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hes basically just me but i hate him more
he did his piercings by himself i guess, by some miracle they arent infected
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roach ......rrroaachhhh ....
#postal#postal 2#postal2#postal dude#roach dude#the roach ......#rrroach .#ew#sillay art#GANG SHIT .#roaachh.#🪳🪳🪳#postal 2 fanart
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that roach asscruuett,,,,
#postal dude#postal#running with scissors#roach lookngahhhh#i hope he explodes#postal fanart#roach dude
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Bad Dog, Sit and Be a Good Dog 🔞

continuation of my nexos au fic series, featuring command evol reader!
pairing: caleb x reader
content warning: ooc caleb, suggestive, imprisonment, depiction of fictional mental ailments, power imbalance, dom/sub dynamics (sub caleb), human furniture, implied coming untouched, mind control

You slowly circle the prisoner, tapping your baton against the gloved palm of your hand. In the dim light, you swear you see a drop of sweat trickle down his chest. He kneels on the ground of the cell, heels tucked underneath him and arms held behind his back. But he is not restrained.
"Are you ready for today's routine interrogation?"
"Y-Yes, ma'am..." He whispers in reverence.
You hum, "What was that? I couldn't hear you."
"Yes, ma'am!" He repeats instantly, voice wavering slightly less this time.
Subject CL204 from the Fourth Ward, Sector Six. He is a very unique specimen. Despite the intense distortions messing with his mind, he's more compliant than some of his counterparts from the lower threat Wards.
"Good." You praise him, walking over to your chair.
You take a seat and cross your legs. CL204 whimpers quietly.
"Speak your mind." You encourage him.
He fidgets in his spot, glancing between your face and the floor.
"Permission to approach?" He breathes out, finally.
"Granted."
As soon as the affirmation leaves your lips, he springs from his heels and crawls over towards you. He stops right in front of you, hovering his chin above your knee.
"Permission to..." He swallows thickly, "Touch? Please?"
You scan your eyes over him. He seems stable enough.
"...Granted." You allow carefully.
He lets out a shaky breath, arms wrapping around your legs as he rests his head on your knee.
"The chair is hard." He rambles, "You should sit more comfortable."
You squint your eyes at him. He's trying something. Nothing nefarious necessarily. But he is testing the waters, looking for something.
"Are you suggesting more furnishing for your cell?" You don't think that's what he's asking, but you feign ignorance.
"No! No." He replies quickly.
He rubs his hand over your shin. Though he is the one carressing you, this action is clearly calming to him.
He licks his lips, as if tasting the words before he speaks them, "I could be your cushion."
You're still not satisfied with his insinuations.
"I won't sit on your lap, prisoner." You state firmly.
He jolts away from you, as if burned. Though you don't follow, the grip on your baton tightens on reflex.
"Not on my lap, ma'am." He scoots back over to you, pressing his forehead against the tip of your boot, "On my back..."
Even though you're familiar with the suggestion, it takes you slightly by surprise in this situation. For a moment, you wonder if you should go along with his needy requests or if it'd be more beneficial to keep a distance. Still, you'd hate to make him feel as though you're punishing him. At his best, he is easily the most well-behaved of the Sixth Sector beasts.
You slowly get up from your chair and he immediately scuttles backwards to give you space. He wastes no time bracing himself on his arms, lowering his head as he awaits your next move. You turn around and seat yourself on his muscular back. He hisses, feeling the leather of your uniform stick to the bare skin of his back.
"You're right." You muse, "This is more comfortable."
You absentmindedly trace the tip of your baton over his tailbone. You can feel him shiver underneath you.
"Thank you, ma'am. Always a pleasure, ma'am." He says between uneven breaths.
Classic Caleb. So eager to serve, so eager to please. Even in this detoriated state, that part of him never changes.
"Who am I?" You deliver the usual question.
He whimpers your name.
"Excellent." You take off one of your gloves and rub your hand over the back of his neck.
He moans softly, reveling in the skin-on-skin contact.
"When was I last here?" You pause your hand to let him focus on answering your questions.
He starts muttering numbers. He's counting mealtimes to calculate the days.
"Eight days, ma'am." He concludes.
"Very good." You comb your fingers through his hair.
Despite practically melting under your touch, he makes for a sturdy and stable seat.
"What did I ask you last time?"
"You gave me notes. Asked me to identify the ones written by me."
You gently pull on his hair, massaging his scalp. You can feel him start to tremble lightly.
"Yes. And how did you do?"
He takes a moment before daring to answer, "Good?"
"That's right. You were a very good boy, Caleb."
The tremors intensify. You swiftly lift yourself off his back. As soon as your warmth leaves him, he lets out a pathetic cry and slumps to the ground. He whines your name, in a manner that sounds almost jovial and boyish.
"Who are you?" You finally ask him.
He blinks blearily at you, then smiles so softly it makes your chest tighten.
"I..."
You hold your breath.
"I'll always be... By your side."
The prisoner passes out.
Despite your best efforts and his great progress...
Another failure.
You stroke his hair. He looks almost peaceful like this, free from the shackles of madness for just a moment.
"Go to bed."
The limp body goes taut. Without awakening, the prisoner carefully stands up and makes his way to the mattress in his cell before laying down on it. His muscles relax again, command completed.
You almost wish he was always this sweet. Putty and pliant in your hands, craving if only the sound of your voice. And yet you still missed him. The Caleb that tried to tease you, despite knowing your icy demeanor. The Caleb that pushed back against you when he was being overprotective. But even this rabid dog before you shall be domesticated by you one day.
#why am i the way that i am uh-oh oh no#dude rlly just nutted. ascended his mortal existence for 0.05s and conked the fuck out#the first solo fic had to be sylus#and the second has to be caleb#thats just the rules#the next one is anyones guess#love and deepspace#roach on the typewriter#lads x reader#lads caleb#lads caleb x reader#lads smut#command evol reader series#head warden lads au
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#gay#gay love#gay hole#gayhot#gay dads#gayboy#gay men#gay grandpas#gay italy#gayguy#gaygermany#gay man#gay male#gay dude#gay military#gay doctor#gay uk#gay underwear#gay usa#gay spain#gary roach sanderson#gay lovers#gay cute#gay undies#gay uncut#gaysingle#gay muslim#gay europe#gay passion#gay photography
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If there's something I love, it's loud extrovert mothers that pester their evil sons about finding a romantic partner and settling down because they want grandchildren.
I finally saw strange magic! (AND TURNS OUT I'M THE ONLY ONE OF OUR GROUP THAT HASN'T SEEN IT. EVEN MY FIANCE HAS SEEN IT?!) I love everything about this movie... except the kaleidoscope ending.
Also:


This is my child. He's my everything. I want to protect him with my entire being. Oh my god. I can't. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. Little Possum mouse baby boy baby I just want to squish and boop and aargh!!!
#Hmmmm first the totally spies roach king dude and now the bog king... I don't particularly like insects but hear me out--#strange magic#strange magic imp
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sanderson
#cod#gary roach sanderson#repost because i jsut realized one side of the visor was longer#like woahh your face is melting dude#had to fix it
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you were clearly meant for more, than a life lost in the war
#roach cod#gary roach sanderson#cod#call of duty#dozeart#cod modern warfare#youth by glass animals was made for you my lovely dude#also twice i’ve drawn ghosts hand but not the man himself
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I hate those Hobie ship fics/fanarts/headcanons where Hobie's partner is potrayed as being offput by his looks but warming up to him once they get to know him because it's just the writers/artists projecting onto to them that they think Hobie is ugly but 'makes up for it' by having 'a nice personality'.'If i met Hobie i'd be intimidated at first but then talk to him and realize he's not defined by his looks!!!'What's wrong with what Hobie looks like.Why would he need to 'prove' to you or whoever you ship him with he's not grotesque and hard to look at and that 'it's what on the inside that counts'.Quickly🫰🏼🫰🏼🫰🏼!!!
#'we mean he's punk not that he's black'when a white punk boy so much as exists you call him an angelic softboy and treat him like an adonis#be so fucking serious.hobie makes all the poser alt dudes y'all've been thirsting after since the 90s look like roaches#hobie brown#hobie browb deserves better#hobie is jamaican#hobie is ugandan#transmasc hobie brown#unlabeled hobie brown#autistic hobie brown#team dad hobie#seapunk lover hobie#mama's boy hobie#ace hobie#poly spiderband#ghostpunk#punkbyte#laddoopunk#punkflower#goldenpunk#gwen stacy#black gwen stacy#trans gwen stacy#margo kess#miles morales#pavitr prabhakar#atsv#spiderman#antiblackness#💌#summerposting
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thoughts on dave and aradia (<>)?
day 356
BIG fan tbh. in this house we love and respect timerails
truly yall read this log and tell me theyre not cute
#day 356#year 4#dave strider#aradia megido#aradave#homestuck#she really saw this kid and was like OH YOU HAVE ISSUES WITH YOUR MORTALITY?? :D#boy do i have some relevant life experience and wisdom to impart on THAT ISSUE SPECIFICALLY#and then she just. very gently and kindly makes the subject more approachable for ghostdave#the pesterlog i linked is literally my FAVORITE aradia moment. to me it is THE character defining moment for god tier aradia#yes she is being kind of ominous and trickstery at first#but it VERY quickly becomes clear shes got genuine concern for this kid she's had very little to do with up until this point#she really wants to connect with him over their shared time aspect stuff#and she really DOES care about how he feels about everything. she wants to help and she wants to put him at ease#because she KNOWS from experience that being dead and having to cope with what that means for you is like VERY UPSETTING AND TRAUMATIC#shes not just like. 'hee hee i think death is great and awesome because im edgy'#shes like 'no dude being dead is scary if you dont have anybody to explain this shit to you. so im going to explain it-'#'-and hopefully by the end of this conversation you will have some new things to feel relief and maybe even joy and excitement about'#'not just in spite of the death thing but BECAUSE of it'#i know shes spooky and has weirdgirl swag and we all love that about her but like#at her core she is a very KIND person. she may occasionally struggle to connect to people through the Death Special Interest Haze#but she WANTS to and when she DOES she is like. a genuinely very warm and comforting presence for her friends#ANYWAY. if andrew hussie or i guess james roach now want to give me an honorary doctorate for my 12+ years of intensive aradia studies#i will be here waiting patiently#timerails
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Roach dude returns
#shitpost#digital art#drawing#my artwork#postal#postal dude#running with scissors#postal 2#doodle#postal oc#fandude#oc x canon#roach#bug#insectoid
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Cockroach shrines created by people.
#interesting#interesting facts#discover#thats interesting#thats incredible#thats insane#like woah#woah#woah dude#woah :0#cockroach#roach#roaches#rip#shrine#shrines#rest in peace#lol#memorial#whatthe#what the#what the flip#what#what the hell#what the fuck#what the heck#what the freak#woahhhh#woahg#but woah
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this fuckass roach brh
#THAT ONE BETA(?) MODEL OF HIM BTW#either way .ugly as hell#postal#postal 2#postal dude#HATE HIM#hes so fucking ugly dearrr god#took away the pribt on his shirt .....cause hes fugly#postal 2 fanart#so damn ugly#roach dude#<-callig it that now .
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idk where to go from here yet so... racha3d progress report
i definitely learned a lot about modelling from this! first of all its so annoying but its so satisfying at the same time
#this took me two tries? thats honestly insane dude#i thought i would give up a few minutes into the new model but no#im so happy with it#blender3d#3d model#my oc#dumstupidcreations#pipsOC roaches
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YOU HAVE TRIED.
#art#my art#artists on tumblr#digital art#oc#pink space#tw blood#tw injury#tw impalement#<- it's a sword [<- hit the w hard] so i supposes? i supposes jfhsjf#anyway if i need more taaags let me know lol 💫💙#//2 out of 3 of these are canon events. maybe all 3 wgho knows man Hkfsjfhf :3#/i stress abt it for No gd reasons but i did have fun w/ the blood and stuff yeaaaaay :D#one of my faaavorite things to draw idk why i don't more often lol#/got this all done last night at the cost of my sleep. and my tumach. and. likely my sanity but that one's still waiting on confirmation :3#/when will i just post a comic without cleaning and effecting it to hell god. just asking no particular reason kgfhjsfj#//anyway if i make one w/ aura - which likely i will i am very ill at the moment - okay i forgot what i was going to say BUT. uh#my girl 💫✨💫✨💥💫✨💫✨💫 close enough to w/e i just lost in my brain kfjshfjh#//anyway he CAN die be not fooled lmao ‼️ it's just he's gonna come back. Weirder jfsjhfkshfjkv#though he is like a roach watch out for that :)👍#this dude [puts him in a microwave popcorn bag and just shakes it]#//OKAY i gotta be getting ready for mass gonna maybe explode into the abyss now#probablyyyyyy kfhsjfh#//i do have ideas for the aura one man. man. Man... oh man...#well let's see if i do anything with that lol; okay Toodles ! ! ! 💥#//had to turn on my hotspot to post rn lmao‚#named my hotspot The Emanator btw for some reason people think it's really funny#don't know if that's a reference or they just think it's goofy so i'm confused But i like the name so jfjshf#Oo yeey okay internet's back let me just press this buttonnn‚#//edit: adjusted text glow :)
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He wants to get water
One problem: it's 3am
Aka demon/ ghost time
#does anyone remember those 3am videos on yt?#dude i used to watch them all the time lmaooo#ghost has shown riach too many of them#gary roach sanderson#call of duty#roach cod#traditional art#art#artwork#cod#roach cod fanart#call of duty fanart#sketchbook art#cod modern warfare#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty modern warfare 2#call of duty roach#call of duty mwii#call of duty mw 2 2009#cod roach#roach call of duty#roach cod mw2#3 am
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