#rblg bait

[samijami]

I've seen this work on people before but you see, it won't work with me

Sooo if this post gets like 11k notes, I'll actually put away the two things of laundry that is cluttering my room, and I will brush my teeth more than once a month

This won't work cuz I only have 10k on like two relatable posts lmfao

[bxdcubes]

oh, oh, omg. 34. “You deserve someone who values you.” for steter, please? tysm!

so this is not at all fluffy. i’d apologize but i’m jamming to Omri.

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“You deserve someone who values you,” Peter says. But it’s soft, a whisper, if only just, against the shell of Stiles’ ear. “You deserve so much more than they give.”

It’s a promise as much as it is his damnation.

Because Stiles knows, deep down, that he’s more than just a token human, a once best friend. More than bait and brains to be used only when it’s convenient, but scoffed at when the results he brings don’t fit in the monochrome of Scott’s morality.

Like it’s his consciousness of his own mortality, of mortality in general, that makes him weak and expendable.

“You deserve respect and recognition. You deserve to be feared,” Peter promises, his words hot coals to Stiles’ iced-over heart. “You deserve someone who’ll take care of you as much as you take care of them, conscious of the effort and work you put in, appreciative of every drop of sweat and blood you spill.”

There are hands on his back, big and strong and comforting, deadly and worshipful at the same time. 

“You deserve devotion,” Peter says, breath hot against Stiles’ neck, lips soft as they brush over his skin, so sweet and deadly and everything Stiles needs. 

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rblgs are love

[fratboycipher]

some of yall dont know what fuckin bait is do u

[ace-cryptids]

You know what? I hate that aphobes can post downright hateful things on their blogs without too much retribution but I can't post "I think ace people are LGBT!" without being told that I don't belong in the community and no one wants me there and I should die

[wgsphoenix]

dnt rblg or share pls

nobody follows me here anyway so um. thoughts i might have if id seen the leaked scrims. i am neither a coach nor good at the game and scrimbucks are worthless anyway so take this with half a grain of salt. take nothing from this other than that both teams are functional and competent, i just think its fun to watch and dig into regardless 

the current apac meta is probably ball/dva tracer/sombra brig/zen. i didn’t get a good read on the *exact* way to play it since shock was playing it in a very odd (and counterable) way, but it seems play pretty similarly to the recent NA t3 meta of ball/sig tracer/echo brig or mercy/zen. i think it’s probably a more flexible meta than i saw here as well. 

teams play in groups of 1-2-3, with the ball solo, tracer + sombra together, and dva bodyguarding the zen. ball, sombra, and tracer all set up separately, and trade aggro between them until they’re all able to go on a single target. the goal of the ball is to begin engages, the goal of the tracer is to mark the enemy ball and force him far out of position, and the sombra bounces between them and gives help where it’s needed by hacking the enemy tracer/ball. zen is the most vital part of this comp bc orbs, and brig’s there to literally stay glued to him and to disrupt dives w/ flail/rally. dva is only there to be a 6th person on the team because sigma (the typical purposeless 6th wheel) is way too squishy vs sombra to be played, especially w/ the nerfs. from then you cycle ults and try to scare the enemy into wasting their tranq or mines. it’s a comp that takes ages to win fights, and it almost feels like fights never stop

nyxl played rush for one round of control and looked v strong, but shock was playing a weird comp so im taking that w/ a grain of salt. the only thing i can definitively say is that choi zarya still hurts my heart.

nyxl had a nutty tracer in called twowinhyun, which is ivy’s alt. i didn’t know he had a tracer so that’s pretty neat

shock ran glister/striker full time. striker was mostly on tracer, and instead of sombra (though he did play it for one map iirc) glister was on mccree or ashe. instead of playing it like standard, shock relied very heavily on striker to tracer diff and had glister there to shut down the ball + generally suppress the dive. nyxl was able to deal with this cleanly by sending flora along with ivy every time he engaged striker, and by diving glister the instant he was forced away from his brig. 

shock did play meta on one map, but they tried to off-angle on dva too much and choi got stuck in bad spots and fed (this is not on him, shock just didn’t know how to use dva in this comp yet). they also got bamboozled by flora’s sombra

there’s really nothing to take from shock here other than that their players are really good individually and they have good teamwork. they were very clearly experimenting and one scrimblock means nothing. please do not take anything i have written as an indication that shock will suck next year.

speaking of flora, he surprised me with how good he was. his EMPs were almost always perfect, he had excellent bait plays and surprise EMPs, and he saved hack so ivy and yakpung could almost always follow up on it. he also charged emp SUPER fast and had it for nearly every fight (i imagine teams will learn to counter him tho).the rest of nyxl looked strong on their heroes as well. the only part of nyxl i felt was questionable was jjonak’s’ tranq usage, but like. that’s just the way he is lmao. otherwise they looked good on everything and adapted nicely

the only thing to take from nyxl is that they have potential and are a functioning, competent team at the current moment in time

[magii-cat]

i thought that people didn’t accept my fanart in su deviantart groups because it was ugly (which it is) but i just discovered it’s because i have a problem with noses and i aparently draw them way too big, so i just wanted to say fuck u devaintart i love big noses they are good and u suck and i don’t suck.

rblog this if u think big noses are cool

[punkscrunchies]

if you post...like...reblog bait that isnt related to disasters or emergencies and shit,, then my respect for you is nil. that shit can really affect ppl, even if its on a trivial topic. im saying this from experience so like.

[hernstofficial]

dont rblg!!!!

HOLY!!!!!!!!SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at 7pm today i had never been kissed and now.......................... i have... sorta a lot

so i drove to his house and then he drove me to this nearby park and it was really ark so we walked just a little to this like cemet ledge thing on the water and we sat on it and it was awkward for a sec but then we were talking abot the dynamic of having met on tinder and all this stuff and just taking turns telling each other stories about our lives

and then (the details are fuzzy) i told him about how i do improv and he was like “cool let’s try it” so he came up with this tory that we were fish and i was about to get caught on the hook and he was tryna save me and we just improved a mini scene and then he said something about wanting to kiss me but he's been sick this week and i was like "you can kiss me" so he didddddddddddddddddddddddd and he was like “damn i guess you took the bait” which was a reference to the fish thing which was cute 

and then we were just kinda sitting close and holding hands and he said something about how he wanted to kiss me last time but wanted to go slow and i'm like 'you can kiss me this time' and he was like 'i did' and i was like 'yeah....' and then we kissed again.

and then we went to panera and got coffee and he got soup lol and we talked and we like? dont have a lot in common but we vibe actually really well together.

and then i realized i lost my wallet and it was about to thunderstorm so we looked everywhere we'd been but didn't fucking find it so i'm low key screwed :/ and i was (still am) really anxious and upset about it but he was really nice and calm

then i went back to his house and we literally... netflixed and chilled except like we were kissing and i told him that's all we were gonna do and he was like 'omg of course i didnt expect anything else' and we cuddled a lot and he was like... idk touching my back and my neck and my ear and it felt so fucking good and kissing feels SO good and we were watching magic mike except i dont know a single fucking thing that happened bc we were so close and he was like falling asleep and i was like "hey don't" so then we made out some more and it happened so naturally and it felt so good and i was like so comfortable with him?? and we just laid there for like.... however long magic mike is and then he walked me out and it's raining and we fucking KISSED IN THE raIN CAN U BELIEVE and he's had way more experience than me so he knows exactly what to do and he said i was really good at kissing and also he told me this is one of the coolest dates he's ever been on and this is almost definitely tmi but he had a boner when i left lol

and he told me that he picked the lake special bc his first kiss was at a mall and he wanted this to be special for me so i had a good memory of it and stuff

i sorta can’t believe this is real. like it was wild when he wanted to kiss me and now he HAS kissed me and it’s like ????? who am i??? what life is this???

and it was a good night for it bc my parents r out of town so they thought i was like home asleep the whole time and i didn’t have to worry about the fact that i literally got home at 1 fucking am from a boy’s house omggg

[samijami]

I care about the person I reblogged this from's overall health and hope they have a good life.

[samijami]

Asexual lesbians, reblog if you agree

[samijami]

Transfem enbies, reblog if you agree

[samijami]

He/him lesbians, reblog if you agree

[samijami]

Reblog if you're actually a secret alien spy here to overthrow the government

[samijami]

I know last time I did something like this, I asked for too may notes lmfao

So here,

Only 4k notes, which we can reach and have before, and I'll actually bring my guitar home from school and sing that song I wrote when I was 14 about someone who groomed me cuz it's been sitting in my notebook for 2 years, and I wrote the song when I actually liked the person-

So I think it's a interesting take on the entire thing. I'll also write another verse on the end to add onto it so that it doesn't seem like I'm romanticising the whole thing

[samijami]

[samijami]

Since my cheezit post didn't gain much traction

Everyone who reblogs this will get the meal of your choice in your inbox in a peak (and hilariously stupid) detailed description (just say what you want lmfao)