#nancy wheeler incorrect quotes

[sp1derdads]

Steve: [removes Eddie from his lap to do work]

Eddie: husband is... evil? husband is unyielding? husband hates me? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going into hiding again. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[multiverse-of-fandom]

Nancy: WHERE IS MY COFFEE?! I SWEAR TO GOD IF I FIND OUT WHO DRANK IT I WILL-

Robin: I did, sorry.

Nancy: -just buy another one. It's OK, you need it.

[skylarinfinity]

m/n: [walk to hopper] officer! can you help finding my girlfriend? she been missing.

hopper: [get worried] can you describe her-

m/n: i have a drawing of her [pull out paper with stick figure drawing on it] here [give it to hopper]

hopper: uh- [clear his throat] can you just how me her picture or just give me her name.

m/n: my phone on her handbag, i can't just tell you her name i respect her privacy- [stop after heard somebody screaming his name]

[nancy rush toward them and hug m/n]

nancy: oh gosh m/n, don't walk away for me like that! [slap m/n bicep] you had me worried bad.

hopper: [look them both] nancy, where the hell do you find this man?

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[noahmars]

Y/N: Do you want to know your gay name? Nancy: My... my gay name? Y/N: Yeah, it's your first name- Nancy: Haha. Very funny Y/N- Y/N: *gets down on one knee* And my last name. Nancy: Oh- oh my god.

[envyadams-vs-me]

- Eddie and Nancy as roommates -

Eddie: *reading a magazine* Am I a apple or pear shape?

Nancy: *Finishing an article draft* Shh! I'm almost done.

Eddie: *gets up and measures himself in the mirror* ....Pear!

*half hour later*

Nancy: Eddie, come on!

Eddie: *walks out wearing one of Nancy's skirts*

Nancy: 😑

Eddie: What? The skirt draws the eye to my slim waist and away from my generous hip area.

Nancy: 😑

Eddie: I'll give it back!

[lavenderstobins]

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[piliharrington]

*At Steve and Eddie's house*

Jancy's kid: Uncle Eddie, why don't you have a wife?

Eddie: Because I'm gay.

Jancy's kid: What does that mean?

Eddie: It means I like boys, not girls.

Jancy's kid: Then why don't you have a husband?

Eddie, looks to Steve who is in the kitchen minding his own business: I don't know. WHY DON'T I HAVE A HUSBAND, STEVE?

[princessdave]

Steve, a superstitious jock who just realized he’s only won fights in his Scoops uniform: I’m telling you Robin, it’s science

Robin: how are slutty sailor uniforms going to help us beat Vecna?

Steve: what were you wearing when you cracked the Russian code?

Robin: oh shit

Kas!Eddie: *immediately passes out when he sees season 3 babygirl Steve come into the upside down*

[criminally-obsessed]

STEVE: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener. EDDIE: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because they are in love with them. ARGYLE: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for their secret deliveries in the middle of the night. ROBIN: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other. NANCY: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending. JOHNATHAN: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.

[kurtkankle]

it’s time for… more fruity four text posts!

[steddiealltheway]

Jonathan: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Robin and Nancy's convo?

Argyle: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Eddie: I'm in the washing machine.

Steve: I'm in the closet.

Argyle: We accept you Steve. <3

Steve: No I'm literally in the closet.

Argyle: Love is love. <3

[sp1derdads]

Steve: is there a word that’s a mix of angry and sad?

Nancy: malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Eddie & Robin: smad.

[multiverse-of-fandom]

Ronance Incorrect Quote

Nancy: Robin, I'm straight.

Robin: So is spaghetti before it gets wet. *winks*

Nancy: *internally* Well, F*CK.

[joehawke]

Dustin: were you dropped on your head as a child?

Steve: bold of you to assume I was even held

Dustin:

Eddie:

Nancy:

Robin: Steve, we’ve talked about this

[noahmars]

Robin: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Eddie and Y/N's convo? Steve: Me. I'm in the laundry basket. Dustin: I'm in the washing machine. Mike: I'm in the closet. Nancy: We accept you Mike. Mike: No I'm literally in the closet. Will: Love is love.

[standatsvthoughts]

*on a nature hike*

Nancy: it’s beautiful out here

Steve: and quiet

Nancy: too quiet

Steve: did we lose someone?

*Cut to Eddie and Robin trying to befriend a bear*