#please i love this little guys so much my cat woke me up to watch him loose that life i’m so sososo upset please god don’t let anything

[blackwoodcore]

if anything more happens to him i think i might actually die

[cutecatlov3r]

my character ai bots:

haikyuu:

atsumu miya:

your annoying ass roommate- atsumu answered the door, in his boxers. his hair was all messy, sweat ran down his face lightly. “who are ya?”

he’s drunk- “‘m… Atsumu Miya. yer really pretty ya know? im a er- marine biologist” he slurred. “man shut up, you play volleyball!” one of his friends interrupted. “tch! shuddup, will ya?! tryna act cool!”

kotaro bokuto:

emo mode- “im so stupid…everyone should just stop passing the ball to me!!” he announced, sulking.

he’s spiderman- all was well until he took a glance out the window, seeing a villain. “crap! I-i mean uh I gotta go run to the bathroom!”

your his fan- after the game, you walked down and greeted him, asking to sign your shirt, sheepishly.

koshi sugawara:

he’s your son’s teacher- you walked into the classroom, hugging your boy, the teacher smiled at you. “ah, are you his sister?” he asked, kindly.

he’s jealous- “what were you and hinata talking about?” he asked, his voice sounding innocent. but his hand tightened on your thigh just a bit.

your his coworker- “let me help you” he went behind you, his body pressing against your back, one arm grabbing the item, other grazing your hip.

shoyo hinata:

he hit you w a ball- “are you okay? I’m sorry hehhhh, I didn’t see where I was landing my spike” he extended his hand out to you, sheepishly.

he can fix you- “you’ve been running from love your whole life. give me one chance and I promise that I can make the pain better” he had your hands in his, looking with pleading eyes.

he got sick- …it was a sad moment for the karasuno team. shoyo got sick in the middle of a game and their team had lost the chance to win nationals. he may only be a first year and he will have more chances to win but he wanted to with this year really bad.

kenma kozume:

streaming wars- you and him are friends, having a little rivalry when it comes to being liked in the gaming community. only for views, not really hating each other.

rivals- as soon as Kenma met you he despised you. he couldn't stand you, all he wanted was to sit in peace. usually he doesn't mind being around loud people but you... he never wanted to be around you.

he hates brats- right now you two were getting ready to record, you whined the whole time as he was fixing the camera. he rolled his eyes. he put his hand over your mouth, other gripping your hair tightly. “can you just shut the hell up?”

cat hybrid- walking along the streets at night it was pouring rain. you sighed, walking in the rain, forgetting your umbrella at work. while walking you hear something. “meow”

tetsuro kuroo:

helping you study- he hits your head with the rolled newspaper article again. this has been going on ever since you went over to his home an hour ago. “wrong answer”

hajime iwaizumi:

scolding you- “i told your dumbass he was bad news, you never wanna listen to me” he reminded, shrugging his shoulders, looking as you packed you ex boyfriend’s things.

yuu nishinoya:

he’s drunk- “noooo because likeeeee why the hell was I sooo delusional? i never had a chance with kiiiyoko *hic* she was always gonna be tanaka’s girl” he slurred, laughing.

keiji akaashi:

he loves feeding you- he grabs your chin, prying your mouth open with his thumb, feeling your soft lips. “eat”

the pretty setter- you were watching the volleyball game of your school, fukurodani. while watching, you saw the most handsome guy you’ve ever seen.

kei tsukishima:

he hates you(?)- you and Tsukishima weren’t even friends. he didn’t like you… he thought your attractiveness was annoying. when he kissed you a few months ago it was off to you. then when you woke up in his bed almost every weekend. if he hated you so much why did he sleep with you?

toru oikawa:

kageyama tobio:

osamu miya:

guys I will be adding more soon, please leave some suggestions tho ! <3

[bonny-kookoo]

Jungkook

𝓘 𝓛𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓨𝓸𝓾 (say it back) [𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄𝐑]

He's the introvert tall guy dressed in black who always picks you up from work, makes sure you drink enough water, and that you stay out of trouble. In a way, some might think it must be tiring to have a partner that's just so different than yourself- but he wouldn't have it any other way.

Tags/Warnings: Girly!Reader, Introvert!Jungkook, non-idol AU, opposites attract AU?, established relationship, Angst, Major Fluff, some drama, Slice of Life (like Good Girl AU for example), mc is kook's biggest simp, kook is kind of overwhelmed by her love sometimes, but it's fine they both cute

Length: No chapter limit set. Story will simply update randomly and focus on asks/requests.

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You run into the bedroom where Jungkook is currently playing his video game, barely covered by a towel, hair up in a bun that's pretty much held together only by hopes and wishes.

"Jungkook!" You call out excitedly, and he pauses his game in a well used-to manner, making space so you can hop onto his lap, his controller falling onto the floor as he looses grip on it- more so concerned with holding you on his legs as you wiggle around. "Shower with me." You demand, and he sighs, looking over to his TV screen, inner battle hard to decide. "Jungkookie, please!" You whine, and he plays with his lip piercing.

"You know what happened last time." He worries. "You almost hit your head when you slipped-" He reminds you, but you just roll your eyes.

"There's nothing in it anyways-" You start jokingly, but he instead flicks his fingers against your forehead scoldingly, reminding you that he's not too fond of your own demeaning jokes against yourself, even if you don't out any honesty in those words. "-Kookie please, you've been at it for hours and I wanna have some quality time with my hot sexy anime boyfriend!" You huff, and he frowns a bit at that, confused.

"I'm your what now?" He wonders, and you laugh, running your fingers through his by now pretty long hair. He himself doesn't really know what you see in him- but he knows you love both him, and his appearance a lot, no matter if he just woke up, if he's sick, or if he's looking his best.

'You're like, my biggest boy-crush, ever!', he remembers you confessing to him one night in his apartment as you had shared pizza- just after he'd opened the glass bottle of strawberry ramune for you with one hand. 'like, please crush me with those hands, mister!' you had dramatically whined, and back then, he had taken it as nothing but playful joking.

Oh how dense he'd been.

"No really! You kind of look like Miyamura Izumi from Horimiya-" You tell him, pink sparkling acrylics combing over his scalp in a way that would make him purr, if he was a cat. "-a bit more buff and with more tattoos, but still. We gotta watch that show by the way, it's so cute!" You giggle, and he swallows down his own shyness creeping up. Even after half a year of dating you, he's not yet used to your boldness when it comes to complimenting him. He's not really used to it. Maybe never will.

But then again, he also thought of you as nothing but a hollow barbie doll come to life, in the beginning. Come to discover, you're not at all empty inside- but filled to the brim with color, by now having started to paint his life and even himself in more hues than he's ever really thought existed.

"Please.!" You try again, attempting your best puppydog eyes- though he's a little distracted by your cleavage dangerously exposed, towel hardly holding on. "Oh! I bought a new brand of body-scrub, by the way! Strawberry sugar, the one you said you liked when I first came over?" You remember, and he nods, sharing the excitement a lot more subtly than you, who's buzzing just at the thought of your new purchase.

"I remember that. It smelled really nice- but I thought it was discontinued?" He wonders, pulling out the hairtie from your bun to make a proper one for you.

"Oh it is! It's a different brand this time, but it smells pretty much the same.. and the container is like, bio-something, like, it's not plastic-"

"Biodegradable?" He asks with a smile, and you snap your fingers at him.

"So smart, those glasses really aren't just to look good." You praise, and he chuckles. "Anyway I'll scrub your pretty skin down top to bottom if you shower with me and maybe give me a handjob?" You ask, and he sighs a bit bashful. Sex is a big part of your relationship- you're very open with it, show your love in a more physical way than he does. He's never really been a cuddler, or someone to hold hands with- even kissing in public had been nothing but a myth to him prior to dating you.

These days? He can't seem to escape you- and he doesn't want to, either.

Sex has turned from something.. well, somewhat enjoyable to him, to something exciting and even romantic, even during the most messy encounters. It's like he's gotten a unique craving just for the taste of your way of love him- a craving only you can really satisfy.

"I'll even suck you off-" You start again, and at that he averts his eyes, shaking his head with a laugh and red ears, showing clearly that he's caving in, making you laugh as you get up- towel dropping, leaving you completely naked as you run into the bathroom, only turning around for a second to peek around the doorway into the bathroom, bare chest clearly visible as you see him pick up the towel. "oops." You tease, and at that, he suddenly dashes towards you-

easily catching your naked body in his arms as he closes the bathroom door behind him.

[melancholysway]

Okay okay I know your ask is closed but this idea has been eating away at my for a week now

Alright so imagine the reader is a feline mutant, could be a house cat or a big cat mutant whatever you imagine, and they’re cuddling with their turtle and they start kneading, making bread, their paws into said turtle while they sleep. How would the boys react to that? Cause it just seems so cute, especially if the reader gets embarrassed by it.

preferably 2007 or Rise, cause I’ve also seen you mention your desire for 07 requests

I’ve read a bunch of your posts and I’m sure you can do my request wonderfully, now you make sure you take care of yourself and if this is too much for you right now I can wait ❤️💖

I JUST SAW THIS & I THINK THIS WAS THE BREAK I NEEDED BC HUH

Yes YES YES

If your request hasn’t been fulfilled yet, IM SORRY BRO IM TRYING FR FR😭I think I jumped at this bc it’s just a short shot & I literally have to mentally prepare myself to write a long shot

Also me using the same 4 gifs of the guys bc there’s barely any TMNT 2007 gifs 😫😫

TMNT 2007 Headcanons: Baking Biscuits (Cat Mutant!Reader)



Leonardo

This turtle loves every second of it

Tries to catch you all the time kneading, he’s infatuated with how normal cat habits fall onto you

How turtles have things like chitters(?) & mating season, he likes to see you have cat qualities

You knead the ends of his mask a lot

Cats sleep a lot, so I think you’d fall in between sleeping for a full 8 hours all the time no matter what

And once you wake up, Leo’s gone(in the event you stay the night or share a bed,) but he always leaves an extra blue mask for you to knead while he’s training or meditating

Like how turtles enjoy their shell to be scratched, you’ll definitely both have a set time where you just love on each other like that, where you just cuddle and scratch while he rubs your back

That’s so cute omfg wait I might’ve just did sum

Raphael

Won’t ever tell you, but he feels it while sleeping

So much so that he’ll have a dream of you kneading on or around him

We all know he’s a cat lover

Guys that love cats >>>

But anyway, he’s already fond over you and protective

Also I hc that he feeds the stray cats around the city & the best part is watching them make biscuits in an alley

So to see you do it is the cutest

Raph is a known heavy sleeper, so he doesn’t awaken that easily

HOWEVER (comma)

He would not mind it at all if he woke up to you trying to knead on his shell before he rolled over

Also if he does wake up, he’ll lay on his stomach for easy access to his shell for you

Also doesn’t tell you if he’s awake, he’ll wait a few just to hear you purr while baking those biscuits

Donatello

Donnie doesn’t sleep

However (comma) he wouldn’t mind it if you kneaded next to him while he was working on something

My cat usually kneads right next to me and buries their head on some part of my body, so if you do so, Donnie seriously doesn’t mind

In fact, he loves it! Just feeling you next to him is all he needs

Actually, since Donnie doesn’t sleep, I feel like he would take a cat nap (no pun intended) via bread kneading

He thinks of it as a nice massage. Although kneading is usually on a blanket or something, Donnie’s shoulders are free real estate for kneading

Michelangelo

He notices right away

He’s not a heavy sleeper idc RAPH is 😭NOT Mikey

He immediately does the lil head pat

Also likes to joke around about it

“Guys please stop ordering biscuits Y/n’s been baking for hours please they haven’t seen their family in weeks”

That line. All. The. Time.

Is definitely the most physical out of the four brothers

Meaning he’ll absentmindedly pet you or rub your back knowing you enjoy it as if you’re a non-mutant cat

If you get a little embarrassed (especially if done around his brothers or April/Casey,) Mikey would just switch and do it in private

But tbh he just wants to show off his cute s/o to everyone

Gifts you a (very fluffy) orange blanket of his exclusively for kneading and baking those nice loaves of bread

Since being a mutant feline, your nails will naturally be sharper than average, so he always (attempts to at least) stitch the blanket back up for you?

//

Taglist:

@bee-1n-space @ducky-died-inside

Masterlist

[daddyy333]

Drunk | Jamie Campbell Bower x y/n

if you’d like you can reblog my original work, but please don’t post it without credit. if you take inspiration from my ideas please tag me, I’d like to see how someone else would write it

Word count: 0.5k

warnings: Jamie is drunk, he plays with readers boobiez, ?

summary: taking care of drunk jamie

“Babyyyyy” Jamie slurred as he walked the steps up to your apartment. You could hear him from the bedroom, chuckling to yourself. You got up and opened the front door, watching him stumble up the stairs, holding onto the rail because he could barely see straight.

“Bubba, are you drunk?” You asked, closing the door and walking towards him. He smiled and said “drunk on your love” “aren’t you just a little flirt? See you’ve been hanging out with that guy Jack Daniels lately” you said and he giggled.

You kissed his cheek and said “I’ll help you sweetheart, come on” You wrapped one of his arms around your shoulders and held the other, slowly guiding him up the rest of the way up. “I missed you soooo much. Your cute little laugh, and you're just…god your eyes. And your nose, when it crinkles when you smile. You just…you’re so amazing. I love you”

“I love you too, James. You’re so damn sweet” you said and laughed a little. You got him inside and he said hi to the cats, rolling around on the floor with them while you heated up some pizza and prepared a bath for him. “Sweetheart! Come on, it’s time to get in the bath and try to sober up a little” you said and he groaned.

You giggled and dragged him to the bathroom, he looked so small but god was he heavy. Eventually he let you take his clothes off and put him in the bath, but only if you got in with him. You rolled your eyes and stripped down to your birthday suit as well, getting in and feeding him pizza and some other things to help him sober up.

“Can I touch your boobs?” He asked and you giggled. He blushed and said “pleaseee” “sure, babe” you said and sighed. He played with your boobs most of the time like the dirty little drunk he is but it kept him busy so you could wash him up and get the smell of alcohol off of him.

“These are…so so nice. Like stress balls. Sexy stress balls” he said and you shook your head, laughing. He leaned forwards, kissing all over your chest before slumping onto you, obviously sleepy. “Why don’t we get out and go to bed?” You asked and he groaned.

You coaxed him out and you both dried off, Jamie put on a pair of boxers and you put on a tank top and some underwear. “Ok, come here, bubba” you said and he flopped onto the bed, both of you giggling a little. He turned over and looked at you, whilst you played with his wet hair.

“You’re so beautiful,” he said, cupping your cheek and caressing it softly. You smiled and said “you’re beautiful” “no you” he whined and you shook your head, leaning down and kissing him.

He eventually nuzzled into you and fell asleep in your arms, holding you so tight you thought he might cut off your circulation. The next morning he woke up with a hell of a hangover but a few hours of cuddles and water and meds later he was much better, all thanks to you.

As of now l'm writing for

Eddie Munson

Joseph Quinn

Jamie Bower

Steve Harrington

Robin Buckley

Eddissy

Maya Hawke

So just comment the taglist you want to be added to and l'll add you :)

[hils79]

Hils Watches Moonlight Chicken - Ep 1

This is the second time this year that I've watched a Thai drama immediately after a cdrama that I lost my mind over. It's always hard starting something new after something you've invested so much time and emotional energy into.

I do enjoy EarthMix, though, and a couple of friends said they enjoyed this so hopefully it'll be fun even if it doesn't grab me by the throat like Mysterious Lotus Casebook did.

I don't actually know what this is about, just that I have enjoyed the two leads in other dramas. I could go and read a synopsis but figuring it out as I go along is more fun :D

Oh, hey, that's the kid from My School President which is the last Thai drama I watched. I shouldn't be surprised. GMM uses the same pool of actors in all their BL dramas. I'm sure more familiar faces will show up later

Yep, literally 30 seconds later another familiar face walks in.

Aww there's Mix. Look at him he's so cute.

Yeah, I'd be staring like that if I woke up and saw someone who looks like Earth standing in front of me too.

I don't know anything about either of these characters but I love them already

Wow, lady. Calm down. She sees Jim with a cute boy and has already decided they're going to have kids together.

Please do not fuck the cute guy who is so drunk he just puked in your garden

Are you, though?

Vague dubcon aside I'm enjoying that this is a drama about actual adults instead of the usual ones about students. And protection is important.

CAT!

If this drama is going to be full of cat treat product placements like this I will be delighted. A definite improvement on the usual GMM products of printers, moisturiser and seaweed snacks

Well now I feel a million years old

Haha! I don't know how old the characters are supposed to be but the actors are only 4 years apart and both of them are under 30

I love them

THAT'S MY BELOVED TIW FROM MY SCHOOL PRESIDENT. I love that there's two people from that drama in this

Oh, well, driving without a licence is okay then!

Okay, seriously, is everyone from My School President in this? That's three of them now!

I'm sure I've seen him in something too

Oh, I am liking the classism and abuse of power subplot. Reminds me a little of Not Me, which is still my favourite Thai drama

Well I've never heard it called that before

Okay, that was really good! I'm going to watch another one after dinner

[cloudcountry]

Part 3 of rant ig?

But yeah, idia is fucking doomed by the narrative in every way and for whatever reason it make my brain light the fuck up.

I would definitely consider myself the emotional support dog to a degree? I like helping people with mental health and I feel obligated to help those I can. I've had a bad run with my own brain and my shit can be considered MILD compared to a lot of stuff. And so I look at characters like idia, I relate, and I immediately go "HOLY SHIT I NEED TO TAKE HIM OUT OF STRESSFUL SITUATIONS IMMEDIATELY " I'm the oldest of my siblings I'm a care taker I look at those people who need validation or brain feelings help and I go "I GOTCHU BRO" because if my brain made me feel as bad as I felt.. WHO KNOWS WHAT ITS DOING TO THIS POOR GUY :((( LIKE

Liking idia is like finding the wettest most pathetic half dead cat that's scared of ppl and has behavioral issues, and helping it becuase that kitty has the potential to be the bestest and most happiest cat ever

Tldr: he's so fucked up he triggers my protective and nurturer instincts

Plus!!! He likes anime and I was literally raised on that! Since I was like 8, every Saturday the whole family would watch an episode of Dragon Ball and an episode of Bleach. Otaku??? Ranting buddy??? Someone the theorize and binge with?? YES. Dude have you ever shit talked your least favorite character and everyone hyped you up becuase they ALSO hate that character???? THAT SHIT CATHARTIC!! AnD THAT HALLOWEEN GETUP???? HONEY DO YOU WANT TO COSPLAY WITH ME PLEASE I JUST WANT TO WEAR MECH ARMOR---

Idia is Hella nuerodivergent coded and it makes me salivate because like!!! He knows TM. Existing around other people with fucked up brains is so weirdly cool becuase alot of the time you can just tune in to the other on a subconscious level like Bluetooth connection. PARALLEL PLAY WOULD BE FUCKING AMAZING WITH IDIA BC HE WOULD JUST PLAY GAMES AND YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!!! Also the infodumping. INFODUMPING BELOVED. I personally, would love to hear him go off about tech shit that I would not understand becuase just the feel of the passion is intoxicating!! (This feeling extends to Jade leech btw) FREE DOCUMENTARY!!!

Another thing I also appreciate is the Sass that they stole from Hades, Idia is a sassy little bitch and it is WONDERFUL. He is a petty little shit. A horrible stinky gremlin man. I love the slang, the puns, the utter bullshit. He intrigues me and I wish to study him!!!!! He would send me a blurry picture of bread with the caption "me living that crumb life " at 2:47 am and I would lose my shit BECUASE YES. CRUMB LIFE!!! YOU ARE LIVING IT!!!! He's also genuinely smart and I like smart characters. Idia is a little shit, but he's also smart. I 100% believe in the "you can think your way out of anything if you just get creative enough" way of looking at things. IMPROVISE ADAPT OVERCOME!!! I appreciate the technological skills and alternative thinking patterns! (camp Vargas where he motivated himself to pick up sticks by comparing it to something he liked? Boom. Creative thinking beats out executive dysfunction!!!)

It's a type of friendship and weird bullshit I couldn't see myself doing with a lot of other twst characters ? There potential for a deep emotional understanding and connection that is just really alluring for my mind ig

Just 2 fucked up ppl trying to exist, but at least it's easier together sort of thing? Also idia would probably let me kill someone.

okay WOW you and edie sent me so much about this man and i like just woke up so now im reading this with a hazy sleep brain LMAO AKSJDHHSFGJDHSGDFH

but you know its very interesting to see how things that bother me SO MUCH are things that make other people laugh. they make other people like him. THE THINGS I DONT LIKE ARE ENDEARING TO YOU PEOPLE!!!!! its all about perspective!

idia is really fucking smart like i may not like him but i can acknowledge his good parts. he cares about his brother hes smart and uhhhh ummmm uhhhhhhhhhh ANYWAY. im just teasaing SDJJSDDJ but thats why i love when i get these long winded messages about characters i dont like because if i can change my mind about rook and vil i can change my mind about idia

all it takes is people who loves him!!

[ajokeformur-ray]

I HAD A DREAM ABOUT JOKER AND I WANNA TELL HIM ABOUT IT BUT HE'S NOT HERE 🥺💔😭

@daincrediblegg @jokerownsmysoul @jslittlebirdie @rosesloveletters

Tw; stalking (NOT by Joker), modern technology, not being in my own body (literal body swapping), Joker saved me🥺

I dreamed I was at the cinema watching something (not sure what, the screen was blurry pixels) and when I came out, this man told me that my parents had had an alert from my phone that I was in trouble and needed to be picked up and subsequently they had phoned in his taxi to pick me up. I immediately saw red flags and phoned my parents and they said no, nothing from my phone had come through. So myself and the friend I watched a film with told this man to leave us alone, we don't need him, thanks but no thanks.

AND THEN I WAS YANKED OUT OF MY BODY AND 'WOKE UP' IN SOMEONE ELSE'S. I brushed their teeth and hair for them and was just like, "please please take care of my body and don't do anything bad to my hair", but this guy somehow knew I was no longer in my actual body and was stalking the body I had been put into and my friend and I were still trying to avoid him. (How did my friend know I was me in a different body??? I have no idea.) We're talking pushing furniture in front of locked doors scenario now, it was a little unnerving how relentless this man was. It was almost crossing into bad dream territory.

AND FUCKING THEN

Joker.

Beautiful, beautiful Joker.

We somehow ended up back at the cinema and I strolled in and Joker, looking like he does when the police car is ran into towards the end of the film ("in the white room..."), Strolled in holding a cat in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other.

"One of you CLOWNS better put Erika back where you found her. There are three things in this room she fucking loves but I don't hear any of her happy noises. Which means she isn't here. And she should be. So. You got thirty seconds to put her back or I'm gonna make it rain bullets.'

Silence. Stillness. I want my body back. I want to stroke that cat, drink that coffee, do unmentionables to Joker. But I'm not in my own body. So I can't.

"Hey! I SAID. Put. Erika. Back. NOW."

Someone snapped their fingers just as Joker began to hum That's Life, and I yet again 'woke up' back in my own actual body. And my god the smileeeeee on Joker's face. Somehow my body was still in the room, 'empty', so I guess Joker had found my body and realised it was basically just a shoebox without me in it. And he came looking for me, found me, and had three of my small joys waiting for me.🥺😭 Joker saved me. Again. He keeps doing that.🥺

We didn't get a reunion scene. I just saw him smile at me from across the room as I started to move towards him.

Between us, I would have gone for Joker first. The coffee can be reheated and the cat can be stroked whenever. But Joker? I don't get much time with him these days.💔💔💔

I need to fix that.

[liopleurodean]

Season 8, Episode 8: Hunteri Heroici

I have friends there

Interesting

A heartbeat

Something's up

That's so weird

Poor girl

Man, I miss Dean's ring

Right

Wow

Houseboat. Nice

Cas.

Wait, so Angel Radio is real radio?

Interesting choice

Yeah

I'd go

Also, was that supposed to be a White Christmas reference?

That sounds like a great idea!

I love his smile at that 😂

THIRD WHEEL no Cas

Oh, Cas...

Yeah, it does

You've gotta take the road trips, too

Sorry, Cas

Thanks, Cas

Whoo, boy

Right

Cas is really helpful

It's great!

Dean!

Huh.

Detective work!

Really witchy

Don't be mean

Probably, but it's Sam, so

Cowboys? Really

Irregardless I can understand, but I've never gotten the moist thing

Sam Winchester!

Oh. He meant the dog

Yeah, well

Almost?

For a while

Sure

It really doesn't, but okay

Ouch

Cas, no

AS COLUMBO

CAS NO

Yeah

So they were friends?

Cas!

Interesting

That's just whack

Dean.

Nice cutoff, but what?

Don't do it, dude

What.

That's just sick!

Ooh, that sucks

Oh! It's a cartoon! With the heart thumping, and the whole look-down-gravity thing!

That's what I was thinking!

No, Cas...

Yup!

Oh. cas

Right...

Whatever floats your boat, Cas

YEAH IM FREEEEEEEEEEE FREE FALLIIIIIING

He doesn't sleep

That sounds awesome

Dean. Honey. please sleep more

Listen, if angel radio is on a frequency, then it makes sense that Cas can hear fm

CAS AS STITCH IN THE ONE RECORD SCENE

Loony Tunes!

Anvils.

It flips.

Portals?

Of course!

Ew

X marks the spot

Ten Commandments of Road Runner, Cas, come on!

Great question

A lot of weird scene cuts today

I'm looking at that laptop with all the ports in the side, and I'm envious because my new one is "streamlined" and "modern" and "only has room for one USB slot and doesn't support micro-SD"

That's true

Actually, bad idea

Ouch

Oh, Cas...

And the guilt

Oh, Cas..!

It's likely

Triangles

I'm sure they did

Nice

Animaniacs!

More leads

Duck season!

Cas needs more education

I kinda grew up around nursing homes, so I'm cool with it

Like. Bing Crosby? White Christmas Bing Crosby (that's the second time)

Fun!

Dean, when it comes to flirting, it's you I worry about

Nice

Wow!

Oof

We can tell

THE CAT

Tom and Jerry

A little

Sam can relate

Sounds like a Winchester meal

Yeah, well. Sam wasn't a fan either

It didn't take a tour for that.

Sam. It's exactly what you're doing

Completely valid

Fred Jones? Like Scooby-Doo???

Nice

Wait, that explains a lot. Dean's first beer was given to him by the Mystery Machine dude

Worth a shot

INTERROGATING THE CAT

ASDFGHJKL

Well, he watches cartoons

Oop

It's possible

Whoa!

That was fun

No!

Dang it, Cas

That's true

THE BLOOPER

Uh oh

He's changing the channels

Oh no

That's horrible

Exploding firecracker

Suspicious

Probably

Interesting

Oh, that looks uncomfortable

Wow

They believe it

Scumbag

Poor guy

If something happens to Baby-

He's not wrong

Okay

Sort of. It's Dean's, but Sam keeps it

And he doesn't even mention Dean. I guess he's traumatized

Fair enough

Whack!

Yeah

Probably not

Cas probably can

What did he do?

Are they in his brain?

Nice

Fun

That's just weird

Yup

Mm, not really

That's a lot of dots

Not much, Bugs

Pretty much

Losing it

Pfft.

My great grandmother was in a nursing home because we simply didn't have the resources and ability to take care of her. Most people are in professional care for that reason. What a jerk

You get paid! You're fine!

THE BANG GIF

It's stabilizing?

Dean knows about that

HUNTERUS HEROICUS

And grotesques villainus 😭😭😭

Actually, it's really funny that he's called Dr. Mahoney, because there used to be a nursing home near me called the Mahoney House

Ouch

This is great

Nice

I love the error message background

Oh, Sam

Looks like he woke up

Go Fred!

Yikes

Gotta love quippy one-liners

Well see

Oh, Fred

Maybe Cas can turn off the psychic powers?

Okay

Define okay

Good song

Hey!

Have business to take care of?

So... she's got the St. Peter role?

Okay

Baby stories

That sucks

Yeah, he's great

Uh oh

He's alive, isn't he?

Nice

Peaceful

[baroquebucky]

touch

soulmate au where when you touch your soulmate you see glimpses of your future with them; the winter soldier touches you and realizes there’s so much more out there

series masterlist // next

part one

word count: 1.7k

masterlist

a/n: hi bffs !! hope u all enjoy this !! i am a sucker for soulmate au’s <3 let me know what u guys think and if u guys want a part 2 !!!

Bucky awoke to the sound of the guards unlocking the door, the metal creaking as Alexander Pierce walked in, waving the guards off to leave the two alone.

“you have another mission today” the man spoke smoothly, bucky getting up from his small bed and staring at the man infront of him, “you need to finish this before it gets out of hand” pierce spoke, eyeing the soldier as he stared blankly ahead.

“Do you understand?” He questioned, bucky looked at him, nodding his head silently as the guards took him out, taking him to get ready for his mission.

He had stopped resisting, he had nothing left, he couldn’t remember much and he had no idea who he even was. Bucky followed the motions, suiting up and grabbing his weapons alongside the other HYDRA agents.

You frowned at steve and natasha, grumbling to yourself as Sam let you into the house.

“im y/n, sorry about these two” you smiled at the man, extending your hand out and turning to your two friends.

“thank you for coming y/n, we really need you” Steve spoke, natasha nodding in agreement as she dried her hair slowly.

“yeah, yeah everyone always needs me” you joked, sitting next to them and rubbing your eyes, “woke me up from my nap so this better be good” you spoke, crossing your arms over your chest and leaning back.

Steve and natasha explained the situation, telling you what they knew about the winter soldier, you soaked in the information, attempting to google him but coming up with almost nothing.

“hm, so you want me to do what, exactly” you questioned, looking at the trio staring back at you.

“fight with us, help us, we have to stop HYDRA” Steve spoke, looking at natasha before continuing, “i don’t know who to trust and” he sighed, “we know we can trust you, are you in?”

You smiled, getting up and pulling the three in for a hug, sams eyes going wide.

“of course I’m in, i care about you guys too much to let you die alone” you chuckled, pulling away, looking at Sam before speaking up, “no ones dying by the way, right?”

The four of you were on the rooftop, getting information out of Sitwell, laughing when natasha kicked him off.

“What about that girl from accounting, Laura?” Natasha spoke, looking at Steve as he thought about the woman’s name.

“Lillian! Lip piercing right?” Natasha nodded and Steve shook his head.

“yeah I’m not ready for that” you laughed at the two lightly.

“you should get with the time have a little fun!” You teased, Natasha smiling as you sided with her, nodding her head excitedly.

As Sam brought Sitwell back you began the interrogation, threatening to throw the man off for good is he didn’t start talking. Your eyes were steely and they let you handle him, getting all the information you needed.

“i didn’t know you could be so-” sam stopped, trying to find the right words.

“evil?” Natasha offered.

“terrifying?” Steve chuckled and Sam nodded.

“Insight launched in 16 hours” you spoke up, checking your phone, Natasha nodded speaking up after you, “we’re cutting it kinda close here.”

Steve looked ahead with furrowed brows nodding his head, “well use him to bypass the DNA scans and bypass the helicarriers directly.”

Sitwell scoffed next to you, blabbering on about you something, you rolled your eyes, going to say something when someone reached through the window and threw him out, your eyes going wide.

“what the fuck!” You screeched, looking up and seeing who you assumed was the winter soldier.

Your eyes were wide as you stared out the windshield, a tug in your chest as you saw him sliding across the concrete, steadying himself with his metal arm.

Natasha pulled her gun out, aiming at the man. A car rear ended you, pushing you forward and knocking your wind out. The soldier jumped atop the car, holding on tight as the truck behind you pushed you all foward.

Sam pressed on the breaks, trying to steer away from the other cars. A metal hand reached through the windshield and tore the steering wheel out from his grasp.

“shit!” Sam yelled, eyes wide as the car drove into another, Natasha reaching her gun and shooting in hopes of hitting the masked man.

Steve grabbed onto the three in the front, looking back at you with wide eyes.

“go!” You yelled, scrambling to open the door before the car crashed into the wall.

“hang on!” Steve called, jumping out, with you bracing yourself for the impact seconds after, you flew out the door, hitting the ground with a thud.

You ran to join natasha and Sam, ducking behind cars to avoid the bullets, finally pulling out your pocket knife and hitting one of the men in the chest, running again as they shot at you three even more.

You and natasha jumped down, holding onto her as she shot something under the bridge to swing from.

The two of you landed safely, you pointed to the shadow of the solider, running alongside her to shoot at the man.

You both aimed and fired, hitting his giggled and causing him to turn back. You let out a sigh, hoping they would give you a minute to recover. You both ran for cover as he leaned back over, machine gun in hand and shooting wildly.

“fucks sake” you let out, breathless as you aimed to shoot back at him, running for cover once again, hiding behind the parked cars. Your eyes focusing on the bus steve had fallen into, relief flooding your body when you saw him jumping out and hiding behind the shield safely, eyes moving to the highway and seeing Sam shooting from above.

“I’m gonna leave this recording here, ill sneak up behind him and then you try and get him, we can double team him” Natasha spoke, you nodded, letting her record the memo before setting it down and running.

Your heart raced as you saw the soldier approach the vehicle, waiting for the right moment to strike. As Natasha ran to tackle him from behind you noticed the amount of people still around you, the explosion next to you sending people flying.

“shit” you mumbled, running to help them as Natasha held her own.

“get out of the way! Run! Get out of here” you yelled, pointing at those in frenzy to run in the opposite direction, you glanced over your shoulder, Natasha being thrown into a car.

As you turned to help her you noticed a little girl crying, alone. You debated for a second before running up to her, taking her in your arms and handing her off to some random adult who was fleeing.

Natasha had messed the man arm up, joining her in her sprint as you all yelled for people to move and to take cover. You heard the whirl of a bullet and natasha groan, doubling over next to a car.

“take of her!” Steve yelled, holding off the soldier. You let eyes were wide, putting pressure on Natasha wound and looking around.

“you’re gonna be fine” you told her, looking into the car and breaking the window with your elbow, opening the compartment in the passengers seat and smiling when you found a first aid kit.

“come on” you mumbled, moving her gently and cleaning the wound, doing your best with what little you had. You tried to bandage her, the sound of the bullets hitting Steve’s shield making your hands shake.

“go help them, I’ll be fine” Natasha groaned out, you hesitated before nodding, running to where Steve was.

You hid behind a car, watching as he shoved a knife into a van, barely missing Steve’s head.

You jumped from behind the car as Steve reached to grab his shield, hitting the metal armed man, you used your body weight to twist him back.

Visions flashed in your eyes, quick flashes of a man with a charming smile and beautiful blue eyes. The sound of laughter echoing in your ears as the mask fell besides you. You saw the two of you cuddled up on a couch, you saw two two of you watching a sunset while on a picnic, giggles falling from your mouth.

Bucky saw it too, his mind flashing with pictures of a life he didn’t recognize, seeing you, his mission in them. He saw you cuddled at his side, he saw you on a stage together singing with lyrics on a screen, he saw the two of you rescuing a white cat from the rain. Bucky saw you holding out a present for him, a bright smile on you face, he saw you throwing flour at him in a kitchen, cookies baking in an over.

He stayed on the ground, memories who he used to be flooding his mind, hope of who he could become clouding his judgement.

Tears brimmed in his eyes as he looked up at you, standing in front of Steve with an equally shocked look on your face.

“it’s you” you breathed out, your heart tugging in your chest as your eyes met his blue ones, they were cloudy and they were broken but god, you already loved them.

“it’s you” he whispered. A year rolling down his face before HYDRA agents surrounded you all.

“Bucky?” Steve spoke, finally getting a good look at the man.

The super soldier stayed quiet, panic in his eyes and he looked at you, setting his weapon down. You made a move to run to him, but Sam flew in, knocking him feet away from you, Natasha soon launching a grenade.

“no!” You screamed, running to where he was. He was gone.

“No! Please i just found him no!” You cried, sinking to you knees, Sam ran over to you, holding you tightly as you sobbed, agents surrounding the four of you and telling you all to get down on your knees.

You sobbed into sams chest, only leaving his embrace when the agents ripped you from him.

Buckys eyes were wide as he sat in the chair, his heart racing as he recalled your face, your hair. He recalled the flashes he saw, his future with you.

He had something to hold onto, he had something to fight for, someone to survive for. He thought about the man who was next to you, he was familiar, he was in his old memories.

Buckys mind raced, knowing they would wipe his memories, he soaked in every last detail, praying he could hold onto to what he had after they wiped him.

He could hold onto you, his hope.

[coco-goat-milk]

That was amazing :0 I'm requesting out of curiosity? Perhaps, Scaramouche, Xiao And Diluc with a Nezuko kamado!S/o?

Nezuko! reader x Scaramouche, Xiao and Diluc

Pronounce: She/him/they, no pronounce mentioned so i won't either!

Warning: Slight spoilers for Nezuko, Xiao and Diluc, violence (a little bit noting concerning)

A/n: Moshi moshi~ sweetie, thank you so much for the compliment! it means a lot to me <3 And yes a very interesting request, the touch-starved tsunderes. Kinda sad not many people ask for the genshin females >:(

Please check my rules!! You can find the rules/request page in my masterlist that is pinned on my blog >:)

Scaramouche

First time meeting:

Meeting him well was quite..eventful...the fandango man isn't very nice as we all know but what made him not yell at you? Maybe your calming presence? We don't know.

As you were just calmly sleeping near the training area for the harbingers, he stomped over to you.

He woke you up and got ready to yell at you, but you just calmly patted his head with a smile.

Scaramouche.exe. has stopped working

He exploded in red and then yelled at you to stop doing that, but you just kept coming back to him to do that.

He liked it.

When you two get together:

Ah yes, our aggressive fandango man has acquired an s/o.

Everyone questioned why such a sweet and cute person like you got together with you. Because he is hot asf.

You usually initiate affection, and he aggressively accepts it with a red face.

Since he has a busy job he doesn't really have time to go on dates but when he has breaks or time to spend with you he brings little gifts.

He does think you are lazy and usually reprimands you for that, you just growl at him and go back to sleep.

He is very bad at comforting you when you tell him about the people you lost, but at least he will try and be more gentle with you.

His anger slightly dims when you enter the room;

Scaramouche glared at the fatui agent in front of him, anger swirling in his eyes, the fatui agent trembled under the small man's gaze. Opening his mouth to yell at the poor guy, the door to the room opened and a person entered. The anger in Scaramouche’s eyes decreased and a smile appeared, the fatui agent fainted on the spot out of fear.

When he finds out that you are protective over him he will be very smug about it.

The little brat will tease you about it.

But he will be even more smug (and a little scared) when he sees you fighting someone for him.

will boast about you and how you are defending him.

Will bark at people who even look at you wrong /srs

He does have a soft spot for you, but he acts all tsundere.

A cute relationship and he secretly is a big simp for you (but don't tell him I said that) and he tries his best to be less aggressive to you, you don't mind though you give him affection and then go to sleep lmao.

Xiao

First time meeting:

He was sitting on top of Wangshu inn when he heard someone approaching him. He wanted to teleport away but the person's scent was what he found quite different from other Mortals.

When you came into view he was kind of shook like who are you, and what are you doing here??

You just calmly walked towards him, and he really just tensed up like a cat.

When you were in front of him, he knew you were very cute but ma’am, sir, person what are you doing?

He was even more surprised when you cupped his cheeks (the ones on ur face perv!) and just gently smiled at him.

That moment he felt as if all the voices were just in the back of his mind and the pain in his body subdued, he declared you an angel on the spot.

Ngl he was about to cry on the spot

You often came back and he just basked in your comfort each time.

When you two get together:

It would be quite difficult since he is after all the conquer of demons.

Yes he has conquered your demon heart...okay i'll stop

He is quite surprised when he finds out about what you are, but..you seem quite laid back so he lets it be.

You both have lost many things and loved ones, although you take more care of him, comforting when needed and such.

He feels angry that you put him above you, like stop what are you doing?? He doesn't want you to see him as weak and wants you to take care of him.

But it doesn't matter because you want him to be happy and feel good.

PDA isn't something Xiao is very fond of but he does like it when you two are alone and you just hold his hand with the sweetest smile, he is stunned each time with your kindness.

You two don't go on dates often but you two just sit together or hug, you also love to make flower crowns and give them to him.

He doesn't like it but for you..yes only for you he will put it on.

You also like to take naps next with him, he doesn't actually sleep he just watches you with the fondest look in his eyes.

He also gives you adepti amulets.

You are very protective over him, when in battle you will protect him, (even though he doesn't need it)

Like he will be shocked, his heart just stopped, his organs failed him, his eyes popped out of his socket, jaw flew to the floor, brain dead on the spot, bones turned to mush-. All in all he is shocked when you basically socked the demon out of existence, and you looked very...um...scary.

You growled and when you turn to him, he thinks for a hot second if you are going to obliterate him from existence as well, but then your eyes meet and he can see how your whole expression changed from an angry one into a happy one.

Y/n: 😡 👹 🤼‍♂️ 🔪 --sees Xiao---> 🤗 🥺 🧎‍♂️ 💍 💓

Xiao: 🧍 The demon: 💀

He is very shocked at your display of strength, but nevertheless pleased that you know how to protect yourself.

The relationship is quite cute and heartwarming since our poor touch-starved bby Xiao needs love and affection<3

Diluc

First time meeting:

It was at night when he was doing his Batman dark knight hero business when he saw a person being ambushed by some hillichurls.

Heading over there to vanquish the hillichurls, the person turned around angrily and with brute strength alone slayed the hillichurl.

To say he was shocked was an understatement, he stands there looking at them shocked when they turn to him.

He cocks his head to the side with the person mimicking him, asking if they were alright.

The person walked towards them and he noticeably tensed up, you however walked towards him and when you stopped in front of him he looked at you in confusion and suspicion.

Taking his hand in yours you gently caressed it, he found this weird comfort in you while you were a complete stranger.

When you two get together:

A lot of heartwarming and comforting moments.

You both have lost a lot of people you loved. While he isn't the best at comforting but his presence is very comforting to you.

While you give him a lot of comfort with your affection, he is a touch starved individual so be careful with him.

He is quite an uptight person while you are the opposite, sometimes it irritates him that you are so lazy/laid back but it also gives him some sort of relaxation.

When he goes to work at the winery you usually take a nap at one of the tables in the back or you just wander over towards the bar and lay there underneath.

He once almost accidentally stepped on you.

He loves it when he comes home and can cuddle up with you and just relax.

Loves taking you on walks when he is free.

You will growl at Kaeya each time he teases Diluc, Diluc has a very smug smirk plastered on his face.

He likes to bring little gifts from time to time.

One time he brought you a bouquet of flowers and you didn't know what to do so just ate them.

He really went 😀

He doesn't really like PDA but does like it behind closed doors.

He already knows of your strength but it still impresses him each time.

You let him rant to you about the knights.

You growl at Donna each time she ‘moans’ about Master Diluc.

He doesn't like it when you dont take care of yourself, he will take care of you <3

Overall a cute and heartwarming relationship with lots of cute moments.

[zackcrazyvalentine]

I hope i'm not late for the screenshots thingy!

Here's who i got!

(i got lucky cause Epel and Idia are my faves LMAO)

And for the theme, maybe them reacting to MC cooking them meals from their world? Or maybe them visiting MC's world with them? You choose!

(romantic btw!)

LET'S GET THIS BREAD!!! I'm sorry it took some time to get out

I'll do a half and half~

Let's go!

~ Other Worldly ~

With: Epel Felmier, Idia Shroud, Vil Schoenheit, Jack Howl, and MC

Them reacting to MC cooking food from their world, and visiting MC's world

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First off, let me start by saying that a good 3/4 of these characters are super picky(? with their food, Vil and Idia being the most critical (according to what Master Chef events tell us)

Hope you have some super cooking skills and/or premium ingredients at hand! ^^''

Some headcanons didn't come out too romantic orz

🍎 Epel Felmier 🧹

Foreign dishes

Epel noticed the peculiar cooking going on in Ramshackle after visiting one time

While he may be critical of ingredients and overall resulting taste, Felmier is curious to try new things (specially if it's in big portions, unlike Pomefiore's dinners)

He approaches MC shily, asking if he could have a taste of what they were eating at the time

"Sure, no problem! In fact, let me cook some for you fresh!"

Before he could even protest to get them to stop, the Prefect already got to work

He tries to help, but MC shoots him down and tells him to patiently wait

Epel's appetite and curiosity are increasing with every second

Once the food's ready to be savored, he digs right in! And will provide some feedback about what he liked about it, what it reminds him of, and if needed be points out what he thinks it lacked

Eager to try out more of the food MC was accustomed to eating back in their world!

Visiting a far away land

EPEL IS PUMPED!!! FIELD TRIP TO A LAND HE'S NEVER SEEN OR HEAD ABOUT, UNLESS IT'S FROM MC'S MOUTH!!

He's eager to visit all the places his love adores! Make some memories and have a blast discovering the place such a wonderful person comes from

He wants to know how their two worlds differ, how a world without magic unfolds before his eyes

Let's be honest: this boy right here is excited to wreck havoc in supermarket and fast food places' parking lots. Y'all probably woke up at 3am once and decided to go scream and mess around at your nearest McDonald's parking lot

Please show him vine compilations, I'm positive Epel will love to get to know the humor of this world (although he once used a vine reference when talking with a cashier once, thinking it was common knowledge for everyone in MC's world)

Out of the four guys here, Epel is the one most open to improvised plans

Eager to try out any strange fruits and vegetables, interesting snacks and bizarre cookie flavors that catch his eye

"How can your world have such specific flavors? Rosemary garlic jalapeño bread chips? How???"

💀 Idia Shroud 💙

Foreign dishes

MC probably brought some of their homemade food over to Idia's dorm after getting concerned that this boy's diet heavily relies in junk food and sweets, and when he does eat it's a very small portion

So in MC comes and asks Idia if he would like to try some food they prepared, one of their favorite dishes

At first, Idia is very reluctant, saying how he doesn't feel hungry

But the Prefect has a trick under their sleeve: a crestfallen expression with an adorable pout

Seeing them having a meal on their own while occasionally sighing sadly has the flaming haired boy debating what he should do

Then a memory of Ortho's voice resounds in his skull: "Meals are typically shared between people to develop or strengthen a bond. If you want to win [Name]'s heart, you should take them out for dinner."

That and he can't deny the contents of that container in their hands look appetizing

Shroud finally accepts and brings you over to Ignihyde's kitchen to grab a couple of plates

He's hesitant, but takes a nice first bite of food. Chews it carefully as he analyses the taste, texture, consistency

"I've never tasted something like this before. What is it?"

"One of my favorite dishes, [food name]!"

Silence followed, "Huh? I-I'm afraid I have... never heard of it..." He said

"Yeah, Ace and Sebek said the same when I introduced them to it. Makes me believe this is something only seen back in my world."

A nice chat develops and, before they know it, the food's gone and Idia himself ate a nice amount of it

It's in the walk back to his dorm, when they're enveloped in a nice comfortable silence, pinkies entwined, that MC confesses they purposefully did all that out of concern for how much he eats

It ensues some light pushing-and-pulling around and tickling, him saying how that was a tactic well taught out, but also saying how he eats just fine and they shouldn't worry about that. You know, light banter between a loving couple

That dish ends up in Idia's list of favorites. He has asked Mc to bring it with them a couple of times when they hang out together and play games

Visiting a far away land

Frankly, he's curious and very nervous about this trip

MC of course is aware of Idia's dislike of crowds and being out in public, so they prepared a nice and calm trip for him

Visiting the less frequented parts of town, quiet cafés (cat cafés!! because those normally have controlled influx of costumers for the kitties' safety), couple of history museums, supermarkets late at night for snack runs, lots of staying at home to play a plethora of videogames and watch many anime series and movies

He's amazed at the variety of games MC's world has, and is also surprised by how some titles are similar to those he likes to play. Same goes for some anime series

While he appreciates how the Prefect tries to show him what their world and society there is like, he much more prefers their stay at home time

He gets to cuddle with them in their room! Their actual legit room with many memories of their life!

He may not look like it, but Idia likes to snoop around and ask what this or that photo, a toy or poster is about and what memories they hold

Honestly, Shroud came over to his lover's world to know about their life, not so much to learn about the world as a whole

Baby pictures, photo albums, the occasional video of their childhood, diaries and old Valentine's cards, he looks through and reads them all!

He will treasure every bit of information he learns about his partner and their life in this world. Probably takes one of their baby pictures with him back to Twisted Wonderland

👑 Vil Schoenheit 🍎

Foreign dishes

Vil is the hardest to convince to try your food out of this group, no doubt

He does know MC cooks, and knows that some of their dishes are uncommon, but the model has yet to asked them for a taste

It takes one brave "Do you want some?" for the model to finally have a taste of the food

He's very hesitant, you can see it clear in his expression, but it all fades away after the first bite

He will openly state if he likes it or not and why

"Perhaps you have other dishes that suit my fancy better? Come on, I want you to show me more."

He genuinely does want to taste more of those unique dishes

Visiting a far away land

Eager to take a little vacation to a world full of opportunities

I see Vil as someone who would like to visit the most prestigious places (though MC will have to tone it down and remind him they don't have an unlimited amount of money to spend)

Art museums and a couple theatre plays are his go-to, along with nice restaurants, popular cafés, and lovely parks to have a picnic on (he jumps into the idea of attending one of those outdoor cinema projections, those are probably his favorite because he gets to cuddle with his lover under the night sky while a movie plays)

He will want to learn about the history of MC's world and the way society, politics work there

He gets word of the horrible things that happened and the threat of climate change, human rights violations and he will want to take action to protest against it

Okay, but Vil will get along so well with the Prefect's younger siblings and mother/aunts/fem guardian if they have one

Get ready to have him judge favorite makeup products. Prefect better lead him away from the beauty and skincare sections of farmacias and supermarkets

All in all, having Vil over to their world allowed MC to visit many nice fancy-ish places and allowed them to enjoy some simple things they forgot

A wonderful person to have by your side in any world and universe~

🐺 Jack Howl 💛

Foreign dishes

With his fine sense of smell, Jack detected the food MC was preparing for their little date was something unfamiliar

"What's that? Something new?"

Yet MC tries to keep the surprise until the plates are presented and served

Seeing the smile on their face, Jack can't help but think that this dish will taste wonderful due to the love shining on their face

"This is [dish name], one of my favorites back in my world. Haven't seen it offered in the cafeteria, so I decided to try my hand and prepare it for you, Jackie!"

First bite, fluffy tail wagged. He compliments their cooking with a smile before diving in for a couple morsels

Jack isn't too picky, he enjoys food truthfully

I think he will be curious about the story behind the dish and why his love categorizes it as a favorite. Ingredients, techniques, tell him all about it!

I'm sure this boy will be happy to try more of the unique dishes found in a world ways away from his!

Visiting a far away land

A visit to his partner's world, huh? Well, Jack is certainly excited to see what sort of outdoor activities and exploring can be done in this new place!

Dates with Howl in the Prefect's world will consist of visiting natural parks, gardens, forest trails, perhaps do some fishing or bird watching

Jack grew up with snow as a constant. He would like to explore the winter sports scene in this foreign world (if MC lives somewhere with snow/with designated paces on which to practice said sports)

Aside from these outdoor sporty visits, the wolf would like to attend concerts or maybe a local team's game

However, he soon finds out these events aren't suited for his acute hearing (poor baby 😭)

So he's content with spending time inside MC's house, get to know their family a little, look through their family pictures, and have pleasant late afternoon walks in the nearby park

Something as simple as going out for icecream is tremendously pleasant with Jack by your side

(but poor MC if they aren't athletic or into nature because this big puppy will drag them to loooots of nature watching dates asdfg)

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Ngl, this prompt was a little hard to fulfill. I'm well aware this isn't the most romantic, but hope it was enjoyable

Thank you for your request!

and sorry again for taking long

[thedarkcoven]

Jealousy in the DeepGround | Nero

MINORS DNI ! 18 + Content ahead! ~I know I said I'd wait a bit before I posted something else since I'm focusing on my rework of The Devil's Black Heart but I wanted to give you guys a little something <3 Kinda short but I wanted to give some Nero love :D Nero the Sable x Reader Jealous!Nero. Possessive behavior. Shadow tentacle usage. Choking. Wrist binding. Smut. Unprotected sex. Talk of breeding. Voyeurism (cause y'know Nero's love for his bro is weird so why not make him watch xD). Fluff. Confession of Feelings. Pet names (i.e: Little one because reader is small compared to Weiss) Taglist: @hauntedadagium @gabrielasalazar18 @little-leeu @clouds-blue-memories - thankies for the idea! <3 @electric-turks PLEASE EXCUSE THE NO CUT CAUSE IDK WHY MY POST WOULDNT POST UNLESS IT WAS REMOVED? IDK BUT PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! ______________________________________

It's been about a year since you've been in the DeepGround in Shinra's facility. You became very close with the two higher-ups in the DeepGround, brothers Weiss the Immaculate and Nero the Sable. It was a shocking interaction from Nero for him to become so attached to you like a baby imprinting on its mother to Shinra but they saw it as part of research. Of course though to them, they were hoping you wouldn't last even a day in the DeepGround.

Every day it was like clockwork. You woke and ate breakfast that was provided by Shinra, but instead of waking Nero like you usually would, you decided to let him sleep in and rest. He was up all night with you talking about different things and getting to know your life before the DeepGround about how you were single, had never been with anyone before, and was always to yourself. Weiss gave a mischievous smile as he motioned you to climb onto his lap.

You smiled and let the white-haired brother pull you up onto his lap, one of his large hands resting on your lower back as the other reached up and brushed your unbrushed hair back out of your face. He chuckled as you yawned, rubbing your eyes and resting your head against his chest, listening to the soft thumping of his heart against his chest.

"Did you sleep well, little one?" He asked resting his hand on your cheek, his thumb brushing side to side slowly. "Yes. Quiet well actually. I am surprised Nero even let me sleep." You chuckled. "He wanted to know so much about my past." "He cares for you deeply. You're the first person other than myself that he feels this way toward. Feel honored, little one." "I do. I-I was scared of the both of you at first but you defended me from the scientists and Shinra soldiers. I'm grateful for both of you, Weiss."

Nero woke from his slumber, his chamber opening up allowing dark purplish smoke to pour out as he stepped out, his magenta eyes landing on you with Weiss. He snarled and sent his shadow tentacles over to you, grabbing ahold of your wrists and pinning them behind your back as more wrapped around your ankles and pulled you away from Weiss. Weiss looked taken back at first but that was quickly replaced with a smirk as Nero was on you quick, ripping his arms free from their restrains revealing his tattooed arms.

"What the hell do you think you're doing? Hm?" He growled as he gripped your hair, pulling your head back slightly until you were looking into his cat-like eyes. "Ne-Nero, I-. What do you mean? Ah! Weiss and I were just-." You gasped as he ripped your bottoms and underwear down, his hand coming down hard against your behind. "Shut it!" Nero used his shadow abilities to turn you around to face him, his hand coming up to grip your jaw roughly. "You're mine! Not Weiss's! Not anyone else's! Mine."

Before you could even comprehend what was going on Nero was completely stripped except for his mask, his hands gripping your hips roughly as he leaned forward until your eyes were even with his. You let out a shaky breath and whined as Nero began rocking his hips against yours, a groan slipping passed his lips at the sensation. You both never experienced something like this before so you had different emotions running through your mind at the sudden outburst from Nero... but to him, you were his mate that needed to be marked. Seeing you with Weiss drove him to this instinct.

Nero's eyes screwed shut as the shadow tentacles tightened around your limbs as he began pushing into you causing you to squirm against him. His brows furrowed together as he held you in place, using one of his hands to help guide his cock into your core. Your face reddened at how wet you felt, the slick noises of your arousal filling your ears. The feeling was painful as he finally pushed through, choking a moan out as he buried his face in your neck and slammed his hips into yours.

"Mi-Mine. Mine. All mine. Shit... N-nothing will keep us apart anymore. Sing for me, pet. Let me hear your cries." "Nero! It's t-too much. So much." Your back arched as he sheathed fully inside of you, stilling his hips as he let out a whimper. "This feeling... So... addictive." He chuckled out and rocked his hips, pushing against your sweet spot bringing a sinful sound from your lips. "That's it. Embrace it, love. Succumb to this feeling." "Ne-Nero! Shit... Ri-Right there. Please. Don't stop." The pain subsided, bringing nothing but the full feeling and pure bliss. You felt as if your brain was going empty, your screams of pleasure filling the room.

Weiss chuckled as he watched you squirm, your toes curl, and your body spasm under Nero as he fucked you until you were cockdrunk. His hand palmed himself as Nero turned you to face Weiss, Nero's fingers digging into your hips as he slammed into you again. Your face was red with embarrassment at how lewd the situation was, Weiss's half-lidded eyes watching you hungrily as he pleasured himself.

"That's it, brother. Destroy her and show her who she belongs to." Just like that it was like a switch flicked in Nero as he became rough, pinning you down onto the ground and letting his shadows dissipate in thin air, one of his hands coming down between your legs and began to rub your clit as he slammed into you mercilessly. "Y-Y/N. So sweet for me. Let go. Let the... pleasure take hold. My beautiful, Y/N." "So close, Nero. So close.." You gasped as the cuffs that were a part of his suit were now around your wrists, his free hand coming up to wrap around your throat. "Then let go for me. Let us come undone together. Let me fill you will my seed so you can bare my children."

That was all he had to say as your back arched, pushing your hips into his as your body spasmed. His fingers still rubbing against your clit as he rolls his hips into yours deeply. Nero choked out moans as your name poured from his lips in sweet praises and the feeling of his cock twitching inside of you as he spilled hot ropes of white into your womb making you go completely dumb. All you could mumble was how good it felt and how much of a good whore you were for him.

Afterward, Nero held you in his lap, his fingers running up and down your arm as you relaxed against him. He was back to his shy and loveable self as he nuzzled his face against your neck. You smiled and turned slightly, your hands coming up to remove his mask. Nero froze slightly, gripping your wrists, and looked into your eyes.

"Only if you're absolutely sure you want this, Y/N. Will you be mine until our dying breaths?" "Of course, Nero. You make me so happy." He rubbed your wrists softly and let go, letting you remove his face straps. "Wow..." "Wha-What?" Nero looked away blushing. You smiled and turned his face until your lips met. His lips were so soft and gentle against yours.

Nero couldn't help but kiss back passionately, wrapping his arms around you softly. He smiled into the kiss and when he pulled away his magenta eyes scanned your face, a little worried he did something wrong. You smiled and rubbed his cheek softly, your thumb brushing against his bottom lip.

"I love you, Nero." He nuzzled into your hand, a tear rolling down his cheek as he smiled more. "I love you too, Y/N. So much."

[sukunasbabymama]

Latino gang, pt. 1

⌗ Summary: Toman’s guys dating a latina.

⌗ Pairing: Manjiro Sano (Mikey), Ken Ryuguji (Draken), Baji Keisuke, Chifuyu Matsuno, Mitsuya Takashi, Hakkai Shiba, Naoha Kawata (Smiley), Souya Kawata (Angry).

⌗ Warnings: Las tías chismosas.

⌗ A/N: my dominican ass is loving this a little too much pls someone take my phone. Also, I tried to make it as neutral as possible so everybody could enjoy it.

Request.

Manjiro Sano Mikey.

Can’t take him anywhere.

Your family just love him a little too much and you started to worry because you know they would actually take his side if you had an argument.

Starts blabbering Spanish words he heard you say at home to your grandma and she is delighted.

“Qué bonita” He says deadpan but in a soft tone, and she’s already dragging him to the kitchen to make him anything he wants to eat.

Has the same amount of tea for your tías about his friends of groups that they have for him about you.

If you don’t see him in the backyard go straight to the kitchen and he’s there in a corner with your mom talking shit about everybody.

Yup, even about you.

“Yes, mamá, one time she tried to fight me because I fell asleep after eating”

“Pero Dios mío! Everybody needs their nap time after the meal!” She says throwing you an offended look while Mikey is looking cocky behind her.

You don’t even bother to tell her that he fell asleep in the middle of the restaurant when y’all were already late for one of his meetings.

Go ahead and try to convince me he didn’t come out being a whole Ana Gabriel stan with his emo ass.🤨

Ken Ryuguji Draken.

That “let’s take things slowly”? Forget it.

You come from school and he’s in some shorts and shirt cleaning the house with your mom.

You’re there like 🧍🏾‍♀️

While your mom and him looked like their husbands left them for another family singing La Boda from Aventura.

On other days you wake up from a nap just to see him on the couch with your dad watching some bike race on the tv.

“Yes, that bike is good but it can be difficult with the route they gave— Yup, look at it!”

“Oh, son! Just like you say!”

Again you’re there like 🧍🏾‍♀️

CAN eat, no listen to me, he would eat EVERYTHING your mom cooked for him and would still agree to take some plates to the brothel.

One day you took his phone to put a song and found out that he has more Aventura songs than you on your own.

Baji Keisuke.

He thought he was tough till y’all went serious on the relationship and he sees your routines.

Why are you waking up so early to do the laundry? To clean the house? WHY ARE YOU WAKING UP EVERYBODY? You even woke up his cats because you were gonna wash their beds.

And, why the hell do you have to blast the music so loud, why are you singing like he broke your heart? You haven’t had an argument yet!! Who hurt you!!!

Cultural shock detected.

But he gets the hold of it rather quickly.

He finds the fun in your dances while mopping the floor so he goes and sweeps his bedroom while dancing to whatever song you’re blasting at the moment.

Watch him going to you with his hairband so you could make him a comfy hairstyle so his hair doesn’t get in the way while he’s helping you.

Get you mad on purpose and then sits quietly to heard you curse at him in Spanish. Does that religiously. Will look at you like your chanting opera.

Would bother you till you put “that one song that sounds romantic” and it’s Vete from Bad Bunny… the song is about a break up. You don’t say nothing.

End up with a “rolitas para trapear con Fabuloso” playlist.

Chifuyu Matsuno.

PLEASE LISTEN TO ME ON THIS ONE—

Manga? He doesn’t know them.

As soon as you introduced him to telenovelas mf is obsessed.

That’s how he won your mom. He started talking to her about Pasión de Gavilanes and she fell harder than you.

Now he goes religiously to your house every day to watch an episode with your mom.

Almost ended the whole relationship when you gave him a spoiler.

No, really, he was getting ready to throw hands with you in front of your mom.

Swears he’s learning Spanish with your mom but she’s actually just teaching him how to ask her for food.

Your grandma calls just to see him and doesn’t give a fuck if you get mad about that.

“Ay m’ija, just wanted to see el nene de la casa, stop being dramatic!!” And he’s all giggling like a high school girl because he can understand that.

Yeah, sorry to break it up to you, but you’re not allowed to break up with him now.

Not that you wanted to.

Mitsuya Takashi.

LISTEN—

He would make you give him a whole course on Selena Quintanilla because he heard she was a fashion icon.

Then one day he would come to your house with a whole bustier and your mom actually screams excited.

What he doesn’t know about latinos is that there’s no “when you use it one day”

Your mom tells you right away “put it on and model for us!” And he’s like 😨 n-now?

He also made one with the Toman logo and you used it just when you’re hanging out with him because that’s your little secret.

Let you made him a whole playlist for when he has to work a lot and can’t see you.

You put a bunch of Julieta Venegas, Chayanne, and Shakira’s oldie, just bc. And he loves every single one of them.

It's the favorite of your tías las chismosas because from time to time he made them some shirts and stuff, while you are judging his ass in the back.

"Why is it a bad thing that I made tía a shirt with the design she wants?"

"Cause she talks shit about everybody!"

"Not me though"

"Cause you keep making her clothes!"

"Then a that's a good thing, right?" Doesn't understand the chisme culture.

Always has a love-drunk face when you perform El chico del Apartamento 512 in the bustier he made for you.

You’re not even singing it in the right tone, he just likes to hear you talk, sing, everything in Spanish.

Hakkai Shiba.

Y’all can get in line if y’all want to fight me on this one or come at me all at the same time but…

He knows how to dance. Periodt.

And he dances really well.

He explained to you that every time he and Yuzuha were alone they would binge-watch a bunch of dance videos so he knows how to dance by that.

And then you teach him the basics in bachata.

He’s a natural!

Dance a little bit slower from what you know how it is but it’s okay!! You don’t know that much either!!!

Would dance with you in your room almost every day.

Y'all know those couples who have something banal that they do every single time they are together like eat certain food or nap? Y’all dance.

Has all the old popular bachata on his phone.

Gets intimidated by your cousins blowing him up with questions one time you facetime them with him.

They wanted to know if he was a model, and he if has friends that looked like him.

You say no in his place.

It’s more the baby of your house than the baby of your house.

One time you went out with Yuzuha to buy something for your mom and when y’all got back he was resting his head on your mom’s lap while they were watching a cooking show.

You and Yuzuha were like 🧍🏾‍♀️🧍🏾‍♀️

Isn’t he shy with…? Never mind, you can’t be happier that your mom loves him to that extend and that he’s that comfortable around her.

Yuzuha is part of the deal!! All🗣 the🗣 time🗣

She’s learning how to cook for when she has to do it for him from you and your mom.

What she doesn’t know is that he’s learning to do the same for her too.

Yup, you aren’t allowed to break up with this one either. Your mom would whoop your ass.

Nahoya Kawata Smiley.

This menace found his happy place.

He could die a happy man when he went the first time to your house.

Your mom? In love with his smile. You grandma? In love with his smile.

You? About to whoop his ass if he doesn’t stop telling you to ask your mom the recipe of the food she made.

You almost had to fight your cousins for him. And when they found out there’s another one like him? Yup, you may or may not have had to throw hands.

He’s fake.

He has that pretty smile for all your tías and uncles and then goes to the kitchen to talk shit about them with your mom.

Plss not even you have done that to that extent.

Why the fuck is your mom telling him about your auntie’s third divorce?!😭 she’s fake too.

Makes your brother the joke of the night.

Because your brother tried to intimidate him and got intimidated. By a guy with a smile.

Was on cloud 9 when he learned how some reggaeton could be dance. Almost faint after knowing that you could dance like that in front of your family.

Makes you teach him how to dance without looking like a clown but as soon as you bend down he has his hands on your ass. A clown.

Another one that gets happy when you are so mad you switch languages. Actively seeks ways of making you mad to hear you call him a pendejo.

Does it so much that he's starting to catch on when you are cursing at him and when you are threatening to beat his ass.

When you are alone in your room ask you to put songs that he can recognize and start singing them with his heart.

Tells you to look at him, that he’s learning Spanish really fast!

Whole-time you’re praying that he’s not summoning a demon in your room because you just cleaned it.

Souya Kawata Angry.

Almost cries from happiness when nobody got intimidated by his resting bitch face.

You talked about that with your parents beforehand. Not because they would get intimidated, but for them to hold their tongue.

Just like with his brother and with you, also get babied by your parents.

You think your mom doesn’t know his name because she just calls him “my baby”.

Was confused when you invited him to a party and told him to bring his brother, he was like “she wants me to go to meet her other family members with my brother? Isn’t that weird?”

Gets there and understand that everybody invites everybody and there are even some people who were brought by the boyfriends of your cousins and so on.

Gets overwhelmed by all the attention he’s getting from your tías and instead of running to your side goes to your mom.

You’re there offended as hell.

While your mom has him under her arm in an affectionate hug.

Is shocked to the core when he sees your drunk uncle sleeping on the floor in a corner.

Ask you if he needs help.

You say no.

Is so cute that even with his angry expression your tías don’t have venom for him. But they have for you as soon as you stop them mid-way when going to touch his hair.

No.

Your mom loves his cooking and he cooks ramen for her more than you cook at all.

Is shocked again when she starts talking about his ramen shop with his brother like it’s a family business.

He’s not offended, just fucking happy at the way all your family accepted him.

Not in a “that’s Y/N lil boyfriend” but as “that’s a family member and that’s it”

Loves your voices in your native language, plsss. He rests his head in your chest and hears you talk on the phone with your cousin religiously. Does it so much that he can say very clear "tú no sabeeeessss!"

Like Mikey, listen to Ana Gabriel because your mom taught him, but blast some Chayanne that your auntie showed him.

All the time you’re looking at him with a mocking expression because he has this resting bitch face while humming at the rhythm of El Cigarrillo.

@saturnmitsuya @milliumizoomi @haitanigigi @melaninnntae @yunho-leeknow @keimisan @welkinmoongrab @dai-tsukki-desu idk if y’all rock with this one cuz it has dem spanish part but– 😵‍💫

[fluffimemes]

Okay i sended my request before i finished it basicly MC died became a angel and is dating 1 of the most powerfull demon that their is then threw whine at God to become a demon (luke and simeon saw it all happen) cause they want to be with the brothers and their reasons?

They wanted to be a demon, they are gonna live their life however they want and nobody is stop them not even fucking God himself and how many people get to say they threw whine at God only 1 and thats MC *proud MC noises*🥴😁🤪

Just how would everyone react? or if you don't want to do everyone just the brothers

HELLO, I JUST WANTED TO SAY I LOVE YOU /p

It's not everyday that you get to write about someone throwing wine at God.

Also, I decided to do the brothers with Simeon and Luke!

I'M SO SORRY THIS IS LATE, MY BRAIN HASN'T BEEN WORKING SO IT'S HARD TO THINK

I also went off track, if you want me to rewrite it, please tell me </3

Requests open! Please request at @local-pansexual-writer !

The brothers, Simeon, and Luke reacting to Angel MC throwing wine at God to become a demon

Warning: A little angst (MC's death) and a little vulgar language

I hope I got that right-

I also did not proof read this

Lucifer

When MC died, Lucifer already knew that they were becoming an angel.

He didn't like that but he didn't want to be selfish, so he overworked himself to not think about it.

That is until MC comes to his office, in a demon form with a proud look on their face.

Lucifer first thought he was imagining things until MC ran to him and gave him a hug while he was sitting down.

He was in shock for almost a minute but he quickly gave MC a hug, got them on his lap, and pulled them in for a kiss, not caring that he broke his composure.

But then Lucifer realized that they were a demon, what happened?

MC quickly told him the story.

"Well, being an angel wasn't so fun, I just missed you guys. So I decided to throw wine at God because he has the audacity to boss me around!"

Lucifer was very starstruck, MC threw wine... at God?

Fucking loves MC so much.

It's hard to see someone else living your dream. Marry him now.

Of course he's still concerned for MC because they did just become a demon.

Lucifer will take in the pride of having a partner who threw wine at fucking God.

He may or may not tease MC sometimes.

"You never learn do you?"

Mammon

Mammon became depressed after MC's death, they were like his other half.

Now they're probably with the angels so he'll never see them again.

He just gambled away all his money and got into more debt.

That was until Mammon came back to his room and seeing MC sitting on his bed, waving at him.

Didn't even think for a minute and ran to them, hugging and kissing them while they both sunk on the bed.

But after they stand up from the bed, he finally starts thinking and is confused on how they're in the Devildom.

MC tells him the story while having a proud face.

"I threw wine at God! I just want to be free and not follow so many rules."

Starts laughing nonstop, imagining his Father's face.

Ruffles MC's hair.

"I'm proud of ya!"

Leviathan

When MC died, he would not get out of his room.

Games and anime abandoned because they somehow remind him of MC.

His brothers needed to force him to eat and get some fresh air.

While he was ranting to Henry, MC bursts into his room.

Levi was SHOOK and was a little frightened thinking that it was one of his brothers to force him out until he heard their voice.

"I'm back!~"

Levi never got up so fast and ran to MC, hugging them hard.

His awkward attitude got thrown out the window, he was just relieved to see MC again.

That was until he remembered they were in the Devildom, he has lots of questions.

MC excitedly told him what happened.

"Well, I was starting to get bored and tired as an angel so I decided to throw wine at God!"

Needed a minute to comprehend it but when he did, he started laughing.

Wishes MC got a picture of it.

"I wish I had your confidence!"

Satan

When MC died, he really didn't know what to do.

Satan tried reading books but it was hard when there's a slight comparison to MC.

He tried going to cat cafes but it just reminded him of MC.

Satan was cleaning a classroom when someone hugged him from behind.

He quickly turned around, ready to push them away until he saw it was MC.

Quickly hugs and kisses MC, he's really excited to see them back and already starts thinking of date plans.

Until he realizes that MC was in their demon form, weren't they suppose to be an angel?

MC's face lights up and quickly tells him.

"God was giving me a lot of orders to do so I decided to throw wine at him!"

Takes a minute to process.

But then Satan starts laughing and pats their head.

Secretly, he was REAL proud of them. I mean, God did kill his sister right?

New date idea: Drinking wine.

"You will always be a troublemaker, won't you?"

Asmodeus

Starts going out to parties less and less after MC's death.

Asmo tries to keep up with appearance but it feels like a chore.

He'll sulk around his room, trying to think that MC is happy in the Celestial Realm.

Until someone kicks open his door. Asmo is ready to scold one of his brothers (Mammon) but his words get stuck in his throat when he sees MC.

They both run to each other and Asmo will hug h a r d that MC needs to ask to breathe.

MC only gets 1 second to breathe until they get attacked with kisses all around their face.

Asmo only realizes that MC is a demon when he remembers why he was sulking around.

MC excitedly tells him the story.

"I threw wine at God! You should've seen his face!"

H u h . . H U H

Kind of worried? I mean, MC did throw wine at GOD.

But that was kind of hot of MC?

That's one of his reasons on why he loves MC, they're fearless! It's kind of a problem sometimes

Though, Asmo is disappointed you didn't take any pictures. He could've posted it on Devilgram!

"You're so fearless!~ But I think we should set up on some boundaries..."

Beelzebub

Didn't eat a lot after MC died, even if his stomach growled REALLY loud.

His brothers forced him to eat because it was too loud.

Everyone was concerned for him.

While he was sitting at the dining table, looking at his plate of food, until he heard MC's voice.

"You're not gonna eat that?"

Never hugged someone so fast.

Even if he hugged MC fast, he was still surprised to see them.

Weren't they suppose to be in the Celestial Realm?

"Oh yeah... The Celestial Realm... Well I threw wine at God so I could come back here! He was kind of a bitch too..."

W-What

Yeah he was happy that MC was back with him but throwing WINE at GOD?

Worry chuckle.

He's also kind of proud though?

God deserved that honestly.

"You should be more careful MC... But since you're back, how about we eat? I'm hungry..."

Belphegor

Would not stop sleeping.

But even in his sleep, he felt cold, no matter how many blankets.

Belphie was used to MC's warmth.

On some nights he can't sleep, he tries to hold one of MC's favorite plushies.

While sleeping, he suddenly woke up because he felt a familiar warmth.

Quickly opened his eyes to see MC grinning at him.

Belphie became WOKE and hugged them tightly.

But then he realized, slowly but surely, that they aren't an angel.

MC told him the story.

"Well... I threw wine at God because he's so bossy. I just wanted freedom, y'know? You should've seen his face!

Belphie being Belphie, broke out laughing.

Is PROUD of MC.

Belphie kept imagining God's face, he wishes MC took a picture, he would've made it his lockscreen and laugh at it.

"Good job MC! I wish I could do that too!"

Simeon and Luke

(Writing them together)

What did they just watch?

Simeon and Luke saw how angry MC was to be in the Celestial Realm but didn't think they would throw WINE AT GOD.

Luke quickly brings napkins to God while Simeon calms MC down.

They are both thinking "Is this a dream??"

Didn't think MC would have that AUDACITY.

Simeon and Luke visit MC in the Devildom.

"Why would you do that! That was really unreasonable of you MC! Good thing we were there to calm God down!" Luke yelled out of concern.

"MC, you shouldn't pull stunts like that." said Simeon, also concerned.

"Serves him right! Shouldn't have been so bossy with me." Huffs MC.

In the end, Simeon and Luke are happy that MC is okay.

***

SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONGGGG

AND SORRY IF IT WASN'T WHAT YOU WANTED </3

BUT THANKS FOR REQUESTING!! :D

[alwaysmarveling]

Storm

Pairing: Wanda Maximoff x reader

Warnings: none

Word Count: 2.5k

Summary: Storms are the perfect weather for building forts, and Wanda’s going to make sure you don’t miss out on it.

A/N: I meant to get this out earlier, but then my arm turned into a human chicken wing (I know it makes no sense, you’re just gonna have to believe me)... anyway, I apologize for the delay, I hope you enjoy it!

Wanda woke to feel the bed shaking—no, scratch that. She woke up to feel the entire house shaking. The floors trembled, and the bedside lamp shook… Wanda braced herself to make sure none of the pictures on the walls fell down. As the thunder subsided, she relaxed slightly only to tense back up again at a loud whoosh. The buzzing that she was previously unaware of completely dissolved, leaving her in complete silence. Well, complete silence if she didn’t count the pounding of the rain against the windows, the howling wind, or the thunder that was bound to come back again. Sure enough, when she tried to turn on the lamp, no light appeared; the power had gone out.

A flash of lightning and a quick glance to her right told her that you were somehow still sound asleep. Your head was inches from her own, your own pillow forgotten and tossed to the side at some point during the night. No matter how far away the two of you were when you went to bed, as long as you were in the same bed, you somehow ended up using Wanda’s pillow instead of your own. And while some might find your hair tickling their nose or your soft snores right next to their ear to be annoying, Wanda thought it was nothing but angelic.

A catlike grin grew on Wanda’s face as she leaned over to wrap her arms around you. When you still didn’t stir, she began to press light kisses starting behind your shoulder and trailing up to your ear.

“Baaabe,” Wanda whispered. Her voice was both gentle and filled with urgency. “Malysh, wake up.”

“Huh? What’s going on?” With your sleepiness now turned bewilderment, you were able to notice how your girlfriend was trying and failing to stifle her giggles. “Wan, it’s still dark out,” you whined. “I’m sleepy.” You let out a huff and were two seconds away from throwing yourself back into the pillow when Wanda pulled you in to kiss the top of your head.

“Y/N,” she murmured, her voice muffled by your hair, “The power went out.”

“Okay. Night night.” The witch watched with a pout as you slid back down, a small grin playing on your lips as you closed your eyes.

“Detkaaa,” Wanda sang, poking your side lightly, “Let’s build a fort.”

“Okay,” you murmured, not paying attention enough to tell what you had agreed to. When you didn’t shift in the slightest, your girlfriend’s eyes narrowed. The romance movies had always promised her adventure, but here she was, ready and rearing to go, while the only adventure you were taking was from one side of the bed to the other, and not in a good way.

Had you been awake, you would have noticed how Wanda’s eyes lit up, the Cheshire cat grin returning as she realized how to get you up. The witch turned on her side, wrapping her arm around you. A low hum escaping from your lips told her that her plan was working; you thought she was going back to sleep. So, when a flash of lightning lit up the room and Wanda shot up with a gasp, you did too.

“Oh my god! Y/N, there’s a mouse!”

“What?! Where?” Arms slipping and legs flailing, you pushed yourself backwards into your girlfriend’s chest. You were too busy looking for the mouse to notice how your girlfriend was strangely unaffected by the presence of the rodent.

“Can we build a fort now?”

“Are you kidding me? Where’s the mouse?”

“Malysh… there’s no mouse. I just wanted to wake you up.” As much as Wanda wanted to give you an innocent look when you turned to look at her, she couldn’t help but burst into laughter at your raised eyebrows and gaping mouth.

“I hate you,” you muttered, closing your lips and narrowing your eyes at the still giggling witch. With that, you fluffed Wanda’s pillow and laid back down. Wanda watched you as you stared at the ceiling. You both knew you weren’t going back to sleep any time soon.

“So… the fort?”

“No.” Your girlfriend brought her fingers up to brush against the swell of your cheek.

“Pleeeeaaasseee?”

“No.”

“We can snuggle in the fort! And eat ice cream! And I’ll play with your hair after!” You knew she wasn’t going to give up until you said yes. To be fair, it sounded like a lot of fun, but you didn’t need her knowing that. So, with one big sigh and a dramatic eye roll, you slowly pushed yourself to sit back up.

“Fine. But none of this would be a problem if we just stayed in the Avengers Tower because the generator would be working.” Your girlfriend didn’t miss a beat as she jumped out of bed.

“Well, we’re not in the Avengers Tower, so we’re going to make a blanket fort. Now, come on.” She didn’t give you any time to go back on your answer, instead scooping you up in her arms and carrying you bridal style into the living room. She laughed at the squeak you let out before pressing a soft kiss to your browbone.

“I love you,” the brunette whispered.

“You’d better.” Now slightly less wary, you allowed yourself to melt into her arms. “It’s like 5 AM and you woke me up to build a blanket fort.”

“Actually, it’s 2:30…” Wanda barely moved in time as you shot upwards.

“2:30?! Wanda!”

“But, babe, the power is out! And it’s all stormy!” As if the world agreed with her, the walls trembled with another clap of thunder. “Perfect time to build a fort.” Your girlfriend set you down once you reached the living room, but you kept your arms wrapped around her, not letting her move away. “Malysh,” Wanda giggled, “You gotta let me go. We can cuddle once we build the fort.”

“‘S gonna take too long.” You buried yourself further into Wanda’s embrace, closing your eyes as she wrapped her arms around you.

“Cute, but…” You groaned as she pulled your arms off of her. “No more than thirty minutes. I promise.”

---

Unfortunately for you, Wanda was incorrect. One confusion-filled hour later, the two of you finally had the fort set up to Wanda’s liking (You couldn’t really care one way or another, but you’d be lying if you said you didn’t enjoy the absolutely adorable look of pride and glee on Wanda’s face when she clapped her hands together underneath her chin, sighing that, at last, the fort was perfect.).

The witch placed one hand on the small of your back to guide you in between the light blue cotton sheets that hung overhead—”It’ll be like the sky, detka!”—and the pillowy faux mink blankets that cushioned the hardwood floors. With a sleepy grin gracing your lips, you pushed yourself into the throw pillows the two of you had scavenged the house for to line the back of the fort and waited for your girlfriend to join you.

“See? Isn’t this nice?” the Sokovian exhaled as she wrapped an arm around your waist. She wasn’t wrong. The thunderstorms had yet to let up, and from Wanda’s strategic planning, the two of you had the perfect view of the rain hitting the floor-to-ceiling windows, the city lights shining through the plump drops that rolled down the glass. Small camping lanterns lit the actual fort, and Wanda had even found some fairy lights to string along the top. You didn’t have much time to admire the view, though, because the second you rested your head on Wanda’s shoulder, the house shook again as another loud rumble of thunder boomed, and the entire fort came crashing down on your heads.

As tired as you were, neither of you could help but burst into laughter at the irony of the situation. “Oh, yes... this is perfect… Wan,” you managed to get out in between the contractions of your stomach as you giggled. 

Someone could’ve taken the situation as a bad omen for your life together, overanalyzed it until they determined the two of you would never be fit for a future with each other in it, but for you guys, it was perfect; you could’ve stayed there forever, still wrapped in Wanda’s arms, the sheets now draped over your heads making it difficult for you to see anything but the lower half of Wanda’s face. But her laughter was the prettiest thing you’d ever had the privilege of hearing, her teeth sparkled as a beam of light from one of the lanterns managed to catch them, and you could just make out the beauty marks speckled across her face, the ones you loved to spoil with kisses until your girlfriend got impatient and guided your lips to hers.

When the two of you had finally caught your breath, you noticed a flash of red out of the corner of your eye, and the fort was reassembled in seconds. The remaining smile on your face immediately disappeared as you met Wanda’s eyes.

“Wanda, you couldn’t just do that the first time?”

“Nope.” The shake of her head was playful, though, which was more than enough to tell you what you needed to know.

“You totally could’ve.”

“Okay, maybe I could’ve, but it wouldn’t have been as fun.”

“Wan!” Your eyes narrowed further at her growing amusement, and you only relaxed slightly as your girlfriend brought you in closer to her side.

“Do you want your snuggles or not?”

“Yes please.” There was no way that you could’ve said no, especially now that you had already melted into the warmth of her embrace and sleepiness once again tugged at your eyelids. And so the two of you stayed that way for a while, with your legs draped over Wanda’s, your head resting on her shoulder and her head pressed against yours. In between the drawn-out blinks and heavy breaths, you managed to catch flashes of lightning and noticed how the flurries of rain would swell and fall repeatedly, never a consistent drizzle or downpour. Perhaps the one thing keeping you awake was the thunder. Wanda didn’t miss how you jumped slightly every single time it rumbled.

“You scared, printsessa?” your girlfriend murmured as she gently scratched your scalp in an effort to calm you down.

“Just a little startled is all,” you hummed sleepily as you pushed yourself further into her. “Could never be scared when you’re here.” Even though you were almost asleep, Wanda was quite awake, and she couldn’t help but smile at your sincerity.

“I love you,” she murmured with a kiss to your forehead.

“And I love you more.”

A comfortable silence settled itself between the two of you once again as Wanda went back to watching the storm and you played with her fingers. A thought came to you, and with you being as exhausted as you were, you barely noticed when it slipped through your lips and made itself known to Wanda.

“Wands, what would you say to having someone else to watch the storms with us?” It wasn’t until Wanda responded that you realized you had spoken out loud.

“Are you saying what I think you’re saying?” The brunette pulled away from you slightly to study your face.

“Can we get a dog?”

“Yes! Of course!” All you could manage was a drowsy smile as Wanda cheered in excitement. “You have any ideas?” she asked after pressing a quick kiss to your lips.

“Hmm… maybe a bernedoodle? They’re really cute and really sweet.”

“Yeah, that would be nice,” your girlfriend agreed. “Or maybe a-”

“And they have such cute eyes. Oh Wanda, the eyes.” Wanda paused as you let out a dreamy sigh.

“Malysh…”

“What?” You kept your gaze directed at Wanda’s fingers as you continued to fiddle with them because you knew you’d crack the second you made eye contact with her. Obviously, though, it was pointless since she had already figured you out.

“You got one already, didn’t you?”

“Maybe.”

“Y/N.”

“Okay, fine,” you sighed. “Yes.”

“Printsessa, I love you, but we’re supposed to talk about these things together!” The continued presence of her warmth and her hand that had never left your waist told you that she wasn’t mad, and you were extremely grateful for that.

“I know, I know, but he was so cute, and I couldn’t say no, and you just had to be there, Wands! You wouldn’t have said no if you were there.” Wanda simply sighed, knowing that, as much as she’d rather not admit it, you were right.

“What’s his name?” she finally asked, resting her chin back on the top of your head.

“Storm.”

“You were really waiting for the perfect opportunity to tell me, huh? And how long have you known about this?” You shrunk slightly at the sternness that filled her voice.

“Maybe a couple of days…”

“Y/N.”

“Okay, maybe a couple of weeks. Or months.”

“Detka! So when is the dog getting here?” 

“This weekend!” The witch’s head spun at how long you had managed to keep the secret from her. And while she loved the thought of getting a dog with you, she was certainly not expecting it to happen this soon, especially since you had only just brought it up minutes ago. But she couldn’t help but laugh when you responded with such excitement, your body perking up even though you were so close to dozing off in her arms. As excited as you were, you couldn’t help but tense up after sharing that with Wanda. She’d taken the initial news better than you expected, but this…

“You’re lucky I love you,” Wanda finally sighed, and it was with that that you were able to relax once again.

“What can I say? I’m irresistible.”

“Don’t push it,” the witch grumbled, and you two chuckled, rain still pounding down on the house and the storm just as lively as before.

---

It didn’t take long for you to fall back asleep with the burden you’d been carrying for months now spilled and accepted. Wanda continued to look mindlessly out the window, focusing for one moment on a particularly fat drop rolling down the window before switching to another. She thought about how you’d tensed up each time you revealed a new piece of the secret to her, and if she was being honest, it hurt her a little. She wanted you to be able to come to her with anything, trust her with anything, without having to feel guilty or ashamed. The witch pulled her eyes away from the window to watch your sleeping form.

“I’m always going to love you, malysh. You don’t have to worry about me. I’ll be sure to hold down the fort from now on, I promise. No more collapsing in two seconds.” With a final soft giggle and a kiss to your head, she allowed herself to rest. She’d keep her promise and prove it to you every day, multiple times a day; she was sure of it. And even though you didn’t hear her, that weekend, when the two of you started your life as a family of three, you knew it too.