#shenanigan mailbox

[twst-shenanigans]

Floyd: Come OOOOONNNNN, you’re really killing my vibe, here!

Jade: Let the vibe perish. We have business to attend to.

I don't have many friends who are twins, but I feel like this is common with most twins. Or at least with most siblings. (single child vibes)

[chuluoyi]

Pregnant! reader play fighting with gojo (one-sided bc he cannot fathom being even a little rough w you) and he’s “🤨🤨siddown u have a baby in you” and then ends up just pinning them down by the wrists (and probably also trapping them on their back like an overturned turtle again 😭)

ahahaha😭 omg yes you’ll be like poking his side several times just because you want to mess with him—

“hiya! hiya!”

“don’t move around too much! you’re shaking the baby!”

“lalala~ baby’s fine, and now is the perfect time to attack you for all you have done to me~”

but gojo can’t even retaliate back so when it gets too much, he resorts to pinning your wrist above your head—gets on top of you and for a while you are just there, laying on your back, and staring at each other…

“let go of meee,” you whine, pouting, but somehow he has this unusually serious expression. he stares at your face under him, before his line of sight goes down to your now supple breasts—surely full of milk, yum—he thought, and then rounded belly, which houses his unborn child.

“you….” he actually gulps. you look so cute, so tasty being pinned down like this. if it were up to him, he’ll just flip you over and ravage you senseless. but your doe eyes look up to him with such innocence, just pleading at him to let you go.

and in the end, with great difficulty, he swallows it, and lets you go.

“huh? w-wait satoru! i can’t get up!”

“hmph that’s your punishment. when you have atoned, i’ll help you.”

“—?!? satoruuuu!!”

[krash-and-co]

the real 35 portland row is located on tumblr dot com btw

[shadowy-suitcase-herring-neck]

Sorry, but I gotta know. When they are angry (especially the Bellus Tantibus), do they sound like a desert rain frog?

*enraged squeaking* Yes they do indeed make a high pitched squeaking noise when angry. the exact pitch can change between species but it is relatively the same for all pygmies. Pygmy Nightmare's also go what we like to call "porcupine mode" which basically means their little tentacles turn into spikes. although this can sometimes unbalance the pygmy and they end up tipping over much to their displeasure. this usually causes them to squeak even more. a majority of the researchers have agreed that Pygmy nightmare's contain more rage than should be possible in their tiny bodies. though the pygmy nightmare we are currently researching only seems to get angry at things other than his gang. he does get irritated but never seems to enter is rage mode.

pygmies have gained the name "the living squeaky toy" because of the various squeaking noises they make.

[loveroped]

TRICK OR TREAT :]

you get a secret third thing

[fanvoidkeith]

he is surely being taken care of up in heaven by emily as we speak

my snake sonnnnnnnnnn

[anon-unofficial]

really wanna ramble an idea to them but they aren't in the fandom I wanna talk abt and if I wanna get it out of my system that means that I actually have to make a post about my sillyness

[mitamicah]

Freaky story time:

I have gotten this new bright red bike recently while also having another bike I still use from time to time. My appartment building have a locked basement for bikes so only the people living in the building can enter. 

I decided to take my old bike to group (a new group begun today). When arriving home from group I wanted to just put my bike away for a while and go up to chill for 2,5 hours before having to go to the first choir practice of the season. Although when I went down to the basement I found that one bike, the red one, was gone. 

Me being late then had to take the elevator 5 floors up again (my old bike didn’t have any lights on) to get some lights, riding the old bike to practice while cursing all the way about what the hell happened with the red bike and what to do about it. After choir practice however when I went down in the basement again the red bike was back, safe yet unlocked.

I swear it was not there when I went! But now here it was?

I feel like I am going slightly crazy :’D

[rivereddies]

arriving to inform you i have added one (1) chapter to my draft of the you’ve got mail fic today

keep your eyes peeled for the fifth chapter draft announcement in one to seven business weeks 😌

(there’s seven chapters in my outline rn, and 8 thousand years of editing in my future)

AUWEGUWH I AM EAGERLY AWAITING…. 👀 💜

^ little creature hiding in your google docs

cheering u on !!!!!!!!!!! U GOT THIS 💪💪 !!!!!

[soulmatebracket]

Okay so this isnt technically reincarnation BUT it is incarnations of the same characters. In stories where multiple universes/realities exist, and one of the constants across these universes is "these two characters lives become intertwined in some way". Would that make them viable candidates for this?

Yep, totally fine! The main criteria is that the characters are *soul bonded* that they will find each other in any and every lifetime

[jeongtokkie]

Bestie?????

LISTEN WE GOT THESE LESS THAN 24 HOURS AGO

tell him to stop

[twst-shenanigans]

Koebi-chan~~

[chuluoyi]

Gojo angst you say? Well I made a suggestion a while ago for an angsty scenario with whoever you wanna insert as the main character. Idk if you've written anything for it but you could use that prompt... And if you're interested but don't remember it then I can remind you what it was if you want 👀

i remember getting that angsty ask!!🥹 but i forgot the details and when i scrolled the ask tag i can’t find it *cries* can you please refresh me once again?

[emp-blast]

i was gonna say, junkrat/fuse. cuz theyre both australian & are bomb experts but that seems way too basic- 😭 (but imagine how the chaos theyd cause lol)

JSJDJSJDJSS??? sorry but that's like one of the most cracked ships I've ever heard

like you can't put those two in the same room together. if they even get too close then they'd spontaneously combust and cause an explosion bigger than anything imaginable

they go in for a kiss and there are explosions and fireworks that happen in the background as if michael bay directed the damn thing

[shadowy-suitcase-herring-neck]

Will the pigmy’s go trick or treating at other nests? Do the young do it? Do they were costumes?

leaf

[snickeringdragon]

h E e e LLO DRAgOn! !! ! !

I'm boo0orEd.

so

so

so boREd :[[[[[[[[[[[[[

d dO yoU waNNa pLAY a GAMe wItH mE ???

liKE frIEndS dO?

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i MADE THe b0000ard mySElf !!!!!!!!! you gO fIRsT!

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oh is this tic tac toe? ill playyy. x to the middle. also hello new anon!