#puppy!kurt

[ddejavvu]

Okay but puppy!Kurt is a rascal and you can’t convince me otherwise. Always knocking shit over acting crazy. Hates baths so will rub his wet hair against every surface of your house, you literally find him upside down on your couch, whining about how his ears feel even though he didn’t stick around long enough for a hair towel. Always just jumping onto your lap without asking first, knocking the wind out of you. And gets soooo jealous if you do not stink of him >:( how many times does he have to sit on you and lick you till his tongues dry?!??!?

But he will be sooooo snuggly at the same time. He just wants someone to want him, and when he’s tired he starts getting tears in his eyes when you gently pet his ears, and burrows himself into you when you hug him

GUYS IM SHORT CIRCUITING DKJFJR SEND ME MORE HYBRID!KURT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IM BEGGING I HABE SO MANY THOUGHTS

long post + nsfw, minors dni with smut. cw: hybrid au with dog hybrid!kurt, don’t like don’t read.

Knocking stuff over 24/7, bc he’s just so fuCKING CLUMSY 😭 he walks down the hall and knocks three picture frames off the wall, trips on the carpet, and stubs his toe on the baseboards

He hates baths bc then he doesn’t smell like him anymore!! And you don’t have the heart to tell him he smells gross 😭 so as soon as there’s no more bubbles in his hair he insists that he’s done, and he flees to his room where he puts on pajamas that get soaking wet and stain his comforter. Then he’s off to dry his hair, and the cushions on your couch suffer from a very soaked hybrid attack. You have to corner him and rub the water out of his hair and ears with a towel, and he curls up pitifully in your lap and whines about it the entire time

He has no sense of personal boundaries. He just sits wherever he wants, whether that be your lap or your foot or on top of the headboard while you’re sleeping below him (he definitely falls on top of you).

Dog hybrid!kurt is a licker 😵‍💫 he’s just so tactile and he has an oral fixation for days, he’ll lick any part of you that’s exposed 24/7. Your hand is petting his ears? His tongue is on your wrist. You’re rubbing his back and he’s up against your chest? He’s drooling all down your tits. His head is in your lap? There’s slobber on your thighs, dripping between them. You fall asleep every night to his tongue on your face, and wake up just the same, very wet and sticky. He loves smearing you in his drool, just covering you with his spit because it’s not only comforting and enjoyable for him, but it means you’re off limits to anyone else.

The last paragraph got me so good :(( he’s just never had anyone want him!! No one’s ever taken a liking to him, he’s always been the weird one, so when you take him in without a second thought, he warms up to you almost instantly. He’s addicted to your love because he’s never experienced it before, and he’ll snuggle up with you any day to just be near you and drink you in :’)

[strawbebehmod]

Fun fact: swiss monasteries bred saint bernards to save people from disasters in the alps

Another fun fact: nightcrawler lives in a monastery in the swiss alps thats saves people trapped in disasters

His job is keeper of the boofers

[infinite-orangepeel]

joe keery invented boyfriendism AND babygirlism before turning 30–just remember that

[wanderlust-in-my-soul]

Is this hug from a brother or a boyfriend?

[glittter-skeleton]

For the Spies requests, Agent Mega giving Owen puppy dog eyes?

I had two ideas simultaneously so here

*throws these at you*

[bitbybitwrites]

It's been awhile again since I've done any of these - lately computer issues have kept me from writing, but here's a few snippets ( one Klaine and one FirstPrince WIP) that I was working on before my computer decided to be a pain in my ass.

Thanks to the following people for tagging me for WIP Wednesday and Six/Seven/Several Sentence Sunday in the past few weeks ( if I forgot anyone in this list below I'm sorry!):

@taste-thewaste @thighzp @porcelainmortal @getmehighonmagic @littlemisskittentoes

@thesleepyskipper @alasse9 @stratocumulusperlucidus @softboynick @sophie1973

@sheepywritesfics @onthewaytosomewhere

Snippets are under the cut.

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1.) From If I Can Make Your Heart My Home ( Klaine fic) cc @datshitrandom

“But you never came by when I was awake.”

“I . . I was too afraid to hear what you’d say if you saw me.”

The blood began to pulse in Blaine’s ears.  “What did you think I would have said?”

Kurt sighed.  Now he was the one averting his eyes.

“That you never wanted to see me again.  That you hated me. . .” he murmured.  “I . . I hurt you, Blaine.  I can’t change how badly I fucked up.  I know I did.  I know I did big time.  And . . it was . . it was horrible of me to do everything that I did. Because you are right.  You deserved so much better than that.”

Kurt stood up and began to pace nervously.  “Look.  I was afraid. Hell, I still am a bit.  Afraid that maybe Sebastian was right.”

Blaine sat up straighter at the mention of the younger Smythe’s name. “’What?  What did Sebastian say to you?”

 Kurt flinched at the sharpness in Blaine’s tone.  “He . . he said . .” Kurt wrapped his arms around himself, sinking back into the other end of the couch.  “Sebastian said that . . I was nothing but a novelty to you. A joke . . basically some sort of low brow entertainment for you on the side.  I wasn’t anything that was worth your time. And there was no way I could be able to keep up with your . . lifestyle . . .”

Blaine paled.  “Kurt . . I would never . . you. . .you don’t really believe I felt that way . . .”

Kurt let out a wet laugh.  He shrugged his shoulders.  “No . . but . . Blaine, come on.  What could I possibly give to you?  I can’t take you to fancy restaurants or trips out to the Hamptons. I don’t own a penthouse or a limo.  I don’t even own a restaurant.  I���m just this  . .  this nobody from a rural town in Ohio. . . You’re . .”

“Don’t.  Don’t say it.”

“You’re an Anderson, Blaine.  And there’s nothing wrong with that.”

“I might have to disagree.” Blaine muttered

Kurt shook his head, his expression sofenting.  “Look, if you take your father out of the picture, the Andersons are pretty amazing.  They are caring and selfless. They are philanthropic and so loving and open-hearted.  You. . . your brother. . . your grandmother.  You’re all the same.  And it's wonderful.”

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2.) From Puppy Love (FirstPrince fic) - cc @omgbarbiegurl

“Now do you have all of your stuff?  Remember you’re at Tia Nora’s tonight.”

Raf nodded.  “I packed everything.  Even a ball so I can play with Tia Nora’s next door neighbor.”

“That’s nice.” Alex said as he hustled around his apartment, shutting off lights.

“He’s adopted and he’s really nice. Sometimes he’s allowed to come over and play with me if I stay over.”

“You finish your homework first, right?” Alex asked

Raf sighed and rolled his eyes.  “Yes.  Tia Nora won’t let me do ANYTHING until I finish my homework first.”

“That’s good.  Glad you made a friend over at Nora’s.”

“Papi?”

Alex  hummed as he started flicking through his phone , partly to see if there were any new work messages from Liam or June, partially to see if Henry had texted him. “Yeah, mijo?”

“Are you sure we can’t have a dog?”

“Raf . .”

“I’d take care of it really well, I promise . .  .” the little boy pleaded.

Alex knelt down as he could be more at eye level.  “Hey, I know you want one.  But it wouldn’t be fair to a puppy to be left alone so much - with my work schedule and then you not even being home at at Tia Nora’s place.”

“But we could bring it there.”

“Tia Nora is doing me a HUGE favor by watching you when she can.  It wouldn’t be fair if I gave her 2 kids to look after - a human one  AND a furry one.”

Raf pouted, crossing his arms.  “I don’t think she’d mind.”

Alex pulled his son into a tight hug.  “Once everything kind of slows down and we can get things settled so we’re home more, we’ll look into it.  Until then, you always can come with me to the rescue and help out playing with the animals who don’t have homes yet.  They get pretty lonely there sometimes.”

A small dramatic sigh erupted from the small frame in Alex’s arms.   He had to bit his lip to keep himself from laughing. 

“OK . . but can I do it soon?” Raf asked.

“I’ll check the schedule with Tia June and we’ll see what we can do.”

“¿Prometes? (You promise)” Raf asked as he held out his pinky to his dad eagerly.

“Si.  Lo prometo, mijo.(Yes, I promise, son.)” Alex said with a smile.

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[nebulanovella]

Rogue *holding two frogs Remy tried to take into the manor*: Anything else?

Remy: *makes eye contact with Kurt and the family of skunks he managed to convince him to help sneak inside*

Remy: Nope

[little-bumblebeeee]

My friend: your taste in men is shit

Me: no its not they're perfect

my taste in men:

[romeosdistress77]

"smoking isnt cool" oh yeah explain this then

[deebrisbyfish]

Of all the jokes I've seen so far about so-called "AI Art", I've yet to see one that also references John Carpenter's THE THING. I mean, I'm sure they EXIST and I'm doubly sure folks will loudly let me know about it as soon as this starts running, but I'VE not seen them. Heidi was delighted to get cast in the Kurt Russell/MacReady role for this gag.

[ddejavvu]

Puppy hybrid!Kurt is actually sneakier than ppl would think. You wake up to his knot stuffed inside you most mornings, and he always overeagerly licks your face good morning when you do wake up, while you’re pressing a hand to your cunt where the rim of his knot is trapped inside. Kurt’s favourite thing is to knot you, and he loves that you let him do it almost whenever. Unless you’re working, he hates your work. Luckily he’s very good at persuading you, if you’re working from home. (Half the time he scrambles onto your lap and begs you with crocodile tears)

this post is 18+, minors dni.

cw: hybrid au with dog hybrid!kurt. don't like don't read, or block the tag 'hybrid au' below. hybrid au faq

he's just. so. horny. all. the. time. you're not sure whether to blame it on the dog hybrid thing or the porn addiction thing, but either way, you wake up very full almost every morning. and he's sooo blissed out from the feeling of your cunt absolutely stuffed with his cock, especially how it stretches hot around his knot. he's extremely tactile, definitely has an oral fixation, so either you wake up because he's lapping at your lips or chewing on your collarbones or drooling against your neck, or you wake up and then he starts licking your face or sucking at your neck or shoving his tongue into your mouth. he's messy and gross, he just wants to make you his, especially in the mornings, but really there's no better way to wake up than covered in cum and spit <3

he literally begs you, he swears that you can just sit on his lap and work while you cockwarm him!! he just needs to pop a knot inside of you, his dick needs to be crammed so tight into your pussy that you squeeze around him <3

[christianbalefanatic]

Christian Bale as John Preston in Equilibrium (2002) dir. Kurt Wimmer

[queen-scribbles]

Thanks to @ohgreywardens for the nudge to share some of my screenshot bounty. 😋 That bottom one just screams “cold-hearted mercenary” doesn’t it? /s

[hotluncheddie]

kurt being a good boy and getting rewarded so true !!!

maybe puppy gator is being a spoiled little brat over something stupid or inconsequential, whining and getting grumpy and damn near yelling/throwing a tantrum. gator being gator, he tries to get kurt involved - that way if they’re both punished mama/daddy might go easier, might forget just how much of a nasty puppy gator has been.

but when he tries to convince kurt to do something bad, break some rules, kurt refuses and sneaks over to mama/daddy to tell them what gator asked him to do :0 !!!!

kurt gets to be mama/daddy’s sweet boy, their good puppy!!!!! he sits on their lap and gets cuddles and kisses and films videos with his mama/daddy and plays fetch with them and get handfed his fav candies💖

meanwhile gator is made to sit on the floor, denied cuddles and kisses for being ‘a bad dog, gator, very bad dog’ … keeping himself occupied with his toys since he’s not allowed to play fetch :( maybe he even has to lay in his cage and eat out his doggy bowl after listening to kurt and mama/daddy cook dinner together and have fun. just kurt good boy gator naughty boy !!!

- 🐶

Omg!!!!

maybe when Kurt is deep in puppy play mode he usually becomes really obedient while gator just keeps pushing, keeps being naughty.

And maybe gator is being really bad, maybe he’s not even down in subspace he’s just having a super bad day. And it kinda scared Kurt, he’s being so mean. Kurt doesn’t want to play with him like this, it’s not fun to be naughty when gators like this.

So Kurt goes to their mommy/daddy and is honestly nearly in tears because gator is so angry and grumpy and keeps lashing out and calling Kurt names so he tells on him.

And that means Kurt gets to sit and have his head pet and kneel at his mommy/ daddy’s feet while they make dinner - his favourite place to be!

maybe Kurt is so exited and feeling so needy for his mommy/daddy - maybe he’s also kind of small? 🥺 wants his hand held while he eats dinner and wants to watch a cartoon with him mommy/daddy while they pet his stingy hair with his head in their lap. Maybe sucking his thumb or with a chew toy in his mouth. 💞

and ages ago him mommy/daddy picked up some different flavours of oreos, hiding them, waiting for a time when Kurt was good and sweet and deserved a reward. so his mommy/daddy gets the different cookies out as a surprise and they do a taste test!!!! and Kurt is so exited, wriggling around and smiling into the camera introducing the review and his mommy/daddy lets him taste, letting Kurt feed them sometimes too. Kurt asking what they think of the mouth feel and flavour. adding a category where he gets to kiss his mommy/daddy to see if you can taste it on their lips. ‘My kurties might have a crush that wanna do this with you know?’ ✨ And his mommy/daddy allows it because he’s so cute and always gets this spacy, dopey little smile after each kiss.

and gator is just being a brat, being awful and mean and having the worst day. So their mommy/daddy puts him in timeout, makes him drop, punishing him by making him sit in the cage with his ballgag in and only one toy to play with. Gator grumbles and kicks at the cage but then he cries for a little and curls up on the bed in there, breathing slower and finally calming down, whining a little, but he knows he deserves this. Knows he was bad.

And eventually his mommy/daddy lets him out and he says sorry to them and Kurt, kissing Kurt on the cheek and getting teary again promising he didn’t mean anything he said. And Kurt forgives him and gator gets the leftovers for dinner but he has to eat at the table bc he’s still being punished really, not allowed to sit in his mommy/daddy’s lap again yet. Not allowed to stuff his belly full either, has to have a more normal portion (but it’s still kinda big, bigger than Kurt’s, they don’t want him going to bed hungry.)

but he is allowed to try one of each of the Oreo flavours and Kurt asks him the same questions to get his rating and they’re allowed to do the kiss ranking too just because their mommy/daddy thinks they’re so cute.

But gator doesn’t get touched when they go to bed that night… Kurt is though… he gets special treatment for being so so good… 🎀

[kurthorton-moving]

sometimes i want to just post 'you dont get him like i do' about kurt but actually i think a lot of my mutuals, especially mutuals ive written with or plotted with a lot, actually do get him like i do. i think a lot of u understand kurt and his nuances in a way that actually means a lot to me and i could get soppy about. like. hes Not an oc but also he basically is and the way people care about him is. oh its so important to me

[bitbybitwrites]

OK . . . a little more than six sentences because I love you all . . . so here's some stuff from a Klaine fic and a RWRB fic for you.

Thanks to these folks for tagging me for Six Sentence Sunday and the past WIP Wednesday : @iboatedhere, @taste-thewaste, @forabeatofadrum, @myheartalivewrites, @onthewaytosomewhere,

@porcelainmortal @daisyishedwig ( I hope I didn't forget anyone?)

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1.) From If I Can Make Your Heart My Home (Klaine fic) ( cc @datshitrandom)

Cooper smirked.  “Love, huh . . “ he teased.  The blush on Kurt's face proved exactly what he suspected.  Probably exactly what Nana knew already but didn’t want to talk about at the hospital. “Well . . I . . uh . .  I haven’t told him.  I’m  . .  .I’m not sure if he’ll even want that from me . . if he'll want anything from me after . . . everything that happened.  I might be too late.“  Kurt looked away, a tinge of sadness clouding his eyes that even Cooper wasn’t blind to notice.  “I hope I’m not too late," Kurt whispered softly. Cooper couldn’t help but hope these two got their act together.  They obviously had their wires crossed somewhere.  It was enough to make him want to lock them in an elevator or something just so they could talk.  But no, Nan wouldn’t approve.  He’d behave. “Don’t worry, I won’t spill the beans.” Cooper promised.

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2.) From Puppy Love (RWRB/firstprince fic) (cc @omgbarbiegurl)

“I dare you to try.” “Oh, don’t dare me to do anything, sweetheart. I’ll definitely take you up on it.” Henry smirked as he leaned a bit closer.  “Is that so?  So you’d do anything I’d tell you to do, then?” Alex countered by leaning in a bit closer himself, eager to know. “And would enjoy that? Telling me what to do?” “Only if you’d prove to be remarkably well at taking orders, like a good boy.” Alex responded with a sharp intake of breath, his pupils dilating ever so slightly and a tenseness suddenly appearing in his shoulders as he quickly announced:  “Ok. That’s it, we have to go.”

Leaving an open tag for anyone who wants to jump in, an invite to the folks tagged at the top as well as no pressure tags for: @madas-ahatters-world, @little-escapist, @hkvoyage @wowbright @sarkyblueeyes

@gleefulpoppet @kiwiana-writes @rockitmans @14carrotghoul @spaceorphan18 . .