#poison damage

[felonytaxevasion]

I sure do constantly hope for heartbroken content in Ward despite getting emotionally destroyed and distraught every time they appear on screen

[circumlocutive]

AEUAGAHG I KISSED TWO PEOPLE WHILE BLACKED OUT LAST NIGHT

I'm cringing so hard because one was a gay man I barely know that my boyfriend used to fuck before we closed our relationship and I know he's not into AFABs and oh my fucking God why did I do that why did I ask him to kiss what is fucking wrong w me omgggg what is wrong with me

[cathartidae]

MY TOAST IS THE HEEL OF THE BREAD ACH ACK AUGH

[deardarlingthings]

why are you... don't take shots of windex

[yddaw]

Watching live tv is weird. I can’t eat during the commercial breaks just feels wrong :\\\\

[slavhew]

r/offmychest My girlfriend washed my hair today

[pandadrake]

Okay future boy. They should hang out.

(Jefferson completely absorbing everything his Spider-man says is peak. Miles, all your dad wants is to listen to you. Water you doin'?)

[mumblejar]

hello gender euphoria king

[samijey]

dumbass-on-dumbass communication

[thankstothe]

;)

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 173

Danny might have made a mistake. On one hand, thankfully, his class hasn’t realized he’s Phantom, which is good. On the other hand, he’s somehow become their arms dealer after maybe, just maybe er, being done with Skulker’s shit when he was just trying to do his test and er… maybe beating him to a pulp. As Danny Fenton. 

Well, the good news is apparently everyone now thinks that he doesn’t fight back lest he accidentally snap someone’s spine. Which is honestly kind of nice to not have to deal with the harassment anymore. 

How has he become the fenton technology arms dealer though?! Legitimately, he has no idea how it happened except for sleep deprivation and someone mentioning how one of the places that they might be going to for the field trip was Gotham. 

At least everyone has their weapons and knows how to use them when some sort of clown-masked people decide to break into the mall and attempt to take them hostage. So. He guess he can’t complain, and at least he got food that doesn’t come alive in exchange. 

[drenched-in-sunlight]

So i were appreciating this pattern inside the Erdtree during mending runes ending, wondering if Marika’s eyes look like this

When i suddenly realize

That is the same pattern as O’Keefe’s Barren Flower emblem from Armored Code 6???? What 😭😭

Eyes with sunflower pattern… Marika you are a literally a flower sunshine girl 🥲🥲

(& if you think about it, O’Keeffe also saw there’s still beauty in being humans. even though life could suck ass, at least we will still be ourselves. He was trying to stop 621 from going through with Coral Release.

When he died, he merely said maybe he could finally get some sleep now. The parallel is actually crazy.)

[softausterity]

i am thou / thou art i

[paradimeart]

For you divorce baby Au: Jetstorm and Jetfire. It's a comedy film in my mind, I can just imagine the chaos two (flying?/hovering?) baby orbs can chaos in elite guard headquarters, driving everyone nuts, dodging all the hands trying to grab them, the go to baby sitter who can keep up is Blurr.

ps. all your au's and art are amazing

i HAVE thought about the jettwins in a proto-orb scenario though its a lil different than what uve described

they cant fly until they get limbs and little baby thrusters but they sure can use their other powers. also the part about blurr i drew something stupid and then remembered rise of safeguard actually takes place during season 2. have it anyway

[baconcolacan]

Oh my god who let this guy in?????

That flag there btw is supposed to be the "Queer" flag. In this AU Tord isn't very keen on labels, but he does know that he's masc and that he likes whoever catches his fancy, regardless of gender. It took him a very VERY long time to accept this.

Edd/Matt/Tom/Tord

Individuals below

Look at this mf in his work/crafting clothes, he has most of the safety gear then WEARS OPEN TOED SHOES AROUND DANGEROUS MATERIALS.

IDIOT

[nelkcats]

Anti-Ivy

Sam tried, she figured introducing her mentor to her best friend would be a good idea, Danny didn't have radical ideas or a green thumb but his heart was in the right place, that had to count for something!

Unfortunately Danny's ice core was not compatible with Dr. Pamela and her plants, as people they get along, they even liked each other, but the poor flowers could not stand subzero temperatures near the boy

So they made some kind of compromise, since Danny was temporarily living in Gotham they figured it was best to avoid every confrontation. Every time they saw each other on the street and Ivy was surrounded by plants, one of them would immediately leave the scene.

That didn't go unnoticed by the bats, but the boy wasn't doing anything wrong, maybe he was part of Ivy's past they didn't know about?

Dick started calling him "The Anti-Ivy" as some kind of joke, Jason followed naming him "Green repellent", and everything continued the same as always (with Tim freaking out because all the images of the boy were corrupted and his trackers were damaged the second it came into contact).

The assumption that they hate each other continued while the guy was on a girls night with Selina, Ivy and Harley.

Maybe one day the bats will notice they're friends, Selina bet they never would as Ivy waved her glass at Danny who sighed, poured a few ice cubes into the drink with Harley calling him "Portable Freezer" in the background. Sam was happy at least.