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bluebearez · 2 months ago
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can’t tell if i want to beg to suck his dick or beg him to fuck me
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lilacdreamerart · 1 year ago
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"I want to make myself a simple OC I can quickly draw!" I said to myself and 1,5h later ended up with exact opposite.
And then I liked it enough to make additional color versions:
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Anyway, I know nothing about it except that I'm calling it Oil Spill until it gets a proper name. I might do the color change an actual thing for it and create some lore around it (depends on what it consumes maybe? Idk yet).
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lieutenant-sarcastic · 6 months ago
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For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.
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The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”
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I fucking hate it here I’m crying
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moonlight-fox · 9 months ago
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I got into (other people's - haven't had much time myself due to a writing project but I've got a few ideas for potential projects going forth jotted down) world building projects around a year ago and they're so neat.
Especially speculative evolution stuff. Biblaridion's Alien Biospheres series on youtube is so good for getting into this sort of stuff, and might have led me along a path that led me to pick up After Man. I'm also really enjoying watching Artifexian's World Builder's log - which is currently working on figuring out the world's climate (his latest video ended with working out where blizzards, sandstorms and duststorms would occur on this world) - which has a tutorial-esque vibe and does some really relaxing timelapses for more prolonged mapping processes. (Other approaches to world building are available. I don't think you have to be as... Rigorous... As both these creators are for it to be valid)
No offense but I think some of you would be a lot happier writing a fictional atlas or encyclopedia instead of a narrative story
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limeshade · 3 months ago
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In 2017, American film researchers recovered “Something Good – Negro Kiss,” a short film depicting a playful kiss between a Black couple which had not seen the light of day for more than a century. A long-forgotten artifact from the earliest years of American film, the sweet, humanizing vignette, produced by the Selig Polyscope Company, makes a startling contrast to the overwhelmingly racist and blackface-ridden contempory portrayals of African Americans. Four years later in 2021, archivists in Norway, halfway across the world, identified a sister short in their collections—an extended alternate cut which reveals more of Chicago stage performers Gertie Brown and Saint Suttle’s vaudeville-like routine, a theatrical, hot-and-cold romantic dynamic between two lovers which parodies the popular and controversial short “The Kiss” (1896). Both films, which had previously been lost, were known from entries in old motion picture catalogs but had been assumed to be era-typical, anti-Black “race films” until their rediscovery in the 21st century. Together with its more famous sibling, which has since been inducted into the Library of Congress’ National Film Registry, this alternate version of “Something Good” represents the first-known instance of Black intimacy ever captured on-screen.
SOMETHING GOOD [Alternate Version] (1898) Directed by William Selig
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val-of-the-north · 3 months ago
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His greed sickens me.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago
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Expertise can't help you here.
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abisalli · 2 months ago
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vroom vroom bitch
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elixirofentropy · 5 months ago
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I trusted you. Again. There's no one to blame but myself.
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wisteria-html · 7 months ago
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The whispers that I used to fear
I now welcome
I feel them deep within my bones
Vibrating under my skin
They call out to me
They want something
What it is I know not
But I shall know soon
Books talk
Books sing
Books whisper
Books scream
And all I can do is listen.
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sleepytimeti · 8 days ago
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I like to think Tenna is a bit scared of thunderstorms. Just a smidgen.
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the-raindeer-king · 9 months ago
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You're in bed with Simon, who's on leave after some long, exhausting mission. It's your day off, and you've finally gotten home after running errands. You barely get the groceries into the fridge before Simon's dragging you to the bedroom, insisting it's time for a nap.
Both of you are asleep in record time, snuggled up together.
It's sometime later, that you're somewhere between awake and asleep, aware that there's no longer sunlight streaming in through the bedroom window. You're ready to drift off back to sleep, and then something hard hits you in the mouth.
You've just barely registered that Simon elbowed you in the face, when he's pulling you closer, his hands cupping your cheeks.
"I'm sorry. 'm sorry. 'm sorry," he rushes out.
"You hit me," you whine in response.
"I know, love. 'm so sorry."
He wraps his arms around you, pulling you into his chest, your head tucked underneath his. It's not like you were really upset to begin with, but it's hard to even pretend to be, with the way he's holding you. And you happily let yourself drift back to sleep.
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miidsch · 16 days ago
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To the people fighting between spamtenna and mettatenna, I present you......... something worse
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 months ago
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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thatrandomblogsays · 1 year ago
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Annabeth: I, a child, had to earn Thalia’s love, that’s how the world works! I have to earn my moms love. Love is transactional, you gotta be worthy of it first silly :)
Percy, listening to this on the train
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v0idwraith · 7 months ago
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quite frankly idgaf what Luigi Mangione’s politics are, he actually did something to make a change and that’s more than most people can say
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