#photographer!phil masterlist

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Photographer!Phil Masterlist

A Model Relationship (ao3) - JenCollins

Summary: Model!Dan and Photographer!Phil. After yet another session Phil have a serious question to ask Dan.

All i ever wanted was the world (ao3) - Furud

Summary: Photographer phil x Model dan with Dan being a prick who would only do his usual right side poses.

all the light we cannot see (ao3) - uselessphillie

Summary: “Hello, we met for two minutes at a party last weekend and I left because I assumed you were a twat but I’ve been stalking you online and have realized the error of my ways. I’m entranced by your portraits and am desperate to know what it’s like to be photographed by you also you have nice eyes and the memory of your smile helps calm me down so I think I might like to get to know you better would you also like that?”

or, the one where phil is the only person to have ever really seen him.

Aesthetics - flowers-and-colored-hair

Description: Funded by Phil's family money, Dam runs a pretentious aesthetic porn blog. One day, he gets an idea for a photoshoot, and he needs Phil's help to do it, or more specifically, Phil's mouth.

Black Velvet (ao3) - Nefertiti1052 (Succubusphan)

Summary: Phil is a successful photographer who just landed a photo shoot with his muse: Rupaul’s Drag Race winner, Obsidian Rose. Will he be able to win a place in her heart as well?

Camera Cliche- yolohowell

Summary: phil’s a photographer, dan’s a model. phil needs a muse and dan just so happens to be one

Class a Klutz (ao3) - bokeae

Summary: Dan’s an asshole who stars in high quality films and Phil’s just a clumsy idiot who has bad timing.

Double-Booked - hqcharbon

Summary: It’s finals week, and the university’s art and photgraphy studio just so happens to be double booked.

Flashes of Innocence (ao3) - Yiffandquiff (paradisobound)

Summary: Phil Lester was an aspiring photographer, trying to fine tune his skills in a black and white photography class. Cue Daniel Howell, the attractive male that walks in one day and captures Phil’s eyes. But Dan has a small secret, he needs help. He runs a Tumblr blog and he needs someone to shoot his photos for him. But there’s a catch that Phil doesn’t know right away. Dan runs a NSFW porn blog and he’s asking Phil to help him recreate authentic photos.

Forever Frozen Still (ao3) - jestbee

Summary: Phil is a wedding photographer, capturing the beauty of people’s weddings day after day even if it’s beginning to wear a little thin. Then he meets Dan, a cynical and irritating wedding planner who doesn’t believe in love and finally, he finds something that inspires him.

I Love You (ao3) - softsocks

Summary: Dan and Phil are in a relationship, but neither has uttered those three infamous words.

Until Dan goes away for a few days, and they both realise just how much they really do care for each other.

In a Matter of Polaroid Pictures - mairieuxes

Summary: (Model!Dan, Photographer!Phil AU) Dan’s a model who loves branded clothes and Phil’s a photographer who realised that he was the beautiful man he’s ever laid his eyes on.

Love Through A Lens (ao3) - bakingphaninmymind

Summary: Dan is a poor barman and Phil is a student of photography. Entranced by Dan’s punk style and desperate to change his own perfectionism, Phil offers Dan a good payment for modelling. Dan hates perfectionism as it doesn’t exist in his eyes but he has no other choice but say yes. After all, he has someone else he needs to take care of except for himself and money isn’t that easy to find.

My Neighbour from the Floor Above - fiction-phan

Summary: Phil is an unemployed photographer who, even after years of separating from his wife, is still upset about it. Dan is the CEO of a very important company and tends to care only about his work. They both live in the same apartment building but they can’t stand each other. Phil failed to pay his rent for two months and so Dan buys his apartment, with the intent of creating a two storey apartment for him and his fiancé to live in after their wedding. Too bad Phil has no intention of leaving.

oh you got me shaking (ao3) - chickenfree

Summary: Usually if the models talk to him, it’s just – them asking questions, Phil joking about how he doesn’t really know what he’s doing, even as he directs them.

They don’t try to argue with him, usually.

Painted Constellations - botanistlester

Summary: Dan is a painting major at uni who needs someone to paint on for his art project and Phil is a photography major who needs Dan to be his model.

Photography has Nothing to do With Cameras - crescendohowell

Summary: Dan gets transferred into Phil’s photo class and while asking Dan about how to use photoshop, Phil realises that Dan knows sign language.

Picture Perfect - dxnhowell

Summary: Phil Lester is a big time photographer and has just been offered the opportunity of a life time for his company. He needs a model, so he asks his pastel, fashion lover boyfriend, Dan. The only problem? Dan is extremely shy around strangers and has anxiety. Phil hopes to finally help Dan out of his shell.

Pictures Of You (ao3) - CanDanAndPhilNot (enbycalhoun)

Summary: Punk Phil and (softish) Dan find out they are roommates after a couple stressful encounters.

Polaroid (wattpad) - everythingisstaged

Summary: Phil is a working class, geeky, lonely boy toddling through life with his camera. When his family falls on hard times, he is forced out of his bubble and into the real world.

pretty boy (wattpad) - snazzylester

Summary: photographer!phil and model!dan.

Smile Even Though You're Sad (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: dan is the son of a rich man, unwillingly studying business in London who wanders into a gallery looking for some quiet, and instead finds the happy-go-lucky owner with a camera around his neck, the nicest smile he’s ever seen and a knack for knowing exactly what to say.

so damn pretty (ao3) - silentdescant

Summary: They’ve got a sort of partnership.

It mostly consists of Dan looking beautiful and Phil snapping photos while trying to keep his drool inside his mouth and therefore unnoticeable.

superimpose (ao3) - howellesterfics

Summary: Being in his early thirties, Phil thinks he should have more to show than a minimum wage job and the amateur photography skills that rarely earn him any pay. Suddenly he's given the opportunity to display his pieces in a gallery down the street. He ultimately leaves with more than just a new sense of pride in his work when he gets caught up with the snarky and neurotic gallery assistant, Dan.

syzygy (ao3) - dantiloquent

Summary: Phil Lester, an amateur photographer trapped in a monotonous life, is the last person to see Toby Stanford’s killer before they disappear into London’s crowds. He decides to keep that a secret - alongside the photos of them he has stashed away in his backpack. In a matter of hours, he is flung into a new life: one of clues and murders and lies. In a world swarming with surveillance, it’s a battle against time and the police. But Phil will find this killer, and he’ll get his story - or will he? Sometimes, not even a camera can capture exactly what is living beneath the surface.

the boy from singapore (ao3) - larry_hystereks

Summary: phil hasn’t taken a decent picture in years, but after meeting dan, a struggling artist halfway across the world, he finds himself inspired and completely, utterly enamored.

Three Words Amongst Thousands (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Basically the first time Phil says I love you to Dan

Until You Love Me - pianodan

Summary: (80s AU) dan howell, a nineteen-year-old model with an ego bigger than his wardrobe, is the hottest thing to come out of the UK since The Smiths. Phil is a twenty-two year old photography student who prefers to be behind the camera rather than in front of it, but upon landing himself a six month placement with River, the biggest modelling agency in Britain, he finds himself in the company of the younger boy more often than he’d like to be. (alternatively the one where dan’s a bratty ass model and phil has to take pictures of him all the time)

We Keep This Love In A Photograph - philhcwell, analester

Summary: Phil is a photographer and single dad Dan likes to flirt with him during his children’s photoshoots.

We made these memories for ourselves (ao3) - jestbee

Summary: An epilogue for Forever Frozen Still

Work It, Baby (ao3) - alphapavlikovsky

Summary: “Could you please do me a favour, Phil?” Dan asked, taking his eyes away from his phone for a moment to look at his best friend. “I was thinking of doing a photoshoot, would you mind being my photographer? I can pay..”.

“Sure Dan, I have time tomorrow if that’s good for you?” Phil replied, entering it into his work diary. He enjoyed having Dan as a model so he would love doing a photoshoot specifically where he could take photos of Dan without seeming weird.

Except maybe Phil should have asked what kind of photoshoot it would be. He was about to get a shock.

[gasstationlady]

tom holland’s school of manifestation | a charles leclerc social media au

pairing: charles leclerc x supermodel!reader

charles has a big crush on world renowned supermodel, y/n l/n. who would’ve thought she’d return the feelings.

notes: very much travis kelce x taylor swift inspired. faceclaim is yasmin wijnaldum! btw i try to improve with each post (like how i write/pace the story) so if you have any suggestions, pls (veryvery kindly) tell me!! :))

disclaimer: SORRY FOR TYPOS. GOOGLE TRANSLATE (and from american high school lol) FRENCH. KYM ILLMAN MENTIONED LOL. none of the information in this social media au is factual. i do use old photos of charlotte and charles, and usually i don't like to include pictures of their ex or current gfs in these fics (only bc i want to keep it as imaginative as possible and i feel like adding them kinda gives you a reality check while reading LOL) so lmk your opinions on that!

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voguemagazine

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voguemagazine Since beginning modeling at the age of 14, Y/N L/N has cemented herself as the most influential supermodel of all time. As of 2023, she is now the world’s highest paid model surpassing Kendall Jenner who previously led the list. Throughout her career, she has made 39 appearances on international Vogue covers.

Tap the link in our bio to read the full profile. Photographed by @/leannafitz, Written by Phil Stevenson, Styled by @/sheri_simmons, Vogue, February 2023.

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user MOTHER IS MOTHERING

user omg as someone who has been a fan since she began in 2011, i’m so proud of her 😭

user she's the definition of perfection

user LOL ariana (charles), what are you doing here

↳ user his little crush on her is soo cute 😩

↳ user he’s just like us fr lmaoo

user her walk is legendary like it reminds me so much of naomi

user i was gonna say she’s the model of our generation but that’s wrong. she’s actually the top model of all time 😩😩😩

user i’m glad to see a non-nepo baby be on top of the list

↳ user no literally like no shade to bella, kendall, and them but y/n had to fight tooth and nail to be here

↳ user frrr bc most of the nepo baby models are great, don’t get me wrong. however, they were allowed to make mistakes during their career in order to improve. y/n was not privileged enough to have that. like ppl don’t understand the insane expectations that were placed on her ever since she entered the industry, but she exceeded those expectations every. single. time. and that’s why she deserves this title

user she’s so beautiful

user i would die for y/n

user nothing could describe the amount of affection i have for this woman omfg

charleslc_updates

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charleslc_updates Charles and Arthur talking about Y/N L/N (again lol) in a recent interview 👀

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user lmaoooooo relatable

user omg i'm new to f1 but i've always been a y/n stan i'm freaakkkinng out but wdym again??

↳ user lmaooo charles is always trying to bring up y/n

user the leclerc brothers 🥰🥰

user it was so cute to see the both of them in one video

user this man fr blushed AHAH cute

user i get it charles i too have the biggest crush on y/n

↳ user lol literally like get in line dude

↳ user back of the line bucko

user i've never seen a man so down bad for someone he's never met

user y/n what are you doing girl if you don't want him ILL DO IT

user @/yourusername

↳ user LMAO YESSS @/yourusername

ynupdates

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ynupdates Y/N opening the 2023 Chanel by Karl Lagerfeld show during Paris Fashion Week.

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user omg she absolutely killed it

user god does she need a dog? i can bark

user i love seeing her thrive

user quick charles this is your chance!!! she’s in paris 😭😭😭 @/charles_leclerc

↳ user lmaooooo not you tagging him but literally though

↳ user no srsly please mr. "i hope our paths cross soon" you don't understand i need this to happen

user yall saw that walk??? ugh y/n the woman that you are

user i don’t get the hype. all she does is walk.

user NAHHHH SHE ATEEE THAT

user i’m so happyyyy 🥺 y/n is so booked and busy she’s really out here doing multiple back to back shows for paris fashion week

↳ user same! it’s crazy that she gets to open and close multiple shows, especially ones like chanel!

user i love that so many people are going to these shows just to see y/n

user i could make this exact dress with my curtains

user if i ever meet her in real life i would die happily

yourusername

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yourusername rien de mieux que d'etre a la maison [no place like home]

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gigihadid sexy lady

↳ yourusername already missing you

user i keep forgetting she's part french

user you absolutely KILLED those shows

voguemagazine iconic ⭐️

alexademie 🔥🔥

user beautiful girl!!

user omggg charles liking this LOL

↳ user it's actually frustrating me that this man has no game like i'm rooting for you cmon

↳ user lmaooo literally though i'm just hoping he's pulling some strings behind the scenes

anokyai 😍😍😍

user la plus belle fille [the most beautiful girl] *liked by charles_leclerc

↳ user if this is him shooting his shot 😭😭

↳ user lol charles is down so bad he's even going through the comments

user am i just crazy but why are there two drinks in the second post? like is this supposed to be a very soft launch

↳ user it's probably gigi 😭😭 she did comment saying that they were hanging out with each other

↳ user but why not just take a pic of her tho

deuxmoi

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deuxmoi Y/N L/N & Charles Leclerc spotted hanging out with each other in Paris

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user NO WAY OMG

user i'm actually in disbelief how tf did charles get here

user i knew you could do it charles!!

user TURN IT UP IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE

user so are they dating???

user CHARLES FR WINNING RN AHAH

↳ user NO LITERALLYYY HES BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS FOR AGES

↳ user he manifested this 😭

user they look sooo good together

user why does he look so srs

↳ user give my man a break 😩

↳ user well it looks like he’s not your man anymore 😭😭

user omgg this is like a fairytale

user wait i'm kinda obsessed with this

user i’m so invested

kymillman

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kymillman Y/N AND CHARLES

Ferrari driver Charles Leclerc is joined at the track today by top supermodel, Y/N L/N. This is the first time Y/N is with him and she clearly shines in front of the camera.

Her debut at the grid has quickly become a popular topic as fans and drivers alike are intrigued by the presence of one of the most famous women in the world.

For A3 prints, hand-signed & numbered by a range of drivers/team principals head to kymillman.com #f1 #formula1 #signedprints #japanesegp #CharlesLeclerc #Y/NL/N

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user SHDJEJ IM ACTUALLY GOING FERAL

user mom and dad 😩

user so it’s official???

↳ user i mean this is the hardest launch they could have done other than posting 😭

user i’m a charles fan and even i’m surprised he got her to date him

user i’m rooting for them so much 🥺🥺

user she’s serving though

user i’m watching the race rn and they literally keep talking about y/n being there AHH

↳ user i always forget she’s kind of a big deal

user kym gets on my nerves but this picture is actual gold

user it's so obvious that this is a publicity stunt

↳ user nah but for who? bc i know damn well that neither charles nor y/n need it

↳ user obviously not for them but maybe it's to gather more attention for f1

↳ user girl i need u to listen to urself rn 😭 bc that makes no sense

user idk who charles is and idk what the hell f1 is but best believe i’m tuning in next race just to see y/n

↳ user literally me girl i can’t believe i’m watching cars drive in a circle rn

yn_updates

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yn_updates Some moments of Y/N being mentioned by drivers during the Formula 1 race

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user i swear it was like every minute i'd hear y/n's name

user the way that all the drivers are aware of charles's long time obsession with y/n LOL

↳ user i just know charles is the type to never shut up about her ahaha

user she's literally THE y/n l/n. i mean if viewers are sky rocketing just by her being there, imagine her impact if she had actively promoted it

↳ user she's so iconic

↳ user no bc i love y/n so much that i just forced myself to watch rich grown men vroom vroom in circles for almost 2 hrs just to catch a glimpse of her

user i'm in love with her life

user LMAOOO THE DRIVERS TEASING CHARLES

user lando's so funny 😭😭

user y/n and f1 stans are being FED today wow

user is it just me or am i kinda annoyed about how often they're bringing her up like my girl can't even support her bf in peace

↳ user yea i'm eating it up but also feeling bad for y/n at the same time. the attention is definitely a double edge sword.

user apparently she was with joris most of the time 🥺

user this is literally straight from a fairy tale i can't

user didn't they just meet like a week ago

↳ user as far as we know they were first spotted together about a month ago by that deuxmoi post. but assuming from y/n and charles's past relationships, i don't think they'd be this comfortable going public without being together for a while

↳ user yea this has definitely been going on longer than we think/have been seeing

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc J'ai toujours su que c'était toi. Joyeux anniversaire, mon amour ❤️ [I've always known it was you. Happy birthday, my love]

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yourusername merci, mon cœur ❤️ [thank you, my heart]

yourusername je suis raide dingue de toi [i'm madly in love with you]

↳ charles_leclerc l'amour de ma vie [the love of my life]

user are we interrupting something...

user i can’t believe it’s already been 6 months since they first went public

user throwing myself down the stairs as we speak

user they don't know it yet but we're actually a throuple

user happy birthday y/n!!!

user in love with their love 🥺

user lmfaoooo i just know charles is on cloud 9 this man literally sees y/n and is blind to everything else

↳ user he's sooo cute, he's like a love sick puppy

user i still think this is a pr relationship

user god i'd die for someone to look at me the way charles looks at y/n in that second pic

user this is my roman empire

user i'm so obsessed with them it's insane

user our generation's brad and angelina

↳ user don't say that wtf my parents are never separating

user pls don't ever breakup 😭😭

[lowkeyrobin]

Can i request the qsmp (whoever you want i don't mind) reacting to you taking care of their Egg/eggs while they we're somewhere away?

You don't have to write if you don't want to, have a nice day/night 💜💛

hello!! thank you for the request!! since I still wanna do tallulah I will just use another one of her parents (phil) because wilbur is a sack of shit!!! ; anyways thank you for the req, hope you enjoy! I was gonna do more but I don't know much about them just yet and stuff 😭🙏

QSMP ; taking care of their kids while they're away

includes ; tubbo & sunny, niki & empanada, phil, tallulah, & chyanne, quackity & pepito, foolish & leo

warnings ; language

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TUBBO & SUNNY

he asks if you can watch over sunny while he works on his machinery stuff for a bit and keep her entertained

he picked you because sunny loves you and she wanted you to watch over her anyways

bro you spoil her so bad 😭 tubbos clone fr

hes very grateful that you would watch over her though, he just didn't want her to get hurt and stuff

he kinda spies over you two playing around and smiles in the distance like "awee aren't they so cute?" with a little happy frown

rewards you with a flute for watching over her, even after you said you don't need anything to watch over your god-daughter

everytime you watch over sunny after that, you let her play with the flute and you practice around with her too

you're not the best flute-r but sunny likes it and that's all that matters

NIKI & EM

she had to go out and find cherry wood for a little add on to the bakery and left em in your care with the promise she'd repay you in sweet treats

you guys bake for a little and play around with tallulah and leo, basically playing house but at the bakery

niki comes back and sees you with three of the eggs like "where'd they come from? I was gone for like 20 minutes??"

"we were playing bakery"

em jumps about and places down a sign to say "look, ma! we made cakes :)"

gives you a little hug and thanks you for watching over em and tallulah & leo

"em, can you help me with the new room, honey?"

PHILZA, TALLULAH & CHYANNE

Phil and Missa had to leave the kids with you for some business stuff w the federation

good god are they little demon children

chyanne wants to play pvp with you and tallulah wants to show off her flute skills

you decide to negotiate and put their needs into one

you created a game of hide and seek with some of the other eggs, basically chyanne would use his sword to tag people out and tallulah would use her flute to lure him or hiders. hiders and chyanne wouldn't exactly know which team she'd be on each round which kept it fun

Phil comes back and takes a picture of you and tallulah hiding behind a rock from chyanne, who got a hold of your iron sword somehow 😭😭

"I'm home, kids!"

tallulah and chyanne instantly run to him and tell him about all the fun they had and how they want you as their babysitter when he has to leave

he thanks you graciously for watching over them and the other eggs and getting them to have some equal fun

he gifts you a new skateboard to repay you since cellbit stole your last one lmfao

10/10 will be watching over them again

FOOLISH & LEO

he left leo with you while he, tina, and quackity had to go on a little expedition for more resources because they wanted to build a McDonald's playplace for the eggs

you two go around the island and take pictures of the scenery, the buildings, the bugs, etcetera

he loves photography and it's like his creative outlet so of course he dragged you around the whole island

the long walk was nice and peaceful though, you both enjoyed yourselves

you make a little tree house with a slide to hide from the thunder and lightning, since it randomly started thunderstorming

they love you so much and love how you understand their passion for building and photography

like that one post, "yeah they're mentally adults but they're still children"

like yeah, leo is a professional photographer but of course they need you to change the batteries, that's just how it works bro

QUACKITY & PEPITO

"Y/nnnnnn, can you watch over Pepito for me?"

he had to go do some Federation shit, as per usual apparently

you guys pick flowers together when the night falls since he struggles with sleeping sometimes

he tells you about how much he loves his foolish (his grandfather/mother) and asking when quackity will be back

you just kinda look at him in silence for a moment and say "I dunno, bud, but soon. I'll be here for you though"

he dresses up as Spiderman and you dress up as the Green Goblin and play superheroes most of the days

eventually, quackity returns, fucking like 3 days later

he gives both of you large hugs and thanks you, and repays you with some blackstone that you needed for a build

"pa, we played superheroes all day!!"

"Oh, did you?" He chuckles

[heartofwritiing]

Wilbur Soot Masterlist

here is a list of fics surrounding all Wilbur characters I write for! all fem!reader.

🥀= agnst ☁️=fluff 🌱= short fic 💋 =smut/sexual themes ⛔️= dangerous situations proceed with caution

cc!Wilbur Soot

Abuse those I love: you and wilbur break up, wilbur realizes how much he messed up. 🥀

His sweater: you and wilbur are in a private relationship and one day while you’re streaming chat recognizes the sweater you’re wearing. ☁️

I don’t deserve you, you deserve the world: A drunk wilbur makes a confession to you. 🥀☁️

What am I supposed to do, if theres no you?: reader has an illness and fears for her future with wilbur. 🥀☁️

Home is whever you are tonight: its your birthday, a day you dread every year due to bad memories, and wilbur manages to change your mindset. 🥀☁️

You and me need never be, lonely again: request ☁️🥀

part two of^ By the Sea: you move to brighton, and wilbur helps you move into your new apartment. ☁️🌱

Musicianbur

Rest Easy: Wilbur overworks himself which results in him falling asleep in your lap in the studio. ☁️

Jitters and good luck kisses: Wilbur is anxious before a show and the only thing that can subside him is a kiss from his favorite person, you. ☁️

Interview with lovejoy: reader interviews lovejoy and wilbur has a crush on her. ☁️

Dance with me: you and wilbur dance at a musical festival 🌱☁️

We could make such a pretty picture: you’re lovejoys tour photographer and wilbur likes to tease you ☁️🌱

Kiss me (beneath the milky twilight) : you’re the backup singer for lovejoy, the fans don’t know you and wilbur are together, but one duet changes that. 🌱☁️

Is it New Years Yet? : in which wilburs flight gets delayed due to a snow storm and you’re left alone for christmas. 🥀☁️

Q!Wilbur (qsmp)

you are my sunshine: a short story of taking care of tallulah! ☁️

Absent in the spring: a small vacation to Phil’s beach house causes you to finally break down. (featuring q!philza) ☁️🥀

Pogbur

nothing

Revivebur

nothing

Ghostbur

nothing

Hockeybur

I guess this time there’s just no hiding, (fighting you make me restless.) : sbi hockey au! ☁️🌱

Dadbur

Take care of you: a little fic of wilbur taking care of pregnant!reader 🌱☁️

Wolfbur

nothing

Zombur (sorry boys zombie video)

And you just can’t say goodbye: Wil gets bitten, and angst ensues. 🥀

Siren (tommyinnits clinic for super villains)

Safe with you: you do dangerous things to get sirens attention. 💋⛔️

[if-you-feel-lonely]

LONELY'S ADVENT CALENDAR - DAY ONE

Prompt: Family photos

C!SBI x reader (family au!), Tubbo and Ranboo mentioned

TW: Violence (lighthearted sibling violence), swearing, sibling bullying (calling each other adopted and the like)

Event masterlist (discontinued)

Phil loved to take awful pictures of his kids. He'd never hired a photographer and took proper, professional family photos. Why? That's the same question that Technoblade, Wilbur, Tommy and Y/n all asked every year. Along the halls of the house was a variety of family photos. In the living room, in a frame on the windowsill, was a picture of the four of them, covered from the knees down in white powder.

"Tommy, you're going to knock the flour if you keep walking up and down like that." Wilbur stated, sighing irritably.

"I would never. Careful is literally my middle name-"

Famous last words. He received a death glare from three flour-coated teens.

"This is why your real parents gave you up!" The neighbours could've heard Y/n shout.

"I'm not fuckin' adopted!"

To Phil, this was prime opportunity. As the older trio directed their fury at the younger blonde, he managed to sneak a picture of their gluten-covered legs. Y/n snapped around at the sound of a camera app. Needless to say, Phil was almost in hysterics.

"Come over and do that again, I dare you."

The next photo was from many years ago. Tommy was no older than eleven, Wilbur was fourteen, Y/n and Technoblade were the eldest children at fifteen. Out of context it looked strange - Techno and Y/n walking ahead of the younger two as Tommy slide tackled Wilbur's shins.

The four of them had been walking back to the house, having been sent home again after the school decided there was too much snow to stay in school. It was in the students' best interest to go home before the snow got too thick.

The older two walked ahead, lost in their own conversation. Tommy, however had other plans.

"You killed my father, prepare to die!" He shouted, before running at Wilbur and slide tackling him, successfully knocking him to the floor.

Techno turned around, followed by Y/n. "I don't claim this." He spoke. Y/n hummed in agreement.

Days like this made Phil grateful for the high-quality doorbell camera.

The living room, the dining room and the halls were all filled with similar photos - it made Phil smile when he walked past, and it made his kids blush with embarrassment at the awful timing of the photos being taken.

His favourite, though?

It sat on his desk in his office next to his computer. Wilbur and Y/n sat on the sofa looking at each other, both with their legs crossed. They were playing slaps, despite Phil telling them not to. On the floor, Techno attempted to teach Tommy how to wrap presents, but to no avail. It's A Wonderful Life played in the background on the TV. Tubbo and Ranboo had spent the day with the family - the two were sat on the other sofa, watching Coraline on a pirated website, on Tubbo's very cracked phone, with the help of the house's patchy Wi-Fi.

It wasn't a very calm evening - Tommy wound up covering himself, Techno and the carpet in tape and wrapping paper, Wilbur and Y/n ended up with very sore hands, and sore wrists where they had missed, and Ranboo and Tubbo had to sleep on the sofas that night, since it was dark, rainy and probably dangerous.

But it was his family, and by that definition, it was perfect.

[unhonest-iago]

Dream SMP Fic Masterlist

DSMP as Bohemian Rhapsody

Not in Kansas Anymore; Aimsey gets isekai'd to origins smp

Star's a Witch!; hcs about Aimsey practicing witchcraft

You're My Wonderwall; CG!Awesamdude, Little!Foolish, Little!Reader + beach day [GN]

Dirty Laundry; Puffy finds out Schlatt cheated on her

I’m Just Like You; Michael’s feeling self conscious about his eye socket so Tubbo enlists the help of Captain Puffy to show him he’s not the only one without an eye

Insomniac Vulpe; How I think Fundy would act after the March 30th dream

Zoom Call; Teacher au, students realize Dream & George don't hate each other when teaching goes to online

Wasting My Youth; Dream helps Sapnap sneak back into the house after his date w/ y/n [GN]

You're such a Backstabber; the villain (SBI) shoots the person (Dream) next to the hero (George) instead

Older Brother Vibes; Headcanons about Dream being Reader's older brother [GN]

Steampunk Duo; Tina commissions Foolish to create a pair of wings for Hannah some time after she loses her elytra

Soulmates; Soulmate au + Foolish [GN]

Kids In Love; Foolish takes Tina as his date to a Ball

Windsor’s Knot; Schlatt teaches Fundy how to tie a tie

Kip; 'Don’t call me that, you lost that privilege a long time ago.'

Reckless Nights; Yogurt finds a box of Fundy's old stuff from L'Manberg days

Wanna Know My Name?; Reader reveals their govt. name to Fundy [GN]

Astérix; Fundy visits Mumza’s temple after his stint of astral projecting to Australia

Better Wash my Mouth out with Soap; Reader panics after a bit of miscommunication with some online friends and Fundy comforts them [GN]

Caregiver Fundy Hcs [GN]

You Know Dutch?; Fundy compliments the reader in Dutch not realizing the Reader can understand him

Negative Rizz; Fundy teleports to QSMP and ends up crushing on Cellbit

Monikers; Fundy wants a nickname from Felps that isn't fox boy. Or Felps learns more about Fundy over a night of drinking.

Or my fist will put you out; Fundy not able to lull Yogurt to sleep, goes to his dad (Revivedbur) for help

You’re So Fucking Pretty; Fundy's meets reader at a house party and later is the one that got away [GN]

Meeting Mumza; SBI meets Mumza in her in-between realm

Meeting Mumza Pt. 2; Fundy meets Mumza after a near death experience as a kit

Where the Wild Things are

Only in the Photographs

Yee Yee Kidnaps the Yip Yip; Sapnap kidnaps Fundy for a family reunion

Cathartic; Fundy catches Dream cheating on him w/ George

Foxtrap; Fundy gets caught in reader's hunting trap and eventually decides to let him go [GN]

Shifter; Headcanons/stuff George has in his shifting to Hogwarts script

Go White Boy Go

As Sly as a Fox; Niki but as the female victor from district 5 in The Hunger Games

Carmen; An imagine based around the song Carmen by Lana Del Rey. Starts off w/ Niki being a famous singer and regular at a bar that Minx bartends for

Can I Please Have a Waffle?; Reader take SBI to Waffle House [GN]

Lollipop; Philza stops Reader from eating a lollipop stick [GN]

Play Date with the Babysitter; Phil is asked to babysit Tommy, Techno and Wilbur. Tommy ends up making a microwave cake in a mug, bickering ensues.

Time-Sick; Philza discovers Reader is also immortal after a drunken slip-up during a night of trivia pursuit [GN]

Braids; Philza braids a young Techno’s hair

Birds & the Bees; Reader receives the bird & the bees talk from Philza, Techno, & Schlatt (separately) [GN]

SBI Movie Night

Tiktoker! Punz

Red means I Love You; The bit from Suicide Squad (2021) where Harley spends the day with the president and then ends up killing him due to a red flag [GN]

Bad Hair Day; Sapnap helps trans! y/n detangle his hair after seeing how tangled it's gotten [Male]

Rodeo! Sapnap Headcanons [GN]

Rabbit’s Foot; Origins Tommy dies trying to kill Techno in attempts to claim a rabbit’s foot for an unknown contractor

Interview [GN]

You’re a Mean One Mr. Soot; The song from The Grinch but written as if it were about Wilbur

London Boy; Basically I love London Boy as a Wilbur song so here’s y/n singing it as a little dedication to him during karaoke night w/ friends. [GN]

If I was…; Reader convinces Wilbur to do the one If I was... TikTok trend [GN]

You Promised! [GN]

Oh, the Less I know the Better; Reader has a booth at the Green Festival and gives Vikk a tarot reading as to possibly warn him and Lazar about their upcoming deaths [Fem]

When The Grimm Reaper Knocks; Vikk & Lazar's deaths expanded upon

[joes-sha-la-la-la-girl]

Love Bites: Chapter 2

Series Masterlist

Y/N sat at the small mirror in the back room of the pub Ultraviolet were performing at. She applied her makeup, much heavier then she usually wore off stage and turned slightly to see Tammy coming towards her.

“So?” The bassist asked with a smile on her face. Tammy had her hair made up to perfection and her makeup light so as not to take away from her stage clothes. She wore leather trousers with a leather jacket and added a lace top underneath.

“So what?” Y/N asked her, pretending not to know what her friend was talking about. 

“Don’t play dumb with me Y/N/N, you know exactly what I am talking about.” Tammy continued, giving the lead singer a playful glare. It had been two days since the ‘Photograph’ video and Y/N had been giddy ever since. She hadn’t had much time to talk about it though as Doug had been with her at all of the rehearsals.

“It was great. You’re gonna love them, they’re good guys.” Y/N told her whilst the bassist played with the singer’s hair. When Y/N finished putting on her makeup, she rose to face the girl behind her. Tammy could see the way that Y/N blushed that there was more to it than Def Leppard being ‘good guys’.

“Which one?” Tammy asked.

“What?”

“Which one do you like?” Y/N was taken aback by the bassist’s question and went to respond. However, as soon as she opened her mouth she was interrupted.

“Don’t lie to me Y/N Y/L/N. Which one of them has you blushing like a teenager?”

Y/N looked down at the floor. “Joe.”

“Who?”

“Joe, the lead singer. Joe Elliott.”

*

The five members of Def Leppard arrived at the small pub in London. Once again they were thankful that they weren’t overly recognisable yet. They had already seen Ultraviolet perform but now they had met the lead singer, they were all the more happy to watch another performance. 

They bought a round of drinks and found themselves a table to sit at. Next to them, Joe noticed that there was a man sitting on his own, a small scowl on his face as he glanced at the stage every now and again. It was clear to Joe that the man did not want to be there, leaving the singer to wonder why the grumpy bloke would bother showing up in the first place. 

Taking his attention away, Joe turned to the stage himself and noticed the band make their way out.

Joe could not take his eyes off of the lead singer who, to him at least, seemed perfect. The four members of Ultraviolet worked together on stage creating a unique and incredible performance. It was clear to anyone that the band were doing what they loved as they gave their all to the maybe thirty people in the pub.

Sav watched his best friend watch the stage and smiled to himself. It was clear to anyone that the man had a crush as if he was a schoolboy and the bassist couldn’t be any happier for him. 

*

After the performance, Ultraviolet made their way backstage where they were met by Def Leppard. Introductions were made between the two bands whilst Joe and Y/N couldn’t take their eyes off of each other. The two bassists shared a look as they noticed their lead singers not-so-subtly staring at each other. 

“That was incredible.” Phil told them all as Ultraviolet started to get a drink of water and calm down.

“Yeah it was.” Sav backed him up.

Y/N started to take some of her make-up off as she had become quite hot wearing it. As she was doing so, she heard the rest of the group making plans to have a drink at the bar. 

“You coming Y/N/N?” Benji asked as he was walking with Steve and Phil.

“Yeah, I’m coming.” Y/N smiled, still hyper from performing. Just as they were all leaving the room, Doug came round the corner, making his way straight to Y/N.

He had his usual sneer on his face as he wrapped his arm around Y/N. It was obvious to almost everyone in the room that Y/N didn’t want to be wrapped up in someone’s arms at that moment and Joe felt his heart sink to his stomach. 

‘Of course she has a boyfriend.’ He thought to himself as he left the room to go back to the bar. Sav quickly followed him and so did the others. Y/N watched him go with longing eyes as she felt even more uncomfortable in her boyfriend’s grasp, earning a sympathetic look from Tammy, who knew everything that she was thinking without any words being said.

It was no secret between the band members of Ultraviolet that Y/N was no longer in love with Doug. Not only that she wasn’t in love but the fact that she was positively miserable. The others couldn’t understand why she moved in with him but they remained silent. They knew it was best to let Y/N come to them rather than push her.

The rest of the group made their way out into the bar area where they found their new friends sitting. Sav offered to get a round in and requested Joe to help him. The two men took everyone’s order and made their way up to the front.

“So.” Sav looked expectantly at Joe,

“So what?” Joe raised an eyebrow.

“I saw your face fall when her boyfriend walked in.”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Joe told him as he waved over a bartender.

“Joe…” Sav started before he was interrupted by Joe ordering everyone’s drinks.

“Joe.” He tried again after the bartender started making them.

“Joe nothing. Look, she has a boyfriend and that is that.”

“Exactly. You’re like my brother and I don’t want you getting hurt alright.”

“Right. No one’s going to get hurt.” Joe then picked the drinks up off of the bar and made his way back to the makeshift long table the group had organised for everyone to fit at. A few moments later, Sav arrived and handed out the rest. 

As everyone settled down, chatter arose between the two bands with plans for the upcoming tour. 

“Are you excited to film the next video Y/N?” Rick asked her as he was sitting opposite her.

“Oh definitely.” Y/N grinned, ignoring the frown that took place on Doug’s face.

Steve who had still remained fairly quiet, only speaking up occasionally until this point quickly chimed in. “Well, it’ll be on Phil’s birthday this time.” He grinned and nudged the guitarist that he was referencing to.

Everyone laughed as Phil went slightly red. Even though he was usually confident, he was still fairly new to the band.

“When’s that?” Doug asked Y/N, not bothering to look at anyone else at the table.

“Wednesday.” Y/N told him with a stiff smile.

“Why do you need to film two music videos so close together?” Doug asked, earning a look from Y/N and a scoff from Joe.

“Because we’re releasing it as a single and that's when the studio is booked.” Joe told him in a flat tone, adding more evidence to Sav’s theory of him being jealous. 

The atmosphere turned awkward as a few of them sipped on their drinks. 

“I think it’s time to go babe.” Doug told her, Y/N knew in his tone though that it was a demand. 

“Uhh, sure.” Y/N reluctantly stood up as she glanced at Tammy. “I’ll see you lot tomorrow.” She told her band before turning to the others. “And I’ll see you all on Wednesday,” With that the two walked out of the pub, their half finished drinks being the only clue that they had been there.

[themculibrary]

Classic Marvel Fandom Tropes Masterlist

5 Times Peter Parker Was Sick 1 Time It Was The Avengers (ao3) - authornotes N/R, 3k

Summary: Basically Peter gets coddled, and then takes his revenge.

A Day In The Past (ao3) - CumberRachel steve/bucky E, 13k

Summary: Lounging on the couch with his boyfriend is usually how Steve loves to spend an evening, only he doesn't feel right. his head hurts, his muscles ache and its hard to breathe. Probably just exhaustion after a mission right?

A Drop In The Ocean (ao3) - veterani steve/tony T, 3k

Summary: Peter Parker never wanted to reveal to anyone that he was Spiderman.

Unfortunately, a guy called Darken decided to change that.

Aye Oh- Let's Go! (ao3) - FrozenHearts wanda/vision T, 12k

Summary: Flash knows something is up with Peter.

He sets about to prove it to the Decathalon Team.

Breathless (ao3) - thelittlestpurplecat steve/bucky E, 24k

Summary: Steve's Serum is failing. He's suffering again from asthma, colorblindness, dizziness and heart trouble, problems he thought he'd left behind in the 40's. Tony and Bruce can see the problem, but not how to fix it, and Bucky is determined through all of this to do what's best for Steve, even if he's not always sure what that is.

Carry on Wayward Son (ao3) - TinyButFierce G, 9k

Summary: Five times the Avengers didn’t meet Tony’s kid and the one time they did.

Dad Level: 3000 (ao3) - whumphoarder G, 5k

Summary: Peter comes down with the flu while visiting the Stark family (and Happy) at the lake house during his spring break from MIT. Thankfully, Tony has been spending the last five years honing his Dad Skills™. He's got this.

Don't touch him (ao3) - awesome_goddess_of_mischief phil/tony M, 3k

Summary: After Phil's death, the team moves into Stark tower to keep bonding. Tony is wearing himself thin trying to honour his husband's last wish, for the team to be together.

But it's slowly starting to become too much.

The team bullies continuely. Until one day the genius breaks. Luckily there's an unexpected guest ready to put the pieces back together again.

Give Up The Ghost. (ao3) - Chaneladdict bucky/peggy/steve E, 340k

Summary: Post WW2 leaves Peggy Carter picking up the pieces of her world after the loss of Steve Rogers, left behind dealing with the same loss and longing, Bucky Barnes attempts, albeit halfheartedly, to pick up the pieces of the same war, the same loss.

With more in common than they at first care to admit, we see what happens to those Steve loved and had to leave behind... And what happens when he comes back and finds the two people he loved most in the world, in love with each other and still VERY much in love with him.

A story of finding love in the most unconventional of places.

How To Hook A Superhero (ao3) - daynight steve/bucky M, 4k

Summary: Bucky is a college student who just got the internship of a lifetime, assisting a photographer whose latest assignment is to profile Captain America. The Captain couldn't possibly be interested…right?

It's Above My Clearance Level (ao3) - tsk G, 5k

Summary: In which Peter's class goes on a field trip to Stark Tower, and no one knows why this kid has such high clearance.

James Barnes, Agent of SHIELD (ao3) - Kala_Sathinee steve/bucky E, 75k

Summary: Bucky never fell from the train. When they storm the final HYDRA base, he’s there at Steve’s side. But Steve still goes into the ice, and Bucky is left to deal with a world without him. A world in which he tries to find a purpose.

Kissin’ Dynamite (ao3) - crime_fighting_spiderling mj/peter, pepper/tony G, 27k

Summary: “Maybe I shouldn’t go.” Peter spoke. MJ shoved a permission slip into his hand at his comment.

“You’re going.” She simply stated.

Where Peter and his class go on a field trip to Stark Tower.

Lights To Guide You Home (ao3) - JolinarJackson T, 185k

Summary: Tony becomes Peter's guardian after May dies unexpectedly and over the course of a year, they learn to become a family.

Louder Than Words (ao3) - ARGHHHHHH steve/tony G, 858

Summary: Domestic Avengers movie night, post 2012 Avengers.

Ned Leed's field trip to Stark Industries (ao3) - Drake_DiAngelo G, 15k

Summary: Your generic Field Trip trope, but slightly different because it's Ned centric and hopefully everyone stays in character.

Also, Peter is absolutely everywhere they go but they never quite manage to actually see him. (Or realize its him) They did see Spiderman though, so that's nice.

Our Lingering Frost (ao3) - eyres steve/bucky G, 7k

Summary: When S.H.I.E.L.D. finally locates the plane Captain America drove into the ocean, Colonel James Barnes drops everything to go bring Steve's body home at long last. He finds more than he was expecting.

Raise Me Up (ao3) - LBIGreyhound13 T, 124k

Summary: Takes place 10 months after Spider-Man: Homecoming. After Aunt May suddenly dies, Peter has nowhere to go. Luckily, there’s a certain mentor of his, who comes in to save him...in more ways than one.

Take Me Home (ao3) - dabblingwithwords steve/bucky, pepper/tony M, 78k

Summary: “I’m so sorry, I’m gonna help you I promise, just don’t move, fuck, I ran over Captain America–” the man apologized, over and over, and all Steve managed to say was, “You’re really attractive,” before passing out on the guy’s lap in the middle of the road.

Wingman (ao3) - sahiya G, 4k

Summary: Holy shit, Rhodey thought. Tony’s a dad.

[spookyserpent]

Hi I'm really curious if you have a masterlist for the characters,powers and who they are actually in irl due to the fact I actually don't recognize a few of them in your spider versus web series? Also keep up the good work I really love this series!

Hi!

Here you go:

Dsmp:

Tommy - post-mortem power absorption (avian wings = red wings like flames, etc) and power neutralisation (directed at himself)

Dream - elemental manipulation, earth related

George - never misses a shot, weapons proficiency

Sapnap - accelerated healing, fire generation/manipulation

Wilbur - compelling voice (kinda mind manipulation) + ability to see memories/drag up darkest secrets (want to tell him your deepest desires), immortal

Techno - blood manipulation, accelerated healing, super senses, immortal

Phil - reap souls, sense death, can make people into reapers (like Wil and Tech), avian = big black wings, immortal

Niki - water manipulation, can breath under water and can siren sing

Tubbo - bee-like qualities, can sting and fly

Ranboo - can teleport, a sixth sense, photographic reflexes

Ponk/Purpled/Punz/Quackity - powerless

Charlie - intangibility (can be seen as a slime if you wish, goopy boy my beloved)

Puffy - reality warping of probabilities

Sam - explosion generation/ manipulation

Foolish - sky and sea manipulation like storms

Drista - reality warping in the sense of spawning things in (she has creative mode)

Bad - darkness manipulation

Skeppy - get in and out of everywhere

Ant - mimic powers

Fundy - shapeshifter/silver tongue inherited from Wil

Eret - bond manipulation, makes you attached so can’t harm

Alyssa - sees the future

Callahan - knows where everyone is at all times

Jack - revenant

The Warden - technology manipulation

Among us Yt:

Minx - telekinesis

Corpse - possession and mind manipulation through touch

Rae - energy manipulation

Toast - sense a person’s memories through touch, low levels of telepathy (just the thoughts you have in that moment)

Sykkuno - fire and ice manipulation

Jack - can’t be killed and weapon proficiency (like Deadpool)

Tina - metal manipulation

Brooke - luck

Leslie - forcefields and portal generation

Og Mcyts:

Dan - creates clones

Stampy - powerless

Sqaishey - mind manipulation where they make you see and experience your greatest desire/dream

Shadow Lady - shadow manipulation

Cap. Sparklez - light manipulation

Sky - air manipulation

Squid - giant squid shapeshifter, can breathe underwater

Hermitcraft:

Grian - avian, parrot wings

Rendog - wolf shapeshifter

False - precognitive abilities

Beef - Minotaur body

Cleo - Revenant: cannot be killed unless their mission is complete

Iskall/Xisuma/Mumbo/ Doc/ Scar/ Gemini - powerless

Mr Beast Yt:

Mr Beast/Chandler/Chris - powerless

Origins SMP:

Scott Smajor - powerless

Tales of the SMP:

Sir Billiam - powerless

I think this is it? There might be more (I have OCs too but they only have a small part to play) and I think some of their powers change but this is the original document I wrote for these characters!

I’m glad you’re enjoying it! Thank you!

[gummy-friend]

An AU where Techno and Wilbur are borrowers in Tommy and Phil's house

Masterlist • Next Chapter

Chapter 8

Cw: language, maybe. Is the uncensored version of "Dang" a swear? It depends on the person, right?

—————

The house was silent when Techno woke up.

Huh. Strange. Not even Wilbur's quiet paces around the house were heard. Looking around, the bed next to him isn't occupied. Is Wilbur out borrowing? No, he can't be, they promised to borrow together before leaving the house. Also, it's extremely dangerous to borrow when both humans have seen them.

Where is he?

Wilbur thought that Philza was nice a stray thought echoed in Techno's head. And it doesn't leave

No. No it can't be. Is— is Wilbur with the human right now?

It can't be. The thought echoed as Techno got up and walked around the house, searching for Wilbur. Philza is a human, and humans are evil the thought echoed as Techno searched in the vicinity of their house, ignoring his gradually aching pain. But Wilbur thought that Philza was nice was Techno's last thought before he sprinted to Philza's room, grabbing his borrowing tools and ignoring his now-aching body.

It can't be, right?

ＯＯＯ

Philza's room was dark when Techno entered.

Fortunately, it didn't take long for Techno's eyes to adapt to the lighting as he traversed the room, searching for Wilbur.

Techno honestly forgot about his previous thought, and wondered why he's searching in the human's room. The weight of the room settled in Techno's heart and he thought that it's quite an irrational decision of his for him to search for Wilbur in the human's room. But another thought about Wilbur being trapped by the human solidified Techno's will. Plus, the human is sleeping, so he should be fine. He hopes so.

With a deep breath, Techno thought about the place Wilbur may be (Ignoring the thought that adds the word "trapped" to his sentence). The first place he could come up with is a human's desk.

Humans usually displays things there right? Techno had seen human teenagers puts their school projects on their desks before. And the Human also displays a photograph of him and his son there, so if Wilbur was caught by him, Techno should find Wilbur there.

Techno was halfway on climbing the desk when he finished that thought. He's faster than he thought he'd be. Maybe it's the anxiousness, maybe it's just his disregard of current physical health and he's normally just strong in general, or maybe he's just built different.

Techno let out a small laugh at the thought, and he's on top the desk.

He knows his eyes are adapted to the darkness, but it's still hard to see at the dark, and the random silhouettes he saw of things he thought was Wilbur was not helping. Crumpled paper, desk-type calendar, and other things looked like they may be Wilbur. He even looked at the pencil mug to make sure Wilbur is not there. And fortunately— or not?— Wilbur was not on the human's desk. Good. Wilbur is not captured at all. His body relaxed againts the thought.

That was a terrible decision. As soon as he relaxed, his adrenaline caught up with his injuries, making his body ache. It hurts

It hurts, It hurts so much that Techno lost his grip in balance, and he felt himself falling.

To a soft surface.

Right, the human's desk was beside his bed. Techno was lucky to fell on the bed side. Geez, how much is he going to fall? Though.. Techno doesn't recall a human bed being this warm.

As if on cue, the "bed" moved

It was a small movement, just a little tremble below his feet, but it made his vision suddenly clear.

The huge fingers looming above him, the arm that's attached to the palm below him and the warm feeling of skin on his feet. From all the area he could fell onto, he fell right onto the human's palm.

Before Techno could get off of the skin platform beneath him, it moved again. This time, the fingers above him moved as well, curling up around him and trapping him in its almost-tight grip. Contrary to the first tremble, the hand actually moved, and it carried Techno closer to the human.

When he fell those times, Techno did not scream, only sharp gasps. But this time, he let out a small shout as he was pulled closer to the human. He's too close to the human's face for comfort.

The grip tightened around Techno, and it hurts. Techno's body throbbed in response of it. Another low shout escaped his throat. He should be resting right now, he shouldn't be here. It hurts, it hurts, it hu—

The grip loosened, resulting in Techno letting out the breath he's been holding. Damn that wasn't a fun experience. He should go home, he's searched the human's room, he should go back, maybe Wilbur's at home too.

Before Techno could act, though, the human let out a low groan, making Techno turns his head towards the human.

Techno saw the human blink

Body too hurting to even act accordingly, Techno could only watch with eyes wide as the human opened his eyes.

[basilly]

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ philza masterlist

masterlist continued!

key:

romantic -  ❥

platonic -  ⋆

character/dsmp -  ღ

personal favorites - ∗

© basilly 2021. all rights reserved.

drabbles

. ‘YOU TOLD MY MOM?’ ⋆

phil makes a phone call | gn!

. ‘of course i know your favorite snack’ ⋆

he goes shopping | gn!

. ‘can I do your hair?’ ⋆

you ask phil for a favour | gn!

headcanons

. say cheese ⋆

photographer!reader | gn!

. tagging along ⋆

you join the brighton meetup | gn!

. coming out as bi ⋆

you have something to tell him | fem!reader

. exhaustion ⋆

you've overworked yourself | gn!

. reader w/ a diff mother tongue ⋆

how would he help? | gn!

. christmas in july ⋆

wilbur gets an idea | gn!

imagines

. coming out as gay ⋆

you come out to sbi | male!reader

. comfort hug c! ღ

you just want to give him a hug | gn!

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Fics Written in 2020 (2) Masterlist

part one

a different side of me (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: Dan's early 2010 struggle with his home life, his future, and how Phil fits into everything.

A whale of a time - (ao3) - lazyphannie

Summary: Dan's horny and Phil's still sleeping.

Advent Calendar 2020 (ao3) - Phantje

Summary: Dan is a single father to his son Mes. When Mes does not go to Dan's best friend Meggie's nursery, he tags along to Dan's photography studio. With Mes, the studio, and his film-review-blog, Dan is certainly busy, and yet finds time to be a little lonely - he is skilled like that. Dan's life seems to suddenly start spinning when he rescues a client from a malicious photo booth.

Phil is the co-founder of the IRL store, but wants to start working to meet new people and to fill his days. That has nothing to do whatsoever with him pining after the mysterious blogger, and he isn't even really all that lonely, actually.

Phil starts working at a nursery, makes a new friend, and gets more than he bargained for in falling in love with the photographer.

All Signs Point to Us (ao3) - RyRyCaptain

Summary: When the queen and king gives birth to Daniel, they soon learn that their son is deaf. In order to let Dan express his opinions to those who haven't learned sign language, they find him a translator who happens to be the son of the King’s advisor, Phil. Soon enough, Phil starts to realize thAt he fallen in love with the younger boy.

All We Seem to Do Is Talk About Sex (ao3) - truerequitedlove

Summary: In which Dan’s got a boyfriend and a tongue piercing, and Phil’s got a weed hookup and an anxiety disorder. In high school, they were labeled “bad influences on each other,” maybe that would never go away.

Arrangements (ao3) - intoapuddle

Summary: One night stands have worn out their welcome, but Dan isn't ready for a relationship. Thankfully, other arrangements can be made.

attachment (ao3) - dnovep

Summary: Harlow’s monkey experiments, love, & Phil wrapping Dan in blankets.

baby can't you see? (i'm calling) (ao3) - danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess)

Summary: Two years after Dan's ill-advised stint up a mountain, and Phil's escape from a Royal psychopath, their dramatic flying off into the horizon hasn't had such a steady landing. Phil is consumed by his new venture in giving back to the world, but Dan is receiving none of this graciousness. Their living situation remains unstable, and they're barely in the same room long enough to hold hands.

It's all about to break apart, when the pandemic hits them where it hurts. Once again, Dan and Phil find themselves thrown into isolation with one another, back up where it all began. The memories of The Secret of the Alps are both fond and traumatic; being there again, trapped and in a bitter feud, is worryingly familiar. Can they make it out together a second time around? Or is this cycle doomed to repeat itself forever, until one of them calls it quits?

(TW) Break Me (ao3) - MySecretsX

Summary: In this world, you're marked with black. That's if you have a soulmate at least. Everyone is destined to cross paths with the one who is meant for them, at least once in their lives.

When you and your soulmate meet, you will touch, if only briefly, and the exact area of skin you touch with the other turns from black to white, with streaks of blue, purple, yellow, all marbled in with each other.

Daniel Howell is well-known in town. People cross the street if they're approaching him and newcomers to the neighbourhood are warned about his presence. Exactly like the Lester's were. But Phil Lester has other ideas, he saw the pain within the boy, how bad can he really be?

chaos in bloom (ao3) - vvelna

Summary: The adventures of Dan and Phyl, ghost removal experts.

closer than before (ao3) - graydar

Summary: Maybe he’ll just take this one chance. It might be fun, might be something to do, might be more than that. He’s fine with not knowing. All anyone is doing right now is not knowing. It’s the new trend.

Cold, Empty Mattresses and Falling Stars (ao3) - conshellation

Summary: 2009 au where phil and his family own a campground/cabins in an area that is known for stargazing and phil has lived his entire life there, therefore knowing a lot about stars. dan and his family come from the city to said campground because dan is a nerd and asked to come there for his birthday.

Covet (ao3) - americanphancakes

Summary: The only thing making Dan feel alive is his all-consuming crush on the new deacon.

Crossing the line (ao3) - dakogutin

Summary: After billionaire Phil Lester meets an unfortunate incident that ends him up in hospital with no memories, Dan Howell— a mistreated employee convinces Phil that he is Dan's working-class husband to get back at him with the many hardships he faced as an employee. What could go wrong?

Dead! (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Phil is a zombie living in the abandoned Luton airport, Dan is a human survivor. Bound together by the fear of what hides in the dark, they choose not to kill each other, and begin the long journey to Manchester and (hopefully) to new colonies

doppelt. (ao3) - schnaf

Summary: The big wheel in Manchester. The big wheel in another Manchester. Phil's disappearance. Finding Phil - twice. Dealing with Doppelgängers. That's not exactly what Dan expected from their first meeting. But in the end, being with Phil is all that matters.

for the first time in such a long time (I know I'll be okay) (ao3) - possumdnp

Summary: Three conversations in Phil’s bedroom in 2009.

grind to the rhythm (as we wine and dine) (ao3) - kishere

Summary: God, everyone was going to think him a harlot, Phil thought as they walked out of the maze in silence. Being left alone with an alpha he wasn’t mated to was cause for gossip.

Hot As Hell (ao3) - Spring_Haze

Summary: Dan and Phil take advantage of a few minutes of unexpected privacy while in a dry sauna. Phil can't resist his boyfriend on account of his well-established sweat kink.

I Will Be Loving You (ao3) - phantasticworks (steddieworks)

Summary: Dan and Phil spend their first Valentine's Day out of the closet.

it's a church of burnt romances (ao3) - phanetixs

Summary: Dan backs into the car and the driver asks where he’s heading. His head swims with thoughts of Phil, and of guilt and embarrassment at how he’s subconsciously treating his friend. Whose life centres around virtues like chastity. And non-objectification goes both ways. Dan takes a few deep breaths, pressing a palm to his insistent bulge to quell his arousal. As always, it doesn’t work.

Well, he resolves, if he can’t get Phil out of his head, he’s got to get someone else into it. Or onto him, preferably.

Or, a Fleabag AU.

Lonely in Conflict, Cast as a Convict (ao3) - andthenshesaid-write (ladyknight1512)

Summary: Dan is a vampire who can’t remember how it feels not to be lonely. Phil is a vampire hunter living in his brother’s shadow.

When they meet, they find acceptance in each other that they don’t find anywhere else, but there are secrets and other forces at play trying to keep them apart.

married at first sight (ao3) - nothingbutniall

Summary: Dan and Phil get matched together on the new season of Married At First Sight.

Midnight Garden (ao3) - silentdescant

Summary: In which Phil is a gardener at the palace and Dan is a reclusive prince.

Mirror Mirror (ao3) - dont-tell-them-i-write-phan (QueenJunoTheGreat)

Summary: Dan and Phil get invited to stay at a historical castle with Martyn and Cornelia. Contrariwise, Daniel and Philip aren’t invited anywhere, but not many people can say no to a highly trained thief and a dragon. But that’s totally unrelated

My Spirit Love (ao3) - MySecretsX

Summary: If you fall in love with a spirit who drains you both away, do you live together for twenty years, or stay alone each day?

Phil has lived in his house since he was born, but it was when he turned seven he met Dan for the first time. It's all childish games and the muse of a naïve brain until your fifteen-year-old son claims to have fallen in love with the boy you've never seen.

Is anything possible for love?

oh you got me shaking (ao3) - chickenfree

Summary: Usually if the models talk to him, it’s just – them asking questions, Phil joking about how he doesn’t really know what he’s doing, even as he directs them.

They don’t try to argue with him, usually.

One Thousand Midnights or More (ao3) - JudeAraya

Summary: A decade of love told in moments.

Our House (ao3) - sierraadeux

Summary: Enemy is a harsh word. Rival sounds so immature, like Dan’s the star of some teen drama on Netflix. Competition is close, but not quite there.

In simple terms, Dan has a distaste for Phil Lester. Otherwise known as AmazingPhil in their line of business, for some reason that’s beyond Dan. What makes him so amazing anyway?

There’s a reason the network wanted Daniel Howell and Phil Lester for this specific series, and Dan guesses there’s really only one way to find out that answer.

or

And they were co-hosts. Oh my god they were co-hosts.

pastry chef attempts to steal phil's heart (ao3) - sierraadeux

Summary: If anyone asks, Prince Philip's sneaky morning journeys down to the royal pastry kitchen are for nothing more than the perfect cup of coffee.

The Secluded Glade (ao3) - palomeheart

Summary: Phil Lester has always been acutely aware of the ways he and his daemon Adra are different from others. Namely that Adra is male, hasn’t settled yet, and they share second sight that causes them to have dreams that show them glimpses of the future. Now, as a consequence of one of his prophetic dreams, he’s forced to go on a rescue mission to find a group of children that have gone missing from his town. He may have signed up for more than he bargained for, however, when they find another man who’s been captured with some differences of his own.

The Wanting Comes In Waves (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: After moving to the tiny Welsh coastal village of Rhagfyr, Phil struggles to find a new way of living, what with his new school and the decision of his future still on the table. Dan is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, but perhaps there’s beauty inside destruction.

they grew up so nicely, didn't they? (ao3) - natigail

Summary: Cornelia doesn’t just get a boyfriend when she starts dating Martyn, she gets a whole second family too. Kath and Nigel welcome her with open arms and she becomes a pseudo older sister to Phil.

She is there watching from the sidelines as a boy bolts right into Phil’s heart and sets up camp. She gets to watch as Dan and Phil build careers and an internet community and all the trials and tribulations, as well as the pride and happiness, it brings along.

When the Weather Breaks (ao3) - sierraadeux

Summary: Sitting across from Phil on that worn out velvet Starbucks sofa, sharing sickeningly sweet coffees and what they would like to think were hushed giggles, was the first time Dan felt a glimpse at what real love could feel like.

or

Perception checks, pining, and peppermint mochas.

with a bullet (ao3) - waveydnp

Summary: phil returns to his room after a party thrown by his housemates only to discover that there’s already someone in his bed

[avengerscompound]

The Tower: Family - 23

The Tower: Family An Avengers Fanfic

Series Masterlist PREVIOUS //

Pairing:  Avengers x OFC, Bruce Banner x Bucky Barnes x Clint Barton x Wanda Maximoff x Steve Rogers x Natasha Romanoff x Tony Stark x Thor x Sam Wilson x OFC (Elly Cooper)

Word Count: 1945

Warnings:  Pregnancy, smut (MFF bisexual threesome, Vaginal fingering, vaginal sex, oral sex, electro stimulation, the use of wanda’s powers in a sexual way)

Synopsis: With new powers, Thor now living on Earth full time, a wedding to plan, and Natasha and Wanda expecting, a lot is changing for Elly and her large and rather unconventional family.  When Elise’s parents try to reestablish connections, Elly questions what being a family actually means.

Chapter 24: The Photoshoot

The baby shower that had been strictly no gifts had ended up with a handful of gifts anyway.  They were mostly clothes - though Sam’s sister bought a breast pump that she had sworn by, while Loki and Angela had brought protective totems from Asgard.  There were a few plush or little wooden toys from people too.  Rhodey had bought all the kids, starting from Riley and Pietro, Cat in the Hat t-shirts.  Riley’s was labeled Thing One, Pietro’s Thing two, and then there were four tiny baby t-shirts labeled things three through six.  Phil got a little bundle of onesies that had funny little round cat-like blobs on them and the slogan ‘I love all my mommies and daddies’.

The party was fun but exhausting and Wanda, Natasha, and I all ended up going to bed early that night and sleeping right through.

Afterward, Wanda was very excited about doing a pregnancy photoshoot.  It wasn’t too hard to convince Natasha to in the end.  Partially because the pregnancy had been going so well for her and she wanted to commemorate the time she finally got past everything the Red Room had done to her.  But mostly it was just because she loved Wanda so much and she wanted her to have anything that made her happy.

We all headed out to the Avengers facility in upstate New York for the photos.  It was surrounded by forest and by the river so that we could give Wanda the full Earth mother vibe that she’d been cultivating.

We had three ideas in mind.  One was outside and two would be in the old house.  We started with the tamest version.  Wanda, Natasha, and I all put on long, flowing georgette gowns, our hair loose, with flower crowns.  Wanda wore magenta with matching roses, Natasha - black with black orchids, dotted with red poppies, and I wore a sky blue with delphinium and sea holly.

We were going with a family shoot to start with so everyone else wore white linen.  The kids both had baby’s breath threaded through their hair and were very excited to be out in the woods with the family and the dogs.  We did photos of them kissing tummies.  Of our whole group walking in a line through the woods with Wanda, Natasha, and I in the middle.  All of us lying in the grass everyone cuddles up to the three pregnant women.  Photos of hoards of hands on bellies.   All the standard pictures you see when you think of pregnancy photoshoot in the woods only there was a gaggle of us.

When the kids seemed to grow bored of the photoshoot we all headed back to the house so Wanda, Natasha, and I could change and they could play with the toys they hadn’t seen for the last month since we’d been back.

Wanda, Natasha, and I changed into lace gowns the same colors as the others.  These weren’t normal lace gowns though.  They were strapless, and while the empire cut bodice was solid the skirt was completely transparent and opened right down the middle exposing our bellies.  We paired the dresses with lace boyleg panties.  Wanda wore black, Natasha red, and I wore white.

We stayed inside for these photos and posed in sexier and more intimate poses with each other.  We would drape ourselves over couches and the bed.  We cuddle up to each other and put our hands on each other’s exposed bellies.  There were photos of us kissing and caressing each other.

Finally, we stripped down to our underwear for the last part of the shoot and hopped in a tub with milky white water together.  The photographer decorated the outside of the tub with flowers and candles and floated flowers around us in the tub, so the three of us were all floating, with our heads on the edge and our bellies poking out of the water towards the middle, our legs tangled together in the water.

By the time we were done, I was pretty tired and hungry.  We changed into sweats and ate with the others before the three of us went to take a nap.

I woke up to a shift of the bed beside me as the whole thing swayed.  I opened my eyes as whoever had climbed into bed with us wrapped his arms around me and turned to see Thor.  Natasha was already gone and Wanda had started to stir beside me.

“Good evening, my queen,” Thor said, kissing my neck.  “I was sent to wake you up.”

“You gonna do it by getting me all worked up?” I complained, backing my ass against him.

“You’re always waking us with kisses and soft touches,” Thor said.  “I was merely returning the favor.”

“You’re not an overly hormonal pregnant woman,” I huffed.

“No, that is true,” he chuckled.  “I am a man though.”

I started giggling and Wanda moved closer to us.  “What’s happening?”

“Dinner will be served shortly,” Thor explained.  “I was sent to come and wake the both of you.”

“By getting me all turned on,” I pouted.

“I can tell,” Wanda teased.  “Which isn’t helping me at all.”

“I am sure I can help both of you with your problem before the meal is served,” Thor said as his fingers traced over Wanda’s nipples.  “Who would like to go first?”

“Elise,” Wanda said, quickly.  “The two of you can bring me close before you touch me.”

“As you wish, my love,” Thor said, leaning over and kissing her deeply.

As the two of them kissed, Thor slipped his hand into my pants and began to slowly roll his hips against my back.  I could feel his erection starting to press into me as he rutted against me, but he took his time, teasing my clit and kissing the side of my neck.

Wanda leaned forward and kissed me, her lips parted as they brushed over mine, and I followed her lead, bringing my tongue out to meet hers.  I moaned softly into the kiss and ran my hand up into her hair.  She hummed and shifted closer, our bellies touching against each other.

She pulled back and lifted my shirt over my head.  As she did thor pushed my pants and panties down in one go.  He shucked off his own clothes and pulled me tighter against him, so his erection sat against my asscrack.  Each time he rolled his hips his shaft moved up and down the crevice.

His hand returned to my cunt as Wanda leaned down and pulled one of my nipples into her mouth.  I mewled and tugged on her hair as my arousal started to seep from within me.  Thor’s fingers worked my clit quickly and with practiced ease, sending shivers running through me and making my whole body vibrate in anticipation of more.  A small spark danced off his fingertips, sparking against my clit.  I gasped and came then and there with no warning, jerking between them as my cunt spasmed.

Thor chuckled.  It was a deep booming sound that made me feel warm right to my core.  “That was quick.”

“You cheated,” I teased playfully.

“I am sorry, let’s see if I can do this properly,” he laughed, and lined his cock up at my entrance.

“Don’t do anything to hurt the babies,” Wanda said, looking over my shoulder at Thor.

“My life,” Thor said.  “I am a fertility god, I know what I’m doing.”

I started giggling but it was cut off by a gasp as Thor thrust into me.  He didn’t allow any time for me to adjust, he just began to thrust into me from behind.  Wanda resumed sucking on one breast and then the other.  She was feeding off both mine and Thor’s pleasure, and as we began to moan with it, so did she.

She flicked her wrist and a small ball of pink light ran down my skin, between my legs, and began to vibrate against my already oversensitive clit.  I mewled and jerked back between them, my legs trembling.  One of my hands tightened in Wanda’s hair and I reached behind me and gripped Thor’s arm with the other, tethering myself to them both.

“Oh god,” I gasped, quivering between them.  “Won’t last.”

“Whenever you want, Elise,” Thor rumbled as he continued to snap his hips into me.

I tried to relax, but my muscles spasmed and clenched.  I dug my fingers into Thor’s arm and he wrapped his hand around my throat and tilted my head back to him, fiercely kissing me.

Things became hazy and I couldn’t focus on anything except the building pressure in my cunt and the tendrils of pleasure that spread out from my breasts.  Wanda increased the buzz from her energy projection and moaned loudly as my cunt suddenly seized up.  I cried out, breaking the kiss with Thor as I came hard, shuddering between them.

Thor slowed his pace, fucking me through my orgasm before slipping out of me and climbing over us both.  He positioned himself behind Wanda so he was spooning her the way he did me, and cradled her carefully.  I kissed my way down her body as helping Thor undress her as Thor rutted slowly against her.  When we’d removed her shirt, I latched on to one of her breasts and sucked on her nipple, drawing a sharp gasp from her.  Thor pushed her pants off and began to slide his cock up and down her soaked folds.

I kissed down lower, over her baby bump where the strings of light only I could see connected me to both her and the twins growing inside her, and down to her cunt.  Thor adjusted her hips back and eased his cock inside her.  She moaned softly and I lifted her leg and began to lap at the place where they joined and up over her clit.

“Oh!”  She gasped and her hands tightened in the sheets.

“Are you okay, my beloved?”  Thor asked.

“Oh yes, Thor,” she mewled.

He began to thrust and I sucked greedily on her clit.  The flavor of her arousal filled my mouth as I lapped up her fluids.  They were musky and sweet and heady in a way that almost made me drunk on her.  Each flick of my tongue made her moan more loudly and she seemed to have trouble controlling her limbs.  She gripped at the sheets pulling them free from the edge and she kicked out, her toes curling.

Her clit began to twitch under my tongue as her breathing became ragged and Thor’s hips started moving faster, stuttering as he came closer to his own release.  I sucked Wanda’s clit into my mouth and flicked my tongue quickly back and forth over it and with a loud cry, Wanda came, her powers flaring out and engulfing us like an embrace.

Thor groaned and jerked up into her, releasing.  I could feel the pulse of his cock at the base against my mouth as he filled her.  Their fluids mixed together and leaked from Wanda down Thor’s shaft.  I licked up the cocktail of their arousal greedily and climbed back up the bed as Thor slipped from Wanda.

“Now, now, my loves,” Thor scolded, sitting up.  “We have to join the others for dinner.  You can’t go back to sleep.”

“Just five more minutes,” I joked, cuddling up to Wanda, making her giggle.

Thor gave my butt a playful spank.  “Come along.  None of that.”

Wanda and I got up, laughing as Thor helped us get redressed and we headed down to join the rest of our family.

// NEXT

[wordywarriorwrites]

Chapter 16: Exsanguinate

Masterlist: The Boss of Brooklyn  A03 Story Link Author: @wordywarriorwrites​ Summary: When it comes to being The Boss, James Buchanan “JB” Barnes rules with an iron fist. For him, there’s no room for sentiment, and certainly no time for distraction, even if it is in the form of an old flame. Steve Rogers had bowed out of the life a long time ago, but a twist of fate brings him right back into the fold, and face-to-face with a man he once loved. When a game of cat and mouse turns into a matter of life and death, both will be forced to decide whether they’ll be loyal to the business, or faithful to each other. A/N: Bucky Barnes Mob Boss AU. Stucky. For: @star-spangled-man-with-a-plan Star’s Multi-Fandom Follower Celebration with the prompt, “Why did you do it?” & @sherrybaby14 Sherry’s Fall Into You Challenge with the prompt, “Show me. Prove that you can handle me.” Warnings: Language, violence, drug use, alcohol, smoking, explicit sexual content, illegal activities. *Re-blogs are welcome. Plagiarism isn’t. *

It had been five months since the sit down in Bermuda.

Twenty-three uneventful weeks since Fury said his goodbyes. 155 days since the leadership restructure was cemented. 3,720 profitable, peaceful hours, and Steve hadn’t been required to do anything more than provide status updates to Natasha.  

But the respite ended via a hand-delivered missive he’d hoped -- in vain -- not to receive.

An envelope made from heavy paper stock; his name etched in calligraphy across the front; a wax seal with a bygone coat of arms for the Families on the back; and inside, a hand-carved announcement that displayed birthday celebration details for James Buchanan “JB” Barnes. As a standing member of the Families, Steve was required to make an appearance and pay homage. He couldn’t ignore or decline it, because if he did, it would be an insult, and he had no desire to deal with the fallout or consequences of issuing a mere -- albeit well-deserved -- snub.

All arrangements had been made in advance, and the only thing Steve had to do was arrive on time, and comport himself appropriately. Seventy-two hours later, he was off to New York, and during the five-hour flight, he meticulously planned and timed everything. Get there at nine; shake hands and make nice with the appropriate people; appear in a few photos to prove he’d been in attendance; duck out before they cut the cake; and be back in the West Indies before anyone noticed he’d left.

It should’ve been that simple, but as with all things concerning the Families, it wasn’t.

Thor hemmed-and-hawed and attempted to push one of his less-than-stellar newbies off on him. Tony wanted his opinion about the cops they had on their payroll and whether or not they should be compensated even more because of the additional heat the expansion brought on. Clint needed to know if there was a more expedient and cost-efficient route for shipments, and if he had a preferred contact at the Port Authority out his way. Wanda insisted on going over the quarterly financials, and wanted to introduce him to a man she guaranteed would be a perfect match for him professionally and personally.  

By the time he’d extracted himself from the Families and their nonsense, Rhodey, Carol, and Scott had arrived. They weren’t obligated to make an appearance, but they’d surprisingly showed up, which meant his escape timeline got thrown off even more. It was his duty to make appropriate introductions on their behalf, and those presentations had to be finessed and unhurried. Sam had also tracked him down, and though Steve enjoyed catching up with him, he really just wanted to leave.

“He wants to see you,” Natasha informed as they posed for the photographer. “Privately.”

“Not going to happen,” Steve bit out through his faux-smile.

As soon as the camera stopped flashing, Steve dropped his arm from around Natasha’s waist, and placed his untouched champagne flute on a nearby table. He eyeballed the nearest exit and checked the time on his phone; it was fifteen-minutes to midnight, which meant the guest of honor would arrive soon, and he needed to get gone.

“Don’t even think about it,” Natasha warned.

Her veiled threat was easily ignored, but he wasn’t able to disregard the arrival of two, fully-armed security guards. Whether Steve liked it or not, they would fulfill their orders, and he knew they had no qualms about using force. Since it was neither the time nor the place to cause a scene, Steve chose to go quietly, and followed them to the elevator. The three of them flanked him all the way up to the penthouse suite and announced their arrival by two-way radio. Another bodyguard opened the door and patted him down before they were ushered inside.  

The entryway opened up to an expansive room with tasteful artwork, expensive furnishings, and floor-to-ceiling windows. A flat-screen television was mounted above the fireplace with a built-in wet bar on one side and a chaise lounge on the other. A glass-top desk was situated to the left of the sofa. To the right was a set of stairs, tucked behind a half-wall that separated the bedroom from the rest of the space.

A muffled rush of water; a turn of a doorknob; a heavy footfall. Bucky was heard before he was seen, and when he stepped out of the bathroom, Steve pointedly kept his eyes focused on the skyline view.  

“Anything else you need, Boss?” one of the guards asked.

The dismissal must’ve been a silent one, because a few moments later, all three hired guns left the room. Natasha stayed behind only long enough to remark that she’d left the paperwork on the desk, and then, promptly departed. As soon as the door was closed and they were alone, Bucky poured himself a drink, took a seat, and picked up the folder.  

“I want you to take a look at this,” he ordered.  

Steve sighed and crossed his arms over his chest, “What is it?”

Bucky’s clipped response of, “Take a seat and see for yourself,” set off all sorts of warning bells in his head. The glare he received when he impolitely snatched the file out of Bucky’s hands didn’t bode well, either, and Steve barely got through the first two pages of the dossier before his knocking knees forced him to sit down hard in a chair on the opposite side of the desk.

With the death of the betrayers and Fury’s departure, the entire matter should’ve been put to rest, but Bucky apparently had an axe to grind, and hadn’t let it go. Based on what Steve had reviewed, he knew the additional skeletons in the closet had been uncovered on Bucky’s order, and as he continued to read, he learned the Families had been exceptionally and dangerously thorough.

They’d found Steve’s connection to Phil and paid both him and Bruce to go down the rabbit hole. The two of them had pulled on every, single thread until the entire web unraveled. Every misdeed and act of duplicity had been unearthed, and it showed that at one time or another, each member of his own crew had either sold out, overthrown, or was somehow indirectly or even outright directly responsible for the death of their previous Bosses.

The only person Rhodey, Carol, and Scott hadn’t betrayed was Fury, but that didn’t matter, because their past transgressions were being seen as a preview of things to come. They’d been in the game awhile, but didn’t have generations upon generations of history and convention and blood keeping them loyal. And the Families – well, they believed one bad apple could spoil the whole bunch, and given what Maria had done, they weren’t going to allow anyone else the chance to stab one of their own in the back again.

It was the reason for the pre-arranged travel. It explained why Thor, Tony, Clint, Wanda, and Sam had monopolized him from the moment he’d arrived. It clarified why everyone Steve had introduced his people to had been curt or downright indifferent. Natasha had purposefully extracted him so he couldn’t save them, and under the guise of protecting the Families interests, Bucky had them wiped out.

People had been informed. Funds had been re-distributed. Contracts had been drawn up. Sam, Bruce, and Natasha would be sent to the West Indies as replacements. The only thing left to do was ensure Steve signed off on the already-completed execution orders.

He couldn’t say he was surprised by the turn of events, but the last few pages did shock him, and the formal verbiage in the declaration was clear. Should Steve wish it, he could vacate his seat without penalty, keep what he’d amassed, and receive an even better retirement package than what Fury had been given. If he didn’t fight it – if he kept his mouth shut and put ink to paper – he would be free.

“You’re going to let me go?” Steve wondered incredulously.  

Bucky retrieved a pen from his pocket and placed it on the desk, “Don’t mistake this for anything other than what it is.”

“Then, why?” Steve demanded lowly. “Why did you do it?”

“Because you’re mine,” Bucky asserted as he polished off his drink. “And I don’t let people fuck with what’s mine.”

Steve closed his eyes and shook his head. Those words would have made him drop to his knees five years ago, but now? Now, those words didn’t mean shit to him, because they didn’t come from a place where statements like that should come from. It wasn’t primal instinct, passion, or hell, even affection that made him say it.

The man sitting across from him wasn’t Bucky anymore – he was JB – Boss of bosses.

And this was just business.

He nodded his head toward the contract, “You said you were ready. So, show me. Prove that you can handle me.”

“No,” Steve bit out as he tossed the paperwork down on the desk and got to his feet. “Not this way. Not like this – not now, not ever.”

Bucky stood up, “Excuse me?”

“You heard me,” he retorted. “And on top of that – go fuck yourself.”

When the gun was unholstered, Steve didn’t even flinch; instead, he made himself an easy target, extended his arms, and tauntingly jutted his chin.

“We’re not friends and I sure as hell do not belong to you. So, come on, JB, do it – pull the trigger.”

Bucky’s three-piece suit, Steve’s faded jeans, and two pairs of unflinching, narrowed blue eyes. An opus of bitterness; a symphony of raging regret; a sonata of past sorrows; a melody of carnality atop silk sheets. The tick, tick, tick of the miniature grandfather clock on the desk and a hiss as the air conditioner kicked on. The faint scent of cigars from a previous sit down mixed with a hint of bourbon.

“I think you should reconsider the offer,” Bucky equivocated. “And how you speak to me. I’m not a man to be trifled with.”

“If you were any kind of man at all, you wouldn’t have even put that piece of shit contract in front of me,” he fumed. “It’s an insult and you know it.”

“You never could separate business from pleasure.”

Steve pressed his lips together and swallowed hard. It was a sucker punch and he refused to react to it. With nothing more to say, he headed for the door, but before he left, he paused at the threshold. If he walked out, there would be no turning back, but before he resigned himself to that cold fate, Steve looked over his shoulder at Bucky one, final time.

“You’re right, I never could separate it,” he acknowledged quietly. “But at least I would’ve put you first.”

What the slack-jawed, wide-eyed expression on Bucky’s face meant, Steve would never know, because with those parting words, he opened the door, and walked out.

Chapter 17: Deliverance 

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Psych (Part 3 - Get Better At This Part Of The Job)

Summary: It’s the plot of Spider-Man: Homecoming, but if Carol Danvers and Maria Rambeaux were there solving it like a case because Carol is a fake psychic detective (like the TV show Psych)

WC: 1,485 words 🍍Contents: Minor violence, fake psychic-ing, real alien weapons

A/N: I love Psych; it is my favorite show in the whole wide world. I’m going through and re-watching and I love it so much! This is a Psych AU where Carol Danvers is Shawn Spencer, Maria Rambeau is Burton Guster, Maria Hill is Carlton Lassiter, Phil Coulson is Juliet O’Hara, Nick Fury is Chief Karen Vick, and Talos is Woody. Also featuring Peter Parker and my own OC, Dave the sketch artist. Enjoy!

This is for Ladies of Marvel Bingo! L2: Genre-Police Procedural. I saw advice not to put links in fic posts, so I’ll reblog tagging them, my taglist, and also with a link to my masterlist and my taglist.

After a few days with no additional leads, Beau got another email from Peter. He'd hacked into his own super-suit and discovered it had more features than he previously realized, including a constant recording device that had captured the encounter he had described, when he obtained the ‘glowing thing’ and saw more of the same and similar tech that was used at the bank. He attached the footage as a secure, encrypted video link.

The video caught the entire illicit alien arms deal, or at least as much of it as Peter had witnessed. There were two figures—the seller and the buyer. The video got a decent enough view of each of them, but the Psych Private Detective Agency LLC barely had a printer/copier, let alone facial recognition software. And they couldn't bring the video to the police without revealing Peter’s secret.

But Carol had a brilliant idea to solve that conundrum.

“Quick! Quick! Get me a sketch artist!” she shouted, running into the police station with her eyes closed, knocking into things unnecessarily (she could and had navigated the precinct blindfolded without so much as a misstep). “Hurry! Before the vision fades!”

Beau came jogging in behind her, after locking the car. “Someone get this lady a damn sketch artist!”

This was what Maria Hill hated most about Carol Danvers (and Maria Rambeau, but mostly Carol Danvers). Their damn dramatics. Their lack of order. And their uncanny ability to steal any spotlight she managed to even briefly step into. This outburst just so happened to occur while Hill was revealing her ingenious insight on a different case to Chief Fury, undercutting the meticulously planned out delivery of said insight. Now the chief was distracted by Danvers’ shenanigans and was not the anticipated level of impressed at Hill’s achievements, and she was miffed about it.

“Where’s Dave?” Fury stepped out from behind his desk and leaned against the doorway of his office, all but abandoning his conference with Hill. “Danvers, you can stop hollering; I see Dave coming down the hall. What do you need him for, anyway?”

Carol just groaned loudly and squeezed the balls of her hands into her eyelids, like she was trying to hold the phony vision there and keep it from escaping.

So Beau picked up the mantle. “She’s had a really clear vision that she just knows is connected to the Delmar’s deli fire-slash-21st street bank case.”

“We really should come up with a catchier name for that,” Carol mumbled through her fingers, then groaned again.

“It’s a face,” Beau explained. “It was clear as day at first, but she says the image is slowly fading.”

“Well, Dave is here,” said Fury, indicating where he stood, clearly very nervous and confused and gripping his sketch pad to his chest. “Use my office. We’re done. Right Hill?”

Hill glared at Carol as she returned to her desk, now exceedingly grumpy.

Carol described the seller to Dave, just as he appeared in the video. Her photographic memory ensured that the image was not going to fade anytime soon, but unnecessary dramatics was the most fun part of the game.

Dave was the most talented sketch artist in the NYPD, and the image came out perfectly. So perfectly that even though it was just a sketch and not a photograph, it was able to be run through the police’s facial recognition software. It came up with no criminal background hits, but it did find some information, as the person identified turned out to have been subcontracted by the New York City government at some point in the past. Jackson Price.

In fact, that subcontracting job was his most recent employment listed anywhere. It was back in 2012, and a thorough examination of the facts revealed that he had been getting away with minor tax fraud for those intervening four years. He continued to list that disposal and waste management company, Toomes Disposal, on his taxes as his income, but the company folded that same year.

“Weird year for a waste and disposal company to fold,” Carol mused. “New York was a fucking mess that year, after the attack. Waste and debris everywhere.”

“Yeah, and the waste guys were stoked at first, until they learned that SHIELD had their own guys. A couple companies folded, ‘cause they invested in new equipment or what-have-you right after the attack, then got kicked off the job. Looks like Toomes was one of them.”

“Why does Toomes sound so familiar?” Beau muttered to herself.

“So how is this Price guy connected to the case?” Fury asked.

“I don’t know yet,” Carol answered. “The spirits have yet to inform me.”

“Then how do you know he’s connected at all?” Hill asked, rapping her fingers on her desk, getting quite sick of the way everyone was breathing down her neck looking at the computer screen over her shoulder.

“Oh, Hilly bo-billy fo-filly,” Carol chided, leaning against the back of Hill’s desk chair with a familiarity that made the lead detective prickle. “You know how in dreams, your surroundings can be completely blank and yet you just know with a searing certainty that you’re in Paris? Or your childhood bedroom? Or the 1855 World’s Fair?”

“Which was in Paris.” Beau cheerfully pitched in the completely unhelpful fun fact.

“The spirit world is the same way,” explained Carol, wiggling her fingers around her head in her characteristic manner. “I just, know, some things, you know?”

“Let us know when you know something more concrete,” Fury directed, and Hill looked smug as she shrugged Carol off her chair.

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On the drive home, it suddenly occurred to Beau where she had heard the name Toomes before.

“My firm was hired to design their house. Huge fuckin’ McMansion out in the suburbs,” she explained.

Carol frowned. “And it was the same Toomes?”

Beau shrugged. “The file said Adrian, right? That sounds right.”

“It doesn’t make any sense.” Carol shook her head. “A tiny waste management company goes bankrupt, and less than four years later he’s got a huge mansion? Did he marry rich?”

“No, that can’t be it,” Beau said slowly. “His wife said the redesign was a tenth wedding anniversary present. That was two years ago.”

“Huh,” Carol said simply.

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So their next move was to follow Adrian Toomes and see what the hell was up with that guy. It was easy enough to find his McMansion, once they found the records in Beau’s work files. The more difficult task was actually following him. He was definitely shady, driving in circles and switching lanes constantly, like he was trying to throw someone off his tail at all times. But Carol managed to stay on his trail on her motorcycle, discretely. She followed him to a creepy-looking warehouse on the outskirts of the city.

There were several cars parked out front, and Carol knew she couldn’t go in now, in broad daylight. She didn’t even pause, just committed the location to memory and zoomed on by.

Later that night, she and Beau returned in Beau’s car. She expected the place to be completely deserted, but there was still one rusty car in the parking lot. Carol recognized the license plate as that registered to Jackson Price; the background check had turned it up. However, all the lights were off in the warehouse and there was no sign of life.

“Maybe the car wouldn’t start and he caught a cab home,” Beau suggested with a shrug.

They parked their own car, a bright blue Chevy Beau got from work, and wandered inside. Beau hung slightly back on super-duper high alert, baseball bat in hand. Inside, it became extremely evident what they had stumbled across: an illegal alien tech weapons ring. Extremely funky-looking weapons and StarkTech sat intermingled with traditional weapons and partly disassembled computers and other tech. Clearly stolen cargo crates were lying around labeled “SHIELD” ; “AVENGERS, INC.” ; “STARK INDUSTRIES” and “DEPARTMENT OF DAMAGE CONTROL.”

Carol and Beau stayed in the doorway, careful not to contaminate anything that might be evidence or might turn into a crime scene, and careful not to leave any evidence of their own. The discovery of the location had to appear to come from some sort of psychic vision, not good old fashion sleuthing.

But just before they were going to turn and leave, Beau’s flashlight fell upon a particularly interesting artifact and she hesitated.

“Um, Care?” she said, a tremble in her voice.

“Yeah, Beau-bear?” Carol asked, turning back towards the warehouse and her best friend.

“I don’t think Jackson Price took a cab.”

Beau indicated the pile of ash spotlighted by the beam of her phone flashlight. Unfortunately, from a previous case they did know the approximate texture and size a pile of human ash was, and this fit that profile perfectly.

DUN DUN DUN

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Coming Out Fics Masterlist

Links Last Checked: January 31st, 2024

part two

5 Times Peter Parker Almost Came Out to the Avengers (ao3) - Babereflective T, 12k

Summary: (And the One Time He Did)

Peter Parker had a secret. No matter how badly he wanted to share it, he couldn’t, he knew he couldn’t. Deep down he knew it wasn’t a big deal, but it was. It was a huge deal, and sometimes he thought he would never tell anyone how he really felt. You see, Peter Parker was a bi disaster. He told himself that he wasn’t the type of boy to stare at cute strangers too long or smile at the thought of a school yard crush, but oh boy he was. But nobody could know that. Well, nobody except Ned and MJ.

Arms And The Man (ao3) - copperbadge steve/tony E, 14k

Summary: His best friend keeps cockblocking him, his relationship guru is a computer, and he might be gay. The future is very complicated.

A Soft Blur (ao3) - agetwellcard steve/bucky E, 28k

Summary: After recovering from his time in the army, Bucky is a successful photographer who is trying to forget his past. Two weeks after Steve's return, he accidentally spills his champagne on Bucky at a charity event. It brings them together at a time when the two of them need each other the most.

Be Proud (ao3) - neon_air steve/tony G, 8k

Summary: Due to unfortunate reasons, Tony and Steve are forced to stay quiet about their relationship when out in public.

Peter Parker decides to call bullshit.

Could A Sexy Vampire Ever Love A Hipster Werewolf? (ao3) - perfect_plan steve/bucky M, 12k

Summary: Steve Rogers tries to manage coming out, avoiding the school bully and being in love with his best friend.

Days Like This (ao3) - Flowerparrish bucky/clint M, 7k

Summary: Steve just takes his hand, squeezing gently, and says, “I’m not into boys, Buck.”

Bucky opens his mouth to say, “But I’m not a boy,” and bites back the words, because admitting that would be the worst mistake of his life.

Plus, he may have come to that understanding, slowly and then all at once, that he’s not a boy. But he’s not a girl either, so what does that make him?

“Right,” he says instead. “Sorry.”

Dudes In Distress (ao3) - Bowtiez N/R, 3k

Summary: Peter Parker is not in the closet...

Okay, he kinda is still in the closet.

How are you supposed to tell your childhood hero you're gay?

Hawkeye and AC, Go Pride (ao3) - desert_neon (sproutgirl) clint/phil T, 5k

Summary: The public may not know Hawkeye's real name, but they do know he's married. In which there are paparazzi, protesters, and an enthusiastic Skye. Also, Thor loves The Lord of the Rings, and Phil is fond of his team.

Knowing Yourself (ao3) - Potrix steve/sam T, 3k

Summary: Five times people surprise Sam with their reactions, plus the one time Sam does the same to them (and shows everyone how it’s done).

No One Wants Your Opinion (ao3) - thepinupchemist steve/tony E, 5k

Summary: Wherein Bucky loves to cuddle Steve Rogers, Steve comes out on national television for the sole purpose of spiting conservative politicians, Tony sees things he wishes he hadn't, and Pepper doesn't know why she even bothers.

Not in the History Books (ao3) - Erin_writes_things steve/bucky, steve/peggy T, 5k

Summary: History has pinned Captain America as the poster boy of 'traditional American values'

The Avengers have to come to terms with the fact that Steve Rogers is far from Captain America and the history books aren't always right.

(Follows on from the Queer Avengers series but still makes sense as a stand-alone)

Out in the Open (ao3) - TheWomanInGreen steve/bucky T, 7k

Summary: Five times Steve came out and the one time someone came out to him. Also includes the Avengers, shenanigans and kissing!

Prince Charming (ao3) - Brenda steve/bucky E, 55k

Summary: Bucky Barnes leads quite the charmed life. He has a thriving tattoo shop, a son he adores, the world’s best dogs, and a great group of friends — almost all of whom are in relationships. And maybe he'd been the one nudging them towards each other, but there's nothing wrong with a little match-making. The world could use more romance.

As for him personally, well, he doesn’t need anyone for the long haul. Not when every girl he meets is someone who he thinks would be perfect for someone else.

But then Steve Rogers comes into his shop looking for some ink, and maybe that’s the problem right there. Maybe what he's looking for in a relationship isn't a girl at all.

Six Feet Apart But Definitely Gay (ao3) - hvllanders ned/peter G, 2k

Summary: or

Five Times Peter and Ned Fail at Telling People They're Dating and One Time They Don't

sky is clear tomorrow (ao3) - sketchnurse sam/bucky T, 5k

Summary: Yeah, Sarah was getting a little frustrated with Bucky flirting with her like the old charmer he was and nothing more. There had to be something going on, and Sam was getting asked what Bucky's deal was whether he liked it or not. Then Sarah figures out that she might not be the only Wilson eyeing up that tree trunk of a man...

Something New (ao3) - NachoDiablo rhodey/steve T, 1k

Summary: Written for Rarepair Prompt #251: Steve Rogers comes out to the Avengers about his sexuality. He wants to be out and maybe start dating. One of the Avengers has his eye, but they couldn’t like him back, could they?