#sam b

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Sam B in Dead Island 2 02/??

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Jacob: Hey, how did your group on Banoi get out of these messes?

Sam: We didn't. We just made a bigger mess that cancelled out the first one.

[voodoo-mama]

It's my boy, Sam B!

[wouldtheyfuck]

[itszombietime]

[anayaswritingblog]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dead Island (Techland Video Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Dani (Dead Island), Ronnie Redford, Sam B (Dead Island), Purna Jackson Additional Tags: Zombie Apocalypse, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Ronnie doesn't die, Purna saves the day, set during Sam B's mission Summary:

When Sam B, Dani, and Ronnie go to get guns from the big game hunter's house in Beverly Hills, a slightly different take happens when another shows up to help them out. One that Sam B appears to know well.

A badass with guns.

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Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.

[ectonurites]

happy valentines day y'all

[evilwickedme]

Fuck it I'm bored so here's a ranking of different Peter Parkers by how Jewish they are

Dead last, obviously, is MCU!Peter Parker. This version of Peter is the farthest from comic canon to the point of being almost unrecognizable at times. Also, Tom Holland answered the question "is peter parker Jewish" in a Wired Autocomplete Interview a while back with a very baffled "no", cementing him forever as my sworn enemy. So he's actually the only peter parker who, at least by word of God, is canonically NOT Jewish. -1000000/10

Next up is Tobey Maguire's Peter Parker. I think this Peter is... fine, at least he's much closer to comic canon than MCU!Peter, but honestly that's not saying much considering how far the MCU strayed from comic canon or even the spirit of comic canon. But like overall, Sam Raimi's movies just aren't particularly interested in presenting Peter as Jewish, so, eh. 1/10

By far the most Jewish of live action Peters is TASM!Peter, also by far the most comic accurate of live action Peters. I'd be remiss not to mention the fact that Andrew Garfield is Jewish, and he understands the character so fucking well. He stated on record that he played Peter as Jewish and that he sees Spider-Man as an inherently Jewish character:

However, the Webb movies still do not textually define him as Jewish, and the best parts of Andrew's Peter's Jewish subtext are better when viewed in light of the comics. Overall, 6.5/10

Next up is the original, our beloved comic book Peter, pictured here saying Happy Hanukkah in a panel from Matt Fraction's Hawkeye. Comic Peter is one of the most heavily Jewish coded comics characters of all time, which is saying something considering how Jewish comic books are as a medium. Obviously he was created and often written and drawn by Jewish writers and artists, but beyond that his driving ethos and values are incredibly Jewish, and as a bonus he's constantly sprinkling Yiddish and Jewish phrases into his speech, alongside things like the above panel where he outright acknowledges Jewish culture in a scene where everyone else is saying merry Christmas. However, despite the extremely heavy coding, Marvel Comics are fucking cowards, and he has yet to be confirmed Jewish, so I must give him a measly 8/10.

Finally, the cream of the crop, the most Jewish of all Peter Parkers, Into the Spider-Verse's Peter B. Parker my beloved!!! Peter B. is voiced by Jake Johnson, himself a Jewish actor, and is a phenomenally accurate representation of comic book canon - but he also has the unique quality of being canonically, textually, in the actual movie Jewish! It's a bit of a blink and you'll miss it scene, but when we get introduced to Peter B. in his "one more time" segment, we see his wedding to MJ, where he steps on a glass. This is a Jewish minhag - custom - meant to represent the destruction of our Temple and Jerusalem, as well as remind us that sorrow and joy come intertwined, and is one of my personal favorite Jewish customs. It's a phenomenal moment in the best Spider-Man movie, and while this version of Peter would have been my favorite film version regardless, his Jewishness absolutely pushes him even further up. 13/10, no complaints

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this fuckass show is so fun to draw and recreate even, look at them alls (got a few more parts to this)

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challenged myself to draw duos i don’t really see in both canon and fanon content!! i tried experimenting a tiny bit too :))

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Sam B in Dead Island 2 01/??

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Xian Mei: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve. Bruno: I think you mean cards. Sam: She did not. Xian Mei, pulling out knives: I did not.

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i must say beard birkitt is making me question again 🤔

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final boss: names

+ bonus Marisha’s Brennan impression:

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Sam B's jacket is so dope.. his outfit really got an upgrade in this game.