#quitting coffee

[bluestation]

at work

[ezzakennebba]

a chance encounter 🚏👁

[zetadraconis11]

HL Incorrect Quote #100

*in the Room of Requirement*

MC, bursting in: I finally did it!

Sebastian from the sofa: Did what?

MC, holding up the Field Guide: I finally found all the pages!

Natty, looking up from her book: THAT'S why you've been casting Revelio everywhere?

MC: Yep! And not only that, but I also found all of those Demiguise statues!

Poppy, while petting Highwing: ...is that why you've been taking cat naps all around Hogwarts?

MC: Yep.

Ominis, from a lounge chair: For the record, sleeping on the floors of Hogwarts are not as bad as you would think.

MC: Oh, and I found ALL of the Astronomy tables!

Amit, by a telescope: You did?! I hope it wasn't too dangerous...

MC: Nonsense! I've dealt with a whole lot worse than some mongrels and spiders. This was a piece of cake.

The group:

MC: And don't get me started on those bloody Merlin trials... But I did all 95 of them!

Sebastian, horrified: 95???

MC: Yes! It was not worth the pints of coffee and tea I downed, but I have done it all!

The group:

MC: I need to sleep. *keels over onto lounge*

The group:

Ominis: The more I hear about what MC does, the more concerned I get.

[kalofi]

boys who snork mimimi vs girls who honk shoo

[stealingyourbones]

I then proceeded to throw 10 different on the spot prompts at @bloggerspam in rapid succession. You cannot escape the WIPs >:)

[taiyami]

I don't believe this guy even reads Yu-Gi-Oh. Poser.

[isbergillustration]

Something something becoming a city

[34saveme34]

perfect together

[menelaus-blue]

for some reason i’ve been seeing an increase in posts lately (both here and on twitter) claiming that marcille and falin are nearly the same height and have an imperceptible height difference??? they do not??? falin is 170 cm (5’7) and marcille is 160 cm (5’3)? as a tall person with shorter friends, 10 cm is a pretty noticeable height difference, it’s not just about chimera falin but literally all the time. marcille is looking up. falin is looking down. they are a height difference couple ok this is really important to me

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

One thing you might not know about me: In addition to being an unpaid social media intern for the world’s best coffee company, I am also a writer of non-social media, including books.

My newest book, The Anthropocene Reviewed, is a memoir masquerading as a book of essays, and today it comes out in paperback. It was the strangest and most joyful writing experience I’ve ever had--my first time trying to write as myself, and trying to understand the way I look at the world rather than imagining how someone else might look at it. I hope you like it. 

[askyofexplodingstars]

new doodle page, all derived from scenes from my recent x reader fic, our way (once again ft my farmer)

[daily-riseleo]

[day 19]: JUMP!

[blue-eli]

Skuld in quantum design :)

[epiphainie]

"you can't fix everything."

"well, you know what? i fixed you."

"oh really? how?"

"cause i joined the 118. and i made you mad. and i made you cry. i made you laugh sometimes, you know? i drove you crazy, but i think you spent so much time trying to make sure that i didn't get myself killed that it made you remember what it is to live."

[badjohnspeakeasy]

Straight chillin' at Spring Mustachio's dope café