#peter x mary jane x felicia

[electronicdelusionstarlight]

As of now, only four people in the Marvel Universe know about One More Day.

One's Mephisto, Obviously.

One's Hulk. During a special Hulk and Spider-Man talk about shit and Hulk reveals he remembers everything from before he "made people forget Peter Parker was Spider-Man with magic," meaning he knows he used to be married and now he isn't. He doesn't know about the deal with the devil, and probably never pried further cause he probably think it's none of the Hulk's business. Banner doesn't know this mind you, just Hulk.

One's Deadpool, in an issue he actively stops Peter from finding out about the marriage being erased, probably in the top 10 of most fucked up evil shit Deadpool ever did between "Helped the Confederacy win the Civil War" and "Kidnapped a blind old woman to physically and emotionally torture for months."

One's Gwenpool. Unconfirmed, but she is a Omega Level Mutant that went mad with her reality warping powers/a normal Girl from our world who is now trapped in a comic, so she would know about OMD by virtue of reading about it in the real world/her delusions.

Mephisto and Deadpool are definitely not going to help out there, this leaves Gwenpool and Hulk. Hulk likes Spider-Man well enough, that's a recurring thing between them, and would probably help out if asked, and Gwenpool wants to stay relevant and get herself a new solo series, which she can do if she gets historically remembered as the character who ended OMD.

Also, Gwenpool has a retconned in history with Mephisto kidnapping her brother, and has defeated him once before, so she has tenure.

We can work this two ways:

First way, the easy way, we get Squirrel Girl and she and Gwenpool do the team up they did the first time to defeat Mephisto. However, then that would be Squirrel Girl ending OMD, not Gwenpool, so we can't have that.

Second way, the hard way, filled with continuity shit. Gwenpool needs to set up a Machiavellian series of events that lead to Peter getting his marriage back.

First, she needs to go to a Gay Bar during Pride Month, this is relevant, where incidentally Loki and Felicia Hardy also are. Loki owes Peter a favour for that one time he helped him save one of his daughters, so he can be convinced to help out since Peter just lost the daughter he and MJ would have had had they been married, and Felicia, dating Peter at the time, would put his happiness over hers in this specific situation, which brings that emotional conflict we need to ramp up sales.

It's a heist movie to steal Peter's Marriage from Mephisto's.

But it's not that easy, we need bigger guns, and even if we get the Hulk's help, we need someone to open them a way into hell, someone who has a grudge against Mephisto...

Victor Von Doom, ruler of Latveria, was once asked if he was able to heal an old woman's gunshot wound. He was told Reed Richards had admitted he was unable to do so, he was told Doctor Strange, his esteemed colleague, was the one asking for his help, he was told a superhero, one close to the FF, was going to be indebted to him over this...

And for some strange trick of fate, Victor Von Doom had admitted to be unable to heal a single gunshot wound.

That's preposterous is it not? Now, imagine if, say, the Trickster God of Lies, with which Doom has had a working relationship with for decades and knows not to trust, showed up to him and told him this.

Showed him an illusion of a previous reality, courtesy of one Gwenpool's reality warping powers, and told him that was what happened.

He'd deny it wouldn't he? He's Doom, that's be preposterous to think, him, unable to save a single old woman from dying, accomplish what Reed Richards couldn't.

He'd look into it at the very least. Because if that's something someone believes to have happened, then he must rectify it at once.

Now, let's say everyone during OMD and beyond was being obtuse about saving May because Mephisto was fucking with their minds. That's plausible, since Mephisto, by virtue of this being a Gwenpool story, also happens to be Joe Quesada no?

How would Doom react, when shown proof of such deceptions, at the prospect of the Demon who stole his mother from him bargaining with someone for the life of their own mother (figure)? Fucking with his mind to stop him from outclassing Reed Richards?

Doom would tear reality apart just to rectify that.

So they get in Hell to steal the Marriage, Doom back in Latveria keeping the portal open, ready to undo OMD once they're back.

This is where we find out the Mary Jane currently in the main continuity Is a demon that was swapped when she ended up in the Mayan Apocalypse Dimension with Paul, and that she and the kids are actually demons Mephisto commissioned to fuck with Peter's life. Paul is still just some boring dude brainwashed into this.

So, Felicia saves MJ from hell, they have a heart to heart, it's awkward, it's tense, Felicia says she'll move aside for her happiness, Mary Jane doesn't want that of her, then demon hordes start swarming them, everything seems lost...

"WE AM SMASH FOR VENGEANCE!"

The Hulk, who was indeed contacted by Gwenpool for a last second cavalry charge, erupts from a wall in Hell. He's being possessed by the Spirit of Vengeance, who really hates Mephisto for good reasons, and the second he heard shit going on in Hell he possessed the closest possible host.

Also Venom is bonded to him. Because Venom might hate Peter Parker and Spider-Man, but they loved him once, much like they love Flash Thompson, much like Flash loves Peter Parker, much like he loves Mary Jane and Felicia.

They aren't doing it for any of them, for Peter or MJ or Felicia, the people Venom brutalized while he was bonded to Eddie Brock.

They are doing it for Flash.

Titanic Battle between the Venom Hulk Raider and Mephisto, who restructures reality with his power as Marvel Editorial, forcing Gwenpool to also restructure reality alongside him to stop him from retconning this story out of existence. Demon Hordes are still there.

All seems lost, until Gwenpool realizes that this is still happening during Pride Month, so she turns toward Felicia and reminds her that both she, Peter and Mary Jane have two hands.

Dramatic kiss between Mary Jane and Felicia Hardy, light explodes off them, obliterating the demon hordes, Mephisto doesn't understand what the fuck is going on.

Mary Jane Watson is now fueled, via the power of gay love, by the souls of every comic book character that was fridged or mistreated in the history of the Marvel Universe. She becomes the Avatar of their Power, their fury, directed at the personification of what lead them to their Fates.

Mephisto is Obliterated, the gang comes out of hell, the Marriage with them, here exemplified by the issue where Mary Jane and Peter got married, intact.

Doom is about ready to end this farce and undo OMD, Much to Gwenpool delight, and Felicia is kinda bummed out by this, so she's trying to leave without being noticed, but MJ does and she kisses her again, telling her she had realised that despite how much she loves Peter, she also loves her too, and she knows Peter feels the same. And it might not be conventional, but they can make it work if they try, together.

So Doom doesn't Undo OMD (which he kinda prefers since he wouldn't know the repercussions to the timeline that would have), but apparently Gay Marriage has been legal in Latveria for his entire tenure as dictator, which means he can just marry them with Peter as a Throuple, since his word is law and shit.

In all of this Peter is being depressed in New York under an awful art style. Gwenpool teleports in, screams because "Holy shit people aren't allowed to complain about Calarts anymore what is this shit???" And kidnaps him to Latveria, where he's presented with his girlfriend and his ex girlfriend who is, like, actually his ex wife unlike the impostor with the weird demon kids, and is presented with the fact they have now decided to date.

This leads to a whirlwind of emotions since, you know, fair, ranging from despair at the prospect of Mary Jane being trapped in Hell to elation at her being safe not to depression at being dumped but also joy at the prospect of those two women finding happiness even without him and then the Throuple subject is broached and he faints.

Wedding happens, Doom officiates, he now has "saved the marriage of one of your closest friends before you even knew what was happening" to the number of shit he can hold over Reed Richards, Loki gets first dibs as Evil Godmother at a potential new SpiderCat-MJ kid down the line, Gwenpool gets renewed for a solo series, and that's the end of the story.

[novakiart]

gal pals

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

SEE SEE THIS IS THE SAME ENERGY

[amorhedera6]

you don’t understand, peter parker just has so much love in his heart. he’s polyamorous, but it’s more than that. he loves every person with his whole heart completely.

romantically, yeah, of course. he has scrapbooks full of photographs of every single person he’s dated, keeps a memento box with something from every date. he remembers harry’s mom’s recipes, learns how to play gwen’s favorite song on the guitar, teaches mj skateboard tricks. he watches wade’s boring ass movies with him and doesn’t complain once, let’s ned win at his favorite board game, laughs at johnny’s terrible jokes in the mornings, lets felicia act like they’re nothing no matter how important they are to each other. every single one of them, he loves them wholly and completely, individually. he loves them all in ways he’s never loved before, because all of them are so different that he has to love them all in their own specific way.

even more than that, he makes sure to visit may once a week because he knows she worries about him when he’s patrolling. he brings new flowers to his parents and to ben as often as he possibly can. he gets coffee for the entire office every morning, most people venmo him for it, but he doesn’t ask them too, just brings it because he loves the environment, loves working there so much. every few weeks he brings in donuts. he makes sure everyone has a cake on their birthday, their favorite flavor, and a handwritten card signed by everyone. he makes sure scared women get home safely, he talks to the lost children to keep them company until they find their guardians, he remembers the names and faces of people he saves, recognizes them when he’s seen them more than once. he makes people feel so seen and safe in the city he loves just by loving them so much.

just, i love peter parker and they way that he loves.

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

MJ: I suppose you and I can be… friends.

Felicia: With benefits?

MJ: No benefits.

Felicia: Worth a shot.

[feh-el]

[melissa-kenobi]

Spider-Man (Insomniac) Masterlist

Peter Parker

Which One? - Peter is forced to make a choice.

Nerds - You try to figure out the missing element.

Harry Osborn

Still Yours - Harry comes back.

Nerds - You try to figure out the missing element.

Coney Island - Harry has a crush.

Felicia Hardy

Coming soon

Mary-Jane Watson

Coming soon

[romancemedia]

Before Finding True Love, You Must First Spread Your Wings (2)

[butchbetty]

spider-verse edits (2/?): earth-307021

after the death of their best friend, gwen stacy, soon followed by spider-man, all mary-jane and harry have left is each other. mary-jane fulfills peter's dying wish by continuing to protect the city as spider-woman, and now faces a new enemy, black cat, who has taken a particular interest in her. but the hero might have more to fear, as an unspoken illness starts to threaten harry's life.

[celticcatgirl2]

The ideal Spider Man-MJ/Jackpot (I hope her new vigilante identity sticks)-Black Cat relationship dynamic if I’m being entirely honest:

[bestqprshipbracket]

Best Polyamorous Ship Group 4 Round 1

[fenrir-wolf-of-gotham]

Honestly I think Peter/MJ/Felicia could be a fun pairing.

My boy Peter deserves as much love as he can get, MJ deserves a more consistent lover in addition to peter as well as someone to help her support Peter emotionally, and Felicia deserves partners who are as kinky as she is (she runs around in a black latex or leather catsuit, there is no way she isn't the kinkiest peterfucker on the planet).

[feliciafan]

Mary Jane getting back to her hotel room after a long shoot on set in LA, she's been there a week and already she's lonely, desperately missing her spider and her cat. Opening the door with a plan to just flop onto her bed and hibernate, she's surprised with rose petals and a candlelit dinner for three waiting for her. "Hey there, Red," Felicia smiles. "We thought we'd come in and surprise you," says Peter, pulling out a chair for her. The grin on MJ's face lasts the rest of the evening as she pulls them into one big hug.

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Felicia Hardy calling Mary Jane the wrong name will never not be funny, she’s so insidious 😭😭

Also Felicia sending Peter thirst traps in the mail. Not even email, she’s getting nudes developed to send them to Peter

[stackthedeck]

4 + MJ/Felicia if you're up for it?

first off I'm always up for mjfel so jot that down! Second off, I'm sorry this took so long and thank you to everyone that sent prompts, I promise I'm getting to them!

4. be honest are you crying about the commercial with the kitten in it

Felicia doesn’t technically live at MJ’s place. She technically doesn’t live anywhere, which makes it harder for the cops to track her. But she does spend most of her free time in MJ’s apartment.

It’s late into the night when Felicia pries open the window. She crawls inside, the night leaving a cool kiss across her cheeks as the heat of the apartment rushes to meet her. If she’s lucky, MJ will be sound asleep and Felicia can slip off the catsuit and fall into her bed. Any questions will be left for the morning.

Luck is on her side tonight because MJ is awake in her living room, sitting on the couch and pouting her lip at the criminal that’s just broken and entered.

“Red,” Felicia says, fixing her hair as she stands to her full height beside the window.

“Kitty,” MJ huffs through a barely concealed smile, “honestly, I should just install a cat flap.”

“Where’s the fun in that?” Felicia strolls closer, falling onto the couch and settling her legs in MJ’s lap. She reaches for MJ’s face to pull her into a kiss, but her hand hesitates over her cheek.

MJ’s eyes are red and puffy, her cheeks still wet with tears. Mary Jane Watson is unshakable, staring down endless superpowered bullshit without flinching. She is Peter’s rock and she’s quickly becoming Felicia’s too. What could have possibly done this to her?

“Who did this to you?” Felicia wipes her eyes, thumb delicately stroking over her cheek as her other hand clenches into a fist.

“No one,” MJ half laughs, half sniffs, “it’s nothing don’t worry about it.”

Felicia looks MJ up and down for any sign of injury. Finding none, she turns her gaze toward the apartment for any sign of forced entry, besides herself. She pauses on the glowing TV screen showing a commercial for an animal shelter, complete with sad music.

“Red?” Felicia says, a coy smile already spreading across her face.

“Shut up, Hardy,” MJ says, scrambling for the remote. Felicia grabs it first, turning up the volume and the sound of meowing and barking fills the apartment. MJ stubbornly does not make eye contact with the sad animals, but her eyes are already starting to water.

“Are you crying at the commercial?” Felicia laughs but turns off the TV to stop her torment.

“I just feel so bad for all the little kittens,” MJ says, voice only wavering for a moment.

“I know.” Felicia takes her chin in hand so that their eyes meet. “You’ve got a thing for pity cases, Red. That’s why you let Peter stick around.”

MJ snorts then snaps a hand over her mouth to snap a full-blown laugh. Removing her hand, she glares at Felicia with a quivering frown. “That’s not funny.”

“Are you sure you could take care of another pet?” Felicia asks. “You’ve already got a cat and spider to look after.”

MJ rolls her eyes. “That’s an insult to both you and Peter.”

“Not an insult—” Felicia runs her fingers through MJ’s hair, tucking it behind her ear “—I’m simply suggesting that if you get that cat flap put in, it’d be a shame if the wrong stray left through it.”

MJ laughs, finally any trace of sadness leaving her face. “Guess you’re right, kitty.” She leans forward for a quick kiss that has Felicia chasing her lips as she pulls away.

“It’s getting late.” MJ stands, stretching her arms over her head. “I want the details on your heist but over coffee tomorrow, okay?”

Felicia smiles, standing with her to wrap her arms around MJ’s waist, gloved hands brushing over the soft skin beneath her shirt. “The night is still young, red. Where’s that party girl I’ve heard so much about?”

“She turned thirty and is waiting for the weekend.” MJ connects their lips once again, letting Felicia be the one to pull away as her fingers tangle with the white fluff of her catsuit. “Come to bed?”

…

A couple of nights later, Felicia is crawling through MJ’s window again. The apartment is empty and MJ must already be in bed. As Felicia leans down to take off her boots, she spots a flier for a local animal shelter on the coffee table. Huh.

Felicia peels off the catsuit and pulls on one of MJ’s t-shirts from the floor before falling into bed. MJ rolls over, grabbing Felicia and pulling her closer.

“Hey, kitty,” MJ says through a yawn, eyes still blurry with sleep.

“Go back to sleep, red.” Felicia runs her hands through MJ’s hair, letting her hand rest against the back of her neck.

“Wasn’t asleep,” MJ says, “just waiting for you.”

“You don’t have to do that,” Felicia says, but she can’t deny that the gesture is sweet, making her heart flutter.

“Gotta,” MJ yawns, “it’s hard to sleep without you.”

Felicia frowns as MJ closes her eyes and nods off to sleep. What does she do the nights Felicia doesn’t come to her?

The next morning, Felicia throws MJ’s coat at her after coffee.

“Got any plans today, red?” Felicia asks.

MJ gets smacked in the face with her coat, shoving it away to stare at Felicia with confusion. “Not particularly?”

“Let's go then.”

Felicia has a couple of clothes stashed away in MJ’s closet, but she prefers MJ’s soft t-shirts and hoodies. She’s wearing the shirt she slept in and MJ’s hoodie and her own jeans.

“Is that my Spider-Man shirt?” MJ continues to watch Felicia with confusion but shrugs on her coat anyway. “Wait, that’s Peter’s old hoodie.”

Felicia looks down at herself. Huh, guess it is. “Not going anywhere fancy, but are you coming or not?”

“Yeah, just give me a second.”

While MJ takes their coffee mugs back to the kitchen, Felicia grabs the animal shelter flier off the table, glancing at the address.

…

“Seriously?” MJ says when they get to the shelter, looking between Felicia and the building with her mouth pressed into a thin line.

“Just to show you that the animals aren’t miserable,” Felicia says, “don’t worry I’m here to keep your pity in check, you’re not going home with anything.”

“Oh my god,” MJ sighs, “I’m never going to live that down.”

“Nope,” Felicia says, “always knew you were secretly soft.”

“I’m not soft,” MJ huffs, marching into the shelter.

The woman at the front desk asks them what kind of animal they’re looking for today and MJ looks directly at Felicia when she says, “cats.” They’re led into a room with a dozen cats that don’t look nearly as miserable as the commercial lets on.

MJ tries to keep her expression tightly neutral, looking over the room with a determination not to get attached. She holds out for an impressive second until a black kitten rubs against her leg. She falls to the ground, practically cooing as she scoops the kitten into her arms. Felicia kneels next to her with a smirk.

“She’s so cute,” MJ says tightly, petting the cat as if it’ll break in her hands.

“Adorable,” Felicia says, scratching the top of the kitten’s head, but looking at MJ.

“We could name her Felicia,” MJ says, finally smiling at the kitten, no doubt already planning what toys to get her.

Felicia laughs, shaking her head. “You know I wasn’t bitten by a radioactive cat, right?”

“Obviously.” MJ rolls her eyes with a smirk. “You were bitten by a radioactive Eartha Kitt.”

Felicia gasps, lightly smacking MJ’s shoulder. “I like to think I’m closer to a Zoë Kravitz type.”

Eventually, the black kitten wanders off and Felicia and MJ do their best to meet the other cats. MJ takes to them all instantly and Felicia has to admit that she likes them, if only because of the way MJ’s face lights up with each of them. Not because their meows are so soft and quiet when she pets them.

After a while, a shelter employee comes back into the room. “Have you two made a decision, do we want to take one home today?”

MJ looks over the room, biting her lip. “Can’t we take them all?” She asks, only half joking.

“I’m afraid not,” the shelter employee laughs, “most of the kittens are spoken for. It’s pretty easy to get them adopted but some of the older ones have been here for years.”

MJ puts down the kitten she was holding and scans the room one more time. “How long has that one been here?”

…

Peter is still friends with MJ after the breakup. They always stay friends after the breakups and that’s half the reason they end up back together. Peter’s out of web fluid, it’s below freezing outside, and he does not want to ride the subway in his suit again. So he’s climbing through MJ’s window, hoping to crash on her couch for the night.

As soon as Peter has one leg inside, MJ instantly yells at him. “Close the window!”

Peter hurries inside, slamming the window shut just before a cat can escape through it.

“What?” Peter says. He stares at the mangy creature pawing at the window mournfully. It’s a scruffy orange cat, with almost more scars than fur and a chunk of his ear missing.

MJ walks over, scooping the cat up in arms, scratching him under the chin. “He likes to roam.”

“Since when do you have a cat?” Peter asks.

“About a week now,” Felicia says, watching them from the couch, “he’s a rescue. Red has a thing for lost causes.”

“That’s a dig at both of us,” Peter huffs. He rolls his eyes and then remembers he’s still wearing the mask. He takes it off and rolls his eyes again. Felicia just snorts.

“He used to be a feral tomcat,” MJ says.

“He was a real nuisance at the shelter,” Felicia says, “even after he was neutered, he kept harassing the other cats and a couple of the workers.”

“He’s just affectionate,” MJ says, the cat rubbing his head against her shoulder and purring to prove her point.

“Huh,” Peter says, unsure how he’s supposed to respond to that, “um, what’s his name?”

A coy smile spreads across Felicia’s face and Peter knows that he’s going to hate the answer. “Peter,” she says.

“Seriously?” Peter glares at the cat but it just purrs harder and cuddles closer to MJ.

“No, well yeah,” MJ says with a smile that almost looks embarrassed, “we call him tiger.”

“I call him spider,” Felicia says.

“So you two think I’m a feral tomcat?” Peter huffs, crossing his arms over his chest.

“No,” MJ says, barely holding back a chuckle as she puts a hand on his shoulder sympathetically.

“Yes,” Felicia deadpans, “but if it makes you feel any better, I had to talk her out of this old black and white one.”

“We could have named her Felicia,” MJ says, “she looked just like the one in the commercial.”

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