“If I am the Phantom, it is because man’s hatred has made me so.”
- Phantom of the Opera, Gaston Leroux
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Erik: (lying in his coffin with his eyes turned towards the ceiling) So let it be done. Before I leave this cruel, accursed world, Christine, I want you to know that you are the very fibre of my being and I love you. I love you like the sky loves it's stars, like the ocean loves the heavens it strives up to kiss each time it rises, my beautiful angel. Let these be my last words, spoken into the silence, with only you and my fettered conscience as the witness.
Christine: (turning book page serenely) Thank you, Erik, but for heaven's sake and for the last time, you have the common cold.
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i should've known my love life was never gonna be normal considering my first crush ever was the phantom of the opera
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Christine: who else here thought Erik was my boyfriend?
Christine: Erik, put your hand down.
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Incorrect Ghost Quotes‼️
(pt. 117)
Rain: Next time you take us to see an opera, can you try and get tickets for Phantom Of The Opera?
Mountain: You do know that that's not an opera, right?
Aether: Just because it has the word opera in it doesn't mean it's an opera, Rain.
Rain: But they're opera singers!
Swiss: The story is based around an opera house but it's not a real opera!
Rain: what.
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Erik: How the hell you spell chauffeur?
Raoul: "Chauffeur."
Erik: oooOOOOOOH FANCY PANTS RICH MCGEE OVER HERE-
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'Are people so unhappy when they love?'
'Yes, Christine, when they love and are not sure of being loved.'
The Phantom of The Opera, Gaston Leroux
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Christine: We all have our demons.
Christine, grabbing Erik: This one’s mine!
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Christine: *sneaking in through her window*
Madame Giry: *turning in her chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you’ve been all night?
Christine: I was with Erik?
Erik: *turning in his chair* Wanna try again?
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Musicals as things I or other people have said
Hamilton: I always like to take a shot at our right wing audience members
Jekyll and Hyde: I’m going to drink this, and then I’m going to fight my shadow
Dear Evan Hansen: once in a while my mom is like; clean your room. Clean your attitude. Clean your face
Heathers: no amount of bleach can kill my mind
Mean Girls: you are so straight it disgusts me
Next to Normal: if the voices in your head are saying it, it must be true
Beetlejuice: the emo effect just makes you emo
Be More Chill: I can live in the ear canal
Wicked: if a blonde has glasses she’s an oxymoron, if she doesn’t have glasses she’s just a moron
Les Mis: here’s a rock. Go to the frontlines
Waitress: you know what pie makes me think of? DOGS!
Rent: hobos are capable of anything
Book of Mormon: you can’t steal God’s chips
Sweeney Todd: Jacques, I will cut out your tongue
Little Shop of Horrors: I wanted a piece of that guy’s face
Bare a pop opera: I am a happily married gay man
Ride the Cyclone: that rat is prettier than you
Phantom of the Opera: I am going to kill every composer that puts fortissimo in percussion
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"You're probably going to be a very successful composer person, but you're going to go through life thinking girls don't like you because you're ugly.
I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true.
It'll be because you're an asshole."
--Christine Daaé
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