#or numbers

[recombinatrix]

The amount of money I would pay for a service where people will record an audiobook version of a research paper. It is not negligible. It would improve my life so much.

[xmimiteh]

That moment, when you suddenly realize: The business trip you planned months ago aligns with the launch of patch 6.45 and you will be out of town for the whole week.

Why? And how? Simply... how? You cannot even plan this even if you wanted to and knew the days ahead!

Well, seems will not suffer through log in queue this time and overcrowded spots on NPC spots. Always look on the bright side!

But, really, why?! It's always like this ...

[inkskinned]

hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3

[pillowfriendly]

i love this website i just feel at home here you know

[letthehatersbark]

The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

[miikpal]

battered and bruised

[spitblaze]

you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental properties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'

[ouroborosorder]

i love reddit so fucking much

[ophthalmotropy]

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.

[sliceofdyke]

isn't it so crazy that 51 is divisible by 17. because 51 is such an ugly number that based on vibes alone i would 100% think it's prime 😭😭 like who in the world would even WANT to divide that shit? 17 and 3 i fucking guess...... 🤷

[oldtvandcomics]

The last days of the petition against conversion therapy are FASCINATING to watch. I have been following it pretty closely for almost a year now, and the progress was, above all, steady. There was this jump when some algorithm in Finland picked it up, but even that was local.

And now, everyone is panicking.

Which really shows.

These past three or four days, multiple countries have reached the threshold. Even more notably, the number of signatures in total, the ones that we need to get one million of, are growing rapidly. There are only 400'000 signatures missing. Two days ago, it was closer to 600'000.

You can see the progress here:

Consider joining the fun by making everyone around you sign it!

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books

[tenisperfection]

Yes your blorbo is tortured and pathetic and slutty and pretty and suffers more than jesus and all that but never forget that your blorbo is, first and foremost, a loser.

[phosphorus-noodles]

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

[kedreeva]

I offered to come check on my friend's animals while she's away for the long weekend

She thinks I'm joking

But I'm ready