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[sketchyspooksghostacc]

i see you

[bloodraven55]

why are you as a straight woman wearing a tie? so that another woman can adjust it for you?? so that she can grab it to tug you into a kiss???

[triona-tribblescore]

Donnie with baby Mikey going to rule the world!!

THEY WILL!! RULE THE WORLD. The duo ever <33

also tagging @mikeyanjello-stuffz cause they had a similar ask too uvu <3

[cyncerity]

more Will Wood

calling all fan artists, do your thing!!

[agentmaineapologist]

Where he go :(

[gotham-response]

What is he hiding???

Right, so we know Batman, yes? Big guy. Wears bat ears. Looks like this

Yeah ofc you know him. But you don't really KNOW him, do you? Who does he work for? What does he want? And WHAT is he hiding under that massive cape?

LOOK. Look at all that space. No man actually needs all that space. So I've got a few theories.

Theory #1 (aka the Boring One):

Whenever you see Batman without Robin, it's because Robin is hiding under his cape with a BatDog and a few BatBats. I mean, if he really is the Batman, he must carry a few bats around with him, right?

Theory #2 (aka my personal bet):

Batman isn't a man. Never has been. He's two stacks of gnomes sitting on each other's shoulders. The face is a marionette. That's why if you're quiet when the Batfamily is around, you can hear shouting. No, it's not Red Robin yelling at Red Hood because he stole his batarangs. It's all the gnomes disagreeing about the "no kill" rule. (The gnomes at the bottom of the stacks are pretty adamant that murder is okay sometimes, but the other gnomes won't have it)

Theory #3 (aka the stretched jpeg™):

Okay, so the chances of Batman carting the McDonald's sign around under his cape are unlikely at best. But it kind of fits and I think it's funny

CONCLUSION: Batman is hiding more than his civilian identity

[bluefire-axolotl]

Fuckign. Sunless Sea. They tell you. They TELL you your first captain will probably die, right? So of course you don’t take em seriously. You’re just here to fuck around and find out, right?

...I’ve got over 60 hours now, I think. I’ve made some good main quest progress, discovered most of the ports, and even had a child. My captain has become a force to be reckoned with. I haven’t died. I haven’t even had to eat my crew. And my fuckign. my captain.

My captain is doing all this under the name Naruto Cockwrangler.

[mismess]

Idk what I'm doodling honestly I just have this PSA stuck in my head

[bellisima-writes]

After the countless number of fics I’ve read, the thing that I always chuckle at is this idea that, when Crowley has long hair, he simply tousles it in front of a mirror and walks around with perfect locks.

As an owner of a head of curly hair for my entire life, I have spent countless hours at war trying to wrestle it into something resembling an intentional style. So if Crowley walks around looking as lovely as he does, that takes an incredible amount of work.

And even in human AUs I support the headcannon that that man spends tons of time and money to look the way he does. He knows what he’s doing, and it’s not accidental.

[faderiftss]

“Oh! Stuff I don’t like... But I like Sarge! He sticks up for me, he’s got a deep voice, and when there’s a button he lets me push it! In conclusion, Sarge is the best.”

[miraclewoozi]

hi everyone ! <3

i very recently hit the milestone of 500 followers on this blog! first and foremost, i want to say a super huge massive great big THANK YOU to everyone who has followed me here, and also to anyone who has ever interacted with one of my fics! i want you to know that genuinely, every like, every reblog, every ask and every single piece of feedback warms my heart so much. couldn't do this shit without you guys. second and... secondmost? (don't look at me like that) i wanted to try to give back some of that love and play around a little (especially with writing for members i've never written before) by doing a little event. SO... until my birthday on the 14th MARCH, i'm going to be be taking prompt requests! (t's + c's under the cut, please read them! i will delete any asks that don't follow these simple guidelines.)

EVENT RUNTIME —

exactly four weeks, from today! any asks sent with requests after THURSDAY 14th MARCH will be deleted!

HOW TO —

to send a request, just send me an ask containing both the member you're requesting for and a prompt from one of the following lists! fluff | smut | angst

PLEASE NOTE —

regardless of whether your request is for smut, fluff or angst, MY BLOG IS STRICTLY FOR PEOPLE 18+ ONLY. please respect this. minors, do not interact with me: you will get blocked.

if you can, try not to be too specific with your requests: ideally, member + prompt only. however, if you picked a fluff prompt but wanted it to be a smut piece, that's okay! just let me know. otherwise, keep it minimal.

i'm going to try to keep these relatively short (ie. no more than about 2.5k words each). don't hold me to that though. if something tickles my fancy it'll no doubt be more.

please be patient with me. i'm new to this. i may not (probably definitely won't) write these in order of receiving them. i might take some time to get to yours. i am not ignoring your ask! i'll likely even end up writing some of these after the event has ended. please don't come into my inbox asking where yours is because i might cry. thanks. <3

everything for this event will be tagged mw500party! do with that what you will.

i am not taking regular requests at this time! hard hours are always welcome (please come and drop your most unhinged thoughts in my inbox, i'll love u forever) but if you send a request that is not linked to a prompt as per this event, it will just get deleted.

if (strong on the 'if', i am 90% expecting this to flop and therefore for this post to self destruct in like 3 working days) i get overwhelmed with the number of these that get sent in, i may choose to close this up early. that's at my discretion. i'll try not to! and i'll let you know if that seems likely to happen.

and... that's it? i think! again, i really can't overstate how much it means to have you guys all here and supporting me. thank you, from the bottom of my silly little heart. i hope you'll stick around for wherever my brainworms take me from here on out. peace.<3

[forbestiel]

every s3 archangel aziraphale and divorcée crowley potential interactions post i see is the most heartbreaking, angsty, sad thing anyone could ever imagine… as if this show isn’t a comedy. if anything their reunion will be a horrible attempt from crowley to act like he’s been doing just fine without anyone and aziraphale will be running in circles trying to figure out how to make crowley be his best friend again and oh god is the metatron gonna tell me god is upset with me i really didn’t mean to ignore my heavenly duties it’s just that crowley hasn’t even taken his glasses off once and he’s trying quite hard to be indifferent but it’s not very convincing and i just think we really need to work together if baby jesus is to have any hope at a normal, non it’s-the-end-of-the-world-again life ohhhhh

[umbrellagoaway]

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[bioluminescentfrog]

hi im still ezra got a lil rebrand im now an insufferable feinberg chatter

[krash-and-co]

anybody saying lockwood is a copy of kaz I will fight. if you say this you are legally obligated to read the books to redeem yourself or else it's *pounds fist*

[girlytips]

"Why do I keep getting triggering blogs recommended? I only interact with sfw jfashion blogs!"

Plenty my followers have been having this issue lately - suddenly having triggering blogs in their recommends and graphic content show up in their "for you" page. Unfortunately, as mentioned before and as experienced by myself and several others who have come forward, once this starts you will likely will end up with self harm, eating disorder, abuse, and addiction glorifying content recommended to you as well. So how do you avoid this?

Sadly, this is the one negative side effect of educating people on the actual names of the styles associated with the jirai trend. Those who identify as a landmine, and therefore use the jirai tags, will often also tag the fashions being worn. Tumblr's algorithm, because it it is based on tags you frequently use, will notice the tags being frequently used together and starts recommending you jirai blogs as well as their content. While many of them only post and reblog content related to their "landmine girl" aesthetic, there's also those who glorify the negative aspects of the stereotype, resulting in triggering content being recommended to you as well.

To avoid those things from happening, here two suggestions:

Block jirai-related tags. If you never blocked a tag on Tumblr before, you can do so in your account settings under "filtered tags". I recommend blocking as many related tags as possible, so that you don't accidentally reblog from a blog that glorifies the stereotype because it also happend to crosstag a jfashion you follow.

Block the blogs. Seriously, if someone is that open about wanting to be the stereotype, you are absolutely not going to change their mind. Arguing isn't worth it at all. Make sure to block them on all of your blogs as only doing it with your main doesn't prevent them from interacting with your sideblogs, it will just hide it from your account.

And as a final tip, avoid mentioning or tagging jirai altogether as it's enough for your posts to show up for those searching the term, potentially resulting in undesired interactions. If you are unsure whether you ever used related tags, the tag replacer is an easy way to find and replace them.

While it doesn't bother me much, I wanted to provide this information for those who aren't the same.