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[queruloustea]

Give Quirrel closure. Let him hug his Mono-mom.

absolutely. he deserves it so much.

[nerdpoe]

Jason likes to cook. Unfortunately, his new powers have something to say about that.

It started with turning intangible. Small things, really.

Randomly floating a few inches off the ground. Phasing a gun through his hand on patrol. Eyes glowing radioactive green.

Things he wouldn't bother bringing up to Bruce, Dick, or anyone else. They were small, he could handle them. Fuck it, with all the shit he came into contact with, getting powers wasn't a matter of 'maybe', it was a matter of 'when'.

But the most recent development.

His food...comes to life. He just got into a war with the leftovers, and they actually gave him stitches.

He has mild concerns that this means he could start the zombie apocalypse, but more immediate concerns that he'll have to eat takeout for the rest of his life.

[dduane]

I've found a new toy

Heh heh.

...And I can think of entirely too many things this could be used for. :)

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[yelow-heart]

Welcome twt immigrants or just newcomers o///

Every week a new wave of twt refugees arrive and so I decided to put together a tumblr 101 to keep ur experience the most stress free and safe as possible

So here it goes:

You can delete comments or plain out disable comments from your posts! So much control.

You can also edit your posts. It even was a meme back on the olden days where a post would go viral and then the op (original poster) would change the post to something silly and the reblogers would look like wierdos or dumdums lol

You can disable your asks or make a rule so people can't ask as anonymous

Report spams!! You can even get rewarded for it. But, even so, report it, they get immediately taken down temporarily

The report system work and the tumblr team is very responsible when investigating an account/post. It's not nuance and easy to make. No one will judge you for it, in fact, it's common culture to do so. It's how we battle pornbots, spams, hate blogs etc.

You have full control of your blog! What people can see, what it can show, block hashtags and the whole shbang.

The algorithm works! Only the things that YOU search for and like will be recommended to you. And if something u no longer has interest in shows up? Just click that u don't want anymore and immediately everything u don't want goes away.

There are many famous blogs that are fun to follow, specifically as newcomer, to really get u on the tumblr experience such as: heritageposts, thebootydiaries, hotboyproblems, showerthoughtsofficial, fartgallery, haikubotofficial and many others. These are just the ones I followed when first arrived back in 2016;

Yes, there are celebrities among us but they're just... here. Vibing, chilling. The most famous ones being Neil Gaiman and Taylor Swift. Here they are just people;

You might have noticed a lot of blogs with blue verification badges. Some with 20 of them. Some are rainbow! That's because Tumblr made a parody of the verification mark from twt and it was fcking hilarius. We loved it so much that it's a thing now. U too can feel very important if u want!

It's worth going the trending tags. Sometimes they are broken, but it's mostly memes or important world news stuff that are actually relevant and helpful. It's safe and you'll have a fun time lurking on other people's fandoms. That's actually how I got into some of my fandoms to begin with;

Crabs.

And there we have it! I might have forgotten something, but I not too worried as I know that people might add it later on. 😉

Welcome welcome!! You'll be safe here. No matter who you are you find a community for you here

It's a hellsite, but it's our hellsite

Remembered something:

It's important to have a profile picture and header image. An reblog a few things before following anyone. Or you will be reported because people will think you're a spam bot kkkkkkkkk so do nurture your blog a little bit before venturing into the unknown.

[canapotatoliteraryanalasys]

Something something… 14 year old anime girl Jesus Christ crossover… something something

There is no thought only ✨THEM✨

[mercisnm]

Fish & chips date (the only way Tissaia has them is the traditional way: with salt & vinegar, perhaps a pickled onion, she disapproves of ketchup on her chips. Yennefer eats them with mayo. To annoy her.)

[wasteofart]

Wille's sång 💜

[fairmerthefarmer]

Some Exocolonist sketches!! (Is that how people shorten the name of this game? Cause I’m absolutely loving I was a Teenage Exocolonist but dammit it’s a mouthful of a title!)

I’ve done I think four or five playthroughs now? And still loving it, though I don’t know if I’ll be able to stomach purposely trying to get some of the bad endings, even though I know it gets you more lore.

[shvroyism]

I truly believe no one has ever looked more beautiful than Olivia Cooke in this scene

[star-vanguard]

I did this sketch a couple weeks ago and was going to color it but I’ve been kinda hesitant..

Maybe I’ll change my mind and finish it later but for now I’ll just post the sketch 

Also first time drawing Lanolin! 

[redheadedfailgirl]

The animators of the new Castlevania really put their whole pussy into those bite scenes. Every time a vampire goes for the neck I don't just blush, I straight up gush. Everybody start taking notes cuz this is how real art is made.

[queruloustea]

if you still need drawing suggestions at any point: Dryya and young PV ^^

terribly terribly late BUT, i was doing some ballpoint sketching and remembered this ask :)

so:

some dryya and young (how young, i’m not so sure) pure vessel sketches. if that’s what you meant by pv :) thankyou for the suggestion!

aaahaha my camera did not agree with these ones and for that i am sorry!

[teecupangel]

Thinking about Desmond misjudging his height because of Altair's memories like just walking into things because he feels he should be shorter than he is

I love this because I support short king!Altaïr XD

Can you just imagine if Desmond tries to fit into a space that would have fit Altaïr and he’d be like “Yeah, I can fit in that” then we smashcut to Shaun and Rebecca getting a message from Desmond that’s just “I’m stuck” and they use the drones to check up on him and all they see is Desmond’s fat ass while half of his body is stuck?

Another fun idea is that Ratonhnhaké:ton is larger and (in my headcanon) taller than Desmond so Desmond would now have pingponging ideas that he’s either taller or smaller than he actually is (Ezio, in my headcanon, is only like centimeters shorter than Desmond).

But this would mean that Desmond would also have problems with his balance because he would believe his center of gravity is different which meaaannnsss…

Klutz!Desmond anyone?

[luckanio]

so i read the great gatsby for english

no explanations (i dont even know why i paired these myself, this is purley off of Gut Feelings (though gatsby and tom for tntduo is because of the whole sort of rivalry showed in the Las Nevadas bit) (there was this one tweet i saw from an ao3 author who said that the characters in their fics are not the dsmp but a boiling pot of all the various interpretations of characters that they've seen throughout all fics and artwork and such) (and that's basically me for everyone except technoblade))

nick as c!ranboo daisy as c!tommy gatsby (yes, the great one) as c!wilbur tom as c!quackity wilson as c!tubbo myrtle as michael (yeah, the piglin kid)

[glorious-spoon]

went to a party hosted by one of my spouse's older coworkers in their very nice house with their very nice food and their very nice socially normal acquaintances friends and family and it was fascinating for the way it made me realize that i can still feel like an awkward teenage fuckup even though i'm 38.

and then i went to a friend's birthday party and we drank cheap beer and talked about supernatural and cards against humanity and stupid work bullshit while a gaggle of children shrieked and chased each other in the other room and that was, like, way more peaceful

[kodbees]

idk it's just that ever since I played omori for the first time, I've always been kinda obsessed with Sunny's appearance. you can read him like an open book if you know what to look for. but more than anything, my thoughts drift back to the stark contrast between Sunny's style of clothing at 16 vs. at 12. like, I get that style shifts, but he's basically slept through his entire developmental period. he's still taller than he used to be, so he needs new clothes, but he's so malnourished that he's concerningly bone-skinny. so what does he do? well, he's certainly not gonna go outside, and realistically, his mom isn't going to get him new fancy clothes for him to sit around in at home. no, that won't work, so he just wears Mari's. it's not explicitly mentioned in the game as far as I'm aware, but you can literally see that it's the same shirt and vest. I like to think that his hair had been growing out for the first year to three years ish period of his time alone, but one day, he looked in the mirror and saw himself. really saw himself. with his sister's hair, but unkempt and dirty. his sister's clothes and a similar face, much the same, at her height with a similar build. it was probably mortifying, especially with how much he must've resembled her broken, disheveled state in death. that's probably when he cut his own hair for the first time, and he's gotten good at it through practice since then, to help his image stay closer to his ideal self, Omori. the same as he was at 12 years old, and certainly not how Mari was at 16. this ramble is getting ridiculously long but I've wanted to talk about this for so long like. ugh. idk. him