#pardon wtf

[wtfforged]

why i always draw this damn thing on the floor. get up boy

[nourtella]

every time a man asks a woc "is it pink?", an angel dies. and that angel is me.

[medieval-canadian]

was NO ONE going to tell me that in the premodern era ANIMALS were regularly put on trial for shit like murder (among other things) and often convicted?????????????????????????????????????

[absentlurker]

shockingly, it’s eddie who starts it. steve and him were at steve’s empty, lonely house for the night and eddie was watching steve make a quick dinner of chicken and mac and cheese. eddie had offered to help but steve declined which eddie understands now as steve has used the time to rant about his day. just people being rude to working people like they’re not human too. same old shit, steve said, but it never fails to irritate the hell out of him. eddie is watching him with a small smile on his face from his seat behind the bar.

steve doesn’t notice eddie moving while he’s putting the chicken in the oven until he feels a warm hand slide against his back as another one catches his other hand.

“eddie, what-“

“shhh, sweetheart.”

steve holds onto eddie’s shoulder as the older man starts to sway them back and forth. eddie’s hands are steady as they grip him softly. steve huffs slightly, a smile playing at his lips as he looks into sparkling brown eyes.

“what are we doing?” he asks softly as he’s guided slowly around the kitchen. eddie mock gasps, “why, stevie, this is what people call dancing!” steve rolls his eyes fondly before he steps closer and tucks his head against eddie’s shoulder. eddie hums quietly as he keeps them moving in a slow box step.

“feeling better?” he questions quietly. steve chuckles as he nods. there isn’t any music. the only sounds they hear are from themselves and the quiet hum of the hot oven. steve’s thoughts aren’t running a mile a minute. his smile widens as he holds eddie closer. it’s intimate and perfect.

[redemptiionss]

Finally continuing The Vampire Diaries and first of all, I can’t stand Lily 🥴🥴🥴 and second of all Caroline becomes Alaric’s fiancé in the future???? What the actual fuck….

[an-agender-disaster]

why would a company

specializing in making undergarments for people with vaginas

make it so their underwater is not at all able to have a menstrual pad stick to it

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[happily-ever-aftermath]

HEY LUMIERE

*licks your face*

"Qu'est-ce que c'est que bordel..?"

[banannabethchase]

Vera you MUST have done this on purpose.

[bravesung]

when you find out the person who had “more experience and skill” for the sales coordinator position at your job that you were rejected from is actually a 20 year old who actually didn’t have said experience either but they are good friends with the hr director.

[tottallyana]

these past few days have legit felt like a fever dream, and everything i see online i deem as fake at first because i haven't been sleeping well

like how did

bebe rexha getting annihilated by a phone on stage and needing stitches

a submersible full of billionaires got lost trying to get to the titanic

challengers trailer came out looking like a '3 will be free' but with tennis, and poly-baiting marketing shots

anthony returning to smosh ????!!!!

did we cross into another reality wtf is going on

[grahamcarmen]

Have a lot of asks and takes so just gonna dump them all here:-

opinion on chase and dexter.

you know i really want carlotta to meet the faculty and coach brunt and gray.

carlotta is gonna get such a biased version of gray that it cackles me up.

I can just imagine carmen telling her about gray and her response is "so you inherited my taste in bad boys".

you know, i understand why people think that if el topo killed someone he'll feel really guilty nut like he's the one to remind crackle that no witnesses should be left behind he's a cinnamon roll who can kill you.

rn i'm giggling at the idea of someone catching carmen and grey making out.

Commander is adorable.

1)i like them! Chase i maintain has the best line about the trufffles in his brain in s2. vivid imagery. poetic. and he gets such a solid and clear arc so congrats dude!! i really also like in s1 where he doesn't really buy that mimebomb is important but does have a tactic to keep tabs on him . tenacious, resiliant, and really intelligent sometimes. a lot of fun to watch and occasionally hear the out of pocket things he can say, he starts out abrasive but seeing him soften up and do what he can do best is fun and rewarding

dexter we don't get much but he was literally so!!! for getting only barely caught on cameras dating carms mom (which he refused to stop doing heck yeah <3) and doing his best to long con his way OUT of VILE for all of their sakes. and as a VILE agent? he was so smooth like steal those jewels, fly away, get paid for minimal teaching...ajsdnfasdkfn cool. RIPERONIS you were pretty cool

i really hope that carmen gets told by her mom that she has her dads eyes it was such an awwww moment when she said it. :( + just ugh can you imagine the conversations if she gets even more hints of similar things between them...ughhhhh carmen would really hold that dear...

2) hmmmmmmm like i really am into maybe her mom wanting to occasionally help carmen and that could happen VIA that (faculty and brunt) as for GRAY...

3) asdkjfnaslkfdjasd ok carmen gives literally all of gray's good points in such heart eyes and happy voice that the context of how carmen knows this just like makes her go "WAIT WAT" but lmao the idea of them falling for bad boys who are actually so soft and will do whatever it takes and actually turn over a new leaf <3 [i do think she might be a little harsher in her opinion on gray at first because thats her baby >:( waddyumeanyou! but like

:(it was everything...it was literally everything he held dear for carmen to exist and ugghhhhhhhhh i can't with them.

and like a changed person who her daughter has so much love for and obviously loved her enough to do that?? plus her mom runs an orphanage like i want to see him try to wiggle his way in the middle of respectful and being called out for old habits he can't shake yet and not being used to her brand of warmth. or her just asking him to keep watch the kids so she and carmen can have a day together mijo :((((((

and him being decent at corralling all those kids...not great he almost lost a couple but decent (he is good at charming distractions but gets snippy at the troublemakers if any...he's the only troublemaker allowed there<3) + always my evidences that he was the one who split up carmen and sheenas fights, the boys looked at him when they needed help at the tunnel, lmao he actually did have a decent distraction of codenames at the ready, and he's a head patter with a chill laid back disposition he projects...he can distract them with candyland for an hour...i think he can catch their attention like lmao he has such de facto group leader energy even if its not what he primarily does/the role he always wants...can he hold it tho...

or even a seriousish conversation after with gray realizing that was her trusting him lol + just long way round is still the way around conversation

5)...is that a thing? i mean el topo initially felt really bad about carmen because they were friends and might* have felt bad for shadowsan because he was his teacher but le chevre just tells him to focus on the bad parts of his class to get over it. old man in the desert who he has no attachment to? crackle remember to kill him + next time le chevre/ el topo both get over any lingering attachments and el topo even captures carmen with a smile and an ho-la. cinnamon roll who can kill.

6)I NEED THAT SO BAD ! NEED THEM TO BE INSEPARABLE AND INSUFFERABLE AND GET CAUGHT BEING ABSOLUTELY INTO EACH OTHER AND ABSOLUTELY SO HAPPY. askjdfnaskfjna and absolutely with only half an idea of what to do when caught

7) COMMANDER ...is cute <3

[tbhkconfessions]

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[garpond]

only just now figuring out that you can mute posts on here. i might be stupid

[13thpythagoras]

RB to give a lit joint to your mutuals

[fullmetalneverland]

"It's like—like we're all a fixed point in time, and that person—whoever I was back then—must exist somewhere, even if it's just when I'm smelling my father's cologne."

-Zeppazariel, Best Friend's Brother

[theroseempress]

Opal and Pyrite for the gemstone ask! ^.^

eyyy thanks for the ask, sorry it took so long to get to! Gonna do this for The Fourth Wall (the WIP i want to turn into a tv show because i simply cannot be stopped) since I've been rotating that WIP in my head recently.

Opal: What motivates your protagonist to complete their goal?

Hm. I don't have the characters for TFW pinned down quite as well yet, but I'll try and answer for Drew and Sage. For Sage... I'd say his motivation through the first arc is self-preservation, and his motivation through the next three is things-he-cares-about-preservation? Drew doesn't really have a motivation or goal in the first arc, but I'd say through the second and third arcs it turns into self-preservation and autonomy, then in the fourth arc it's revenge.

Pyrite: Could the antagonist and protagonist ever be friends?

Deeeefinitely depends on which antagonist and protagonist. In the first arc, absolutely not none of them could.

Second arc, two of the antagonists actually do get redemption arcs so absolutely yes for them, no again to the third.

Third arc, yes to one antagonist who does actually get redeemed, absolutely no to another, and... maybe to the to the other two. In the current circumstances of the story, I doubt they'd ever be in a situation to befriend the protagonists, but maybe in another universe it could work out.

Fourth arc, two of the antagonists are the ones I just maybe'd, and the other two I DON'T THINK SO. One of them's too genocidal to befriend and befriending the other one is the equivalent of sitting on the edge of an unstable cliff a, you could but you really shouldn't.