#pspsps come check this

[dramatic-dolphin]

people from my dreams who could really stand to visit my dreams again because i miss them:

the elf princess who was near-fatally injured and now slumbers at the deepest layers of my consciousness until she heals

the purple butterfly who controlled everything in my dream and kept fucking with me and making everyone else in there disappear and die because he wanted to be the only one who got to be friends with me

[jondrettegirls]

going insane over your enj and grantaire designs. oh myg OD. they're so good. is grantaire asian???

THANK U SM ANON <33 yeah r is asian !! the thing abt my designs for them is that i say they will always be changing but thats more true of my enj design than my r design....... like i think my r design is gonna b pretty consistent at this point LMAO

[soft-but-tough-cookie]

Enid: *walking around her dorm* pspsps pspsps

Enid: Come on out Willa

Yoko: *Walks in* When did you get a cat?

Enid: Oh, hi Yoko! Uhm… not to long ago. She’s really shy so it might be best if you leave.

Yoko: I mean I can help you look. I am a cat person after all.

Enid: Unfortunately this cat isn’t a people person, please leave.

Yoko: Come Enid it can’t be that bad.

*both turn their heads as sounds come from under Wednesday’s bed*

*Yoko walks over the check under the bed*

Enid: Yoko don’t!

Wednesday: HISSSS

Yoko: AHHH! What the fuck?! Is that Wednesday!?

Enid: I told you not to do that.

Wednesday: Leave my place of solitude at once.

Yoko: God damn, fine *dodges kinfe* IM LEAVING!

*Later*

Yoko: What the fuck was that?!

Enid: I tried to force a pink sweater on her and she went full cat on me.

Yoko: Why didn’t you just tell me that to begin with?

Enid: I didn’t want to embarrass her.

[violetvulpini]

Fast Forward enjoyers pspsps come check out the continuation fic I'm co-writing Taking Pawns. It's totally a normal found family fic with nothing nefarious going on at all prommy

[Please reblog if you don't mind?]

[okkotsuus]

Can you do scenario for Chigiri, Rin and Reo with a soccer player crush?

soccer fanatic pt.1 (bllk) !

pspsps ignore how long this took me to get to, i kept letting it rot in my drafts </3

features: hyoma c. rin i. reo m.

contents: reader is a footballer. reader is famous. lots of fanboying. unlike my other works, the last quote is from the reader. 0.8k

hyoma chigiri would imitate your style, specifically speed.

you were a speed-type midfielder, which was generally rare. you paved the path for your strikers yourself rather than letting them fight their way: in your eyes, that was your responsibility.

hyoma chigiri admired your physical and mental speed on the field. your legs allowed you to soar from one half to the other, running through players before they could react. your mind surged even faster than the body that allowed you to zip across the field, changing course at the slightest change.

right behind sae itoshi, you were the second best midfielder in the international scale. yet, you refused to join the new generation world eleven

chigiri watched you like you were the sun, the brightest star on the field. every game he would try to go to, so when he had finally met you in a blue lock training exercise, he knew he had to get noticed.

his legs carried him true and swift through the defense as he sliced through the air to punch the ball into the top right corner of the net before the goalie could react. all right after kickoff.

he couldn't help the huffs the escaped between his lips as he saw you come up to him with that egoist smile on your face. you looked at him like a child hoping to steal a toy from their sibling.

"you are my ideal striker, hyoma chigiri, we are cut of the same cloth."

rin itoshi would view you as the pinnacle of soccer.

as a striker, there was no doubt you were superior. contesting noel noa for the past two years of your pro career was an impressive feat. it was the feat that had rin itoshi analyzing every single one of your games.

back when you were still in the middle school leagues, rin had seen his first game that you were in. you were a grade younger than sae, allowing rin a perfect in.

you and sae would practice together sometimes, while rin observed you from the sidelines. when rin had first started playing soccer, the two players he channeled were: sae itoshi and y/n l/n.

when the taste of sae's plays soured on his tongues, yours grew sweeter. so here he sits, in the dark while his team sleeps next to him; face illuminated by the light of his phone.

their match against the world five was in less than twenty-four hours, but he could not help but watch your plays from yesterday's game. he needed inspiration for tomorrow.

so when he sunk his first goal in against the world five and your voice rang through the speakers, his heart was in his throat. he saw you on the sidelines with a mic in your hand, smiling so sweetly at him. sweeter than the taste of your plays every could be.

"still chasin' me rinnie? don't let my shadow blind ya!"

reo mikage would copy your game play.

reo mikage got everything he wanted since the moment he was born. so when he grew admiration of you, vip tickets to your games were easy. he went to every game of yours before he entered blue lock.

what he didn't know was that you were aware of him, not just disregarding him as a blip on your radar. at every game there was always a purple boy in the seat closest to the field, it would be hard not to notice; especially as a midfielder.

so when he didn't come to one game, you pulled some strings to get his name. turns out reo mikage played soccer as well, in blue lock no less.

so you came to watch a game, under the tense of it being a training exercise: but you really wanted to check in on your number one fan.

he was as impressive on field as you expected, but when you caught a familiar tick of his foot under a pass, sending it especially long and steady, it had you grinning.

you noticed more and more of you signature little quirks that allowed your play style, things that even people on the field with you wouldn't notice.

at the end of the match, you couldn't help but pay him a little extra attention. he was just trying so hard to stay loyal to you, that your ego swelled. you wanted your techniques to not just be copies for him, but rather his own weapons as well. you were willing to share custody of all your signatures with him.

"impressive dupe, rich boy, want a taste of the real thing?"

okkotsuus 23

[bodycountgame]

no need to respond to this - I just wanted to be a voice to say there's still interest in the game if/when you update it next :)

I hope hiatus/life is treating you well, see you when we see you!

hiiiiiiiiiiii my loves!

i've had a lot of very sweet asks while i've been away and i just wanted to say that i sooo appreciate all your well wishes. you're a very kind bunch, sending you kisses on the faces, mwah mwah etc

i am SO out of touch with the world of tumblr and IF in general, i have truly had my blinkers on for the last little while! i don't want to say that i'm Officially Back On Tumblr or whatever yet but i have intense fomo so please feel free to pspsps me about what's been going on/what i've been missing/all the incredible writing that i should be catching up on reading.

since it's been around the 6 month mark i mentioned in my hiatus post, i thought i'd check in and update you all, since you've been so cool and chill and patient with me!

my Real Life is still extremely hectic and i feel like i'm totally drowning at least 80% of the time, but i've started writing again... very slowly and gently, approaching my files like a little woodland deer who could be startled away at any moment. i'm picking up with my favourite things to write (kisses... and difficult grumps being difficult <3) and it's been so fun! so the main takeaway i guess is that an update isn't coming soon, but it is coming eventually.

sooooooooo... yeah! not really sure where else i'm going with this, just wanted to say hi and check in and let you all know where i'm at. hope you're all doing well! xoxoxo

[coolkidstuffsblog]

sweetheart.

young georgia miller x fem!reader

season 2 scene

i smile as the blonde smiled "are you getting ready for prom too?" my friend asked but before she could answer a little girl ran up to her "mom can i get this purse.." she was really young to have a child? whats going on?

the blonde looked up to see my friends turned but i didnt "wow! your daughter is adorable!" i said as i walked over and kneeled down next to her "whats your name?" i smile "ginny" i took my hand out "nice to meet you ginny! im y/n." i look up to georgia and see her smiling down at me "whats your name?" i ask her "georgia..georgia miller." i stand up "alrighty! i'll just-" i turn around to see my friends gone "those fake bitches." i scowl before turning "sorry! i didnt mean to use those words infront of ginny!" i got flustered "no its okay!" georgia smiled "phew..alright! would you like to be friends?" ginny holds georgia's hand "ofcourse..hey i'll meet you outside i just gotta check some stuff."

i nod and began to walk outside waiting for the girls, i look back up to see georgia get stopped by the employee i got up but to my relief they both walked out untouched.

i smiled at them both "is it too much to ask where you guys live?" i asked "i-i think so." she answers "hm..well i'll show you were i live! i suppose you can come over and when you get comfortable you can let me in your house!" i grinned "cmon follow me!"

-

i walked up to my house as georgia and ginny trailed after me "its beautiful.." i smile "yeah it is isnt it!" ginny looked at the swing we had on a tree "mommy mommy! look!" she pointed and ran over to it "ginny!" georgia jogged after her i ran right after the both of them ofcourse.

ginny sat on the swing "hey its big enough to hold the both of you..i wont push too hard." i smile at georgia "okay..hold on tight ginny." georgia sat down on the board and placed ginny on her lap, guiding her to hold the ropes on the side.

i smile and began pushing slow "careful!" georgia groaned "its okay..i wont let go!" i smiled as i kept pushing slowly "i trust you enough to do this." georgia sighed "alright enough of this! did you both eat today?i have some stuff!" georgia looked at me as she stood up "how do i know you wont poison me?" i smirk "if i was a serial killer do you think i would've let you sit on this swing and leave your DNA all over it?" georgia smirked and nodded "touché" i smile "come inside! i wanna show you sweetie!" i began to skip inside as i made sure georgia and ginny followed me.

i closed the door behind them "sorry..the place is a mess." i sighed but i began calling for my cat "pspsps sweetie! are you guys allergic to cats?" georgia shook her head, sweetie walked up to me and rubbed her head against my leg purring but i hear shuffling behind me "its okay she wont bite or scratch..shes kind." i picked her up and showed sweetie to ginny "okay..pet her head softly like this.." i taught her how to pet sweetie carefully as georgia watched me do so.

i giggle as sweetie meows "georgia you can touch her its fine!" georgia hesitated but ended up petting her "shes so soft.." i nod "yeah she is isnt she?" i smile "you guys want something to eat?" i say as i place sweetie on the ground "well-" ginny cut her off "im starving!" she ran up to me and smiled up at me "do you want a cupcake?" ginnys eyes shimmered "yes yes!" she began jumping on the spot "of course hun." i gasp as i cover my mouth "sorry.." georgia nods "its fine." i turn around and began to go to the fridge.

gerogia's pov:

i took her money as soon as she turned around i mean..i cannot trust anybody in this damn town "ofcourse hun." y/n gasped and i turned quickly "sorry.." i smile and nod "its fine." she handed us both a cupcake "eat up!" i took a bite and my mouth watered "this is amazing!" ginny kept eating it quickly "ginny! be careful you might choke." y/n giggled as ginny pled for more "im sorry this wasnt enough, do you want takeout instead?" i shook my head "oh no you've done enough for us..its getting late anyways." i smile "alright! are you guys going home? do you need a ride?" y/n worries so much its kinda cute.

i smile as i got up "ya know what you guys can take the rest." y/n grabbed a container and put all the cupcakes in it "alrighty!" y/n handed it to me in a bag "take care!" i was about to open the door "oh and georgia." i turn around and make eye contact with her "please come back if you need to." i smile and nod "thank you."

the door went shut and i sighed as i began to walk home "mom..shes nice!" ginny said "i like her! i want her to be my papa!" i began to blush "ginny! shes a girl im a girl too..i dont think we can get together at all." i smile at the thought of us..me y/n and ginny happily.

no..thats too much you just met the girl and probably will never meet her ever again she is such a sweetheart but i need to forget her..i like boys not girls.

[delcakoo]

i’m sure most ppl expected this so i’m not gonna make a big deal out of it but!! yes i am going on hiatus for an unspecified amount of time.

it’s honestly quite simple, i’ve just been losing interest in most aspects of kpop aside from the music, which makes writing for it a lot harder than before. i also dealt with a lot of burn out for months and still forced myself to write which only made it worse. lastly, i’m an executive of two clubs at my school this year on top of all my classes, so finding time to write would be even worse than it was before :’) !

YEAh that’s kinda it! for now my works will stay up, moots can dm me for my disc/spotify!! even if we’ve barely spoken pspsps i wanna stalk ur music cmere 🤲 a special shout out to my emoji anons too, you’re all amazing people ilysm, especially those that have been stuck with me for so long <3 (u know who u are!!)

i’ll try and check in here every so often to chat, esp if a new comeback for enha/txt happens!! love u guys and stay safe <3 you may send an ask if u have any questions!

extra stuff i wanna say to moots below! (it’s all word vomits i’m sorry)

RAVEN. MY WIFEY. my BELOVED blr wont let me tag u but you already know i adore u sm playing roblox with u is so fun even if that one banana game was kinda ass!! 💖 thank u for being so so sweet when putting up with me all the time and raising our fav corgi daughter with sm love <3 i hope u get more confidence in ur writing because your fics are always so creative and well written, and in yourself too bc a certain mf thats name starts with J and ends with N is MISSING OUT. 🙄🙄 ok im still gna be annoying u all the time so. bye ig….. smooches

@seongclb katto u deserve an award for putting up with me in dms ilysm 😞 watching the promised neverland together brought me so much joy and i still have a ss of you calling gilda a tractor ok i love u!!!! i would read your fics all day any day u are so talented and ur photography skills are amazing, i hope we get to keep in touch WE SHOULD FIND ANOTHER SHOW TO WATCH TGTHER !!!!! i need to fix your lack of anime knowledge ‼️ PLS KEEP WRITING AS WELL ENHABLR NEEDS U!!!!

@soov reirei my gf i aspire to be as confident and funny as you, you’re literal sunshine and always make my day better even with just one interaction <3 thank u for being so welcoming my first days in walmart enha and raising sushiwon with me!! as well as entertaining me by dying in genshin every 3 seconds <3 (WE NEED TO PLAY AGAIN) oh and KEEP WRITING BB. i will rise from THE DEAD WHEN IT COMES OUT OK U CAN DO THIS ML!!

@haknom kangaroo karaoke keys we may have had only a few convos but they were all so fun like PLAYING BRAWL STARS WAS HILARIOUS we ate the house down in duo showdown idc. and beta reading ur fics was such a treat esp while watching u plan new smaus every other day 🫶 also your music taste is MUWAH gimme some more recs pspsps !!! KEEP WRITING OKKK?!

@kynrki kimmy kimmy kim one of my first ever moots <3 your writing is always such a joy to read and your energy is amazing, thank you for giving me a chance when i was too shy to ask anyone else to be moots LMAO 🫶 plsplss keep writing you’re so gifted and deserve the whole world LOVEE UU

@bitehee cavvy my big sibling :((( i love u sm kshsdknd its been a while but i really hope everything has been well since you moved and you’re still being as cool as ever <3 im gonna replay a pokemon game in ur honor perhaps mystery dungeon 👁️ ? anyway i look up to u and think u are so cool, one of my fav hee stans ever ever!!! remember u have my disc if u ever wanna chat 🫂 !!!

@sunoksunny sunny <3 my other gf. i remember our first vc u had this goofy pfp i cant remember what it was but like u are so easy to talk to and funny?! and PRETTY??? your fits are always stunning and your singing is beautiful ugh the whole package fr… and. we need. to play. genshin!!! I REDOWNLOADED IT FOR U OK WE WILL DISCUSS THIS SOON!! ILY

@slytherinshua ZANNY. u are so easy to talk to we match each others energy so perfectly?!? I HOPE U AND TUALHA CONTINUE BEING THE COOLEST EVER and ur writing is top tier so pls keep going‼️ thank u for being so sweet to me as another one of my very first moots i appreciate u sm <3333

@flwrshee riri !!! we haven’t even been moots for long but i had to add u in here because u need to know that ILYSM. you’re like an adorable energetic little sister that always makes me smile T-T thank you for taking time out of your day to reblog my fics with so much sweet feedback and i wish u the absolute best always!! if u ever need anything pls dm me on disc i would love to chat with u more, and make sure to keep writing bc u have SO much talent!!!!

@wonieleles sia SIA i genuinely miss talking to u sm i NEED to come back to walmart enha :(( we don’t talk much besides our little interactions in the server but each time you make me smile. you’re so so smart and admirable, i hope you keep up the hard work bc i know you’ll go so far and HAVE MORE CONFIDENCE!! you’re so beautiful okay ily 😞🫶

@sultrybaby kel 😭😭😭💖💖 you’ve literally been a day one THANK YOU for always checking in on me even during your ridiculous NONSTOP EXAMS. 💀 another one of my big siblings on here fr you are such a real one and i care for u sm!!! i hope everything has been well for u?! pls feel free to message me for anything okay <3 I LOVE U SM thank u for sticking with me all this time 🫂🫂

i have so many moots so i can’t write smthn for everyone but i love u all okay <3 AGAIN if u wanna keep in touch thru spotify or discord dm me muwah

[songwolfwildblogs]

Pspsps I'm about to explain the lore of a silly mermaid Disney Channel movie au.

Gather round

Basically the main idea of the au is a battle of the bands... but with mermaids

We got dream, swap, ink and cross as the stars (our rag tag group of protagonists)

Nightmare, dust, horror, killer and error as the moonatics (our rival band that is edgy 100)

Fresh as our resident life gaurd because all of this is happening in a beach town during summer (do not ask why the moonatics wear dark edgy clothes in the middle of summer they don't know why)

Sci, fell and classic as the classic friend side side characters

Now we get to the mermaids.

Error is an electric eel mermaid that cannot control his electricity shocks and barely understands English learning most of what he knows from the Yu-Gi-Oh English dub (Yu-Gi-Oh and undernovela are the only things that can calm him down enough that he won't shock you for breathing at him wrong) and came to the surface world to come after ink but got dragged into this. He only joined the moonatics because nightmare was the first guy that found him

Ink is a flying squid mermaid that while doing his namesake face planted into the beach, he picked up on English pretty quick and joined the stars after they gave him some of their food and he wouldn't stop following them. He is very silly and is constantly pouring water on himself

Fresh is a shark siren who got bored of killing sailors so went on land and became a lifeguard but overall he's the same (fun fact: mermaids do not eat other mermaids but sirens sometimes eat other sirens and mermaids so ink and error are mildly terrified of fresh)

Reaper is the fucking kraken but a mermaid (basically giant squid mermaid) mostly the same expect he just vibe checks boats. He's also ink's cousin.

The rest of the cast is more Fanon aligned than canon, except swap, horror, classic and fell, they're more canon just a hit campy

Instead of nightmare being corrupted by negativity nightmare is more of a chill guy who got severely burned in a house fire that killed his and dream's parents

All of the moonatics minus error have a criminal record (so does cross and swap)

Basically when a mermaid/siren goes on land they can just decide to change their tail into legs but when in water they always have a tail (reaper shrinks A LOT when he goes on land and gets legs but he's still like 6'11)

The moonatics are 100% an emo band that branches out when they do covers (because they get bored sometimes) and the stars are just a hodgepodge of genres that do whatever the fuck they want

Despite their public rivalry and the battle of the bands the two bands actually get along in private even planning collaborations for when they aren't competing against eachother

Ink and error are found family.

The whole plot of the au is basically just preparing for the battle of the bands with hijinks aplenty with a beach theme

[appalachianlich]

pspsps come get a teaser video piece from a UI section

You can check the #project stuff tag on my blog if you want to see more of the game this goes with.

[merrymorningofmay]

12, 19 and 32 for the writing ask thingy please!

ohhh thank you!!

12. If you write in more than one language, what's the difference?

WOOF. well.

ukrainian being a synthetic language = longer words on average = different sentence flow (not necessarily slower, just. different)

this also means that there's less flexibility in word use (can't easily use a verb as a noun, a noun as an adjective etc), but more freedom in terms of word placement in a sentence

the repetition thing i've complained about, which is a pain in the ass but somewhat alleviated by additional pronouns (e.g. "той/toy" instead of "the other man")

pretty much everything related to pronouns and noun gendering is different (please we need our own set of gender neutral pronouns and verb forms that don't clash with it please the swedes did it and so can we)

ukrainian and russian are two similar languages that both live in my head, but also russian has been (still is) an existential threat to ukrainian and common sense demands i decouple them and favour ukrainian whenever i can, but also the line between the two is often blurry due to. how languages work, so as i write i have to constantly second guess myself and double-check if a word/phrase i'm about to use just naturally exists in both ukrainian and russian, or if it's a russian word that comes quicker to my mind but that i shouldn't use, or if it's a normal ukrainian word Now but not before the soviets decided to weed out the more distinctly ukrainian vocab from our books/dictionaries and promote the more russian-sounding synonyms instead, and what i should do in that case (there's no definitive answer much of the time). i have like 5 dictionaries open in my browser whenever i'm writing in ukrainian while with english i can get by just googling "define [word]" or "[word] synonym" every now and then

writing in ukrainian feels a lot more vulnerable, for the obvious reasons (foreign language offers a degree of separation between the words and the emotions and makes talking safer), but also with ukrainian i become very aware that i'm not just blabbering into the online void but trying to Say Something to real living people, to my people, that i need them to hear it and will be upset if they don't. this awareness is an inhibition more than anything, but that's a me thing

tldr writing in english is much easier To Me, but the easy path isn't always the right one

19. Share a snippet from a wip without giving any context for it.

hehe

32. Do you have a word/expression that you always use in your writing?

not really, but i'm incurably addicted to fluid imagery and if you entrust me with writing An Emotion you bet everything's gonna be leaking and flowing and seeping in and washing over and such. sorry

pspsps ask me stuff

[boyinatown]

WELCOME TO PORNHUB , SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR INNOCENCE.

RULES AND INFORMATION:

> I am glad you stumbled onto my profile enjoy your stay. But in order for you to enjoy it there are rules. Respect them or get the fuck off my page.

> Rape/sexual assault themed, these things are not subjects I will be writing. Deal with it.

> Domestic abuse/ any abuse.

> Homophobia, sexism and racism.

> Anything that has to do with piss kinks, toe kinks, or any weird fetishes. Your a freak shame on you.

> Underage character x aged up character

> Bullying , suicide/attempting to and self harm.

These are simple rules if you can’t deal with them don’t bother checking Out my page, ’m not throwing any shade to any writers that write these things. But I don’t wanna write them.

understand that others may feel uncomfortable let’s not make anyone feel fetishized or hated.

IMPORTANT :

Right now I’m struggling with a lot of things such as school, work and personal stuff. writing stuff and all the reblogs and likes make me feel good enough to continue.

My schedule is busy, but I’ll try to keep up and finish all the requests I have laying in my ask box.

REQUESTS ARE NOW CLOSED!

But the asks in the asks box that got sent earlier before it closed will be accepted and written as soon as I’m having a unpacked schedule.

WHICH WEBTOONS OR OTHERS DO I WRITE FOR?:

VIRAL HIT 📷

WEAK HERO 🥊

LOOKISM 💬

TO NOT DIE 🗯️

ELECEED ⚡️

WINDBREAKER 🚲

TRUE EDUCATION 📘

OBEY ME 👺

KUROKO NO BASKET 🏀

METAL GEAR 🔥

WHO AM I?

★ SAMUEL , SAM , SAMI & SKULL

★ 18 years old , born on November the 15th

★ Scorpio sign

★ pets: Navi ( cat ) Zyuni ( snake that I occasionally babysit for my friend)

★ Gender-fluid , mostly use he/him

★ Personality type: entp

I may sound like an asshole sometimes , just understand it’s either All jokes or that I’m just talking out of my ass. I don’t mean any harm to anyone , I’m really friendly.

★ Favorite games: Overwatch, Call of duty, metal gear , it takes two, little nightmares , resident evil and final fantasy 7

★ fav Webtoons : lookism, windbreaker , viral hit, weak hero, Eleceed, to not die and true education.

That’s all for now, I hope you understand the image of me and my page, Be sure to read through this slowly and come to knowledge.

Me when a cat walks away after I say pspsps :

[skullsnbruises]

Catboy Soot just dropped-

Hello! @/poprockpanda and I can’t stop making edits of Wilbur as a catboy, and then i was given the idea of making a fic, and I couldn’t help myself <3 idk if this counts exactly as g/t? But it’s my account and I do what I want<3 so here!

[Ao3 Link]

Taglist: @brick-a-doodle-do @poprockpanda (SORRY FOR SECOND TAG) @da3dm

Feline Fine

Chap. 1 - Cat Out of the Bag!

There was something nice about taking a walk down the street without a real reason. Not needing to go to the store, not needing to meet someone, just enjoying the bustle of the city and getting some fresh air. Tommy could go wherever he wanted, having the whole day free to do so.

He walked past buildings slowly, no particular aim as he crossed the street. Traffic was light that day, the birds were out and about flying through the air, and even people’s faces seemed friendlier. Tommy was happy to take it all in, not a care in the world. Until, he passed by an alleyway, to hear a small and distant cry.

Instantly he thought he might’ve just run into a dumpster baby, and his heart panged. He imagined those movies where a child had been abandoned and then adopted by a passerby. Tommy was not at all intending to adopt this baby-

Why was he even going so far with this random, and probably inaccurate, thought??

He’d just check out the noise. Quickly. Then back to his walk.

He peered into the dark strip between the two shops, brick walls on either side. Tommy would be lying to say he didn’t feel a bit anxious looking down there. You normally avoided dark scary spaces, ‘cause there might be wronguns down there. But curiosity killed the cat, he supposed.

He crept slowly through the alleyway, minding the trash and dirt as he went. He cranked his ears to catch sound of the foreign cries again. He waited, waited… maybe he imagined them?

And then- a meow.

Oh! So his “abandoned baby” thought was wrong after all. Still, he had been somewhat on the right track.

Tommy spotted a box, scribbled in marker over top of it “please take care”. He cocked an eyebrow, wondering why the hell someone would not only dump a cat by the dumpster, but tape the box shut as well.

The blonde glanced around, and he found a shard of a broken beer bottle. He picked it up with a mildly disgusted expression, worried of disease, and then cut into the tape, careful not to slice too deep for fear of the cat inside.

The meows started up again, louder. And as soon as Tommy had cut through the slip of tape, they paused again. Hesitantly, he lifted the flaps of the cardboard box, and peaked inside.

Staring back with dilated pupils was a matted long-furred black cat with twisted whiskers and bright brown eyes. Something clicked as they met eyes, and Tommy was taken aback.

All in an instant, the cat was out of the bag- er, box- and it darted through the alley. Tommy panicked, and took chase, worried like hell.

The blonde raced across sidewalks, keeping the black cat within eyesight at all times. It seemed smart enough to try to shake him of its trail, but Tommy was fast too, and turned this way and that to stay just a foot behind.

The cat took a sharp turn, and ended up backing itself into a corner. Tommy pumped his arms, drenched in sweat, as he came up to the cat. He slowed his pace, the adrenaline running out as he panted heavily, and entered a mock staredown with the feline. They both had a steady rise and fall of their chests as wide eyes glared nervously. Neither made any sudden move, too afraid how the other’d react.

“W-wait,” Tommy heaved, then questioned why he was talking to an animal, “I- I don’t want to hurt you,” he hoped it would understand anyway. Hands came out softly, gently. He positioned down to his knees, remaining consistent eye contact.

Tommy outstretched a welcoming hand, “Come here… pspsps,” he called quietly.

The cat stared, blankly for a moment, before it took the chance and shifted its paws slowly, one in front of the other. Gradually making its way closer. A second or two and the eyes would glance back to Tommy’s expression, watching intently for a change, for a frown, for any aggression before it would move again.

The feline was right before Tommy, and it closer detail and view, the blonde could see how dirty it was. The fur was clumped and shedding. It looked rough and fine, like a brush would tear it all out. There was a chip out of its left ear, and old wounds that trailed through its skin, only slightly covered by the mess of loose pelt. The poor thing looked quite skinny too, starved, if Tommy had to guess.

It sniffed the blonde's hand with great interest. Tommy didn’t dare take a breath as he stilled his body. The cat judged him, stared through him, sniffing like it could tell Tommy’s true intent through a whiff.

The furball decided it trusted Tommy, rubbing a cheek against his fingers. He smiled, scratching underneath its chin.

“Let’s get you home, poor thing, would you like that?”

The cat purred deeply, leaning into Tommy’s touches.

“Alright, let’s go then,” he smiled.

And like that, a simple meaningless walk turned into adopting a cat. Tommy wrapped an arm underneath its belly, and scooped it up so he was holding its rear in one hand, the cats body supported by his shoulder, with its head facing behind the blonde. He sighed as he turned out of the alleyway, and made his way, noting the street signs to head back home.

What did he get himself into?

[fandom-junk-drawer]

The Witcher Headcanon (Modern AU) - Revenge Bonus Scene

It had been going on since last night, and Yennefer was quickly becoming fed up. Jaskier had been at a show and Valdo had showed up at the after party just to heckle him. They had done their little dance of words, parrying barbed comments with backhanded compliments and thinly veiled insults

Jaskier been riled up the rest of the evening, and he'd been replaying the conversation, picking apart every word, analyzing it for every hidden insult. He'd been fuming still when he'd come out of his room the next morning and had started whining about the encounter and Valdo in general. Yennefer had been sympathetic at first. But then it had become tedious.

Jaskier gave entirely too much regard to the opinions of a man who was a mediocre d**che canoe, as far as Yennefer was concerned. Jaskier had gone on and on about it until Yennefer had snapped at him. Then he'd gotten p*ssed and started whining about every little thing.

That was when Yennefer got p*ssed and decided that if he was going to whine like a baby...

And now, here she was holding this little baby, and regretting her decision because Oh, no, he's f***king cute!

The first thing Yennefer did was conjure up a diaper, before Jaskier decided to p*ss on her out of spite. The second thing she did was text Madeleine.

Yennefer: I think I f**ked up... *picutre of baby Jaskier and brief explanation.*

Madeleine: I'm coming over. Be there in 10.

Madeleine got there in 8 minutes, and now they were both sitting in the living room, staring at baby Jaskier, who was laying on the floor, staring back at them with his big blue eyes.

"It has got to be a crime, Yennefer! No one should be that adorable!"

"I can't even be f***ing mad at him anymore, Maddie!" Yennefer just about wailed in dismay, clutching a couch pillow. "Not even mildly annoyed with him! How dare he be this cute! The gall! The, the, the f***ing audacity!"

Jaskier chose that moment to grab his little foot and discover that he had toes. Both women covered their mouths to stifle their tickled squeals.

Yennefer couldn't help herself, she picked Jaskier up and settled him against her chest, cooing at him and cuddling him. He was so soft and small, and innocent. And he had that New Baby Smell.

"Don't be stingy, Yen, share!" Madeleine said playfully after a few minutes, holding her hands out for a turn.

Jaskier was passed into her waiting hands, and Madeleine took a turn fawning over him. "He's going to need food, and clothes..." Madeleine said, a note of excitement in her voice, "We need to go shopping!"

"I can just conjure up what he needs-!"

"We need to go shopping!"

"But he's not going to stay this way for-!"

"We NEED to go shopping!"

Yennefer gave in. She really didn't need to buy anything. She could just magic it all into being, but, well, shopping was so much more fun!

So, Jaskier was bundled up as well as he could be in what Yennefer had on hand, and they all piled into Madeleine's car.

They hit every baby boutique in Oxenfurt, buying Jaskier cute clothes, toys, and other essentials and letting random people shower him with attention.

Yennefer found the perfect little winter suit for him. It was warm, soft, and made him look like a fluffy, chubby star. It was also pink. They had to buy it.

Geralt had just finished a side job for a boarding stable, when his phone went "PSPSPS!" several times in Yennefer's voice. He grunted a disapproving "Hmmmm!". Those two idiots had changed his message tone. Again.

Upon checking his messages, he found several photos of Yennefer and Madeleine posing with a brown-haired, blue-eyed baby that was dressed in a pink onsie that made him look like Patrick Star. Geralt's hand tightened on his phone as he experienced a brief bout of cute agression. He shook it off, and started typing.

Yennefer and Madeleine were almost as bad a combination as Yennefer and Jaskier when it came to causing mischief. And may all the gods in the heavens have mercy when the three of them teamed up!

Geralt was getting a headache just thinking about it.

He typed a few more words, then deleted the entire message and called Yen.

Yennefer rolled her eyes and answered her phone while Madeleine held Jaskier.

"What does it look like, Geralt? I turned him into a baby. He's f***ing adorable, isn't he? "

"Oh calm down, Negative Nancy, he's fine!"

"Excuse you, you mean our bard!"

"Of course I think it's funny! That's the whole point."

"Yes, I'm going to turn him back, you boob!"

"I bet you wouldn't be complaining if I had turned him into a tiny fat pony! You'd be all over him in a second!"

"Don't you 'hmm' me, you hypocrit!"

Yennefer hung up, then turned to Jaskier and made shushing sounds at him as he started to fuss. "Don't worry, Julek, you're way cuter than a tiny fat pony! Yes, you are! "

They returned home, not wanting to keep Jaskier out in the wintery weather for too long, and he was starting to get fussy, his little stomach demanding food.

Yennefer laughed when he looked down at the scoops of baby food on the little plate in front of him. It was something runny, with small gray chunks in it, mixed with small, pasty looking strips of...something.

He looked up at Yennefer with an expression that clearly said "What the f**k is this????"

"Ohmygosh, he looks so offended!" Madeleine laughed.

"Come on, you adorable little snot rag, try some yummy chicken and dumplings!" Yennefer encouraged him. She pushed a little spoonful of the soft, unappetizing looking chunks into his mouth.

Jaskier paused mid whine, and chewed thoughtfully for a moment. He decided the food was acceptable, and started shoving little handfuls into his mouth.

Once he was done smearing his food all over his face and the highchair, Madeleine cleaned him up and then set him down on the living room carpet. They took pictures and made excited noises while he crawled around, playing with the toys they had bought him.

Jaskier used the coffee table to pull himself up and stand. He started bobbing along to the commercial jingle that was playing on the tv.

Yennefer and Madeleine screamed in lowercase. Jaskier 'danced' until the commercial ended, then he looked around, confused, trying figure out where the fun sound had gone.

"Put it on that one music channel he watches!" Madeleine said quickly, digging her phone out of her purse. Yennefer changed the channel. Madeleine took her phone out and started recording as Jaskier babbled and bobbed along to the music.

Jaskier eventually got tired of standing and went back to crawling around, putting everything he could find into his mouth, occassionally faceplanting, and drooling all over everything.

Yennefer took a handful of baby cereal snacks and scattered them on the carpet in the little play area they had made. She and Madeleine had a few moments of peace while Jaskier foraged for the little snacks.

He started fussing and rubbing his eyes, so Yennefer gave him a warm bottle and sat on the couch with him while Madeleine layed out the little nap mat. When he was finished, Yennefer laid him down, gave him his little pacifier, and patted him until he was properly asleep.

Madeleine and Yennefer made some tea and sat in the living room, watching Jaskier sleep and swapping embarrassing stories about him. He slept for a good two hours, then woke up and took the worst smelling sh*t Madeleine and Yennefer had ever smelled.

Then he p*ssed in his own face while they were changing him, and he cried for fifteen minutes, scandalized. Yennefer got him to stop crying by 'flying' him around the room and making airplane noises.

He was sitting on the floor, trying to eat one of his crinkle toys when Geralt came home. Jaskier turned when he heard him walk through the front door. He saw Geralt walk in, dropped his little toy, and started crawling to Geralt, squealing excitedly.

Geralt, forgetting all about how he was supposed to be mad at Yennefer for turning his bard into a baby, bent down and picked him up. The cute aggression was back, and Geralt had to fight to resist the urge to sink is teeth into those chubby little legs.

Jaskier cooed and waved his little arms, gleefully kicking his little legs as Geralt grinned and lifted him up over his head. Unfortunately, that was when the spell decided to wear off. Chaos erupted. Various screams were scrumpt, and Jaskier made a quick exit, using a hastily grabbed couch pillow as cover.

Yennefer and Madeleine laughed about it for weeks, making various 'Daddy' jokes at Geralt, and calling Jaskier 'Cheeks'.

[rayshippouuchiha]

Me on my latest hyperfixation

Let's check if Ray has works regarding this series

- One search later-

Me: This is a crime against humanity and needs to be rectified immediately

Also me: proceeds to spam u with pics of this fine man-

Pspsps ray come here you will love him. He is my poor little meow meow who would totally burn me to cinders if he knew how I refer to him.

Behold Portgas D. Ace from One Piece

Not gonna lie, Ace is a hotty though Zoro has long had my heart

Sadly though One Piece is something that I dropped pretty early on for a variety of reasons and don't currently have the desire to take up again.

[artistsfuneral]

*lured in by the pspsps*

Lambert/Aiden (or Lambert/Coën/Aiden, if you're comfortable with that), where Lambert has chronic pain and usually refuses to complain because you know, he's LambertTM, but then he has a bad day and it comes out of him, and instead of getting ignored or ridiculed like he fears, his lover(s) make it a lil bit better

*laughs in poly* Lambert has two hands!

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Biting down on the inside of his cheek until it hurt, Lambert tried to swallow a pained groan. He was well used to the frequently occurring feeling of being stabbed in the back, but they'd been out in the wilderness for weeks now and it only gotten worse with time. Sleeping on hard, uneven dirt and spiky rocks, walking for hours on end just to be attacked by yet another herd of monsters really didn't help his little problem either.

He had finally reached a point where just standing upright hurt enough to have him wincing. Coen and Aiden were a good few paces ahead of him when he just couldn't take it anymore.

Lambert stopped dead in his tracks and carefully sank down to his knees, bowing his head down to round his back and ease away some of the pain. He decidedly couldn't give a single fuck about the way he must've looked like with his ass up and his head pressed against the ground. It took away some of his pain, even if it was just for a moment.

As soon as they noticed that the wolf wasn't following them anymore, Aiden and Coen were kneeling by his side, strong hands trying to help him up while carefully checking for any possible injuries their last fight could have caused. "Stop, fucking stop it," Lambert argued weakly, batting their hands away while trying not to move too much. "It's nothing, I'm fine! Just need a moment. Stop grabbing me!"

"Gods above, Lambert, you are definitely not fine! You should have said something."

"You're obviously in pain. What were you thinking, going on like this? That's madness!"

The younger witcher huffed out a breath, certainly not having expected a reaction like that. "Not something you can do anything about," he hissed out, "My back is fucked. Just- Just give me a moment then we can go on."

"Absolutely not!"

"Are you insane, lambchops? We're not going anywhere before you're feeling better!"

Lambert's heart skipped a beat. Trying to collect his last bit of strength he carefully sat up, two pairs of hands immediately at his side, helping him up and supporting his weight. "We'll set up camp here," Coen ordered with a voice that left no room for protests. "This spot is as good as any and if we put our bedrolls together we can get you to lie on something soft while Aiden takes a look at your back."

"Believe it or not, but I know a thing or two about 'fucked up' bodies. I'm sure I can help."

Lambert took one last look at his partners before he decided that he was in no condition to argue against two forces of nature, especially not when they were set on helping him. He bit his cheek and let himself be helped for once.