#party hard I guess XD

[disneyprincessdxminatrix]

is 7pm too early for bedtime on saturday evening? time is a construct right it’s been darf for almost 2 hours so that’s definitely night and night is time for sleep

[heatherfield]

That's actually just—Mr. Poe. Or Ed Poe. Actually, it's Edgar. Or Edgar Allan Poe—just call me, just call me Mr. Edgar Allan Poe.

Edgar Allan Poe in Edgar Allan Poe’s Murder Mystery Dinner Party [x]

[factual-fantasy]

Would like to see how you would do the scene where Eddy is staring at a single pea on his plate durning the Christmas event? Not sure if you know what I’m referring too

@acidic-vegabond

The homewarming update does happen in my AU. :0 But with some changes of course-

To start, its not called homewarming. Its just a regular Christmas party XDD

Secondly, I had this idea that usually the Christmas party is held at Poppy's house. Due to her house being really big with taller doors and ceilings. (For the comfort of Poppy, Barnaby and Howdy) She also has an enormous kitchen so that's a bonus XD

Now this year for some reason- Poppy's house was unavailable. So the party was held at Wally's house. And this one year it was held at Wally's house, happened to be the first time Eddie was invited to their yearly Christmas party.

I was thinking that the whole "the neighbors delivered all the mail for Eddie and nobody talked to him which really stressed him out" thing didn't happen here. Eddie has been working pretty hard though..

When he came to the house he didn't sit down with a plate of a single pea like in canon. Rather he was standing by the wall and chatting with Frank. That's when home decided to take a peek and.. well. Yeah.

In the end it was assumed that he just had some kind of anxiety or panic attack.. at least that's what Frank told him. And it made sense..

The sweating, the shaking, the feeling of being watched.. surely that was all just anxiety.. guess Eddie isn't as good in crowded spaces as he thought.. that must be it, right?.. Right.

The fact that he's hasn't felt that way at any other parties since then must not matter.. the fact that his hands shake and he feels like he cant breathe as he puts Wally's mail in his mail box everyday must be unrelated.. the fact that he feels uneasy and clammy when Wally's house is within sight of him must just be.. nerves.. or something..

Its just anxiety. Nothing is wrong with Eddie. And there's no reason to be afraid of Wally's house. Its just anxiety, its just anxiety...

..It's just anxiety..

[kuiinncedes]

sorry glee nd no longer new directions but natural deduction <3

[rhey-007]

Party Hardy

Fernando Alonso x Stella!Reader

• | socialmedia au

Summary: You partied a little too hard, getting yourself and your friends in big trouble... But hey, at least you find out your long lasting crush feels the same about you 🤷‍♀️

Warnings/Tags: female reader, mentions of sex, age gap

A/N: I know the hickeys on Nando's first photo look weird but I tried 😭✋Reader is Andrea Stella's (mclaren's team cheif) daughter, just so y'know. And I guess that's it, enjoy! 🥳

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•y/n._.stella: sigh... 😭✋I guess I have a boo now...

•user4: girl gave up already xd

•landonorris: 👁👄👁 you gotta be kidding me...

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•user6: YOU WHAT?!

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•user7: that was quick

•charles_leclerc: I was gone yachting for 3 days and I missed so much???? HOW???

•pierregasly: I'm sooo confused but good for you two👍💞✌

[tmntxthings]

HII! Hru? Great I hope :)) can you write about everyone having a sleepover and it’s rlly late and everyone’s asleep except reader, then it splits into how the brothers would individually react to reader crawling next to them and sleeping back to back bc reader doesn’t wanna bother them but also wants to be close, if it’s not too much could you also include April? If not that’s perfectly fine! ^^

Tysm for your time! Have a great day/night!

Next to You

author’s notes: hiiii, im doing fabulous classes were canceled last minute for thanksgiving XD i hope you enjoy & ty for requesting <3

warnings: fluff c: that’s it, oh & unedited

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You opened your eyes, trying to hold back a sigh. You could tell from the deep breathing and slight snoring around you that everyone else was fast asleep. What surprised you the most was that Donnie and Leo of all people were asleep. They usually were insomniacs like you.. but you guessed it was a good thing that they had finally managed to get some shut eye. You on the other hand were still struggling.

You tried to distract your brain with events of today. The sleepover had started off with a bunch of competitions in the arcade. DDR being the main event, and probably what led to everyone being so tired. After that Mikey had ordered everyone pizza. Then the movie marathon started and didn’t stop until everyone was yawning. Instead of going to their respective rooms, the turtles all decided to continue the slumber party in the projector room. A big pile of blankets and pillows were placed in the middle and slowly but surely everyone settled down for the night.

Raph

Quietly you sat up, rubbing your eyes as they adjusted to the dark room. Looking around, you found Raph not too far away and silently made your way to where he slept. You had a pillow and a blanket in your arms and as quietly as possible you placed them next to the red turtle.

You then laid next to Raph, scooting until you felt the hard curves of his spiky shell. You finally allowed yourself to sigh, feeling slightly better now that you were next to his calming presence. Maybe ten minutes later you fell into a light sleep. Sometime later though Raph turned over in his sleep and you were awoken to him throwing an arm over your stomach and pulling you to his chest.

You were so tired that you couldn’t find it in yourself to get flustered as you snuggled your head into his plastron. He was so warm! His snores were just deep rumbles that were lulling you to sleep. It didn’t take long for you to finally slip into a deep slumber. Raph of course woke up at the crack of dawn. Stretching and opening his eyes to find you, looking absolutely adorable pressed into his plastron. Thankfully no one else was awake to tease him about how dark green his cheeks turned. He allowed himself to rub his face into your hair atop your head before slowly getting up. Though he made sure to put a big red pillow as his replacement for you to cuddle into.

Leo

Minutes went by and still you were unable to fall asleep. It was starting to get on your last nerve and with frustrated tears in your eyes you quickly got up from your spot. Dragging along your blanket and carrying your pillow as you found Leo wasn’t that far away. You quickly made your bed next to his, and laid down right beside him.

Sniffling slightly as you scooted backwards until you felt his smooth shell against your back. Leo turned around immediately, groaning slightly as he was a light sleeper. Your hand went you to cover your mouth hoping you hadn’t just woke him up. “You okay?” He mumbled behind you. “I’m sorry,” you whispered, regretting having come over and ruined what little sleep he got. “Its okay, what’s wrong?” He said as he pressed his face into your hair, an arm going around your middle. “Can’t sleep,” you sighed. He hummed and moved back slightly to start playing with your hair.

You lasted maybe 5 minutes before your body relaxed and the tension in your shoulders left you. Sleep overtook you and Leo held in a chuckle, moving to snuggle his face into your hair again as he went back to sleep too. Unlike Raph, Leo was not a morning person, so the two of you would definitely be woken up by the rest of the group, hovering over the two of you. Taking embarrassing photos and cooing over how cute the two of you were.

Donnie

You were staring up at the lair ceiling when a glow of a phone screen could be seen in your peripheral. You knew who it was immediately and you hurriedly grabbed your things before plopping down behind the purple turtle. He didn’t say anything as you got comfortable, you got as close as you dared. There was a few centimeters between his soft shell and your back. “Need something?” Donnie spoke up after a few moments.

You shook your head and then realized you needed to say something. “No” you replied and that was it. Your eyelids were starting to blink slower and slower as you noticed the glow of his phone power off. You listened as he shuffled and got comfortable again. Then out of nowhere, you felt him scoot back those last few centimeters, his shell grazing your back. Your eyes widened, sleep evading you. It was just such a shock! “Dee?” you whispered and he mumbled a reply. “Goodnight,” you said changing your mind about bringing it up. “G’night,” you barely heard him say.

Unlike Leo, Donnie woke up at a decent hour. He sat up, listening to Raph’s feet pad away. He groaned and stretched and looked over to you with a fond expression. Then he was up, heading for the kitchen to make his morning coffee.

Mikey

You rolled over, staring at Mikey’s shell. He was fast asleep, the outline of his body going up and down as he breathed in and out deeply. You smiled, wishing you could pass out as easily as he could. You rolled one more time, your back firmly against his smooth shell.

You could feel his rhythmic breathing and you found that it was comforting enough for you to finally start feeling tired. You might’ve fallen asleep if Mikey didn’t start kicking all of the sudden. His feet bumping into yours and the rustling up the blanket. You shot up, startled by the sudden movement and your movement in turn scared Mikey, as he too shot up into a sitting position. “Y/n?” He croaked, his voice cracking from having slept so deeply. “Yeah?” You whispered as the two of you looked at each other groggily, the fear immediately leaving as you both realized it was just the other.

“Can’t sleep?” He asked patting the spot next to him for you to move even closer. You were about to say that you almost had, but you kept it to yourself as you nodded and moved closer. His arms going around you to hold you tightly for a few seconds before loosening. “My world famous cuddles will put you fast asleep,” he said lowly, almost falling into sleep himself. “Go to sleep silly,” you chided, looking up to see him trying to keep his eyes open. “You first,” and you shook with silent laughter, if only it was that easy. But as his hand went up and down your arm soothingly you were out like a light. “Sweet dreams Y/n” Mikey sighed as he passed out right after you.

Mikey was also an early riser, though not as much as Raph. Mikey woke up before Donnie though. He was happy to see you still sound asleep in his arms. And he stealthily removed himself from you, ninja mode style, as to not wake you. He had to start on breakfast!

Bonus! April

You really didn’t want to bother April, but you didn’t think you were going to be able to fall asleep anytime soon. You rolled over until your back met hers. “mmm.. Y/n?” She murmured groggily. “Sorry April,” you squeaked, not realizing you would wake her up that easily. “Its cool, but you okay?” She asked, her voice started to wake as she pulled the covers higher. “Just tired, yet I can’t sleep.” You confided and April nodded to herself.

She knew Donnie and Leo suffered from the same thing. Though she wondered if Dee ever got sleepy! Of course he did but he sure didn’t act like it! “Wanna try talking about nothing for a while?” April offered, her eyes were closed, but her mind awake and she’d talk to you throughout the night if that’s what you needed. “You’re the best,” you smiled and unbeknownst to you April’s face broke into a wide grin, “Yeah well, that’s what friends are for.”

The two of you talked about earlier today, plans in the future, college, her interests and hopes in journalism. You found that your voice became softer, and you started just humming in response instead of saying real words. “Goodnight Y/n” April whispered as she hadn’t gotten a response from you after a good couple of seconds. You hummed again and April smiled to herself as she slipped back into dream land.

[some-thrilling-heroics]

the purpose of this post is for me to figure some stuff out so i'm open to feedback and discussion

disclaimer: i love Halsin, he's my precious bear man

but damn i am pissed

i started to really dig into the epilogue, specifically that last morning after the brain goodbye scene in the room at the inn where he says he has nine wagons of kids and he will aid the people in Thaniel's realm

sadly i can't find any footage of what he says when Tav goes "oh a community built with your own hands, i'd love to see that" (or something to that extent) bc i think that is the one option that nullifies the goodbye and i think? he just asks if Tav is sure and then happy end bells

but even so

the interaction practically starts with "why does this sound like you're saying goodbye?" - oh that's because he is. at least for now. but Tav can visit, he's very eager for them to visit - and then narrator is like a tenday later Tav went to the commune and then the party invite stuff, not important

and I'm like....

it just hit me how - yes, Halsin has abandonment issues and he wants to help those orphans and all the homeless refugees and all the great stuff but like…… HOW DARE YOU DECIDE FOR ME THAT I DON'T WANNA GO WITH YOU????

watching that on a loop three times seriously hit me hard and i don't like it (as in me, personally, not in the sense that it's bad writing or it makes no sense for him to do that, maybe it does - if somebody can help me wrap my head around that, I would be super grateful bc atm I'm stuck in my own emotional reaction to Halsin making decisions for me)

in my head Tav's response to that should be: fuck you, i don't want to visit - fuck that! i wanna go with you and move in with you bc I love you but i guess you don't really want that huh? oh you do? then I guess we are at an impasse, huh?

bottom line is - what do I want to do with it in my fic?

i could ignore it bc i kinda wanna, i don't want them fighting like that

on the other hand it would be great to have this devolve into a conflict, bc i already sprinkled a few tiny bits of them saying not the best things but then the other kinda steps past it or around it and they are fine, but it would add some realism for them to have a serious disagreement about their (joint) future and about communicating and making decisions and could be something to be revisited as a work in progress for them to grow into as their relationship keeps going

i don't mind exploring difficult shit in my fics, i already decided to commit and give Tav my trauma and it was very cathartic just drafting that bit, and this turning into a conflict could play into that I suppose, could work really well

I guess my problem is the dissonance between Halsin doing that unintentionally bc of his own issues and him generally being very considerate and respectful of others, especially Tav imo, he was perfectly happy to follow their decisions as a leader but now I guess they are no longer the leader and this is his thing, his commune, his new purpose in life and ofc he could never be selfishly happy when he could be doing good things for strangers but like.... i can't grasp that step how from that he goes into "therefore I shall not offer this as a choice for them but instead make that a foregone conclusion that this is goodbye, at least for now" - is it bc asking means risk of rejection and he'd rather reject himself to spare them both the interaction?

sorry this got rambly XD but anyway - thoughts?

[matan4il]

911 ep 706 first watch reactions

Buck and Eddie setting up the bachelor party are so funny. They're married to a degree that the bride and groom can only aspire to one day achieve. And Madney are raising a kid together! Then again, so are Buddie, and have been since day 2... (day 1 is forever Buck ogling Eddie at the station, and Eddie strutting his stuff for him, with Buck's now canonically jealou-traction being the, ummm, lubricant)

Oh, Tommy just arrived, Buck and him have done nothing but hug, and Eddie's already bringing on the jealousy jealou-traction. IDK what is the etiquette about bringing your date to a bachelor party, but what's the rule about bringing your hubby who's jealous of your bf?

Oh, and an extra jab at Buck bringing Tommy officially as his date to the wedding. I love me a jealous Eddie. My dude, your closet is shaking so hard, it's about to push you out of itself if you don't make the move already.

Okay, in all seriousness, Tommy not dressing like the 80's, Buck showing that he really cared about that silly party theme, Eddie rolling with it, the two of them being dressed more as a couple than the actual guys dating, Buddie seeing things so much in the same way (down to both seeing themselves as the same character from Miami Vice) while Buck and Tommy are totally out of sync... I love that Tommy is there to help Buck figure himself out, but also, this is the stuff that will forever keep me shipping Buddie.

I know the flashback is mainly to show that the bachelor party is Buck's idea, and goes against Chim's wishes, but Eddie suggests the couple costume? And Buck was so readily on board? Even when he knew Tommy would also be invited? This is my house catching fire, while I sit here, mumbling to myself how fine it all is...

Okay, everyone leaving the bachelor party, even the guy Buck is dating, while Eddie stays, sure is something. And by "something" I mean "a couple." That's a couple. That's Buck's partner in everything, even dumb ass 80's costumes and failed bachelor parties, he's the one who jumps in whatever stupid plan Buck comes up with, and stays to deal with the mess.

LOL And then we got some REAL mess. Again, dumb Buck idea, and Eddie just rolling with it. Making it worse even, by suggesting how to take the party (made up of people who don't even know the groom) to Chimney. These two deserve each other. XD

Buck was behind Eddie while his shirt was being torn? Presumably helping with the tearing? That's it, 911 does not want me to make it to the end of the season with my sanity intact. I guess it's good that I'm not even trying...

I'm glad there was a representation of Chim and Kevin, and a Korean tradition, I just hope it was a truthful one. (do we have Korean viewers in our midst to chime in on this?)

Maddie using her 911 skills to find and help Chim is pretty badass (and a nice gender reversal of the 'damsel in distress needing to be saved a sec before her wedding' tale). Love it!

Maddie and Chim looked so happy during their wedding. Honestly, at the end of the day, my little hopelessly romantic heart doesn't need more than that. <3

Awwww, the Buck and Tommy kiss was nice. I think the most important part of it is we got to see Buck for the first time daring to kiss another guy, rather than wait to be kissed. I may bbe a Buddie shipper, but I think this r/s is important to Buck as well, to his ability to find what he wants, to not be scared of it, to not wait for others to want him as was the case with all the women he'd dated, but rather figure out what he wants in a certain moment, and that it's okay for him to go get it.

(I still don't think Tommy is Buck's endgame, though. Much as his probably my fave Buck r/s so far other than Eddie. Tommy not being there for Buck when the bachelor party flunked, him not being there at the wedding itself, to share this significant moment with Buck, being almost incidental to Buck's coming out to his colleagues and parents, other than being a gay that was obviously kissed by Buck just a short while ago... Again, just not the stuff great love stories are made of)

Hen going, "Finally!" to Karen was funny and cute. Everyone (almost) just smiling at Buck's coming out was nice. But the way his mom reacted in particular felt more realistic, and made me wish that at least with his parents, who we know he has a strained r/s with, the should would have allowed this to be more explored. Hopefully in a future ep if not now.

Thank you for reading! If you're looking for more, you can find my s7 reactions tag here, and more of my Buddie meta and content in my pinned post. xoxox

[theriu]

How To Frustrate A Faun

Me: (holding up rare flowers) Special delivery!

Faun: You got them! Thank you so much, I could never have gone near a hydra. Was it difficult?

Me: Nah, turns out I knew him and he exchanged some for a favor. On that note, I need to wash my sword.

Faun: (eating a flower; eyes roll in delight) Fantastic! My dinner party will be a hit with these in the center dish!

Me: Oh yeah, people'll be fauning all over it!

Faun: . . . I thought we agreed when I hired you that there'd be NO puns?

Me: Shoot, I completely forgot! My baad.

Faun: (deadpan stare)

Me: Sorry! It's hard to stop when I get goating—going.

Faun: . . . (sighs) Well, I can't fault your actual work, so I'll let it slide. Let me grab your pay.

Me: Thanks! So what dish are you using the flowers in?

Faun: You know, I haven't completely decided. My mother is coming and she's a bit picky, but I know she likes a good salad, so I could use them to top a Mediterranean mix or brighten up a simple spring salad. What do you think?

Me: I'm sure which . . . ever . . .

Faun: . . . ?

Me: (sweating)

Faun: . . . No, no don't you do it—!

Me: I’m sure whichever you make will satyr.

Faun: (throws money bag)

Me: (catches and runs) I sense you aren't kidding, boy I feel sheepish, guess it would behoof me to leave, don't bleat 'em all at once!

Faun: (yelling in distance) I'M TAKING A STAR OFF MY YELP REVIEW!

Me: PROBABLY FAIR!

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(A/N: I had this one on the backburner for months because I had so many goat puns but couldn't get the delivery right. I wish I was actually this quick-witted in person, but then again, I'd probably have more enemies. XD; )

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[sadakorosee]

Comfort

Omg this is my first request! Poly relationship with the turtles request by @trtlegirl00

TW: a bit of sexual harassment, misogyny

Poly!turtles x fm!reader (Requested)

Work was hell - then again, it's always been hell.

This entire week, your boss has been on your back demanding 10 different tasks from you and scolds you infront of everybody when you haven't finished it. You tried explaining you were doing 4 tasks at once, staying overtime, and barely eaten anything and guess what he said to you?

"Not my problem." He said, with a SHRUG on his shoulders.

You were not tolerating his mistreatment anymore and did the unthinkable; you stepped hard on his foot and he yelped in pain, gasps around the office. Due to the mistreatment you and your colleagues went through, they all clapped.

"I'll see you in fucking court. And don't think I didn't miss you pinching my ass at last week's party. Perv." Then you left.

Despite all that, it just drains the life out of you realizing you're jobless. Fired, for sure. Getting sued? Absolutely.

You dragged yourself to the lair mindlessly. All you want were hugs right now.

"Hey, angel cakes is back!" Mikey saw you from the kitchen and ran to you, only to find you emotionless. Your hair was in a loose bun, your formal clothes unbuttoned and shoes removed, you holding it.

"Angel? What's wrong?" Mikey grew concerned.

That made you break. "I hate everything!" You bawled out of nowhere dropping everything in the process and hugged Mikey sobbing in his shoulder.

"Uhh guys!" Mikey called, catching 3 other turtles' attention.

"What happened?!" Leo asked in panic, holding you and inspecting you for wounds. He saw how messy you looked thinking you got harassed.

"Who hurt you, baby?" Raph held your crying face. "I'll kill 'em. How dare they hurt you like this?!"

"Calm down, you hothead," Donnie pushed the bigger turtle away and inspected you. Once he confirms you weren't physically hurt, he took off his goggles and stroked your hair. "She wasn't physically hurt. But there's something else here. What happened, love? Deep breaths."

You told them everything, which in between the guys slowly getting angry for you until the last part you mentioned your boss touched you in a dinner party:

Leo stopped blinking.

Raph broke a baseball bat he was holding-- which you didn't notice he was holding it. That was weird.

Donnie dropped his gadget.

Mikey gasped. Typical.

"I'm gonna kill him."

Now, people would expect this reaction from Raph, right?

Nope.

"Donnie wait calm down!" Mikey held onto Donnie's leg but the tallest turtle walked to the exit with ease.

"Put down that knife! Sensei used that to cut the fishes!" Leo exclaimed. Please, Leo. That isn't important right now.

"I'm goin' with ya, Don." That was Raph. Of course he's gonna join Donnie kill anybody who touched their s/o.

It took about 20 minutes to calm down your tallest boyfriend and he was still eager to murder your boss but he saw how exhausted you are, so he stopped and hoist you up in his arms, bringing you to the living room.

Your four boyfriends huddled up with you in the middle; two of them holding both of your hands, 1 was massaging your toes and 1 massaging your shoulders.

You'd rather be stuck down in the lair than being in the human world.

Money? You'll think of something.

Right now, you just want to be with your boyfriends.

I hope this was okay C: i'm sorry it took me almost a week to do your request; i'm actually a working lady xD i work 8-5 everyday and i'm tired all the time. i may have added a bit of my story inside. regarding this, stay safe at work or in public. report when you must and don't let any man tell you what's what.

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

a sweet prompt because it's my birthday tomorrow hehe. it's their s/o birthday! what have the skellies planned?

I hope it was a fun birthday :D

Undertale Sans - Something intimate just for you and him. He's not a big fan of parties. He actually bakes a cake all by himself, gives you your present, and then you spends the rest of the day doing nothing on the couch, watching funny movies while cuddling. Sans likes simple things.

Undertale Papyrus - Big surprise party! Well, you kinda guessed it was a surprise party because when he's excited, Papyrus can't really hide it lol. And he acted really suspicious all day long, randomly dragging you across the town to avoid seeing people and stuff :')

Underswap Sans - He takes you to where you first met for dinner. He prepared everything and took a telescope so you could look at the stars once the night fell. He can be romantic when he really wants to.

Underswap Papyrus - He wakes you up at 5 a.m. and asks you to drive the car (because he can't lol) to the place he wants. You're confused until you see you're at Disneyland! Honey is as excited as you are.

Underfell Sans - He tried to bake a cake for you. It looks horrible and it tastes even worse, but he tried lol. You kiss him on the cheek as a thank you, even though he's all grumpy because he failed. You're too good for him.

Underfell Papyrus - He takes you to a fancy restaurant for dinner and acts like a true gentleman all day long, refusing to let you do anything in the house. It's your day, you sit on the couch and let him do his thing. He bought you a nice dress and everything for the restaurant, and red roses.

Horrortale Sans - Willow forced him to wear a suit, and now the poor guy looks constipated lol. Oak wanted a simple day at home with gifts and cakes but his brother insisted he go outside with you. So you went... Uh... Outside??? Oak took it literally. You kinda wandered the streets aimlessly for two hours before Oak sent a text to his brother to ask if they could come back in now xD He then returns to his initial plan: cuddles on the couch, cakes and gifts.

Horrortale Papyrus - Willow cooks a five-star dinner just for you. He really worked hard on it and was excited to show you all he did. He even dressed nicely and put rose petals on the bed and everything. He wanted this dinner to be perfect!

Swapfell Sans - He worked on a beautiful handmade necklace for you, with some of his most precious rocks. He's a little shy when he gives it to you, playing it cool, but you can tell he spent several months on this piece and that he's a bit emotive finally giving it to you.

Swapfell Papyrus - He hid a thousand birthday singing cards in the house. Whenever you open a drawer or a wardrobe, they start to sing lol. Some of them also have recorded messages of Rus screaming and so there's a chance out of two you're getting jumpscared. Rus is very proud of himself.

Fellswap Gold Sans - He says he loves you so much he went to steal the Crown Jewels for you. You laugh, saying he's cute, until he actually gifts you the Crown Jewels he stole during the night. Uh... You're both going to be in trouble, are you?

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - He made a cute painting of you. He put all his love for you inside. He's happy you like it. Other than that, you spend the rest of the day cuddling in bed and playing video games because that's all you need to be happy in life.

[verosvault]

🚨SPOILERS FOR FANTASY HIGH JUNIOR YEAR EPISODE 6🚨

Dimension20 "Fantasy High Junior Year"

Episode 6 "Party Politics"

Timestamp: 00:32:30

Video Length: 4min. & 48sec.

Sumo Wrestling to talk to Ragh (‣Pt. 1 | Pt. 2)

Gorgug gets to the front of the line! 😂😆

Ragh is so tired.. undefeated crab king 😂

Gorgug asks if Ragh wants to take a break 😂

Ragh is so tired 😂😂🤣🤣💀💀

Ragh is out of rages 😭😭

Gorgug doesn't feel like raging 😭😭

Ragh adds a +10 to Athletics. He rolls a 19 and gets a 29! ;0

Gorgug has a +8 to Athletics 😭

Ragh pushes Gorgug to the edge. He's one step away from going off. 😭

Gorgug goes into a rage

Ragh and Gorgug trash talk 😂

Ragh is Crab King!

Ragh is gassed!

Gorgug: "If you're the crab king, I'm the fisherman."

Ragh: "Well, fisherman, guess what? These waters are restricted! You have to throw me back or you'll be fined!

Gorgug: "I'll throw you back. I'll throw you back right now. I'm not afraid to provide for my family."

Ragh gets a 21.

Gorgug gets a 22!!

Gorgug has Ragh right on the edge!

XD LOL POOR RAGH! 😭😭😭✋✋✋

Ragh: "If you're gonna push me off, just don't do it too hard, okay? I'm gassed"

Gorgug: "Do you want to push me off?

Ragh: "What's that?"

Gorgug: "Do you want to push me off?"

Ragh: "There could be talent scouts here, dude."

Gorgug: "How much bad milk did you have?" 💀

Ragh: "Oh, I thought that was just milk! I was doing it to carbo-load."

Gorgug: "It's milk."

Ragh: "What?"

Ally: "Carbo-load on milk!" 😂

Ragh: "I was doing it to carbo-load, dude."

Gorgug: "Well, it's bad 'cause it's got vodka in it, but milk is milk."

Ragh: "I think I ate some glass. That was vodka?!"

(NOT THE "I ATE GLASS" BIT COMING BACK! 😭✋)

Gorgug tells Ragh to throw him off so he can have a conversation with him 😭✋

Ragh gets a 24.

Gorgug chooses to fail 😭✋

Ragh hurls Gorgug off and pretends to have been bested by him 😭💀

Ragh: "Crab King is victorious. Gonna go lie down."

Ooooo!!! Sofas with golden skulls and crossbones as the studs everywhere! ;00

Gorgug explains the things that happened in the Synod Mall to Ragh.

Gorgug tells Ragh that Kalina's back and he seemed surprised about it like "-Kalina's back?"

But Kristen had already told Ragh before when they were talking about Tracker and stuff that Kalina was back.. that's not new info for him. 🤔 So... Idk 🤷‍♀️

Gorgug: "She[Kalina] said 'Ragh'"

Ragh: "She said my name? Like she's gonna come after me or kill my mom?"

The way that Ragh got SO DEFENSIVE IMMEDIATELY! 😭✋ I LOVE HIM SO BAD! 😭✋♥️

Ragh goes over to rally 💀

Ragh: "Gotta rally, gotta get sober. My mom's in danger! Gotta get it together, Barkrock! Why did you waste all your rages being crab king?"😭😭😭😭

Gorgug: "You never know when you're gonna need 'em."

Ragh: "You never know when you're gonna need 'em! That was stupid!" 😭😭😭

I love Ragh so much! He cares about his mom SO MUCH and I love him SO BAD! 😭😭✋✋

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

sorry but frankie being the ONLY ONE at monster high who thinks cleo is Cool will never not be my fav headcanon

cleo LOOKS like she's the popular one-

the attitude! the presence! the outfit! the ambition! the kind heart and the CONFIDENCE!! But Canonically Speaking-

frankie's the one made from various famous monsters, hanging with the ghoul kids in school. THEY'RE the one crushing hard on the local organization nerd ("self-proclaimed party princess"),

cleo, miss Number One human enthusiast, who means well but isn't always the best at reading the mood or focusing on priorities

(all of werewolf weekend) (also "clawed and clawdeen?? thank ra my parents didn't name me nefra-een! ugh~!" smiles, realizes no one else is smiling, "...right not the time cleo.")

she WANTS more fame, but mainly spends her time setting up school events, talking with her scarabs, and is starting to tag along with the popular group sometimes

result is THIS

So whatever her song says, i headcanon the vibe in school is more like....

Random Monster High Student:

Oh Cleo? Nefera's little sister, the one who always plays a tree in school plays?

Yeah, she has the funniest, most TRAGIC picture in the fearbook- I hear she has to make herself sneeze all over again whenever she wants to get something at the Coffinbean!

She's head of the dance committee, right? They did a "human themed" dance night once, because of her. And didn't she also organize the after-pep-rally eyescream this year? I think I remember her asking me what flavor I wanted...

Her friends? Um well, she's got these scarabs that are kinds cute. She tags along with Clawdeen Wolf and Draculaura sometimes, but I'm pretty sure she wasn't at that wild Nightmore party the crew had at one of Drac's mansions.

Other than that...

Oh oh wait!

I've seen pics of her hanging out with Frankie, though!

You know Frankie Stein- tall, goes by they/them, wears pretty much nothing BUT school memorabilia, falls apart a lot

I think they built a robot instead of turning in a paper one time, and blank out when remembering something from one of their famous brain bits?

They've got like, bits from almost any amazing monster you could name in the last half century! Monster models, Scareisian monsters, ballet dancers, monster scientists, lawyers. Even a bit from a king of Goreway! They're pretty clumsy but I mean, they HAVE only been alive for less than a year...

They dorm with Drac and Clawdeen- those three are pretty much always a trio, except for fearleading practice and theater stuff.

And yeah, I guess I see them with Cleo pretty often. Frankie, that is.

They sit with her at the creepateria a lot!

Huh. The brilliant franken monster and the second-in-line, dramatic, wanna be queen... I mean, don't get me wrong, Cleo's really nice! And her outfit is AMAZING... Just... I wonder what they even have to talk about...?

meanwhile, Frankie, @ Cleo:

actual canon dialogue: "Any party you're in charge of is sure to be zaptacular! You're so good at parties, and planning things, and picking things, and ah... (flustered) ..making things nicer, and..."

cleo-> decides to sneak into the family tomb. frankie -> PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME PICK M-

also frankie: laughs way too long at cleo's lame pun, tells it it's a good one anyway

also also frankie: goes to cleo for help looking good in their fearbook picture, even though cleo's last photo was a disaster and is the whole reason frankie got nervous about theirs

also also also frankie: "Anything for you, Cleo!"

also also also also frankie, after cleo holds their face and compliments them:

Me: what do they talk about? well mostly frankie just flits with her and is smitten and stuff XD

[factual-fantasy]

26 ASKS!! THANK YOU!! :}}} 🥪

(Post in question)

WAAHAHAAG THANK YOU SO MUHC!!! :DDDD As for your questions-

Spider crab's name is just a place holder for now, much like a lot of the crew has.. I want to give them all proper names at some point. Like Ellie and Louis have.. But I'm just really bad at coming up with names for stuff- <XD 💔💔

For Luigi- no one in particular! I just wanted to draw him with that expression <XD And don't worry, Mario cheered him up in the end :}}

As for the FNAF doodle, thats Foxy, Roxy and Mangle! I get that its hard to recognize her by her side profile and without color though-- <XD I had experimented with some ideas of a pirate themed Glamrock Mangle being added to one of the AUs. Though that sketch was the only one I really liked. :/

I have seen Encanto! :D It was alright, I liked the living house aspect of it :00

As for Red, I thiiink he might be too young to understand fusion or how to do it.. I pictured him being.. like what, five? Or something? That's like half the age of when Steven first learned to fuse-

That, and it felt a little odd for him to fuse with any of the crew, since they're all so much older than him. :/

@astaherussy (Post in question)

XD Sure were! Convenient aren't they?🤣🤣

I've definitely heard of it, and I've seen some gifs/posts about it here and there.. but truth be told I have no idea what its about. :( I think I've seen two Mario's and one wears a black suit...?

(Link/video in question)

XDD I imagine Ellie would shut that down real quick. But in the off chance that they get away with it.. I feel like Louis would come out on top.

He could block any oncoming attacks with his unbreakable claw arm, then whip around and launch whole watermelons and pies with the other XDD He would probably think it was fun too!

Does the game have large birds like that?? :0 I had no idea! They gotta be on the look out for those then--

Oof, I suppose they could.. though I don't intend for either party to experience that. It just sounds miserable! D:>

(Link/video in question)

XDD Oh man, that's hilarious! Poor Red--

@yourstrulylightstar283 (Referencing this post)

Thank you! I hope I get better soon too.. I hope to have some answers by next week.. <:) 🙏

:DD Thank you! I'm so glad you like my Freddy! :))

I always kind'a felt like a certain.. gloomy-ness, would be fitting for him. He already has some of that in the game. But with everything my Freddy's been through.. just.. having this weight to his tone. This lingering exhaustion.. I felt like it would suit him. :(

Hmm... I imagine that Seam and Jevil would be options.. Maybe in bad cases Calico Jack would.. Almost everyone in FNAF is an option <XD

No.. in a sad twist of fate, no one ever heard his cries in the dungeon. Imagine how much more lonely he felt becuase of that..

I don't know if he gets phantom pains from getting beat up.. but I imagine his horn stumps give him some aches and soreness that can be attributed to phantom pain.. :(

Who's gingerbrave? That's the main character right..? I have no idea if he'd come across my crew.. I don't know what kind of shenanigans he gets up to.. wait "gang"? He travels in a group with other people??

@chickenmilk120

fank uu! :}}}

@couchwow

Yeah,, I'm aware.. 😔🙄 ya hate to see it. But hey the watermark is right there saying "this art is stolen." so it could be worse I guess.

@littlelightfish

Tuna:

He is not being normal about it XDD You've totally flattered him!

@potatocryptid

Thank you!! :DD Yeah,, I think I WILL work on what ever I want!! XDD

Off the top of my head, there's an AWESOME Mario artist by the name of @katlyntheartist! I love her work, I highly recommend you stop by her blog! :D

I've also seen some jaw-dropping Mario artwork by @suedoodle! Both blogs are worth a visit! :}}

(Post in question)

Ah yes! The idea behind that was to show the initial divide between Grillby and Spamton.

You see, Spamton hails Jevil as his savior of sorts. He was at his lowest low, and in unimaginable pain.. then Jevil just swoops in and offers his hand. Bringing him outside of his AU. Away from the pain, away from the torment.. Jevil is awesome!!

But then you've got Grillby.. Jevil saved him from his AU right before it collapsed in on itself. He "saved" his life, but at what cost? Grillby lost everything. And he cant help but be angry at Jevil for it. Thinking that if Jevil hadn't been there, he could have just peacefully disappeared along with his family and everyone else in his AU..

So Spamton is endlessly respectful towards Jevil, and Grillby cant help but roll his eyes and spit sass at him all the time. Those two opposing views are bound to cause problems someday..

I imagine one day the whole group is tired and cranky. Jevil did something that Grillby didn't agree with. Some bitter remarks there, Spamton defending Jevil's decision here.. some back and fourth and next thing you know a fight breaks out. :x

@im-nice-but-i-dont-like-you

XDD idk!! Why are YOU into almost every single fandom I'M into?? Also than you so much!! :}}

Thank you! I'm glad you like my sona! But aaa sorry, no can do.. I don't want fanart at all, of anything. Just comments/asks/reblogs. <:}

@canonickero (Sent after this post)

XD Thank you! I'm glad you like him :}}

I pictured Yendo being another one of Funtime Foxy's nightmare-ish visions. Though I should consider passing that onto Bon Bon.. 👀

The story goes that Funtime Freddy is a frequent flyer in parts and service. The employees groan that there's always something wrong with Freddy that needs fixing. Nobody really knows why..

Now at some point Freddy was shut down and in parts and service. As per usual.. Foxy was nearby, and heard a sudden thud/crash coming from that room. He rushes inside to see what happened and finds Funtime Freddy on the floor, what ever he was propped up on had broken, causing him to fall.

He looked at Freddy's face.. and.. his face plates were wide open..

Foxy. freaked. out. If I remember correctly, he was supposed to start shouting and panicking. Trying to help Freddy, thinking he was hurt. When he couldn't move Freddy and he wouldn't wake up, Foxy ran out of the room to get help. He runs into some employees and tried to tell them what happened. They end up just forcibly shutting him down because he cant stop freaking out..

Later on he's reactivated and the rest of the gang is with him. Including Freddy. He uncharacteristically runs to Freddy all worried and frantically inspects his face for injuries. They ask him what he saw but he just.. doesn't have the words to describe it.

Part of the horror is Foxy's inability to understand what he saw. Therefore being terrified of it and being unable to describe it..

After that Foxy began to develop these hallucinations of sorts. Overtime the image of Freddy's skinned face kind'a turns in to its own nightmare. Yendo.. overtime it feels more like "Yendo" is an entity separate from Freddy. Foxy begins to imagine this skinned bear like creature that is out there somewhere.. wanting to hurt Freddy and take his face.. its not fun :(

This idea is still in development. Well, the whole AU is. But this was my initial idea for Yendo :)

Now old man consequences is tricky.. I had intentions of him being this weird vison that Foxy sees now and again. But with recent developments to the AU.. I might need to scrap the old gator. Or at least re-write his role and function in the AU-

@stripetkattelalala54 (Post linked in question)

No problem! I'm always up for Mario questions! :DD

And as for the question, I pictured that Mario never really liked the ice flower to begin with. I imagined Mario loving the heat and the sun. Always enjoyed being warm/hot and functions the best in it.. You know like a maniac-

So the Fire flower was naturally his favorite powerup. And that experience did leave Mario with some kind of trauma, which just added to his dislike of it..

@beryl-shade

OOO I like Tendrilfoam! :00 Hmm, Captain Tendrilfoam.. I'll have to consider that one! :D

[communicationthroughlyrics]

So Fucked Up From the Way That You Touch - Pt. 2

So, y'all remember that interview? Yeah... that interview? Well, bring on the slow burn smut... soooooo, uhhh yeah. Here you go. Part deux :D

WARNINGS: 18+ only, men and minors DNI. Fingering, oral sex, exhibitionism and edging if you squint, overstimulation. The fun stuff XD

"How You Scream When They're Not Around"

“Mmm? How so?” You slightly pull away, shifting your gaze back to the blonde in front of you, causing her to slightly whine at the lack of contact and warmth. 

“Mmm, well, we got to talking about you one day for my hair appointment. She has that photo of you both on her mirror, and I asked her who you were.”

“Go on…” you cock your eyebrow, unsure of how this story would go. 

“She went into the story behind the photo, why it was taken, you know? I started to laugh and accidentally moved my head too far. Kennedy cut too much hair off, so she panicked. And now I have this haircut.” She laughed, pointing at herself, more at the short hair on her head. The look on her face regarding the haircut was priceless, and you started to laugh incredibly hard at the image of Kennedy panicking in your mind. “What? Your best friend fucked up my hair! She had to fix it!” She smacked your chest, albeit teasingly. “Ass!”

“I can literally picture her losing her mind over fucking up a haircut. The panic, ohhhh…I wish I could have seen it.” You continue to laugh, the blonde not finding any amusement in her hair being messed up. “But seriously, you look great.” You stare into the green pools in front of you. “I would have never guessed that this…” your eyes followed your hand as you barely frisked the hair on top of her head, she visibly shivered. “Was by mistake.” You looked back at her, noticing the darkening of her irises. 

“You’re still an ass.” She grumbled, stepping back from you, and wrapping her arms around her body. 

“An ass, huh?” She nodded vigorously, you shot her a knowing smirk. “I can make it up to you if you’d like.” You step closer to her, closing the gap again, her breath hitching ever so slightly. Grabbing her waist, you pulled her into you, your body heat once again warming her body. Her arms were trapped in between your bodies. “Tell me to stop if you don’t.” You gave yourself goosebumps speaking against her lips, the feeling of them on yours causing your body to react. 

“Not a chance, Y/N. You owe me.” She smirked, smiling against your lips. Closing the gap, you pressed your lips against hers, slowly melding them into one. The kiss began to escalate, you nipped at her bottom lip, grabbing even tighter onto her hips, and pulling her impossibly close, so there was no space between you. Her arms wrapped around the back of your neck, allowing her some leverage to pull up on your taller frame. Your tongue entered her mouth, and you could taste her drink, quickly fighting and winning dominance of the kiss. She moaned into the kiss, pulling at the hair on the nape of your neck. You pulled away after what seemed like an eternity, when your body was finally screaming for air, both of you panting. You rested your forehead on her shoulder, as she continued to play with the back of your neck. You tilted your head, so you could watch her reaction. She stood simply, eyes closed, but a smile present on her features. 

“You’re staring again.” She turned to look at you, her eyes finally opening as you lifted your head off of her shoulder. 

“Mmmm, can’t help it.” You lift your head off her shoulder, mirroring her smile. “Should we go back to the party?” Her face shifts adorably into a pout, a tiny whimper being made.

“Do we have to?”

“Not necessarily…” you trail off, cocking your eyebrow, a smirk forming. “Follow me.” You stick your hand out, so she can grab onto it, and you begin walking up the bluff, both of you giggling as you try and run up the hill in the sand. Once you reached the boardwalk on top of the dune, you guided her back towards the street, silently walking hand in hand towards your truck. There’s a palpable tension as you get closer to the large vehicle. You unlocked the door, and she turned to face you.

“Your truck? Really?” She laughed, pointing behind you. 

“Well, considering the alternatives of the beach, which without towels is incredibly uncomfortable, because the sand is natures glitter and gets every-fucking-where,” you point in one direction, before shifting your weight and finger in the opposite direction, “or borrowing a room in Mar’s place, but then everyone would be up our ass, so no thank you.” She laughed at your analysis, shaking her head. “What?” You smile, shrugging your shoulders. 

“You’re ridiculous, Y/N.” She steps closer to you, closing the gap, with your lips almost on hers. “But,” she pecks at your lips, pulling away from you. “You’re sexy. And this? This is sexy, too.” She points at the backseat of the truck. You groan at her admission, leaning down and crushing your lips to hers. This was a different kiss than the last. All of your passion, want, and desire went into it. She gasped when you picked her up by her thighs, sliding her into the back seat.  You climb up the running board and pull yourself up towards her, placing your hand on her lower back as you lean her back in the seat. You reach behind and close the door, pushing the lock button and throwing the keys up front, so no buttons would be pushed. Your focus turns back to the starlet in your back seat. Hovering over her, you take in her features. Her eyes were bright with anticipation, her lower lip caught in between her teeth. The dull light from the streetlight outside and the tint of your truck allowed just enough in that you could see her details, but not so much that everyone could see in. 

“You gonna do something or just stare, Y/N?” Her rasp brought you out of the trance you were trapped within. In your mind, it was almost like a challenge. Without thought, you surged forward, capturing her lips once more into a bruising kiss. Her moans spurred you on, the both of you combining in a wet, sloppy kiss. You began to trail your mouth down her jaw, allowing you and her the chance to breathe. Her hands wandered up and down your chest and abdomen, fingernails raking on the skin, causing goosebumps to erupt in their wake. You kissed up to the shell of her pierced ear, your tongue grazing over the metal rings. Your hot breath fans over her ear, causing her back to arch into your chest.  

“Tell me you want this, Scar.” She pulls your head back by the hair on the back of your neck, crashing your lips and hers together once more. This time, you let her control the kiss, and she kissed you until she pulled your head away from her again by your hair. She was gasping, panting for air, as you freed yourself from her hold, leaning back to remove your hat and pull your shirt off over your frame by the back of the collar. As her breathing began to even out, she looked back at you just as the shirt was pulled over your head. 

“Yes. I want this. Fuck, Y/N.” She gasped as she ran her fingers over your body, you smirked and flexed your abdomen so her fingers fell into each edge of your muscles. “God, I want this…” she trailed off as her hands wandered all over your frame. 

You quirked your eyebrow, taking the opportunity that she had teed up for you. “Actually, my name is Y/N, but God works.” You chuckled, leaning down and kissing down the side of her neck, feeling the vibration of her letting out a low laugh. 

“Fuck, Y/N, really?” She laughed harder. 

“That was the intention, yes.” You continued, lifting the edge of her shirt and kissing up her chest, before reaching around and grasping the clasp to her bra. Your gaze met hers, and she arched her back into you, giving the signal to undo the offending article. She pawed at your chest, snapping the straps to your bra, emphasizing that she wanted yours off too. “Words, darling. What do you want?” You mutter between your ministrations, peppering her upper body with open-mouthed kisses. 

“This. Off. All of this. Off.” She motioned towards your clothes, grabbing hold of your belt buckle, and tugging on it hard, driving your hips towards hers. 

“Good girl. Let’s get you stripped first, love.” You mutter against her stomach, deftly undoing her belt and the button of her shorts, sliding them down, and groaning at the vision of the lace panties and the wet spot forming. You smirked at her, as she wiggled her frame beneath you.

“Come on, Y/N, I need you, hun…” she trailed off into a muted moan as your head ducked down, grabbing hold of one of her nipples in your mouth, slipping your tongue over the bud and swirling and nipping at it until you felt it had enough attention. Her hands slid up and down your back, and finally made their way back up your frame, up your neck before scratching your scalp and grabbing onto your hair, guiding your mouth over to the other side. “Damn, Y/N, you’re fucking amazing at that…” she trailed off as you continued to suck and nibble on her nipple, before releasing it with a pop. 

You bit and licked the valley between her breasts, marking your path back up the center of her throat, leaving dark bruises up her neck and onto her jawline. You sat back, giving just enough distance to put your body at arm’s length from the star’s grasp. You reached back, removing your bra at a tantalizing, teasing pace. You threw the article up front and began working on your jeans. You slid the denim down your legs, revealing more of your inked frame as they slid down. Scarlett had her lip trapped between her teeth as you slowly displayed your muscular frame to the blonde. 

Once the majority of the offending clothes had been removed, she was left in her lace panties, and you were left in your boxer briefs. She pulled you back to her by the back of your neck, clashing your mouths together in a bruising, sloppy, heated kiss. She was desperately trying to control the kiss, but your overwhelming dominance caused her to forgo the fight, and succumb to your ministrations. You both pulled away, gasping for air, as you trailed yourself back down her frame, teasing your tongue down her sides, tracing the tattoos adorning her body, playing with her nipples in your hand. Her hands slid from your hair, scratching down your neck and to your shoulders, digging at your shoulder blades. The feeling caused you to nip at her side, leaving a dark bite mark just below her ribcage as you trailed over toward her toned stomach. She slid herself further into the vehicle, and at this point, you were glad that you kept the seat folded down in the back of your truck because it left a flat, unobstructed platform to lay on. 

Her breathing became more erratic, and her pull on the hair on your head became tighter and tighter. 

“Quit. Teasing.” She breathily gritted through her teeth. Your response was nipping just below her belly button, causing the woman to let out a moan, as you ran your tongue under her pantyline. You smirked against the taught skin of her lower abdomen, a slight chuckle vibrating against her stomach.

“Quit. Rushing. Me.” You smirk back at her, watching as she peers down at you from above. You maintain eye contact as you run your tongue back up her body, swirling it around her belly button, under her breasts, through the valley of her breasts, as you gently push her head backward, running it up the column of her neck. You trace her jawline, kissing back to her parted mouth. You leaned in for another searing kiss, your hand leaving a trail of goosebumps as it made its way down her frame, tracing the outline of her panties, causing the woman beneath you to gasp, and you to smirk. “Are you going to be a good girl?” She let out a tortured moan, and you took the opportunity to slide your pointer and middle fingers into her mouth. “Good. Now, suck.” You commanded, and her eyes locked onto yours. You used your other hand to run over her clothed sex. Her hips bucked into your touch, her moan vibrating your fingers.

“Such a pretty girl,” you mutter, looking over her writhing form. She moaned again, releasing some of the suction she had on your fingers as her mouth opened. 

“Fuck…” she drew out, turning into a moan as you removed your fingers from her mouth, a string of saliva trailing behind as you swirled the soaked digits around her nipple. “…pleeeeease, Y/N!” You ignored her pleas, going on with your tortuous ministrations. 

“Patience, doll.” You ran your finger along the inside of her thighs, her legs shaking in frustration. You hooked your fingers into the waistband of the last piece of offending clothing, scraping your fingernails down the sides of her hips and thighs as you slowly pulled the lace off. You discard the article to the front seat, and run your finger up her soaked slit, pressing your thumb harshly into her clit, causing her to arch towards you and scream. “Girls who rush me don’t get rewarded.” You lowered your gaze to hers, narrowing your eyes, and emphasizing the point. 

You lowered your frame, pressing your lips to the inside of her thighs. The heady scent of her arousal made its way to your nostrils, driving you near insanity. She tried to squeeze her thighs together, but you wrapped your arms around them and kept them pulled apart, maintaining your torturous pace nibbling and licking the inside of her thighs, approaching where she was currently dripping onto the carpeted surface below. You watched from her waistline as one of her hands carded through her hair, the other reaching down to yours, scratching through yours. 

You ran your tongue up the sides of her folds, causing a long string of moans to come from the woman beneath you. You groaned at the taste of her arousal across your tastebuds. You flattened your tongue, running a heavy stripe up her slit, circling her sensitive bud, before plunging your tongue into her. You allowed your hands to roam, stroking the soft skin of her thighs, relishing in how they trembled under your touch. While your tongue worked through her folds- you teased her entrance briefly, before thrusting your tongue into her and groaning at the feeling of her walls clenching around your muscle, to which you wasted no time in surging your tongue inside her, thrusting it in and out. 

“Oh…god… Y/N!” She moaned as you slid your fingers into her drenched pussy, moving your tongue to her swollen clit.  Your fingers were buried knuckle deep, pulsing in and out of her at an excruciatingly slow pace. “Y/N, please!” She moaned, releasing one hand from your hair, and grabbing your wrist. You looked up at her blown-out eyes, taking in her flushed features. You moaned at the sight, a sheen adorning her skin as her chest was rising and falling quickly. “For the love of god, just FUCK ME already!” She growled in your direction, and you smirked in response. 

“Oh, you silly girl. You want to be fucked?” You growl back, the octave of your voice causing goosebumps to erupt all over her body. You lean up to the shell of her ear, licking a stripe up her ear, before whispering against her pulse point. “Oh, honey… you’re about to realize just how fucked you are.” You lift away from her, watching as she mewled and writhed beneath you. Without warning, you slid three fingers inside her, watching as she arched into your body. You used your body to push her back down, before curling your fingers inside of her, tapping her spongy spot, and then withdrawing your fingers almost completely. She ground her hips, trying to push herself back onto you. You began a merciless pace, not allowing her to adjust, but judging by her reaction, and seeing how her wetness was pooling in your cupped hand, it didn’t matter. The sloshing sound of your relentless thrusting was driving you insane- but your drive to show her what happens when she rushes you was slightly greater. 

You dipped your head, taking hold of one of her nipples, grazing your teeth along it, and firming the grasp you had on it, pulling up slightly, causing the blonde to gasp beneath you, and her head to fly to your back, scratching heavily up from your hips to your shoulder blades. All the while, your pace never ceased- and you could feel the unsteady breathing, and the walls of the woman beneath you fluttering erratically. 

“You close, angel?” You asked, hovering over her face after releasing her nipple from your mouth, your arm buried between both your frames as you worked her drenched cunt harder and harder. She shook her head, moaning and trapping her lip between her teeth, signaling she was close to a release. She whined as you pulled out, bringing your now saturated digits up to her mouth, pulling her lip out of the grasp that her jaw had it trapped in, and returning your fingers into her mouth. “Then ask, baby girl. Be a good girl for me, yeah?” You respond, removing your fingers just in time to hear a groan come from Scarlett, as her hips begin to work themselves onto your thigh, coating your upper leg in her arousal as she sought some release. You let out a low laugh at her attempt to get herself off, before leaning back and slamming her hips down with one hand, and cocking your eyebrow as she released a pained whine at the lack of contact. Your eyes sought permission, and she just shut her eyes and nodded slightly, biting her lip once more. You return the three fingers into her pussy, not giving her any warning, and pick a ruthless pace, while using your other hand to keep her hips down, placing a firm hold just under her belly button,  groaning at being able to feel your fingers curling upwards inside her while your hand rest on her stomach. You stretched your thumb down to her now neglected bundle of nerves and began to rub it at a furious pace. 

“Remember, angel. Words. Ask for me, yeah?” You breathed out, as she struggled to put together a coherent thought at the dual stimulation. 

“Puh….puhleaseeeeeeee…” she let out, albeit a strangled sentence. “…Y/N… let….let me cummmmmmm…” she moaned out, you could tell she was trying her absolute hardest to string together a sentence. 

“Oh, sweetie… is it hard to speak? I could hardly hear you…” you laughed maniacally at her wide-eyed reaction before you leaned down to her ear again. “Cum for me, Scarlett. Don’t hold back.” You rasped into her ear, biting on her pulse point as she clenched around your fingers, her hands grasping your wrist and pushing you deep inside her. She let out a strangled moan, pushing upwards into your body. Once her hands let go of your wrist, you began your rapid pace again, not giving her a chance to come down from her high. She clenched her thighs, but your thigh was in between hers, allowing for just enough room to continue your brutal assault on her dripping cunt. You grabbed her wrists, pinning them up on the door to the truck, not allowing her to stop you. Continuing the tempo you had set, despite your now burning hand and arm, you thrust your fingers in, curling them and pushing upwards slightly, before withdrawing and repeating. It wasn’t long before her walls began to clench around you again, and you let her hands go as you propped yourself up to be able to watch her cum. 

“Go ahead, let go.” You whisper, as her eyes are pinned shut and she lets out another strangled, suffocated moan. Her head pushed back as her back arched skywards, and you couldn’t help but be mesmerized by the vision in front of you- a sweaty, flushed mess of a woman, her pert nipples bouncing with each heave of her chest as she struggles to catch her breath, the musculature of her neck as she leans her head back, her abdomen flexing as her body releases, was all enchanting as you watched her come down again. But you wanted more- so you pushed. Burying your face between her thighs, you thrust your tongue into her, as she squealed and tried to push your head away from her throbbing sex. 

“Nooooo… Y/N…. I can’t….” You pulled away just enough for the ability to speak.

“You can. And you will. For me.” You returned to your ministrations, licking a stripe up her now stretched hole that was dripping cum. You took your time in cleaning her sufficiently, rubbing her clit with your available thumb. She began to wiggle, and her breathing began to shudder as you continued, you inserted your pointer finger, lightly tugging at her entrance to give your tongue more room to work. You continued to work your tongue into her, feeling the clench of her walls once more. 

“Ahhh…. Fuckkk…” she moaned again, tumbling an all too familiar edge, a silent scream coming from her throat. You continued to clean her up, before getting up, and wiping your mouth with the back of your hand. You leaned up, kissing your way up her abdomen, into the valley between her breasts. You stopped, looking at the fucked out expression adorning her features. “Holy…hell…” she muttered, before zeroing on your face, pulling you in for a searing kiss. There was no real battle for dominance, she was utterly exhausted, and let you take control of the kiss. She moaned at the taste of herself on your lips, her hands gliding up your chest, and wrapping behind your neck, deepening the kiss. You finally broke away when your lungs were screaming for air. 

“Fuck, Y/N. That was…” she gasped out, her hands continuing to rake up and down your body. You raised your eyebrow, smiling her way. 

“Not bad for an I owe you?” You quipped back. She laughed at the response, her gaze shifting downwards. 

“Now I feel like I owe you, Y/N.”

[ttrpg-smash-pass-vs]

If someone were to make a tabletop game (rpg or otherwise) about smashing monsters consensually, what would you want to see in it? What would get you to take a look at how it plays? Very open ended question I know, but I’m sure there’s a market for this.

Marked sexual themes because obviously, and I'm putting a break in since I'm more straightforward than usual. And non rebloggable so my friends don't find me mentioning this XD

If a TTRPG, I'd go for something rules-lite to keep the game flowing and fun, like Rapscallion's Vice & Violence: Salacious Sword & Sorcery Adventures for the Uninhibited & Unhinged. Haven't actually played it, but back in college my group did try to make a game like it. And in my experience it just doesn't work as much once the novelty wears off? Fun for a session, but it's a gimmick, and those tend to fizzle fast unless EVERYTHING lines up perfect. Doubly so with one like this, as it's hard to just keep that up that energy the whole time, for EVERYONE to, and to match desires for how the smashing goes. It could work for some specific groups, but I feel like the market for a TTRPG of that isn't anywhere near as large as people think it is. And this is the sort of thing that's up my alley, my first video as an adult was me and my pals reading naruto hentai. My voice went on the internet for the first time by pretending to be Hinata full of dicks, everyone laughing cause I actually shoved something down my throat for more realistic line reads (I always FULLY commit to a bit). So it's not like my group is prudes or something, we would talk about or read or watch shit together without batting an eye last I tried this sorta thing. but playing is a whole different beast.

Now one of those fancy board games could get really interesting, THAT I think has more staying power. A card battler where you're trying to wear opponents out, or a game where you're trying to get (and keep satisfied) a variety of monsters partners, or maybe just a normal board game where you're scoring by...well, scoring. Maybe different monsters are worth different points, or you're trying to fuck as many as possible? Hell, just a board game version of monster prom would work wonderfully! So to answer your question I guess, to draw me in it'd have to be more like a party game. Rules-lite TTRPG based around one-shots and short campaigns, or a board/card game that takes a few hours but commits hard to the theme.