#schweenie

[baconcolacan]

U have cat I have 2 big doggos (black is female Xena, tan is male Hercules and they r cane corrsos)

WAAAAAAA!! I LOVE DOGS TOO!! AWWWW!! Special guy and gal <3

[missbaphomet]

I am going to kill a schweenie!!!

[johnward47]

may i pet your dog? he is very handsome what breed is he

ofc 😋😋 i think hes like a schweenie or something idk 😁

[crmsnmth]

It's No Different In Anarchy

Nothing ever really changes with time That is, except for time itself I still live in a nutshell of outrage and cynicism I was so great for the cause Until I was overshadowed by my effect

You swore that I could help to change the world But soon i was finding out that you were just as full of shit as I was I found no peace in wishing for your utopia dreams Human nature boils down to fight or flight And you ran as fast as you could when the red and blue strobed To think, I once put my faith in you Surprise feelings that haunt the edges of night Grabbing at them with nails long enough to curl

Somehow you won them all back Singing songs that you ripped off from Pat Schweenis Rearranging the words to fit some new narrative and the rest of the clan all clapped like trained seals clap for fish Did anybody ever really get the reward you spouted

You spread my name through dirt staining my body with gravel and mud Because I got out before the whole thing collapsed You can't be organized and true to your beliefs Cause every movement as a leader and it was no different in anarchy

[fishmech]

lmao such schweeny requests

also inherently insane to say? "nooo you should have to provide it for free all the time no logins" is a legit deranged way to view any internet resource that doesn't already actively choose to let you do so.

sorry Timmy but you need to git gud, or at least mediocre, at finding ways around stuff. It is a joy in itself to defeat such blocks or w/e. but cmon, running to the cops because YouTube wanted you to login in exchange for looking at the largest consumer video archive? Yknow you can just use a burner? Yknow that not logging in doesn't mean you aren't "tracked"?

[take-the-el]

Schweeny ToDd

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

2 5 8 WITH GREY AJSBSAJBSAKAK!!!!! pokepasta mansion..... Everyone kills each other

SCREAMING GREY GREY GREY THANK U SO MUCB NERO

2. What classic “character dynamic” meme do you fit best?

ANYTHING to ensure that emme is an uncontrollable entity and grey is the adult babysitter and the more he sticks to her the more idiotic he gets because his common sense is broken by her <3

a bonus is that she's a child in an adult's body and he's a teenager with midlife crisis. that's all thank u

5. If you were dogs, what breeds would you be?

EMME IS A BORDER COLLIE AND GREY IS A SCHWEENIE (dachshund/shih tzu hybird)

it was a gut instinct that told me that emme is a border collie i don't know why and I don't have an explanation HOWEVER for grey I wanted that he's a mix of black and white and the black fur should be under his eyes to match how his eyes are hidden by a shadow... also because im biased i love em...

8. If you have multiple f/o’s: if you lived in the same house with every single f/o, from romantic to platonic to familial, how would that go? Would it be paradise? Would the house burn down within the hour?

bruh.... i want to believe the whole house came crashing down after 10 minutes but I LOVE the idea that everyone is under control because emme is just.... that glue that really keeps everyone together she's just that happy ball that cannot be contained at all!!!!

or we can stick to the house being DESTORYED because she's to some extent definitely unhinged HAKSHAKAJJAHSHAJS plus points that she brought uno and everyone is maiming each other because everyone pulled a +4 on each other and the last person had the stacked +4s BSBDBSHSHSHS

[yourmasterscorner]

4 Schweenie puppies for sale

https://puppiessalenearme.com/schweenie/4-schweenie-puppies-for-sale-30820.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr

[chaosmenu]

kind of insane that pat the bunnys legal last name is schweenis

[artichokefartichoke]

[vomettspitt]

How cute is my weiner though?

[draftmare]

I feel like I'm being watched.... 😳 #doggo #dogsofinstagram #schweenie https://www.instagram.com/draftmare/p/BujC1NAhtao/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6q8tfef4v7zv

[myramanibog]

Daddy's girl 😍🐶 #dachshund #schweenie #bakaroo https://www.instagram.com/p/B_eUye-BRFH/?igshid=if8jin2gkgfm

[1stplacemobiledoggrooming]

Bailey had a spa day! Thanks Joyelle! Groomer - Sharon. #1stplacedoggrooming #schweenie #mcdonough #doggrooming #dogsofinstagram #dogs #cutedogs #cute #puppylove https://www.instagram.com/p/B4flFgmnqRI/?igshid=1e12ibe0017oc

[shittyshitposts]

hoppin on that train and never looking back

[sergle]

AH YOU GOT ME