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The Demon Brother's Angel S/O

Lucifer X Reader, Mammon X Reader, Leviathan X Reader, Satan X Reader, Asmodeus X Reader, Beelzebub X Reader, Belphegor X Reader.

Summary: They're angel S/O sees them for the first time after falling from the celestial realm and decides to stay with them as a demon. (Satan meets the angel for the first time and they decide to stahy with him.)

Lucifer

📚 Lucifer missed you a lot, he never said anything because their situation was his own doing but if you paid close enough attention you would know that he missed you. 📚 Not only did he lose his sister but his partner too, some would say that was the reason that he was the way that he was, you were the one that he would talk to when he needed to talk through something. 📚 He had resigned himself to the fact that he was never going to see you again, he’d never wish this life on you and even if he wanted to there was no way that he could contact you anyway. 📚 Lucifer would never stop loving you or thinking of you but he does throw himself into working and looking after his brothers to distract himself.

Lucifer never expected to see you again so when he went with Diavolo to greet the exchange students from the Celestial Realm he was floored, Simeon and Luke were there but the only person he really saw was you, you were crouched talking to Luke about something but he said something that caused you to look over, when your eyes connected with his they widened, you stood up biting your lip to hide the smile. Lucifer should have turned around and left but he was too selfish for that, he needed to see you even if you didn’t want to talk to him.

Diavolo opened his arms with a smile on his face as he welcomed you to the Demon Realm, Lucifer watched you as you listened, smiling at the fact that you hadn’t changed, you didn’t even seem to be judging the demons the way that others had. The tour was over quickly and while he didn’t want to leave you he still had work to do. The biggest problem though was the new found pride that wouldn’t let him admit that he missed you or needed you.

It was a few weeks before either one of you came face to face again, with your settling in and the work that he had around RAD, he didn’t see you for a long while but when he did his heart stopped and no amount of pride could stop him from pulling you to the side “What happened?” He asked, he could tell that you were thinking up some kind of lie solely from the way that you paused. “Nothing.” You answered, you settled for a poor lie, your eyes were red and you were rubbing at your eyes as he caught sight of you. “You’re lying.” He called you out, he had no time for it and honestly he wanted to make sure that you were okay, that none of the other demons were making life hard for you. “What does it matter to you?” You asked, he looked at you almost stunned before he schooled his features and answered the question. “I’m supposed to make sure that this exchange programme continues without a problem, if there is something going on you need to tell me.” He explained and you nodded. “As I thought.” You answered “you want to know the reason that I’m upset?” “Yes.” He answered. “I’m upset because I came here foolishly thinking that you might want something to do with me but instead you avoid me at every turn and don’t even look slightest bit happy to see me.” You answered “I know you never asked me to come but I thought you’d at least be a little happy to see me.” “(Y/N) that no-” “Lucifer, it's okay, you don’t have to explain, I won’t bother you anymore.” You attempted to walk past him but he reached out grabbing your wrist and pulling you back so you were chest to chest with him. “I want nothing more than to hold you and love the way that I did before but if I do you won’t be able to go home.” He said. “I haven’t been home for a while.” You argued “I never felt at home without you.” His lipid hovered over yours as you spoke. “If you do this there’s no turning back.” He reminded you but only seconds after he had ended the warning did you connect your lips to his, if his eyes had been open he would have seen the wings changing from pure white to pitch black, your wings matched his and neither of you had a problem with that.

Mammon

💳 Mammon missed you but he was another that would never say it, the difference between him and Lucifer was that he was terrible at hiding it. 💳 He missed that you’d never be angry with him, you would encourage every one of his schemes and you made sure that he felt loved no matter how angry his brothers were. 💳 You draped over him and told him that you loved him all the time and sometimes he missed the weight on his body especially at night when he felt most alone. 💳 Mammon decided to try and forget you, he knew that he’d never get you back but he wanted you more than anything.

Mammon held his cards close to his chest as he watched the faces of the demons around the table, one of them pushed more chips onto the table and he was about to do the same when a gentle hand laid over his fingers intertwining with his “stop here my love, you’ll lose everything.” He gasped cards falling to the table as he looked back, there you were the soft smile that he loved on your face “hi.” Mammon stood from where he was and dragged you out by your hand, the calls from the table falling on deaf ears. “What are ya doin’ here?” Mammon asked as he thumbs over the apples of your cheeks, looked everywhere to make sure that it was you and that you weren’t hurt. “I’m part of the exchange programme that Diavolo was running.” You said and you could see the tears welling in his eyes. “So you’ll be here fer a year?” He asked. “Yeah.” You nodded.

From there on Mammon dragged you everywhere, he got you new clothes and gifts while spending as much time with you as he could, he’d go to Purgatory Hall with the human and leave her with Simeon, Solomon or Luke and come looking for you but it was late one night when he called you “Where are ya?” He asked. “In bed.” You answered. “In Purgatory Hall?” He asked. “Of course.” You answered as you walked towards the door “is something wrong?” “I just…” “You're outside?” You asked, walking towards the entrance opening the door and seeing him standing at the gate just as he confirmed. “Come inside.” You took his hand when he was close enough and led him back to your room. “What’s going on?” “Nothin’” He answered, pressing his face into your shoulder. “Really nothing?” You asked “because it seems like something is bothering you.” “How do you always know that?” He asked. “What’s going on?” You asked as you guided him to lay down with you, he positioned himself over you with his face still buried in your neck. “I just… It’s selfish but I don’t want you to leave.” He said and you looked at him and smiled. “Lucky I don’t want to leave then.” You said as you started running your fingers through his hair. “What!?” He asked pulling back to look at you, you just smiled and leaned forward pressing a kiss to his lips. “No, no, ya can’t-” He watched as the feathers of your wings fell to the floor and wilted away until there was nothing but a pair of bat wings that matched his “your wings, you…” “I want to stay with you and they can’t make me go back now.” You smiled sitting in his lap and wrapping your legs around his waist. “Your stuck with me, my greedy demon.” “I never wanted anythin’ more.” He mumbled, turned you both and laid back down to finally get some sleep.

Leviathan

🎮 Levi became a shut in the moment that he lost you, you were the one that would swing by and force him out for a couple of hours and then reward him after. 🎮 Levi missed having someone that he could call on when he needed a social person to rely on, when it came to meetings and the like he’d always bring you along so that you could help him when he needed it. 🎮 You were usually his recharge as well when he had been through a taxing day he’d hide somewhere with you until he felt like he could face the world again. 🎮 He struggled without you a lot and they all noticed it, they could see that he was missing you and that he needed you.

You followed Lucifer who led you to Levi’s room “he’s not been out much since we got here, and it’s getting worse, you were the only one who could get him out back home.” He said as he knocked on the door once before opening it. “Levi, I have a visitor for you.” “I don’t get visitors Lucifer what are you-” He stopped talking the moment that his eyes set on you. “Y-you-” He pulled the headphones from his ears before jumping into the tub to hide from you. “I will leave you to it.” Lucifer said. “Thank you.” You said as you walked towards the tub, you sat down with your back to it and sighed “I missed you.” “You missed a stupid otaku like me?” He asked. “I missed my cute little shut in.” You corrected him as your eyes cast around the room, noting Simeon’s books on his shelf and smiled as you walked over to them. “The Tales of The Seven Lords… You’ve read them?” “You know them?” He asked, you remembered the first time that you had met him and smiled. “Yeah… Read them before I came down here, and talked to the author too.” You said and his eyes widened. “You know Christopher Peugeot!?” He asked, appearing in front of you, his tail moving rapidly with the new information. “There he is.” You smiled. “My cute little Otaku.” He blushed as he looked away from you but you pulled his attention back by asking him to show you all of his other favourite things.

In the months that the end of the exchange programme approached you saw him start to pull away from you, you knew what he was doing and decided that you wanted to stop that before he isolated himself all over again. You walked into his room no regard for knocking you had stopped doing that a long time ago. “I wanted to ask you about something.” You said as you stood with your arms crossed. “Mm.” He hummed, not looking away from the screen. “I was thinking about staying.” You said. “Staying!?” He asked half turning to you as he finished the boss battle. “The only way that you could stay is if you become a demon.” “Yeah, I know that.” You nodded as you moved closer to him, wrapping your arms around his neck as you leaned down. “I don’t want to leave you again, you know I need you just as much as you need me, I was so sad without you.” “You were?” He asked. “Yeah.” You nodded pressing a kiss to his cheek “You're the only person I have.” “I-” “Do you want me to stay?” You asked. “Yes!” He answered and you smiled leaning closer only teasing for a second before pressing a kiss to his lips, you wings falling away as you grew a tail scaled like his though black in colour and the scales grew over your neck (black diamonds with a dark blue almost purple outline) you turned towards him and straddled his lap his hands found their home on your waist as they used to and he pulled you closer still, he wasn’t letting you go for a long while now.

Satan

🐈 Satan was the only brother who didn’t know you before the exchange for obvious reasons. 🐈 SWhen you first talked to him he thought that you were fishing for information or trying to get him to snap but it didn’t take long for him to figure out that you had no such intentions. 🐈 SHe really started to like you when he found you feeding the stray cats that he visited a whole stake that you had bought from the neighbouring restaurant. 🐈 SHe worried for the day that you would have to leave but he enjoyed your company while you were there.

Satan seemed quiet today, you tried to get him to talk about what was bothering him but he didn’t want to talk about it and found some way to get out of the conversation, that was why you were waiting in his room careful of the books around and cuddled up with the kittens until he got home. You watched him walk in and he didn’t notice you at first “Oh my- What are you doing in here?” He asked. “You’ve been quiet and avoiding me… What’s going on?” He asked. “Nothing that I can’t get over.” He answered. “Can I help?” You asked. “Yes.” He answered. “How?” You asked. “By leaving.” He said as he pointed to the door. “What?” You asked, he didn’t repeat himself fairly sure that you had heard him. “I… Okay if that’s what you really want.” That night you left and the next morning you were called back to Celestial Realm.

You were back by the next day having been cast from the Celestial Realm for falling in love with a demon “surely you want to see him.” Diavolo said. “Who?” You asked softly. “Satan.” He answered. “How did you-?” “You’ve taken the attributes he has: the sharp tail and the horns” you looked down at the tail that was taken home around your waist and thigh. It started green and darkened into black and one hand moved to touch the small horns on your head. “He doesn’t want to see me.” You informed him and he sighed having heard from Lucifer what had happened between the two of you after your abrupt departure, you promised that it had nothing to do with the programme but he was curious all the same. “Well your room is still empty, you can go back to the one.” Diavolo said and you nodded and thanked him.

“Satan!” Said demon groaned at his name leaving the mouth of the second youngest brother. “What Mammon?” He asked. “Have you heard?” Mammon asked. “What?” He asked. “(Y/N) they’re back and they’re a demon, they were cast out of the Celestial Realm!” Mammon said, Satan looked at him. “What?” He asked. “Where are they?” “I dunno.” He shrugged. “Useless.” He muttered as he stood from where he was sitting and walked to Lucifer’s office. “Where are they?” Satan asked. “Who?” Lucifer asked with a sigh. “(Y/N).” He answered. “What do you intend to do, they are hurting enough.” Lucifer warned him. “I have to apologise.” He said.

You pressed your hand to your mouth as you tried to muffle the cries, you had considered staying in Devildom once but the person you would have stayed for didn’t want you and now you were stuck there and no one wanted you. You felt someone sit behind you “come on darling I need you to breathe with me.” Satan… What was he doing here “hey come on.” He said softly, his tail sliding around yours and loosening it’s hold on your waist to try and help you breathe better. “I’m sorry that this happened to you, I thought if we stopped talking then your place in the Celestial Realm would have been safe, it seems I was wrong.” You tried to pull away from him “where are you going Darling?” “You don’t have to stay here.” You said “you didn’t want me when I was an angel, why would you want me now?” Satan dove forward connecting your lips with such force that you fell back on your mattress, his hand coming up to protect your head as you fell, his tail wrapping around you where yours had been moments ago. “You have no idea how much I wanted you but I had no right to ruin you this way.” He mumbled “no matter how much I love this look on you.” “You do?” He asked. “Give me a chance to prove it.” He pleaded. “Okay.” you nodded. “Thank you Darling.” He breathed pressing another kiss to your lips.

Asmodeus

💅 Asmo craved something that he couldn’t do, you weren’t there and all he wanted was you, he filled his time with partners that reminded him of you but they weren’t you and they weren’t good enough. 💅 You had always been there for him and there was a lot to adjust to and no one to talk to about it, he was the one who helped you to see who you were supposed to be in the Celestial Realm. 💅 His brothers would sometimes catch him looking at things and mumbling about how you would have liked it or how good it would look on you. 💅 He never expected to see you again so when you did so he was more than confused when you showed up on the exchange.

He had seen you from a far, you were getting a tour from Lucifer and Diavolo, you had noticed him the moment that you stepped into the same hallway with him but he was surrounded by demon fawning over him and some of them even kissing his cheek or hand, it took a little while for him to realise that you were there. When he did he was stunned completely and you were gone before he could get to you.

You avoided him after that, you could see that he settled in well, as you had expected he was always good at that you weren’t worried about him. You didn’t want to ruin the standing that he had made in Devildom so you kept to yourself and talked to Simeon, Luke and Solomon (you became fast friends with the human and even told him of your relationship with Asmo). You had also assumed that if he got the chance he’d tell you that he didn’t want to be with you and that your relationship was over so if you didn’t talk to him you wouldn’t have to hear it.

You were humming as you walked into your room, you turned on the light and jumped out of your skin at the sight of Asmo who was laying on your bed seemingly waiting for you. “W-what are you doing here?” You asked. “Looking for the prettiest angel there is.” He answered. “I thought you saw him everytime that you looked in the mirror.” You said remembering when he said something to that effect when you were in the Celestial realm. “I see the prettiest demon when I look in the mirror now.” He said as he pulled your chin to look at him. “I was looking for you.” “Me?” You asked. “Why?” “Well you’ve been avoiding me.” He answered “I thought you’d be thrilled to see me.” “I was! I am! It’s just, you settled in so well, you have so many… Friends, I didn't want to ruin it.” You explained. “Aren’t you cute.” He leaned closer to you pressing a kiss to your forehead, you followed his face but he but his finger over your lips as to stop you causing you flinch slightly and wait for what you never wanted to hear “If you do that then you won’t be able to go home.” “This Realm has been kinder to me than the one that I was born in.” You said and he sighed resting his forehead against yours, you saw his form change to his demon one. “This is what you will look like, you won’t have those wings or the power that comes with being an angel.” He explained, you were barely listening to him as you dove forward too quickly for him to stop you and pressed your lips to his, he couldn’t help it, he pulled you closer, feeling the feathers fall from your back as they shrunk the skin became thicker and somehow softer at the same time. His fingers traced over the new marks on your right arm an inverted version of his pink hearts with a black outline and of course the wings and horns to mirror his. “You have no idea how long I’ve wanted you back.” “You wanted me back?” You asked. “I craved you like nothing else.” He said as he pressed a kiss to your temple “Devildom isn’t ready for the most attractive demon couple.”

Beelzebub

🍔 Beel definitely missed you, he was sad at first but he learned to hide it quickly and distracted himself with the fact that he was always hungry, he didn’t want his brother to feel bad. 🍔 You guys were always together so it was weird not to see the beautiful angel not hanging off of his shoulder or him carrying you. 🍔 He’d separate food and things that he knew you would like because he was sure that he was going to see you again someday. 🍔 He worried that he’d be too scary when you see him, so he promised himself that he’d always be smiling and happy.

Beel had been a practice, he didn’t even know that the exchange students were coming to Devildom today, he didn’t care anyway. He was just finishing up with practice when he glanced at the stands to see a familiar face, you were sitting there, he blinked as he looked at you, he dropped everything that he holding as he walked towards you, he falter only for a second before he was running all the way up the stands to where you were sitting his lifted you with little effort and pulled you into a tight hug. “Hey Bub.” You greeted him wrapping your arms around him. “You're here… How?” He asked. “The exchange programme.” You answered. “S-so you have to go back?” He asked. “At the moment, yes.” You nodded “but maybe we can sort something out.” “You would stay here?” He asked. “I want to be wherever you are, I’m sure that you need someone right? With Belphie off on the exchange to the human world.” You said and he smiled burying his face in your neck and squeezing you even tighter.

It was getting towards the end of the exchange when Belphie was back that you decided to talk to him about staying in Devildom, you had asked him to come back to your room “you wanted to talk to me?” He asked. “Well, remember when I first got here and we talked about me staying here?” You asked. “Yeah, you spoke to Diavolo?” You asked. “Yeah… the only way that I could stay is if I became a demon,” You explained. “Oh.” Beel said softly as he pulled you to him cocooning you with his body. “So you are leaving then?” “I never said that.” You said quickly as you looked at him and he frowned. “But you can’t-” “Do you want me to stay?” You asked. “Of course.” He answered. “Would you love me if I was a demon?” You asked. “Yes.” He answered. “Then there’s no need to say goodbye.” You said softly as you leaned forward pressing a kiss to his lips, you felt your wings get lighter as Beel pulled you to straddle his waist as you both pulled away. His eyes widened as he looked at your wings. “They are beautiful.” He said softly, you lifted your wings to find that there were a pair of dragonfly wings now on your back, when the light shone on them there was a (F/C) glow into the room, he leaned forward and pressed his fingers to the small horns on your head and bit his lip. “Your mine?” “I’m yours.” You confirmed.

Belphegor

💤 You were the only other person apart from Beel and Lilith that he ever let see the real him, the one that loved the stars and cared for his brothers and sister. 💤 Belphie was angry at Lucifer for condemning him to this life, he was tired all the time and when he slept he dreamt of you. 💤 Belphie never missed a chance to remind Lucifer of what he had taken from him, what he had to leave behind, since none of his other brothers would. 💤 He missed you every minute of everyday and he wanted nothing more than for you to forget about him and live a full life in the Celestial Realm.

Lucifer had never been happier to see you, he was having trouble with Belphegor and he knew that you would be able to talk to him, maybe get through to him, at least for the exchange programme. Lucifer walked you up to the attic where he had kept Belphie for the past couple of days, you frowned “you're keeping him caged like some animal, you ever do that with Satan?” You asked. “This is different.” Lucifer answered. “Because of who he plans to hurt?” You asked “So if your brothers are in danger of being hurt that’s okay but Diavolo becomes the one in danger and suddenly you jump into action?” “Are you going to help or not?” He asked. “Take down the barrier.” You ordered, you stepped into the room in the attic when the barrier was down. “Don’t move.” Belphie ordered and your eyes found him in the shadows of the room. “It’s me Belphie.” You said softly. “I know who you are and you can’t see me like this.” He muttered. “There's nothing wrong with you.” You said as you stepped forward. “I’m a demon.” He answered. “Last I checked I was your partner.” You reminded him. “We both know that’s not true.” He argued “we can't even be together! I’m not an angel anymore.” You rolled your eyes diving forward before he could stop you and pressing your lips to his, he wanted to push you away to save you from the life he was forced to live but instead he wrapped his arm around your waist and kept you close to him your hands slid up to his hair, he felt your wings fall away replaced with a tail, it was white and clumsily wrapped around his as you moved closer to him. “Now we can.” You said softly hand tracing over the horns on his head. “Between you and me I like this look on you, even if you don’t.” “You look pretty cute like this too.” He smirked as he leaned closer, hovering his lips over yours. “Did you miss me?” You asked. “Every day.” He promised, Belphie glanced over at the entrance to the attic and then back at you, before dragging you over to the bed and laying down with you. “We have to talk about this Diavolo thing.” You said to him. “After a nap.” He mumbled, you could tell that he was already almost completely asleep and smiled running a hand through his hair. “Alright after a nap.” You promised.

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I have never sent a request before but I thibk this is where I put it hehe. I was wondering about two songs and 2 characters so I will let you decide which is better. Songs are surrenderdorothy - becarefulupthere

Soap&Skin - Me & The Devil

And characters are Aemond Targaryen or Aegon Targaryen

Me & The Devil - Aemond Targaryen

Authors Note: I hope you enjoy! Just a reminder that my April event is starting so make a request HERE- (especially if you like Taylor Swift)

Warnings: mention of death, allusions to sex

Word Count: 1711

Description: Your father claims Aemond the devil.

House of The Dragon Masterlist

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Early this morning

When you knocked upon my door

Early this morning

When you knocked upon my door

The pounding on the door came as no shock, but it had your maids shaken up as they all jumped from their spots. The one doing the braids of your hair shot you a look, fearful and panicked, through the mirror on your vanity and you sent her a small smile to ease her.

You knew this was coming.

You knew the second your father, the enemy of your nightmares, announced your betrothal at last night's festivities that the news would make it to Westeros, his drunken ramble about your future husbands ‘luck’ would surely be spread even quicker. Only a lousy father could announce to a room that your maidenhood was your main attribute.

“Should you like me to get the-” The maid begins and you shake your head.

“No no, thank you. I would actually like the room to be cleared.” You mumble softly, reaching up to touch her wrist softly and move past her. They all scurry out quickly, not looking at the white haired male that glared at each and every one of them as he left.

Aemond does not wait for you permission to enter your chambers, catching the oak door with his hand and slipping in before your guards could see, slamming it shut behind him and latching it.

He keeps his back to you, and that nauseated feeling you had gotten last night returns in full swing as you take a seat on your bed, watching his rigid posture as he keeps one hand splayed on the wood of the door. It seemed like he was trying to keep the anger in check.

And I said hello Satan, ah

I believe it is time to go

Me and the devil walkin' side by side

Me and the devil walking side by side

“Hello…….Devil.” You call out, trying to gain a reaction by the tease. His hand clenched into a fist on the wood and he turned ever so slightly to glare at you. But you don’t back down, that glare would never scare you.

“So it is true, he has truly declared me the devil and you to be married to that old twat?”

“His words were a bit different….”

Aemond whirls then, teeth bared as he marches forward until his hand was on your jaw, his grip firm but not enough to hurt you. “Then tell me his exact wording.”

“It does not matter.” You lie, hands coming up to hold onto his arms, watching as he relaxes under your touch.

“It matters to me and if the rumors are true and that pig made a mockery out of y-”

“They are just words, they do not affect me in the slightest, my prince.” You whisper and his jaw tightens.

“They affect me. Your safety and virtue matter to me. When someone makes a mockery of you, my beloved, it fucking matters to me.” He murmurs, pulling his head closer so your foreheads touch.

“The joke they make of me is the least of my worries.” You smile, spreading your legs so he can stand between them.

“It is time.”

“For?”

“Us to run.” He smiles, pushing you so you were laying, crawling over you so your noses remained touching. “You agreed to hold off running in hopes that your father agreed to our union. But he has declared me the devil and announced you to marry a corpse.”

‘And I would like to offer my congratulations to Lord Borros, who has beat out the fucking Devil of Westoros for a chance at my daughters hand. He, a fine friend, will have much fun with my daughter's biggest gift…..HER MAIDENHOOD!”

The cheers that had followed that sentence were stuck in your mind, hearing them over and over, and you grimaced under Aemond. As per usual he misses nothing, pressing his nose into your cheek and kissing your jaw.

“If we run, no one can stop us.” He whispers. “I believe it's time for us to go.”

And I'm gonna see my man

Until I get satisfied

See, see, you don't see why

And you would dog me 'round

He didn’t give you much time to argue, pulling you into his arms softly as he stands, your feet floating about the ground as he walks to the door.

“Aemond my shoes.”

“No time.” He smiles.

“My father will catch us before we get to Vhaga-” He spins you, causing you to yell out with a giggle, before he swings the door open and begins his journey through the halls with you still in his arms.

He catches a string of guards coming and rushes into a dark alcove, shoving you into a wall and covering your body with his own. “Shh.”

“You shh.” You whisper, still hiding your face so the guards can’t see you.

“How about a garden?” He whispers out of the blue, nose nudging against yours as you shush him again. “No, I want to plan our future.”

The thought had you bubbling with excitement, leaning on your toes to kiss his lips quickly. You would be with Aemond, no one could stop you, no one could tear you apart. “Tell me you love me until you get sick of it.”

“I will never get sick of it.”

“You still haven’t said it.”

“I love you.” He smiles, and turns to make sure the guards have passed.

See, don't see why

People dog me around

It must be that old evil spirit

So deep down in your ground

There are guards around Vhagar, surrounding the dragon with swords drawn as she sleeps on the grass.

Your feet sink into the mud, hand gripping onto Aemonds tightly when you see the guards, pulling him closer as he inspects what he needs to do. But the second the men surrounding the dragon see him they back up, eyes wide as most put their hands up in surrender.

It hit you then, that these men really viewed Aemond as the devil.

They were afraid of him. The man you had crawling to you most nights had most men shaking in their armor.

“Vhagar!” He calls, calling her awake and pulling you close to her. He keeps an eye out for the guards as he pushes your hand to her snout, allowing Vhagar a moment to adjust to you once more.

Once he is sure his dragon is fine he brings you up, hands wounding around you to keep you grounded to him as he calls for Vhagar to take off. You close your eyes, the wind whipping your face, as he leans to share some of his warmth with you.

You may bury my body

Down by the highway side

You may bury my body

Down by the highway side

“I shall never be separated from you, my beloved, from the moment death greets me may I be buried into the earth until my paramount may be buried by my side.” Aemond mumbles, slicing a knife into the tip of his thumb and moving to swipe it on your lips as he says the old gods vow in valyrian.

You repeat the vow, and repeat his words of Old Valryian as you swipe your own blood along his lips, blushing a bit when he sucks in your thumb to taste it and smile.

You finish the ceremony, tears sliding down your cheeks as the tight feeling in your chest explodes, his forehead on your own and finally you are home.

His hands hold your jaw, your forehead against his, and he kisses you deeply. His tongue clashes against yours and the iron taste of blood coats your mouth as his mouth devours your own.

When he pulls back for a breath of air you are gasping, eyes opening to see the intense look he is already giving you. “Mine.”

“Yours.” You smile, allowing him to lean in to claim you once more.

So my old evil spirit

Can Greyhound bus that ride

So my old evil spirit

Can Greyhound bus that ride

“I don’t even recognize you.” Your father seethed, sword drawn with the guards of your homeland behind him.

You stood on the steps to the Iron Throne, dressed in Targaryen fashion, with your husband two steps behind you. His family stood with you both, Alicent sitting on the throne and Aegon leaning on a pillar behind it.

“I demand my daughter return home so that she may fulfill our promise to Lord-”

“I cannot.” You interrupt, standing taller and pinching your eyebrows together. “I have married Prince Aemond, and we have consummated our marriage in front of the old gods and the new-”

“I WILL KILL YOU!” Never did you think your father would scream such words at you, nor did you think he would ever charge at you with a sword. There is a moment of panic, a harsh gasp leaving your lips as Aemond pushes to cover you and take the blow.

A harsh clank of swords against each other before your father is on his knees and Alicent is calling out for Aemond to draw back.

“You will apologize.” Aemond snarls, snapping his head back by the back of his hair. “You will apologize to my wife right this fuckign instant or she will watch me slit your throat.”

“You’re the fucking D-”

“Devil. I’m aware. You enjoy saying that? Enjoy claiming me as a god?” Aemond laughs, pulling the hair tighter. “I will allow you to treat me like this, but you will not treat her like that. I fucking refuse.”

“I apologize to your wife.” Your father seethes, and Aemond looks to you for approval, smirking when you nod.

Your father drops when Aemond lets him go, waltzing back up to you and wrapping his arm around your front and keeping his back to them, blocking your view of them as he made eye contact.

Aegon mutters out a dracarys and Aemond pulls your jaw before you can look, keeping your eyes on him, taking off the patch slowly so you can see the sapphire gem.

“We’ve got you.”

Me and the devil. Walking side by side.

#aemond #targaryen #aemond tar #aemond one eye #prince aemond #aemond targaryen #aemond targaryen possessive #aemond targaryen angst #aemond targaryen smut #aemond targaryen x reader #aemond targaryen imagine #house of the dragon imagine #house of the dragon fanfiction #house of the dragon fanfic #house of the dragon #house of the dragon smut #aemond hotd #aemond fanfiction #aemond x fem!reader

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crystal-cloudzz · 9 months

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Heathers Incorrect Quotes because it’s my New Obsession

JD: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Ronnie: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. JD: Absolutely not.

Ronnie: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. JD: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

Ronnie: Bye JD! Bye Heather! Bye Heather! Bye Heather! Bye JD! Heather: You said ‘bye JD’ twice. Ronnie: I like JD.

Ronnie: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right JD: Looking right because you left Heather: Looking up cause you let me down Heather: Looking down cause you fucked up Heather: What is wrong with you guys

Ronnie: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground. JD: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

Ronnie, pointing: May I sit there? JD: That's my lap Ronnie: That doesn't answer my question, JD.

Ronnie: JD… Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? JD: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Ronnie: Ronnie: I wrote sanitize, JD.

Ronnie: Change is inedible. JD: Don't you mean inevitable? Ronnie, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Ronnie: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. JD's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out…

JD: I can explain. Ronnie: Can you? JD: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Veronica: So what do you do? JD: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers. Veronica: Wow, impressive. JD: Then I'll move on to Leos.

Veronica: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail JD: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

Veronica: What is your biggest weakness? JD: I can be uncooperative. Veronica: Okay, can you give me an example? JD: No.

Veronica: What the fuck is wrong with you?! JD: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Veronica: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

JD: Accidentally hits Veronica in the face JD: Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay' JD: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! Ronnie: What’s wrong with you?!

Veronica: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE JD: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Veronica, desperately, as JD bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE JD: Oh! B positive. Veronica: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE JD:

Veronica: How do I deal with my enemies? JD: Kill them Veronica: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution JD: Kill them only a little?

Veronica: Go to Hell JD, tearing up: I wish I could

JD: Someone will die. Ronnie: Of fun!

Veronica: Is something burning? JD: Just my love for you. Veronica: JD, the toaster is on fire.

Veronica: JD, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! JD: Well of course I have. JD: Have you ever tried going mad without power? JD: It's boring.

JD: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died- Ronnie: Twelve, actually. JD: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that? Ronnie: Yours! JD: That's right: no one's.

#heathers 1988 #heathers #heather mcnamara #heather duke #heather chandler #veronica sawyer #jason dean #jd #heathers the musical #heathers incorrect quotes #incorect quote #incorrect quotes #jdronica #jdonica

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wakeupthemembersofbylernation · 4 months

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ngl the biggest piece of bylers doubt i have is the length of s5 itself — the season is only 8 episodes long.

they have to resolve so many plotlines and give every character their arc conclusion. how are they gonna have enough time to implement and write byler properly?

i'm confident about byler in pretty much all other aspects, but TIME is the one thing that makes me doubt myself in terms of belief in byler endgame.

I understand that fear, but I’m not worried about that for three reasons. One, when you look at other ships in the show (Jancy, Lumax, Duzie, even Milkvan), that’s actually the amount of time they’ve had to execute these ships, all while dealing with other plotlines and characters. Jancy and Lumax were built up over the course of S2, and the initial connection between Mike and El was set up in S1 (even if they didn’t start dating until later). With Duzie, we learned that Dustin had a girlfriend in S3, and it was fully believable by the end, even without her being in-person once. ST is a show that leans into interpersonal relationships alongside the supernatural worldbuilding stuff. Eight episodes is actually more than enough time to execute Byler. I mean, two hour movies execute believable romances alongside other storylines from scratch, so why wouldn’t the writers be able to do so here?

Two, all the building blocks are here. The entire history of Mike and Will’s friendship, the painting miscommunication/lie, Mike’s monologue to El, the messy state of Milkvan, being back in Hawkins during the Satanic Panic, Mike promising to be by Will’s side in the apocalypse, and more. They aren’t implementing Byler from scratch, unlike Lumax in S2, even if it seems that way to those who don’t know it’s coming. There’s a lot of raw material to work with. It’s a lot closer to Jopper’s development in S4, which was built on the shoulders of their complicated romantic history. Byler is already in the show. It just hasn’t been consummated yet.

Three, and this is most important, the Duffers have made clear that S5 is Will’s coming-of-age story. The whole show is, really. Of course Stranger Things is an ensemble show. Of course characters like El are still gonna get a lot of screen time in the battle against Vecna (she isn’t beating main character allegations anytime soon, I’m afraid). Of course every character’s story needs to be resolved, and new romances like Rovickie need to be executed as well.

But Will is undeniably gonna be the focus. And if Will is the focus, along with his sexuality, there’s no way Byler won’t be. Byler is not a side story. It’s intertwined with the main themes of the show and with Will’s arc. And we also know that Mike is the heart, and there’s a lot of foreshadowing there. Mike is important in both Will and El’s stories, so this chaotic love triangle WILL be present and central. Even diehard Milkvans have to acknowledge that things simply aren’t resolved. Will hasn’t transparently told Mike how he feels yet. Mike and El still haven’t addressed the monologue. The painting lie has not been addressed. These things are not part of our imagination. They are real, and with Will taking center stage, there’s nothing to fear time-wise.

#byler #stranger things #will byers #mike wheeler #will byers main character

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sharonisthebettercarter · 9 months

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we need to talk about common comic opinion for the boys

so i read the comics.

was curious for a while, buddies wanted to do it, finally bit the bullet and MAN OH MAN~<3

there's common opinion that swirls around from people who *have not read the comics* need i remind, an opinion that they are merely *meaningless edgelord drivel* or the like.

i'm here to bust that misconception, smack it upside the head and drag it around the fuckin' town and kick it till it's caved in because it couldn't be more *wrong* if it tried.

first thing i'll say is that the comics *don't* compare in what you'd call 'gratuitous edginess' to the show. while they have their 'bit on the nose moments', they're drawings that go panel by panel. even what they *could* show wouldn't compare, and it honestly doesn't. (coming from someone who's also watched the show too many times over now and got a nice fresh read in)

robin's death is more brutal *in the show*. there is more blood and gore. *in the show*. the arguably edgiest thing between both of them is a guy exploding another guy from inside his urethra, which *only happens in the show*

and for those that have no clue about the big twist or comics homie and try to make blocks of analysis for a character they have zero actual information or decent research on.

homelander is worse. *in the SHOW*.

granted, both have similar enough structure with reversed character development/reveal, but i digress

butcher is just THE biggest fucking bottom by the way, lord satan i CAN NOT with that boi--

anywho~<3

the 'meaningless' part? well that's just a big fat lie and i'll say it up front. that shit needs to stop. this thing was definitely an emotional rollercoaster, and while it may be true that it's not for everyone, it was far from meaningless and actually brilliantly written and even researched.

it's raw, it feels real half the time, it teaches valuable lessons, and even when you're in the notion of 'okay, where is this going, it's sus', when you stick with it? you get rewarded fucking beautifully.

there are moments you'd disagree with the characters actions in a way that makes them feel humanly flawed. of course they might do the wrong thing or say the wrong thing, so do real life humans?? there are cross cultural miscommunication references and conversations that show ennis knew what he was doing and why he did it a certain way. and yeah, it can be too much to handle for some,

*but if you honestly feel that way you shouldn't be watching the show either*

and here's what it's not.

meaningless, ill-thought, pointless, edgelord drivel.

it *is* an intricate and well done, brutally *honest* creative critique of the *military industrial complex*, *corporate capitalism*, and a couple other things expertly squeezed in. even touching on *abuse* and hitting all the right spots for how it can psychologically fuck with people. the ending punches you in the fucking feels as you could appropriately expect it to with a hard side of begrudged satisfaction.

good fucking satan these things were an excellent read that compelled me to want moar from start to finish, and yeah, if you have watched the show then i *highly* recommend them because the important topics and themes touched on are presented much better in the comic, even with the sometimes wonky ass art in place of hawt actors to distract you, lmao

but seriously? the lot of you that keep spouting nonsense from your clenched up assholes without actually bothering to look at the source material need to stop. all you're doin' is actin' damn fools and showing off high and mighty opinions based on complete mis-education if not un-education.

and f.y.i.... also being the damn fools both the comics AND show make fun of.

so remember that line billy says?

'but the main reason you don't hear about it is cause the public don't want to know about it.'

that's y'all. legit, at this point. more specifically, y'all would be the 'public' that wants to live with rose tinted glasses instead of acknowledging that reality is more brutal than we often want to see or admit.

why else would you keep denouncing and dismissing the comics and source material of something you allegedly love?

because some other schmuck on the internet said a lie, gave you hearsay, or a rumor they heard through a grapevine on a game of telephone that said it wasn't worth looking into yourself?

well i'll call bullshit on that straight up but what are y'all so afraid of??

couple other things i will say, if you hate butcher for being the biggest worldclass cunt, you will absolutely feel vindicated and have your feelings or possibly lovehate boner (like mine~) completely validated with what happens in these comics (and if i'm being honest about the direction of the show, weeeeelllll...~<3 lemme not tho lmao<3 still def the biggest bottom, out bottoms hughie by far, i wanna see him get railed by vas/love sausage)

i will also say, billy is 100% wrong in the comic and the show is slowly but surely unraveling that truth there as well, if it's not clear enough by now. what he does isn't for becky/becca, and definitely not for ryan either. it never was.

it's for his father, no i will not elaborate cause read the damn comics. (but also, people need to stop fucking forgetting that HUGHIE is the *actual* good guy here, not billy... billy is a bad guy... billy is objectively worse than homelander in many MANY canon ways and remember that reverse character development i mentioned--.)

contrast, if you *love* butcher, you will likely be disappointed in the show, but the comics will help prepare you for it (they also make too many things CLEAR)

unfortunately, you do not get sweetheart noir in this and while i love his show counterpart, bearing with cunt 9000 noir is worth it. (it also sparked fic ideas for me cause why not both~<3)

LOVE SAUSAGE IS UNREAL AND PERFECT~<3<3<3 if nothing else, comics love sausage at least deserves your full attention.

homelander's as always is a fun boi, show homelander by comparison is basically *final stage* comics homie (full throttle evil berserk type shit/just before it hits) take everything you thought you knew about (comics) him, and throw it out the fuckin' window.

boi does some fucked up shit... and ALSO has fucking mental breakdowns and visceral reactions like throwing up to doing evil shit because he literally can't stomach it and is trying to convince himself that he is the bad guy because he's been gaslit--.

and i'ma stop there. read the fuckin' comic if you actually wanna know just how deep that homie rabbit hole goes.

and i will absolutely use the idea of him having legit *adverse reactions to doing evil shit* in a fic because FUCK. YES. that was a sad but lovely detail and would make for a perfect fuckin'a alibi<3

anywho~<3, if you recognize he's a victim in the show? the comics. read them cause OOOOOHHHH--.

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gaylildemon · 5 months

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GO Meta: Lucifer manipulated Crowley into rebelling.

This might seem pretty obvious given that in Christian lore Lucifer is charming, beautiful, and deceptive. But we can’t presume to know GO Lucifer just from the Milton and Bible extended universe canon.

What DO we know?

FurFur remembers Crowley in the Great War. (Note that this doesn’t mean that Crowley didn’t do everything he could to avoid actual fighting. We don’t know.)

Metatron says that Crowley was *always* asking his damn fool questions. Metatron gives a nasty look to Crowley during the final 15.

Crowley and Aziraphale met Before the Beginning, and this we can presume was the first time Crowley experienced doubt about God’s plan, and from the dialogue, the first time he went to ask questions. But not when he fell. He fought in the war, and apparently had a *habit* of asking questions, according to Metatron. We can also tell that Crowley was naive.

Crowley would rather run from heaven and hell than fix them.

Crowley was a powerful angel, and he started part of the universe. He can stop time.

Neil has said that Crowley is an unreliable narrator about his own fall.

Crowley describes his own fall “not so much as a fall, but as a vague saunter downwards”, that he “only asked questions”…but he also says he was hanging out with the wrong people - Lucifer and the gang.

Crowley is given extremely important roles in the Bible. He’s the serpent in the garden. He literally brings sin to mankind. If you were Satan, would you give the biggest jobs to someone who you didn’t trust or didn’t think was competent? Why does Satan trust Crowley with so much?

My theory?

Crowley asked questions and he didn’t get the answers he wanted. Maybe he even put in for a suggestion box. Lucifer, being pragmatic, uses this as fuel to get Crowley on his side. He’ll make things better, heaven needs new management, he’ll listen.

Except, things don’t go as planned. And when the angels are cast down, Hell is no better than heaven under Satan’s management.

Crowley was likely not only let down by God. He was lied to and let down by Lucifer. But at some point, Satan valued Crowley enough to give him the biggest roles to play.

While of course he trusts Aziraphale, if this ends up being true (which, imo, seems likely because I mean…the devil is known to lie, and demons are good liars, where do you think they learned it from if not from experience?) this gives a lot more context to Crowley’s flight response and his reactions to Aziraphale saying “if he were in charge, he could make a difference.” Crowley has been let down by old and new management, and he used to be like Aziraphale in thinking that Heaven could be better, even if he went about it in an entirely different way by rebelling openly.

I’m sure that Crowley’s role in the war and pre-fall is complicated and he probably didn’t do everything Lucifer thought he did - but again - what did Crowley convince Lucifer of that when he became Satan, he relied on him so much?

#good omens theory #good omens meta #good omens headcanons #go3 speculation #good omens 3 #crowley #good omens #good omens news

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Hello angel! I was thinking maybe introvert Eddie with an extrovert reader! Like they date and then they’re out at a restaurant and his food is wrong and he doesn’t want to say anything so she does? Just something cute like that with maybe a few other instances as well! Your writing is perfect by the way 💙💙💙

hi sweetheart!! firstly, thank you ever so much for the compliment! this is such an array of emotions, but i think it encapsulates what introverted!eddie would feel like in a relationship <3

warnings: fem!reader. pet names. swearing. food mentions. satanic panic rhetoric. mentions of su*c*de. mentions of eddie being poor. mentions of ab*se (eddie's past). eddie and reader cry together :'). a lil bit of hurt. comfort. tooth-rotting fluff!! [2.3k].

If there’s one thing that Eddie fails to share with everyone, it’s that he is actually extremely introverted. You already assumed this when you first met him, the boy screaming on top of cafeteria tables about how “conformity is bullshit” and how its “killing the kids” and whatnot.

But, when you started dating, he sure showed that his apparent extrovertedness was seemingly a completely lie.

For your first date, Eddie took you out to Benny’s Burgers. Your friends kept telling you how it was a mistake and how that was no way to show a girl you fancied her, but the location didn’t matter to you. Everyone in Hawkins knew that Eddie lived down at Forest Hills Trailer Park with his uncle, so you assumed money issues played a huge deal in his upbringing. So, as someone a bit more well-off, it wasn’t for you to judge how he spent the little money he had. Although, it didn’t matter to you in the slightest.

As you guys look back now, it’s insane how much you brought him out of his shell over the months. But, reflecting back on your first date will always be one of the funniest moments.

“So… what you thinking of getting?” Eddie asks shyly, looking up at you from behind the menu, immediately avoiding eye contact the second you look back at him.

Your mom had always taught you that if someone else was offering to pay, you should never go for something expensive, and you took that on, always ordering or purchasing something low in value.

So, you chose the cheapest meal on the menu, “I’ll just take the hamburger and fries, and just a water to go with it. I’m trying to calm down on the caffeine intake,” you softly laugh.

The problem is, Wayne always taught Eddie never to order higher than the girl, saying that it’s a way to make them feel special and as if they’re the main attraction there.

So, Eddie replied, “Yeah… I’ll take the same…” he mumbles, shutting the menu and laying it on top of yours to the side.

But, what Eddie failed to let you know is that he wasn’t the biggest lover of salad in his burgers. The patty, cheese and a bit of ketchup will do him perfectly, perhaps a little bacon if he’s feeling fancy.

So, when the waitress brought you your meals, you began munching into the burger, talking away about how good it was and complimenting Eddie’s choice of diner, trying to lift his moods since he seemed extra nervous. But, after a few minutes of talking, you see Eddie’s plate still completely full, minus a few fries which he had picked up with his fingers and nibbled on. He hadn’t even added any sauces or seasonings to his meal.

“Eddie, is there something wrong with your food?”

He looks up, scratching the back of his head, but quickly retracting it as he realises that is his grease-covered hand, “Um… No, nothing’s wrong at all…”

You lay your knife and fork down, looking into his brown orbs, “You know you can be honest with me, right? I know I may come across as a bit much, but there’s nothing to be scared about.”

Eddie connects his eyes with yours, sighing out, “It’s just… I don’t really salad in my burgers…”

“Oh, that’s fine!” you say, “I’ll just get them to replace it for you!”

“No, no, it’s fine, I’ll just take it out myse—”

But, before Eddie can argue against you, you’re calling over the waiter, explaining to them, “I’m so sorry, my date here forgot to order his burger without the salad. Is there any chance you could replace it for him?”

“Of course!” they smile, taking Eddie’s plate and replying, “I’ll be back in five.”

Eddie sighs, seeping into his chair in embarrassment, “You didn’t have to do that, I could’ve just taken it out myself…”

“Nonsense!” you wave off, “It would’ve been cold by then! Besides, it was no big deal at all. Now you’ll have just as nice of a meal as me.”

And that was just instance number one. Eddie was shocked that you ended that first date with a kiss to the cheek and the planning of date two. He was surprised you liked him that much after the fuss he made with some goddamn salad.

The second time you widely recall is when you introduced him to your friends.

You weren’t exactly popular at Hawkins High, but people knew of you and treated you with respect, the same as with the rest of your peer group. Sadly, your friends weren’t as open-minded as you were. They were quick to believe rumours and judge people instantly, but after meeting their parents, it was obvious as to why. Indoctrination was a real asshole.

So, when Eddie ditched his Hellfire group and joined you on the other side of the cafeteria for the day, he was anything but happy. Sure, he was excited to meet your friends, the ones who you spoke mostly highly of, but it was the interacting that he was unimpressed with.

“So, Eddie…” Sandy starts, chewing loudly, “What do you like to do? Like, your hobbies and stuff? Apart from playing that weird cult game or whatever.”

You smack her shoulder lightly, “I’ve told you a million times San, those rumours are bullshit. It’s just a bunch of nerdy guys throwing some dice around a table, nothing Satanic about it.”

“I don’t know,” Ellie sings from opposite you, “My mom said that two boys killed themselves because of it.”

“Don’t you think that’s just an unfortunate accident? Like, I’m sure two people who listen to pop music have killed themselves before too. But, you don’t see Cyndi fucking Lauper being banned from every radio station in America,” you roll your eyes, Eddie slowly sinking in his seat at the end of the table next to you, awkwardly nibbling on a pretzel.

You softly touch his arm, “I’m sorry about them baby. Go ahead, answer their question,” you smile.

Eddie coughs, sitting back up straight in his chair, “Um… I like Bon Jovi…” he shyly says, an obvious answer to try and fit in with your peer group.

“They’re okay…” Betty replies, “But, Madonna is way better in my personal opinion.”

“Betts!” you yell at her, “I thought you were here to get to know him, not judge him more!”

“I’m not judging!” she shouts back, “I’m just saying that Madonna is better than Bon Jovi. Besides, he’s obviously lying. He listens to that other Satanic shit, the metal stuff.”

You scrape your chair along the floor, standing up and grabbing Eddie’s hand, dragging him up with you, Sandy yelling out, “Where are you going?”

“Back to his friends that’s where,” you retort back, “I’m not gonna sit here and let you berate my boyfriend like that! Besides,” you smirk, “Metallica is fucking amazing.”

And with that, you spent the remaining twenty minutes of your lunch break with your true friends, your former ones merely a memory of the past.

The final, most prominent moment was towards the end of your first year of dating. By this time, Eddie had definitely come a lot more out of his shell, not just with you, but in public too. No longer scared to correct people at restaurants, being able to talk to strangers a little more easily, even freely making the phone calls he needed to.

But, there was one thing he hadn’t needed to battle yet. A situation he avoided at all costs.

“Ah, shit,” Wayne swears from behind you in the kitchen, you and Eddie snuggled up on the couch, watching a random sitcom that was airing on the channel you had flipped over to.

“You alright Wayne?” Eddie asks, keeping his gaze upon the small TV in front of him.

“Son, I know you’re hanging out with your girl right now, but my shift starts in less than an hour and the fridge is bare. You wouldn’t mind if I made a quick list to nip over to the store and grab some things would ya?”

Eddie looks down at you, asking with his eyes for a confirmation to which you happily agree, “Sure Wayne, I don’t mind helping out for you guys, if Eddie wants to go now, of course. Yeah, baby?”

Eddie nods, “Sure, best time too. Late at night, the store is practically empty. Much easier to get around.”

But, what both you and Eddie failed to recognise was what time of the year it was. The date was December 22nd, three days before Christmas. So, as Eddie pulls into the grocery store parking lot, there’s a lot more vehicles present than usual.

“Shit,” Eddie mumbles, “It’s fuckin’ Christmas ain’t it?”

You sigh, “Yeah… But, you got this,” you say, rubbing your thumb over the back of his hand where it was perched on the joystick, “You’ve accomplished so much this year in terms of your shyness. We can knock another one out the park tonight, can’t we?”

He parks up in an empty space, turning off the ignition and lets out a sigh, “Yeah… I got this.”

“That’s the spirit!” you exclaim, pressing a kiss to his cheek and jumping out of the passenger side of his van.

However, as you enter the store, both of you grabbing onto the shopping cart, Eddie tenses up at the amount of people wandering around. The aisles are crowded, the sounds of beeping from the scanners flood his ears and the clicking of heels against the tiled floor make him want to crawl out of his own skin.

You put your hand on top of his on the handle, “Baby, deep breaths, okay? You got this.”

He really does try his best, trying to focus on finding the groceries Wayne had written down, but like every other store, they changed their layout, making it impossible to find the required items in a timely manner, further adding to Eddie’s stress.

Once you get to the pet aisle, the atmosphere is a lot quieter, not many people seemingly having pets in Hawkins. You stop moving the cart and turn to Eddie, looking up into his eyes, “You wanna head back to the van, don’t you?”

He sighs, rubbing his hands over your arms, “I really tried, sweetheart, it’s just… It’s so overwhelming in here. There’s so many people, like, why did everyone leave everything so last minute?”

You chuckle lightly at this, “I mean… It’s a bit ironic coming from us, isn’t it?”

“Yeah, but…” Eddie looks down disappointedly, “We’re not getting Christmas food, you know?”

You frown slightly at Eddie’s words. You found out very early on that the Munsons didn’t do a traditional celebration of the popular holiday. Frankly, they were too poor to go all out, the only reminder that Christmas was coming up being the twenty year old faux tree sitting weakly in the corner of the trailer.

You cup his cheeks, his hands immediately moving down to your waist, “Go and wait in the van, my love. I’ll take care of this.”

Eddie sighs, opening up his wallet and passing you the $20 note that Wayne had given to him, “Just… don’t spend more than that, okay? Wayne’ll kill me.”

“Got it. Take a breather, calm down, I’ll be as quick as I can,” you say, pressing a soft kiss to his lips before Eddie walks back out to the entrance of the store.

But, Wayne couldn’t kill Eddie if his budget wasn’t broken, nothing could be done if the limit was exceeded by the money out of your pocket.

So, when Eddie saw you walking towards the van with four bags instead of the usual two, he sits there shocked, you opening up the back of his van and placing them neatly against the side.

“I said don’t go over the limit,” Eddie says, a scared look across his face as he takes in the sheer capacity of food you had purchased for the two men, you jumping in the front with one of the bags in your lap.

“You and Wayne deserve a treat for how hard you two work, so I dipped into my own,” you smile softly, rendering Eddie speechless. “Plus, I thought you could make that classic Christmas meal a reality.”

Eddie looks at you with wide eyes as you place the bag in his lap, him shuffling through to find everything from a turkey, to potatoes, to vegetables, to gravy, everything to make a perfect Christmas dinner.

Eddie mouth opens wide as he stares at you, cupping your cheeks and bringing you in for a loving kiss, a smile being felt as the tears falling from his eyes land on your cheek. He places a few more on your right cheek as he gives you a bone-crushing embrace, the tears spilling onto your shoulder.

“Jesus Christ, I love you. I love you so goddamn much. Thank you sweetheart. My sweet girl, thank you.”

And his words can’t help but let a few tears slip from your eye also, the moment feeling so surreal and intense, so full of love and admiration. You knew of Eddie’s past, of how much he had been through. His memories of Christmas reminded him of getting beaten by his dad or feeling poor as the other kids rambled about their time of giving at school the next semester. So, you wanted to change that for him. You wanted to be the one to finally show him what it was like to feel loved at Christmas.

And when Eddie brought you around the day after Christmas, Wayne wrapped you in his arms, muttering into your shoulder: “Thank you darlin’. We’ll be forever grateful for what you did for us.”

i literally got emotional writing this towards the end :') i hope you enjoyed <33

#eds6ngel #eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson x fem!reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson comfort #eddie munson fanfic #eddie munson fic #eddie munson fanfiction #eddie munson blurb #eddie munson hurt #eddie munson hurt/comfort #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson drabble #stranger things

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avelera · 1 year

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Hi! Sorry for a long ask, but my head has been filled with Hob thoughts lately and I had to vent it somewhere

One of the reasons our fandom treats Hob as "just some guy" is because the rest of the characters in the series include: personifications of fundamental concepts governing a good chunk of the universe making sure the reality as we now it stays intact, the literal Satan, several angels, demons, gods and goddesses from different cultures and religions and many other ridiculously overpowered beings. After all that immortal being who has been alive for six centuries and who has lived through one of the biggest wars in humanities history pales in comparison.

Do you think Hob finds it refreshing to be the "normal one" in a relationship for once? Before Dream whenever he got on with someone he always had to be careful to keep his immortality a secret. He had to remember the details of his fake past, had to make sure he always talked age-appropriate or didnt mention some kind of historic fact no one else could now, keep his Intensity in check, stuff like that. But now he's dating Dream of the Endless and suddenly he's no longer the strangest person in the room. Do you think that after being with Dream for a very long time he forgets to put on his Absolutely-Normal-and-Ordinary Humansona and his mortal friends go "wtf, were you always this fucked up?"

(Absolutely adore your fics btw)

Thank you! And thank you for this ask!

One of my first bits of Hob meta was talking about how Hob is only "Just a Guy" when compared to the Endless. By any other measure, in any other story, he'd be the most powerful individual you'd ever encounter. True immortality that isn't a prison because you can die when you choose? I've said it before, but if Hob ever went full persistence hunter, he'd be one of the most unstoppably powerful forces in the world.

Now, to your question, I think the answer could be complex?

- I think on some level it could be strange in not a good way to be the normal one in the relationship for Hob. I only say this from a pride perspective. I do think that for the most part, Hob's reaction would be positive, but I want to first carve out a nod to how it might also be a bit... humbling or even irritating, for example if Dream or others discounted him as beneath notice because of it. 600 years is still a lot, Hob is by most standards the most supernatural thing anyone would ever meet. I could see him thinking he's chill with being the less interesting one in the relationship but having moments of like, "Whoa, hey, wait a minute, just because I'm only an indestructible human who has lived over 600 years doesn't mean I'm boring for fuck's sake."

- I think it would be a much bigger deal for Hob-with-Dream to not need to lie anymore all of the time. With each lifetime Hob lives, he has to remember to cut away or gloss over or alter more of his life and achievements. It must be second nature but still painful at times to have to switch over from, "I achieved this," to, "My "father" achieved this and I just inherited it."

- Suddenly with Dream, he doesn't have to do that all the time. He can just casually mention things like the late 1300s in the first person, or his marriage to Lady Eleanor, or the fact that Robyn died when he was 20 (most likely as someone who looks mid-30s, Hob can only talk about Robyn or his death by making it sound like he died as a child, given how young Hob looks, especially in modern times, he'd get odd looks appearing 35-ish and saying he had a son die at age 20). Not needing to filter his personal experiences through historical anecdotes he'd "read" or altering the details to fit would be I think, strange, refreshing, perhaps deeply emotional, and very rare for him. Not because he'd never been able to be candid with others (like other immortals, or perhaps people he was close to that he opened up with) but Dream was actually there. He actually walked the streets of Tudor England, he actually knew Hob in 1389. I think it would be an aspect of being with Dream Hob would, y'know, "know" would be an aspect he looked forward to, only to be truly blown away by the reality of being able to openly, without thinking, talk about himself in a way he hasn't been able to do... possibly ever, with anyone.

#sandman meta #dreamling #hob gadling #the sandman

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trump666traitor · 2 years

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#covid #vegie #satans biggest lie #lucifarian #Alien Dna

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heartxshaped-bruises · 8 months

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✧･ﾟ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐙𝐈 𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐙𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

tw: swearing, mentions of death, NSFW

"Every new thing you say makes me yearn for the sweet embrace of death."

"So you're not gonna kill me, you're gonna queer-eye me?"

"Okay, can I be honest with you? I'd lie to you for money."

"You're hotter than the flames you're about to be engulfed in."

"What's the point of killing someone who wants it? Where's the thrill in that?"

"I didn't ask for this. You gave me two very terrible options."

"That's what you think I'm doing? I'm just trying to make conversation."

"I don't like you."

"I wish it was socially acceptable to tell you that I wanna kill you with a hammer."

"The real burning is the burning desire that I feel for you."

"You know, I'm not gonna be the same person after that experience."

"Everytime you enter a public space that I'm occupying, my entire body stiffens."

"This isn't 'hanging out', you're trying to kill me!"

"I don't go to the gym because I sweat, and sweating is really just your pores crying, and crying is weak."

"Ohh, I can't? What are you gonna do? Kill me?"

"You would choose satan before a guy who can actually take care of you."

"I'm here to ask you to take the soul of an influencer I follow."

"Are you hitting on me before my execution?"

"Your tears are my lubricant."

"Am I gonna have to play the tooth-fairy in this scenario?"

"Wow. It's honestly really refreshing to see you all excited for once."

"Don't mouth me off, I know exactly what you're doing in your spare time."

"You're lucky I don't call the FBI."

"Okay, au revoir, bitch! I'm buying myself a first-class ticket to hell!"

"Would you be interested in entering a new dimension with me next week?"

"If it was the purge, you'd be the first one on my fucking list."

"You're an inspiration for young serial killers out there."

"It turned a little bit into a, uh... Lord Of The Flies situation."

"Your skin is so nice, by the way - you'd make a nice purse."

"I'm just messing with you, relax."

"My ideal girl is young enough to be my daughter, but treats me like my mom."

"Why would I tell you my biggest weakness? Are you up to something?"

"If you think about it, step-bro was just helping step-sis out because she was stuck in the laundry machine."

"Did I suck off someone important and like, forgot about it or why am I getting rewarded?"

#★ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ #meme #rp starter #roleplay starter #rp starters #roleplay starters #starter sentences #roleplay meme #rp meme #roleplay memes #rp memes #starter meme #starter memes #stanzi potenza

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When MC is on their period (brothers + side dateables)

(gender neutral MC)

Lucifer-

to be honest, he doesn’t really care…at first. he’s too busy with his work. but then it kind of hits him that MC came to him for relief, they came to him for comfort. he’ll lie with them for a while, massaging them wherever they need.

Mammon-

oh boy he doesn’t really get it when MC explained it to him, but he wants to help! luckily if they ask him for something he’ll be their for them without question, whether it be cuddles, food or a store run. just make sure to pay him back.

Levi-

feels kind of embarrassed, he doesn’t know how to approach the situation at all. he’s paces around in his room not sure what to do, but eventually comes to the conclusion of “act like nothings different!” and goes to MCs room asking if they wanna have an anime marathon or play games together.

Satan-

he’s read up on it and tries to mansplain to MC about how their body works. he proceeds to get an earful from MC about how obviously they know how their body works. at least he came with good intentions. he apologizes to MC and reads them their favorite book.

Asmo-

he knows what he’s doing! he knows how periods can make MC feel gross and uncomfortable so he goes out to the store for them to get them any sanitary items they need. as well as a full blown spa day to make them feel clean. he gives MC lots of affection throughout the day.

Beel-

doing his best! he’s in the kitchen making every comfort food possible for MC, it’s a a bit hard for him to not eat everything. every food item has a giant bite outta it but it’s the thought that counts. once MC steps outta their room he gives them the biggest hug.

Belphie-

all he heard from MC was “i need warmth and comfort” and he was right in their arms. he holds MC the whole time their in bed, making sure to softly massage their stomach to relieve any pain they may have.

Diavolo-

the second he hears of his poor, human exchange student being in pain, he drops everything to be by their side. he’s not sure what kind of pain MC is in so he bought every type of medication in the Devildom just to be safe.

Barb-

he makes a trip to the human world to pick up special items to make a special cake for MC. he abandons Lord Diavolo for a few hours to make sure they’ll be okay. makes frequent store trips to make sure MC has everything they need.

Simeon-

takes MC to the Celestial Realm so they can get away from the demons. there’s a nice cafe he brings them to so they can drink a nice tea with healing qualities. even though MC isn’t in pain anymore, he gives plenty of physical comfort.

Solomon-

feels stupid that he haven’t done this sooner and brings MC flowers as an apology. he then teaches them a spell to remove any sort of pain they’ve been feeling. afterwords he takes MC out on a walk to the forest.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me solomon #obey me headcanons #obey me comfort #obey me fluff #💜

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legacyshenanigans · 4 months

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I was bored and I found a

"Questions nobody asks"

Thing on the Internet, and I wanna do it 🤣 could consider it as a "get to know me" thing, I guess, haha. Gonna undercut though, because its kinda long. 🤍

1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED?

Who the fuck goes to sleep with their closet doors open?! 🤣

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS?

Ew no haha, because they tend to be shitty shampoos and conditioners. I'm very particular with what I put on my hair.

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT?

Out, I would feel EXTREMELY uncomfortable if my sheets were tucked in, I move around a lot in bed hahaha.

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE?

Not a street sign no, I stole one of those big umbrellas from outside a pub once though🤣

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES?

Not really. No reason to.

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM?

Nope.

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES?

I'm terrified of bees and wasps and shit like that hahaha, but I reckon my chance of survival would be higher with a swarm of bees?

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES?

I do, under my makeup haha.

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES?

Nope. 🤣

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE?

People trying to talk to me when I have earphones in. A VERY quick way to get on my fuckin nerves.

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK?

No? 🤣

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS?

Yes. 🤣

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS?

.....Yes. 😅 (while camping in the middle of nowhere, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go)

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERE’S NO MUSIC PLAYING?

All the time. 🤣

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS?

I used to. Not so much these days.

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK?

Well, I'm in a monogamous relationship, sooooo. One, lol.

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED?

King.

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK?

Helicopter Girl - Satan's Seventh Bride.

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK?

Yeah? Sure? Why not?

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS?

Yesssss.

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE?

I can't even remember the name of it! Me and my mum are big horror fans, and we hunt for horror films together, and it was your standard, stereotypical folk move into a house. House is spooky. Spooky things happen ect. ect. ect. But it was FUCKING SHITE! 🤣 So THAT hahaha.

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE, IF YOU HAD SOME?

Near a tree in a woods, then I'd leave a vague note just saying "Its under a tree in *name of woods* " 🤣 That's ALOT of ground to search, hahaha.

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER?

Depends on what I'm eating.

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN?

I'm a Tommy K gal. 🤣

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

I fucking LOVE Kinder Buenos.

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE?

The HP films.

27. LAST PERSON YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU?

My fella.

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT?

I went to Rainbows when I was a little kid, then I went to Brownies (similar kinda thing as Scouts) but I ended up leaving brownies after only going twice because I HATED one of the brownie leader women 🤣

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE?

Sure, why not? Haha.

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER?

It's been a lonnnnng time since I've written a letter to someone. Phones exist now, haha.

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR?

Yeah.

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET?

Nope.

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS?

Nope.

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH?

Sandwiches in general are top tier scran, but I like meaty big ones 🤣

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST?

A can of redbull and a cigarette. 🤣

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME?

Depends on my sleeping pattern, sometimes a good 10/11pm sometimes 5/6am. 🤣🤣

37. ARE YOU LAZY?

Yes. Ain't even gonna lie lmao.

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN?

I mentioned above that my mum likes horror, so she would dress me as things like Vampires, Werewolves, The Devil, general monsters haha, which is funny to me because we'd usually all go trick or treating together with my friends and their mums, and my friends would always be things like princess's lmao.

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN?

Is that the same as Zodiac? I believe I'm the Rooster.

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK?

Two.

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS?

In 2023? No lol.

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS?

Wtf are lincoln logs?! Hahaha. Legos.

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN?

Absolutely.

44. WHO IS BETTER: KIMMEL OR FALLON?

Who?

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS?

Nah.

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS?

Nah I'm pretty good with heights.

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR?

Every damn time. 🤣

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?

I don't actually haha, hum maybe, but not sing.

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR?

As a passenger, yeah, sometimes.

50. EVER USED A GUN?

Yeah.

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER?

At my last day of HS party (Prom basically)

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY?

I just HATE musicals tbh. 🤣

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL?

Not really.

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI?

What? 🤣

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE?

Cherry!

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?

Honestly, I can't remember 😅

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?

100%, I've seen one, don't expect people to believe me, but I know what I saw.

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING?

All the time!!

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY?

No, but I probably should lmao.

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS?

Fuckin love a good pair of slippers.

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATHROBE?

Yeah.

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED?

Depends on the weather.

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT?

Nickelback 😅 (DON'T JUDGE ME!)

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR AMAZON?

Well, can't lie, 2 outta 3 of those we don't have in my country haha.

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS?

Adidas.

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS?

Cheetos because I dunno wtf Fritos are haha.

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS?

Peanuts!

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP BLACK PINK?

Nope.

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS?

Nope.

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING?

It was never something I thought about, infact when I first met my fella I had no idea what he did for work, and never asked because it wasn't important to me 🤣 turned out he had a very good job and I was just like "Oh OK cool" haha.

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE?

Yeah.

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE?

I've never competed in one.

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY?

Yessss 🤣

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS?

Like Vinyl? I do actually haha, some Iron Maiden ones.

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER?

My mum and Dad did. I don't.

76. DO YOU REGULARLY DIFFUSE OILS?

Yeah, daily, I love that shit haha.

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Yeah :)

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT?

Honestly, I don't really know, too many haha.

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW?

It's been a while, but I went to a rock and blues weekend festival thing last year.

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA?

Neither.

81. TEA OR COFFEE?

Neither.

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES?

Don't know what either of those are 🤣 but Snickerdoodles sound DELICIOUS haha.

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL?

Yeah I'm pretty decent.

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE?

Yeah.

85. ARE YOU PATIENT?

NOOOOO 🤣

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING?

Band.

87. EVER WON A CONTEST?

Yeah a few in my time haha.

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY?

Define plastic surgery haha. I've had lip fillers a few times? Nothing crazy. Is that classed as PS though?

89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES?

NEITHER 🤮🤮 URGH.

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET?

I used to be able to, been a long time since I have.

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE?

The living room.

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?

Yeeeeah one day, but we're chill. I'm engaged.

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED?

I'm not, yet.

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH?

Oh my god, there was this lad called Jordan in my HS...He would like, tease me all the time though, I would call it "Soft bullying" 🤣 and I LOVED him LMFAO! 😅 I think thats why I like guys who can be abit of a bastard haha.

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY?

Not really. But I'm a very "Babyyyyyyy? Can I get this?" Kinda gal, to get what I want 😅😅

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

Not yet.

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS?

I'd like to yeah.

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

Purple.

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW?

Not really.

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