#rblog bait

[samijami]

I've seen this work on people before but you see, it won't work with me

Sooo if this post gets like 11k notes, I'll actually put away the two things of laundry that is cluttering my room, and I will brush my teeth more than once a month

This won't work cuz I only have 10k on like two relatable posts lmfao

[catgirlmeowska]

have u ever seen a post thats like perfect reblog material and then you look in the replies and op is like mad people like it. sorry you flunked out of reblogs 101 in tumblrina school but can you fucking keep it 2gether

[jewishtommycoolatta]

the more i think about all the cool self-indulgent things i put in my ask blog plans the more i realize the high likelihood of people* being very stupid about it *goyim

[samijami]

I care about the person I reblogged this from's overall health and hope they have a good life.

[samijami]

Everytime this is reblogged, a dead autistic person is revived, and a republican dies in their place

[samijami]

Transfem enbies, reblog if you agree

[samijami]

Every time this is reblogged. Matt Walsh and Michael Knowles lose a finger (so they can't tweet anymore)

And everytime this is liked, they regain a finger they've lost

[samijami]

[samijami]

Since my cheezit post didn't gain much traction

Everyone who reblogs this will get the meal of your choice in your inbox in a peak (and hilariously stupid) detailed description (just say what you want lmfao)

[samijami]

Everytime this is reblogged, Donald Trump gains a new hemorrhoid

[afrosapphos]

reblog this with your favorite plant/flower in tags!! i love roses, sunflowers, violets, and any cacti or succulent 🌵🌹🌻✨