#remote logging

[theloveinc]

If u are a meimei/yuki fucker, talk about some kink (no usual kinks..we go hard) with them 🤤🤤 PLEASE

I was gonna say that only god's strongest soldiers can last with Missus Mei Mei... but I am one of god's weakest and I want her so badly after writing this....

So, to begin (and hopefully for you to enjoy!):

-Free use. Being with Mei Mei isn't a transaction. Nothing she gives or does to you is meant to make you feel like you owe her anything. BUT... I think she does expect a level of give and take between the two of you which opens the door for her to be able to use you for anything at any time.

And she's not, you know, gonna fuck you in the middle of an online meeting, but... she gets home from work and wants your pussy on her face? You're gonna put your pussy on her face. She's getting ready for bed and needs her tits sucked? You're gonna suck her tits.

-Foreign object insertion. Mei Mei gets very creative with her sex toys because... I think she's stingy with her strap. She's definitely outgrown her pillow princess phase (years before the two of you even meet)... but she's still quite... lazy... in certain ways. Would much rather rub her pussy while fucking you with the heel of her boot, the handle of her hairbrush, her fountain pen, the zucchini you bought to make for dinner, than actually move her hips.

-Fisting. I don't think she's rough or demanding about it... but she is def going five fingers in if you let her and inspecting the stretch after <3

-Cucking. God, this woman loves watching you get fucked. Especially if she knows if that partner isn't pleasuring you as well as she could. She loves the torture of that, hearing you cry out for her with somebody else's cock in you...... she almost uses it as a form of punishment; of course SHE could make you cum, but she's not the one fucking you, is she (even if she's sometimes the one setting you up with these other partners... it's all for her pleasure)?

-And really anything that evokes her dacryphilia, too... loves to see you weepy because of the effect she has on you. So fisting and cucking like above, but also impact play like spanking, gagging (can you imagine a ball gag? I just nutted), pinching, etc!!!

-Idk what kind of kink this is... if it's chastity-belt related (because she definitely like putting you in those, too) or plain something else... But she loves it when you wear panties that are too tight for you!! Panties that get stuck in between your pussy lips and give you a wedgie all the way up to the top of you ass. She loves it when you have a little camel toe because of it, too, knowing you're wiggling on your chair because the fabric is rubbing your clit and your crack is being rubbed raw... she thinks it's the absolute cutest thing !!! And especially if you can't fix it.

-And right in the middle of these two: begging, of course. And not just begging her to make you cum, but simply asking her for anything. Mei Mei loves it when she gets to hold things over your head, money most importantly, when it ends up she can get you to offer up your face in between her legs without her even suggesting it, all for something she was always going to say yes to buying you.

Or begging for silly things too, like for her to stop working so you can spend time together, or even just kiss a little bit. Makes her ego so fat when you're made to ask.

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THANK U FOR ASKING ANON!

[wisteriagoesvroom]

back to work tomorrow

[sarcastic-clapping]

jobs paying wildly different rates for the literal exact same role based on your location is so wild when you think about it for more than 0.5 seconds because it’s like. so you’re not assigning a dollar amount to my time and energy based on the value delivered by my work, you’re dictating how well and how comfortably you think that it means i deserve to live in whatever area i happen to exist in

[fruitybashir]

i will not write a dick sucking stool oneshot i will not write a dick sucking stool oneshot i will not write a dick sucking stool oneshot

[nightxaviation]

i am. Frustrated

got a message this morning saying the job i applied for has been "cancelled" and offering me a CS job instead. which sounds fucking awful lol. so I said i was interested but I'm gonna keep looking extra hard :( i'm so ...............................ugh

[fortycds]

doing remote job training and i really loathe corporations being like we are a teeeeeam you’re in a familyyyyyyy you have so many diverse opportunities and in order to get this company to reach its lofty multi-billion dollar goals we need you ❤️ to work for scraps and do a good fucking job

[nitro-sys]

tried my best to make myself in roblox...

[eclipsecrowned]

head in hands unraveling the tangled web of how my dad f’ed up his brand new computer this week.

[yakkety-yak-art]

look I’m not going to say that you’re personally a creep or a bad person if you ship Betelgeuse with an adult Lydia (that sounds sarcastic but I mean that genuinely I truly do not care lol), but I DID feel like I was going insane when I saw people dogpiling someone on the Beetlejuice subreddit for saying “ew” and “it makes me uncomfortable” on a post literally asking people what they would think if Beetlejuice 2 ended with them together.

Like genuinely that’s all they said. They said the ship makes them personally uncomfortable and they wouldn’t have liked it being made official because of the context in which the two of them initially interact in the first movie, and several people showed up to call them a prude, a puritan who hates people who are sexually liberated (??), a “chronically online” person who probably rants about how fiction affects reality so anyone who ships anything is automatically a pedophile, etc etc.

The post was ABOUT PEOPLE’S OPINIONS. ON A SHIP BEING MADE CANON. And when someone said “I don’t want that because of how it personally makes me feel” without even making a judgement call on the people who do like it or accusing anyone of anything suddenly that person was public enemy no.1

In conclusion I hate Reddit.

[boasamishipper]

what if instead of taking the lsat i walked into the woods and never returned

[supercantaloupe]

Well I got an email that the office building is closed so. I guess I'm not going into work today

[offendedteaspoon]

ayy look it's yet another one of these

[wenek-jajecznica]

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[epsilonhybrid]

You been able to login to Destiny yet?

noo im at my father's for probably the rest of the month ^_^ my xbox is back at my place. i got college finals through 19-21th of february and i think is best if i dont get consumed by the new episode until im done with college stuff

[mechahero]

//This icon has the same energy as a cat pinning its ears to the back of its head and growling ngl

[jimalim]

The best part about my brother and I having very similar tastes is how we often get guinea pig gifts for each other for birthdays/holidays. I've been wanting one of these lamps for ages but wasn't sure if the price was worth it, so I got one for his birthday to test out/decide if I want to get one for myself.... well you can bet your ass I'm gonna be ordering another asap! This is how good it looks while half my room is bathed in sunlight! I can't imagine how much better it'll look at night!