if the leclercs just did that but pierre also including it and tagging the leclercs… like they’re joining families idk man

username91 i’m totally not crying abt the baby pic of y/n and then the pic of her at her wedding holding her cousin’s baby

username27 i’m sorry pierre but i could recognise that jaw from a mile away

username72 all these people saying it’s charles. r u forgetting his post where he said his BEST FRIEND is married???

⤷ username46 people can like yk lie

⤷ username16 he said his best friend is married. he could mean married to him?

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yourusername a fairytale 💒

username73 her wedding was a literal fairytale

username27 the shoes 😲 jaw dropped

username86 eating up every piece of content from this wedding. especially any of y/n and her husband 😩

lilymhe my princess 🥹

⤷ yourusername loml iloveuiloveiloveu thanku sm for everything and all of ur help lils

username92 those flower girls look so cute 😭

pierregasly nuit émouvante petit. tellement heureux pour vous deux.

⤷ yourusername je t’aime

francisca.cgomes best night ever linda ✨✨

carlossainz55 so happy for the both of you 👏👏

arthur_leclerc no one deserves it more ❤️

⤷ yourusername mon petit frère 🥺

charles_leclerc ma meilleure pote

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[billies-bookcorner]

Things my friends have said as incorrect Sweater Weather Quotes:Part 6(i’m sure this time k checked)

CW for sex, violence, alchemy, and over vulgarity as well as stupidity

As always credit to @futurebicon for the idea and a special mention to @fruitcoops for the use of Hattie aka coop’s perfect pup

strap in this one is long

“you made out!”-leo

“bestie vibes”-finn and logan

“shrink!”-logan to basically everyone

“do you mean a joint?”-leo

“i like to call them marijauna cirgretts”-finn

“I didn’t tell anyone, except my wife”-james

“i guess we learned something from it”-logan

“what did we learn”-leo

“that i hate people”-logan

“there was a baby in the sun what the fuck was that”-thomas

“and he was by the sauces”-finn

*mocks new york accent*-the whole team

*interrupts with gremlin noises*-finn

“i almost threw a coke can at you earlier”-regulus

“what?!”-sirius

“be greatful”-regulus

“you can’t get a boyfriend who will keep my lap warm”thomas to remus

“we are co dependent, we are tri dependent”-cubs

“is this hell, is this my future?”-leo

“that’s not a hicky that’s a rash”-remus

“why is our living room a crime scene?”-poor poor lily

“hattie is my companion sirius is my bitch”-remus

“would you still love me if i was a furry?”-finn

“no”-logan

“i wouldn’t be a sex furry or an outside furry, i’d me an inside furry, a me furry”-finn

“it’s not an issue”-logan

“that’s the definition of an issue”-leo

“do you ever crave water”-sirius

“it’s called being thirsty”-remus

“I got alcoholic popsicles”-dumo

“popsicles!”-logan

“alcohol!”-sirius

“i think i’m going to download twitter for one reason”-finn

“porn?”-logan

“did you fuck him in a twin bed”-finn

“i didn’t fuck anyone! i sucked his dick in a twin bed”-leo

“i do not want your feet in my camera roll”-remus

“oh my god i look like that”-sirius

“yeah i thought you knew”-remus

“it’s not breaking and entering if you give me the key”-james

“you stop being mean you stop being stupid”-leo breaking up fights between his boys

“call alex”-leo

“i can’t he blocked me” finn

“i’m going to choke you and not in a fun way”-logan

“why are you all gay and nervous”-lily

“i’m always gay and nervous”-remus

“no it’s more than normal”-lily

“why is lying he lying to us about doing gay stuff, we know he’s gay”-dumo while coops was closeted

“french is horny”-finn

“mercy boo coopy”-finn

“james you stack these and sirius”-remus

“look pretty?”-james

“no”-remus

“but i’m good at that”-sirius

[khaleesiofalicante]

START OF SOMETHING NEW

“Tavvy, on your left!”

Rafael swivelled off the tree branch, landing gracefully on the floor and quickly wiped off the dust from his coat. They were in the middle of a fight, but his Bapa had taught him that one always had to look their best - especially during a fight.

“Rafe?” his parabatai called out, grabbing another seraph blade from his boot.

Rafael’s fingers pulled on the bowstring by instinct and muscle memory. The arrow slashed through the air and landed on the Shax’s demon’s forehead - or whatever that body part was. It was always so hard to tell with demons.

“Thanks!” Tavvy clasped his shoulder. “Let’s go find the others.”

Rafael nodded and they both ran toward the garden. Mina and his brother had been separated from them during the fight. He hadn’t applied a speed rune, but he didn’t need one when it came to Max.

His dad had taught him everything about what it means to be a good shadowhunter. But the first lesson was simple - always have your family’s back. Always.

They spotted Mina as soon as they made it to the garden. Mina, who was the youngest among them but probably the boldest, was fighting off a Shax all on her own. Rafael noticed another one creeping up behind her. He raised his bow and aimed his shot.

“Not my bestie, you bitch!”

A bolt of blue magic appeared from above and Max landed on the ground, his blue curls falling over his forehead. The Shax turned into goo as Mina skilfully took care of the other one.

“10 points for Ravenclaw for that reference,” Mina high fived Max.

“Nerds,” Tavvy chuckled as the two of them ran up to them.

“Nicely done,” Rafe told the team as he checked Max for any visible wounds.

“Hermano, no!” Max shooed him away. “There is something you both should see.”

Rafe stared at Tavvy, who shrugged and followed the others. They walked into mansion..or what was left of it.

“By the angel. What the hell happened here?” Rafe gasped.

“There were too many Shax demons,” Mina explained. “Max and I had to release a fireball. A big one.”

“Max, Bapa has told you not to do the fireball unless it’s an emergency!” Rafe sighed.

“Excuse me but if battling twenty shax demons doesn’t count as an emergency then I don’t know what does!” Max argued.

“Twenty?” Tavvy echoed. “There were only five!”

“The rest of them turned up after we got separated,” Mina pointed out. “I think they were hiding in the mansion.”

“Do we have any idea who the mansion belongs to?” Rafe asked, already calculating possible damage costs. “Is it a mundane?”

“We don’t know,” Max shrugged. “Can we go now?”

“We can’t!” Rafe said. “You just blew up someone’s mansion. Protocol says we need to do something about it.”

“Protocol is the worst,” Mina and Max mumbled.

“We need back up,” Tavvy looked at him.

“Oh no,” Mina pouted. “Not back up!”

Calling for back up usually meant the mission had gone out of control - and that usually meant no more missions for a while.

“If we call for backup, then they probably won’t let us go on a mission for another three months!” Tavvy grumbled. “Remember what happened in Shanghai?”

“Let’s not,” Max winced. “I think the only reason we got away with it is because of Uncle Jem.”

“Well, we can’t call him here now,” Rafe replied. “He already helped us last time!”

“Then what are we going to do now?” Mina asked. “We need help. But we can’t let the Clave know about this. No offence, guys!”

“None taken,” Max and Rafe said at the same time.

One would think that life would be easier when your dad was the Consul. But that wasn’t the case for Max and Rafe. Their dad was extremely protective of them and would probably take them off field duty for god knows how long.

“Alright, gang!” Max said as they stood in a circle. “We need to find someone who will help us handle this quietly without getting into trouble.”

“We can call Kit,” Mina said. “You know he won’t say a word.”

“But he is in the Moscow institute with Ty,” Tavvy groaned.

“We can call Uncle Jace,” Max beamed. “He is the perfect man for the job.”

“But he is in faerie,” Mina sighed.

“Anyone else borderline concerned that both our options are Herondales?” Rafe inquired.

“We need more Herondales goddamnit!” Max swore. “What are we gonna do now?”

“Well,” Tavvy rubbed his neck. “We are in a helpless situation and need someone to save our asses. Historically, there is only one person we can rely on.”

“Nope,” Rafael said immediately.  

“Already texted him,” Max grinned as he put his phone away.

A blue portal appeared in less than a minute and their Bapa stepped out, striding towards them in a hurry.

“Are you all okay?” He started checking them for wounds, even Tavvy and Mina.

“We are fine, Bapa,” Rafe smiled. “But we can’t say the same for the mansion though.”

“Yikes,” his father said eloquently as he took in their surrounding. “Well, it looks like it was badly in need for a renovation anyway.”

“Uncle Magnus,” Tavvy gulped. “Why is the portal still open?”

Rafe turned around immediately to see the portal shimmering behind them.

“Um, about that,” his Bapa fiddled with his rings. “I might have bought some backup.”

“Dios mio!” Rafael gulped.

“It’s not my fault!” Bapa put up his hands. “Max texted 911! I freaked out! Besides, he was right there when you texted me! What was I supposed to do?”

Before any of them could answer, their dad, and the mother effing Consul, stepped out of the portal.

He immediately ran towards them and scanned them with frantic eyes.

“Is everything okay?” He asked. “I was on a call with the Alliance and they can get here-”

“Bapa, we are fine!” Max reassured him. “It’s just…well.”

“Just some collateral damage, darling,” Bapa chuckled.

The Consul looked around at that and gasped. The mansion was still slowly falling apart slowly.

“Paperwork,” their dad whispered, mostly to himself. “So much paperwork.”

“Darling, it’s just a little mess.”

“Little?”

“Alec, it isn’t like we didn’t blow things up and cause a mess back then,” Bapa said - ever the support of mischief. 

“I have never blown up anything in my life,” his father said indignantly. 

“True,” Bapa shrugged. “But I do recall you making questionable decisions. Remember how you almost ripped apart that vampire because he insulted me?”

“Wasn’t that last week?” Mina chuckled. 

“Exactly,” Bapa grinned at her. “They are still learning.”

“Magnus, I get that. But they ca-”

“Dad, I’m sorry,” Max bit his lip.

“It wasn’t his fault,” Mina said quickly. “We were outnumbered. We had to do a fireball.”

“Blueberry, I know fireballs are a cool aesthetic. But I’ve told you that strong magic must be preserved for serious situ-”

“There were twenty Shax demons, Bapa!” Max pointed out. “Mins and I got separated from the others. We couldn’t fight them all off on our own. We didn’t do it for the aesthetic. We needed to do the fireball to survive.”

The Consul, who was listening them intently, rubbed his beard. Rafe had told him to shave it off multiple times, but their Bapa apparently liked it and thus the beard stayed on.

“Twenty Shax demons isn’t normal!” He pointed out. “We need to launch an investigation.”

“Can we do it?” Max asked, already excited at the prospect.

“Max, all of you are too young-”

“We are almost the same age as you were when you battled Valentine,” Rafael pointed out defiantly.

He saw Bapa smile fondly but dad didn’t falter.

“We’ll be careful, sir,” Tavvy said in a way and that reminded Rafe so much of Julian. “We’ve been tracking the demons since last month. We can handle it.”

Alec looked at Magnus - they were clearly communicating in a way only married people could. Rafe looked at Max who just shrugged. Either of them had been able to break their parent’s secret communication code.

“Alright,” their dad finally said. “Octavian, you will lead the team. You must report to me directly. But I will be nominating one nephilim and downworlder adult to assist you in the mission. If something goes wrong next time, you must directly contact them.”

“Thanks, dad!” Max threw himself at their father. “I knew you are the best Consul.”

Their father only grinned and ruffled Max’s curls. Rafael slowly made his way to him and hugged him from the side.

“Sorry about the mess, dad,” he mumbled. “I promise I will watch out for Max next time.”

“You need to watch out for yourself too,” their dad whispered softly.

“Mr. Consul,” their Bapa said in a formal voice and their dad rolled his eyes. “I would like to volunteer as the downworlder representative for this Taskforce.”

“Hells yeah!” Max pumped his fist in the year.

“Not gonna happen,” their dad shook his dead.

“What? Why?” Their bapa pouted.

“You’re gonna sit this one out,” his father said sternly. “You have a pathological need to get involved in shadowhunter business.”

“No, I don’t!” their bapa gasped. “You’re the weirdo!”

“You will be working with Drusilla Blackthorn and Lily Chen,” their dad said. “Rafe, I need a report on today’s mission by the end of this week. Octavian, arrange a meeting with Drusilla and Lily immediately. And Max and Mina, try not to blow anything up in the meantime.”

“We have one more request,” Max raised his hand.

“We do?” Rafael questioned.

“This is clearly a serious mission,” Max said in a serious voice. “We need more manpower.”

“Maia and the others are busy with the Allia-”

“Actually, we were thinking of someone younger,” Mina pointed out.

“Someone whose last name might be Herondale,” Max grinned.

“No,” their dad whispered softly. “Not the twins.”

“It’s a dangerous mission that involves fighting demons and blowing things up. If we leave Alex and Charlotte out, we will never hear the end of it,” Rafe pointed out with a smile.

“Fine,” his father relented. “Only because they are excellent fighters and would actually be helpful.”

“In blowing things up,” their bapa chuckled softly.

“Oh oh!” Max put up his hand up excitedly again. “Can we ask George to join us too? And Becca?”

“Max, this is not a birthday party!” His father sighed. “You can’t just invite all your friends.”

Max looked Rafe with a sad face. Rafael had never really been able to say no to that.

“We get it, dad,” Rafael nodded. “So if aunt Izzy asks why we didn’t include her kids in our mission, we’ll just say you said no. Is that correct?”

Their bapa covered his mouth from laughing out loud. “They do have a valid point, Alexander.”

The Consul looked at all their faces and sighed tiredly. “Fine. But if one more person is added to this list…Magnus and I will handle the mansion. The rest of you are dismissed!”

“Dad, quick question,” Max raised his hand - again. “If we add Elyaas to the gang, does that count? Cause he is technically not a person-”

“MAX MICHAEL!!!”

A holiday gift for @crying-is-your-latest-fashion​ - for being pretty fucking amazing 💚

[feverinfeveroutfic]

chapter seven: the wedding

“it’s a nice day for a black wedding. it’s a nice day to start again!” -”black wedding”, in this moment

Joey held the car door for Sam once they had posted up before the big church on the corner, across the street from an ice cream parlor. It was a large white steeple with stained glass windows more vast than anything Sam had seen at the school: the spire up top shone high and bright in the hazy midday sun. Just another beautiful day in the neighborhood, and the neighborhood consisted of Rhode Island, and it would be a true steampunk wedding.

She recalled everything Aurora had told her during dress rehearsal the day before, but she wondered if she could carry it out well enough for her, especially since they had to hurry back to the hotel and help out with all the band equipment. It was the only show she was to make so far, given finals for spring term took place right when they toured in upstate New York and in New Jersey. But she vowed to follow them on a few dates elsewhere in the country.

If all else fails, Sam thought about asking Zelda if she could be manager to the Cherry Suicides and Stormtroopers of Death, that is if the latter did something further than the one album.

She kept her sunglasses on over her face to better add to her maid of honor outfit, while Joey had put on a small tuxedo that he borrowed from one of his old hockey friends. She also had put a yellow tulip pin on the bolero in honor of Cliff.

Sam asked him why he still hadn't dry cleaned his other tuxedo when Anthrax had a month off between the release of the new album and the official start of the new tour.

“I told ya—it's a bitch to get to the dry cleaners,” he explained, flustered. “I've also had shit to do, too.”

“I'm gonna need you to watch your mouth, Joseph,” she commanded. “There's gonna be a few kids here—Aurora's an only child but she has a cousin and he has three little ones with him.”

“Yeah, yeah, sure—I'll stay away from the booze, too.”

“Okay, good.” She rested a hand on his back, and they walked up the steps in unison to the front door. They stepped inside of the large spacious church: the ceiling hung high over their heads in those strong wooden rafters; right above the rafters was a portrait of the madonna and several cherub. On the far side of the room was the altar as well as a big black Latin cross upon the wall. They strode towards the cross in awed silence, given the sheer size of the church.

“If I didn't know better,” Joey started, and his voice echoed over the pews and the vast floor, “I'd swear they were Catholic.”

“Emile is,” Sam recalled, “I guess Aurora wanted it outside by the harbor but he was like 'no, we need to have it in a church! It's for my faith!' and so they compromised on it. The wedding is here in this church while the reception is by the harbor itself.”

“And then we've got the show tonight,” he added.

“Right, we've got the Anthrax, Testament, and Cherry Suicides shows tonight—which means the bride and groom better get here soon so we all can get there quick enough.” Sam nibbled on her bottom lip when she saw that they were the only ones there for the time being. They had left their room rather early, given the wedding itself was at three.

She also thought about that show that night. She hoped things would not be so awkward between Joey and Alex, and also between Zelda and Louie, and yet hope could only get her so far. Things needed to play out and she knew that she need not be in control of it all. Joey gave his black curls a little toss back with the back of his hand.

“So where do I sit?” he asked her once they reached the front of the church and right beneath that tall cross on the wall.

“I think you guys sit up here, up front—you being high up on the guest list of course. Aurora went over it with me yesterday, but I can't remember if it's the right or the left side—”

“Oh, here we are,” he pointed out the little paper sign on the pew on the left side: on the front, in Aurora's neat penmanship, it read “reserved for ANTHRAX and METALLICA”. He stooped over a bit to pick it off of the heavy dark polished wood.

“Kirk and Rebecca aren't gonna be here, you said?” he asked her with a glance over his shoulder.

“Nope. They've got things to worry about on their end.”

“Huh. Well, I call dibs on this spot on the bench closest to the altar.”

“I think her dad sits there,” Sam recalled as she lingered behind him. “Her mom probably does, too.”

“Damn. Well, it makes sense.”

Right as the words left his lips, the front door of the church opened and Belinda poked her blonde head inside of the church.

“You guys doin' it silly in the middle of a church?” she called out; and Sam noticed she stood right behind Joey as he was stooped over.

“Yeah, you wish,” he retorted with his index fingers above the crown of his head, and that brought a laugh out of both girls.

Within time, Marla showed up with her iridescent hair bright and shiny and even more colorful from the stained glass windows around them. Given she was the maid of honor, Sam whisked them behind the altar and to the small cozy room where Aurora had told them to meet up at, and so they could help her out with the dress and the bouquets. The other guests took their places in the church outside, including Aurora's parents, both of whom had flown in from San Diego bright and early. Sam poked her head out to see them for herself and their short little statures next to the towering giants of Frank and Charlie; Mr. Young wore a red and black suit and a dark red velvet hat upon his head, while Mrs. Young had done her inky black hair into a beehive style upon the crown of her head.

“Aurora, your parents are here,” Sam told her, “and they look so cute next to Charlie!”

Frank bent down towards Mrs. Young and gave her a smile, and she nodded at him in response.

The door on the other side of the room there swung open and Alex almost stumbled inside, wrapped up in that full suit: his jet black hair sprawled over his shoulder like the tentacles of an octopus. She had no idea if it was her eyes fooling her, but she swore that black hair dye was wearing off: the little pearl of white was returning just in time for the summer months and the heart of that big extensive tour. He left the top two buttons of his silk shirt undone so the Star of David glimmered under the soft ceiling lights.

“And there's our man,” Belinda announced.

“I wondering when you'd get here,” Aurora told him.

“Testament's van is having some moments,” he told her, out of breath: he took off that ring so his hands didn't stand out so much to Sam when he adjusted the lapels of his coat. He gave his hair a slight toss back with a flick of his head and the ceiling light shone into those deep eyes. His otherwise milky skin had a slight rosy bloom to it.

“Are you warm?” Aurora asked him as Marla adjusted the dark veil upon her head.

“Kinda,” he replied. “It's not as bad as I was suspecting out there.” He then stood there with his hands pressed to his hips, and he sighed through his nose. Even though he always looked serious, his gaze fell to the floor and those dark eyebrows sternly knitted together.

“What's wrong?” Marla asked him.

“Hm?”

“Yeah, you look like something's bothering you,” Sam added.

“I'm just—nervous,” he confessed. “Because I'm the bridesman. I know I shouldn't say that because I'm just in the party and not the one at the altar but it's still reason for concern.”

“Why, 'cause you're hanging with a bunch of girls?”Aurora fixed the lace gloves on her hands; she had put a turquoise bracelet on over her left wrist, on top of the glove. He pursed his lips but he never replied to that. “Alex, what you're doing for me is so sweet. I can't thank you anymore for it, especially after Zelda and Rebecca both couldn't do it.”

He showed her a small smile in response to that.

“Yeah, if someone gives you hell for being in the bridal party, then to hell with them,” Belinda assured him.

“Thank you, ladies, that's—that's real nice of you,” he said in a soft voice.

Aurora then ran her hands down the front of her corset.

“Okay, something old—that would be my shoes—” She lifted her skirt and showed off the black leather flats on her feet. “—these were my mother's shoes when she and my dad married in Seoul. It's also the only thing traditionally Korean here. Something new, that would be the dress and the veil. Something blue, that would be my bracelet—something borrowed, though.”

Belinda reached behind her head to undo her snake pendant, but Sam unbuttoned the yellow tulip pin on the bolero and stuck it onto the front of Aurora's dress, right above the corset. She gasped at the sight of it.

“Perfect,” Alex declared as he rubbed his hands together.

“Yes—it is!” Aurora brought a hand to her mouth and then Sam put her arms around her. “Thank you,” she whispered into her ear.

“Let's do this,” Sam told her, and Aurora reached for the first of the bouquets. “So we go around the hallway here and make our way to the door and we meet up with the groomsmen.”

Each of the bouquets consisted of white and bright pink carnations and white and pink lilies. Sam led the way with Emile's best man linked elbows with her; Alex, Marla, and Belinda followed suit right behind her with the rest of the grooms. They strode down the aisle together, past the pews and the matching bouquets of white and pink carnations and lilies, and towards Emile, who was wrapped in an all black double breasted suit complete with a silver chain in his pocket and a top hat upon his head, and the priest at the altar.

It was really happening. Something that felt so surreal and right out of a dream was unfolding right before her very eyes.

She stood closest to the altar and she peered out at the small silent audience as they congregated in only a small part of the church. Scott, Frank, Charlie, the Dans, James, and Lars all sat in the row closest to the altar; Joey and one of his old hockey friends took to the row behind them.

Alex stood right next to Sam with that bouquet in his hands. On the other side of the aisle was Chuck, Eric, Greg, and Louie; Zelda was nowhere to be seen. But Chuck nodded at him and gave him a thumbs up, and Alex raised his eyebrows at him. Because the church was so big, they could hear every cough, every creak in the walls, and every voice no matter how low.

“He looks like a sissy,” the guy next to Joey whispered; and Joey asked him something.

“Alex—at least that's what I think his name is—” And then his words slurred.

Joey shrugged his shoulders with a straight face. “Pink and girliness? That's not what we're about.”

Alex sighed through his nose. That was his worry after all.

“It's okay—don't let him get to you,” Marla assured him in a low voice. “He's just—had a couple is all.”

“Who, Joey?” Belinda asked her.

“No, the other guy,” she replied.

Aurora stood at the far end of the aisle with her father linked arms with her. Everyone in the pews stood in her honor. Alex bowed his head and closed his eyes; Sam looked over at his serene face as the church organ played that wedding song. His lanky fingers cradled the bouquet but she noticed them flinching a bit every so often.

A born guitar player.

The guy in front of them giggled at him. But Alex kept his head bowed long enough to faze him out. Sam looked back over to the other side of the aisle, at Aurora's mother and her cousin, who indeed had three young children next to him. At least they were over there, away from the drunk guy.

But she wondered as to how much Joey was resisting from a drink himself, especially with the frazzled look on his face. Mr. Young brought Aurora to the altar and then he kissed the back of her hand before he let her go to Emile; he shook his hand and Emile said something to her.

Sam held the bouquet down to her waist as the priest talked for what felt like an eternity. She thought about what Joey had said to her at Kirk and Rebecca's wedding: indeed, when she looked down at him, she could see a twinkle in his eye. She wondered what he was thinking as Emile vowed to care for Aurora through sickness and through health, until death do they part. Aurora returned the favor without a shred of hesitation. They put the rings on each other's hands: Emile with the silver band and Aurora with a shiny silver and diamond one.

“I pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Young-St. Vitus—you may now kiss the bride.”

Alex closed his eyes again as Emile put his arms around Aurora and they embraced in a single kiss. When they left the altar, the bridal party linked arms right behind them and they made their way outside to the bright afternoon sun.

“Alright, ya'll, so the reception is about two blocks from here,” Emile told them as he adjusted the brim of his hat. “Big ol' grassy area with a good view of the ocean.”

“We can walk there or we can make a bee line towards it,” Aurora added.

“I think we can walk,” Marla told them. “It's not like it's sweltering out anyways.”

Sam felt a tap on her shoulder right then, and she turned to find Joey right behind her, and her face lit up at the sight of him.

“So we walkin'?” he asked her in a low voice.

“I think we are.”

“I got the keys anyway.”

She dared not tell him about the guy next to him, and for all she knew, he had bowed out behind the church to throw up, and she didn't care, either. Joey need not another trigger like that to get him to drink again.

Aurora and Emile led the way down to the corner and around the bend: at the far end of the block was a cul de sac as well as that grassy area in question. Beyond that was a sliver of a view of the glimmering Atlantic Ocean. Emile held onto his hat with one hand while he held onto Aurora's shoulder with the other. Sam still had an odd feeling about them, especially since he never mentioned his previous wife once, or if things had been finalized between them before. There was only so much to know about them, and thus she dared not mention it to anyone. Her best friend had just gotten married.

Her best friend had just gotten married, and she couldn't even hold onto a boyfriend for herself.

The cool ocean breeze swelled up and pushed Aurora's long skirt up a bit.

“Easy there!” Joey cracked.

“I feel like I'm about to sail away,” she told him with a glimpse over her shoulder.

“Come sail away! Come sail away!” Joey sang out, and Emile peered back at him.

“Nice voice you got there, son!”

“Joey doesn't mess around you know,” Aurora told him.

“Just put out an album with that voice, too,” Sam added.

“The hell I did.” Joey looked behind him, and she knew he was looking for that drunk friend. Behind her was Marla and Belinda, and Alex lingered somewhere back there with Testament. She wondered about those kids in particular, and if Aurora's cousin knew that there was a drunk guy in the audience.

Soon, they reached the grassy area and she spotted a row of tables, including an empty one underneath the tree closest to them. Across from that stood the table with the wedding cake, a three tiered cake with black and white frosting and little pink and white roses decorated around it in that rich frosting. On the top tier were those little mannequins of Aurora and Emile: she was small and petite compared to his big and heavy stature.

Sam never realized how hungry she was until they sliced into that cake in front of everybody. Greg and Alex stood before her with eager looks on their faces.

“I am so hungry right now,” Greg confessed as Aurora handed out slices to everyone.

“Plenty for everyone and then some,” Emile told him, and he handed Sam a big slice of cake, complete with a rose on top. “For the maid of honor.”

“Thank you, my dear landlord,” she retorted to him.

“You know what? Just for being well behaved and so hard working, the next month's rent is on me.”

“Aw!” Her face lit up at that.

“Aw, man, I gotta move into where Sam's livin' at,” Louie called out from the back and everyone laughed out loud at that. Sam took the slice of cake to the table on the right, where the bridal party was instructed to be seated at. She took the spot closest to the cake table and she waited for Marla, Belinda, and Alex to join her; she had no idea if Aurora and Emile were going to be right next to her, but once the rest of the bridal party took their spots, she dug right into the cake.

“Oh, man, that's good cake,” Alex remarked.

“Courtesy of the Cherry Suicides,” Aurora told him as she handed out a slice to Joey.

“They made this?!” He gaped at her.

“No, it's from the best bakery in Narragansett—according to them anyways.”

“I see. I'll buy it, too—I need like a glass of milk with this.”

“Nice big frosty glass of milk,” Marla added.

“Where are those girls, anyway?” Sam asked her.

“They had to get to the venue,” Aurora replied as she adjusted her skirt, “Zelda called me yesterday and said there was no way they were gonna make it because of their own rehearsal. So I said, 'that's okay! Do what you have to do, and you'll be here in spirit.'”

Joey took his seat on the grass in front of Sam, which brought a chuckle out of her.

“What're you doing?” she asked him.

“I'm your date, remember?”

“At least get a chair, Joey,” Belinda laughed along with her.

“Nah, I'm good,” he assured her, and he showed Alex a fleeting glimpse. Sam returned to her cake and relished every bite of the chocolate inside, and of the black and white frosting on the outside; then there was that lovely oceanic breeze. She had been so acquainted with New York and with the Pacific Ocean that to feel the whispers of the Atlantic on her face was a world of its own.

Once she finished the rest of the frosting rose, she brought a hand to her mouth and closed her eyes.

“Here, I'll take that—” Joey offered her, and she opened her eyes to find his hand on the rim of the paper plate. She showed him a smile as he stepped towards a nearby trash can. Alex also had finished his cake, and then he waved at Greg; he hurried around them faster than those three children around the Young family table. Aurora's face was flushed from all the excitement but she smiled the whole entire time, and even more so when one of those kids came up to her.

“So show later tonight,” Marla proclaimed.

“Yup—the girls go on first, then Anthrax and Testament,” Sam recalled.

“Ooh, Anthrax between Zelda and Louie,” Belinda remarked.

“I might be there tonight, to be honest,” Marla told them.

“Really?” Sam raised her eyebrows at her.

“Yeah, I might as well. That album probably never would have sounded like it does if not for me and Charlie.”

“Wow—”

Sam was cut off by the sight of Joey darting past the table and towards Testament.

“Oh, no,” Belinda groaned.

“What the—”

Before anyone could say anything, Joey shouted something and it took Sam a few seconds to realize he yelled at Alex. He held his arm back.

Joey punched him right in the nose, and Alex fell backwards onto the empty table. The Young family stopped right in their tracks. Emile hurried over to them. And even though Alex wasn't very big, the legs buckled and the table collapsed underneath him. Joey lunged for him but Charlie and Scott grabbed him from behind.

“JOEY!” Sam shrieked as she climbed to her feet.

“Joey! Joey! It's not worth it!” Charlie exclaimed. “It's not worth it, man! It's not worth it!”

Joey tried to break free from their grip but Charlie in particular was too strong. Frank and James both joined in from behind and dragged him away from Alex.

“Get him out of here—get him out of here—” Chuck commanded them.

Alex groaned from the pain in his nose and from landing on the table and the grass, and Marla knelt down next to him. Sam and Belinda stood behind her.

“Shit—fuck, are you okay?” she gently asked him.

“You alright, Alex?” Chuck joined in; Marla extended her hand for him and she and Chuck helped him off of the grass. She almost lost her balance but she caught herself on the broken edge of the table.

“I think so—god, he really got me hard there.” Alex sat upright and Sam peered over Marla's head: his nose was bright red but it looked to be about it.

“I'm not bleeding, am I?” he asked them with a sniffle.

“No,” Marla assured him, “but does it feel like something's broken, though?”

“I don't think so,” he confessed as he held a hand to the tip of his nose. His legs shook like those on a newborn foal but he looked as though he was ready to start another fight with Joey.

“What was that all about?” Emile asked him, but Sam turned away to see where Joey had gone off to. A sinking feeling emerged in the pit of her stomach as she looked beyond the Young family and the blushing Aurora, to the trees. She spotted Charlie and Joey near the edge of the slope.

She held up her skirt and then bowed past everyone to see what was going on. Even with those three kids there, she could overhear Joey swearing like a sailor.

“Charlie, that fucking kid gave me the finger!” he said once she came within earshot, and she stopped right in her tracks. “I swear by it, man! I fucking swear by it!” On one hand, she wanted to curse out Joey for cursing in front of three children, but then again, she wondered exactly what happened there.

She turned back into the direction of the bridal party, but she noticed Marla helped Alex to a different table, far away from the main area, almost around the corner of a tall willow tree. Even from a distance, he grimaced from the pain and kept the back of his hand pressed to his nose. Marla asked him something and he nodded his head at her. He was alone at the table as Belinda went over to the Young table to talk to Aurora.

He raised his gaze to Sam and he frowned at her, still with his thumb pressed to the side of his nose.

“Why'd you give him the finger?” Sam demanded.

“What? I didn't!” Alex insisted with a wave of a hand. “I was just talking to Greg and I pointed my thumb upwards while I was telling him about the volume on the amps. He must've mistook it for something else.”

“I was standing right next to him when it happened,” she pointed out. “It looked like the middle finger, Alex.”

“Hey, why're you defending him? He pushed me and then he punched me! Both times you defended him.”

“Because Joey is my friend,” she declared. “And I'm trying to help him and get him out of old habits. And I don't need you flipping him off and getting him riled up because when he gets riled up, he drinks.”

He paused for a second: those deep eyes stared hard and cold into her.

“He drinks, Alex. He drinks. And he gets triggered by these things.”

“I did not flip him off,” he said through gritted teeth. She shook her head and closed her eyes in frustration.

“Just—stay right there,” she ordered with a wave of her hand. “I'll handle it.”

“I didn't flip him off, Samantha,” he repeated as she walked away. She headed back towards the main area but the last thing she needed to do was speak to anyone about anything that had happened. She rounded the corner of the trees and, careful not to bring any attention to herself, she slunk across the grass to the table with the wedding cake. She hoped Aurora wouldn't mind her taking a second slice for herself when she spotted Joey's black curls over by the far edge of the grass. Charlie had gone, but he sat there in the sun with his back towards her: even from a distance, she could see the split down his back. The punch to Alex's face did a number on that suit as well.

She walked towards him but once she left the shade, she hesitated right behind him. At least Aurora and Emile refused alcohol there, but she could sense it with him. He was craving it. Her mind fell blank, especially since she hadn't dealt with this sort of problem before. He wished for it.

She took a promise to get him away from it, and Belinda did, too. The only hope right then was that he wouldn't take the car and search for a drink. He did have the car keys on him.

But then she had an idea.

She sighed through her nose again, and she ambled the rest of the way across the grass. She tapped on his shoulder and he lifted his gaze from the shores down below up towards her. He squinted his brown eyes in the bright sunlight at her.

“Hey,” she gently greeted him.

“Hey,” he echoed her in a low voice.

“How're you feeling?”

He shrugged his shoulders and grimaced.

“Do you have the car keys?” she asked him.

“What you need the car for?”

“I want to get you something. You know, to cheer you up.”

“I really want a drink,” he confessed, “and I don't mean booze, either.”

“Okay. I'll do that for you.” He reached into his coat pocket for the car key, but she wasn't willing to leave right away. Instead, she strode past that table where Alex was seated at and she scowled at him.

“I did not flip him off,” he said a third time, and that time he said it in a terse tone of voice.

“Go sit over there,” she ordered again and she gestured to the far side of the grass, back towards the bridal party.

“Why?” He showed her a slight smirk.

“Because you're annoying and I don't want you here when I get back.”

“I'm annoying, is that what you said?”

She fumed at him, but then his smirk went away. And he shook his head. “Wow,” he muttered, and he stepped away from there. He kept his thumb pressed to the side of his nose all the while. But she rolled her eyes at him and she kept on walking towards the far side of the grass, where she reached the street. She spotted the spire on the church and she knew the cars were near there.

But then again, there was that little ice cream parlor across the street. She held onto her skirt as she crossed the dark pavement, and she did have some change in her pocket, enough for a drink of water for the both of them, although she knew there were plenty of drinks back at the reception. Just so long as it got her away from there for a bit. She couldn't believe Alex had done that, and she had lied to him, too: she had no idea what he was doing over there by Greg. For all she knew, Joey was telling the truth that time.

She returned to the grassy area with two cups of water for the two of them. Joey still sulked there with his back to her, but she hovered next to him.

“Wanna go sit at a table?” she offered him.

“Sure, why not.”

He stood up, and his jacket tore a bit more at the back, and he followed her back to that table on the far side of the grass. Scott's big Queens accent caught her ear right then, but she couldn't hear what he was saying.

“By the way, who was that guy who was with you earlier?” she asked him.

“The guy I borrowed the suit from—and yeah, he was pretty hammered. I tried my best to get him to cool his jets, but once the bride and groom left, he made a run for it outside. After we sit here for a bit, I'll go see if I can find 'em.”

“—Marge and I are getting married, too—” Scott proclaimed right then, to which Joey groaned. They walked right past the Young table at that moment.

“Fu—”

“Joey, watch your mouth,” Sam cut him off, and they kept on walking towards the table. He plopped down hard in that one spot under the tree and he shook his head.

“Frick, frick, frick, frick,” he stammered.

“What?”

“So many freaking weddings, I freaking swear to freaking god—frick!”

[ithinkthingsaboutstuff]

have you seen the finale

hi friend 

I have seen the final and holy pyjama lama 

I have some thoughts.

things i liked

1- Alex!!!

I loved her suit the black and blue, nice ( it ties in well with the superAlex look) also until further notice i will be calling her ‘Blue Bird’ (although i do agree it looks nightwing ish, I just love dick grayson to much to “take the name” from him) i also like that it goes well with Nia’s white and blue. 

so in future line ups its bule and white (nia) black and blue (alex) blue and red (kara) black and red (J’onn/Megan) , so that’s cool that they have team colours mixed between them. it also make brainy stand out with his purple which is a mix of red and blue so i found all of that really neat.

another thing I adored in this ep was that Alex wanted Kara to see her in the suit first and alone (behind the curtain) it was such a nice sister moment (that i have been missing this season) and its Alex ‘returning the favour’ as being the first to know about Kara. so it was a moment that was so sweet i actually had to pause for a second cause it was just to perfect.

and everything with her and Kelly was so cool and fun

2- Nia using her dream powers, god i have missed them, and her ‘day dreaming’ was nice to see again. She was also bad ass this ep.

3- Megan!! i did not know how much i missed her until she came back. i don’t know why she showed up out of the blue but i love her to much to care (if i had to guess it was to have another strong fighter character’ so that Melissa could stay away from action scenes without the team being under powered) 

the way she talked to Nia was so sweet and nice, big space mom energy. 

and the way she talked about J’onn was nice to, talking about both of their flaws and mistakes they made (lying about being a white martian and J’onn’s reaction) so it was nice to have that acknowledged. plus she was just seamless character into this group like she has been there all season so that was great.  

4- J’onn the gossip space dad loves to chat about his girls and that is just a nice touch to his character (and his relationship with Megan)

5- and this might be a hot take but i like how Kara treated and talked to Lena in the ep, not cruel or unfair but with honesty and a bit reserved, when she went off at Lena i literally yelled “finally”. when she said something along the lines of ‘i made one mistake and then you spent all this time to hurt me in every single way’ that felt so good to hear like FUCKING YES

6- Brainy’s ( for the sake of time Meghan’s brainy is being called M-brainy)

GREEN BRAINY HAS RETURNED!!!!!!!!!!!

i love and hated this part of the ep. like brainy pushing through all the pain to get the job done was soooo good and heart breaking. M-brainy was perfect to bring back for this (and a nice surprise). You could feel the sibling love between them.

the amount of pain he was willing to suffer and then Nia talking about not trusting him after his changes is so painful (in a good way).

when he said ‘i don’t want to die alone’ in the bar is such a tender moment that i could watch it a hundred times and it will still hit the same way. 

and when they held hands and had the ‘will you stay with me’ ‘until the very end’

(side note: 1-good call back ref, 2- i love that they used James line and not lily/snape’s ‘always’ i love alan rickan but snape’s character is super dice-y, plus James line always hits me in a way that i can only describe as a ‘Tolkening’ way, like gentle love that could warm a whole kingdom, kind of deal, just listen to billy boyd’s ‘the last goodbye’ that’s the feeling i’m talking about)

Lex coming in and taking the bottle is so hurtful and terrible and my heart hurts at that scene. (Lex is a bitch)  

Brainy, who’s character is built on compassion and love for others (despite outward appearances) is alone at what he thinks is the end, and no one knows what he did to protect them and is gone with out a goodbye or a even a fond ‘final memory’ of him for them to hold on to.   

he just goes into the night quietly thinking its what he deserves, it is honestly one of the reasons i love his character (comic or otherwise) is that quiet side to him, he is arrogant, smart-mouthed even insensitive but when things effect him quietly and deeply. and it is in the quiet where he shows love, even if no one understands it or even sees it. (i love him)     

(they better save him or i will burn this whole fandom to the ground.)

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Ok now on to the things that bugged me

1- Lex is a bitch (Jon is killing it though) 

I hate, hate, hate that he ‘planed’ for brainy to bottle them and then take it from him like for fuck sake can someone anyone get this guy bitch-slap please 

like I was fine with him ‘winning the day’ but I wanted him to be surprised or at least bested in SOME WAY like damn no one is that good 

and brainy IS SMARTER THEN HIM!!!

it was fine for like the first half of the season (first of the second half? whatever) but to not have a SINGLE THING go wrong for him is just bullshit 

let him underestimate brainy, let people one up him but not in a way that will completely stop him but in a way that he has to rethink how he moves forward.

the perfectness of Lex is getting annoying now. (which ironically is the most common complaint about the superfam in general)

2- (Might be another hot take) Kara just forgave Lena at the end 

like what? really she does one day of probation and that’s that. after a whole season months and mouths of backstabbing and betrayal and TRYING to kill Kara and then having the nerve to BLAME her for it.

“look what you’ve done”  to Kara and not ‘look what I’ve done for you’

I’m not saying she should not have a redemption I just think it needed to be like more earned then literally just making a suit and standing in the way of like one not so good assassin.

i think Kara should have been more of ‘I can’t forgive you yet, but i want us to work towards it, if your willing.’

cause that “you proved yourself at every turn, I was not ready to forgive you yet but i am now”

like WTF,  

i am legitimately horrified by how quick that was. like work towards it, that is all i ask.    

[mingisblackgf]

i’ll be your babygirl (part one)

pairing: chan x fem!reader

genre: youtubers!au; smut, fluff, crack

warnings: none, just a buncha teasing fun

summary: in which one of 10 pretty princesses accidentally gets her nudes leaked and just the wrong someone gets his naughty little hands on them.

I could have shit myself.

I know, not exactly a beautiful image to begin the demise of my reputation forever, but it was true. 

Was I that stupid? 

It’s my fault. I know it is. I just had to be friendly. I just had to be friends with the idiots due to our similar careers when absolutely none of the other girls were.

“Bea, help me! What the fuck are you doing? You’re killing me here, literally.” Charlene screamed, smashing the keyboard with all her might. 

I contemplated getting up and running out of the room and moving on a mountain. Also, Charlene was a bit violent when it came to video games. She’d probably punch me later.

“Fucking shit I’m an idiot!” I yell out, throwing off my microphone and bursting from my chair. It looked like I saw a spider or something, but no. It was the extended responses from those Stray Kids dudes. 

Every single one of them replied fast. And with a more interesting response than the next.

Every. Single. One. 

“What?” Bayou sputters.

“You kidding me? You made us through the game, now the homeless kid losers are gonna take it over us. Again. Fuck.” Victoria was another one that got overly competitive. Not that it was bad, I mean, female gamers need a fighting spirit to override the idiots.

Those guys. That I just sent my naked body to. 

“We literally not uploading that.” Marie-Caroline commented, shaking her head.

“Agreed. Sad. I thought we had a chance, I was kicking Hyunjin’s ass in the first round.” Sophie added, getting up from the desktop.

I could have rolled my eyes at the sass of those two, but I was too busy contemplating how my life was ending.

“Beatrix!” Alex yelled to me, grabbing my shoulders and shook me out of the trance I was in. “What the hell has gotten into you? Let’s talk.” She sits me down then, in my chair, and suddenly in our den I felt surrounded like a tiger in a den full of lions.

There were 10 chairs of course, full of self-entitled princesses from all different walks of life: Alexandra, Sophie, Charlene, Aurora, Marie-Caroline, Bayou, Victoria, Masako, Lily and me, Beatrix, or Bea.  

It was strictly ironic that we all had names of old princesses, emperesses, and even princesses’ palace pet (in Bayou and Lily’s case) and went to school together, all dropped out at once to be Youtubers.

We played video games, ate and slept all day everyday.

We didn’t do much “lady-ish” things besides cooking or I don’t know, painting our fingernails? Shopping?

Point is we made a living of some sort off this “princess” thing on the YouTube thing. Despite how shitty it is, we have about 3.5 million subscribers. Adsense is good. We’re living good. I mean, it has to be good with 10 girls in a house together. 

Damsels In a Dress indicates we always wear dresses when were play some game, like League of Legends or Fortnite. Maybe Call of Duty. Depends on the mood really. 

The reason why I’m telling you that definitely sets the scene for how intimidating my friends looked, surrounding me along with the desktop computers and laptops, mics, empty soda cans and junk (Bayou was good at that cleaning stuff) with paused League game play.

And how they were going to totally freak when I told them I was going to be totally blackmailed by what the website saw as “enemies.”

And that I’m shitting myself.

“H-happened? Nothing happened? I just, lost focus, that’s all.” I laughed nervously, twisting my upper body to prove the point. Of course I was lying. How could I tell the fucking truth? Say I sent my nudes I meant to send them to our fake arch rivals?

I’m gonna get my ass handed to me on a silver platter! Victoria’s going to beat my ass! Sidenote: I’m not actually scared of Vicki, she’s just a tough ass bitch. Anyway.

“Beatrix Rose Santiago. What. The. Fuck. Happened.” Victoria gritted through her teeth. See, she knew exactly how to break me. 

“IaccidentallyAirdroppedthenudesImeanttosendyouguystoStrayKidsgroupchatandtheyallsawandrespondedtoit! Wow. I just got so hungry. What a mouthful, can we eat, we should eat!” 

“What.” Marie-Caroline started.

“No.” Lily couldn’t believe it.

“You actually didn’t.” Sophie’s jaw dropped.

“Bea!” Marie whined like a wet baby.

Looks like they understood me.

Victoria flew from her seat and grabbed the phone from my hand, a phone I was dreading to light up. 

“Vicki!” I cried, wanting to die. 

“No, we’re surveying this group chat! We’re reading it!”

It kept lighting up on it’s own.

They kept texting me.

Stray Kids.

Probably making fun of me.

I’m screwed.

Vicki flew back to her seat and started reading the text messages out, everyone crowding around her like a bee to honey.

seungmininthebuilding: BEATRIX? more like BEA-TITS! hahhhhhhhh…

changbean: I should stop looking at that… but how did those tits get so…

hyunjinishere: we got ourself a prize here, the “accidental nude” is such good headline! You’re toast, darling! Don’t tell your friends~

yourhoeminho: you done goofed bea-bitch

feeeelix: it’s child pornography, the cops are on their way.

Individual Text Message:

chanthegoat: I could leak this picture. But I really want it for myself. 

“Whoa whoa whoa, what the fuck? Now Chan’s trying to smash!” Masako narrated like a TV host, eating on the edge of her chair chomping on popcorn.

“Oh no he isn’t,” I almost sprinted to where Vicki was sitting, looking over my phone to confirm her words. Sadly. Jesus Christ. He did.

He does? He usually wasn’t the one to be… into girls. 

At least that’s what I see in their YouTube videos. Unfortunitely, fans ship us all the time since we’re both against each other but we have similar skill sets and such.

Makes me sick.

“Well, respond!”

pinupprincess: Idk what you mean

chanthegoat: Think about us, we could burn up the second we fuck

pinupprincess: Are you…blackmailing me?

chanthegoat: Is that what you call it?

Shit.

[dysphoric-dumbass13]

guess what bitch. all of the flower asks. if i have to do it, you have to do it

Hahaha, love you too. Asshole.

Alisons: Sexuality? - Hahahaha bold of you to assume I have any clue. I like girls. I like guys. I like nonbinary people. And other people on the spectrum. I’m not pan, idk what though. Plus the label doesn’t really matter.

Amaranth: Pronouns/Gender? - I’m a demiboy, so he/him/his or they/them/theirs. Whichever, it doesn’t really matter. Though I personally feel more masculine.

Amaryllis: Birthday? - Today lol (January 13th)

Anemone: Favorite flower? - Would it be cliche and stupid to say roses? Because those. Weirdly.

Angelonia: Favorite t.v. show? - Damn that’s hard. Between BBC Sherlock, BBC Merlin, Supernatural, Once Upon A Time, and John Mulaney (shut up it counts)

Arum-Lily: What’s the farthest you’d go for a stranger? - It really depends on the situation. I would give away clothing, risk my life, give them shelter in my home, allow them to borrow my phone, but them lunch... I’d do a lot for anyone. Even though I have trust issues.

Aster: What’s one of your favorite quotes? - “Yeah, the asshole who sent me this (love you alex)” - @eyeforaneye-toothforatooth lmao. Truly though? “Your destiny is calling, you better find out what he wants.” and “A half cannot truly hate that which makes it whole.”, both from Merlin, about Merlin and Arthur. They're just so gay.

Aubrieta: Favorite drink? - Tea.

Baby’s Breath: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? - Meh. Sure. I don’t really care. The one right before that by like 10 seconds, 100%.

Balsam Fir: Have you ever been in love? - Yes. Oh god yes.

Baneberries: Favorite song? - Literally impossible. You are insane.

Basket of Gold: Describe your family. - A disaster. Both biological and chosen. I have 3 little brothers in my chosen family and all of them are younger than me.

Beebalm: Do you have a best friend? Who is it? - I have 5. The bitch who sent me this (love you), Evan, TJ, Shiro, and Sid.

Begonia: Favorite color? - Bloodred and black.

Bellflower: Favorite animal? - Wolves. They’re amazing.

Bergenia: Are you a morning or night person? - I’m not a person. But mornings fuck me up dude.

Black-Eyed Susan: If you could be any animal for a day, what would it be? - A dodo bird. Because they’re all dead.

Bloodroots: When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? - So many things. A lead singer of a band (which I might get to do soon, yay), a policeman, an fbi agent, a photographer, etc. 

Bluemink: What are your thoughts on children? - I love them, I’d probably adopt older children because they need it the most, but I love children so much.

Blazing Stars: What are you afraid of? Is there a reason why? - I answered this earlier, “I am afraid of spiders. Because they have so many legs and so many eyes and THEY DON’T FUCKING NEED ALL OF THEM LIKE WTF?!?!?!?!?!”

Borage: Give a random fact about your childhood. - About 75% of the food my brother and I ate was Ramen, Pop Tarts, and instant rice.

Bugleherb: How would you spend your last day on Earth? - With the people I love the most.

Buttercup: Relationship status? - Sadly single :(

Camelia: If you could visit anywhere, where would you want to go? - Ireland. Without a doubt. It’s so beautiful.

Candytufts: When do you feel most loved? - I answered this one too. “When I’m cuddling with someone I care about while watching one of my favorite shows or movies. Or just when I’m cuddling someone I care about. And yes, that includes my puppy. (Funny joke, I’m watching Merlin while watching Merlin) (Merlin is my puppy).”

Canna: Do you have any tattoos? - Sadly no. I will though.

Canterbury Bells: Do you have any piercings? - Two in each ear.

California Poppy: Height? - 5′3½″

Cardinal Flower: Do you believe in ghosts? - Yeah.

Carnation: What are you currently wearing? - Jeans and a flannel, as always.

Catnip: Have you ever slept with a nightlight? - Yes.

Chives: Who was the last person you hugged? - Sid. He’s the best, honestly.

Chrysanthemum: Who was the last person you kissed? - TJ. He’s basically my brother. The person before that was Shiro, and both of those were New Years Day at like midnight.

Cock’s Comb: Favorite font? - Calligraphy. It’s so fun to write in. But in computers, Times New Roman for some reason.

Columbine: Are you tired? - *in Snape’s voice* Alllllllways

Common Boneset: What are you looking forward to? - A good night’s sleep for once.

Coneflower: Dream job? - Lead singer of a rock band, which I’ll probably get to do soon!

Crane’s-Bill: Introvert or extrovert? - Extrovert, definitely.

Crocus: Have you ever been in love? - This question was already asked. But yes.

Crown Imperial: What’s the furthest you’d go for someone you care about? - To the ends of the Earth.

Cyclamen: Did you have a favorite stuffed animal as a child? What was it? - Yes. It was a huge stuffed cheetah. Now it’s a giant stuffed bear from Evan.

Daffodil: What’s your zodiac sign? - Capricorn. I was supposed to be an Aquarius. And I personally think I’m an Aquarius more than a Capricorn.

Dahlia: Have you done anything worth remembering? - Not really. Other than date people.

Daisy: What do you feel is your greatest accomplishment? - I don’t fucking know. Winning the school spelling bee in 5th grade?

Daylily: What would you do if your parents didn’t like your partner(s)? - I wouldn’t care. If I love them and they love me, that’s all that matters to me.

Dandrobium: Who is the last person you said “I love you” to? - Sid I think.

False Goat’s Beard: What is something you are good at? - Idk. Singing?

Foxgloves: What is something you’re bad at? - Everything.

Freesia: What are three good things that have happened to you in the last month? - I got a puppy, I got my binder, I gave my (now ex) girlfriend the best gift I’ve ever given in my life.

Garden Cosmos: How was your day today? - Considering all I’ve done is watched Merlin, type this, and cuddle with Merlin? Pretty good.

Gardenia: Are you happy with where you're at in your life? - Nope.

Gladiolus: What is something you hope to do in the next year or two? - Die :)

Glory-of-the-Snow: What are ten things that make you happy/you’re grateful to have in your life? - In no particular order: @eyeforaneye-toothforatooth, Evan, TJ, Shiro, Sid, Merlin, BBC Merlin, Sherlock, Supernatural, Harry Potter

Heliotropium: What helps you calm down when you feel stressed? - Healthily? Dying my hair, listening to music, reading, writing, and getting hugs.

Hellebore: How do you show your affection? - Many ways. Mostly hand hearts, gifts, trust, and hugs.

Hoary Stock: What are you proudest of? - My flannel collection. I don’t know the exact number but it’s immense.

Hollyhock: Describe your ideal day. - cuddling with my friends while watching shows and movies and reading.

Hyacinth: What do you like to do in your free time? - Read. Write. Listen to music. Watch TV. Cuddle.

Hydrangea: How long have you known your best friend? How did you meet them? - ok gimme a sec.

@eyeforaneye-toothforatooth: They hated me when we met. We’ve known each other for... 3 or 4 years? We met in science in 6th grade I think.

Evan: We met in 6th grade. They noticed we had the same flannel on and commented on it. I hated them for like 2 years. Then we became friends, dated, now we’re best friends. I love them so much.

TJ: He was a friend of my best friend’s friend. Started hanging out in 7th grade, been like brothers ever since.

Shiro: Barely knew each other, then kinda “met” in 8th grade. Quickly became friends, dated, became best friends ever since.

Sid: Met him in SAGA this year. He bought me a binder, he’s the kindest person to me at my new school. I love him so much.

Irises: Who can you talk to about (almost) everything? - I can talk to @eyeforaneye-toothforatooth about practically everything. I love them so much.

Laceleaf: How many friends do you have? - Surprisingly a lot.

Lantanas: What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received? - Idk. “You look very handsome today.”?

Larkspur: What do you think of yourself? - What an utter piece of garbage.

Lavender: What’s your favorite thing about yourself? - My eyebrows? Idk they look cool, especially when I do them. One’s got a slit.

Leather Flower: What’s your least favorite thing about yourself? - All of it.

Lilac: What is something you liked to do as a child? - Sleep. When I could.

Lily: Who was your best friend when you were a kid? - It changed at least once every year. Paige, Sheyenne, Peyton, Chloe, the list goes on.

Lily of the Incas: What is something you still feel guilty of? - I followed everyone in kinda making fun of this kid who was a trans girl. I felt so guilty about it then, and I feel so guilty about it now. I hope she is living her best life now, and if she’s reading this I want her to know I am so so sorry. And I have felt it too, I have been made fun of for my gender identification. I am so sorry.

Lily of the Nile: What is something you feel guilty for that you shouldn’t feel guilty about? - Idk. There’s one thing I’m sworn not to tell about but the person who asked me this knows, so it doesn’t matter.

Lupine: What does your name mean? Why is that your name? - My deadname? Means “grace of god”, because my family is very Christian. My chosen name? Means “Defender of men; protector of mankind.” Which is honestly just so badass. I chose it because I liked it and it was genderneutral.

Marigold: Where did you grow up? Tell us about it. - Fort Collins, Colorado babyyyyyyyyy. It was nice and peaceful and small and I loved it.

Morning Glory: What was your bedroom like growing up? - Small. Always a disaster. Sadly shared with my brother.

Mugworts: What was it like for you as a teenager? Did you enjoy your teenage years? - So far? Sucky as fuck. I hate it. I love my friends, but other than that I hate it. I’m only like halfway through them anyway. It’s been spent trying to prove to my parents that I am just as good as my brother, who I happened to raise.

Norwegian Angelica: Tell us about your mom. - Awesome. Sweet and kind, short, with red hair, hazel eyes, and freckles. She’s caring, and she was raised in a Christian house but she’s trying so hard to be accepting, to fight against her religion for her child and I love that so much. I love her so much.

Onions: Tell about your dad. - Kinda annoying. Plays video games all day and makes my brother and I do everything around the house. He tries to be nice and stuff but it really doesn’t work that well. He basically says he “doesn’t care” about the whole sexuality thing and gender thing and then he says stuff like “you can’t really know til your hormones have settled” and “Your name is your name until you can legally change it.” It’s stupid.

Orchid: Tell about your grandparents. - Which ones? I have multiple. I have 4 grandmas and 4 grandpas. Tho I suppose they’re all pretty similar. Very Christian, yet pretty accepting. They love me to death. I have one super transphobic grandpa, but basically all of them helped me raise my brother when I was little and my dad was asleep from working nights and my mom was at work all day. I owe them a lot. And I love them so much.

Pansy: What was your most memorable birthday? What made it so memorable? - My 12th. My best friend Val was there and so was my friend Tei and that was it, and they basically got along too well and I was really left out of things at my own birthday party. It was annoying. It was the first time I ever felt true jealousy, and that’s why I remember it so well. I haven’t liked a birthday since because it reminds me of that. I used to like it because it was a day when my parents actually payed attention to me and were off, but now everyone makes too big of a deal of it and I just wish it didn’t exist.

Petunia: If you’re in a relationship, how did you meet your partner(s)? If you’re not in a relationship, how did you meet your crush/how do you hope to meet your future partner(s), if you want any? - SAGA club, he founded it a couple years ago. He’s super kind to me and he does so much for me, god I don’t deserve him. He bought me a binder. And he’s my best friend. I love him so much.

Pincushion: How do you deal with pain? - Healthily? Getting hugs and cuddles from my better friends. I can’t really do much of that lately though. *cries in a corner*

Pink: Where is home? - With the family and friends I’ve found.

Plantain Lilies: If you could go back in time, what is one thing you would stop/change? - Wow. Hard choice. I’d either kill Hitler as a baby, or prevent my own conception.

Prarie Gentian: Who is someone you look up to? Describe them. - Sid if you’re reading this I am so sorry, and I’m so sorry for mentioning you so much. But I look up to him, because he is one of the best people I know. I love him so much. He’s sweet and just sadncaspdnnhciodsifcnsjxsojcm.

Primrose: Describe your ideal life. - Idc what’s going on in it, as long as it’s with my found family and friends. I’d like my depression, anxiety, and ADHD to disappear though, ideally.

Rhondendron: What is something you used to believe in as a child? - Jesus. Or life. Either one works.

Ricinus: Who’s the most important in your life? - That’s hard. @eyeforaneye-toothforatooth, Sid, Evan, TJ, Shiro, Freddie Mercury, Elton John, or David Bowie (may Mercury and Bowie rest in peace)

Rose: What’s your favorite sound? - Music. Definitely music.

Rosemallows: What’s your favorite memory? - When I was at our first organized rehearsal for OneActs. I just love hanging out with so many fellow gays (and yes, I am including the straight twink that is Simon)

Sage: What’s your least favorite memory? - Um, I don’t want to go into detail on that. I was 5. It was bad.

Snapdragon: At this moment, what do you want? - A boyfriend lol

St. John’s Wort: Is it easy or difficult for you to express how you feel about things? - Depends. In a relationship? Pretty easy. Any other time? Near impossible until I break.

Sunflower: What is something you don’t want to imagine your life without? - There’s 3. Pie, music, and my brother TJ.

Sweet Pea: How much sleep did you get last night? - I doped myself up on melatonin so about 7½. Usually its between 1 and 4, if I’m lucky enough to fall asleep.

Tickseed: What’s your main reason to get up every morning? - The people I care most about. My best friends. Also the reason I don’t stab myself through the heart. They keep me going. I love them all so much. They mean too much to me to hurt them, if I could in any way.

Touch-Me-Not: How do you feel about your current job? - Living or school? Either one I hate it. I don’t have an actual job.

Transvaal Daisy: What’s your favorite item of clothing? - My flannels. Or my band tees. Or my leather jacket from TJ.

Tropical White Morning Glory: Describe your aesthetic. - I don’t fully know what this is asking. I guess the smell of worn flannel, old worn leather, grease from a car, hair dye, smudged eyeliner, and conjoined lips? Idk.

Tulip: What would be the best present to get you? - Idk. Best present I’ve ever recieved was a binder. But I’d say worn flannel from a thrift store.

Vervain: What’s stressing you out most right now? - Grandparents spamming my phone with “Happy Birthday [deadname]!!!” texts

Wisteria: How many books have you read in the last few months? What were they called? - Idk dude.

Wolf’s Bane: Where do you want to be in life this time next year? - Dead or with a partner.

Yarrow: Do you know what vore is? - Oddly enough, no. But I don’t think I want to.

Zinnia: Give a random fact about yourself. - I have green eyes.

Kass I hate you.

[comastoast]

@wuunderstruck​ here’s my rambles of plots for our muses pls lov me:tm:

╰ ☾ ⛧⌒*｡ Cooper Velasquez

( ETHAN MCDONALD, Dylan O’Brien, 23 ) OH MY GOD HE’S A MECHANIC AND I JUST AGGRESSIVELY i was gonna go in order BUT I WANT A TPOSE AND DOBRI BROTP FROM WHEN THEY WERE KIDS AND THEY WORK IN THE SAME MECHANIC SHOP / ETHAN’S SHOP AND JUST them working for hours on end and shooting the shit then going out for drinks after work nd talkin about girls and hard jobs or talk about old cars they wanna buy and flip and just fuckin brodown towntown listen i just got so stoked when i saw cooper was a mechanic pls love me

╰ ☾ ⛧⌒*｡ Addison Cohen

( ALEX HENNY, Herman Tommeraas, 21 ) ugh college bros or a cute lil ship where they’re in all the same classes basically and Alex picks her up in the mornings from her dorm or house with coffee and they sit next to each other in every class and shoot the shit and then Alex convincing her to go to a frat party where they wind up just sitting up on the roof talkin about school & where they’re gonna be in ten years & their lives & ITS JUST A CUTE COLLEGE SHIP

╰ ☾ ⛧⌒*｡ Cameron Hayes

( XAVIER MARTIN, Nat Wolff, 23 ) OK SO I CAN TOTALLY SEE THEM DOIN SKETCHY STUFF TOGETHER because a few of their things line up besides hacker but with how loner-y Xavier is I can imagine him being a hacker with or against Cameron??? ANd they can either be squad and late nights tryin’a hack into something or little shitty hacking games and they have this abandoned house where they meet up and we can even go full Mr. Robot where they’re tryin’a take down the government

( NOLAN GRAND, Aaron Tveit, 25 ) I saw good punches and i was like oo boi either they hate eachother nd fight all the time or they bros and they go out and get into fights with other people / they’re eachothers wingmen like gimmie those VIBES BRO

╰ ☾ ⛧⌒*｡ Fallon Birch

( MAGS O’SULLIVAN, Saoirse Ronan, 23 ) Ok the simple ‘feeling of beginning again’ was enough for me for these two bc Mags is the feeling of the first day of summer so I feel like they’re both like that burst of freedom(?) but either way I definitely want a lowkey long-distance ex girlfriend for Mags and I don’t know if Fallon could fall into that but imagine the cute letters and the phone calls and late night texts bc maybe they broke up bc Fallon moved out of state or Mags moved away or something and the whole ‘i still feel for you but the distance is KILLING ME’

╰ ☾ ⛧⌒*｡ Jacqueline "Jack" Belmont

( MILO SHEPARD, Nick Jonas, 24 ) ugh just imagine she’s his usual bartender and he actively goes when he knows she’s working because for some reason he just feels like she actually sees him despite the fact the only people who ever talk to him / “see” him only view him as that guy who took their kids away from them bc apparently they’re not good parents and Milo & Jack have this nice bond where they sort of talk about their days but it’s vague and it’s usually really later on at night when there’s no one really in the bar besides the usual drunks & dudes lookin to get laid but Milo is strictly there just to unwind after long days or incredibly rough cases and they just have this refreshing bond

( OPHELIA MONROE, Billie Lourd, 22. ) UGH THEY BOTH WORK AT THE ANIMAL SHELTER AND BOND OVER THE POOR ANIMALS and lowkey they both talk eachother out of adopting anymore animals bc you know Ophie has like three dogs and four cats and it’s dramatic but she just keeps feeling so bad for the poor babies who can’t find homes so she takes them and Ophie and Jack go for walks / take their animals out and they’re just girl squad goals as FUCK

 ╰ ☾ ⛧⌒*｡ Rowan Penn

( JACKSON ALLEN, Daniel Sharman, 23 ) I’m A Slut For This Ship Okay Please Just Love Me but imagine they met one night when he was drunk and going to a diner and she just happened to be there and Jack mistook her for an old friend of his but he refused to listen to her deny she was that friend and they start talking and it’s an awkward like ‘i’m not who you think i am but you’re so drunk and kinda bein cute talkin about the old days so i’m not gonna stop you’ but the next day he wakes up and he’s like ‘oh my god i just told you all these embarrassing stories and you’re not even who i THOUGHT YOU WERE WHAS GOING ON.’ but they develop a friendship off it / possibly a slowburn or even a FAST BURN like WHATEVER YOU WANT

( LENNON, Jaria Burns, 23 ) YOUTUBE SQUAD, ROWAN IS ACTUALLY LENNON’S INSPIRATION, LIKE HER TOTAL MVP / ROLEMODEL AND THEY MEET AND LENNON IS JUST LIKE A HOT MESS LIKE ‘rowan god damn penn i have been in love w you for YEARS’ just like a total fan and they do a few video collabs and it can either be GREAT and they become BEST friends or it can go HORRIBLY and they lowkey hate eachother but have to pretend to be nice to not ruin eachothers reputations

╰ ☾ ⛧⌒*｡ plots off your wishlist !!

During a bank robbery you’re surprised when the criminals seem to recognize you and retreat in fear. Only later do you learn that your high school sweet-heart now runs a global crime syndicate and has you placed on a “No Harm” list. You decide to pay them a visit after all these years. ( I can definitely see Mitch being the one who put one of your muses on the ‘no harm’ list, I rec lola jade park or marley birch !! )

hey, gimme a mlm or wlw plot where they both work for a company like buzzfeed or sourcefed (rest in peace ;( ), and do videos and bits together and are vv cute and everyone thinks so and tbh, they do too but they’re also losers who never do anything about it so they use their status as internet personalities as excuses to be w each other (like date night vlogs ?? find the best place in the city to wind and dine). and they’re just v cute and slow burn w lots of tension. ( BIH SHUT UP LENNON & ROWAN VIBES )

ok but a ‘your apartment is next to/above mine & i can hear you & your partner dancing & singing & the bed moving & you two laughing & talking in hushed tones & it won’t let me sleep so i bitch about it to you 24/7 & then one day it just stops & one day turns into one week & then months & i haven’t seen you smile in forever please let me in, i’ve been knocking for ten minutes’ au. ( SCREAMS HEATH & JACK OR KAZ & TATE just imagine the angst )

i just want a damaged, broken boy who doesn’t have a lot of friends & keeps to himself & a caring, kind girl who takes interest in him & gets him to open up & rocks him in her lap when he can’t stop crying & rubs his back when he has nightmares & teaches him that it’s okay to show his pain because being strong doesn’t have to mean hiding your emotions please give me this ( I can definitely see Xavier being the sad boi & any of your girls consoling him or even Milo being the sad boy bc his job is so rough OR I can see Colby taking care of one of your sad bois or Lily because they’re both that soft lemme hold ur hand for a bit ok )

is anyone down to make an m/f platonic af brotp. where they go on lil friend lunch dates, randomly show up @ each other’s places, and stay up late talking shit about their shitty date they just went on. and they fight like a married couple and hold grudges against each other. but if someone were to fuck with one of them, the other would be like “wait bitch, only i’m allowed to do that.” ( GIRL WTF PLEASE GIVE ME A BROTP FOR LENNON, MAGS, ETHAN OR XAVIER LIKE DAMN IM HERE FOR 50 OF THESE THREADS PLATONIC BROTPS ARE MY AESTHETIC )

[remusluqins]

Warning: loud screaming, crying, shrieking, cursing, yelling, Bawling, wailing, weeping and anger are implied in this. Read at your own risk ~ Alex

Note: no vases or tables were harmed in the making of this.

Ok, so Im just gonna dump this here, becuase some people need it tbh. *breaths in* *breathes out*

REGULUS BLACK IS THE SLYTHERIN HERO I AM SLYTHERIN DON’T FUCKING ARGUE WITH ME ON THIS.

REGULUS BLACK FUCKING DIED IN A CAVE BY CORPSES DROWNING HIM JUST SO VOLDEMORT CAN FALL AND FUCKING DIE. HE FUCKING DIED LIKE THAT. AT EIGHT-FUCKING-TEEN.

WHAT HE DID = THAT FUCKING HELL.

HIS PARENTS DRAGGED HIM INTO THIS ENTIRE FUCKING EDGY FIASCO THAT HE NEVER WANTED TO JOIN. HE BECAME A DEATH EATER AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE. HE WAS SO FUCKING SCARED . YET HE HAD THE COURAGE TO FUCKING DEFY VOLDEMORT LIKE THAT. HE DIDN’T NEED A FUCKING BULSHITING LOVE STORY THAT HAS NO LOVE IN IT TO REDEEM HIMSELF. UNLIKE SOME GREASY BITCH.

I’ll say it once

I’ll say it twicE

👏👏👏👏👏

REGULUS

👏👏👏👏👏

ARCTURUS

👏👏👏👏👏

BLACK

👏👏👏👏👏

IS

👏👏👏👏👏 THE

👏👏👏👏👏 SLYTHERIN

👏👏👏👏👏 HERO

👏👏👏👏👏 SNIVELLUS CAN CATCH THESE HANDS. HE IS NOT THE FUCKING SLYTHERIN HERO EJEITOFIWFICIRIEI IM STILL SHOOK AT HOW SOME PEOPLE COULD FORGIVE HIM

GGGKGKSKSKFJ HE ISN’T THE FUCKING SLYTHERIN HERO

DJIREOAOOXH SALAZAR IS UGLY CRYING IN HIS GRAVE

JTIFIDIW GODRIC IS FIGHTING OTHER CORPSES

FUEISIDJCN ROWENA IS CONTEMPLATING A SECOND DEATH

XUEIWOCO HELGA IS BAKING A PIE

I’M SO FUCKING PISSED HOW CAN PEOPLE REDEEM THIS EXCUSE OF A HUMAN. SEVERE-ILLNESS SNAPE LITERALLY ABUSES A CHILD FOR 6 YEARS, AND HIS ONLY REASON TO DO THAT IS THAT THE KIDS FUCKING DEAD MOTHER MARRIED ANOTHER MAN. WHO IS ALSO DEAD. AND CRYING IN HIS GRAVE. HE IS WHAY A BOGGART TAKES FORM OF WHEN CONFRONTED WITH A CHILD.

FUCKING HELL HE WAS A CHILD’S NIGHTMARE. NEVILLE LONGBOTTOMS BIGGEST FEAR IS HIS TEACHER.

HE CALLED THE WOMAN HE LOVES A M*DBLOOD???!?!? IF THAT’S LOVE THEN THAT’S SOME HARLEY N JOKER SHIT. ABUSIVE SHIT.

*PUNCHES TABLE* DUWIGOWPIS NANNF LEOWQPPFVK

HOW CAN PEOPLE LOVE HIM AND MAKE FANFICTION ABOUT HIM.

PEOPLE WISH THEY COULD MEET HIM. I WOULD FUCKING BARF?? I DON’T WANT NO SLIMEY SONOFABITCH NEAR ME. GET THE BUG SPRAY PLS.

ALSO; THIS IS SOMETHING A LOT OF PEOPLE FORGET. PETER PETTIGREW IS NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO RATTED OUT LILY AND JAMES. FUCKING SLIMEU OVER HERE TOLD VOLDEMORT THAT HE HEARD DUMBLEDORE SPEAK OF A CHILD WITH A POWER TO OVERCOME HIM AND HE ASSUMED IT WAS LILY’S UNBORN SON.

*BREAKS A VASE* THE FUCKING SLIMEY DIRTBAG IS HALF THE REASON WHY LILY AND JAMES ARE ROTTING IN A GRAve. THAT IS THE ENTIRE FUCKING REASON TO HATE HIS SLIMY GOOEY GUTS.

FIWOEOGIXJWJTKC AFTER THAT, THE JERKASS OBVI FELT BAD, SO HE TOLD DUMB-LEDORE TO SAVE LILY. KEYWORD = LILY. HE DIDN’T FUCKING GIVE A FLYING FUCKING FUCK ABOUT LILY’S HUSBAND AND CHILD. JUST LILY.

THIS IS FUCKED UP IM SCREAMING IN FISH LANGUAGE?!?!?! THE ONLY REASON HE DID THIS WAS BECAUSE HE WAS PATHETICALLY IN LOVE WITH A GIRL WHO DUMPED HIM BECAUSE HE WAS A DICK TO HER?!?!?! FUCKING FUCK.

IF VOLDEMORT HAD ASSUMED THAT NEVILLE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE, NOT HARRY, HE FUCKING WOULD NOT HAVE CARED AT ALL. HE WOULDVE CONTINUED LIFE BEING A DEATH EATER. KILLING MUGGLES LEFT AND RIGHT. WEEPING OVER LILY TO HIS EMPTY CONDITIONER BOTTLES. HE WOULD HAVE DONE NOTHING “AMAZING” AND WE WOULDN’T HAVE THIS CONVERSATION .

ALSO,,,,,, SEVERE-ILLNESS OVER HERE KNEW THAT TO BE AN AUROR ONE WOULD NEED TO GET AN O *OUTSTANDING* ON ALL THEIR O.W.L’S. SO HE LOWERED HARRY’S GRADE BY A TAD. JUST SO THE POOR BOY COULD SUFFER.

ROEPGIEKWMFMXMAJC *SCREAMS* THIS EXCUSE OF A LONELY , OLD AND EXPIRED MAN HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO IN HIS LIFE SO HE KILLS PEOPLE AND BULLIES CHILDERN.

GOYLE MADE HERMOINE’S TEETH GROW HUGE AND SLIMEBALL LOOKED HER IN THE EYE AND SAID HE SEES NO DIFFERENCE?!?!?!?

THE GIRL PUT A PERMENANT SPELL TO MAKE HER TEETH SMALLER?!?!? JUST BECUASE OF HER TEACHER,!,?!?! WHAT A BASTARD.

I could go on writing on how snape is a trashy bucket of grease *my favorite pass-time hobby* but my thumbs hurt a lot rn, so there will be a continuation of this. If you support my movement, just pm me and we’ll talk shit about severe-illness over here.

Alex , out *drops mic*

[justagirlwritingherlilheartout]

Tall, dark and hansome (Tig-Sons of Anarchy)

Request: An imagine where your on a road trip with some of your friends and your RV fucks up and the guys have to order a part so they let u crash in the lot for a couple nights in your rv and one of the nights the guys are all outside chilling and your there and your friend suggests that you give each other tattoos for fun (yor pretty drunk) so ofcourse everyones like yes so u go to your bike and pull out your disassembled machine (like prison style machine that u made) and are putting it together (1/2)

(2/2) your putting the machine together and you can barely stand but your friend is still letting you tat thier leg so your doing all this and chilling with your friends and the guys are watching (they are drinking too but not plastered) and your friend tattoos you but when you wake up the next day the tattos yalls got last night arent as cute and funny anymore so your hungover and have a shitty drunk tattoo from your friend and your putting your machine away

Your putting ur machine away and say something like "this only comes out when we get drunk i should put a fucking drunk proof thing on it". So your having a coffee at the bar the next morning and tig,hap chibs and a couple of the guys are there and are teasing you in their guy like fashion about ur crappy tattoo and tig suggests that hap can cover you and ur friends tattoos, which he does, and theres a party that night and you show off your new tattoo on your bicep and flirt with tig All night.

Wow this is quite a put together story already :)

''JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL, LIVING IN A LONLEY WORLD!!'' Y/N and her four best friends sing at the top of their lounges as they drive in to a small town called Charming. ''SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYYyyYYYYWHEReeEEE.''

''WAIT! Shh!!'' Y/N calls out, after she feels the van jump up a bit. She turns off the radio and listens to the strange noise their vehicle was making.

''Fucking shit!'' She curses slowing down on a side of the road.

''What was that?'' Her friend Lily asks as Y/N gets out of the van.

''I don't know.'' She sighed as she saw the engine literally smoking. ''But it ain't looking good.''

''That's fine.'' Alex shrugs, ''Let's have a couple of drinks and tomorrow we'll go get ourselves a mechanic.'' She said pointing at the garage across the street.

''It's a plan.'' Y/N Said just before catching a can of beer her friend threw in her direction.

A couple of hours later all five girls were pretty drunk, Y/N and Alex especially.

''I want a tattoo!'' Alex said out of nowhere.

''Dude! Me too!''  Y/N agreed without hesitation.

''Don't you have that Gun machine thingy?'' Lily asked looking at her friend.

''Yes! I do!'' She said jumping up. ''Let me get it!'' Y/N walked to the back of the van, pulling out a bag full of random things. ''Got it!'' She said walking back to her normal position before getting out 3 peices of medal and a bottle of black ink.  ''So what do ya want?''

''I want a peace sign.'' She said without thinking.

''Basic, much?'' Y/N laughed as the girl stood up and joined her on the couch.

''Bitch much?'' Alex snapped back making everyone laugh.

''Always.'' Y/N winked. ''Now lie down and show me where you want it.''

The girl lied down across her lap, ''Right here.'' She said slapping her ass making Y/N laugh.

''Guys, do you think that's a good idea?'' Monica, who was the only who wasn't drunk, asked.

''Don't tell me this,'' Y/N slapped her friends ass, ''Sounds like a bad idea?''

''Fine then.'' Monica said crossing her arms and watched as Y/N started to tattoo a small circle on her friend's behind.

''That hurts!!'' Alex whined.

''What did you think it will feel like?'' Y/N asked laughing ''It's a needle going in and out of your skin a bunch of times.''

''Oh hurry the fuck up!'' Alex said making everyone in the van laugh.

''And...done!'' Y/N smiled happy with the product.

''Dude it actually looks pretty good!'' Lily said looking at her fiends tattoo.

''She says with surprise.'' Y/N rolled her eyes at her friend. ''Of course it looks good, i did it.''

''My turn!'' Alex grabs the machine.

''Do you even know how to use that thing?'' Monica's voice of reason says again.

''I'll wing it.'' She shrugs.

''Fair enough.'' Y/N mimickes her friend before pointing to her biceps, ''I want a rose.''

''Your wish is my command.'' She said and got to work.

-

''Guys, Wake up.'' Monica started to shake everyone awake at the clock turned to 10 AM.

''Mmphh'' Y/N said grabbing a pillow and throwing it over her head. She without a doubt was the worst when it came to hangovers.

''Fine stay in here then.'' The rest of the girls walked out of the van leaving her to sleep off her hungover.

''Hey we should get the van in to the garage over there, ask one of the mechanics to take a look at it.'' Monica suggested and the rest of the girls agreed.

They all walked over to the garage and came face to face with a guy with a patchy beard and a mustache and kinda greasy hair.

''Hey, are you a mechanic?'' Lily asked smiling at the boy.

''Yeah, how can i help you?''

''Our van broke down last night, so we're hoping you will be able to fix it.'' She told him before pointing to the red and black van across the street.

''Sure i'll get some guys on it right away.'' He told the girls  before taking them to the office where they signed all the necessary papers and left him their keys before deciding to go for a lunch.

''Hey, are you guys on mechanic duty today?'' Rat asked walking over to Happy, Tig and Chibs who were sitting on the picnic table and drinking beer.

''Yes we are, Ratty boy.'' Chibs said cheerfully.

''That van, over there,'' He said pointing to the van, ''Broke down  last night and the girls who own it are hoping to get it fixed by tonight.''

''Are they hot?'' Tig asked, like usually thinking about pussy.

''Pretty hot.'' Rat told him before passing Happy the key to the van.

''Ay, let's get to work then, boys.'' Chibs said standing up, the other two following close behind.

''Okay, the damage doesn't seem too bad but we need to get it to the garage.'' Happy said after examining the vehicle.

''Should we just push it?'' Tig asks and the others nod. ''Okay, i'll take the wheal.''

''Fucking bastard.'' Chibs said as he and Happy started to push the van, with Tig sitting at the drivers seat.

''C'mon boys, you can go faster than that.'' He said, hitting the side of the car to mess with them

''Dude!!! Shut up!!'' A female voice came from the back of the van, making Tig's head turn.

''Who are you?'' He asked.

''You're driving my van.. I'm the one who should ask that.'' She said sitting up straight, fixing her hair.

''Oh, your friends asked up to get it fixed. I'm a.. mechanic.'' He told the just as the other two pushed the van in to the garage.

''Ah, sorry for yelling at you then.'' She smiled.

''Don't worry about it, I had my fair share of hangovers.'' He tells her as she makes her way to the passengers seat.  ''I'm Tig.'' He said, offering her his hand.

''Y/N.'' She shook his hand. ''So Tig, can you tell me where i can get a coffee?'' She asked with a smile.

''Follow me and i'll get you the best cup of coffee in this town.'' He smirked before getting out of the van.

''Sounds good.'' She jumped out as well.

''You two don't need me, right?'' Tig said, with his hand on the girls back, leading her in to the bar without waiting for their reply.

''So what brought you here?'' Tig asks after she took her first sip of coffee.

''A road trip.'' She smiled. ''We just graduated uni and decided to take a couple of weeks to just travel around the stats, see the country, you know.''

''Just girls?'' He asked raising an eyebrow.

''Yep.''

''Maybe i should go on with you, you know to keep you.. all of you safe.''  He told her, turning on the charm.

''As amazing as that sounds. We're pretty packed.'' She laughed.

''Oh we can squeeze in together.'' He said, his hand somehow making it's way to her thigh.

''You'd like that wouldn't you?''

''Very much so.'' He said leaning closer to her.

''Ay Lass, your van is all fixed up.'' A man with two scars on his cheeks walked in, causing Tig to curse and lean back away from the girl.

''Thank you.'' She smiled. ''How much do i owe you?''

''It's on the house.'' Tig quickly jumped in. ''All you have to do, to pay us back, is come to our little party today.''

''Sounds good.''

''Oh and bring your friends,  they,'' He said pointing to Happy and Chibs, ''Are getting pretty lonely.''

''Will do.''

''What the fuck is that?'' Happy asked walking up to the girl.

''Huh?'' She looked at her arm, which the tall man was staring at.  ''Oh god...''

''Why?'' Was all Happy asked.

''We were pretty dunk, my friend clearly doesn't have a steady hand.'' The girl laughed.

''Tell you what, Happy, here, will fix you up tonight. He's preatty good at fixing those things.'' Tig said and Happy nodded.

''Time to do my charitable action for the month.'' He said making the girl laugh.

''C'mon, it's not that bad.''  She tried to convince herself.

''It is, lass, it is.'' Chib said making them all laugh again.

''Hey, thanks for leaving me in the van and giving the key to a bunch of bikers?'' Y/N said as her friends made their way back to the van.

''Ops?'' Lily said and the rest brusted out laughing.

''So, tonight we'll go to a party.'' Y/N told them before picking up the tattoo gun and putting it back in to her bag. ''Ah, i should really put this in to a drunk-proof safe or something.'' She said to herself making Alex chuckle behind her.  ''You, missy'' She turned around, pointing at her friend, ''Don't get to laugh, you're the cause of this.'' She said motioning at her arm.

''Sorry, sorry.'' She said fighting a laugh.

''Yes i can really see how sorry you are.'' Y/N laughed wrapping an arm around her friends shoulder. ''Let's get ready now.''

''Lets.''

-

''Oh look our guests are here.'' Tig said offering the Y/N and her friends a drink, which they all took.

''Charity case! Over here.''

''That's my que.'' Y/n said before smiling at Tig and walking to the man with an actual tattoo gun in his hand.

''Dude that looks amazing!'' Alex said, already tipsy as Y/N was finally done with her cover up tattoo.

''I know right.'' She said looking  at her arm with a smile on her face. ''It looks badass, no thanks to you tho.''

''If it wasn't for me you wouldn't have met tall, dark and handsome over there.'' Alex whispered in her friends ear, making her look at tig, who was standing a couple feet away looking at her.

''You're right.'' The girl smiled before kissing her friends cheek and walking over to Tig.

''You like?'' She asked, sitting down on his lap.

''I love.'' H replied before grabbing her neck and pulling her down for a kiss.

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AN: hey i changed it up a little bit, hope you like it :)

[jennyboom21]

Why people on Taylor's thread on TLC try to debunk Kaylor so hard? Like they want to prove Taylor is a lesbian but when someone bring Karlie they are like "shut up bitch kaylor was never real Karlie is straight respect josh". Like did they forgot the 2014 thread or what? They have 0 evidence Taylor is dating Lily or Gigi (whatever they think Taylor is dating at time, they can't make their mind) but when someone bring all the stuff that make people believe in Kaylor they almost kill themselves.

A "brief" generalization? Once KissGate happened, then the Tayvin stunting, the thread has been inundated with "shipping trolls" ever since. Granted, the thread had its resident trolls (Haylors, lesbians who don't have a working gaydar or aren't fans of Taylor), but this was different, and hasn't changed much, unfortunately.Besides the fact that they bring absolutely no compelling evidence, it's just shipping (as in you want two real people to be together) to avoid being called a "tinhat". Not to mention we've discussed Emily, Dianna, Karlie, and a few other possibilities on those threads, and not in a "wouldn't it be cute if they were together", since that sentiment fell by the wayside once we noticed how close she suddenly got with Dianna/Karlie.There's also the matter of a couple of contributers to the thread that "might" (lol ☕️) be right about Karlie (going back to 2013), and Dianna (2011). We aren't the only ones who discuss this (Us: "Why does the mainstream media come ThisClose to outing her at random times?!" Antis/Homophobes: *crickets*). There's also the hypocritical superiority complex that *shippers* of real people are more *normal* than tinhats, when it tends to be because of tinhats openly speculating (masterposts, sm hints, being tipped off, etc) a couple are together that they bring in the shippers (which delves into a fetishizing issue which, girl....). I don't understand this mindset since I got "brought up" in the scene where you knew some celebs/athletes were openly glass closeting it (or going stealth, aka femme invisiblity), and someone always knew someone, since people are going to date. TL;DR: Two major reasons why they exist.1.) If we're right about Karlie, are we right about Dianna and Emily?!? Instead of realizing we've created a safe space for fans and her/Karls (☕️) by openly discussing the good (and some very bad), they'd rather attack us for "outing" her/making her gay, which LOLOL. Then they'll go back to shipping her with Lily D, Martha, KStew, Cara, Alex Morgan, any blonde, tall girl she's around without any sense of irony.2.) This is the one that bristles me the most, and it doesn't help that this is a fairly common attitude with a certain subset of her fans. It's that Taylor having to glass closet would be taken personally by fans who literally believe that they're friends, and that Taylor being not straight would be this ultimate betrayal (they wouldn't know how to make sense of the lyrics). I'm not over exaggerating. To be fair, she cultivated that kind of relationship.There's a lot more to this, but their arguments get old, have been debunked, and anything to deflect from not only the gay, but that Taylor has been in long term relationships with multiple women.

[briannaslist]

Til Death Do Us Part (Series Finale)

A Pretty Little Liars Recap

We get a weird opening that’s not necessary, so we’ll just skip it. If you thought you were going to get a satisfactory answer, then you can turn back now. AD is someone we have never met; someone we didn’t even know existed. The worst twist and reveal possible, to the point that it’s taken about a week before I could even talk about it. It’s an extended finale, an hour and a half without commercials, yet nothing happened until the last 30 minutes.

It was Spencer’s evil twin. We can just stop right here.

We get a one-year time jump: Aria and Ezra are on a movie set because their book may become a movie. Which is very early for that story to be optioned for a film. Meanwhile, Ali and Emily are the proud mothers of twin girls – Lily and Grace. Spencer is getting along with her sister Melissa for a change; Toby arrives, much to Spencer’s surprise, and they’re clearly happy to see each other, complete with lingering looks. Because all the couples must exist at the end.

Somehow Addison is still a thing and she’s still as annoying as ever. The girl is still being a bully to everyone and she and her friends are likely bullying a deaf girl, but at least we get Jenna telling her that she may be blind, but she can smell a bitch from a mile away. We should just end the episode right there. Meanwhile Hanna and Caleb are having issues because Hanna is letting Mona come live with them; a decision she made without consulting Caleb.

Everyone gets together at the renovated Lost Woods Resort for a joint bachelor/bachelorette party. Apparently, Ezra has no other friends because his guests are all the guys we already know. Spencer notices Hanna making passive aggressive remarks to Caleb. They’re being watched by Mona who is in a Melissa mask. There’s no significance in her wearing the mask. I wonder if Mona still spied while everyone broke off to have sex. Except Spencer and Toby, who just leave to play Scrabble.

Hanna’s concern is getting pregnant despite only being married for a year and under dire circumstances. Her fashion line is just starting to take off, Caleb sold some software to Lucas, and they’re having problems. Why would you need to rush a pregnancy? Get yourselves a little more together.

For whatever reason, they decide that this is a good time to add even more drama even though we have a limited time frame. Aria gets a third opinion from a professional and has it confirmed that she cannot have children; Ezra is supportive and tells her there are other options and he’s there for her, but he’s a bit offended that she never told him earlier because she was afraid he would leave. All of this is dragged out for far too long.

Caleb is unnecessarily hostile to Mona when they come home; just gives her this look and doesn’t even greet her. Like it’s her fault she’s mentally ill and was harassed into having a psychological break. This behavior from the guy who, just one episode ago, said “poor Mona” because of her circumstances.

Hanna thought it was appropriate to bring Mona to the rehearsal dinner without asking Aria or Ezra for permission. Caleb didn’t want to leave Mona home alone and Hanna didn’t know what to do. Ali’s shock about it is probably the most Alison thing we’ve seen in two seasons and it lasts less than ten seconds. Hanna wants them to just pretend for one night that they’re all friends and to just treat Mona like a person.  

I’m still lost on how everyone is still so sour toward Mona after all she’s done for them and how close she’s been kind to them. Like they try to use the excuse of some of the stuff she did like “trying to kill Hanna”. I’m not saying we should be super happy about that, but Emily dated someone who tried to drown her, so I’m not seeing much of a difference. This and the episodes before seemed like it was setting up everyone else finally reconciling with Mona and ending with the six of them at least being friendly. But that doesn’t happen.

For whatever reason, they had to throw in Ezra talking to Byron and Byron giving him his approval for marrying Aria. I guess they had to add it since many people are very…uneasy about this relationship. And then they spent a good portion of these last episodes with Ezra being weird about Nicole. Also an inconsequential and unneeded storyline in the end.

We get treated to the moms being entertaining (except Pam, who’s being sketchy talking to Ali). The other moms are cool though. They also remembered that Toby and Emily are friends (and have been this whole time) and they have Toby asking when he’ll get to meet the kids. But for every sweet moment like this, there’s the rest of the show, so. Some Addison drama is thrown in here too, but no one gives a shit.

Emily is in a mood because she saw Ali and Pam acting weird at the party. Emily’s stubbornness leads to a reveal that Pam was giving Ali Emily’s grandmother’s ring. Because Ali had a big thing planned, but now that the surprise is ruined, the proposal is right at this moment.

Hanna and Caleb finally talk like rational adults and Hanna acknowledges that she’s been dismissive of Caleb’s feelings and she’s going to tell Mona that things won’t work out with her living there. They kiss and Caleb asks her if she wants to make a baby. Right there, on the couch, when you still have a house guest though? Hopefully Mona doesn’t need a glass of water any time soon.

Oh, and Spencer goes to Toby’s room to have sex with him too because they weren’t part of the earlier sex sequence. There we go, all the couples are back. Everyone should be totally satisfied with that.

Then the build up to something actually happening – Spencer is at home and hears music. She goes to her living room only to get knocked out by Mona. When she wakes up, she thinks she’s looking in a mirror; however, it’s a window. And now Spencer knows that she has an evil twin. An evil twin who kidnapped her after getting Mary out of prison somehow.

This evil twin is a walking exposition machine, so may as well address everything all at once, like she does every time she’s on screen:

Her name is Alex Drake – Hence the A.D. thing. Wren saw her working in a bar in London and thought she was Spencer messing with him at first. Probably because that “accent” is horrendous. So anyway, Wren showed her a picture of Spencer and he called, of all people, Charlotte to tell her about Alex. He didn’t call Spencer or Melissa, hell even Peter Hastings would make more sense, than calling Charlotte.

Alex has been impersonating Spencer for a while now. She’s the one who gave Toby that strange goodbye kiss before he left to have his life with Yvonne; she’s the one who slept with him like a week after his wife died. She was in the airport arguing with Wren.

But why did Alex do all this? For basically no reason. She was mad because the girls “took Charlotte from her” and Spencer had an alright life with people who cared about her and that upset Alex? So, she decided she just needed to take over Spencer’s life permanently. She has Wren shoot her in the shoulder, in the same spot Spencer was shot; and Wren went along with it because he loves her… But then Wren was in the way of her becoming Spencer because he saw her as “Alex”, so she killed him and had his ashes turned into a diamond, which she wears as a necklace so he’s always nearby. Let’s just – let’s wrap this up.

Alex takes Spencer’s place and goes to get ready for Aria’s wedding. Aria’s wedding dress is about as awful as the “Cockney British accent”, so we’re lucky that Ezra sent a text saying he wasn’t going to come and everyone just took it at face value despite everything that has happened to them in the past. Caleb looks into it, only to find that Ezra never used any credit cards or moved his car. Because Alex kidnapped him when he saw her acting weird at The Radley. All of which could have been avoided had she just played coy and said she spent the night with Toby.

Meanwhile, Mary hops into the exposition machine to tell Spencer more stupid things that don’t make any sense. Stuff like, the nurse gave Spencer to Peter and he walked off, only for the doctor and nurse to be surprised by a second child. Yes, apparently, the entire time Mary was in their care, they never gave her an ultrasound. And Peter Hastings did not hear the doctor yelling about a second baby just moments later. Also all doctors in Rosewood are corrupt because he convinced her to sell the baby to a wealthy couple for a cut of the profits. And then the couple decided they didn’t want Alex, probably because she was unbearably annoying, even then, so they gave her to an orphanage and took back their name to erase all association with her. Several years later Alex ran away. And all of this while Spencer cries because we should…. feel bad? None of this justifies anything that Alex has done. Mary goes in to comfort Spencer, but she exits quickly and locks the electronic lock. But then they show us that Spencer stole a bobby pin from Mary’s hair. To pick the electronic lock.

Spencer soon learns that Ezra when he wakes up in a room across from her. She’s trying to pick the lock – no. Why is it electronic if it’s a pad lock? But then Alex comes in for a little more exposition. Like to not explain why Sara Harvey or Sydney were important; they weren’t. Jenna’s involvement was because she knew Charlotte had a sister and she wanted another chance as being able to see. So, Alex paid for surgery in exchange for a little help. Oh, and Noel Khan was helping Jenna because she was using Noel’s help to find the mysterious sister. Also, Alex only let us in on this, but Wren is the father for Ali and Emily’s kids. I’m assuming they never find that last part out. Anyway, there you go. “Answers”.

The next day, Alex goes to the ranch for the date with Toby. Because Alex is obsessed with Toby being in love with her. However, the shy horse reacts badly to her because she isn’t Spencer. And later when Spencer calls her mom a rock star in front of Jenna and Jenna sniffs out a different perfume, Jenna is clued in to Spencer not being Spencer. Jenna calls Toby to tell his as much. And Toby finds this convincing and goes to the others with one other piece of evidence – a book Spencer gave him is empty.

Everyone is skeptical for about three seconds before realizing there’s about ten minutes left and they have to just go with it. Meanwhile Mona watches all this unfold on her computer and calls Alex, who she also just learned about, and tells her to go to plan B. Then she goes to the others and tells them that Wren came to Welby to kill her, but she convinced him that she could get Mary out of prison. So, that happened, and she knows where Alex is; the house that Toby built.

Meanwhile, Spencer picked the lock and got Ezra out and they’re trying to find a way out. While Alex is hunting them down with an ax. Everyone else gets there and they have to play the “which one is real” game and the mystery is solved by true love. Then a police officer comes in and Mona says that she called the police.

Aria found a better wedding dress and she and Ezra get married. Before she leaves for her honeymoon, the girls get together again. Toby is sticking around and he’s gonna be working with Jason (who is not in the episode). It’s early to share, but Hanna is pregnant and Aria says she and Ezra are meeting with an adoption agency when they get back. Everyone is happy I guess, despite the others barely being in the episode, and they all hug.

Then we see Mona in France, working in a doll shop. She kisses her handsome boyfriend, the cop who arrested Mary and Alex, and then she goes downstairs to reveal that she has Mary and Alex captive. How she managed to get overseas with two unwilling people, one of whom is a fugitive, is beyond me, but I’ve tired of thinking of this show.

It would have been nice to end the episode right there with Mona, but they decide to do a repeat of “that night” with Addison’s friends; this time it’s Addison who’s missing. Good.

[thescrewedrooger]

And There She Was - Chapter 47

***Seth’s POV*** 12 months have passed. Charlie has established a dance studio and is loving passing her knowledge and experience on. Family Guy has really taken off. My publicity has just sky rocketed. The attention that I’m getting is overwhelming. I can’t go out anymore in public without getting recognised. I have just signed a new contract which is worth a lot of money. It’s a huge amount, enough to live out the rest of our lives in retirement if we wanted too. I don’t know if it’s coincidence or not, but since I have started getting all this extra attention, Charlie has started acting cold towards me. I have tried countless times to get her to talk to me, but she won’t. If I keep pushing the issue, she gets angry with me. I have also just tried to not make a big deal out of it, which doesn’t work either. I’m starting to get frustrated with her, almost angry because she won’t talk to me to tell me what I’ve done wrong. Right now, it’s 6pm, the nanny has already made their dinner, so I told her I would take over from here and she can go home. I’m in the middle of getting the kids set up for dinner when Charlie gets home. I say “Hey Babe, how was your day?” Charlie heard me, I know she did, but she ignores me. I ask her “Is everything ok?” She snaps “Everything is fine” I’ve learnt the hard way that when she says that, it actually means the opposite I tell her “Talk to me please, for the past few weeks you have been acting like this towards me, I don’t know what I’ve done wrong” She ignores me again. An hour later, the kids are in bed. I’m in the kitchen getting myself a drink. Charlie comes into the kitchen. She just blurts out “I can’t do this, I can’t be with you anymore” Tears fill my eyes instantly “What can’t you do? What have I done?” She says “Sorry” before walking off I go after her I snap “Why won’t you tell me what I’ve done?” She snaps “I can’t stand not having a single shred of privacy” I laugh a little in disbelief “We both have never really had any privacy to begin with, what’s different now?” She replies “Everything” She has shut down with me again. I ask “Well are you going to tell me more, since you are willing to throw everything we have away?” She looks at me and walks off. Tears form in my eyes again I yell at her through my tears “Fucking leave me then, just don’t you dare think about taking the boys” then I calm my voice down, but I still have venom in my words “I just think it’s a fucking low act to not tell me the reason why” She looks at me, her face doesn’t even show one single ounce of emotion, then she looks ahead and keeps walking away. The next morning, there’s no sign of Charlie. I walk out to the kitchen, I find a note on the kitchen counter. “Seth, I’m sorry I had to go -Charlie-“ I noticed she didn’t put “Love Charlie”. The question that keeps running through my mind now is did she fall out of love with me? If so why? I’m gutted. I have to put on a brave face for the boys now. I don’t what to say to them if they ask for their mom. I have no idea where she has gone. I try calling Charlie, she doesn’t answer, I thought that would be the case. I send her a text, I know she probably won’t reply, but I have to try something. I get to spend a bit of time with the boys before I have to go to work. The nanny arrives. I tell her “This is not something I want to go into detail with, but do you mind doing a longer day today, I will be home as soon as I can” She says “Sure, no problem” Half an hour later I’m at work, I have to get through a table read, recording and a couple of meetings, which involve being around people. I just want to stay in my office all day, I have enough things to catch up on that I could easily spend the whole day in there, but I can’t. I spend as much time as possible in my office, I try to keep my mind occupied but still find myself crying. My office door slowly opens, I quickly wipe away my tears hoping whoever it is doesn’t pick up on that I was crying. It’s Alex.

She says “Everyone knows something is wrong with you, and everyone is concerned, they have never seen you like this before” I reply “Don’t be concerned, it’s nothing major” She says “I don’t believe that for one second. I’m not leaving until you tell me what’s going on” I tell her “I know you have work that’s got to be done, so you should probably do that rather then worry about what’s wrong with me”

She says “Don’t try that boss bullshit with me, we all care about you. Now tell me what’s going on” Tears well up in my eyes, I look at Alex, she looks concerned. I really don’t want to talk about it. I say “Don’t worry, I will be fine” Alex replies “Again. I’m not leaving until you tell me” I sigh loudly “Charlie left me” I break down in tears Alex is shocked “Why?” I reply “I have no idea, she wouldn’t tell me, I have no idea what I have done wrong, all she said to me is that she couldn’t do it anymore and that she couldn’t be with me. I tried to get her to elaborate, she wouldn’t” She says “I don’t know what to say? What about the boys?” I tell her “I told her she isn’t taking the boys with her, she didn’t say anything, it was almost like she was ok with that” I start crying uncontrollably, Alex comes up to me and hugs me. I ask her “What do I do?” She replies “Don’t give up, but for now, give her a bit of space. She might come to her senses. She will get in touch with you eventually because you have the boys. She’s going to want to see them” “What if she doesn’t, she didn’t even shed a tear. I’m starting to get the feeling that she has found someone else” I tell her She says “I can guarantee that she will contact you at least to see the boys. I really hope she gives you an answer, I can’t imagine how you are feeling now” I reply “I really hope I hear from her, even if it’s only about the boys” It’s 4pm, I am just finishing up at work. I get a text message from Charlie “Can I please see the boys tonight?” I reply “Of course, I’m just about to leave work now” When I get home, it’s 4:30. I tell the Nanny she is fine to leave now. Just before she leaves she asks “Obviously you don’t have to answer, but where is Charlie?” I sigh “I seriously don’t know, she is coming over later to see the boys, but that’s all I know” She says “I hope you two manage to work things out” I say “Yeah, me too” She says “I will leave you to it, I will see you tomorrow I reply “See you tomorrow” At 6pm, Charlie arrives and walks through the front door. I say “Hey Babe” She replies sounding defeated “Please don’t” I ask frustrated “Don’t what? I love you. Don’t you love me? She doesn’t reply. I raise my voice “Is there somebody else, just fucking tell me why you left me. I deserve to know” She ignores me. I snap “Just go spend time with the boys, then get the fuck out of my house” Charlie starts crying I tell her “I’m beyond having any sympathy, you won’t talk to me, do you have any idea what that has done to me? If you cared at the least the slightest, you wouldn’t leave me without saying a word as to why” She cries harder “Please Seth, don’t do this to me” I lose my shit “Don’t do this to you? Are you kidding me right now? Just spend the time you want with the boys and go back to wherever you are staying” She nods her head in defeat. I go and have a shower while she spends time with the boys. I shed a few tears, she is still doing my head in, I don’t know what I have done. If there is someone else, was it because of me that pushed her into his arms? I am now waiting for the reality to kick in that I am a single dad. For Charlie to leave their children as easy as she did has me bewildered as to why she would do that. She puts the boys to bed, then comes into me in the living room. She says “We need to talk” I laugh in disbelief “Really? What you made you think that? Unless you are going to give me a reason, I’m not interested in talking” She says “Please, can we just talk?’ I snap “Are you going to tell me why you left me?” She drops her head, sighs, turns away and walks towards the front door I start crying “Is that it then?” She just keeps walking towards the door. Just as she opens it to walk out, I yell “The only reason you are to contact me is if you want to see the boys” Charlie walks out without saying a word and gently shuts the door. I call Rachael, I need to talk to someone. She answers “Hey, what’s going on?” I’m borderline just about the break down “Charlie left me, she won’t tell me why” She’s surprised “Jesus! Do you have any suspicions as to why?” I reply “I have no clue, she has been cold towards me for a few weeks beforehand, I tried to get her to talk several times about it, but she wouldn’t talk to me�� She says “I am so sorry to hear. Did she take the boys with her? Do you even know where she has gone?” I tell her “I told her she isn’t taking the boys, she didn’t even protest to that, I am assuming she has gone to Lily’s” Rachael says “If anyone can tell Charlie how much of a bitch she is being, it’s Lily, so hopefully Lily can talk to sense into her, that’s of course if she has gone there” I say “I don’t even want to think of it anymore, It’s useless trying to get out of why, I told her not long ago when she come over to see the boys, I don’t want to hear from her unless she wants to see the boys, I’m done Rachael, all I wanted is a reason why, she won’t tell me, I can’t keep hanging on, It only happened last night, but I can’t let it do my head in anymore” She asks “So would you take her back if she wanted to come back?” I tell her “First I need a reason as to why she left in the first place, she didn’t only leave me, she left the boys as well. If the reason why she left has anything to do with her being with someone else, then no, I will not take her back” She replies “I hope you end up back with her, but I can’t blame you for wanting a reason first, I really hope she gives you that reason”

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Talk about taking your anger out on someone else...

Today my family went out for breakfast for my sister’s birthday which is on Tuesday, and like almost every other time we go out, my Nonno thought it would be a good idea to say that he’s “walking” home in order to get attention. Since most of the family, including him, lives out of town, he’d have a long way to go. But he gets up and leaves anyway. As per usual.

Obviously, this pisses my whole family off. This man can’t go two seconds without doing something stupid. But for once, nobody went immediately to find him. Instead, my Nonna, my mum, my sisters and I went to some sort of Italian festival not too far from where we went to breakfast. I didn’t enjoy it very much, even though I got to see Alex there.

My dad was particularly pissed off with my Nonno and was ready to give him a mouthful (a “chat”) when we finally found him half an hour later. But my Nonna convinced him to get into her car to go home, and everyone left.

When my family (mum, dad, sisters and i) got home, we found that one of our dogs had gotten off her chain and had ripped up our plastic kiddie pool and had chewed through a wire that was on the ground.

Nobody was impressed, obviously. But we all got out of the car, I let the other dog off of his chain and my sisters both went over to see our chickens. It was at this point that Lily (the dog that chewed the wire and the pool) came over to me, so I proceeded to say hello to her and pat her.

My dad then came over with the chewed wire and was really pissed off. He called out to Lily, and for some reason, I felt the need to stand in front of her, which I did while asking him what he was doing.

My dad then used the wire to whip Lily’s back, which was extremely shocking, because he’s not that kind of person. Lily yelped, whimpered and ran away and hid under the house. My littlest sister began to cry whilst my other sister started yelling at our dad. I think he was taking his anger from the Nonno incident out on Lily.

My sisters and I tried to console Lily and give her some of her favourite food but she was too nervous to eat it. I’m not sure if that ties in with her being abused by her past family or not, but that’s why I think she was so scared.

My sister got into trouble (understandably) because she was calling our dad names like “bitch” and “cunt”, whilst the little sister and I were sitting with Lily.

My sister made the argument to our dad “You wouldn’t whip (other dog) if he did that, would you?” Because we all know he wouldn’t. But rather than answering that question, dad got pissed off.

That was the scariest shit I’ve ever seen. I had a gut feeling when dad walked over that he was going to hurt Lily but I never thought he would actually hurt her.

My dad was confused as to why I found it scary and I said to him “You wouldn’t whip me or the girls, or (other dog), so why would you whip Lily” and he tried to justify it with “You kids have had your fair share of smacks” None of us have been smacked for years though. And smacking is different from whipping.