#remove socks

[frikatilhi]

This stuff, all this stuff, right here, is what is going to sustain us, that will HAVE to sustain us, for the next... 84 years probably

[phantomrose96]

aren't you a landlord? why are you joking about welfare

Jesus Christ the reading comprehension website.

The joke was “I am my own landlord” which just means I live in a condo I own. ALONE. Which I clarified. In the post. Where I made the joke. The joke was I’m responsible for my own home maintenance.

Jesus Christ I am not someone else’s landlord.

Also “joking about welfare” I am making fun of the people who think welfare is bad and will hurt them. I am making fun of the people who are against welfare. Literal “how dare you piss on the poor moment” here. I am begging you to start paying attention in English class anon.

[hellboundhimbo]

WOE MEME DUMP BE UPON YE here’s part 1 lol

ignore the fact the last one is in a completely different format than the rest of them xoxo it wasn’t planned to be part of the dump but i figured id include it.

[whirlpool-blogs]

What have you seen in the difference in 5-on-5 year over year? What’s up? 5-on-5, year over year, what do you see different? I don’t know, I mean - what do you mean? I don’t know.

Like even strength. Yeah, what about it?

[sinni-ok-sessi]

someone needs to make yoga videos for people in cold houses. thirty minute flow where you do not need to remove your socks. positions you can achieve without your jumper riding up. front fold but we stop a good foot away from the mat because we understand your hamstrings resemble those pictures you see of iced-over rigging. you see my vision.

[missing-sock-misto]

At night, the two would curl up in the hollowed out record player they called a bed. Misto would fastidiously work at Tugger’s treasured mane, focusing on the soft undercoat that was prone to mats, and the spots beneath his chin and on the back of his neck that the tom couldn’t reach himself. Meanwhile, Tugger would comb at Misto’s iridescent fur, purring as he caught stray sparks with his tongue. They spent the darkest hours of the night working together in comfortable silence.

[sorrelpaws]

they're investigating scary noises in the dark

[skidcd-megamix]

I fw @finnthistle ‘s Paracelsus design it’s awesome

Below is Paracelsus to Paracelsus communication

Would they shake hands tbh??? Lmk

[wahroh]

Follow me to solve more of life's mysteries.

[kirby-the-gorb]

[urban-homesteading]

My favorite hobby is fixing vacuums. There's never been a vacuum I couldn't fix. So when I see a vacuum left outside a dumpster, I started clicking my teeth and pacing like a racetrack greyhound that has just seen a rabbit.

[littleloiner]

The prequel is finished. I couldn’t possibly comment on what occurred between the first and second picture but the socks definitely were removed at some point 👀

I don’t know who he is on the phone to. But I imagine there was a lot of “aaaare yooouuu” going on

Also this might be my favourite hoodie he has ever worn, love this colour on him

[oifaaa]

Genuine, no judgement question: does Steph have a bit of a bulge in the bat-briefs?

Cuz now I'm thinking of so many funny things she could be smuggling

Like all of the "is that a _____ or are you just happy to see me?" jokes but she is not actually happy to see you

Dear anon you should know better if there's three things you don't ask a woman it's their age their weight and about their bulge