#or whatever the onomatopoeia for typing is

[dailyhtfboards]

Day 105

Today’s board is:

This is gonna be me tomorrow I got like an entire analysis paper to write by Monday lol

(From TV episode 8C See What Develops)

[whispers-whump]

Some writing advice

that I like to use when I write. None of this is meant to be taken as hard and fast rules, they’re just things I like to do/keep in mind when I’m writing and I thought maybe other people would enjoy! <3

Never say what you mean

This is an offshoot of the very common “show don’t tell” advice, which I think can be confusing in application and unhelpful for scenes where telling is actually the right move. Instead, I keep the advice to never say exactly what I mean in stories.

By using a combination of showing and telling to hint at what you really mean, you force your reader to think and figure it out on their own, which makes for a more satisfying reading experience.

You might show a character getting angry and defensive in response to genuine care and concern. You could tell the audience that the character doesn’t see/talk to their parents often. But never outright give the real meaning that the character feels unlovable because of their strained relationship with their parents and as a result they don’t know how to react to being cared for.

Your readers are smart, you don’t need to spoon feed them.

Be sparse with the important things

You know how in a lot of movies there’s that tense scene where a character is hiding from something/someone and you can only just see this person/thing chasing them through a crack in the door? You get a very small glimpse of whatever’s after the character, sometimes only shadows being visible.

Do that in your writing. Obscure the important things in scenes by overdescribing the unimportant and underdescribing the important.

You might describe the smell of a space, the type of wood the floor is made of, the sound of work boots moving slowly across the room, a flashlight in the character’s hand. And there’s a dead body, laying in a pool of blood in the far corner of the room, red soaking into the rug. Then move on, what kind of rug is it? What is the color, patterns, and type of fabric of the rug?

Don’t linger on the details of the body, give your reader’s imagination some room to work while they digest the mundane you give them.

Dialogue is there to tell your story too

There’s a lot of advice out there about how to make dialogue more realistic, which is absolutely great: read aloud to yourself, put breaks where you feel yourself take a breath, reword if you’re stuttering over your written dialogue. But sometimes, in trying to make dialogue sound more realistic, a little bit of its function is lost.

Dialogue is more than just what your characters say, dialogue should serve a purpose. It’s a part of storytelling, and it can even be a bridging part of your narration.

If you have a scene with a lot of internal conflict that is very narration-heavy, breaking it up with some spoken dialogue can be a way to give some variety to those paragraphs without moving onto a new idea yet; people talk to themselves out loud all of the time.

Dialogue is also about what your characters don’t say. This can mean the character literally doesn’t say anything, they give half-truths, give an expected answer rather than the truth (“I’m fine”), omit important information, or outright lie.

Play with syntax and sentence structure

You’ve heard this advice before probably. Short, choppy sentences and a little onomatopoeia work great for fast-paced action scenes, and longer sentences with more description help slow your pacing back down.

That’s solid advice, but what else can you play with? Syntax and sentence structure are more than just the length of a sentence.

Think about things like: repetition of words or ideas, sentence fragments, stream of consciousness writing, breaking syntax conventions, and the like. Done well, breaking some of those rules we were taught about language can be a more compelling way to deliver an emotion, theme, or idea that words just can’t convey.

Would love to hear any other tips and tricks other people like to use, so feel free to share!!!

[bigfan-fanfic]

Geralt and his bf cuddling up in kaer morhen. Just cuddling on a windowsill under some thick blankets enjoying the falling snow over the valley. (What a veiw that would be!) can you tell a little story with that setting perhaps?

The cold doesn't quite reach Geralt. The songs say the mutations turned all witcher blood to fire, but Geralt knows that cold affects him just fine, he simply has a higher tolerance to it because of mutations and the endless residual decoctions lurking in his system.

Perhaps the true reason for this warmth lies in his arms.

Geralt leans his head down, sniffs your hair, lets the scent wash through him. Ask anyone, he's not the poetic type, but ask him to describe the way you smell and he will find the most lyrical and most brief summary he can muster.

Maybe the answer is much more obvious and it's the heat of numerous blankets draped over yourself. Geralt would find it amusing - no, strike that, he does find it amusing. But along with that, it's just adorable. And he won't deny that the physical touch is glorious.

Geralt is a Witcher. And most people daren't deal with a Witcher, let alone touch him. But you - whether bravery or naivety or a need for connection greater than his - you fearlessly initiate and continue contact. Geralt had never cuddled before you. Bed sharing was usually transactional, and with Yen, let's be honest, if cuddling occurred, it was more Geralt holding her than her actively participating.

You seem to crave his touch. You hold his hand on your own, you wrap your arm around his waist and invite him to hold you round the shoulder. You cuddle into his chest as if it is a safe haven. You play with his hair, his nose, his lips, his chest, his arms. There is never fear on you - and though Witchers cannot smell emotion like people think, he can usually hear the elevated heartbeats, see the shortness of breath, the dilating pupils, the contraction of muscles as they tense - none of the signs of fear from you, ever. Not towards him.

Lambert would find it insulting, he chuckles to himself. Geralt finds it... enchanting. More than any sorceress' spell.

"Witchers can hear the snowfall, you know." He smirks. It's a game sometimes. He makes up some wild, outlandish 'witcher fact' and practically dares you to call his bluff. There's enough weird shit that IS true to often disguise well whatever he comes up with.

"Oh, really?" You grin, leaning back against him as the valley beneath Kaer Morhen is coated in snow like powdered sugar. In an hour or so, the clouds will drift and the whole valley will be obscured in fog. "What does it sound like?"

"Like biting an apple. Crunch, crunch, crunch."

"Ew." You respond, and Geralt can feel you cringe while imagining the unappealing noise. "That doesn't sound right."

"Snow is wet and crunchy. Ice crystals grinding together."

"Yes, but they land on top of each other, not crunch, don't they? It should be more like a tinkle or a wet thud."

Geralt laughs. "Ah, yes, I forgot. The Continent's expert in onomatopoeia is in my arms."

You turn to raise an eyebrow at him.

"You do know I studied at Oxenfurt? I taught a class or two at Oxenfurt - I know big words!"

"I believe you." You smile, craning your neck to kiss the underside of his jaw, and Geralt is immediately mollified. "You know what? Tell me about it."

Geralt chuckles. "It's not all that exciting."

"I like hearing your voice anyway."

"Alright then... this was way back, sometime in..."

And Geralt talks, you cuddle against him, and the snowtouched valley is slowly lost in fog. Safe. Happy.

Home.

[weirdmarioenemies]

We localized the names of all the Super Mario Land enemies, too!

Yeah! If you don't remember, a few years ago, we came up with localized names for all the Super Mario Land 2 enemies as a sort of Christmas gift from us to you! But did you know? There's a Super Mario Land 1 also, and very few of its enemies have localized names either...! With another holiday upon us, we're making this the gift that keeps on giving, with a whole new set of clever enemy names just for you! I hope you enjoy!

Goombo -> Goombie the Shroom Fish

While "Goombo" has always been a fine name, it lacks a certain je ne sais quoi that other localized Goomba relatives like "Galoomba," "Goombrat," and "Goombud" have. With this new name, which is a clever homage to Hootie & the Blowfish, now it should fit right in!

Bombshell Koopa -> Koopie the Boom Fish

Another enemy that technically has a localized name already, but once again, this fairly boring name lacks the ceci n'est pas une pipe that truly great localized names have. It might seem weird to call a turtle a fish, but when you think about it, all tetrapods are fish, so it's fine!

Bullet Biff -> Shootie the Bullet Fish

You know the drill by now! A name that lacks Allouette, je te plumerai turned much more memorable by one simple yet effective reference! Bullets look kind of like fish, you know!

Since we've spruced up all the enemies with actual localized names, now it's time to Get Creative! The rest will be under the cut!

Fly -> Fruity the Fly Fish

While not explicitly a fruit fly, we figured that for the sake of the homage, this name gets the job done. And don't worry, I checked. He's allowed to reclaim it.

Bunbun -> Stabyoutie the Bee Fish

The Japanese name is an onomatopoeia for the sound a bee makes, but because we couldn't think of an English equivalent, we decided to name it after what it does instead. Watch out! It's gonna stab you!

Gao -> Mewtie the Lion Fish

"Mew" is a common onomatopoeia for a cat, which fits Gao pretty nicely, given a lion is a type of Big Cat! Of course, to remind people this is a lion rather than your typical housecat, we've appended it with "the Lion Fish" for good measure.

King Totomesu -> Roary the Zebra Turkeyfish

I'm pretty sure one of my siblings once had a plush lion named "Roary the Lion" so I've decided to rename King Totomesu in their honor. And see what we did with the descriptor, eh? Eh? Pretty clever, huh?

Honen -> Hootie the Bone Fish again

Yeah, I know we used "Hootie the Bone Fish" for Honebon during our Super Mario Land 2 project, but can you blame us for the repeat? It's a good name! And since none of these names are official, either one can have it. I don't mind.

Yurarin Boo -> Hottie the Blow Fish

Yurarin Boo is a seahorse that blows fire at you, and you may not know this, but fire is Hot! I know it's a seahorse and not a pufferfish, but since it's a fish that blows fire, I figured "Blow Fish" would be a good pun still.

Mekabon -> Rebootie the Bot Fish

As an enemy in the Muda Kingdom (the game's signature water world!) with a fish-eyed stare and arms that look more like flippers than anything else, this enemy's fishy appearance was not lost on us, and we figured we should reflect that in its name.

Torion -> The Blue Fish

I know I said some of the already localized names lacked omelette du fromage or whatever, but some enemies really do just deserve a name that's simple, straight, and to the point. Torion is one such enemy.

Yurarin -> Nottie the No Fish

As a relative of Hottie the Blow Fish without the ability to blow fire, we decided to give it a similar name, but this time specify it can't really do anything special at all. Serves as a nice parallel to the Yurarin/Yurarin Boo naming convention, huh?

Gunion -> Octootie the Blue-Ringed Fish

"Oh, those rings are clearly yellow!" I hear you say, but consider: Super Mario Land was in black and white. Or. Dark green and lighter green. Maybe the official art made a coloring mistake, huh? Huh??? Some people would object to me calling it a Fish also, but at this point it's been well-established that every sea creature is some kind of fish.

Tamao -> Tammy the Jelly Fish

See what I mean? The English instruction manual called this thing a jellyfish, and I'm sticking by it!

Dragonzamasu -> Haughty the Boss Fish

As the boss version of Hottie the Blow Fish, I figured to give it a name that parallel's Hottie's as well! As a boss, you'd expect it to be pretty haughty, huh?

Bataon -> idk man give me a break the Flying Fish

this is really hard you guys

Ganchan -> Cheeky the Stone Fish

What a Cheeky fellow we have here! I think it's fun they decided to give this rolling rock a personality with eyes and cheeks, and we've decided to emphasize that with the name we came up with for it!

Tokotoko -> Scooty the Dude Fish

Tokotoko looks like it's running very fast, but it doesn't even have legs, so it kinda just. Scoots all over the place. And I'd be foolish not to call this guy a Dude, what with the Cool Cool Glasses! And since Batadon is a Fish, Scooty shall be too. Simple as that!

Suu -> Suutie the Arachno-Fish

Decided to stay pretty faithful to the Japanese name with this one, but I figured a clever reference to Hootie & the Blowfish would make it more relatable to the American youth of today.

Kumo -> Kumootie the Arachno-Fish

oh man do i really have to name two separate spiders in a row

Hiyoihoi -> Brutie the Rude Fish

Hiyoihoi has always had sort of "cool delinquent" vibes to me, hence calling him rude, and as a boss, you gotta assume he's a bit of a brute. The name also rhymes with "Scooty the Dude Fish," which this is the boss version of!

Pionpi -> Spooky the Boo Fish

This frightening fishy fiend is sure to give you the heebie-jeebies!

Pompon Flower -> Rootie the Grow Fish

Plants are pretty well known for having roots and growing, and thanks to Hootie the Blue Fish helping us learn that plants can, indeed, be considered fish, that makes every part of this name legally Clever!

Nyololin -> Spewtie the Blow Fish

Look, I know this is the second enemy that we've named "the Blow Fish," but it blows poison at you, and on that note, it is poison like a real blowfish! It all comes together flawlessly!

Chicken -> Tweetie the Crow Fish

Yeah, I know we technically changing its species, but it looks nothing like a chicken! Can you blame us? And the Mario franchise has a long-running tradition of connecting birds and fish (see Cheep Cheep!) so calling it not just a "crow," but a "crow fish" makes it fit in better.

Roketon -> Grutie the Banana Fish

minion joke

Chikako -> Floatie the Glow Fish

Hi the Mod formerly known as Mod Chikako! I hope you like your new legal name going forwards...!

Pipe Fist -> Punchyoutie the Pipe Fist

This one may seem like we're grasping at straws, but being a big hand, I think Punchyoutie the Pipe Fist can grasp straws very easily, thank you very much.

Biokinton -> Cumulootie the Atmosphish

This one's self-explanatory.

And last, but certainly not least...

Tatanga -> Evil Mario

That's it for Super Mario Land! "Like" and "Subscribe" and "Hit the Bell for Notifications" if you want to see us localize the names of every enemy in Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3!

[thana-topsy]

Given the general lack of information to go off from the games, how did you come up with the names of the Falmer that Sarel meets in Halfway to the Sky?

Hey this is a fun question!

So we are given exactly two (2) named Falmer in ESO: Krus-Bok and Zrem-Zram.

I took partial inspiration from the phonetics of these two names, but more so I relied more on Dwemer naming convention, especially for Ihrkmaghi's name. Zahk'ma is more in line with 'Zrem-Zram', but I see the -ma as a sort of honorific, designating her title in the community. I think -maghi was also intended to be a title as well, but I didn't separate it in her name for whatever reason. Past Topsy is an enigma to me sometimes.

It'll be directly addressed in future chapters, but I headcanon that the Falmer's current spoken language retains Dwemeris roots that have been colloquialized. As well as creating completely new words that formed specifically as a product of their environment and lifestyle. Those I imagine would be more like onomatopoeia to phonetically represent whatever it is they're trying to signify, especially when it comes to things like chaurus and other cave-dwelling flora and fauna.

Anyway, I'm not the type of person to meticulously create a language whole cloth, so I doubt I'll ever go too deep with it, but who knows! Feeling cute, might create a conlang. If nothing else, a simple vocabulary list might be fun. I'm sure an older Sarel in his accademia era would compile such a thing.

Also your username is such a mood.

Cheers!

[quirkwizard]

Can you please do Comic and Solid Air together?

New Quirk Name: Stained Glass

This Emitter type Quirk allows the user to form colored, glass-like structures from their mouth. Whatever glass they make is covered with a specific Japanese onomatopoeia with a matching color, such as "fire", which has red glass that is rather warm. Upon shattering, it will release the effect. So if someone breaks the "fire" glass, it will release a burst of flames. The user can breathe more into this, blowing them up like a balloon and increasing the range of the effect. This can be altered by the user by moving their mouth and using their hands, letting them shape the glass in different ways. The user can place these on targets, including the air itself, and may choose to shatter them if they wish. This gives the user a versatile Quirk, their various words and control over their placement them giving them plenty of options. They can swap up their attacks on the fly, leave up a few panels as defense, put them in the air to hinder movement, hide smaller ones as traps, or simply use them as decorations. Though the use of the Quirk is heavily reliant on the user's ability to talk and breathe, making their throat and mouth an obvious weak point and requiring them to have breathable air. Using the Quirk too much can hurt the user's throat, making it difficult to speak and breathe. The glass can end up being smashed before the user wants it to be.

[soulengine656]

Valerie (story)

Valerie (story)

“I’m back from school!” Valerie announced. This house is so dirty, I’m surprised a plants haven’t grown in the cracks yet. Why is it so quiet? The dirty couches are almost as disgusting as the foster parents sitting on them. “Hay mom… where Sara?” “We sold her dear” the mother said calmly. “Ha ha very funny” Again so… quiet “Look I know you guys are psychopaths, but even you wouldn’t sell your own daughter” “Well technically she isn’t, besides she was worthless otherwise and we needed the money” the father said calmly. 

What… thats disgusting… are they serious? I thought they were j- “Valerie darling fetch me a bottle of wine” the father said calmly. “Yes me too, I’m perched after a long day. Your brother Niimi had such a fit, he almost got us caught! He’s in his room for a time out… and the door is locked. father said in a stern voice”. O- ok” Valerie said in defeat.

The kitchen is as filthy as a sidewalk, that’s not even a simile at this point… or would that be onomatopoeia? I wish I did better in school. The fridge is so filthy… so disgu- “Valerie darling don’t take too long, we couldn’t have you poisoning our drinks!” father chuckled. “coming!” That’s it, I'll be quick and… quiet unlike my usual self, The drawer handle is so sticky is that… jam? That has to be Niimi, well I got what I came for, they’ll never see this coming. 

Here your wine, mother… and father”  “now hold on dear, just the other day Niimi Tried to poison me! From now on you should test for poison” father said sternly. “I’m going to get her back” whispered Valerie. “What’s the point, by the time you do, she’ll be so traumatized she won’t even remember her name” father chuckled “well… go on drink up, I’m waiting” the father said sternly. “Oh trust me poison isn’t the thing to be worried about right now” said Valerie. “Oh a knife, I take it you are going to kill us” mother said calmly.  “After selling my sister… of course i’m going to m murder you! 

“That… feels… good…” Valerie said while shedding a tear… as her father stared to look down with wide eyed. “hha ha ah out of all the people to kill us, well go on use you newfound power to do it… but umm at least let me finish my wine” her mother said “where is she?” Valerie mumbled

Valerie kills her “parents” in a blind fit of rage.

I did it, oh god there is so much blood on the carpet. It’s so messy, why am I so happy, so sad and so mad. What, why did this happen? They had to think of me as trash, as some sort of toy, Never… never again. I 

don’t what’s more disgusting, the blood on the already filthy carpet or the abusive assholes it’s coming from. Honestly I think I could vomit… bathroom… definitely the bathroom! 

I hate this feeling… my stomach, I feel so queasy… so disgusting it’s everywhere…  oh fuck I think is finally over. I would wash the blood off of my hands, but I think seeing blood and vomit would just kill me. And besides my hands aren’t that bloody anyway so what does It matter. That thumping sound on the stairs, ugh that must be Niimi he’s going to Belittle me like everyone else.

“They’re dead aren’t they… what are we going to do, how are we going to”  “I don’t know Niimi! I don’t know… we maybe… we should Bury the body’s in the backyard tell the cops that… no that’s stupid, we could-” “Stop just stop Valerie, we both know not the type to know how to hide a body, You didn’t plan this” “And your just a boy, do you know any better!?”

“I would never have killed them first place and you know that!” “And then what, let them treat us like trash, like filth? Even though you belittle everyone here, you never stood up for yourself! I can’t believe you honestly think you're better than me, I’m not surprised everyone thinks that.

“Whatever, we need to clean it up either way,” said Niimi.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

Okay, now I need to know the onomatopoeia story

Ah, of course. Like I said, it's fairly mild, but I think it's funny at least.

Our story takes place back in the good ole year of 2014. I am fifteen years old. My brother is in grade 1 or 2. I am with my stepmother picking him up after school.

My brother goes to a private catholic school despite my father and stepmother being mostly not-relgious, due at least in part to my stepmother "not wanting him to make friends with kids whose parents don't have jobs" (her literal words). A lot of the other parents sending their kids there follow the same mindset. I'm sure you can imagine the type of gossipy soccer-mum, mean-girl-wannabe 30-40 year old women who were standing around talking shit about each other, other students, and teachers while waiting for class to end. It was my personal hell.

All this is to say, I'm standing there having a terrible time. My uniform doesn't quite fit right, I'm a teenager so I smell kinda bad, and I'm standing next to my stepmother of all people while she complains about whatever minor inconvenience has ruined her day today.

Then, horror of horrors, she turns to ME to ask a question and involve me in the discussion. This usually ends with me masking and pulling up some fake ass response, OR it ends with me being humiliated for not having the "correct" response. (<- autistic)

Today, however, her question is about my brother's spelling homework. The thing to know about me at age 15 is that I'd been reading a novel a day since I was 7 years old. I was always correcting peoples' spelling and grammar, because I hadn't yet gotten the memo that this was a bit of a dick move, and it was one of few areas in my life where I knew more than all the adults around me.

The thing to know about my stepmother at age 35 is that... well, she's pretty notorious for thinking she knows everything while actually knowing nothing. That, and, she's an asshole, so I don't feel mean for talking bad about her.

So she turns to me to gloat (??) about how she and all the other parents had no idea what this word was in my brother's spelling homework. I don't understand why she seemed so happy with herself for not knowing it, but that's the only way I can describe how she was acting.

The conversation goes like this:

Stepmother: haha, look at this, they put this stupid useless made up word in the homework!

Me: what's the word?

Stepmother: uh, it's- [horrible mispronunciation of onomatopoeia]. Here, it's taped to the window. I bet you can't guess what it means!

[She is attempting to humiliate me in front of her asshole friends. But not today.]

Me: onomatopoeia? Yeah I know what that means.

Her: What? No way. What is it then?

Me: It's what you call a sound word. Boom, thud, moo are all onomatopoeia.

Her (huffy): Of course you knew it.

And then that night I got to tell my dad and my brother about it ("haha did you know that she [a university educated adult] doesn't know this grade 2 spelling word, but I do?"), and I got to hold one over her for a little bit. A small victory, but a victory nonetheless.

That's my onomatopoeia story!

[astrcthesiai-archived]

Bissha Bissha no Mi

Under a read more for blood and some body horror.

Is a special fruit that shares known traits of the Paramecia and Logia fruit. It allows the user to control and manipulate blood, whether already spilled blood or the user's blood. When awakened, the devil fruit eater of this fruit is able to manipulate other people's blood at will. Unawakened, the user needs to bite a person and get a taste of blood.

In One Piece, the blood types are referred to as X, S, and F (and I believe one more). You can see the list of blood types here. There is a horoscope centered around blood type. Since Marie is a certain blood type, she will have mastery over that blood type. Whatever she is not compatible with will be the hardest and will take a lot of stamina for her to control. What she is compatible with will be easier.

In Short:

S is Type O

XF is Type AB

X is Type A

F is Type B.

Marie's blood type is F (B).

Bissha Bissha is one of the onomatopoeia for blood splatter in Japanese manga.

[ahordeofwasps]

Five Things I Never Tire of Writing

I got tagged by @whimsyqueen ! Thanks for the tag! 

To quote those who have played the game before me: “ The rules of the game are to list five things I never get tired of writing – whether that’s general tropes, specific characters, situations, themes, phrases, whatever brings me joy – then tag five more people to keep the game going.”

1 - Corrupt authority figures. For some reason, most, if not all, authority figures that I write wind up being corrupt somehow, whether it is through obvious abuse of power or through their own puritanical self-righteousness.  Even if I intend to have them aid the protagonists, all the authority figures I write somehow evolve into either minor villains or side characters with villainous tendencies. Despite all this, it does feel rather cathartic to write these kinds of characters.

2 - Embracing the unknown. It’s a theme that I enjoy both reading and writing. There’s a lot to explore and I can have a lot of fun with it, especially if perspective and framing can be played with.

3 - Reapers that fight against the narrative tooth and nail. This is one of those things that has popped up in multiple short stories I’ve written and it’s going to pop up again. I’m not entirely sure why. I’ll put in a reaper for reasonable reasons (e.g., the story centers around death, the image of a skeleton in a business suit carrying a briefcase amused me), give them the forbidden knowledge to do their job, but also give them constraints so that they don’t break the setting or end the story too soon.  But then, they’ll wind up fighting the narrative and those constraints tooth and nail to bestow their forbidden knowledge onto the characters around them. As a result, they make really fun and interesting characters to write, though I am a bit confused as to why this keeps happening. 

4 -  Onomatopoeias. They have pizzazz and I probably overuse them. 

5 - Framing the known as an unfathomable and eldritch. This is mainly me giggling (a very super serious giggle) as I type away at the story. A lot of the world around us is very strange with many aspects being genuinely incomprehensible when presented as their whole. There are a lot of fun (and frankly horrifying in some cases. Capitalism is an eldritch horror we live with every day) things to explore.

I’m going to tag @winterandwords , @verba-writing , @charlesjosephwrites , @loopyhoopywrites , and @worldstogetlostin . If you don’t want to do the tag game, please don’t feel pressured to. 

[akkivee]

This 2gumi event was great, but what really got me was seeing Jyushi next to Jyuto and realizing Jyushi is TALLER than Jyuto. Jyushi is so often next to Kuko who's short anyways and Hitoya who's shorter than other Hypmic characters (who are GIANTS) so I always forget Jyushi TOWERS above like 2/3 the cast. Precious cinnamon roll Jyushi. It's cute. And yay, we got more Hifumi nicknames! Also, do you have any headcanons for platonic/romantic Kuuko x Nemu? Ever since you mentioned it I was like YASS

like intellectually you know jyushi is as tall as ichiro but then seeing it in execution, you’re like ‘OH 😃😃😃’

i have several AUs floating in my head where nemu, kuukou and ichiro wind up becoming a shounen trio and one of my favourite dynamics they just grew to have was the one in my bnha one where:

the moment they’re paired up together, kuukou takes to calling her ‘princess’ because she’s got a plan and is assertive about getting it done. nemu takes this wrong way ofc lol but she’s actually school royalty and kuukou thinks she’s got what it takes to be a true leader so a princess is how he naturally sees her and nemu is touched lol. kuukou’s the only person she lets call her that tho

and she’ll teasingly play up being a young missus by occasionally making kuukou walk with her and demanding the proper response to a demand. nemu is the only person who can get away with teasing him like that lol

kuukou winds up being the person nemu feels most comfortable with sharing her thoughts with. she gets into some very deep trouble in this au and is frustrated by her choices and their outcomes by the end of it, and she only breaks down in front of kuukou when he hugs her and tells her how amazing she is for fighting for what she believes in and she’s not wrong for that

AU stuff aside tho, they like to check out sweets together and kuukou is very guilty of just bending over and taking a bite/sip of whatever nemu has. nemu will kick his ankle in retaliation every time lol

they objectively have the same type in guys (ichiro) and like to swoon together over what naturally charismatic thing ichiro has said to them

nemu is one of the few people kuukou is taller than, he takes advantage of this by draping himself over her and nuzzling her hair. nemu graciously allows because he thinks he’s cute like an kitty lol

sometimes the nagoya accent sounds similar to the jp onomatopoeia for meowing, so i imagine when kuukou says nemu’s name, he says it like ‘nyemu’ and nemu lowkey dies a blissful death every time lol

nail art gets put onto kuukou’s radar from nemu!!! her friends did her nails in class once and kuukou could not stop taking her hand to look at them so she offers to do paint them with whatever colour she had at her home. kuukou rocked glittery pastel pink nails for a week before his extra curricular activities with ichiro wore them out 😔

[starr-fall-knight-rise]

Humans are Space Orcs, “Combat.”

Wrote  this one in response to requests that I do more of Krill’s medical journals. I hope this is what you wanted to see 

To the: Intergalactic Journal of Medical Biology 

Humanity is a young species around 204,000 years old in their current modern iteration. While there have been many types of humanoid animals on their planet, The Homo Sapien Sapien as they are known scientifically and the only sub-type of human that remain having about .6% genetic variation between them despite their  range of color, height, and shape which has been openly observed by all nonhuman species.

In comparison to the Vurl or the rundi, humanity is a relatively young species still containing many of their more animalistic tendencies in comparison to species who have had more time to evolve into their sentient states. For this reason the examination of this paper revolves around human aggression, and defence. In many animals we see behaviors designed to defend or attack, either out of fear, protection or in order to impress a mate. Humans, being a sentient species use many different techniques to deal with this issue, but one of the techniques that might be considered most primitive, is their contact fighting.

Like how tall horns headbutt each other and longwings lock talons, humans have developed the ability to use their body as a weapon to the detriment of other humans. This practice has likely existed since the beginning of humanity, though through the years, and as humanity evolved, their refined and discovered different ways of -- as to use a human expression-- “Beat the shit ouf of each other..”

In more recent years this primitive form of agress, though still used to its intended purpose, has been made into a sport.

In other words humans hit each other for fun and they let other watch.

Some of these techniques include.

The slap- One of the oldest forms of human aggression which involves striking someone, across the face usually, with an open palm.

The punch- Similar to the first bud done with a closed fists, often puts the bones of the hands at risk, but puts more power into a smaller space, when the hips and legs are used through kinetic linking, the entire power of the body can come out through the hand.

The gouge- Humans do not have claws, but with the hand open and fingers slightly bent, they can use the hard keratin at the end of their fingers to inflict scratches and gouges on an opponent 

The kick- as if hitting people with your arms wasn't enough, now they have to hit people with their feet and shins. On a side note some humans punch and kick wooden poles to make their bones stronger! Yes then INTENTIONALLY inflict pain on themselves, causing MICRO FRACTURES in their own bones just so they can hit people HARDER.

The elbow - jamming the bony junction of their arm into other peoples faces, as it seems there is a location on the elbow without nerve endings, and so does not cause so much pain to the hitter but concentrates the weight on the end of a very strong bone.

The knee- similar to the elbow but with the junction of the leg. Usually aimed towards the upper abdomen, where the liver is located, because your opponents internal organs be damned.

These are the simple basics of human combat, those things that all humans have ingrained into them as instinct, however of course over time humans have developed more painful ways of hurting each other

The round kick- like kicking but with the extra step of spinning around really fast to gain momentum, is usually aimed at the face, because using your foot to hit someone in the face after spinning is SOOOO LoGiCaL 

The choke - can be done in many ways, but the general principles is if your opponent can’t breathe, than they cant win, bonus points if you crush their windpipe in the process because whoo hoo for murder.

The blood choke- its like choking accept the general principal is if no blood is going to your brain than you can’t live, so just squish the carotid arteries a little bit, not like they need those anyway 

The figure 4 choke - Choking someone like a blood choke but with your thighs because why the hell not

The Americana lock- They will submit if you screw up their joints especially the shoulder and the elbow because who the hall needs those.

An armbar - just lay your feet over their chest, grab their arm and put the elbow over your pelvis, now when you arch your back your can break their elbow joint backwards. So effective that your opponent will probably quite and give up screaming before you manage to actually do anything.

Body slam- yeah throwing your opponent to the floor violently and then falling on top of them might just work to make them regret knowing you.

Pile Driver, kind of like a body slam, accept you also use your elbow. Do you hate someone in particular? Do they need their ribcage cracked open like an egg? This might just be the technique for you 

Man of these techniques are used in combat sports, some of them for more theatrical use, but the principle remains the same. Now there are a few techniques that are generally prohibited rom fighting sports.

Head butting - why the HELL would you even think of this. Yeah I’ll just hit my head against their head that ShOuLdN’t hURt at ALl. Should work just PERFECTLY 

Groin Kick - the human imperative to survive is so aggressive that a single kick to their reproductive organs can send them into full shutdown mode, and this includes breathing problems, potential vomiting and crying like a baby

Biting - Here have all of my transmissible diseases, that should make you regret your entire life. I hope your arm gets infected and falls off 

Eye gouging - can fight me IF YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR EYES 

Curb Stomp - Just set someone’s chin up on a curb and then KICK THEM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD.

WHAT KIND OF MONSTERS ARE YOU PEOPLE! My list Isn’t even finished!

MY LIST

 ISN'T 

EVEN 

FINISHED!

Why does humanity have to be so scary HHHHHRRRAAAGGGGG!

From the editing department at the: Intergalactic journal of medical biology

Dr. Krill,

We regret to inform you that your scholarly paper has been rejected for improper scholarly vocabulary, neglect to operationally define non-common language, use of onomatopoeia, and WhAtEvEr ThIs Is. Please review your submission and resubmit it to our review team. We appreciate your dedication to science.

Sincerely,

The Review Team.

[the-royalscientists]

how to start, how to start, Sans thinks. His leg bounces on the chair’s footrest. He stares at the blank document on the electronic pad in front of him. The light hurts his head. He’s been staring at it for a while. Gaster suggested starting his own entries but honestly? No subjects come to mind. He sighs (really he just makes a sighing onomatopoeia; he doesn’t have a respiratory system, after all), and starts typing.

entry number one.

i dunno what kind of grammar I should use for this so i might just do whatever or alternate between my natural font’s and, like, “proper” grammar.

anyways, dad said i should make some entries. ☞︎⚐︎☼︎ 💣︎✡︎ ⚐︎🕈︎☠︎ 💧︎✌︎😐︎☜︎, he said.

(note: that says “for my own sake” in all caps for those who can’t read wingdings.)

yes, that font’s on here. dunno why, since dad handwrites all his entries for some reason.

should i call him dad in these? im gonna keep doing it since i’ve already called him that twice here.

I dunno what else to say...

oh! papyrus told me that he’s looking into an official engineering degree. i’m proud of him, no matter whether or not he decides to pursue it. but, I’m his bro, so i guess that’s what’s expected of me?

not that I wouldn’t be if I wasn’t. he deserves praise. he deserves so much.

heh. i’m getting sentimental. however, i’ve noticed hes even more withdrawn than usual now... it wouldn’t kill him to get angry or sad every once in a while, right?

he’s got a good outlet with helping maintain the CORE (hehe outlet. get it cuz the cores an energy source). I’m just worried he’s staying a little too positive.

welp. that’s all from me. see ya in the next one i guess.

<<Ignore the horrible anatomy fact that he’s using a yellow pad I didn’t think I’d have him typing (maybe he’s writing it out to type up later?)>>

[quirkwizard]

Why doesn't anyone ask for qm for manga the quirk? Well ill be one of the few, manga and mimicry. This one seems hard so good luck.

I think it’s just because that it was a Quirk that was only in one fight and had an extremely minor role in that fight.

New Quirk Name: Sound Out

This Transformation type Quirk activates whenever the user vocalizes a Japanese onomatopoeia. After doing so, the user's body will transform into a stylized, three dimensional version of that word. The user can still move and act while like this. What more is that the form will have a specials effect depending on the word, letting the user act out the word. For example, if the user were to say the word for "burn", they would into a flaming red version of that word. And whenever they come into contact with someone, they would be burned by the user. The user can change back whenever they wish. This gives the user a versatile Quirk, allowing them to take on a myriad of forms to suit whatever situation they come across. If nothing else, it can act as a form of camouflage, such as hiding on a surface to pretend to be a sign. Though using this power will hurt the user's throat, making it hard to use the Quirk multiple times. As it is limited to their own body, the user can only have one set of words active at a time. needing to pick and choose what they are. Being turned into a set of words can limit some of the user's function, such as lacking any hands.

[rebel-against-reality]

As much as I love Shulk as a character, like what the fuck is his name? It sounds like onomatopoeia for pulling a rubber boot out of the mud. Or the part of a vegetable that nobody wants to eat.  A year and a half ago I had a dream that I was floating through a swamp that was known as the “Oil shulk”, and I’m just like, “Of course, a shulk is the accepted name for this type of landform”. I’ve been a Xenoblade fan for 5 years and that’s how my subconscious brain chose to use the word “Shulk”. Like, everyone else in the party, their names are reasonable, like if I ran into a kid at school named Reyn or Sharla nobody would bat an eye. But if there was a kid named Shulk? Oh you betcha he’d be relententlessly bullied, regardless of whether or not they know he was named after a video game character. What on earth was anyone thinking when they gave him that name? It sounds nothing like any name I’ve ever heard. Heck, it doesn’t seem etymologically connected to any word I’ve ever heard. How did the people at Monolith Soft come up with that name? Like, John Monolith was all like, “Fuck I just invented this cool RPG protagonist but I don’t know what to name him” and then he comes home and hears his wife snoring and was like, “That’s a good idea for a name”. Actually you know what? That’s probably what happened in-game. Like, Dickson didn’t know the name of the kid on the Monado expedition, and he finds the kid sleeping  in Ose tower and he’s like “whats your name kid” and the kid just snores and dickson’s like “aight whatever you say” and that’s the only feasible explanation I can come up with for anyone having a name as ridiculous as Shulk

[rawiswhore]

Raven/Timothee Chalamet x Fem Reader- “Hebrew Hammer”

I bet some of you Timothee Chalamet fangirls are like "Who TF is Raven? Raven Symone from 'That's So Raven'? From 'Teen Titans'/'Teen Titans Go'?"

This Raven I'm typing about was a wrestler in the 90's and 2000's whose character he'll mostly always be remembered for is playing a depressed grunge rocker.

He's like the Kurt Cobain of wrestling.

You can either read about Raven or Timothee Chalamet, though I bet you'll all pick Timothee...

I couldn't decide who I wanted to type this fanfic about, they're both hot!

Though I kinda prefer Timothee over Raven...

@hellworldprinc3ss, here's a fanfic I've typed of Raven.

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Raven has one of the best wrestling gimmicks ever.

What was his gimmick?

He'll mostly always be remembered for playing a depressed, angst ridden grunge kid in WCW and ECW.

A gimmick that was perfect for the 1990's.

And...he's one of the few wrestlers that's been in just about every wrestling popular company: WWF/E, WCW, ECW, TNA and ROH. How awesome is that?

And...he just so happens to Jewish.

If it's Timothee Chalamet you want (which is what I bet you fangirls all are gonna choose)...

There's many people in Hollywood who are Jewish, from movie directors to CEOS to actors and actresses and comedians.

And one of the many Jewish people in Hollywood nowadays is Timothee Chalamet, the latest "it boy" actor who people are saying is the next Leonardo DiCaprio.

I can see why they compare Timothee to Leo.

But enough about that.

Sometime during Raven's wrestling heyday in the mid to late 90's and 2000's (when Raven didn't have that awful facial hair he had during his time in the WWF), you were lying in a bed with Raven in a hotel room.

Raven was dressed in his grunge gear he had in WCW/ECW, although he wasn't wearing any combat boots in bed, and he didn't have any makeup on his face.

If it's Timothee you want...

Timothee was sprawled out on a bed in a hotel room, and you were lying in bed right next to him.

Timothee's hair was fluffy and slightly long, looking the way he did in 2017, like when he appeared on Ellen DeGeneres, Jimmy Fallon and James Corden's talk shows.

This is my personal favorite Timothee.

One of your hands, specifically the tips of your fingers, were brushing up and down his chest, whereas your other fingers were playing with a few strands of his hair.

His eyes shifted to the right side and looked at you.

"You're Jewish" you mentioned, your eyes looking at him and your lips grinning naughtily. "And you've got a big, juicy, spicy kosher sausage down there"

One of your hands moved over to his crotch and gently squeezed his crotch.

His mouth burst into an ear to ear smile, chuckling at you saying that, his face turned pink in embarrassment.

Even you couldn't help but chuckle a bit and grin from ear to ear.

You know he has a big, juicy cock, you've sucked it and rode it many times.

"A big, juicy, kosher pickle" you added, even though referring to his dick as a pickle isn't all that sexy. "With emphasis on the JEW-cy. Get it? JEW-cy? J-E-W-cy? And you're Jewish!"

He laughed even more hearing that, his chuckle going into full blown laughter.

"I hope you aren't offended by me making all of these Jewish sexual innuendos!" you confessed.

"I'm not" he admitted when he stopped laughing.

That's a good thing.

Remember, in the 90's, Raven once crucified the Sandman (a 90's wrestler some could say Stone Cold Steve Austin stole his character from) on a cross when he was in ECW, and even the audience for ECW found this offensive and Raven had to apologize to the crowd immediately after he fake crucified Sandman.

"Y'know, Jewish men have circumsized dicks" you mentioned, which is actually true "And I'm hungry for your big, juicy kosher sausage and play with your matza balls"

You sounded sexy when expressing how you want his dick, leaning into him and your eyes looking at him while grinning naughtily from ear to ear.

He smiled sheepishly from ear to ear, chuckling at you saying that.

Where does she come up with this stuff?, he thought. And how does she know so much about Jewish culture?

Unless some of you fem readers are Jewish.

"Maybe even taste your matza balls too" you added, your fingers squeezing his crotch gently.

You could feel his hard erection and his nuts when you squeezed them.

His cock was growing harder and harder while you were lying next to him and caressing his chest and hair, and his shaft got even harder when you expressed how much you want his dick.

You lifted yourself off of the couch and sat on all fours on the bed, like how babies crawl, and displayed your ass in front of him.

You were wearing a tiny little miniskirt and a thong underneath, showing your ass cheeks off in front of him.

You dressed like this even before you got into bed with him, you had plans for him.

When you were standing on all fours in front of Raven, you were reminding Raven and referencing when some chick in ECW was crawling on all fours in front of him while he sat in the corner of the ring by the ropes.

This is reminding WWE/ROH/TNA era Raven of when he was in ECW and some babe in a pink nightie crawled on all fours in front of him.

"Am I giving you a hard-on, Raven?" you asked him, slightly wiggling your ass in front of him.

"Mmmmmhmmm" he admitted, nodding his head.

You smiled back at him and crawled towards his crotch area, turning your ass away from his face, where you undid his belt, separating the buckle from the strap, and slid his zipper down and unbuttoned his jeans.

"Do you want my ass in your face?" you asked him.

"Well, whatever you want" he suggested, shrugging his shoulders.

Confession: you don't really wanna fart in his face, though you didn't mention that to him, although you haven't eaten anything that might give you gas.

He probably is afraid you might fart in his face too.

You then placed your hands on the sides of his pants and slid his jeans and his boxers down, until his bare naked genitals were exposed.

His erection sprung out of his boxers like a clown in a jack in the box, and your eyes were staring at the tip of his circumcised penis.

Your eyes could light up looking at the tip of his circumcised cock and you could nearly grin from ear to ear.

Your fingers wrapped around his shaft, and you leaned your head down into his genitals until his cock was inside your mouth.

When his dick was inside your mouth, you proceeded to suck on his cock, your head bobbing up and down his shaft as you sucked it, your mouth automatically going up his shaft while you sucked it.

Your other hand, meanwhile, moved to his balls, where you cupped his scrotum in the space in between your thumb and fingers.

You gently squeezed and fondled his balls, brushing the pad of your thumb above one of his nuts.

Your mouth could feel a little bump from his penishead/glans when you sucked on the top of his dick, your mouth going up from the bump, like a car driving over a bump in the road.

No, that bump is not herpes, it's his penishead.

When you reached the top of his penis, you rolled the tip of your tongue around his glans (as its referred to), that's where he was cut and circumcised as a baby boy.

Raven/Timothee, meanwhile, was looking at you sucking and licking his cock and playing with his nuts.

He grinned and smiled at you sucking his cock, and he enjoyed you sucking his dick.

His eyes rolled in the back of his head and his skin was getting warmer.

Precum was spilling out of his penishead's slit and trickling down his shaft, and your tongue pressed on his shaft and licked up any precum that spilled down his shaft.

You began to use the tip of his cock like a lipstick, holding it up to your lips, where you brushed the tip of his penis across your bottom lip.

His precum lubricated your lips like it's lipgloss, and luckily you weren't wearing any lipstick or lip gloss while sucking his cock.

When his penis head reached the corner of your mouth, you shifted it up to your top lip, brushing and dragging his penis head across your top lip.

You could feel the slit of his penis head on your lips as you slid his penis head across your lips.

"You're so juicy" you gushed and expressed while sliding his penis head around your mouth, your voice trying to sound sexy.

He watched you rub the tip of his penis like it's lipstick on your lips, which was strange, but he doesn't mind this.

Your other hand was trying to squeeze and caress his balls all while you're sucking and licking his cock.

Your tongue licked up any precum that dripped down his shaft, his precum tasted salty but yummy.

When there was a drop of precum that trickled down his shaft, you licked up that drip of precum from his shaft all the way to his slit where it came from.

Since his precum is trickling down his erection, and while you enjoy licking on his shaft, you also enjoy sucking cock as well.

You put his tip in your mouth again, gently sucking on his penishead, sucking and swallowing any precum out of his slit.

You sunk further down his shaft, his shaft getting inside your mouth, until you reached where your fingers were wrapped around his shaft.

You sucked on his cock, your head going up his shaft while you sucked it, sucking up any cum that trickled down his erection.

He does have a hot, juicy (and JEW-cy) cock and precum.  

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm" you mumbled while his cock was in your mouth, your onomatopoeia buzzed around his shaft, which tickled his erection.

Your wet, moist mouth lubricated his shaft, cleaning it from any precum dripping down it.

You moaned while you sucked on his cock, letting out some breath around and on his shaft, and your lips looked visibly perfect wrapped around his erection

Your thumb traveled around his scrotum and balls, the pad of your thumb stroking and caressing his nuts.

His balls were very sensitive as well and felt so fuzzy, like a peach.

Your throat, meanwhile, swallowed any precum that spilled out of his slit.

As you're giving him a blowjob, you wonder if you should suck his balls afterwards.

Your mouth could feel the veins in his shaft while you sucked his dick.

The tips and pads of your fingers slid and caressed across his scrotum, your fingertips feeling gentle and soft.

Raven/Timothee is lucky to recline his head on a pillow, this is perfect for him: lying on a bed, relaxing, while you're giving him head.

You've been giving fellatio to his penis for quite a long time, such a long time, that pretty soon, he groaned and shut his eyes.

The slit of his penishead released his jizz out finally inside your mouth.

Hearing him groan and finally cum inside your mouth, yeah, he came.

You swallowed his jizz inside your mouth and your tongue licked up any cum or precum that trickled down his shaft, cleaning any cum off of his dick.

When you couldn't taste any cum or precum on his dick, you moved your head away from his genitals and crawled up to him.

When you were snuggled and close to him, your fingers played with strands of his hair.

If this is Raven that you want...

"I know you have Jewish ancestry" you mentioned "But you look like you could be biracial, like half black"

Raven's eyes grew wide hearing that.

"You have such thick, curly hair and a wide, flat nose" you said to him "You even have some pretty full lips and your skin looks a little darker"

If it's 2000's era Raven you want (when he didn't have curly hair)

"You had such thick, curly hair in the 90's and have a wide, flat nose" you said to him. "Your lips also look a little bit full and you used to have some slightly dark looking skin"

You leaned into his face and put his nose in between your teeth, where you gently bit and nibbled it.

He can smell the sperm on your breath.

Raven's eyes grew even bigger when his nose was in your mouth, and he put his hand on your chest, pushing you away, until his nose wasn't in your mouth.

The sides of his nose had slight little bite marks on it, the nibble marks from you.

"What are you doing?" he asked, looking confused.

"I just wanted to gently nibble on your nose" you confessed. "Maybe even suck your nose"

You're crazy, he thought.

Even though he could giggle and chuckle at you nibbling on his nose, not taking it seriously.

Later on, you sucked on Raven/Timothee's scrotum, licking and sucking his nuts, running the tip of your tongue on his scrotum.

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I hope you don't find this fanfiction offensive.

I wonder if people who love the wrestler Raven would think of this fanfic where the fem reader could also read about Timothee Chalamet.