#picking no side is picking a side

[love-songs-for-emma]

thinking about how my dating history (& even most of my crushes) split almost exclusively into two types of ppl:

1. ppl who are nice to Literally Everyone. (even to ppl who are Hashtagg Very Uncool, i.e. abusers)

2. ppl who are mean to Literally Everyone Except For Me

& anyway these r The Reddest of Flags,, gn

[sweetlemondream]

the angel and demon on the shoulder symbolism oh im sick

[ruporas]

trigunned the hades or hadesed the trigun (id in alt)

[chloesimaginationthings]

Gregory making sure Michael is a true FNAF fan

[productofaritual]

"We need more morally grey characters in complicated morally grey situations" Y'ALL CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THEM

[fluffyblue-multifandommess]

"Yagami Light as a youtuber would probably plagiarise" WRONG Yagami Light is insanely intelligent and looks down on literally every single other human person, he would rather stab himself in the eye than using the works of someone else - someone who can't be anything but beneath him. Pre-Death Note youtuber!Light would make long-ass videos about Everything Wrong With Society with completely unhinged takes about how xyz small innocuous thing is responsible for gang violence with numbers* to back it up.

"Light would plagiarise" get the fuck out of here.

*numbers which he completely twists to his own bias - without even knowing it because he thinks way too highly of himself

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Normal Friend Behaviour.

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[thelastharbinger]

Oh so we're in hell

I literally can't do this again

Edit: Kesha just released a new album titled Gag Order! Go support her and stream the hell out of it!

Edit edit:

SHE'S FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[aunmenosheteroenespanol]

2.12 Chimney Begins - 2.09 Hen Begins - 2.16 Bobby Begins Again - 7.04 Buck, Bothered and Bewildered

Tommy's family arc

[oh-wow-im-still-here]

Luo Binghe pov fics that have him be amused or confounded by his silly shizun are the best actually. I know his rose tinted glasses of affection are basically opaque, but you cannot tell me the silly goofy wackiness that is shen yuan does not peak through and throw binghe off his rhythm at times. During his disciple days he definitely thought "he's so smart and yet so dumb at the same time. Is anyone gonna take care of him?" And didnt wait for an answer.

[5ummit]

The Winter Soldier in What If...? Season 2

[ew-selfish-art]

DPx DC AU: Danny learns that he can change his summoning ritual and decides to go chaos mode with it i.e. A viral tiktok trend.

Danny ascends the throne and it's honestly pretty alright as far as new jobs go. He states a few opinions, makes sure no one goes to war and is slowly integrating a community service sentence to Walker's prison. It's not a bad gig, and considering the troves of gold he's now owner of, it doesn't pay too shabby either.

His main problem with the job isn't even his constituents (he likes to think they would vote for him over pariah), it's all these loony death cults! They keep summoning him with Pariah's old cold sign and it's driving him insane- After a very unhelpful smirk by CW, a long study session in GW's library and some help from Ember (she knows drama like no one else) Danny finally has a new summoning ritual.

Of course he swapped out the blood and bone for like, sour gummies and random shit he had in his backpack at the time. A TI-84. And yes, the Latin chant is that one super-fast bit of Rap God preformed to a BTS dance at speed.

But rather than keep this to himself, he gets Sam (who has a thriving plant and protest community following) to record her completing this ritual and Danny being summoned. Why? Cause it was a very specific to Sam skill that they didn't know if people could replicate and it gives Danny some plausible deniability that he tried to make it difficult when CW asks.

Posting it makes it very quickly go viral as people attempt to call it fraudulent but sure enough, Danny is now traveling the world at a moments notice.

Which is great cause it's summer and he's bored in Amity anyway (He's going to change it before he starts university in September, duh), and its even better because the second a lame ass death cult brings him forward to, like, destroy the planet, a slumber party or influencer has already summoned him away. Shit, he even met a few celebrities this way! Plus, turns out that most death cultists aren't able to rap!

Reality hit him pretty hard when he got summoned to an office space that is clearly a base of operations and the summoning spell locked him in. Literally, he has no idea how to get out of this binding spell- Danny definitely hadn't realized that was an option. Taking in the Justice League members in front of him, plus one trench coated menace, Danny groaned for a moment before thinking to ask:

"Wait- Which one of you was able to do Rap God? And the dance? Please tell me someone thought to film that!!"

[sage-nebula]

Lots of talk about how much Marina gushes over Pearl, which she does, but not enough talk about how protective Pearl is over Marina (including just being very attentive to her needs in general), and how feral she goes when she thinks Marina has been threatened. A few examples (including one from Octo Expansion in Splat 2):

Pearl wears a crown and goes by the stage name MC.Princess, but I think she acts much more like a knight, and treats Marina like the princess she wants to protect, in all senses of the word. 💜

[potato-lord-but-not]

Have you been made aware of the random assortment of arthurs body parts floating around the ocean of tumblr?

yes and I absolutely had to draw something about it

[p0ssym1lker]

Joker sees a skrungly teen walking on the street and just everything in his body screams to fight

Danny sees the joker and his hatred for clowns go up by a fuck ton

They always fight, absolutely feral too, biting and scratching

Joker will be mid monologue and Danny will body slam into him and there they go

Gotham is on lookout for the kid who keeps fucking joker up

It escalates when Danny breaks into arkham to fight

[darlinimamess]

everyone’s all “double album please” “she’s gonna do a double album this time” until she actually does. then it turns into “the album is too long” “this could’ve stayed in the vault”