When your mass murderer employer doesn't want to come down from his safe corner on top of a wardrobe
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Sometimes Clark gets asked by new members of the justice league how best to deal with Batman.
His advice is always the same: “Please do not the bat.”
Surprisingly it works
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found a safety sign generator website and I, as a Mother Series addict, knew what I had to do...
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Attention to the weird shirtless guy with the boar’s head mask kicking me in the ribs right now:
Please
Do NOT
The train!
Thank you!
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You ever just want to be your cat for a day
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my cat as a slugcat. with references of course. she's so baby
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The funniest part of those fics where someone transforms into an animal is the omg animal cute must baby talk. Like imagine going “Awwkakaslsks look at the sweet little baby wueuwuwue you’re so good aren’t you?? Aren’t you??? Much good buddy yes yes yes” at a full grown person
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