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*Night had settled in. Two figures sat on opposite sides of the fire — one slouched back, legs stretched, and ankles crossed, propped on an elbow; the other hunched forward, threading a needle through a torn strap of stiff leather, focused and silent. *
Astarion: You know, I could have anyone in this camp.
Tav: Then why are you always next to me?
Astarion (quietly): …Because you’re the only one who looks at me like I’m not a monster.
*Tav paused, the half-finished repair hanging limp in their hands. Tav looked up slowly, the firelight softening the hard lines of their face. The needle stayed threaded, midair, forgotten. *
Tav: That’s because you’re not.
*Astarion tilted his head slightly. His mouth twitched—just barely. But that faint tug at the corner of his lips gave him away.*
Astarion: Don’t ruin my image, darling.
#bg3#incorrect quotes#baldur's gate 3#bg3 incorrect quotes#astarion ancunin#astarion x tav#astarion x reader#bg3 astarion#drabble
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little drabble for our favorite wizard... Mini Campfire Scene: “The Fire’s Not the Only Thing Burning”
*The fire crackles softly. Shadows dance across Gale’s features as he glances up from his book, only to find Tav watching him with a look that borders on dangerous and tender. *
Tav: You keep looking at that book like it holds all the secrets of the universe.
Gale: It might. But right now, the mystery of your attention is far more compelling.
*Tav smirks, stepping closer. *
Tav: Careful, Wizard. You keep talking like that and I might start thinking you're trying to seduce me.
Gale: And if I am?
Tav: Then you’re doing an excellent job. Ten out of ten, would fall into your arms mid-battle.
*Gale chuckles, setting the book aside with a casual flick of his wrist.*
Gale: I've wielded power most fear to comprehend, Tav. Yet the idea of holding your hand might be the most thrilling magic of all.
Tav: That’s very sweet. And absolutely unfair. I wasn’t prepared for romantic devastation tonight.
*There’s a beat. Gale stands, eyes never leaving Tav’s.*
Gale: Then allow me to ruin you gently.
*The fire flares as he steps into Tav’s space. Somewhere, the Weave hums in approval. *
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#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale bg3#gale of waterdeep#gale x tav#gale dekarios#gale x reader#bg3 drabble#galemance#drabble
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Y/n: hovering on broomstick Alright, who's ready to break some school records?
Ominis: I'm in, as long as we're not breaking any bones.
Poppy: Or any rules.
Sebastian: Grinning Rules are just guidelines for the less creative.
Everett: Yeah, but if we break Hogwarts, do we have to pay for it? I'm still saving up for a chocolate frog.
#incorrect quotes#hogwarts legacy#video games#ominis gaunt#poppy sweeting#sebastian sallow#everett clopton#x y/n#incorrect quote
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Price: That’s a lovely dress.
Y/n: *blushing* Thank-
Price: *unzips pants* It would look exquisite pooled around your ankles.
#incorrect quotes#call of duty#cod#cod incorrect quotes#cod john price#call of duty price#john price x reader#john price x y/n#x yn
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*Y/n standing in front of Steve during a mission briefing and Y/n starts to back up. Pressing the booty onto Steve’s front.*
Y/n: *grins* Oh, I’m sorry, Steve. Did I make you uncomfortable?
Steve: *reduced to a blushing mess as he desperately try’s to fight off his body’s response to Y/n’ pressing up against him.*
Steve: *leaning in closer, whispering, breath brushing past Y/n‘s cheek*
Steve: Uncomfortable… isn’t the word I’d use.
#incorrect quotes#mcu incorrect quotes#marvel#avengers#mcu avengers#captain america#Steve rogers#x yn
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Y/n: Jackie and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us. V: *sighing* What did Jackie do? Y/n: Jackie chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Jackie: Who wants a steering wheel?
#incorrect quotes#cyberpunk 2077#cyberpunk v#jackie welles#cp2077#cp77#cyberpunk incorrect quotes#cyberpunk jackie
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Does anyone else use the smartframes in V’s many apartments? lol 🤭
#ijustfoundoutthiswasathingyoucoulddo#cyberpunk 2077#video games#random#johnny silverhand#random post#random thoughts#cyberpunk photomode#probably super late to this
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Y/n, walking through the gardens: I feel like doing something stupid.
Daemon: *tripping over rose bush* I’m stupid, do me!
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Gaz: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Soap: I sleep with a knife.
Y/n: Both of you are pathetic.
Gaz: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Y/n, smirking: Ghost.
*meanwhile*
Ghost: *sitting in a meeting with Price and Laswell*
Ghost: *sneezes*
Ghost: Someone’s talkin’ bout me.
#incorrect quotes#cod incorrect quotes#cod#call of duty#call of duty incorrect quotes#ghost cod#simon ghost riley#john price#cod soap#cod gaz
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*Tav comforting Astarion after missing out on loot*
Tav, nervously laughs: Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way.
*Karlach and Wyll in the background having a dance off*
*Shadowheart and Lae'zel are fighting, pulling each other's hair and punching each other*
*Gale trying to lockpick the travelers trunk to get to the magical items*
Astarion, eye twitching: No, I want my fucking treasure!
#incorrect quotes#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 incorrect quotes#astarion ancunin#simon ghost riley#bg3 karlach#wyll ravengard#gale dekarios#bg3 lae’zel#bg3 shadowheart
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Tim: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
Bruce: That’s ridiculous. Give me one example.
Dick: Spiders.
Jason: Wasps.
Cass: Terriers.
Y/n: …Damian.
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Blitzo, phone pressed to his ear: Where are you?
Y/n: Turn around.
Y/n: No, the other way.
Y/n: Wrong way again.
Blitzo: Where in Satan’s ass crack are you?!
Y/n: I’m at the office, but the thought of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.
Blitzo: You fu-
Y/n, laughing: Bye! *ends call*
#incorrect quotes#helluva boss#helluva blitzo#blitzø#helluvaverse#blitzo x reader#helluva boss incorrect quotes#helluva blitz
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Ghost: Love, why are you standing on the sofa?
Y/N: I wanted to see what would happen if I taped a knife to a Roomba.
Ghost: Okay… and?
Y/n: Well, I went to put the tape away and when I turned back around it was gone. I haven't seen it since.
(Five minutes later)
Price, walking into the room: Why are you both standing on the sofa?
Y/n: RUN AWAY JOHN, RUN AWAY! IT'S OUT FOR BLOOD!
#incorrect quotes#call of duty ghost#captain price#cod#call of duty#simon ghost riley#john price#ghost cod#price cod
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John: Kayce, where have you been? The fences aren’t going to fix themselves.
Kayce: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.
Y/n, walking by: Hi, I’m ‘things’. *zips pants and fixes hair*
#incorrect quotes#yellowstone ranch#yellowstone tv#yellowstone incorrect quote#yellowstone#john dutton#kayce dutton#Yellowstone Dutton ranch
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Y/n: This meeting could have been a fistfight.
Ghost: I think you mean email.
Y/n: Nope.
Y/n: *punches Graves in the face as soon as he walks by*
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Dwayne: How are you feeling today?
Y/n: *massaging temples* I've got this headache that comes and goes.
Marko: *entering the room* Has anyone seen my jacket?
Y/n: There it is. *to Marko* You left it on the couch, sweetie.
#the lost boys#incorrect quotes#lost boys#the lost boys 1987#the lost boys marko#the lost boys dwayne#x y/n
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Beth: You're really campaigning for asshole of the year award, aren't you?
Y/n: As defending champion, are you nervous?
Beth: *raises one hand, curling her fingers into a fist before extending only the middle finger*
Y/n: *raise both hands, simultaneously flipping Beth off*
#yellowstone tv#yellowstone ranch#yellowstone incorrect quote#dutton ranch#incorrect quotes#yellowstone beth dutton#beth dutton#x you#x Y/n#x reader
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