dating rob holding? aka certified disney prince?
THIS IS FUN because we all see rob's fun and outgoing and all and he's no different with you
he loves going to concerts and you love seeing him happy and carefree so ofc you'd come
you'd both sing your heart out when it's the concerts of your mutual liking
as a post-concert syndrome, you'd dance with him on your way to the car
while you're laughing as you dance, he stops and admires you dancing under the street lamps because you look so ethereal doing it
like he can't believe you're his and has been sticking up with him since his bald days despite his country music playlists
and find someone who loves lowkey dates like he does in times like this? you're a gem he intends to keep
he teaches you all about NFL just so you both can watch together
but when you sport on a Tom Brady jersey, he doesn't know whether to scream at you or choke you
bcs goddamn you look so stunning wearing that oversized jersey
choke it is
affectionately ofc
but like still making sure he doesn't break the bed because that jersey combined with your helpless moan? he's dead
probably why he doesn't give you his black away kit
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Robert Reich, Former US Secretary of Labor, Leftist Economist Political Commentator as well as professor, author, lawyer, father of Dropout CEO Sam Reich. god in heaven help me i'm so down bad. please don't credit me for this
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pathologic but it's a lost 1920s german expressionist film [id under cut]
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image 1: a digital drawing of a fake poster, using bright colours and rough, painterly brushstrokes. the title, 'pest' (german for 'plague'), is written at the top in spiky black text. in the foreground a man dressed as a tragedian is staring intently at the viewer, his hands raised and splayed as if in horror. in the background, the town is framed against a red sky, with the polyhedron in yellow behind.
images 2 and 3: fake casting sheets for the film, with the names of the actors and the characters they are playing above a black-and-white portrait photograph of them. all the text is in german. in english it reads:
'Pest', a film by Robert Wiene
Alfred Abel as Victor Kain
Ernst Busch as Grief
Lil Dagover as Katerina Saburova
Ernst Deutsch as the Bachelor
Carl de Vogt as Vlad the Younger
Marlene Dietrich as the Inquisitor
Willy Fritsch as Mark Immortell
Alexander Granach as Andrey and Peter Stamatin
Bernhard Goetzke as General Block
Dolly Haas as the Changeling
Ludwig Hartau as the Haruspex
Brigitte Helm as Anna Angel
Brigitte Horney as Maria Kaina
Emil Jannings as Big Vlad
Gerda Maurus as Yulia Lyuricheva
Lothar Menhert as Georgiy Kain
Asta Nielsen as Lara Ravel
Ossi Oswalda as Eva Yan
Fritz Rasp as Stanislas Rubin
Conrad Veidt as Alexander Saburov and Tragedian
Paul Wegener as Oyun
Gertrud Welcker as Aspity
image 4: four digital sketches of set designs for various locations. all are strongly influenced by expressionist imagery, using extreme angles, warped perspective, and dramatic shapes. they are labelled 'street 1' (a street lined with houses), 'street 2' (a square with a lamppost and a set of steps), 'polyhedron exterior' (the polyhedron walkway), and 'cathedral interior' (the dais at the far end of the cathedral).
image 5: four digital drawings in a black-and-white watercolour style, showing fake stills from the film. all are similarly distorted and lit by dramatic lighting. the first shows katerina's bedroom, with katerina standing in the centre of the floor. the second shows the interior of an infected house. the third shows daniil staring out of the frame in horror, one hand on his head and the other raised as if to ward something off. the fourth shows an intertitle with jagged white text reading 'the first day' against a dark background.
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Lord of Dreams freshly plucked out of the Dreaming.
Of course you couldn't resist, Hob :).
the funny thing is that I originally sketched out and shaded a different version of this (Dream clothed only in his skinny jeans - I'll put it under the cut, hint spicier though - only a little :)). It was nice I guess, but then I looked at it and thought: you know what would look great draped over the edge of the sofa? Dream's shadowy dress from this (x) post. yes, I have to redo this from scratch now :).
and I'm happy that I did. I prefer this one more - I think it has more soul to it and is more soft and playful. sigh
but don't wanna waste the first version and I think some of you might like... so feel free to keep reading if you're curious
I usually don't shade with screentones but I got inspired by the amazing art of @/levionok and her teacher!Hob sketches (x)
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I know realistically fallout 4’s cast of companions would destroy a settlement if they were left alone there for too long together but I think it’s even funnier if they are aggressively playing nice because they are all connected 6 degrees from Kevin Bacon style through the Sole Survivor.
It’s like they are all collectively dating this one person who happened to just bag people from like every possible political opposite but ig they won’t try and shoot each other for the day cause it makes SS smile when they see them getting along or whatever.
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Knowing “Nerdy Prudes Must Die” was the first idea the Lang brothers had for Hatchetfield makes the whole series so much funnier.
Like, did they know in “The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals” that the weirdo who demanded a hot chocolate would be the leading man of the high school horror show?
Did they know the prude they mentioned a few times would be a homophobic murderer who defiled a corpse, fucked a ghost, and became a vessel for dark lords?
Was the homeless man joke in BEFORE the recast because they were still brothers, or not?
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