#rolanda Hooch

[severussnapemylove]

Headcanon; Every August 31st, the entire staff of Hogwarts gathers at the Three Broomsticks for a night out before the school year starts the next day. Without fail, they always get entirely sloshed. Severus always makes sure to brew an extra large batch of hangover cure potion to sort everyone out the next day.

[lulublack90]

Prompt 21 - Inhale

@wolfstarmicrofic June 21, word count 410

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It didn’t take long for there to be a battle between Remus, Sirius, James and Peter on the backs of inflatable animals. Sirius had picked a flamingo and Remus had a seal. 

“Charge!” Sirius shouted, and they all violently kicked at the water, awkwardly propelling them towards each other. Sirius’s flamingo bounced off the side of Peter’s unicorn. Somehow, Sirius’s barrage knocked Peter off-centre and his unicorn flipped over, taking Peter with it into the cool water. 

Remus had taken his eyes off James while he watched Peter roll. That had been a mistake.

“Hi,” James whispered loudly beside him and shoved him into the water. 

He broke back through the surface quickly but managed to inhale a mouthful of water as he rose. He coughed and spluttered, trying to clear his lungs. An idea popped into his head. He ducked beneath the gentle waves and disappeared from view. He could hear the frantic shouting of Sirius’s voice as he swam beneath James’s hippo. 

Silently he rose from the depths and, as he’d expected, everyone was looking at the spot he’d last been. 

“Surprise, dickhead!” He cried as he launched himself out of the water, tipping the hippo over and dumping James in the water. 

“Victory!” Sirius cheered. “Nice one, Remus!” He blew an exaggerated kiss at Remus and Remus took a bow the best he could in the water. 

They’d been the first in the water, and they were the last to leave. They’d been relaxing, floating in a circle around each other until Ms Hooch called over to them.

“Five more minutes and my shift is over, so you’ll have to get out, boys,” They swam over to the dock and hauled themselves out. 

"Let’s go get changed and head over for dinner,” James suggested, as he helped Peter out of the water. They all nodded, feeling the chill from being in the water for so long. They hurried back to the cabin as quickly as they could. Remus grabbed James’s t-shirt from the end of the dock as they walked by, realising yet again that his scars were on show and apart from Snape, no one had said a thing. Sirius took his hand and squeezed it as if he knew what was going through his mind.

"You're beautiful," He murmured into his ear. Maybe he could read Remus's mind. Remus blushed, no one had ever called any part of him beautiful, well apart from his mum. 

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[design-men]

𝑀𝑎𝑛𝑢𝑒𝑙 & 𝑅𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑎 𝐻𝑜𝑜𝑐ℎ …𝑀𝑎𝑑𝑎𝑚 𝑅𝑜𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑎 𝐻𝑜𝑜𝑐ℎ 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝑤𝑖𝑟𝑦, 𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑐 𝑤𝑖𝑡𝑐ℎ 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑡 𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑦 ℎ𝑎𝑖𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑤 ℎ𝑎𝑤𝑘 𝑒𝑦𝑒𝑠.

𝐼 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑣𝑒ℎ𝑖𝑐𝑙𝑒𝑠… 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑠𝑎𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑜 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑖𝑚𝑠4... 𝑎 𝑏𝑖𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 coolen 𝑐𝑐 …💗

[chocfrog-enjoyer]

HSHSHSHS

Snape’s such a mood but I can’t with how much he hates he agreed to my invitation

ALSO OMFG HOOCH HAHA THE MORE I PLAY THE MORE I LOVE THIS WOMAN. She didn’t get much time in the books let alone in the movies

[notglutenfresh]

The idea of Professor McGonagall being bisexual but only discovering that later in life, after already living a life with a husband (temporarily), then widowed, and I just imagine her looking at Hooch or Pomfrey one day and just thinking, "Merlin, they're really pretty." And then just subconsciously accepting the fact that she likes women as well then completely forgetting about it. Until she finds Marlene crying in the Quidditch changing rooms after a match, and when Marlene tells her that she's going through a rough patch with Dorcas because they need to keep their relationship kinda hidden because of the few but loud bigots. Then, to comfort her, McGonagall literally just says, "You shouldn't hide each other from the world if I had a girlfriend I wouldn't." And Marlene is like, "Wtf you like women?" When McGonagall realises what she's said herself, she freezes for a second but then nods, realising that she's been bi this whole time, but that doesn't change anything, in the same way she thinks the fact that Marlene and Dorcas both being women shouldn't mean that they can't be open about their relationship.

[womeninfictionandirl]

Madam Hooch by inbetwinstudio

[lilithofpenandbook]

Minerva, Rolanda, Pomona, and Poppy all spend summer together living like coastal grandmothers in a very fancy villa that technically only one of them owns but they all own too

Okay fine Rolanda isn't coastal grandmother, she's coastal tomboy aunt who lives with her "dear friend" for years who she's obviously just friends with or at least she would if she wasnt one) first married to Quidditch two) asexual (she's an asexual lesbian don't tell me I'm wrong and she likes to flirt with all the three above but in an entirely platonic way

Also they bring Severus along and he's the coastal grandson who wears the clothes they bought him and has the most ridiculously huge stack of books and packs a book bag for the car ride (because Rolanda insists on driving them in her vintage roofless car for the vibes) with an autobiography, a novel in case the biography is too much, a collection of short stories if he runs out of patience to get to the good parts in the novel, and a book of essays when he wants something intellectual but doesnt want to read a whole book, and yes he insists he needs them all for the ride because anything could happen and it could take way longer than expected so he absolutely needs every single one of these books, and throughout the summer he's constantly just reading and yet somehow hia tbr doesn't get any shorter.

[the-doxies]

I made Picrews of The Doxies! (caramael’s character creator)

Abraxas Malfoy

Alphard Black

Barty Crouch SR.

Claude Rosier

Cygnus Black

Druella Rosier

Eileen Prince

Euphemia Prewett

Fleamont Potter

Ignatios Prewett

Lyall Lupin

Minerva McGonagall

Orion Black

Poppy Pomfrey

Rolanda Hooch

Tom Riddle

Walburga Black

[thistlecatfics]

The Hot Mess Express by @yrfrndfrnkly (17k, M, Minerva/Rolanda)

Being Albus's Deputy Headmistress was bad enough before Gilderoy Lockhart showed up…

Tags include: A.S.S., Lockhart bashing (does that even count as bashing?), Competent Women, caper!, meddling colleagues, Matchmaking, Ski Chalets, the Pyrenees, treasure chest of dildos, and 70s pornos, Hot Tub, outdoorsiness, Spelunking, tandem broom rides

This fic is just so fucking funny and clever and heartwarming. It's just such a warm fic - perfect to read this December with a cup of tea and snow flurries outside. The characterizations are so brilliant (Manipulative and campy Albus! A meaningful and moving Severus & Minerva friendship!), and Minerva's voice throughout the fic is so distinct and captivating and dry and hilarious.

Here are an excessive amount of quotes to convince you to read this fic:

"Not, mind you, that Minerva would prefer another sycophantic Percy. But a repeat of Charlie wouldn't be so bad: gentle natured and a dab hand at Quidditch."

"Commiserating with Septima about the forthcoming publication of her article in The Arithmancer (coming along slowly; Reader 2 is a hack)"

"experience has taught her that Gilderoy has very selective hearing: if his name isn't mentioned in a sentence, he's unlikely to register it."

"Honestly, his approach to Headmastery and Dark Lord Vanquishing is at least twenty-five percent style and another twenty-five living performance art."

"prays to the patron saints of sapphic Hogwarts teachers, Helga and Rowena themselves, that this ludicrous caper ends the same way that one had—the tub in the teacher's bathroom is practically a hot tub, after all."

[madmedicmax-ao3]

Housewars at Hogwarts

- characters pt2

Howdy, y'all!

More characters, yippee! Anyway, just like before, these are my personal interpretations, so if you image them differently, feel free to redo them so.

(Btw, if you want to read it, here's the link: Housewars at Hogwarts)

Just like before, I drew this on paper by hand, using regular and coloured pencils (and eraser, ofc).

Hope you enjoy it and have a wonderful day, y'all!

[ashesandhackles]

@hprecfest Day 9 - rare pair

1. Flying Lessons by phantomato

Andromeda Tonks/Rolanda Hooch

First person point of view. Love me some older women finding love again, and what I really, really enjoyed is Andromeda's feelings about her body - as a woman who has internalised some things growing up in a family that valorised respectable pureblood marriages - settling to a healthier place within the fic.

Summary:

Andromeda takes Teddy to flying lessons so Harry doesn’t get that, too.

2. Till We Have Faces by TeddieJean

Andromeda Tonks/ Rodolphus Lestrange

A very, very layered Andromeda, with her love for Tonks, Ted sitting at the edge of her compartmentalisation and her love for Bella, along fatalism stay as centerpiece for this narrative.

Summary:

When everything comes to a head, sometimes it's hard to tell what's inconsequential. Otherwise known as the implausible yet oddly intriguing Andromeda/Rodolphus story that I don't understand the conception of.

3. End of the Road by StarlingFlight

Godric Gryffindor/ Salazar Slytherin

Starling's writing is rich with details, and you can feel the texture of each scene: the angst, the political tensions and of course, the desire.

Summary:

The beginning of a new year at Hogwarts brings tensions between its founders to boiling point.

4. Lucretia in Paris by @artemisia-black

Lucretia Black/OFC

We all deserve a sensual smut that luxuriates in each moment.

Summary:

At 20 years old, Lucretia Black is sent to Paris to learn etiquette and instead she learns about pleasure.

4. Knotweed by @turanga4

Poppy Pomphrey/ Pomona Sprout

Quiet, restrained, tender! There is a steady heart beating through the fic, even in the aftermath of war that hopes for the future.

Summary:

A romance and a reckoning, in the last year of the War.

[severussnapemylove]

Albus; "And what do we say when life disappoints us?"

Severus; "Called it."

Trelawney; "As the prophecy foretold..."

Sprout; “It really do be like that.”

Hooch; “Oof...”

Remus; “Tonight’s a great night to never wake up.”

Minerva; "Time to fist fight God."

Albus; “NO!”

[lulublack90]

Prompt 20 - Hippo

@wolfstarmicrofic June 20, word count 442

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The jump was a lot higher than he’d realised it was, and it seemed to take forever for them to reach the water. But then he plunged through the surface and was submerged beside Sirius, still holding his hand. They stared at each other for a moment in this quiet, serene peace before they kicked up, at the same time breaking back through the surface. Remus gulped in the fresh air while Sirius crowed, lifting his arms in the air and flopping backwards, taking Remus with him. They floated side by side on the surface of the lake. 

“Eugh, gross, what’s he got all over his body?” Snape shouted from the dock, pointing his long claw-like finger at them. Remus dropped his legs, so he could sink into the water, obscuring his body from view. 

“I don’t know how you can say that to Remus, Snape. Remus looks far fitter with his kit off than you do,” James came to his defence from the back of a pink inflatable Hippo. Remus sunk below the gentle waves, his face so red it heated the surrounding water. 

Sirius yanked him back up as Peter called out from the back of his rainbow-haired unicorn. 

“Scars are cool. Do you have any idea how many people he’s been turning down since he got here? Legendary is our Remus.” The blush returned, but Sirius’s hand, now wrapped around his waist, brushing against his worst scar, kept him bobbing at the surface. 

“Mr Snape!” McGonagall's shrill voice cried from behind him. “I have never heard such foul language against another member of this camp and I have been here a great many years, as I’m sure you are aware. You will go back to your cabin and write me a 2000-word essay on why body shaming is not acceptable behaviour. You will be completing chores for the remainder of your stay here as well, and I shall be calling your parents directly.” She walked him back to his cabin before disappearing into her office to make her phone call.

“Does anyone else have a problem with Remus’s body?” Sirius glared at the remaining campers on the dock. His voice strong and loud, daring them to say yes. A sea of shaking heads. “Well alright then,” Sirius turned away from them and swam towards the slide, towing Remus along at his side. Remus heard the many splashes from the other campers entering the lake but ignored them, deciding to have some real fun for once in his life and splashed water over Sirius playfully swimming quickly away from him and beating him to the slide by quite a margin.  

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[mayhemjeans]

I need help

that sounded dramatic but whatever

I have a fic idea in my head about Tom riddles era except like a bit less evil and it’s about his friend group essentially being the first gen marauders and their first prank involves the giant squid and cocaine but i have no clue what to name the group and i can’t sleep until I have figured this out

send help pls

[rhiaflamesong]

Poppy/Minerva/Pomona/Rolanda

@sapphicmicrofics prompt: Beach, 50w

After a whole year with this idiot Lockhart they had earned their vacation in Spain. Lying on the beach their greying hair mingled, hands woven together. Poppy, Minerva, Pomona and Rolanda enjoyed not having to hide their relationships. Damn Albus and his "only single teachers" policy. They did not care.

[celestemagnoliathewriter]

If I wasn't so busy I'd start my own HP discord to celebrate the ladies of canon, they need more love asap