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crypt1dcorv1dae · 7 months
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I think that Apollo whining the entirely kitaki case about how he has to investigate all this shit when he is Just A Lawyer and then proving to actually do a really good job investigating is so funny. Local loser complains about something he has a knack for bc he would rather be doing something less cool and more nerdy
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blushft · 7 months
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Is wayne hylics OSHA approved
wayne is not a work environment! and therefore is not susceptible to osha regulation.
on the contrary, if you were to ask me if hylemxylem was osha approved, i could go on for hours about the COUNTLESS osha violations that gibby hylics has/would have sustained. (all being due to the extremely unsafe work environment he operates, of course.)
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glambots · 1 year
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So, most Daycares typically look after kids ranging from 1-to-5/6 years old, which means that Sun and Moon aren't just looking after babies. Mans looking after Baby-Babies. At least 10+ of them a day. That makes me wonder what their limit is. Do they have a waitlist for the Daycare?? Did they ever have Daycare assistants?? Or just a daytime security guard who watched from behind the desk? I want to know how the ins and outs of this place worked man!!
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girderednerve · 7 months
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The proposed crackdown on silica follows a fraught history of the mine safety agency's decades of failure to protect miners from the toxic dust. The proposal also overlooks a history of overexposure at coal mines.
Again, this downplays the need and justification for action.
The rule notes that 93% of silica dust samples have been in compliance with existing silica dust limits since 2016. But the remaining 7% of samples amount to 5,300 instances of excessive exposure to the dust based on the newly proposed limit, according to MSHA data analyzed by Louisville Public Media and Public Health Watch.
In the 30 years leading up to 2016, agency data analyzed by NPR and Frontline found 21,000 excessive silica dust samples based on the existing limit. More than twice that many dust samples — 52,000 — exceeded the newly proposed limit.
This means that coal miners worked amid dangerous levels of silica dust — which is easily inhaled, easily lodges in lungs and can lead to severe disease and death — tens of thousands of times in 30 years.
During those three decades, the risk of silica dust exposure increased, as mining consumed the thickest coal seams, leaving thinner seams embedded in rock. Cutting those thinner seams generated more fine silica particles.
Also, during that period, the agency did not respond effectively to the threat.
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loonarmuunar · 1 year
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“I’m so normal” I say, listening to OSHA videos to go to sleep
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jayrockin · 17 days
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This week on Runaway to the Stars. The sapient computer tells Talita to quit her job; the bug ferrets drive a human forklift and violate space OSHA regulations. Catch up with pages on runawaytothestars.com! Read ahead on Patreon!
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dangerousyako · 2 years
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Americans have no concept of anything. came across a video on why many ships are built in Europe, largely France and Germany, and the incredibly uncoordinated argument was that it's cheaper there because in the United States shipyards are regulated by OSHA.
Are you telling me that you believe that the European Union, arguably the multinational entity with the strictest product safety and consumer safety laws out there, and especially France and Germany, historically famous for the strength of their union movements (respectively "will do a strike at the drop of a hat" and "birthplace of marxism"), DONT HAVE WORK SAFETY REGULATIONS?????????
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sollidnitrogen · 2 years
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If Matpat can accurately solve your story, it isn't interesting enough.
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biteofcherry · 7 months
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Okay, I lied. It's me again! 🫠🤤🥵
Since Kindergarten Teacher!Ari Levinson got paired up with a nice Aunt to a cute niece, what kind of pairings would the following have in that same Kindergarten School? How would they meet up and how would they hook up?
1) Administration Officer!Lloyd Hansen - He's also in-charge of the Secretaries, Nurses, Receptionist, etc.
2) Maintenance Coordinator!Curtis Everett - He's in-charge of the Bus Drivers/Supervisors, Utilities, Security Guards, etc.
3) Principal!Steve Rogers - He's in-charge of Academics and Administration
4) Accountant!Bucky Barnes - crunching numbers
5) Public Relations Officer!Ransom Drysdale - includes Marketing
6) CEO/KG Consultant!Andy Barber - He's the head honcho
7) Kindergarten Teacher!Nick Fowler
I don't know if you're aware, but I've been naming you evil goblin Anon. Turns out the goblin is occasionally a softie, who doesn't only want to see me suffer 😜
In reference to kindergarten teacher Ari.
Under the cut because my reply turned out long. Also some of these are fucking hilarious 😂 really, better not be drinking when you read it, especially Lloyd and Nick 🤣
Lloyd - of course he's in charge of all the secretaries, receptionists and nurses, I bet he has a different one for every day of the week (weekends included) 😎 He likes to undo buttons on women's clothes, but loves to push buttons even more. And what a better opportunity than meeting with an OSHA inspector! In reality, Lloyd makes sure everything is perfect when it comes to regulations, nothing needs to be improved, but he just loves the faces you make when he plays a careless asshole. His smirk when you stare at him, unsure if he was joking or being serious about leaving some wires for the kids to play with. At the end of inspection Lloyd makes a comment that usually after being poked and probed at the doctor's he gets a lollipop, but what you'll give him instead after your probing 🤣 Lloyd instantly knows he hit the jackpot with you, when he said in a low tone "I've never violated OSHA regulations at work, but I can violate you a bit later, if you want me to, Sunshine" and you moaned.
Curtis - Your catering company is newly hired to prepare meals for the kids of that kindergarten. The staff can also get the meals, but you've noticed Curtis never joins others at the time of meal. You've made some inquiries, if perhaps his meal wasn't paid in advance, but it turned out it was, he just ate it much much later (apparently after everyone was gone). So one day, after helping out dishing out all the food to hungry kiddos and the staff, you take Curtis' portion and go around looking for him. You find him in the far corner of the playground, sitting in the sun and eating a small sandwich. Turns out, Curtis avoids shared meals, because he's aware the kids are a bit scared of him (he's big, dressed in dark clothes which often get dirty from all the maintenance work he does, and has some visible scars). So he eats alone and later takes his catering portion back home. Somehow, since that day, you end up sharing lunch with Curtis. And one day he asks, if you'd maybe like to also eat dinner with him. In a restaurant.
Steve - gets me, because I said so 😏 Seriously, tho. Steve ends up with a doctor/nurse. It's a completely outside of kindergarten meeting, however it's because of the kindergarten. Steve ends up in your ER after getting into a fight with one of the fathers (it was a complete mess, Andy almost went completely gray because of it). When he tells you he got into a fight you almost roll your eyes, because you're so done with aggressive men. But then he mentions he punched a kid's father after learning he was abusing his kids. And he didn't care if he was going to lose his job, he doesn't tolerate any bullies, but especially ones hurting children. It wasn't a part of medical treatment, but you were ready to suck his dick right then and there. Instead, you offered him lunch (and went down on him afterwards...)
Bucky - he's a nerdy, focused, hot as fuck cutie who ends up with a fellow cute, nerdy accountant. You managed to get into kindergarten's accountant on internship, though they usually hire only Bucky. He's half your colleague, half mentor and 100% the hero of your needy dreams. There's occasional flirting, but Bucky won't cross the line as long as you're an intern. So you spend your working hours being dutiful, but also talking over your passions or new discoveries, or funny stories. You kinda meet Bucky's sister, because she tends to call at least once a week and he just puts her on speaker - which led to you occasionally joining their conversations. Then in the evening you lie in bed and get yourself off, imagining Bucky. Then your internship ends and it's almost heartbreaking that you won't get to see him daily. Bucky asks if you'd like to do a small send-away, which ends up just the two of you in a nice restaurant and then a stroll and ice cream, and then you losing count of your orgasms.
Ransom - I never even thought kindergartens have PR officers. If it's a private one then I get it, I guess. But I don't think Steve would run a private one, so we just going to assume Ransom does marketing for them as an annoying favor (while also having his main job for a different company). Still, pro-bono or not, Ransom is adamant on maintaining his level of professionalism, which means his level of snobbish. You're a single mom who is very engaged and critical. Steve doesn't have to rein Ransom in, because you're there, marching into his office with complaints about making the new website of the affordable kindergarten look as if it was for upper class only. There are a few other occasions when you clash with him, until the annual kids' photoshoot comes. You're ready to argue with Ransom again, expecting him to organize some snobbish royal type of stiff photoshoot, but instead it's a carefree, happy chaos at a mini zoo. And Ransom is there in simple jeans and softest looking sweater, holding a fucking baby goat. You bluntly propose him sex, because you really really felt like fucking him. What starts as a few hot booty calls turns into something more serious.
Andy - poor Andy needs someone to help him survive this kindergarten from hell that he's running. The kids are great, but his staff is causing him gray hair 😂 You meet Andy when you write your dissertation and set up a meeting with him to talk about economics in educational systems. During your interview Andy notices that while you ask very smart questions, you seem bored by it all. It's quite unprofessional, but you admit to him that you chase your degree, because you always thought you want to make a big career. But the last few years, especially since you've been visiting some kindergartens when doing research, you've found yourself longing after that - having kids, caring for them and for a household. You blurt out to Andy that you get so very excited about doing decorations and baking for the holidays and if you could that would be your daily reality. It hits a certain spark in Andy's housewife kink, but he simply comments that you can always make that dream come true after getting your degree. He also asks you to give him a call when your paper is finished. And you actually do. You're so proud and happy (including being happy that it's over), then Andy invites you to dinner. Few months later you end up married and pregnant and happy to stay at home.
Nick - first of all, when I thought of Nick as a teacher the only thing that came to my mind was:
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seriously, I bet he's the one teaching kids about secondary locations
So I went with that thought. Nick is a teacher, but not of one group of kids. He's hired to do safety drills and teach how to call an ambulance, or what to do if you know something bad is happening to another kid. He's also there when groups go on trips. But he occasionally can be too cool about it, aka too brusque. Kids love it, but you - a fellow teacher - try to keep him in line. At a kindergarten's funfair, where Nick helps kiddos throw balls to dunk principal Rogers, you eat too much funnel cake (well, you tell yourself later it's because of all the sugar) and drag Nick into an empty classroom for a quickie (insert a joke about taking him to a secondary location🤣)
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Laboratory Safety: The Hierarchy of Controls
Though many people may think of safety glasses or lab coats as the safest way to protect oneself in a laboratory setting, personal protective equipment (PPE) is actually considered the last and least effective step. The goal with safety in laboratories is almost always to make the use of PPE unnecessary or redundant - with the caveat and acknowledgement that sometimes, that just isn't possible.
Nevertheless, let's take a look at the steps that come before PPE:
Elimination of the hazard. Examples might be restricting the use of extension cords (possible trip hazard); doing work at ground level (e.g., eliminating the use of a ladder and bringing the work to the floor); or updating old or faulty equipment that might be more dangerous than modern versions.
Substitution of the hazard. Similar to elimination, examples include replacing chemicals with less dangerous versions that can perform the same task, or using less electricity or temperature.
Engineering controls serve to isolate people from hazards. Examples include chemical fume hoods, an interlock system for a laser setup, or remote controls to operate equipment from a distance.
Administrative controls are the rules and regulations that govern a laboratory space. They can include working on a buddy system, additional safety training, mandating rest breaks, putting up warning signs and labels, and developing standard operating procedures.
Sources/Further Reading*: (Image source - CDC) (OSHA) (OSHA hierarchy of controls) (SafetyCulture) (Lab Manager)
*Note: If you are looking for lab safety resources, any university with working laboratories should have guidelines available. Just keep in mind that as the rules get more specific, some may be location dependent (i.e., based on the local laws of the state, province, country, etc.).
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doors-to-infinity · 2 years
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Thoughts about DP x DC crossovers with Batfam.
I don’t remember where the post was but OP pointed out that Danny in canon didn’t seem to have trauma about his death. He also often enjoyed having his powers.
Rather, it was how it affected his life - ghosts attacking him at school and in Amity in general and endangering his loved ones and home - and how people viewed / treated his alter ego that gave him issues about his new existence.
Which I find very interesting because it shifts the dynamic around with certain characters.
An example: He would still relate to Jason, but not about the trauma of dying / being revived, but rather how their lifes changed irrevocably and people treat them differently.
(I’m ignoring the fanon that Jason is a ghost / halfa of any kind. The Pits supernaturally enhanced his body, but he seems to be still fully human.)
It’s also very interesting when it comes to Duke who through his background - meta, son of a corrupt god, with the potential to become immensely powerful, be immortal, etc. - is not only in an unique situation with the Bats but also when it comes to a majority of people. He and Danny can relate to each other over being completely different from everybody else around them and how these changes isolate them.
At the same time they’re from very different places and have different values. Canon ! Danny is acting as Amity’s protector out of necessity and would stop instantly if there was no need for his role anymore. This we see in several episodes.
Which makes sense because his home used to be a normal city and Danny used to be a privileged because white, average kid in a white family in likely a safe part of Amity. Ignoring his parents’ disregard for lab safety and OSHA regulations. (Not that Hartman intended that reading intentionally.)
Duke has a desire for normalcy. At the same time, he grew up in the Narrows in Gotham as a black kid in a black family who raised him with strong values, a sense of responsbility, and anti-authority. He can’t ignore what’s going around him because that would endanger him and his family and others.
And he wants to inspire and help Gotham’s people to become better, safer, happier. He dedicates himself to his role as a vigilante and daytime hero. He’s on the track to be a Justice League leader.
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Canon ! Danny doesn’t seem traumatized by his death. But other characters might be like Tucker or Sam or Jazz, and Danny can’t and shouldn’t help them with that.
They can’t tell anybody else in Amity. They can talk about the accident, but only that it badly hurt Danny. Their trauma is partly connected to Danny’s resurrection which confuses their grieving process. Any information about that could endanger him.
Part of Batfam, if you go with mutual trust, can relate with them because of what happened to Jason. Both sides of the crossover would gain people who get it, who they can talk to without burdening either Jason or Danny, but aren’t mired in the specifics of their respective trauma.
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anistarrose · 2 years
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shitty blupjeans moodboard, for all your blupjeans shitpost needs!
[Image description: two images full of mostly tumblr text posts and tweets, transcribed below: 
a text post reading “the strong urge to wear a long, blood red velvet cloak at all times. where does it come from.”
a text post reading “when it comes down to it everything is about ghosts except ghosts, which are about love”.
a text post conversation reading “a lab coat is a type of lingerie”, followed by a reply asking “op what does this mean”, and op replying “it means I’m breaching lab etiquette and OSHA regulations by looking mad cute next to the chlorine laser.”
an image captioned as “I have two sides,” depicting a dark silhouette labeled “I forgot” next to a mirrored negative version, labeled “I remember.”
a text post reading “microdosing on reanimating corpses by going to build-a-bear”.
an image captioned “what if we kissed on the jairs” that depicts stairs carpeted with denim, including several jean pockets.
a text post reading “how to be scary and evil while still bringing joy and comfort to everyone around me”.
a tweet reading “me, flirting: wow your movements are so cryptic and wraith-like. you’ve got like a precise and deadly energy. you seem unkillable.” 
a youtube comment reading “I love her because being normal is not an option for her”. 
a text post reading “actually wizards and scientists aren’t enemies, they kiss on the lips all the time when you aren’t looking”.
a tweet reading “Normalize taking up sorcery at 40. Normalize falling in love with the wraith haunting your decaying countryside manor at 50. Normalize mastering astral projection and becoming a demi-god in the spirit realm at 60. Life doesn’t stop at 25.”
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Hi!
Just like the title says, I'm planning on going through Moby Dick chapter by chapter and finding anything that sounds like it may violate OSHA regulations. I will be posting updates for each chapter, regardless of whether I could find any violations, just to keep everything consistent. My goal is to eventually catch up to the whale weekly updates, and then follow that schedule, but for the moment I'm obviously pretty far behind.
EDIT: I am once again apologizing for not posting for a while. In a shocking turn of events, being employed can be tiring. But, the hyperfixation energy is back and more posts are coming! (assuming anyone is still seeing these)
I will mainly be reading sections that seem relevant to the events of a given chapter, so its entirely possible I miss a violation from time to time. In order to explain how a violation applies, I will have to explain events, and so this blog will not be spoiler free!
Finally, I am fully aware that OSHA did not exist at the time this book was written. While few or none of these regulations would have been enforceable or applicable in any way, I will nevertheless be judging as if the story is happening in present day, based on my interpretations of what is described. I am also ignoring regulations about sharing information, or anything relating to inspections or penalties.
Stay safe sailors!
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girderednerve · 1 month
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i have once more Read a Book !
the book was jim morris' cancer factory: industrial chemicals, corporate deception, & the hidden deaths of american workers. this book! is very good! it is primarily about the bladder cancer outbreak associated with the goodyear plant in niagara falls, new york, & which was caused by a chemical called orthotoluedine. goodyear itself is shielded by new york's workers' comp law from any real liability for these exposures & occupational illnesses; instead, a lot of the information that morris relies on comes from suits against dupont, which manufactured the orthotoluedine that goodyear used, & despite clear internal awareness of its carcinogenicity, did not inform its clients, who then failed to protect their workers. fuck dupont! morris also points out that goodyear manufactured polyvinyl chloride (PVC) at that plant, and, along with other PVC manufacturers, colluded to hide the cancer-causing effects of vinyl chloride, a primary ingredient in PVC & the chemical spilled in east palestine, ohio in 2023. the book also discusses other chemical threats to american workers, including, and this was exciting for me personally, silica; it mentions the hawks nest tunnel disaster (widely forgotten now despite being influential in the 30s, and, by some measures, the deadliest industrial disaster in US history) & spends some time on the outbreak of severe silicosis among southern california countertop fabricators, associated with high-silica 'engineered stone' or 'quartz' countertops. i shrieked about that, the coverage is really good although the treatment of hawks nest was very brief & neglected the racial dynamic at play (the workers exposed to silica at hawks nest were primarily migrant black workers from the deep south).
cancer factory spends a lot of time on the regulatory apparatus in place to respond to chemical threats in the workplace, & thoroughly lays out how inadequate they are. OSHA is responsible for setting exposure standards for workplace chemicals, but they have standards for only a tiny fraction—less than one percent!—of chemicals used in american industry, and issue standards extremely slowly. the two major issues it faces, outside of its pathetically tiny budget, are 1) the standard for demonstrating harm for workers is higher than it is for the general public, a problem substantially worsened during the reagan administration but not created by it, and 2) OSHA is obliged to regulate each individual chemical separately, rather than by functional groups, which, if you know anything at all about organic chemistry, is nonsensical on its face. morris spends a good amount of time on the tenure of eula bingham as the head of OSHA during the carter administration; she was the first woman to head the organization & made a lot of reasonable reforms (a cotton dust standard for textile workers!), but could not get a general chemical standard, allowing OSHA to regulate chemicals in blocks instead of individually, through, & then of course much of her good work was undone by reagan appointees.
the part of the book that made me most uncomfortable was morris' attempt to include birth defects in his analysis. i don't especially love the term 'birth defect'—it feels cruel & seems to me to openly devalue disabled people's lives, no?—but i did appreciate attention to women's experiences in the workplace, and i think workplace chemical exposure is an underdiscussed part of reproductive justice. cancer factory mentions women lead workers who were forced to undergo tubal ligations to retain their employment, supposedly because lead is a teratogen. morris points at workers in silicon valley's electronics industry; workers, most of them women, who made those early transistors were exposed to horrifying amounts of lead, benzene, and dangerous solvents, often with disabling effects for their children.
morris points out again & again that we only know that there was an outbreak of bladder cancer & that it should be associated with o-toluedine because the goodyear plant workers were organized with the oil, chemical, & atomic workers (OCAW; now part of united steelworkers), and the union pursued NIOSH investigation and advocated for improved safety and monitoring for employees, present & former. even so, 78 workers got bladder cancer, 3 died of angiosarcoma, and goodyear workers' families experienced bladder cancer and miscarriage as a result of secondary exposure. i kept thinking about unorganized workers in the deep south, cancer alley in louisiana, miners & refinery workers; we don't have meaningful safety enforcement or monitoring for many of these workers. we simply do not know how many of them have been sickened & killed by their employers. there is no political will among people with power to count & prevent these deaths. labor protections for workers are better under the biden administration than the trump administration, but biden's last proposed budget leaves OSHA with a functional budget cut after inflation, and there is no federal heat safety standard for indoor workers. the best we get is marginal improvement, & workers die. i know you know! but it's too big to hold all the same.
anyway it's a good book, it's wide-ranging & interested in a lot of experiences of work in america, & morris presents an intimate (sometimes painfully so!) portrait of workers who were harmed by goodyear & dupont. would recommend
#if anyone knows about scholarship that addresses workplace chemical exposure#& children born with disabilities through a disability justice lens please recommend it to me!#booksbooksbooks#have reached the point in my Being Weird About Occupational Safety era where i cheered when familiar names came up#yay irving j. selikoff champion of workers exposed to asbestos! yay labor historians alan derickson & gerald markowitz!#morris points out the tension between workers - who want engineering controls of hazards (eg enclosed reactors)#& employers who want workers to wear cumbersome PPE#the PPE approach is cheaper & makes it even easier to lean on the old 'the worker was careless' canard when occupational disease occurs#i just cannot stop thinking about it in relation to covid. my florida library system declined to enforce masks for political reasons#& reassured us that PPE is much less important than safety improvements at the operational & engineering level#but they didn't do those things either! we opened no windows; upgraded no HVACs; we put plexi on the service desks & stickers on the floors#& just as we have seen covid dangers downplayed or misrepresented workers still do not receive useful information about chemical hazard#a bunch of those MSDS handouts leave out carcinogen status & workers had to fight like hell to even be told what they're handling#a bunch of them still do not know—consider agricultural workers & pesticide exposures. to choose an obvious & egregious example.
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gywin97 · 1 year
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I’ve been re-reading some of my favourite HP fics as I wait for HL to come out, and I love how you can tell which house the author is in based on how they’re ‘fix-it’ fic goes:
Gryffindor
-          Massive, Avengers-style epic final showdown between Voldie and Harry
-          Golden Trio + Neville
-          “Harry no-” “Harry YES!”
-          Harry Potter / Ron Weasley have absolutely zero impulse control and it’s giving Hermione high blood pressure
-          Weasley Twins! Weasley Twins!
-          The Order is like 60% Weasley it’s basically gingers against fascism
-          Dumbledore is powerful but angry Minera McGonagall is terrifying
-          Sirius Black has more than five minutes of screentime.  
-          Remus Lupin is the one responsible adult in the room
-          “There’s no need to call me Sir, professor.”
-          Slytherins are all baddies, no redemption arc for you
-          Umbridge get’s GOT
-          *Draco makes a Weasel joke at Ron* Hermione: “You were literally a ferret.”
Ravenclaw
-          Harry visits the library and learns more spells than goddamn ‘expelliarmus’
-          Sassy!Harry, Smart!Harry,
-          The fuck kinda school is this??!?!
o   *See’s moving staircases* Really, right in front of my OSHA regulations?
o   So they’re really just letting anyone teach DADA, huh?
o   Susan Bones / Kingsley Shacklebolt shows up and lays down the law
-          Callouts for every plothole, and I mean EVERY plothole.
-          Someone notices the SOUL FRAGMENT living in Harry’s forehead
o   “Harry Potter must die” “Ok but have you tried literally anything else???”
-          Using magical gadgets (Time Turners, Sneakoscope, etc) and the Room of Requirement
-          Actual pagan rituals sprinkled in for flavor (Samhain, Yule, etc)
-          Witch  Wizard Wixen
Hufflepuff
-          Everyone lives / nobody dies, Happy Endings, Found Family
-          Characters actually sit down and deal with their TRUMA
-          “My cupboard-” “Your what?”
-          Harry is a sweetheart, polite to everyone
o   This includes Filch / House Elves / Goblins
o   no one can say no to his big green puppy eyes, sorry that’s illegal.
o   Snape/Minerva see’s Lily’s eyes and have emotions
-          Someone (Often Pomfrey) notices Harry’s abuse and takes action.
o   *Smacking Dumbledunce with a rolled-up newspaper* What! Were! You! Thinking!?
o   Harry gets adopted, and his new guardians are outside the Dursley’s house holding baseball bats.
-          You get a redemption arc, you get a redemption arc, EVERYBODY GETS REDEMPTION ARCS!!
Slytherin
-          Harry is a Slytherin / befriends Slytherins.
o   “Slytherin will never accept Harry Potter!” *Ten minutes later* “We’ve only had Harry Potter for a day and a half but if anything happened to him we’d kill everyone in this room and then the Dark Lord.”
o   Slytherin kids get personalities besides ‘mean’ and ‘henchmen’
o   Blasie Zabini is always a slut. I don’t know why this is universal, but it just is.
o   Theo Nott is always the nerd.
-          “So are we just gonna just not talk about the Chamber of Secrets or…?”
-          Fuck this, Fuck the Ministry, Fuck the Wizengamot, here’s 60 reasons why
-          BAMF Narcissa Malfoy
-          Harry gets a pet snake and regularly speaks Parseltongue
-          Severitus or Mentor!Snape:
o   Severus Snape hates James Potter but he hates child abuse more
o   “So I live with my aunt Petunia-” “Tunie?!?!”
o   The Eyebrow of Doom
o   Harry learning more about his mum than her eye color
-          Severus Snape ends up with a small pack of children following him around and he’s not sure how that happened but Merlin help anyone who fucks with them
-          Dumbledore call-out
-          It’s not dark or light magic, it’s just magic
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epithetrequestithets · 8 months
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does the nsfw in your won't mean Not safe for work in general, including practices of which are unsafe, such as: using a step ladder on an angle, standing on a rolling chair, any OSHA violations, or similar topics?
You cannot comprehend what you’ve summoned. Anon I have read OSHA construction regulations so many times, I’m literally known among my friends for regularly reading OSHA’s regulations. I am not OSHA certified. I’m just like this.
But yes OSHA violations are allowed‼️
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