#phil <3

[staticair]

[safari zone core]

[a-la-rascasse]

𝐏𝐡𝐢𝐥 𝐎𝐜𝐡𝐬 ─ 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐘𝐨𝐫𝐤, 𝟏𝟗𝟔𝟕.

[aliveandrestless5]

So CAN Phil twist his head around?

more than a human, less than an owl. hes got a few extra vertebrae up there. he can also do that thing that chickens can do when they can hold their head perfectly still and then move their body around

[crispyliza]

Fanfiction in the late 2000s-early 2010s was wild bc you'd find a beautifully written story with the most compelling heart-wrenching plot you've ever seen and the author's note would be like:

Author with a username like ~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Ohayo gozaimasu! ↖(^▽^)↗, I'm sowwy it took me so long to update (๑•́_•̀๑)

tsundere twink from their fic : It was about damn time you idiot (눈‸눈)

~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Hey now! It's not my fault the plot bunnies kept wunning away fwom me (╥﹏╥)

tsundere twink: W-watever, it's not like I missed you or anything (💢,,>﹏<,,) b-baka!

[amid-fandoms]

i need to study their dna there's no way these are the same people

[astradyke]

fifteen years of dan and phil | a web weave

i take you to be my husband, // we were put, two little boys from Reading and Rawtenstall

to have and to hold from this day forward, // i think the universe would rip in half, let’s not try that

for better or for worse, // the future: the knight of wands

for richer or for poorer, // without the internet, we never would have met

in sickness and in health, // ring phil

to love and to cherish, // secondly, i just wanted to say how proud i am of dan

(to be cont., check the rb)

[reunitedinterlude]

phil being supportive of ywgttn + wad

bonus:

[royalarchivist]

Etoiles:

Etoiles: [Less than 30 seconds later]

[danrifics]

[darwinsfinchesx]

Make it a performance. I want you winning an Oscar at the ESPYs next year.

Ted Lasso | 1.03 -> 3.12

[phlondsbian]

they're my favorite unreliable narrators 🥰

[babygirlphil]

we're not talking enough about Dan expecting Phil to be this cool, suave, sexy emo guy and then meeting him in person and seeing he's actually an anxious, hunched-over, awkward nerd. the hero worship died immediately, but he was still like "smash"

[goldenpinof]

he still can't handle it (2023 -> 2024)

[ahappyphjl]

would do anything for a dnp tour | @danielhowell @amazingphil

[astradyke]

also must say i am REALLY fucking with this level of phandom-dan&phil interaction right now. the bits are immense. we are communicating. we are locked in a war of pettiness at all time. dan and phil have had to address several allegations including "we made our sims ugly" and "phil did not literally dox our house". idk. nature is healing and ive never felt so joyous being so annoying <333

[blossoms-phan]

it’s you!

despite everything, it’s still you.