#safe SCP

[noodlenoises]

Top 10 Most Friendly SCPs

I've already covered the scariest SCPs (in my humble opinion). But the SCP Foundation is a massive archive of all kinds of strange objects, events, and creatures. Some of them are even nice! So here's some of the friendliest ones. You're welcome.

Twice before, I’ve counted my personal top ten Scary SCPs. One, two. See? And since the SCP Foundation is so much more than just “scary monsters,” I figured now was about the right time to present my list of the most friendly SCPs. Asking “What are the friendliest SCPs” can be a bit complicated considering so many are either so strange that it’s difficult to parse their intentions, or so…

[rottingraisins]

vanguard blues

[eeks-cursed-art]

before and after pics of a gas mask bag i got at an antique store a couple years ago, wasn’t quite happy with how I decorated it so i decided to rework it

i painted all the patches except for the sunflowers on the strap of the bag, those were leftover fabric from a t-shirt i used to make the back patch for my vest

the buttons i bought while working at faire this year and one of the pins and the aroace star was made by one of my partners :-)

[husbands-mogai]

‎‎‧₊˚✧[Safegender]✧˚₊‧

Safegender - a gender that feels like or is an anomaly classified as safe in the scp universe which means it requires very little to keep in contained

- Anyone can use

I strongly believe xenogenders are for everyone even a cishet neurotypical white man with a white picket fence and three kids

~ requested by no one

[mrmeepsmadmind]

traumatized dickweeds turn to torturing each other so they can distract from the fact that they both need therapy

[doefrilled]

𓎟 ̊    names, prns, and sys names relating to scp𓈒

requested by anon

Facility﹐  Plague﹐  Foundation﹐  Corvid﹐  Corvidae﹐  Doctor﹐  Virus﹐  Anomaly﹐  Phenomenon﹐  Oddity﹐  Hazard﹐  Seven﹐  Four﹐  Five﹐  Six﹐  Nine﹐  Entity﹐  Paradox﹐  Cryptid﹐  Paranormal

eye eyes﹐  plague plagues﹐  049 049s﹐  173 173s﹐  999 999s﹐  (or any scp numbers as pronouns)﹐  anon anons﹐  entity entities﹐  odd odds﹐  it its﹐  ix ixs﹐  horror horrors﹐  secure secures﹐  para paranoia

Anomalous phenomena﹐  Special containment database﹐  Superstitious foundation﹐  Paranormal facility﹐  Hazardous anomalies﹐  Memetic hazards

note: I do not know much about scp at all unfortunately, but I tried my best!

[PT: Names, pronouns, and system names relating to scp

Requested by anon

Names: Facility, Plague, Foundation, Corvid, Corvidae, Doctor, Virus, Anomaly, Phenomenon, Oddity, Hazard, Seven, Four, Five, Six, Nine, Entity, Paradox, Cryptid, Paranormal

Pronouns: eye/eyes, plague/plagues, 049/049s, 173/173s, 999/999s, (or any scp numbers as pronouns), anon/anons, entity/entities, odd/odds, it/its, ix/ixs, horror/horrors, secure/secures, para/paranoia

System names: Anomalous phenomena, Special containment database, Superstitious Foundation, Paranormal Facility, Hazardous Anomalies, Memetic Hazards

/end PT ]

[ur-faves-cluster-b]

SCP-049 from the SCP Foundation has Borderline Personality Disorder!

requested by; anon

[chronicallyqueercoining2]

Anombreachfailic :

(Flags with more or less imagery on them)

A gender for anomalies / SCPkins who feel like their gender relates to constantly trying to breach containment but failing to do so. They may feel like their gender is connected to their kin identity, and they relate it to being an SCP.

This gender may represent the desire to breach containment, but the boundaries in being unable to.

The symbols:

(Scp symbol and scp breaching containment symbol, as well as splattered ink to represent failing to breach containment)

Requested by: Anon

Archives: @horrormogai @liom-archive

[bloody-red-gem]

I just stumbled upon the Sexypedia, trying to find out who tf Miguel O'Hara was (turns out the Spider Man fella, but it doesn't matter).

AND HEAR ME OUT!

There is no Fulgrim! NO. FULGRIM.

I found Sanguinius, Konrad and Magnus (fair enough), but not the unbelievably hot shapeshifting snek man? Really..?

That's it, I'm calling the Dark Prince rn. Your Sexypedia is not sexy enough.

[secure-contain-pride]

Inviredpoolskip

[PT. Inviredpoolskip]

An inviane identity connected to the image of SCP-354 "The Red Pool", this can be a gender, alterhumanity, aldernic, ect.

Inviorigredpoolskip

[PT. Inviroriedpoolskip]

An inviane identity connected to the original image of SCP-354 "The Red Pool", this can be a gender, alterhumanity, aldernic, ect.

Tagging: @radiomogai

[neededtheyob]

Made 963 kin flags color-picked from the amulet! Feel free to use, just remember to tag me!

[buntress]

[No spoons for IDs, help appreciated]

❝ SCP-4666 kin // SCP-4666 Nonhuman ❞

[PT :: SCP-4666 kin // SCP-4666 Nonhuman]

SCP-4666 Kin :: Can also be called yule man kin, a flag for those who kin SCP-4666: The Yule Man SCP-4666 Nonhuman :: Can also be called Yule Man Nonhuman, a flag for those who are nonhuman and SCP-4666: The Yule Man.

[No spoons for IDs, help appreciated]

❝ SCP-4666 Species // SCP-4666 Alterhuman ❞

[PT :: SCP-4666 Species // SCP-4666 Alterhuman]

SCP-4666 Species :: Can also be Yule Man species, a species flag for those who are SCP-4666: The Yule Man. SCP-4666 Alterhuman :: Can also be Yule Man alterhuman, a flag for those who are alterhuman in the same way that SCP-4666: The Yule Man is alterhuman.

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Colors taken from @theflaggerrrr's Xulcontic flag Note :: Merry Christmas & a Happy Yuletide all! I hope everyone has a lovely day, be safe <3

Archive Tagging :: @radiomogai @specieschive @kin-flags @alterhumanflags @horrormogai

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Taglist :: @genderdenied @mimiscoiningcafe @discrophy @horrgores @smilepilled

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Additional Tags :: @thescaryhyperfem @eparchclass @rabidbatboy

[radfemrafayel]

rereading scp 166

trigger warning for sexual assault

there was a time where i had a massive hyperfixation on the SCP series. i started off with SCP-469 , then moved onto more notiable ones such as SCP 049, SCP 035 (I ship them... so much. too bad there's literally no content of them.) and eventually found myself falling in love with the mystery of SCP 5000

When I was a teenager, maybe 14 or 15 I found myself reading the old article of SCP-166, dubbed The Teenage Succubus. In short, she was a girl who dedicated her life to chastity, served as a nun in training and the worship of the Abrahamic God. Due to an anomalous effect she has, her existence is irresistible to those of the male sex. To clarify her abilities aren't within her control. To protect 166 from their violent advances, she was taken from the monastery she served in to the SCP foundation.

And then I watched a youtube video detailing her existence. It was adorably animated. they made her little sprite so cute and if I can recall, at the end they showed her hanging out with another one of the female SCPs. But the comments... looking through it made me want to vomit. People were calling this poor girl a whore, a thot, objectifying her, making horrifically lewd comments about her situation, joking about her existence was sinful... the list goes on and on.

So, why wasn't she any of the names that these commenters gave her?

Rereading her character story in the lens of a radical feminist, it is clear that SCP 166 is a victim, and can interpreted as a commentary on the punishment of existing in a female body- to be reduced by men to her appeal despite doing nothing to invoke such a behavior. Within the context of the foundation and general fandom, SCP 166 isn't known for her devotion to god, or any artistic talents she has or how she might even be a symbol for how assault survivors feel (like people are constantly sexualizing them, danger around the male sex, everything is their fault and can't being perceived sexually despite not consenting) , but the external interpretations of her existence, specifically how men react to her.

I've always SCP-166 abilities as a way to comment on how women are always burdened with the responsibility for men's thoughts and behaviors. (Such as: What were you wearing? How were you acting around him? Did you flirt? Did you tempt him? YOU let him in here...) Not to mention how this affects teenage assault survivors. She was 16! 16 and being blamed and contained for the way people react around her. Rather than releasing a cure to stop these men for wanting to violently rape her, they confine her for her own 'safety.' She should've been able to live her life as a normal girl, with her friends, family and freely participate in her religion without being forced into containment because men can't control how they act around her.

This poor girl's existence is defined by how men perceive her. not because- god forbid she might be a person with thoughts, feelings and own opinions.

SCP-166 also a nun. She is seen requesting religious materials and wanting to speak with someone from the church over the phone for confession. Due to her religious upbringing she feels horrific guilt for being sexualized by men. (and it might just be general discomfort because what on EARTH is a man doing by sexualizing a 16 year old?) and i feel so bad for her. Nuns devote their lives to serving God. they stay away from sex to live a life of celibacy to appease god, and yet they are sexualized beyond their control. Their purity is a thing to corrupt, their devotion to god seen as a fetish and their clothes reimagined to reveal certain body parts.

In short, SCP 166's story can be read as a commentary on the objectification of young women that is beyond their control and how there is inherent punishment to living in a female body. SCP-166's identity as a catholic nun (and possibly artist) is overshadowed by her anomalous abilities, her body is perceived as a scapegoat for how men react to her and is constantly blamed for the reactions of others. I mourn for this girl. I mourn for everything out of her control .

[brightside-brigade]

Woke up from a nap because of a migraine and like. I can tell something in headspace changed. No idea what, everything seems the same, everyone is accounted for. Somethings just changed. Anyone else experience this stuff?

[scp-detector]

good luck on the scp hunt, narcs

Thank you for the submission! Dr. Awad and myself enjoyed finding all the items in this picture. =D

MULTIPLE SCPs DETECTED! Safe, KETER

Object #'s: 335 (One Hundred and Fifty 3.5" Floppy Disks), 686 (Infectious Lactation), 1000 (Bigfoot), 2221 (Amicus), and possibly 2614 (Sometimes I Go Out In Pity For Myself)?

Item #: SCP-335

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-335 is to be kept in a secure location to prevent tampering.

Description: SCP-335 is a set of one hundred and fifty 3.5" floppy disks discovered in a cardboard box found in the attic of former Agent ███ shortly after her termination. Each disk is individually numbered in hand-written permanent marker. Disks are to be referred to by their number; SCP-335-001, SCP-335-002, etc. Each disk has also been labeled with a human name in the same writing as the numbering. 118 are male names and 30 are female. There is some speculation as to whether SCP-335-011 "Jackie" is meant to be male or female. The names have no identified pattern.

Read more on the SCP Wiki!

Item #: SCP-686

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Samples of SCP-686 are to be stored under standard protocols for class 2 biohazardous liquids in G2 facilities. SCP-686 is infectious but not virulent. It can only afflict a new host when taken orally, and is not motile or otherwise 'active'. The infectious agent's mechanism of operation is not known. SCP-686 does not contain appreciable amounts of nucleic acids and prion activity is not apparent.

Due to the large quantities of SCP-686 that are being produced by various test subjects, the principal requirement for this substance is not so much containment as it is disposal. While pasteurization has proven completely effective at sterilizing the infectious agent, whatever its nature, it is recommended that all unneeded stocks of SCP-686 should be incinerated. Human consumption is not recommended by anyone other than designated test subjects.

Description: SCP-686 is an opaque white liquid consisting of a suspension of lipids and proteins that is indistinguishable from ordinary high-grade dairy milk without detailed analysis. At a biochemical level there are certain subtle differences: the protein content is much more complex, with most of the peptides so far proving difficult to sequence, and it contains a richer blend of vitamins and minerals than is typical of cow's milk.

Read more on the SCP Wiki!

Item #: SCP-1000

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: All media reports related to SCP-1000 are to be examined for potential verifiability. All organizations and individuals investigating SCP-1000's existence are to be kept under surveillance by Mobile Task Force Zeta-1000 and discredited or administered amnestics. All physical signs of SCP-1000's existence must be retrieved and kept in Foundation custody, and replaced with decoy items if necessary. Alleged sightings of SCP-1000 must always be investigated by MTF Zeta-1000, however trivial the claim.

Absolutely no contact with wild or captive instances of SCP-1000 is allowed without prior approval by Director Jones. Any interaction between SCP-1000 and humans, including Foundation personnel, must be reported to Director Jones immediately.

Description: SCP-1000 is a nocturnal, omnivorous ape, classified in the Hominini branch along with genera Pan and Homo. Adults range in size from 1.5 to 3 m (5 to 10 ft) in height, and weigh between 90 and 270 kg (200 - 600 lbs). They have grey, brown, black, red, and occasionally white fur. They possess large eyes with good vision, a pronounced brow ridge, and a sagittal crest on the forehead similar to that of the gorilla, but present in both sexes. Their intelligence is on par with that of Pan troglodytes (the common chimpanzee).

SCP-1000 is Bigfoot.

Item #: SCP-2221

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Websites believed to host instances of SCP-2221 are to be isolated for examination, and civilian users are to be blocked from such websites. A team of C-Class personnel are to maintain an ongoing search for websites and software that require the user to agree to an End User License Agreement, and thoroughly examine all such agreements for signs of SCP-2221.

Given the impossibility of containing all instances of 2221-A, field agents will instead focus on counteracting their effects. Agents should remain in contact with law enforcement agencies worldwide to monitor for sudden increases in extrajudicial violence. Agents are encouraged to share information about 2221-A affiliated groups with national security agencies in order to diminish their political and social impact. Foundation policies on political non-intervention have been temporarily waived in order to respond to this threat.

Description: An instance of SCP-2221 is an End User License Agreement (EULA), of the sort commonly agreed to by consumers in order to use software. Instances of SCP-2221 are typically found attached to free or inexpensive software available over the internet. They are unusually long for EULAs, presumably to deter consumers from reading to the end. Near the end of the contract are three clauses believed to bring about distinct but related anomalous effects.

Read more on the SCP Wiki!

Item #: SCP-2614

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2614 is to be kept in a locked container in the personal office of Dr. Schmidt. Requests to research SCP-2614 must be forwarded to his office.

Description: SCP-2614 is a DVD copy of the fifth season of the television drama The Sopranos. The disc itself is moderately scratched, consistent with deterioration after heavy use. The object does not bear any marks of origin, although the word "BOOKSHELF" written in black marker obscures the title logo on the top face.

When played, SCP-2614 is non-anomalous unless an action is performed during a scene where a character is watching the film █████ ██████. If the Play button is pressed on any working remote device, the viewer is granted control of the camera view through the device's directional pad and the center button used for forward movement. The camera is free-moving and fully maneuverable. Upon the performance of this action, it is not possible to revert to the previous non-anomalous state without ejecting the object and thoroughly cleaning with isopropyl alcohol.

Read more on the SCP Wiki!

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MTF-χ-2

pronounced: MTF-Chi-Two

for trans people obsessed with SCP foundation !!