#pig & dan

[dead-girl-tells-stories]

DC x DP Prompt

To the delight of Gotham's citizens, and the dismay of her criminal underbelly, the GCPD has a new specialized unit that ACTUALLY apprehends criminals and brings them to justice!

It's a relatively small squad of mostly young adults, who looked fresh out of their teens. But age didn't matter once they got the work done. And they did, as they've already got criminals like Penguin, Riddler, and Bane behind bars for what looks to be 'for good'.

No one besides Commissioner Gordan knows anything about the squad as they operate as a mostly separate entity from GCPD. It was rare to see any of them, and any photos taken were unusually blurry. They are also extremely secretive; if you exclude their social media which are usually just shit posts, memes, and thirst edits of the Wayne family.

They were a total mystery. Almost as mysterious as Batman.

But those who have seen/worked with the squad before all had the same thing to say about them. They were cool. They had an unusually effective method. And their leader is a menace. With his sharp teeth and pointed smile. And bright blue eyes that spoke to your soul. It was a pleasure to see/ work with him, it really was. But they weren't planning on doing so again for a long time.

That being said, Gotham had been quiet for a while. A bit too quiet if you ask anyone, especially the Bats. Strangely, it didn't feel like the usual calm before the shit storm. The instinctual pit in their guts that usually formed just wasn't there. This was different. This wasn't the calm before the storm. This was the ocean receding. But no one seemed to realize it yet.

Not until the tsunami came crashing down on them.

The GCPD special unit accounts that had been inactive for the last three months suddenly pinged to life. Everyone who followed them clicked the notification almost immediately. With this unnerving calm surrounding them, who the hell didn't want to see what batshit crazy statement they would make after three months of radio silence.

What they didn't expect, was to see a crystal-clear picture of justice finally being served.

The picture was a selfie, taken in an abandoned warehouse. In the middle of the dirty floor was the Joker. He was tied up and his head hung low. You could see how beaten he was, his clothes torn and bloody. His face paint was also coming off, revealing pale blotchy skin. Reminding everyone that, he was still human, just like the rest of them.

Behind him, all lined up with smiles on their faces, was Team Phantom. They were a bit bloody and bruised as well but overall in much better condition. They weren't wearing the normal GCPD navy blue uniform, but black and white ones. All stylized to fit the wearers taste. They all looked so young, but their eyes looked like old tired eyes, finally getting some relief.

From in the corner was their leader. Only part of his face was in the picture. One glowing blue eye, and part of his Cheshire smile. His hand making a peace sign next to the Joker. Even with only part of his being shown, everyone could tell he was relived as well.

And while the picture itself was shocking, the caption was what really got them. The top was what you would usually expect from the team. A big bold 'GOT EM' ' at the top. But at the bottom in small, almost unnoticeable text was:

"He will face his punishment. We will get our retribution. May we finally rest in peace."

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

cheers lads, you managed to create the WORST first frame of a video in the history of the moving picture 🥳🍾

[slutoast]

been working on crocheting a tit cardigan for a few weeks and finally finished! very pleased with how it turned out :)

[amazingphil]

🐷🐷🐷

[codename-adler]

the context:

✨the brain rot✨:

[unicornbatman-21]

happy birthday @danielhowell 🐷💛

[dandp]

Met dnp today!

[reunitedinterlude]

it's them (1, 2, 3)

[energeticwarrior]

[evermorepeyton]

SHUT THE FUCK UP 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[fairylightspml]

everything reminds me of them

[amazing-phlonde]

dan & phil photocard wallpapers i made 🤍

creds to the people who actually have them and took the HD pics (i found them all on twitter)

there will definitely be more to come but i am very tired and setting up post formats breaks my brain a bit <3

pls don’t repost :)

SECOND SET ~ THIRD SET ~ FOURTH SET

[freckliedan]

did phil lester really say "pigs and pups party in soho" how is this video one of the most bizzarely horny things they've posted. thats the most insane thing this man has ever said

[manchesterau]

oh to be a fly on the wall in the phouse when dan and phil realized what we were trying to do

[codename-adler]

8.

a little bit of Trojans comeback, Katelyn’s intro to the socmed au, Seth being his bewitching self as usual, and Joselito strikes again. prepare to be sick of me.

[cmorris-art]

Something about these two… yes.

Inspired by this tweet