#platonic helluva boss

[thatstonedwriter]

⋆｡˚ 「 Study Session 」 ⋆｡˚

◉ Sinopsis; what would studying with them be like? (College au)

◉ Feat; Millie, Blitzø, Fizzarolli

◉ A/n- high and working on my Anthropology study guide rn. a lil post to try and get me out of this writer's block. Not proofread, sorry for any mistakes

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Millie doesn't like studying on her own, so when the time comes for a test or project, you can bet she'll be asking to join you. Millie's interest in class material waxes and wanes, so strategies to help her retain the material are important. Maybe she does 5 pushups when she gets a question wrong, y'all take a ten minute break if you get a certain amount of work done. She's also one to actually do her own work. Her loyalty and work ethic (when she's motivated) make her really fun for group/pair projects. When sessions go particularly late, Millie always suggests a coffee run, which just means going to the vending machines. Whether or not you get anything done, you can't complain when it comes to hanging out with Millie.

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Fizzarolli is the distraction. I don't think y’all would get anything done, especially if it's for a class you don't like. If he has to study, he's definitely a flash cards and nemonics type of guy. Silly phrases to remember complicated concepts, making acronyms, using/making flash cards, and saying everything out loud are Fizzarolli's preferred study methods. And you better believe his flashcards are doodled all over. Adds flowers in the corners and little emotes by words and phrases to make them more memorable. I do think he'd prefer having company for when he's doing homework or studying, since I see him as an auditory and collaborative learner. With Fizz, you're guaranteed to have a great time.

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Blitzø? Yeah, this motherfucker doesn't study. Only agrees to study sessions so he can hang out. If you want him to learn something, it has to be made as interesting as possible. Points if it's something you're passionate about. The only time he'll retain information is if it's something important to someone he's cares about. Blitzø is probably a kinesthetic learner, so having diagrams toys, or models could be helpful. If Blitzø isn't participating in studying at all, he's eating, scrolling on his phone, or purposefully trying to distract you. One time, he did all three at once. It was a mess. Usually, what's supposed to be a study session will turn into hanging out and playing video games, but hey, you needed a break from writing stuff anyways.

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[ranma0]

Notes from a concerned medical professional who reads too much hurt/comfort:

(These are all things I've seen in Hazbin/Helluva fanfics)

(Tw: for injury, illness, gore, drug use, overdose, a lot of other things)

You cannot drug someone to sleep by overdosing them on melatonin. It will not work

Don't submerge an open wound or stitches in a bathtub/pool/etc it will introduce bacteria to the wound (taking a shower is usually fine, just skip the romantic bath)

On that note, stitches do not immediately stop a wound from bleeding and should not be used to solve every problem (never give yourself stitches unless you have absolutely no other choice they can trap infection inside the body when done incorrectly)

And, if the wound is extremely deep, a person may need several layers of stitches to piece together the skin, muscle, and viscera

You absolutely cannot get high on tylenol or ibuprofen even if you mix it with alcohol.

If you do mix tylenol or ibuprofen with alcohol it can cause internal bleeding/kidney damage/liver failure, so please don't do that

If someone is shivering from a high fever, don't cover them in blankets it will raise their body temperature even more (please try correctly dosed tylenol or ibuprofen for this)

Don't submerge someone with a high fever in ice water, they might go into shock (they also might panic and hurt themselves) in a pinch lukewarm water will do

Don't put ice on burns, run them under lukewarm or cool water instead

If someone overdoses on an opoid (heroin, morphine, various pain medications), there is a medicine called nalaxone (Narcan) that can reverse the effects of opioids (edit: thank you to @queerlybehooved)

If someone is bleeding profusely, don't just hold their head and whisper sweet nothings, put pressure on the wound!!!

If a bullet remains in a person’s body after being shot it most likely should not be dug out unless it's blocking something vital, the bullet is not the problem the damage it made in it's path is

This isn't a criticism of authors who have written things like this. A lot of it isn't common knowledge, and DIY healthcare is absolutely steeped in myth and misinformation. I just worry about disinformation being perpetuated (and I really enjoy accurate hurt/comfort)

If I got anything wrong, please let me know, and I'll edit the post. I'm far from perfect and appreciate good advice

Let me know if you guys want a fic rec list of my favorite Hazbin Hotel whump fics

[glitchedcosmos]

Fuck kissing , I need to see two bitches HUG. I need to see them EMBRACE. I want them to hug so tightly and so sweetly , because they never want to separate again, they both fear that when the hug is over, they will never be able to embrace each other again. I want them to throw every emotion they’ve ever felt for each other into that soul cradling hug. I NEED to see them tho blue from the grip, and never, ever let go.

[the-amazing-blarl]

does anyone even know how healing platonic love is?? it's literally life saving you guys. why aren't people making a bigger deal about platonic love??? we need to shout about it in the streets I think

[ask-stella-goetia]

Happy moments with Stella and Stolas in an AU where they’re best friends

@principiaastrologik

Credit to @/NOT_THE_BEEEES, not mine!

[caseofkings]

"i love you, momma"

my take on a beautiful scene from @its-just-me-7's incredible fic, disguised intentions

[warblogs17282]

Just gonna say it now, you all know damn well if Stolas and Blitz somehow end up being 'just friends' when they reunite that it isn't gonna last for more than 2 days at most, like they'd be 'just friends' and then the show would jump to 48 hours later and then we'd just be greeted to another scene like the start of s1 e5.

All I'm saying is that those two could not be 'just friends' even if they tried.

[ironyscleverer]

I love Blitz and Fizz’s friendship arc in OOPS so so much because it basically proves that Blitz isn’t the broken, unforgivable creature he thinks he is. If Blitz can be forgiven by the one person he arguably hurt most in the world, then who’s to say he doesn’t deserve love and happiness in the rest of his life??? It puts a crack in his entire worldview and I’m so here for it.

[hyperfixed-owl]

This scene right here got me good.

I loved that they focused on Blitz having a platonic relationship with someone (Millie) and realising he doesn’t have to resort to sex to get someone to like him!

In a wider context, I love how Blitz held Millie’s hand for comfort and leant on her shoulder, again, in just a platonic way.

It’s so hard in society to show care towards someone (especially of the opposite sex) without it coming across as you leading them on.

I actually had a male friend who decided they no longer wanted to be my friend because their parents thought it was weird that we were of the opposite sex?! Like why would a girl want to hang out with a guy and just…that be it?

All that to say; yes Blitz has shown interest in M&Ms relationship in the past, but he’s growing and I love that Millie said he was his best friend and she didn’t hate him no matter what.

[harveywritings92]

[Stolas visits IMP to find R/n passed out on the couch and the others were looking at them concerned.]

Stolas: What's wrong?

Moxxie: Blitzo was messing around with R/n's spell book to see if he could open portals to Earth like your Grimoire can, but apparently human magic is very different from hell magic, He cast a spell that put R/n to sleep, according to their book only a true love's kiss can wake them.

Stolas: Oh, is that all?

{Stolas cheerfully hums as he walks over to the couch he leans down and gives them quick kiss. R/n wakes up and immediately punches Biltzo in the face.]

Millie: What...But how?

Stolas: True love doesn't always mean romantic love, the love of a true friend can work just as well.

Moxxie: But how did you know that?

Stolas: Because R/n let me study their book and showed me all the loopholes they incorporated into their spells; just in case something went wrong. Such as a foolish little imp getting his hands on it.

Blitzo: Hey!

[colourstreakgryffin]

Can you do fizzaroli and asmodeus comforting their teenage adopted child after she/he/they had a rough day today?

Ooooh! My second Helluva Boss request, that’s so exciting! I can’t wait to work on some Helluva Boss! Let’s give some love to best Achillean couple!

Fizzarolli and Asmodeus- Ruby in the Rough

Fizzarolli is an energetic and somewhat crude man, that energy is also applied to his parenting style. He is caring and affectionate but also energetic and can accidentally be oblivious about his child’s problems with his jokester attitude. Though, he will make up for his mistake and unconditionally spoil his child rotten

Asmodeus, on the other hand, is the most doting and considerate parent of this pair. He’s more calm and a bit playful, though. He loves chatting and bonding with his child as often as he can, cuddling his child and can recognise every problem they may have instantaneously. He is one of the best comforters and huggers in Hell

Fizzarolli and Asmodeus, together as parents, as a married couple, as a father and father tag team, for their adoptive young teenage Hellhound daughter. You. A cute fluffy red fox-patterned and red fox-coloured Hellhound; Fizzarolli absolutely adores you and Asmodeus wants to squeeze your little cheeks

Asmodeus is the first one to notice his and his husband’s daughter’s distress. The way your fluffy tail is drooped and dragging on the floor, your voice is softer, your attention is averted. Fizzarolli, unintentionally, doesn’t notice your problems until his husband points it out

Then. As the usual wholesome doting couple they are, Fizzarolli and Asmodeus let you go to your bedroom and speak to one another in how they’ll approach comforting you. Of course, Fizzarolli offers buying you a gift whilst Asmodeus proclaims they should just raise up your self-esteem

And since they can’t decide inbetween each… they pick both

Fizzarolli barrages into your bedroom and basically throws a new phone case present into your lap whilst jumping up onto your bed to hug you as Asmodeus calmly sits down and hugs you right away after his husband, brushing through your hair gently with his mighty claws

After a bit, both fathers respond to hearing their precious fluffy Hellhound cry at her parents’ loving hugs. Crying in relief that both are immediately coming in to help you. You already feel so much better with both Fizzarolli and Asmodeus silently waiting for you to speak and hugging you

Of course… your problem is that people were mistreating you for being a Hellhound, a species of demons considered as meaningless animals, not as people. Asmodeus and Fizzarolli are already psychically speaking to one another on hiring assassins to kill the demons daring to harass their beloved little gemstone

“T-they… he was just so rude” You mumble out gently, long dog-like snout pressed into Asmodeus’ mighty big feathery chest whilst he holds both you and his husband, Fizzarolli to him whilst Fizzarolli keeps his thin but metallic robotic arms coiled around his hellhound baby girl like rope tied around your waist. His long imp tail wagging, Asmodeus couldn’t help but chuckle under his breath at seeing his imp lover so excited to hold their child, even when she is so upset

Asmodeus then whispers out, his dark blue beak slightly brushing over your soft hair, inbetween your tall fluffy red fox-like ears. Fizzarolli is mainly there for physical support, having the right as your upbeat and cheering up father whilst Asmodeus is the King of Lust and the king of Emotional Support, speaking for the both of the parents

“Darling. Whatever those fools said. They are wrong, you’re not ugly, you’re not a useless gross canine, you’re not a pet. You’re a beautiful, unique young lady that deserves all the love and admiration in the Lust Ring”

Just hearing Asmodeus’ smooth, silky and comforting voice alongside Fizzarolli’s warm big hugs is a one-two punch of extreme love to your heart and make all the dread, heartbreak and image problems wash away… well, mainly all of it. Though, both can sense when you’re not fully happy and both are still hugging you. The Sin holds both his husband and his daughter to his chest whilst the Imp snuggles his daughter in his husband’s hold

“I-I… I’m not a flea-ridden gross mangy mutt?” You ask gently, almost like a little child. Not even like a fourteen year old. It’s precious, both dads’ hearts are melting and Fizzarolli openly expressing how cute he finds their daughter with a soft ‘awww~!’ under his breath, even with his deep raspy voice. Asmodeus then nods and speaks gently again

It doesn’t take a big pep talk for this dads to cheer up their child from any problems she has

“Never, babygirl. You’re gorgeous, you’re talented, you’re filled with loveable joy and you have much ambition. You’ll slap down those fools when you become successful”

As soon as Asmodeus finished, Fizzarolli chimed in. Unable to stop himself from stating what’s on his mind and what he’d considered comfort. Asmodeus doesn’t really mind and your fluffy long tail flicks in curiosity at your Papa for what he wishes to add in to his husband’s truthful statements. As classic Fizzarolli fashion; it’s energetic, playful and a bit silly but passionate

Both promise they will make sure you’re successful, wealthy and beloved when you’re a fully grown adult

“You’re warm as well! People should be pouncing on you for snuggles and affection, rosydoll”

[thatstonedwriter]

⋆｡˚ 「 Froggy and

Looney 」 ⋆｡˚

◉ Sinopsis; friendship/family headcanons for Fizz and Loona

◉ A/n- I know the GIF is RoboFizz but I love the animation lol

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I'm not even sure Fizzarolli knows Blitzø has a daughter now. Now that the two have reconciled, I can see Fizz wanting to befriend Loona, and make up for what he considers lost time. Though, I'm not sure if the efforts would be reciprocated.. at first.

Initially, Loona isn't a fan of Fizz, especially if she's aware of what happened between him and Blitzø. She's not super excited about the whole "Big Name Jester" schtick either. Loona already doesn't trust most people- especially those who are considered popular.

I think Fizzarolli would be intimidated by Loona's,, like. Everything? But let's remember, Fizz was able to keep up with Blitzø's retorts. So his quick wit and sass (while taken negatively at first) are traits Loona comes to love

Fizzarolli would try (and fail) to get Loona into "the Art of Clowning". Honestly, this could go 1 of two ways. 1) she finds it endearing and the quality time helps her connect with Fizz or 2) she believes he's pandering to her and the whole situation makes Loona Fizz him more.

For purposes of fluff and my mental health, we're gonna go with the 1st option; Loona isn't any more into Clowning, however, she appreciates Fizzarolli's efforts.

While the two don't have much in common, they can keep up with each other's sarcasm/attitude. It makes for good free entertainment (especially when they're talking shit about someone they hate)

Fizz and Loona can also appreciate a "Family Night" with Blitzø (and sometimes Moxxie and Millie will join)- these nights usually include drinking, games, watching movies/tv shows (and screaming at the screen), and all passing out in the living room

Pretty wholesome shit if you ask me. Fizz and Loona may not have much in common, but their sense of humor and mutual love for Blitzø (and for pranking him) is all these two need to enjoy each other's company

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[itslowtuz]

NIGHT OUT WITH MIMZY AND ALASTOR!!

[januscorner]

She’s back!!!!!

[mischieviem]

[misquoted-chronicles]

Blitzo: *busting the door in to Y/n's apartment* HELP! I TOLD STOLAS I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Y/n: *pouring milk directly into the cereal bag* And you thought I could help?